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136 thoughts on “40 days and 40 nights (and 42 errors)

  1. Englishmajor May 18,2015 5:29 pm

    Okay, now it has.

  2. Englishmajor May 18,2015 5:30 pm

    Well, now it has.

  3. andeux May 18,2015 5:32 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Englishmajor May 18,2015 6:08 pm || Up

      Pour it out!

    • Future Ed May 18,2015 7:20 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV May 18,2015 9:37 pm || Up

        belmont shore’s finest.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed May 18,2015 9:40 pm || Up

          those dudes were nice. hands down the worst show I ever saw. bar none. without question. unequivocally.

          saw a good one too. and a few forgettable.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV May 18,2015 9:47 pm || Up

            i saw them twice for free at the nugget (CSULB’s bar area). they were OK for a local band. did a pixies cover and that’s the song everybody liked.

            went to one of their houses for a party and… did something with a steak that i got out of the freezer. can’t even remember what. 40-ouncers were involved. it was a story. “dude, remember when dukie got that steak out of the freezer at the sublime house?”

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed May 18,2015 10:07 pm || Up

              yeah, I can’t say I knew any of them, but when they were still peddling 40oz of freedom out of their van, they would come to my record store on the regular dropping off copies that sometimes sold other times didn’t.

              every time one of ’em would as for papers. every time I said I didn’t have any. Once I offered an empty coke can which they gladly accepted and smoked in the parking lot.

              I never understood why they never had smoking paraphernalia on them.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • James V. May 19,2015 8:30 am || Up

                Why carry stuff on them when others might give it to them?

                • Future Ed May 19,2015 9:37 am || Up

                  good point. they never asked for bud though

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 18,2015 9:34 pm || Up

      keep rainin’ all the time
      but the river is runnin’ dry.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 5:45 pm

    Yay Sogard

  5. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 5:57 pm

    Shame to only get one run with how wild the kid was in that inning.

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 6:09 pm

    Bryan and Ralph sighting!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Soaker May 18,2015 6:09 pm

    I see on TV that wacchampions (Bryan and Ralph I think?) forged ahead with his travel plans. I’m glad I got my road trip out of my system in early May.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Englishmajor May 18,2015 6:16 pm || Up

      I think Bryan was going to be there anyway, some of the hotels he works with are in Texas.

  8. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 6:13 pm

    Dude.

  9. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 6:13 pm

    Oh for FKs sake.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 6:15 pm || Up

      Are the A’s going to make so many errors that Fosse runs out of excuses for them?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 6:15 pm || Up

        Apparently not yet.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 6:16 pm || Up

        “I don’t want to make excuses but….[excuses]”

        • nevermoor May 18,2015 9:16 pm || Up

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin May 18,2015 6:16 pm || Up

      This was a new one. It took me a while to parse gameday’s description of the error.

      • dmoas May 18,2015 6:35 pm || Up

        Sogard snagged the ball behind the base, flipped with his glove to Semi who couldn’t catch the floating ball in front him and then fell flat on his face trying to recover the ball.

  10. Soaker May 18,2015 6:14 pm

    It’s basically either “be relentlessly negative” or “don’t comment at all”.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. doctorK May 18,2015 6:15 pm

    He.can’t.play.SS

  12. colin May 18,2015 6:17 pm

    Looked like three of those four “balls” to Springer were in the strike zone.

  13. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 6:18 pm

    15 straight games with an error committed, that is ridiculous. My D-League softball team does better than that.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Soaker May 18,2015 6:29 pm

    I don’t get having both Fuld and Gentry on the roster at all. Parrino sucks but his presence would make it easier to pinch-hit for either Sogard or Lawrie, and he could be a defensive sub for Semien if they ever have a lead after the 7th inning again.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas May 18,2015 6:36 pm || Up

      That’s cute. You think the A’s could hold a lead after the 7th with good defense.

  15. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 6:31 pm

    I mean come on.

  16. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 6:33 pm

    Seeing the bats hushed by a rookie pitcher the A’s have never seen seems to happen a lot even in the A’s good seasons.

    But those other guys probably weren’t wearing Batman cleats.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. Soaker May 18,2015 6:40 pm

    Yeah AJ, I’m not so sure about bunting with your #7 hitter with 1st and 2nd, no outs. There’s probably a reason why you decided to bat those next two #8 and #9.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. Jennifer May 18,2015 6:51 pm

    My comment tonight comes in the form of a rant:

    I am a qualified nurse. When I yell for help, fucking drop what you are doing and come help me. If you want me to do something use your words to tell me what you want me to do, damnit. I can’t read your mind.

    A little kid set themselves on fire by accident today. It was terrible. I want to drink.

    • grover May 18,2015 7:01 pm || Up

      Rant away.

      And how the hell can any professional in your line of work NOT KNOW that yelling for help means right-the-fuck NOW?!

      I know how you’re feeling… and you’re braver than me. Take care of yourself.

