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A’s trot out an all-righty lineup to face Rays lefty Guy Smiley, seen here:

1. Billy Burns (S) CF
2. Mark Canha (R) 1B
3. Danny Valencia (R) 3B
4. Josh Phegley (R) C
5. Jake Smolinski (R) RF
6. Brett Lawrie (R) 2B
7. Billy Butler (R) DH
8. Coco Crisp (S) LF
9. Marcus Semien (R) SS

A’s counter with the Hound:

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

87 thoughts on “A-one, and a-two, and a-three thru five.

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 7:08 pm

    Bassitt favoring the gold jerseys tonight. Jaso eschews the hairbrush.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 7:12 pm

    The gold on Phegley’s chest protector so perfectly matches the jersey that it looks like he’s wearing a green chest thong.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. James V. Aug 21,2015 7:12 pm

    Love those (possibly) Raiders-influenced hops in the outfield.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 7:27 pm

    Long piece of bare plywood broke off the advertising sign behind the plate and it’s just lying there in play, gotta love the Coliseum.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. doctorK Aug 21,2015 7:42 pm

    No-hitter for Fiers against the Doyers.

    I wonder if anybody in the bay area sports media will comment that the Astros helped the Gnats tonight?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 7:44 pm || Up

      The A’s took everything the Dodgers had, and everything they were ever gonna have.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 21,2015 9:20 pm || Up

      man, that kid was excited

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 7:54 pm

    I am happy for Chang, the foul ball hawking Plaza IF kid who banters with Dick Callahan, getting an inning on the PA.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Aug 21,2015 7:54 pm || Up

      Sounds like he has a good voice for it.

  7. Future Ed Aug 21,2015 9:37 pm

    way to go evan

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed Aug 21,2015 9:38 pm

    has an entire bullpen ever been non tendered?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 22,2015 8:24 am || Up

      The A’s have 3 of the “top” 10 AL pitchers in HR/9 with a minimum of 30 IP.

      Shawn Marcum of Cleveland, who was DFA’d in June, is the overall leader (9 HR, 35 IP, 2.31 HR/9).

      Edward Mujica is #2 in the league overall (9 HR, 36 IP, 2.25 HR/9) but 2.42 HR/9 since joining the A’s (fewer than 30 IP with the A’s though).

      Scribner is #7 (12 HR, 57 IP, 1.895 HR/9) and Fernando Abad is #10 (7 HR, 34 IP, 1.853 HR/9).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. Future Ed Aug 21,2015 9:51 pm

    this would be pretty cool if it were still 1-0

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 9:53 pm

    Life!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. Future Ed Aug 21,2015 9:55 pm

    strikeout.

    naturally

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 9:56 pm

    C’mon Billy Burns, earn yourself some pie

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2015 10:01 pm

    Drat. Burns not up for the opportunities he had tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 6:27 pm

    Not Sonny’s best curveball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 6:29 pm

    Surprised that the Raider preseason broadcast team actually has a rain delay tape package at the ready.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Future Ed Aug 22,2015 6:55 pm

    yes vince, canha is dong better because he is comfortable

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Aug 22,2015 6:58 pm || Up

      The comfort gives him confidence and the confidence gives him consistency.

      TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 7:42 pm || Up

      Comfortable!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 7:52 pm || Up

        See, comfort is infectious. One guy gets comfortable, then they all start getting comfortable. The A’s should all wear sweatpants.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. Soaker Aug 22,2015 7:56 pm

    When I was looking at the HR/9 rates this morning, Sonny showed up as one of the best…not quite so much after tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. Future Ed Aug 22,2015 8:06 pm

    don’t look at how the blue jays scored their runs today

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 24,2015 5:34 pm || Up

      Going to be a pretty interesting MVP race between him and Trout.

      • Future Ed Aug 24,2015 6:56 pm || Up

        depends who makes the playoffs

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 8:21 pm

    A little surprised it’s not Doo for the save, just because so many others have failed Bob to this point.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2015 8:28 pm

    Still, I somehow think the A’s won’t blow this. I am a fool.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. Soaker Aug 22,2015 8:34 pm

    The Cy Young Award obviously shouldn’t be related to bullpen performance…but this is a knife in the ribs to Sonny’s chances.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  22. Future Ed Aug 22,2015 8:46 pm

    Et tu pat?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. James V. Aug 22,2015 8:48 pm

    Welcome to Groundhog Day: The Remake.

  24. Jennifer Aug 22,2015 8:52 pm

    This is almost funny.

  25. Jennifer Aug 22,2015 9:01 pm

    Bed, if you read this later I’m headed to Arkansas thus fall for a concert. I think it’s on the opposite side of the state from you though.

