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  1. mother pucker May 31,2015 1:23 pm

    “When you win five gold gloves, that is because of his defense, not necessarily because of the offensive number he has put up.”

    Thanks Ray.

    • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 1:26 pm || Up

      He is talking so much nonsense today already.

  2. andeux May 31,2015 1:27 pm

    So, in which inning will we get today’s first Jeter reference. Place your bets.

    TINSTAAFK
  3. Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 1:41 pm

    Klay! My man.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2015 1:42 pm || Up

      I’ve always been more of a Steph guy, may now have to reassess.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 1:46 pm || Up

        Didn’t even have to give him perfect, camera-ready seats to get him to come out.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 1,2015 7:01 pm || Up

          The worst possible conclusion to this saga. Curry: I am a Red Sox fan.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 7:05 pm || Up

            I mean, good. they can be fans of other teams. they don’t work in the industry.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2015 1:44 pm || Up

      Also, if he can sit in the sun for the day his concussion symptoms must be mostly gone.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 2:40 pm || Up

        The way he was chowing on those nachos I wonder whether he has been trying an herbal remedy.

    • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 3:34 pm || Up

      A true man of the people.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2015 1:47 pm

    I wonder what’s the record for most hits by both teams in a game before scoring a run?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • elcroata May 31,2015 10:31 pm || Up

      You’re trying hard to find out the limits of ptbnl’s Play Index prowess.

      Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl May 31,2015 11:42 pm || Up
      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • 5Aces Jun 1,2015 7:56 am || Up

        It almost feels like the Pirates cheated. They pulled their starter after he threw 15.1 innings.

        Also 4:08, or about as long as it takes Yanks-Sux to play 8 innings.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • ptbnl Jun 1,2015 7:59 am || Up

          Though the Braves did pinch hit for their starter in the bottom of the 21st!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 9:42 am || Up

        99 and 98 game scores

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Jennifer May 31,2015 1:47 pm

    I don’t know most of the players wearing the Oakland jersey. I fail.

  6. Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 1:53 pm

    Any of the experts out there got a theory on whether Reddick’s new found plate discipline and contact rates are a real thing, or just a result of the fact that pitchers are throwing him fewer pitches in the zone than usual?

    • colin May 31,2015 4:35 pm || Up

      His Z-swing percentage (swing rate on pitches in the strike zone) is just 60.9% this year. which is 29th lowest out of qualified hitters. In past years, Reddick has been between 69 and 74%. He’s seeing 50.3% pitches in the strike zone, which is basically right around his career average (49.6%). So yeah, it looks like he has really been a lot more patient.

      Of course, we wouldn’t normally think that it’s a good thing to watch pitches in the zone. Fortunately his O-swing percentage is below career average too (24.1% vs 30.3%). And his contact rate on pitches in the zone is up (91.6% vs 87.0%).

  7. Soaker May 31,2015 1:55 pm

    I didn’t think to check whether Ken was there today…and now he’s sitting in with John and Suzyn in the other booth?

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. andeux May 31,2015 2:35 pm

    A’s runs please.

    TINSTAAFK
  9. Thunderbutt May 31,2015 2:35 pm

    Lordy, I didn’t even recognize Reggie.

    There is always a score.
  10. Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 2:44 pm

    Jesse might have a psychotic break if the A’s don’t score here.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2015 2:49 pm || Up

      Jesse also looks even thinner, if possible. He needs to ask Klay for some tips on building an appetite.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer May 31,2015 2:52 pm || Up

        I could get behind any plan that involves nachos.

  11. 5Aces May 31,2015 2:44 pm

    IBISMFV!!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 2:45 pm

    I love this man.

  13. andeux May 31,2015 2:46 pm

    Don’t spend ’em all in one place Jesse.

    TINSTAAFK
  14. andeux May 31,2015 3:28 pm

    No dynamite for you.

    TINSTAAFK
  15. Jennifer May 31,2015 3:29 pm

    OMG what just happened?

  16. Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 3:31 pm

    My game threads are kicking ass. Everyone else step your game up.

    • Jennifer May 31,2015 3:35 pm || Up

      I have no game.