  19. Soaker May 18,2015 7:07 pm

    This is classic bad Pomeranz. He’s only allowed 2 balls to be hit out of the infield but he’s walked 5, hit 1 and failed to get over to first base in time. I guess they’re going to blame part of it on some physical issue but it just seemed like more of it was between the ears.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker May 18,2015 7:15 pm || Up

      It wasn’t even clear that Pomeranz was hurt. Something like:

      (Melvin goes to mound with Walt)
      Melvin: Are you hurt?
      Pom: No
      Vogt: Nah, he just sucks.
      Melvin (to umpire): Mujica’s warm, I’m bringing him in.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  20. colin May 18,2015 7:18 pm

    The other team can make errors?

    • ptbnl May 18,2015 7:22 pm || Up

      It’s contagious.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed May 18,2015 7:24 pm || Up

        we need a nurse

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin May 18,2015 7:24 pm || Up

        The walks too, I guess. They must have snuck Pom-pom and Semien into the Astros locker room to spread germs around before the game.

    • Soaker May 18,2015 7:25 pm || Up

      Followed by two walks by the reliever. How familiar! Don’t worry, Astros fans, there is a bottom half to this inning.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl May 18,2015 7:40 pm || Up

      Apparently not, after all.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  21. ptbnl May 18,2015 7:24 pm

    Cue the inside-the-park triple play, as all 3 runners overtake Butler between 3rd and home.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • vignette17 May 19,2015 8:28 am || Up

      I’m assuming you meant an outside the park triple play. And if you pass a runner on the basepaths, isn’t it the runner you pass that is out?

      • ptbnl May 19,2015 8:53 am || Up

        No, I meant an inside-the-parker turned into a triple play, and it’s the passer who is out not the passed.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • vignette17 May 19,2015 12:45 pm || Up

          Aren’t all triple plays inside the parkers with a batter too slow?

          • colin May 19,2015 12:48 pm || Up

            Aren’t all balls in play* inside the parkers with a batter too slow?

            *except for actual inside the parkers

            • ptbnl May 19,2015 1:10 pm || Up

              I was just going for a reason why the batter would be overtaking the lead runner between 3rd and home.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  22. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 7:27 pm

    The way Lawrie swirls and cocks the bat while the pitch is coming seems counterproductive.

  23. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 7:28 pm

    Nice two strike hitting by Lawrie. Yes, Lawrie.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed May 18,2015 7:31 pm || Up

      I feel he isn’t as bad as the first couple of weeks

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin May 18,2015 7:34 pm || Up

        He bottomed out at a .542 OPS on April 24. Since then he has OPS’d .712, which isn’t exactly lighting the world on fire.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 7:59 pm || Up

          Our bullpen’s used up all the flammable material

  24. Future Ed May 18,2015 7:34 pm

    wow. that was impressively poor.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 18,2015 7:34 pm || Up

      They needed to score about 4 runs in that inning to have a chance to win.

      Nice play by Carter.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 7:35 pm || Up

        I thought he was going to slip on the bag and fall on his ass.

        • andeux May 18,2015 7:38 pm || Up

          If he were still on the A’s he would have.

          TINSTAAFK
  25. ptbnl May 18,2015 7:41 pm

    Didn’t look like any of the pitches to Gonzalez were strikes.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  26. lenscrafters May 18,2015 7:44 pm

    So far, I’m feeling good about my prediction of Mujica pitching “decently”.

    • colin May 18,2015 7:50 pm || Up

      He was such a scapegoat for the Red Sox — I’m going to enjoy gloating to my wife every time he pitches well for the A’s.

      • nevermoor May 18,2015 9:18 pm || Up

        …next year?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  27. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 7:49 pm

    We gonna win this game, or what?

    • ptbnl May 18,2015 7:51 pm || Up

      What.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 7:52 pm || Up

      I’m penning my hopes on it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:02 pm || Up

      Well since winning one run games is obviously impossible, we’re going to have to score again

  28. ptbnl May 18,2015 7:53 pm

    Shoulder injury for Pom-Pom.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker May 18,2015 7:54 pm || Up

      Who was planning on going to Fresno to see Zito this week?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Englishmajor May 18,2015 7:59 pm || Up

        Me among others. I’ll still go, even if he’s headed to Tampa by then.

    • Englishmajor May 18,2015 7:55 pm || Up

      Did it pull away?

      • Englishmajor May 18,2015 8:20 pm || Up

        (Apparently this is a strictly Midwestern name for the game ptbnl might know as British Bulldog; we played it in my suburban childhood, in the days when kids were turned out of the house on summer mornings and not expected to return before dark.)

        • Future Ed May 18,2015 8:29 pm || Up

          we played british bulldog on rainy days in an empty classroom with pad on the floor.

          Let 40 7th and 8th grade boys in a room and have them play a game bum rushing each otrher, picking them up for three seconds and dropping them?

          Seems like a good idea

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl May 18,2015 8:34 pm || Up

          We called it Red Rover.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:40 pm || Up

            We used both, Red Rover and British Bulldog. More civilized games for the neighborhood boys to play after we had outgrown Smear the Queer.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Englishmajor May 19,2015 10:25 am || Up

              We played Red Rover too, but it was different from Pom Pom Pullaway though I don’t remember how. Also Starlight, Moonlight, Capture the Flag, and Kick the Can.

