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  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 7:12 pm

    Nice start Hound!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 7:13 pm

    I’m rocking the gold shorts in the front row seats. It’s hawt here!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 7:36 pm

    Lew Wolff uses a Blackberry.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Soaker Jun 30,2015 7:42 pm

    I have the sound muted so I assume this is “How great will it be to follow in the tradition of A’s shortstop draft picks like Addison Russell and Daniel Robertson?”

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 7:42 pm

    Fosse, just ask a goddamn question of the kid. Jesus.

  6. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:00 pm

    Way to FK up the perfect game, Mark.

    • andeux Jun 30,2015 8:02 pm || Up

      Turned it on just in time to see that. Weak effort.

      TINSTAAFK
  7. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:06 pm

    Did not know Bassitt could throw it at 97. And right after a nasty 72 mph breaking ball. Wow.

  8. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:10 pm

    Yes, this is what I tune in for. Fosse’s extemporaneous thoughts on the National Anthem.

    • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:18 pm || Up

      yesterday, Ms. Zobrist was so out of place and i couldn’t help notice the auto tune in the walkup music for Mr. Zobrist

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor Jun 30,2015 9:47 pm || Up

        The guy on Sunday, OTOH, was so good I made a point of looking him up and tweeting about it. Lovely tempo and phrasing, I could really hear echoes of the jaunty drinking song that Anacreon in Heaven used to be without in any way diminishing the anthem. And he actually sang perilous fight instead of paralez fight like most people do.

        • oblique Jun 30,2015 11:45 pm || Up

          Improper pronunciation of “perilous” is my pet peeve. Especially when it sounds like “peril-less,” which makes me think it’s a conspiracy from the pro-war factions of the political spectrum to spread the idea that war is without danger or loss.

          • MikeV Jun 30,2015 11:52 pm || Up

            Improper pronunciation of “perilous” is my pet peeve.

            I’ve killed for less.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  9. batgirl Jun 30,2015 8:13 pm

    Purple is a terrible color for a sports team to work with. As bad as teal.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:15 pm || Up

      The purple is bad, the interlocking CR logo is limp, “Rockies” is lame nickname…they should just start over, I’m telling you.

      • batgirl Jun 30,2015 8:18 pm || Up

        And that’s not bringing the horseshit pinstripes into the conversation!

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 8:34 pm || Up

          Oh c’mon, pinstripes can be neat. How awesome would thin green pinstripes on an A’s home uni look?

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:39 pm || Up

            it would be my high school JV uniform

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          • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:45 pm || Up

            I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.

            • batgirl Jun 30,2015 8:53 pm || Up

              I cannot unread what I just read.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 9:12 pm || Up

                You people are crazed, it would be spectacular and you know it.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • batgirl Jul 1,2015 5:33 am || Up

                  I feel like I don’t even know you anymore.

          • James V. Jul 1,2015 10:39 am || Up

            Not very, to be honest.

      • batgirl Jun 30,2015 8:20 pm || Up

        (Although I don’t mind the Rockies part.)

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:22 pm || Up

          I don’t mind the rockies name. I assume the purple is “purple mountain majesty”

          But its not a good dominant color.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:23 pm || Up

          It’s fine I guess. Colorado Rockies is fun to say.

    • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:21 pm || Up

      people next to me yesterday behind the plate were from denver. the mom (70s) wore and had coverd a non descript grey rockies shirt, the dad (80s) oaklandish shirt and the son (40s) wore a bronco’s hat. they seem scared at first. like milo and i would attack them

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      • batgirl Jun 30,2015 9:03 pm || Up

        My parents recently moved from Santa Fe back to Colorado. They bought a condo right downtown in Denver. I want to visit last weekend and we went to a Rockies D-backs game. I’m so jealous–they can walk to Coors field in less time than I can walk to my car at an A’s game.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 9:22 pm || Up

          nice

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 9:26 pm || Up

          Downtown Denver has the best ballpark setting I’ve seen anywhere. So perfectly knitted into the surroundings. Light rail to ballpark bars and restaurants. Urban ballpark planning at its finest.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • batgirl Jun 30,2015 9:57 pm || Up

            It really is fantastic. Union Station is great.

