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Over The Rainbow Lounge and Grill 287

My artfully constructed audio montage of 11 years of marriage equality legal battles made Kate Kendall choke up in the studio, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

For the price of a 2 BR condo in Daly City, you can get one of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s old pads in Saint Paul.

Meanwhile, NY-based umpires are apparently tired of staying up late to resolve our little tiffs.

Link ’em if you got ’em.

 

 

 

287 thoughts on “Over The Rainbow Lounge and Grill

  1. nevermoor Jun 26,2015 5:08 pm

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Jun 26,2015 5:25 pm || Up

      ZOMG, TYRANNY!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. AV Jun 26,2015 5:23 pm

    raise your hand if you’re rooting for a dominant team outplaying its opponent and making lots of chances, though all of them saved by varying degrees of miraculousness.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Jun 26,2015 5:26 pm || Up

      wtf Ospina. Serious.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Jun 26,2015 5:34 pm || Up

        he even saves owngoals! what an asshole.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 26,2015 6:24 pm || Up

      i don’t think i can watch the PKs.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 26,2015 6:39 pm || Up

        i love you charlie.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 27,2015 8:46 pm || Up

      i’m just gonna go out on a limb and predict that an argentine coach is gonna win this copa america.

      and i’d like to bring back an old joke. the punchline is “death by dunga.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 28,2015 12:32 pm || Up

        i’m already missing the brazil-argentina showdown that won’t be.

        what i’m decidedly not missing is that font on brazil’s jerseys. lemme get a bit mommy dearest here: no! more! line-weight contrast! on sports jersey lettering! ever! (manchester united, i’m looking at you too.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 28,2015 12:39 pm || Up

      ha! just realized the mls website is mlssoccer. major league soccer soccer.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jun 28,2015 12:46 pm || Up

        arte moreno say what now?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Jun 28,2015 2:20 pm || Up

        Yea, cause mls.com goes to Multiple Listing Service the real estate site

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  3. colin Jun 26,2015 6:51 pm

    For my fellow NRAFs, this one is the mlb.tv free game of the day.

    • MikeV Jun 26,2015 6:57 pm || Up

      I need to bite the bullet and get a VPN.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2015 7:09 pm || Up

        Hola. Chrome extension. Know it. Love it.

        • MikeV Jun 26,2015 7:34 pm || Up

          Hola sells your bandwidth and makes you part of a botnet.

          I also have a HTPC set up running Kodi, so I want a full time solution that doesn’t require browser use. Some of the VPNs allow you to configure DNS servers on the router so that it’s always running and you don’t need to worry about anything, which is kind of what I’m thinking of doing.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  4. Future Ed Jun 26,2015 8:19 pm

    i heard you name on the radio, em

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. James V. Jun 27,2015 10:09 am

    So I put this together – 73 newspaper front pages, at least one from each state.

    Front Pages – Marriage Equality – June 27, 2015

  6. Jennifer Jun 27,2015 7:02 pm

    I used Priceline for the first time today. Twice. I’m nervous about one of the hotels.

  7. Jennifer Jun 27,2015 8:23 pm

    Jobs I would like to try:

    1. Homicide detective
    2. Emergency dispatcher
    3. City bus driver
    4. Midwife
    5. Nail technician
    6. Roadie for a band
    7. Drug user or dealer
    8. Autopsy technician
    9. Personal assistant for a celebrity
    10. Crime scene cleaner

    • AV Jun 27,2015 8:52 pm || Up

      1. policeman
      2. fireman
      3. soldier
      4. doctor
      5. doctor
      6. soldier
      7. soldier or doctor
      8. doctor
      9. soldier
      10. policemen

      you left out teacher, but otherwise, /charles barkley

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Englishmajor Jun 29,2015 6:14 am || Up

        1. Gentlewoman of leisure
        2. International woman of mystery
        3. Lottery winner

  8. Jennifer Jun 27,2015 8:26 pm

    I’d also like to own more chickens. I like sitting in the yard and watching them run and stuff. I like collecting the eggs too.

  9. Jennifer Jun 27,2015 10:27 pm

    Email: “Hey, your order has shipped!”

    Me: Shit. What did I buy?

  10. nowBodhi Jun 28,2015 10:47 am

    It ain’t the greatest way ever to start a Sunday morning, this much is true. But they say our friends are never really gone from us until we have forgotten them, so forgive the scattered nature of these sentences I am typing straight out of bed and please join me in tribute to one of the utmost exponents of the electric bass guitar, featured here today in an astonishing 1971 concert of the seminal band he helped to create and sustain for the last 47 years. I want to say NO it can’t be so, but I’m afraid that YES, it is: Chris Squire passed away from leukemia last night in Phoenix.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2015 10:10 am

    Saturday, August 1st. I am having a tailgate party. Everyone should come. I’m not going to call it “FK Day” because I’m inviting a more broad range of family and friends. But it will be fun so you should come. 6pm non-fireworks game means many hours of tailgating fun before hand. Yay!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2015 10:17 am || Up

      sounds like a plan

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Jun 29,2015 11:24 am || Up

      And no BART from SF! Yay!

      • Future Ed Jun 29,2015 11:29 am || Up

        wut?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Jennifer Jun 29,2015 11:31 am || Up

          http://www.bart.gov/news/articles/2015/news20150624-0

          The dates and times of the track closures are as follows:
          August 1-2 From end of service Friday and all day Saturday and Sunday
          September 5-7 From end of service Friday and all day Saturday, Sunday and Monday

        • Jennifer Jun 29,2015 11:32 am || Up

          How do I know this and you don’t? I think Gigs tweeted it a few weeks ago.