              • colin May 19,2015 10:30 am || Up

                duck duck grey duck?

                • Englishmajor May 19,2015 11:03 am || Up

                  Yes of course, but that was more of a little kids’ game like Ring Around the Rosey. The others were games that required a critical mass of about 20 kids in a four-block radius between the age of 8 and 13 with absolutely nothing else to do. It could never happen now, since even if the kids were allowed to roam freely they’d all have classes and activities to go to, and of course computers and videos.

        • Future Ed May 18,2015 8:48 pm || Up

          oh we didn’t play it one person running past, we played all 39 ran from one side to the other, when one was picked up, they we also in the middle until there was none left

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 7:56 pm

    Scribby!

    • Soaker May 18,2015 7:56 pm || Up

      Too bad Comcast cut to commercial before Melvin kissed him.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:11 pm || Up

        If he gets through another 1-2-3 he should get more than a kiss.

  30. Future Ed May 18,2015 7:57 pm

    something is wrong with my radio signal

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. ptbnl May 18,2015 7:58 pm

    Chance of the bullpen holding a 1-run lead for another 2 innings – slim or fat?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  32. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 7:58 pm

    Wow, that’s an annoying sounding bobblehead.

  33. Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 7:59 pm

    Butler double!

    • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:00 pm || Up

      When Glen said he was “rounding second” I though we might have a Butler triple in the offing but then I realized how ridiculous that is.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:04 pm || Up

        Looking at the numbers, Butler hits a lot more doubles than I thought he did

  34. ptbnl May 18,2015 8:08 pm

    At least according to Gameday, all 3 ground-outs were off balls.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  35. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:08 pm

    I like that our radio broadcasts now feature ads for car title loans and for being an uber driver.

    • Soaker May 18,2015 8:10 pm || Up

      I personally enjoy the foot fungus spots.

      Just noticed that LTVA is back on television too.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:12 pm

    Holy crap Fuld

    • Soaker May 18,2015 8:14 pm || Up

      I think that’s the first time an A’s CF has ever had to climb the hill.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 18,2015 8:15 pm || Up

      at bat’s description “springer flys out sharply to center fielder sam fuld”

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:12 pm

    That was a great freaking catch.

  38. Future Ed May 18,2015 8:12 pm

    I think vince is having a heart attack

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:14 pm

    Wow, never seen that catch made before.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  40. Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:15 pm

    Scribbles putting in work

  41. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:15 pm

    Bartelby!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. Soaker May 18,2015 8:15 pm

    Scribbles can plan on pitching a couple innings every game for the next 3 weeks.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:20 pm

    Coco cannot buy one. Jeez.

  44. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:22 pm

    I’m scared.

    • Soaker May 18,2015 8:23 pm || Up

      Fortunately Parrino went in for Semien to start this inning.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:24 pm || Up

      CSNBA just awarded its player of the game award to “The A’s Bullpen.” Before the bottom of the 9th.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • doctorK May 18,2015 8:29 pm || Up

        Yeah, I was getting ready to smash things after that.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:25 pm || Up

      Gah Carter, don’t hit it like that

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:26 pm || Up

      I guess “let them hit booming shots to the warning track” is as valid an approach as we have in the pen right now.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  45. Dial C for Concupiscence May 18,2015 8:28 pm

    What do we call this again?

  46. Soaker May 18,2015 8:28 pm

    That felt like the ninth inning of a FKing Division Series game.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  47. FreeSeatUpgrade May 18,2015 8:28 pm

    Yay!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  48. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:30 pm

    Start the road trip with a win and send the ace to the mound tomorrow. Things are looking up.

  49. grover May 18,2015 8:31 pm

    This feels weird.

  50. Englishmajor May 18,2015 8:33 pm

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  51. ptbnl May 18,2015 8:37 pm

    Who had the bullpen down for 4.2 shut-out, no-hit, innings?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  52. Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:41 pm

    That hill is so ridiculous.

  53. Soaker May 18,2015 8:43 pm

    Re the Pomeranz shoulder issue: Based on where Doolittle is in his rehab, I think they could move him to the 60-day DL and get two starts out of Zito, then DFA Zito to activate Doolittle.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy May 18,2015 8:45 pm || Up

      Seems more likely to be Graveman.

      • Soaker May 18,2015 8:52 pm || Up

        That’s the easiest for managing the 40-man roster. I wouldn’t mind leaving Graveman in AAA until the All Star Break though. I’m thinking of the other possibilities. They wouldn’t lose Zito by a DFA, nor Gentry who is the new Barton.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • vignette17 May 19,2015 8:33 am || Up

      I’m not sure Doolittle will make it back on time (from 2 days ago):

    • James V. May 19,2015 8:34 am || Up

      Word’s been Doolittle’s struggled to reach 90 MPH on his pitches so far in the rehab appearances.

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