          • colin Jul 1,2015 8:21 am || Up

            I tried to go to a game there a couple years ago in mid-April and it was snowed out.

    • vignette17 Jun 30,2015 9:01 pm || Up

      I like it on the Sac Kings.

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 8:16 pm

    117 with the Farmer John’s bacon inning score! That has to be a good omen.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Thunderbutt Jun 30,2015 8:19 pm || Up

      I like the sound of the bacon part.

      There is always a score.
  11. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:20 pm

    Get used to it, Bassitt. That’s our infield.

  12. Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:21 pm

    What the heck is walt weiss doing?

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  13. Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:25 pm

    WHat the fuck vince? why did you just say something about room and options open in the bullpen? are there people limbering up?

    please explain.

    no don’t.

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  14. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:31 pm

    Thank you for bailing us out, national leaguers.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:33 pm || Up

      If Weiss called that, he’s a fool. If that guy ran on his own with Tulo up…dude.

  15. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:33 pm

    Lawrie owes us a run.

  16. Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:42 pm

    I don’t like Melvin’s “I am using the bullpen now” policy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. andeux Jun 30,2015 8:43 pm

    Send in … the clowns …

    TINSTAAFK
  18. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 8:44 pm

    Pablo Tulowitzkoval

  19. andeux Jun 30,2015 9:00 pm

    Someone just IBB’d Billy Butler.

    TINSTAAFK
  20. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 9:01 pm

    Why are you booing them walking Butler? This is the best thing that has ever happened.

  21. grover Jun 30,2015 9:06 pm

    Please tell me Lawrie just didn’t ground out on Ball 4…

  22. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 9:54 pm

    Calling a Reddick walk off.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 9:59 pm || Up

      (I was assuming he’d hit for Fuld.)

  23. batgirl Jun 30,2015 9:59 pm

    Latroy Hawkins??!!

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 10:00 pm || Up

      Right?

      • batgirl Jun 30,2015 10:04 pm || Up

        That logo on the arm patch is terrible too. Looks like a lame ski resort tee shirt.

  24. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 10:02 pm

    Who plays third if we tie this?

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 10:05 pm || Up

      Welp, I’ll just have to wonder forever.

    • grover Jun 30,2015 10:07 pm || Up

      Now you don’t have to worry about that…

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 10:09 pm || Up

        I’m going to say it would have been Sogard. Then Davis pinch hits for the pitcher or double-switches in with Vogt moving to catcher.

  25. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 10:12 pm

    If wishes were fishes…

    • grover Jun 30,2015 10:18 pm || Up

      Instead, the A’s have the worst record in the AL!

      • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 10:30 pm || Up

        I don’t think this is a terrible team. It needs a not billy butler at dhish position, it needs solid relief pitching, it needs a half playe better in the outfield and I do think the defense isn’t as bad as it looks.

        that said, Beane cannot waste this opportunity to tank and get the 3rd or better pick in the draft. not to mention the 45(?)th or so and 70th etc.

        Zobrist, Kazmir and clippard better be gone by the time I wake up tomorrow.

        If the giants want lawrie, so be it.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • grover Jun 30,2015 11:44 pm || Up

          Meh.

          Beane will trade his vets… then the young guys will win 18 of the next 20 and Beane will trade all the prospects he just added for reinforcements.

          They’ll play tough through the rest of the year, finish 2 games out of the WC and end up drafting in the low-20s again.

          • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 7:50 am || Up

            so aggravating.

            but, yay wins!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Thunderbutt Jun 30,2015 10:21 pm

    It’s no big deal, just one loss.

    Oh, they’re playing the Rockies.

    There is always a score.

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