      • MikeV Jun 29,2015 11:54 am || Up

        like you’d go

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Jennifer Jun 29,2015 12:01 pm || Up

          I would. If it wasn’t in Oakland and I didn’t have to watch the A’s.

  12. MikeV Jun 29,2015 2:36 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jun 29,2015 3:20 pm || Up

      those ad revenues aren’t going to spend themselves

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. sslinger Jun 29,2015 3:37 pm
  14. AV Jun 30,2015 9:39 am

    putting it out there: today the commonwealth is serving USA-GER at 4:00, ARG-PAR at 4:30, and plenty of beer.

    i’ll be the one wearing nothing red or yellow.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 30,2015 3:57 pm || Up

      thought, as i get on my bike toward beer, start messi on the bench and only put him on if necessary. this cup’s too iffy with the possibility of bought refs, and he’d be the obvious target for a seemingly benign yellow (that would leave him out of the final).

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 4:03 pm || Up

        Sure, as long as you don’t take the lead, have to replace an injured goalkeeper, use your other two subs on defenders, immediately give up the equalizer, and lose on penalties while Messi watches from the bench. Not that something like that could ever happen.

        • AV Jun 30,2015 6:56 pm || Up

          might be even crazier and more perplexing to sub a striker for a striker in the last 10 minutes and have that NOT be messi.

          still, 4-2 penalties as it was. 4-3 assuming messi makes his, and it’s still the germans’ shot to blow.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 5:00 pm || Up

        Oooh, it’s Brazilian ref Sandro Ricci. Wouldn’t be a terrible idea to get Messi off once you get the inevitable third.

        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 5:12 pm || Up

          Uh oh.

          • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 5:42 pm || Up

            OK, now you can take him off. He’s given us enough.

            • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 6:11 pm || Up

              Stop. They’re already dead.

              • AV Jun 30,2015 6:57 pm || Up

                yeah, but martino wanted him to get one of his own, i guess.

                big WHEW.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. andeux Jun 30,2015 10:05 am
    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 5:09 pm || Up

      In a separate meeting with the players, coaches and Scioscia on Sunday, Dipoto informed the players that they would now be given the information directly by the front office; they then could decide whether or not to use it.

      Awkward

      • andeux Jul 1,2015 9:42 am || Up

        And now Deadspin is reporting that Dipoto has been forced out.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 10:03 am || Up

          seems like the right time to fire the GM. (or force out) as they are scouting players and evaluating which ones to trade for brandon moss (shudder)

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Soaker Jun 30,2015 10:43 am

    RIP Civic Stadium in Eugene. Every time I walked into that place I thought, good grief, what a firetrap. It did need to go and I’m glad in a way it had a spectacular end. The $3 microbrews on Thirsty Thursday in its last year or two are remembered fondly.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  17. andeux Jun 30,2015 11:27 am

    Gray scratched from tonight’s start…

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 11:41 am || Up

      Who’s reporting that?

      • andeux Jun 30,2015 11:42 am || Up

        Tracy Ringolsby

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 11:44 am || Up

          Huh, thanks. Weird that he would get that news before the A’s beat writers, but he does cover the Rockies.

      • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 11:43 am || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 11:45 am || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 11:51 am || Up

          The Hound has been pitching quite well in Nashville, fwiw.

          • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 11:53 am || Up

            it’s elementary

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 12:06 pm || Up

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 12:13 pm || Up

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 11:46 am || Up

      Assuming this is true, I would have to assume injury. The type of package that the A’s would have to be getting for this guy to trade him right at this moment is practically unthinkable.

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 11:48 am || Up

        Or that.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 11:50 am || Up

          scariest 3 minutes of the season, right there

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 11:48 am || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 12:30 pm || Up

        slusser guesses muncy.

        Why wouldn’t roberts be a better bench option than Muncy? I know that means 40 person roster spot, but Alex Hassan is still there, yeah?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 12:33 pm || Up

          Brian? Bip?

        • andeux Jun 30,2015 12:36 pm || Up

          Hassan is long gone.
          Smolinski would be my choice, though that would leave us a little thin at infield.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2015 6:57 pm || Up

            I didn’t even know we signed Smolinski. Slusser is hinting that he might be up very soon.

            Not sure how they do that without DLing Gray if they need Bassitt around in case Gray can’t go Sunday. Unless they’re ready to say goodbye to Fuld.

          • Future Ed Jul 7,2015 8:20 am || Up

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Thunderbutt Jun 30,2015 1:53 pm || Up

        “I’m sick of watching my paper-thin leads get blown” said Gray.

        There is always a score.
      • Englishmajor Jul 1,2015 2:09 pm || Up

        Further details on Sonny’s illness (bacterial gastroenteritis, not “flu”).

  18. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 12:13 pm
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 12:22 pm || Up

      what the hell was any of that?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 12:30 pm || Up

        Ostler sees himself as a voice for the common man, which is funny because he is as thoroughly cloistered in the ivory tower as any local journalist i can think of.