  26. Jennifer Aug 22,2015 9:02 pm

    Also on the schedule is Indiana and Sioux City, IA.

  27. Jennifer Aug 22,2015 9:07 pm

    I need to start hitting up states I haven’t been to.

    • Soaker Aug 22,2015 9:13 pm || Up

      I have a hot springs and Cal football trip (Salt Lake City) planned for the week when the A’s would otherwise be losing the AL Division Series. The baseball suckage does free up some interesting alternatives.

      Note to sslinger: Because of the expense of the aforementioned trip to Utah and Colorado, I do not expect to come to the Bay Area for the Raiders/Vikings weekend.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Jennifer Aug 22,2015 9:18 pm || Up

        Man, Colorado was amazing. I almost cried the entire time I was there. Beautiful. Refreshing.

      • Jennifer Aug 22,2015 9:50 pm || Up

        Want to go to Red Rocks with me next year? I’m accepting applications for new friends right now.

    • 5Aces Aug 23,2015 11:28 am || Up

      I will be driving up to Oregon during the Grizzlies 2 home playoff games. Since I am missing the first time in like 18 years to see hometown playoff baseball, I plan to make a least 1-2 side stops to see pretty things.

      And I hope to not cry the entire way home without a son in the car.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Soaker Aug 23,2015 9:53 am

    Aw gee whiz, what a shame. Right before we’re going up there to play them too. The general story does sound kind of familiar:

    The Mariners’ bullpen — a dumpster fire for far too much of the 2015 season — gave away yet another game with lack of execution.

    And finally, changes were made.

    Following the loss, former All-Star closer Fernando Rodney was designated for assignment and Danny Farquhar was optioned back to Class AAA Tacoma for the third time this season.

    “The fact is we just aren’t getting it done,” McClendon said. “I think that’s our 17th blown save and 22nd loss in the opponent’s last at-bat, and it takes a toll on your team.”

    Rodney’s struggles had left some scars. He was 5-5 this season with a 5.68 ERA in 54 appearances. He’d blown six saves, lost his closer’s job by June and became an unreliable setup man the rest of the way.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 10:02 am || Up

      This A’s-M’s series could be fun, extra inning games with multiple lead changes are exciting!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Aug 23,2015 10:37 am || Up

        The resistible force meets the movable object.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  29. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 1:18 pm

    Sunday sees Graveman on the hill, A’s in the green jerseys, Rays in the road greys.

    Burns, Canha, Reddick, Valencia, Vogt, Lawrie, Butler, Sogard, Fuld.

    0-0 after one inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 23,2015 1:25 pm || Up

      vince, i don’t have the energy for “the reality is” today.

      I spent the entire fucking day yesterday in the sun, listening to a dude tell war stories about his days coaching SJ state womens soccer in order to have my “F license” so I can coach train 7 year olds. I had been up until 230 on one of the 4 (not exaggerating) websites I had to log into to qualify for the privilege.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 1:41 pm || Up

        Our kids are the richer for it, Ed.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 1:40 pm

    The reality is, the A’s have a weird-ass collection of socks on the field right now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 23,2015 1:53 pm || Up

      Also, they had a suck-ass collection of hitters in that inning.

      Speaking of Suck Ass, he’s a free agent. I wouldn’t be surprised if he becomes September roster fill.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Aug 23,2015 1:55 pm || Up

        ladendorff should fill his roll

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 2:01 pm || Up

        If I ever see Sogard and Rosales in A’s uniforms together again I quit.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • grover Aug 23,2015 2:33 pm || Up

          The A’s can move on from Sogard if they can find a starting SS; then Semien can be on-hand to be the back-up.

  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 2:46 pm

    Tampa tried their best to give away a run that inning, but the A’s baserunners would accept no such gift.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. colin Aug 23,2015 2:46 pm

    Doolittle sighting!

  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 2:47 pm

    Great to see Doolittle, sporting yet another different sock look for the A’s today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. Future Ed Aug 23,2015 2:55 pm

    welcome to team dynamite sean

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 2:56 pm

    Abandon all Wins, ye pitchers starting here.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 23,2015 3:11 pm || Up

      yo ho yo ho an athletics live for me
      We error, we boner, we groove em, and boot,
      Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
      We walk em and drop em and don’t give a hoot,
      Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. Soaker Aug 23,2015 3:14 pm

    This is getting really, really bad.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  37. Future Ed Aug 23,2015 3:14 pm

    Can’t blame lawrie. Gallago is more often than not wrong

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 3:21 pm || Up

      There was a great slow mo replay which showed Gallego holding up the stop sign then dropping his hands and shoulders in defeat as Lawrie steamed heedlessly past him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 23,2015 3:23 pm || Up

      To me, players increasingly ignoring the third base coach is an indication that the team is becoming pretty dysfunctional.

