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100 sports color schemes, ranked 28

1. Green and Gold
2. Silver and Black
3. Carolina Blue

100. Orange and Black

Burns, CF (speedy!)
Vogt, C (amusing!)
Zobrist, LF (versatile!)
Reddick, RF (cannon!)
Davis, 1B (glove-y!)
Lawrie, 3B (incomprehensible!)
Sogard, 2B (nerdy!)
Semien, SS (sagh!)
Graveman, P (useful!)

At the flea market of late July we put our wares on the card tables, and will not be at all insulted if you choose to pay the asking price and not haggle.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

28 thoughts on “100 sports color schemes, ranked

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 1:10 pm

    So maybe we don’t tout Zobrist’s baserunning tool.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 1:21 pm

    14 pitchers have wins against all 30 current big league team. Tim Hudson needs only a win over the A’s to be the 15th.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 1:24 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 1:47 pm

    Less useful.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. bear88 Jul 26,2015 1:51 pm

    I missed all of the “fun,” but was Graveman that horrible again?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 1:55 pm || Up

      Was not getting low strike called, then left many fat pitches up in the zone to be smacked hard.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  6. bear88 Jul 26,2015 1:59 pm

    Even in crap years, the A’s have generally managed to avoid getting swept by the Giants since they started to play in the regular season. Maybe it happened once, but I think the A’s swept them back that year.

    This is really terrible. I guess I can be happy for Huddy if he gets the win. Otherwise, I guess I’m glad that I have work to do and am listening to music.

  7. bear88 Jul 26,2015 2:04 pm

    Huddy can still hit.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 2:20 pm

    Not dead yet!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. bear88 Jul 26,2015 3:05 pm

    Pomeranz warming up. Is he not going into the rotation after all?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 3:38 pm || Up

      32 real-game pitches feels like a lot for just a side session. Good outing.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Jul 26,2015 4:00 pm || Up

        Tomorrow is an off-day, so they can just move him back.

        TINSTAAFK
  10. batgirl Jul 26,2015 4:04 pm

    Tha fuck, guys?

  11. lenscrafters Jul 26,2015 4:04 pm

    Absolutely pathetic. What a joke.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 4:07 pm

    WTF Smolinski?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Jul 26,2015 4:11 pm || Up

      There’s suck, and then there’s suck with dumb mental mistakes which is just intolerable.

  13. bear88 Jul 26,2015 4:08 pm

    That was lame.

  14. batgirl Jul 26,2015 4:08 pm

    Barf. Good for Huddy I guess.

  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 26,2015 4:10 pm

    Argh. I hate those guys.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Future Ed Jul 27,2015 6:27 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 27,2015 6:37 pm || Up

      Victorino’s from Maui and was a Phillie, which have always mitigated his negatives for me. He’ll have a hard time overcoming the stink of Anaheim, though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jul 27,2015 6:49 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 27,2015 6:53 pm || Up

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Jul 27,2015 6:56 pm || Up

            is he saying hello or goodbye?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor Jul 27,2015 11:20 pm || Up
  17. bear88 Jul 27,2015 11:51 pm

    Clippard to the Mets for a high A pitcher, Casey Meisner, whose BB/K ratio has been mediocre. I wasn’t expecting much for him and am underwhelmed anyway. But part of that is my sour mood. On the upside, the guy is big and young and throws pretty hard, so that’s something.

  18. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 28,2015 2:48 pm

    July 28: On this date in baseball history the A’s had a no-hitter thrown against them (1976, by CWS), but also on this date the Dodgers had a perfect game thrown against them (1981, by Montreal, Denny Martinez). So we win.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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