        It’d be awesome if Lacob bought the A’s though. Howard Terminal would become a viable option again.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Jun 30,2015 12:32 pm || Up

          Welcome to the club, by the way.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 12:57 pm || Up

            Thanks. I’m watching the mailbox for my AARP application.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 12:34 pm || Up

          Lacob buying the A’s would indeed be wonderful.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 12:41 pm || Up

          why on howard terminal? (I don’t follow stadium issues carefully)

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 1:00 pm || Up

            The belief by some is that Lacob would be willing to throw money at things Wolff sees as “insurmountable obstacles,” like the train tracks or the need to cap the site for environmental reasons. I don’t know that’s accurate, but his approach in SF gives reason for hope.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • MikeV Jun 30,2015 6:28 pm || Up

              Fisher just dropped $100M out of pocket to pay for the Quakes new stadium.

              Maybe I’m being silly, but… maybe it’s actually not a good spot to build?

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 6:39 pm || Up

                It’s not an easy spot to build, that’s for sure. But it would be super cool if they pulled it off.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • James V. Jul 6,2015 8:10 am || Up

          But how? Lacob had to get help from others for his group to be able to purchase the Warriors. Sure, their value is up much more now that they’ve been there a few years, but what are their actual finances?

          Howard Terminal itself would still require a lot of extra money just to get it to the point of being buildable as a ballpark site. I don’t know that Lacob has that kind of money to just throw at it on top of buying another team.

          • dmoas Jul 6,2015 3:48 pm || Up

            HT in that regard makes sense when you and your partners own a lot of property around it that you fully expect to see the value inflate around that area. Which supposedly a lot of HT’s proponents do.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 6,2015 4:42 pm || Up

              My sense of Lacob and his development partners is that they put a high premium on an iconic sense of place. Hence the SF waterfront hoops arena proposals. Howard Terminal, whatever drawbacks it has, is a more potentially iconic location than anything else ever proposed for an Oakland ballpark.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • James V. Jul 8,2015 10:13 am || Up

                The iconic location part — absolutely. IF Howard Terminal could be developed to that extent, it would be an amazing location and design overall. I just don’t know how sensible it is to sink the extra costs into the whole cleanup of the site.

      • colin Jun 30,2015 1:29 pm || Up

        They are being held tightly by owners John Fisher and Lew Wolff, for whom the team is a bottomless gold mine, no matter how many games it loses.

        He doesn’t say that Fisher/Wolff have been fielding bad/losing teams, but it’s strongly implied from this sentence. He also fails to point out that the A’s have a .515 record since 2005 (when Fisher bought the team).

        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 1:46 pm || Up

          .507 for the Giants over that same period.

          • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 2:23 pm || Up

            Since the giants ownership took over they are dominating the A’s in winning percentage though.

            .524 to .522

            (i think 1994 was the takeover)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. nevermoor Jun 30,2015 12:20 pm

    Wooo! Another big win for California. Hope it holds up.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  20. AV Jun 30,2015 12:39 pm

    bed’s back!!!

    oh. trade and relocation rumor mongering. i see.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  21. nowBodhi Jun 30,2015 1:23 pm

    Another day, another Bass Deity to celebrate… and, most thankfully, this one is still alive! It’s time for some summer school days, so blog with us now for a Master Class in Low End Theory, featuring one of the primary exponents of the big bottom ever to walk the Earth. That’s right, it’s an INSANE 45 minutes from German TV in 1974 — sourced from the never-aired master tapes — of fabulously funked up fusioneers Return to Forever, anchored by who else but the incomparable Stanley Clarke, who was born this day in 1951 :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  22. Jennifer Jun 30,2015 2:17 pm

    Happy birthday, FSU!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 10:42 pm || Up

      Thanks! I didn’t get what I wanted though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 10:43 pm || Up

        happy birthday.

        Didn’t the usher tell you to do an “anti rally cap” like the kid that sat in seat 13 last night?

        You could have gotten a win that way

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 10:45 pm || Up

          Damnit! Had I only known!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Jul 1,2015 11:53 am || Up

        I thought everyone knew Mike called dibs on my chestal region years ago?

  23. batgirl Jun 30,2015 2:21 pm

    Happy Birthday Sergio Upgrade!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 10:41 pm || Up

      Thanks! I know it was hard for you to post that.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. 5Aces Jun 30,2015 2:22 pm

    I hate the Twitter.

    No clue on what that means other than a reply that it is NOT about the fake Sonny trade. It could be he is about to be traded, or a WWE wrestler switched to heel. Who knows?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • batgirl Jun 30,2015 2:26 pm || Up

      The 34 people who retweeted it?

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 3:39 pm || Up

      He just saw that Fuld is starting over him tonight?

      • 5Aces Jun 30,2015 11:24 pm || Up

        That seemed to be some of the FB consensus, with the next comments being that Beane will now trade him for questioning things. I’m not buying the first part. We know the whole JD story, but for Schlong to go out on social media and complain about an off day seems a different level.

        And for the second part, Reddick will be traded some day, and I am sure people will now say they called it. It’s the A’s. trades happen.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2015 1:11 pm || Up

          Well, this interpretation turned out to be correct.

  25. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 3:40 pm

  26. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 5:33 pm

    Alex Morgan’s game is so hot.

    • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:13 pm || Up

      I just can’t get behind US teams. Its reflexive.

      go japan

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jun 30,2015 8:25 pm || Up

        i’m just gonna keep it going and say i could definitely get behind alex morgan.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 8:27 pm || Up

          gross. she’s a teenager

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • vignette17 Jun 30,2015 8:58 pm || Up

            She’s older than me. I’m 25.

          • AV Jun 30,2015 9:55 pm || Up

            that’s ageist!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • MikeV Jun 30,2015 9:58 pm || Up

          SO YOU’RE SAYING I GET PRESS??????