      You could see the thought bubble over Gallego’s head when he sent Vogt. It read: “Butler, Sogard, Fuld”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  38. James V. Aug 23,2015 3:17 pm

    For anyone who caught my series thread on Friday just as this one went up, I did question how many times Team Dynamite would do its thing only for the A’s offense to make things interesting.

  39. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 3:38 pm

    Team dynamite will really need to overachieve to blow this one.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 23,2015 3:43 pm || Up

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      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Aug 23,2015 3:51 pm || Up

      Saving it all for the 9th.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  40. James V. Aug 23,2015 3:54 pm

    So I tried to see if there’s any correlation between the percentage of games starters get the decision in and their place in the standings. I looked at eight examples.

    OAK – 68.8% (last place team, and we know they have a bad bullpen)
    LAD – 63.1% (first place team, but they also have a bad bullpen)
    PHI – 73.2% (last place team, presumably lots of games decided early)
    MIA – 69.9% (last place team)
    COL – 63.6% (last place team)
    HOU – 66.1% (first place team, actually a lower percentage than the A’s)
    STL – 70.5% (first place team, also the lowest number of SPs out of this group with just 8 different ones)
    KCR – 73.0% (first place team, and we know their bullpen is excellent)

    Based on this sample, I don’t think anything really stands out one way or another.

  41. ozzman99 Aug 23,2015 3:55 pm

    Hey, folks. Haven’t been around for a couple of days. What did I miss?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 4:22 pm || Up

      Many different kinds of socks.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 4:22 pm

    Graveman has a strained oblique, says Bob. Bring up Zito, says me.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 23,2015 4:33 pm || Up

      Zito is still on the DL, having last pitched on August 5. The Sounds are in Reno for a few days and Zito isn’t listed on the upcoming starters list though they do show TBA for Wednesday.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. Jennifer Aug 23,2015 7:00 pm

    Someone hit me up if they watch “Fear TWD”.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 23,2015 7:03 pm || Up

      I will watch later tonight. Looking forward to feeling superior to the idiots in LA not knowing to stay away from zombies.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 24,2015 1:04 pm || Up

        I was not thrilled, but I’ll keep watching. Can’t use the spoiler tag on my phone easily, so I’ll limit my comments to “Yay, Joanie Stubbs!”

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  44. 5Aces Aug 23,2015 7:13 pm

    During the brief time I watched today, Glen and Ray were talking about the Royals magic number. They were talking about how unusual it was for “the Royals to have a magic number so soon” and wondering “if any other team had one right now”.

    I really think they do not understand that it is just a mathematical calculation, and that as early as the first games of the year it does exist.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • James V. Aug 23,2015 7:18 pm || Up

      Well, they’re…not smart.

      • vignette17 Aug 24,2015 9:14 am || Up

        I don’t get how a job that every sports fan would want doesn’t foster the competition to develop great sport casters. I have no doubt that I know more about baseball than Glen and I could certainly talk better than Ray.

        How are there not better sportscasters?

        • James V. Aug 24,2015 9:21 am || Up

          Fosse has been there so long that I think he’s complacent, and Kuiper just seems to go through the motions. Thing is, most of this is on Kuiper. People seem to agree that Fosse is better when he’s paired with Korach and Cotroneo, though a lot of that is just Korach alone. I don’t even feel like there’s much of a rapport between Kuiper and Fosse. They’re sort of just…there.

          • vignette17 Aug 24,2015 2:03 pm || Up

            I could live with Fosse, but only if he could figure out how to ask a damn question.

            • James V. Aug 24,2015 2:09 pm || Up

              He’d be better if he left out “How great is/was it,” yeah.

          • Future Ed Aug 24,2015 3:58 pm || Up

            The simalcasts before korach came back with cince and ray were good. Vince has many, many, many shortcomings as a baseball analyst, and thinks he knows so much more than he does, but I could live with him and ray. I can’t listen to him on the radio. and won’t.

            I don’t know if I have said this, but I like the 4 giants guys, they call a pretty good game. BUt but but save for Krukow, they pretend the other team doesn’t exist. they never tell a story about the opposition. they throw up for basic stats, and maybe mention things about their reputation, but that’s it.

            I think that is why so many giants fans have such a limited perspective on baseball.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • James V. Aug 24,2015 7:22 pm || Up

              You listen to Vin Scully and you’ll come away one of the smarter fans in the league.

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