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Let’s hope the Jacksons’ postgame concert isn’t the highlight of the day at Tropicana Field.

Kendall Graveman is here to pitch us out of the funk. He’s opposed by Nathan Karns.

Burns CF, Semien SS, Reddick RF, Butler DH, Muncy 3B, Phegley C, Sogard 2B, Canha 1B, Fuld LF.

26 thoughts on “45 rpm: Fun baseball, I Want You Back

  1. Thunderbutt May 23,2015 2:06 pm

    From Jackson to the Jackson Five.

    There is always a score.
  2. Thunderbutt May 23,2015 2:09 pm

    Billy Boy, I’ve had your back for back for a long time now, but if you go back on this, there’ll be hell to pay.

    There is always a score.
    • vignette17 May 24,2015 12:03 am || Up

      It sucks, but he’s a 30 year old C who is hitting far better than he should be. It’s certainly a sell high opportunity. Don’t you wish we had traded the untouchable Weeks?

      • MikeV May 24,2015 5:57 pm || Up

        he’s a 30 year old C who is hitting far better than he should be

        Isn’t that exactly why he won’t have much value?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • vignette17 May 24,2015 10:17 pm || Up

          For the same reasons we love him there are probably teams that love him too. If there aren’t, sure I’d love to have him.

  3. nevermoor May 23,2015 2:13 pm

    You spelled “basketball” wrong.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. Soaker May 23,2015 2:17 pm

    It does seem like Graveman figured out in Nashville that throwing strikes the way he did in the Cactus League is a good way to succeed.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. mother pucker May 23,2015 2:29 pm

    Cabrera seems like a total douchebag.

  6. Soaker May 23,2015 2:55 pm

    Yay, the A’s benefit from fielding follies for a change.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • doctorK May 23,2015 3:10 pm || Up

      That being said, why TF did Gags send Canha home. He was out by at least 5 feet if the catcher actually catches the ball.

      Oh shit, I just had a DeNo flashback.

  7. doctorK May 23,2015 3:11 pm

    TURF DART

  8. bear88 May 23,2015 3:23 pm

    That was a perfect throw by Phegley. And then the line drive goes right into Scribner’s glove.

  9. Soaker May 23,2015 3:40 pm

    I see why Enny Romero is only pitching in his second big league game despite his 95 mph fastball.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. doctorK May 23,2015 3:48 pm

    If I’m not mistaken, Ray just said that sound is faster than light.

    • andeux May 23,2015 3:50 pm || Up

      He really just implied it.

      TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces May 23,2015 9:28 pm || Up

      I’m just replying now because I can finally see the comment. I heard it 2 hrs ago…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • nevermoor May 24,2015 9:48 pm || Up

        #futureEdsecrets

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. Soaker May 23,2015 4:08 pm

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl May 23,2015 5:34 pm || Up

      I was just thinking about her! Nice to see the old broad again.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2015 4:23 pm

    A’s…win?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2015 4:37 pm

    The sun always comes out in West Oakland. I played softball today with a guy named Shaky Jake.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. sslinger May 23,2015 4:39 pm

    Nice win, bitches.

  15. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2015 4:43 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed May 23,2015 5:50 pm || Up

      thank dog

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor May 23,2015 9:07 pm || Up

      Joke’s on him for saying he’d come back after the 15th win…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Future Ed May 23,2015 5:50 pm

    man, what Saturday good games?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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