          I knew you liked me.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • AV Jun 30,2015 10:28 pm || Up

            i do like you, but she’s got a mind of her own and we’ll have to see what she decides when she finally calls me back.

            (don’t hold your breath.)

            ((weren’t there like 20 lovely and affable quakes fans playing footsies with you in the parking lot this weekend??))

            (((jeeezzzsh.)))

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • MikeV Jun 30,2015 11:19 pm || Up

              yes. it was fantastic.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

      • MikeV Jun 30,2015 9:49 pm || Up

        I..

        Huh?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2015 10:41 pm || Up

          son of an immigrant. the US gov’t has been helping subjugate my close relatives all my life. hard to get all U.S.A! U.S.A! with that kind of background.

          have your aunt, in her 60s, pre 9/11 get separated at customs and interrogated for about 3 hours by the feds and you kinda lose the desire to root for a team beacuse they say USA on the chest.

          honestly, I think the last time I remember rooting for the USA was bruce jenner. I was unmoved by the miracle on ice, I actively rooted against mary lou retton and subsequent gymnastics teams. (i may have wanted michelle kwan to win or someone, but whoever that was they trained about a mile from my parents house).

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 30,2015 10:45 pm || Up

            U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

            (I was rooting for Sweden in 1980).

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • MikeV Jun 30,2015 11:25 pm || Up

            precursor: one too many Capt MOrgans tonight, so.. yeah

            I guess I get it, but at the same time the US is allowing you/gave the opportunity to have a damn good life and take the boys to games and stuff, no? Rooting “against” that I guess is what I don’t quite understand. Not that I expect you all to be guns and ammo and bald eagles and MURICA, but it just doesn’t register in my train of thought I guess.

            Being a plain ass white guy, I actually find it really interesting hearing the stories of others.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 7:48 am || Up

              yeah, sure. I have nothing against the country, really. I am very luck to be born here. also to be basically a plain ass white guy myself so I totes fit in.

              I never got the “root for america” gene I guess. I am indifferent to most of the national teams, but I think its funny when the NBA dream teams lose.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • MikeV Jul 1,2015 8:44 am || Up

                I basically hate basketball so I get that part.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • Englishmajor Jul 1,2015 1:20 pm || Up

                I never got it either. Too big and nonspecific a thing to root for. Minnesotan yes, American meh.

            • AV Jul 1,2015 8:36 am || Up

              it’s a little bit like racketeering. some smiling guy comes to your neighborhood. tells you you have a protection problem. (maybe starts the protection problem.) offers to solve it. for a price. you pay it. for a long time. he’s nice about it. likes you even. invites you to dinner. tells you, hey, you know what would really be safe for you and your family, come to my neighborhood, work for me, help me run this racket. you do it. it’s safer. you get a raise. even if you miss your neighborhood. and your friends. all those people who’re still not protectioned. you might even feel a little guilty about it. even though you’re never quite as rich or in power as the guy. and all this time, as surface-nice as your relationship is with him, all smiles and paychecks and dinners, you have one tiny place that he can’t quite reach and you keep it to yourself. your sports rooting interest. nobody can change that.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • ptbnl Jul 1,2015 9:21 am || Up

                Norman Tebbit once suggested that British citizenship should be predicated on rooting for the English (sic) cricket team.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nevermoor Jul 1,2015 10:03 pm || Up

                  Is that what’s causing all the FKing cricket talk?!?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 10:08 pm || Up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Thunderbutt Jun 30,2015 6:15 pm

    They’re interviewing Alex Morgan. She’s a little hoarse.

    Hahahahahaha

    There is always a score.
  28. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2015 7:31 pm
    • colin Jul 1,2015 8:18 am || Up

      I’m definitely impressed by what he is doing this year. I always had him pegged for someone who would continue to be decent but would never figure out plate discipline.

  29. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2015 10:41 am

    “‘There’s something funny going on,’ he said, ‘I can just feel it in the air.'” I bet we deal one of our big assets in the next 48 hours.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  30. andeux Jul 1,2015 11:40 am

    I had a dream last night where I was reading the Saturday comics page in the newspaper, and noticed an article off to the side about Buddy Groom and some other people being on trial for killing a guy.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Thunderbutt Jul 1,2015 12:12 pm || Up

      There are weird dreams, and then there are weird dreams. Buddy Groom?

      There is always a score.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2015 1:31 pm || Up

        A Google image search makes it very easy to believe that Buddy Groom could kill a guy.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. nowBodhi Jul 1,2015 1:28 pm

    What’s more astonishing? The fact that I’ve posted all killer, no filler sh*t two days in a row for the first time in months? Or the idea that Deborah Harry is SEVENTY YEARS OLD today? You did not read that wrong… Christ, she looks and sounds fully half that! So put down that Dagwood Sandwich and blog with us now back to January 1980 and a remaster — straight from the pristine radio station LPs — of a complete BLONDIE concert featuring the birthday girl and her cohorts at the top of their game. And augmented (this is just getting MORE astonishing, ain’t it?) for part of the set by Crimson King and pal Robert Fripp, who shows up to help ’em blow the doors clean off the Hammersmith Odeon for a few tunes! :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • batgirl Jul 1,2015 5:42 pm || Up

      She’s one of my faves. I cannot believe she is just a few years younger than my mom. That is mind blowing.

      • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 7:34 pm || Up

        I think that every time I hear her age

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Jul 1,2015 7:27 pm || Up

      It looks a lot like Debbie, but I think that’s a photo of Elisha Cuthbert.

  32. nowBodhi Jul 1,2015 1:29 pm

    What’s more astonishing? The fact that I’ve posted all killer, no filler sh*t two days in a row for the first time in months? Or the idea that Deborah Harry is SEVENTY YEARS OLD today? You did not read that wrong… Christ, she looks and sounds fully half that! So put down that Dagwood Sandwich and blog with us now back to January 1980 and a remaster — straight from the pristine radio station LPs — of a complete BLONDIE concert featuring the birthday girl and her cohorts at the top of their game. And augmented (this is just getting MORE astonishing, ain’t it?) for part of the set by Crimson King and pal Robert Fripp, who shows up to help ’em blow the doors clean off the Hammersmith Odeon for a few tunes! :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  33. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2015 6:02 pm

    Oh, England. That is awful.

    • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 6:24 pm || Up

      oh man.

      I mean, if she doesn’t get to the ball, its probably a score anyway

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2015 6:28 pm || Up

        Maybe, maybe not. It wasn’t a sure thing by any means, but you can’t exactly blame her for intervening.

        • Future Ed Jul 1,2015 9:41 pm || Up

          a win is a win.

          this is pretty cool

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2015 6:49 pm

    A no-hitter where you walk a guy and hit another guy in the ninth is kind of meh.

  35. Jennifer Jul 1,2015 8:27 pm

    I’m thinking about asking for a script for O2 to rake with me to Denver next week. Guys, I’m really excited.

  36. Thunderbutt Jul 1,2015 11:04 pm

    You can take the boy out of Oakland, but you can’t take the Oakland out of the boy.

    There is always a score.
  37. AV Jul 2,2015 12:50 pm

    A’s gear / national-media alert:

    some dude, perhaps dudette, in the pic on a NYT food column article about fish is wearing an A’s beanie. i’m not wasting one of my free reads to click through on the 2nd of the month though.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 1:19 pm || Up

      Good call. It’s five paragraphs, and it doesn’t explain why this chef is wearing such a badass beanie of the shores of Long Island. (I’m a subscriber, so I clicked for everyone.)

      • AV Jul 2,2015 1:36 pm || Up

        the state of food journalism is really going downhill.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 2,2015 1:42 pm || Up

          or maybe they’re trying to sow confusion to escape from that pile of guacamole they stepped on.

          come on people. it’s new york. they make guac with… [please hold your knowing gasps till i’m done] …florida avocados.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 2:04 pm || Up

            gross.

            I hold no position on peas in guacamole. I wouldn’t do it, but whatever. what I do take issue with is a fucking recipe for guacamole. there is no need for that.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • nevermoor Jul 2,2015 3:36 pm || Up

              Especially a bad recipe.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  38. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 1:18 pm

    • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 1:30 pm || Up

      didn’t they use international bonus money for lester, too?

      This doens’t seem wise. although maybe ynoa scared them

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 2,2015 1:34 pm || Up

        I wonder, who starts tonight if Kazmir gets pulled.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Jul 2,2015 2:29 pm || Up

          Why is he getting pulled?

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 2,2015 3:00 pm || Up

            Due to an imminent trade, is my speculation

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 2:11 pm || Up

      Kiley McDaniel in January:

      RHP Cody Martin (6’3/230 righty is performer with fringy stuff that’s succeeded as a Triple-A starter in over 200 innings, is solid spot starter/inventory arm that was a threat to be taken in the Rule 5).

    • Soaker Jul 2,2015 2:15 pm || Up

      Martin is the second player from Dos Palos High School to reach the major leagues. The first one was a pretty good contributor to La Russa’s World Series teams.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • colin Jul 2,2015 2:25 pm || Up

        Wow, the bbref players by high school feature is awesome!

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 2:57 pm || Up

          I’m already diving down the rabbit hole on this. So far I’ve found two high schools that produced two hall of famers. I want to know whether any has produced three.

          • Soaker Jul 2,2015 3:19 pm || Up
            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Soaker Jul 2,2015 6:50 pm || Up

              McClymonds also proudly claims Basketball HOF Bill Russell among its alumni. Galileo, probably a little less proudly, has National Football HOF O.J. Simpson.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 6:52 pm || Up

                I didn’t see Serra. is it called something else?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 6:55 pm || Up

                  If you divided Barry Bonds in half you’d still have zero Hall of Famers, I’m afraid. Oakland Tech, on the other hand…

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 7:01 pm || Up

                  I did find out that Tom Brady has a BB Ref page.

          • 5Aces Jul 2,2015 6:24 pm || Up

            Took me a minute or two to work past my bias before I could contribute the central valley answer to the 2 HOF HS.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • colin Jul 3,2015 5:14 am || Up

              Clicked from Fresno High through to one of their HOF players, Frank Chance (of Tinker to Evers to Chance fame, of course) and saw that he first signed in 1898 with a team called the Chicago Orphans. Can you imagine how good the opponent’s cheers must have been? “Come on boys. Let’s really whip those orphans!”

              • 5Aces Jul 3,2015 9:23 am || Up

                Old team names are the best. I always go back to what our Grizzlies throw back to every few years, the Fresno Raisin Eaters.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 6:35 pm || Up

            Soon, but not yet.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 6:47 pm || Up

            This one has two HOFers plus a guy who surely seemed on his way that one night at the Coliseum.