    • 5Aces May 31,2015 4:12 pm || Up

      No, you just need to make the next 125 or so threads.

      With great power comes great responsibility.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. James V. May 31,2015 3:40 pm

    Jesse Chavez has a 2.11 ERA.
    Jesse Chavez has a 2-5 record.

    • nevermoor May 31,2015 9:46 pm || Up

      At least he should have more IP before he cliffs this year.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. 5Aces May 31,2015 4:12 pm

    We won a series! We won a week!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • bear88 May 31,2015 4:57 pm || Up

      Has that happened all season?

      • mother pucker May 31,2015 5:17 pm || Up

        Nope.

        • sslinger May 31,2015 5:23 pm || Up

          Wow, that is a sad fact. But now it’s time to step on the clutch to keep up the momentum into this road trip!

          • Future Ed May 31,2015 7:04 pm || Up

            need to bring the consistency

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • 5Aces May 31,2015 10:52 pm || Up

              The reality is we need moar shut down innings.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV May 31,2015 5:50 pm || Up

      and yet, i lost my bathing suit.

      :(

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV May 31,2015 6:42 pm || Up

          had to swim in running shorts without a mesh, so yeah, at every flip turn that was pretty much my fear.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Jennifer May 31,2015 5:50 pm

    Listening to people gossip about me. I apparently just got married.

    • Future Ed May 31,2015 7:04 pm || Up

      to the hitchhiker?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer May 31,2015 7:10 pm || Up

        Fuck if I know.

        • Jennifer May 31,2015 8:36 pm || Up

          That’s not even the best gossip. The good stuff is secret.

          I’m pretty sure they thought I was my sister-in-law.

          • grover Jun 2,2015 6:03 pm || Up

            Damn.

            You teAse harder than the A’s hitters with a no-out, base-loaded situation!

  20. Thunderbutt May 31,2015 8:02 pm

    Has anybody seen a gif or a video of Vogt and Lawrie’s new celebration online?

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed May 31,2015 8:10 pm || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. sslinger Jun 1,2015 9:20 am

    Heard this story on the radio this morning, sounds like an interesting experiment. Too bad grover didn’t get the shot at it.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 1,2015 10:09 am || Up

      This is neat. I’ve heard Lindbergh and Miller talk about this on their (fun) podcast, but I didn’t understand what they were doing until now.

      • sslinger Jun 1,2015 10:21 am || Up

        I’ll have to check out their podcast, it will be interesting to hear them talk about it as the season goes on.

    • grover Jun 2,2015 6:02 pm || Up

      Sounds like fun, but no way could I do that and keep my day job.

  22. Glorious Mundy Jun 1,2015 12:07 pm

    We somehow have a positive run differential again.

  23. Future Ed Jun 1,2015 7:24 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Jennifer Jun 1,2015 7:57 pm

    I led my first trauma today. It was a kid mauled by the family dog. I’m skipping becoming an alcoholic and I’m headed straight for street drugs.

    • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 8:00 pm || Up

      I know a guy or 8

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer Jun 1,2015 8:06 pm || Up

        I want something that makes me taste music.

        • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 8:19 pm || Up

          that would be heroin

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Jun 1,2015 8:26 pm || Up

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            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. Jennifer Jun 1,2015 8:19 pm

    My favorite things:

    1. Me
    2. Concerts
    3. Food
    4. Sleep
    5. Dick pics

    • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 8:27 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 1,2015 8:31 pm || Up

      was at a BBQ this weekend and dick pics came up. i had no idea how prevalent they are. this one girl had hundreds in her phone. a lot of them of dicks in high heel shoes. like, a boner. wearing a shoe. that someone took a pic of. and sent it to someone else.

      she said she wasn’t really into them, but somehow it got out that she had some so more kept getting sent to her. you know. like that mom who somehow ends up with 3 cow refrigerator magnets. and all of a sudden people think it’s her thing and everybody gives her one so then she becomes known as the cow refrigerator magnet lady and they pile up till you can’t see the fridge anymore? but with boners in shoes.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 8:39 pm || Up

        my mom is like that. she hears one thing about you and you are branded for life. If I ever told her I liked dick picks, that is all I would get for every holiday gift

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Jun 1,2015 8:41 pm || Up

          and i’m sure she’d pick out the very nicest dick pics for you.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Jun 1,2015 8:42 pm || Up

            oh god the cards would have the sappiest messages

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Jun 1,2015 8:54 pm || Up

              “It’s hard being so far from you”

              TINSTAAFK
              • AV Jun 1,2015 9:22 pm || Up

                home is where the hard is.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Jun 1,2015 11:08 pm || Up

                  This buds for you.

