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96: Also an over-rated position 67

Sonny Gray ascends the hill. Burns Vogt Zobrist Butler Smolinski Lawrie Phegley Canha and Semien man the spots behind him. Not Butler, of course. He may just be stuck on the grass from his pregame stretches.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

67 thoughts on “96: Also an over-rated position

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 22,2015 7:25 pm

    Sonny looking sharp so far.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 22,2015 7:25 pm

    Why does Kazmir keep that mustache, it looks awful.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. Thunderbutt Jul 22,2015 7:26 pm

    Elapsed time to get the title: 7:28.

    There is always a score.
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 22,2015 7:29 pm

    I don’t care for the Billy Butler drum chant.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. doctorK Jul 22,2015 8:41 pm

    Suck it Russell Martin

    And FK you, Hunter Wendlestedt.

    • dmoas Jul 22,2015 8:43 pm || Up

      Don’t you know you’re not allowed to ask questions of the umpire?

    • Soaker Jul 22,2015 8:44 pm || Up

      I thought the ump got that one right. See also, Rollie Fingers and Johnny Bench in 1972.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Jul 22,2015 8:45 pm || Up

        The call itself was correct. Tossing the manager out for simply having the audacity to inquire whether it was a pitch out or not, not so much.

        • Thunderbutt Jul 22,2015 8:50 pm || Up

          Notice me!

          There is always a score.
          • Jennifer Jul 22,2015 9:54 pm || Up

            Your ass is in my face.

            How can I NOT notice you?

        • Soaker Jul 22,2015 8:52 pm || Up

          If Melvin was ejected while he was still in the dugout, yes that is questionable. If he came out of the dugout while arguing the point, it’s an automatic ejection.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • doctorK Jul 22,2015 8:57 pm || Up

            The TV replay seemed to show he was ejected while in the dugout, then Melvin went out on the field to get his money’s worth.

          • dmoas Jul 23,2015 12:37 pm || Up

            You can hear the audio on TV. From the dugout he asked the question. Got ejected. Came out to ask why because all he was doing was asking a question. He wouldn’t have bothered coming out had he not been ejected and he wasn’t arguing, just trying to figure out what happened since he couldn’t see.

            • Glorious Mundy Jul 23,2015 12:39 pm || Up

              He was asking whether a called strike was a pitchout, right? That’s not exactly an innocent inquiry.

              • dmoas Jul 27,2015 3:04 pm || Up

                It is when the catcher leaps out of his crouch as if it were one mostly blocking the opposing team’s dugout of where the ball went.

        • doctorK Jul 22,2015 8:53 pm || Up

          I don’t know if Melvin noticed this last night (probably he did), but Wendlestedt was having a good old time chatting with the Jays’ 1B coach, so good, in fact, that he couldn’t be bothered to actually look towards the plate while a pitch was being thrown.

          I guess umpiring is one of those professions where nepotism is still winked at.

  6. Soaker Jul 22,2015 9:15 pm

    andeux is the one FKer whom I notice right away when he has the ptbnl front row seats and Comcast gives us that wide shot.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  7. Thunderbutt Jul 22,2015 9:31 pm

    Looks like we threw him for a loup.

    There is always a score.
  8. doctorK Jul 22,2015 9:36 pm

    Oh noes, here comes Team Dynamite

  9. doctorK Jul 22,2015 10:02 pm

    Clippy is killing me

    • Soaker Jul 22,2015 10:05 pm || Up

      He loves the Bay Area and wants to stay for 2 more months.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Future Ed Jul 22,2015 10:02 pm

    Ffs, Tyler. We want to trade you to these guys

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • grover Jul 22,2015 11:07 pm || Up

      I know.

      I was working on something involving Toronto, Minnesota and Washington.

      Now? Why bother?

  11. doctorK Jul 22,2015 10:04 pm

    I reiterate from last Saturday night: FUCK YOU CLIPPARD

  12. Future Ed Jul 22,2015 10:13 pm

    High change. Seems like a great idea Tyler

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. doctorK Jul 22,2015 10:13 pm

    Oh
    My
    God

  14. doctorK Jul 22,2015 10:15 pm

    OK, I’m done

  15. lenscrafters Jul 22,2015 10:16 pm

    3 BBs and 30 pitches but yeah, leave him in there BoMel.

  16. Soaker Jul 22,2015 10:17 pm

    Clippard is a lot like Arthur Rhodes, an 8th inning guy whom the A’s tried to jam into a closer role. He’s been a lot more successful than Rhodes was, but he’s still a setup pitcher, and that’s why you hear a lot about teams interested in Zobrist and Kazmir but nothin about Clippard.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  17. Future Ed Jul 22,2015 10:23 pm

    @lenscrafters not bomel

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Soaker Jul 22,2015 10:57 pm

    Some drunk is deciding this at 1:58 am in New York.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  19. Thunderbutt Jul 22,2015 10:58 pm

    There was time enough to bake a real pie.