  39. batgirl Jul 2,2015 3:08 pm
    • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 3:53 pm || Up

      they couldn’t have done it three days earlier!?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jul 2,2015 4:14 pm || Up

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tf0Ufd2mSNY%3Fstart%3D173” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 5:09 pm || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Jul 2,2015 7:05 pm || Up

          Early Jamaican recorded music was often just an attempt to duplicate American R&B songs. And the usual result was a third-rate copy on fourth-rate equipment of second-rate tunes sung in a quasi-American ‘twang’. It’s hardly an accident that not many pre-independence Jamaican tunes are played on the radio.

          But ‘Oh Carolina’, whether by design or accident, contained distinctive elements not heard in any previous R&B copy. Count Ossie’s drum group had the most to do with it, but the song’s fresh sound wasn’t just due to the drumming. What was original was the way the drums played off the other instruments and the singers’ voices, trailing just a bit and almost play call and answer. Combining the energy of R&B with the hypnotic repetition of Rastafarian drumming, the throbbing beat was eminently danceable but not frenetic. If one song can be singled out as signifying the birth of reggae, ‘Oh Carolina’ is it.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 7:00 pm || Up

      I like her so far. Just doing color now. has good timing.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 7:04 pm || Up

        Better or worse than Suzyn Waldman?

        • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 7:14 pm || Up

          a joke?

          I mean waldman is established and expresses her wrong opinions with conviction.

          the rockies person is not doing over the top stuff.

          She just said they need to invent a new sabrmetric for what Nolan Arenado is doing

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 7:03 pm || Up

      the first female to ever radio broadcast a National League game

      I’ll bet she’s strong as hell.

  40. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 4:06 pm

    • MikeV Jul 2,2015 4:14 pm || Up

      This is the kind of information we don’t really need to know.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 2,2015 4:29 pm || Up

        Transparency!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Jul 2,2015 4:58 pm || Up

        TOXIC MEGACOLON.

      • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 5:07 pm || Up

        look marge, they are gonna take my thumbs!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 5:32 pm || Up

          You know those colons that are, like, double colons?

          • Future Ed Jul 2,2015 5:41 pm || Up

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2015 6:07 pm || Up

              Need to photoshop in the “Leon’s getting laaaaarger” guy.

              • dmoas Jul 2,2015 7:13 pm || Up

                Need to photoshop in an alien popping out.

    • Englishmajor Jul 2,2015 6:05 pm || Up

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=IQMrEcwwVg8%3Frel%3D0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    • Thunderbutt Jul 2,2015 6:42 pm || Up

      Canadian gamblers.

      There is always a score.
  41. AV Jul 2,2015 8:46 pm

    ick! ack! eck!

    ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Soaker Jul 2,2015 9:30 pm || Up

      On a serious note, that’s why it’s not a good idea for soakers at natural hot springs to put their heads under water.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  42. Future Ed Jul 3,2015 8:46 am

    I don’t know how to make this clever, so I’ll leave it at: Christ, what an asshole

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 3,2015 8:50 am || Up

      I’m so glad Scioscia won the Anaheim power struggle, because he hurts the Angels competitively, and because he’s so much fun to hate.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  43. Soaker Jul 3,2015 12:37 pm

    .196/.282/.299 for the Buffalo Bisons this year. He turns 30 next month.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • colin Jul 3,2015 1:00 pm || Up

      * Ranked Baseball America #32 prospect after the 2004 season
      * Ranked Baseball America #28 prospect after the 2005 season
      * Ranked Baseball America #67 prospect after the 2006 season
      * Ranked Baseball America #48 prospect after the 2007 season

      • nevermoor Jul 3,2015 10:48 pm || Up

        And had a 5 WAR season

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Jul 7,2015 8:41 am || Up

          and then Billy wanted Adam LaRoche, Brandon Allen, and Conor Jackson to play

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2015 12:10 pm || Up

            I don’t understand this lament. Barton got 280 PAs for the A’s in 2011, and put up a 71 wRC+. In 2012, he was the starting first baseman for two months and put up an 86 wRC+. He was then replaced by Moss and Carter and the team took off.

            I don’t know whether 2010 and September 2007 were flukes, or whether his shoulder injury just destroyed his ability to hit. But I do know that he got plenty of chances.

            • vignette17 Jul 7,2015 3:22 pm || Up

              Well, and Andy LaRoche played a total of 8 innings at 1b in his A’s career.

          • vignette17 Jul 7,2015 3:23 pm || Up

            I remember getting Conor Jackson and thinking, “Fantastic, we just picked up a RH Barton.” And at the time thinking that was a great thing and not a sarcastic condemnation.

            • MikeV Jul 7,2015 3:27 pm || Up

              Then he got some rare disease and became terrible.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jul 3,2015 1:01 pm || Up

      still a great eye

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jul 3,2015 4:52 pm || Up

        Unless he is evaluating pool levels.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  44. Future Ed Jul 3,2015 5:13 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. colin Jul 3,2015 6:08 pm

    Altuve just tried to turn a double play with Ortiz sliding into second and his throw bounced off Ortiz’s helmet and went all the way into the stands on the first base side.

    • colin Jul 3,2015 6:33 pm || Up
  46. nowBodhi Jul 4,2015 1:07 pm

    Happy Fourth y’all! Let’s get the afternoon’s festivities started right with a face-melting performance of one of the most beloved bands ever, taped 44 years ago tonight at the closing of the Fillmore West at the corner of Van Ness & Market in SF. Blog on the bayou with us now for the original KSAN-FM pre-broadcast master reels — remastered by yours truly — of El Cerrito’s Bureau of Swamp Rock CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, captured in a set that can only be described as “Holy crap! How did people walk out of there with their hearing intact?”