                • ptbnl Jun 1,2015 11:30 pm || Up

                  Pump action.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Jun 2,2015 6:07 am || Up

                  naw, it’d be more like “son, it seems like just yesterday you couldn’t control your urine voiding, today you can’t get enough pictures of penis pictures. I don’t know where the time went and I am so proud of you.”

                  all is cursive with the penis resting in a bed of gardenias.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Jun 2,2015 8:10 am || Up

                  ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • 5Aces Jun 2,2015 8:11 am || Up

                  ignore the weird link on the video (unless you trust the interwebs to find your kinky women, in which case go crazy I guess).

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • nevermoor Jun 2,2015 10:22 am || Up

          When I first met Mrs. N’s family they asked what animal I liked. Foolishly, I just picked one. Took five years to stop getting theme gifts based on that one moment of stupidity.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • batgirl Jun 2,2015 7:04 pm || Up

            Don’t leave us hanging here. Antelope? Porcupine? Tapir?

            • nevermoor Jun 2,2015 10:54 pm || Up

              Penguin.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Jun 3,2015 7:45 am || Up

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • andeux Jun 3,2015 9:25 am || Up

                  TINSTAAFK
                • AV Jun 3,2015 9:31 am || Up

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • batgirl Jun 3,2015 1:55 pm || Up

              Solid choice.

              • nevermoor Jun 3,2015 2:26 pm || Up

                Yeah, but in retrospect I should have gone with something less common (Puffin, kiwi, etc) to at least impose some scarcity-driven control.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • batgirl Jun 4,2015 11:57 am || Up

                  I have a puffin-shaped keychain!

                • nevermoor Jun 4,2015 12:58 pm || Up

                  See, that’s actually cool.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 4,2015 5:36 pm || Up

                  That’s nothing, I have at least a dozen implements made for puffin.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Thunderbutt Jun 4,2015 8:18 pm || Up

                  < rim shot >

                  There is always a score.
      • ptbnl Jun 1,2015 11:39 pm || Up

        I bet Sal’s still getting licorice.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • MikeV Jun 1,2015 11:50 pm || Up

      I feel like boobs are missing from the top 5 spots.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Jennifer Jun 2,2015 6:18 am || Up

        A few of those things might be a lie.

        • Jennifer Jun 2,2015 11:52 am || Up

          OH MY GOD. STOP SENDING ME DICK PHOTOS.

          • MikeV Jun 2,2015 1:34 pm || Up

            liar.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Jennifer Jun 2,2015 6:52 pm || Up

              Maybe I didn’t mean you. :)

              • MikeV Jun 2,2015 10:34 pm || Up

                tit for tat

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

  26. AV Jun 2,2015 9:57 am

    sepp WHAT??

    didn’t see that coming.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Jun 2,2015 10:12 am || Up

      His Blatter leaked.

      • AV Jun 2,2015 10:19 am || Up

        yep. hard to read sepp(tic) blatter and not think of an advanced UTI.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. Glorious Mundy Jun 2,2015 1:42 pm

    Baseball.

    • nevermoor Jun 2,2015 2:21 pm || Up

      The degree to which our bullpen is unclutch is truly staggering.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 2,2015 2:24 pm || Up

        That plus the errors.

        • dmoas Jun 2,2015 3:45 pm || Up

          Is there a stat that includes any means of getting on base/advancing bases instead recording an out/staying put? So adding reached on error as a single/double/triple/”stolen base”/etc. in an effort to show how much in the way of benefits you’re giving up just by allowing those extra bases?

          • vignette17 Jun 2,2015 4:46 pm || Up

            All that should be included in the BsR stat on fangraphs. But it’s only available on offense, not BsR against.

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