    There is always a score.
  20. bear88 Jul 23,2015 12:05 am

    That game was annoying, but I watched to the end. It’s astonishing that the A’s actually won.

    Later today, Kazmir’s swan song as an A, I assume.

    • Thunderbutt Jul 23,2015 12:15 am || Up

      You said that two starts ago.

      There is always a score.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 23,2015 9:48 am || Up

      Thought: If When we trade Kazmir, it should be to the Astros if possible. Adding prospects while removing some of theirs is twice the bang for our buck.

  21. nowBodhi Jul 23,2015 12:31 am

    I was there, and dub this the PIE GOES TO THE RUNNER game

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  22. harensheir15 Jul 23,2015 12:59 am

    What a rare delight to have your high regard of someone not just survive but be validated by your meeting that person! Magic unicorn is magic.

    • Englishmajor Jul 23,2015 1:11 am || Up

      I’m jealous! But that’s what I heard from everyone else that was there…Mark was extremely gracious.

  23. harensheir15 Jul 23,2015 1:02 am

    Also, I miss Kirk Saarloos.

  24. Englishmajor Jul 23,2015 1:11 am

    Reddick is really falling down on his pie skills; dropped the one on Saturday, and today there wasn’t enough whipped cream so he used half ranch dressing instead. I would throw up on live TV if someone shoved a plate of ranch mixed with cream in my face.

  25. MikeV Jul 23,2015 10:11 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  26. MikeV Jul 23,2015 10:12 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  27. mikeA Jul 23,2015 10:37 am

    Not a very thrilling return, but they were risking getting nothing every time he started…

    • nevermoor Jul 23,2015 11:11 am || Up

      I thought we were going to get bank for him. Sigh.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 23,2015 11:20 am || Up

        This probably is better than one comp pick. And best case we just took away the Astros starting catcher in 2018. That’s about all I can say for it.

        • vignette17 Jul 23,2015 11:59 am || Up

          I really like Nottingham. And the A’s are super thin at C. So ultimately, I’m pleased by the trade. I mean it ain’t a Fucking A trade, but it’s still not terrible.

          • elcroata Jul 23,2015 12:09 pm || Up

            this

            Because survival is insufficient
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 23,2015 12:10 pm || Up

            It looks like he can hit. Do we know anything about his catching?

            • elcroata Jul 23,2015 12:21 pm || Up

              A scout I spoke to today answered the “Will he be a catcher?” question with “Yes, not elite defensively, but will hit enough to make it work.”

              Because survival is insufficient
          • 5Aces Jul 23,2015 12:24 pm || Up

            And based on recent results, I like Billy’s ability to find catchers. Donaldson, D No, Vogt, and Phegles.

            Of course I used to like his ability to craft a bullpen. #teamdynamite

            Side note-if you are going to a Drs appt and already have high BP, dont look at your Twitter feed right when the A’s start trading. The result will be several BP tests even though you are their for strep throat.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • ptbnl Jul 23,2015 2:30 pm || Up

              The only time I “failed” a BP test was when I had just finished a Planck telecon.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • colin Jul 23,2015 2:42 pm || Up

                Was it a particular one? Or do you think you would fail a test after any Planck telecon?

                • ptbnl Jul 23,2015 2:52 pm || Up

                  I guess I’d fail after about 80% of them.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin Jul 23,2015 3:01 pm || Up

                  My wife has been trying to get me to stop biting my fingernails and cuticles. I can probably stop myself from doing it in most situations, but then I get stuck in a telecon or colloquium with nothing to keep my hands occupied.

                • 5Aces Jul 23,2015 3:04 pm || Up

                  Does she care about biting in general? I ended up switching to a pencil that I can either chew or drum depending on the circumstances.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • elcroata Jul 23,2015 10:31 pm || Up

                  I’d say stick to biting. I stapled my finger during a telco.

                  Because survival is insufficient
              • 5Aces Jul 23,2015 2:59 pm || Up

                While I feel no impact from it, I have high BP so I always “fail” them. And it now pisses me off because it does not matter why I go to the Dr, that is all we will talk about. Today, I spent more time telling him that I will go for yet another blood test than I did explaining that I have strep throat and just need an antibiotic.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • elcroata Jul 23,2015 10:32 pm || Up

                  Do the doctors in the states always take your blood pressure, no matter what you come for?

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Future Ed Jul 23,2015 10:34 pm || Up

                  no, but I am always asked to remove my pants

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ptbnl Jul 24,2015 1:57 am || Up

                  That’s the police station, not the doctor’s office.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Jul 24,2015 6:17 am || Up

                  what’s a doctor’s office then?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Jul 24,2015 8:07 am || Up

                  to provide low-value care to an increasing number of medicare patiens, but that’s not important right now.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Jul 24,2015 8:09 am || Up

                  pretty much. it’s part of the get-ya-going-while-you-wait ritual.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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