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  47. AV Jul 5,2015 4:16 pm

    holy KF, teh wymyn!

    note to self: if you can’t win with the one you love, win with the one you’re with…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. AV Jul 5,2015 6:15 pm

    hey, so, this is probably awkward and i am not that good at awkward…

    a friend of mrs AV from her years in chico wrote a book about the A’s. it’s for sale at amazon (free kindle DL if you have prime). i believe it’s totally fiction, just based on real teams and situations. he’s a journalist and that’s the only voucher for the quality of the writing i can offer. (our copy hasn’t arrived yet so i don’t have a book report.)

    the awkward thing is, the author is probably on his last days, finalizing a battle with cancer much, much too young. friends of his are passing the word around about the book, so that anybody interested has a chance to pick it up now, and maybe he goes knowing his words will carry on in a way he can’t himself. it’s not a fundraiser and it’s obviously not going to reverse or prolong anything; it’s just a gesture to say goodbye to someone we’ve never met.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  49. ptbnl Jul 6,2015 7:26 am
    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  50. doctorK Jul 6,2015 1:21 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 6,2015 8:04 pm || Up

      You can’t begrudge the man his choice of the greatest university on earth.

      Still, though, what are any of his achievements next to the Ames, Iowa Sprouts Division dance competition results.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Jul 6,2015 8:12 pm || Up

        I skipped straight to the “Local girl holds yard sale” click-bait.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • doctorK Jul 7,2015 8:27 am || Up

        At least he didn’t go to Kansas. Or Iowa.

        I’m glad he keeps a connection to his home town, unlike some athletes (Dustin Pederast comes to mind).

      • Englishmajor Jul 9,2015 1:52 pm || Up

        Because is Barnes going to the Iowa State Fair? Maybe, but he’ll have to pay to get in like anyone else.

        • doctorK Jul 9,2015 2:49 pm || Up

          Our state fair is a GREAT state fair…

  51. batgirl Jul 6,2015 5:52 pm
    • Future Ed Jul 6,2015 8:17 pm || Up

      beyonce: I am a vegan who still eats meat because I am just saying words that people tell me to say like every other pop star

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. AV Jul 7,2015 1:04 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  53. MikeV Jul 7,2015 4:03 pm

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  54. AV Jul 7,2015 6:52 pm

    honduras… what, did you design your jerseys using only the leftover characters that fell on the ground when they made the western dental and orthodontics signs?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  55. AV Jul 9,2015 9:38 am

    welp. at least there’s this bit of consolation.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 10:21 am || Up

      Wales ahead of Chile and Spain? Austria ahead of Italy? Mexico at #40?

      Seems legit.

      • AV Jul 9,2015 1:42 pm || Up

        it’s not horribly unsensical. wales and austria have ben kinda kicking butt in 2016 Qs. mexico hasn’t won a game since 8 games ago. spain is respectable, but not top notch. and italy has the fiat cruising in 3rd gear because it’s not like an actual tournament is going on, and of the 6 games it’s been in since november, has only won one, leaning on the ties.

        i never heard of this chile country you’re talking about so i can’t opine there.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  56. doctorK Jul 9,2015 2:54 pm

    So I stupidly went to this clickbait link on CNN, which is a Forbes item listing the most conservative and liberal cities in the US. The listings were pretty obvious, but I wanted to point out #4 on the liberal side, that being Oakland.

    Unsurprisingly, the picture is not Oakland. In fact, it looks suspiciously like Minneapolis/St. Paul.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 3:05 pm || Up

      With the Metrodome still there.

    • Englishmajor Jul 9,2015 3:07 pm || Up

      You are correct, that is an old (e.g. the Metrodome is still there and several newer riverfront developments are not) photo of the eastern end of downtown Minneapolis from a strange angle, looking south along the Mississippi.

    • Englishmajor Jul 9,2015 5:08 pm || Up

      9 of the top 10 liberal cities host MLB franchises; only 2 of the top 10 conservative cities do, but in one of them the stadium is the most iconic thing about the city (at least in the opinion of the intern putting together the slideshow).

  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 3:31 pm

    RIP Kenny Stabler. He was my childhood Raider hero.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Jul 9,2015 3:36 pm || Up

      Apparently the paper that posted that has walked it back.

      • AV Jul 9,2015 3:44 pm || Up

        fumbled it forward?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 3:53 pm || Up

          Madden asks if it’s real! The ref says to get your big butt off the field!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • 5Aces Jul 9,2015 4:19 pm || Up

            One last comeback. Holy Ghost to the Post.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • 5Aces Jul 9,2015 4:19 pm || Up

            I had not read your comment when I stole it almost word for word on the book of Faces.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 3:54 pm || Up

        Generalissimo Francisco Franco is not still dead.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Jul 9,2015 4:49 pm || Up

          Now we hear he is/. (?)

          (I dont know if a FB link will work, but it is a letter from the family supposedly.)

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 5:14 pm || Up

            Grandfather to his two grandsnakes, that’s wonderful.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  58. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 5:12 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  59. andeux Jul 9,2015 5:14 pm

    78 and sunny in Seattle.
    As I have never been here before, I’m just going to assume it’s always like this.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 9,2015 5:16 pm || Up

      Go with that. The three times I’ve visited Portland it has been hot and sunny so I believe it’s that way every day.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 5:45 pm || Up

      ah fuck, in the summer, I have never been to a better place.

      2 weeks in mid summer and the end

      (PS don’t forget to eat dinner it gets dark late)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Future Ed Jul 9,2015 5:47 pm

    if you run the most expensive and shortest camp of my boys summer, expected a hearty “Fuck you” if you call me to pick one up early because he “left.”

    Go get him, and have him build a fucking robot.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 6:09 pm || Up

      He got bored and just peaced out?

      • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 6:20 pm || Up

        naw. got in a dispute with another kid and walked off.

        fortunately/unfortunately the camp is on his school campus and he knows where to go an chill. and he knows a lot of the other kids in the other camps.

        Camp people freak out (they’re not teachers, who knew?)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 6:26 pm || Up

          Some of these Rec & Parks camp counselors seem not much older than the kids they’re watching.

          • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 6:29 pm || Up

            I told mine to watch the people with the “teen counselor” on their backs, because that is going to be their job soon

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 6:10 pm

    Dan Johnson is back in the big leagues. Thought you all would like to know.

    • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 6:23 pm || Up

      he may sway me to root for a cardinals Championship.

      Dan.Johnson. Proven winner ™

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 6:47 pm

    Booo, Mexico opening up in the black alts.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 6:53 pm || Up

      Very loud first “p*to.” This is quite a crowd in Chicago.

      • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 7:02 pm || Up

        soccer not big in cuba?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 7:07 pm || Up

          Historically, no. But I was reading somewhere this morning that it is starting to rival or eclipse baseball among the young. Don’t know whether that is true or not.

          The other problem is that every time they come to this tournament a couple of guys defect. They already lost one a couple of days ago. I don’t think that’s why it looks like they are playing 9 on 11 though.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 9,2015 7:11 pm || Up

            This is going to get very ugly.

            • MikeV Jul 9,2015 8:25 pm || Up

              I believe Cuba only ended up with 14 or 15 players and no head coach.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • AV Jul 9,2015 8:40 pm || Up

                yeah, some of them had trouble with the connecting flight or passports or something.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2015 4:54 pm || Up

                  Fourth defector for Cuba in this tournament. This time their starting striker.

          • Future Ed Jul 9,2015 7:11 pm || Up

            that first goal looked like the equivalent of 25 offensive rebounds in a row.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jul 9,2015 8:39 pm || Up

        pato?

        ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. batgirl Jul 10,2015 7:19 am

    Oh my God, the pomp and circumstance surrounding the removal of the confederate flag, WTF? Just roll it in a ball and stuff it in the trash.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 10,2015 9:51 am || Up

      No, let someone wipe themselves with it first.

      • batgirl Jul 10,2015 9:58 am || Up

        The last state trooper (or whoever those guys were, I didn’t have the sound on) they handed the neatly folded flag to was African American. I was so longing for him to unfurl it and rub it on his butt.

    • doctorK Jul 10,2015 11:10 am || Up

      Regardless of how it was taken down, at the end of the day we have this:

      • batgirl Jul 11,2015 9:43 am || Up

        OK now I’m even more pissed off:

        A van brought the flag to the nearby Confederate Relic Room and Military Museum. There, it eventually will be housed in a multimillion-dollar shrine lawmakers promised to build as part of a deal to get a bill passed removing the flag.

        • Future Ed Jul 11,2015 9:53 am || Up

          what?

          that is offensive on many levels, but the first that comes to my mind, is, what is special about that particular flag? it was made in what? 2010?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Jul 12,2015 8:30 pm || Up

            Umm… that it was taken down vountarily after an AA church shooting?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • dmoas Jul 13,2015 11:35 am || Up

          • oblique Jul 14,2015 10:55 pm || Up

            FK the South.

  64. nowBodhi Jul 10,2015 2:14 pm

    Welcome to Friday and a birthday tribute to one of Joshy’s all-time heroes of Music. He only lived to be 33, and in that time knew mostly despair and drug-related troubles, but the lasting legacy he left — inadvertently helping to invent a style that came to take over the entirety of the world — will never ever die, even though most people do not even know his name. Let’s start the weekend off with a blast of sacred trumpeteering, via a long-out-of-print showcase from way back in 1961 of chops-defying, chorus-upon-chorus fury, featuring the severely underrated talents of the man who is, for me, the Jimi Hendrix of Jazz: born this day in 1938, the extraordinary and exemplary Lee Morgan.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  65. AV Jul 10,2015 10:55 pm

    what channel is the gold cup on?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  66. AV Jul 11,2015 9:41 am

    video analisys. why messi doesn’t perform with argentina. translation: because with argentina he’s not his teammates’ first pass option. also, because when he passes it to his teammates, they don’t pass it back.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. Glorious Mundy Jul 11,2015 11:53 am

    @AV: USA and Mexico games and maybe some others are on FOX Sports 1, others are on Fox Sports 2 (which no one gets). I’m assuming at least the final will be on Fox proper.

    Spanish broadcasts are on Univision Deportes or whatever it’s called or Univison (Mexico plus knockouts I would guess).

    • AV Jul 11,2015 12:04 pm || Up

      thanks. i couldn’t find it on TV yesterday at the Y. couldn’t tell if maybe i had the time wrong for the US game. still not sure i didn’t. but from what you’re saying also not certain i would have found it on the channels offered at the treadmills.

      the panamerican games opening ceremonies on ESPN lasted forever.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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