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Game 33: An Unfair Game 56

I always feel like I’m committing some kind of social faux pas when I post a game thread before the game actually starts, but that’s how I roll. I get “fashionably  late” – nobody wants to be the first to arrive – but, heck, if you want me to show up at 8:45 don’t ask me to be there at 8:00. Sheesh.

Felix v. Jesse hardly seems fair, and avoiding a sweep is perhaps a pleasant fantasy. Hernandez has not won only one start thus far, but, it was to the A’s. So who knows? That’s why they play the games.

LET’S GO OAKLAND!

Athletics

  1. CF: Billy Burns
  2. SS: Marcus Semien
  3. RF: Josh Reddick
  4. DH: Billy Butler
  5. C: Stephen Vogt
  6. 1B: Ike Davis
  7. 3B: Brett Lawrie
  8. LF: Sam Fuld
  9. 2B: Eric Sogard
  10. SP: Jesse Chavez
Mariners

  1. LF: Seth Smith
  2. DH: Rickie Weeks
  3. 2B: Robinson Cano
  4. RF: Nelson Cruz
  5. 3B: Kyle Seager
  6. 1B: Logan Morrison
  7. CF: Dustin Ackley
  8. SS: Chris Taylor
  9. C: Jesus Sucre
  10. SP: Felix Hernandez

56 thoughts on “Game 33: An Unfair Game

  1. batgirl May 10,2015 12:57 pm

    Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I think we win this one.

    • Thunderbutt May 10,2015 1:07 pm || Up

      You’re a cockeyed optimist.

      But I like it.

      There is always a score.
    • Future Ed May 10,2015 1:08 pm || Up

      totally got this

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. Future Ed May 10,2015 1:13 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 10,2015 4:08 pm || Up

      Saw a tweet that Z has like 5 QS now. I know how meaningless that is but given where Team Dynamite stands at some point you have to give him a shot right?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. Future Ed May 10,2015 1:16 pm

    no no hitter for you

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. andeux May 10,2015 1:18 pm

    The pepto bismol pink doesn’t go well with either team’s colors.

    TINSTAAFK
    • AV May 10,2015 1:30 pm || Up

      where’s bed? pink and green are classic preppy colors.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. Thunderbutt May 10,2015 1:27 pm

    Mama said SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN

    There is always a score.
  6. Future Ed May 10,2015 1:43 pm

    marcus semien is trolling us, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed May 10,2015 1:48 pm

    can we find him another position? what’s wash up to?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Thunderbutt May 10,2015 2:04 pm

    The “awwwwwwwww” on every 2-strike pitch – regardless of where it’s thrown – that isn’t called a strike greatly annoys me. The man isn’t entitled to strikes.

    There is always a score.
  9. Thunderbutt May 10,2015 3:30 pm

    Howzabout we score four against Rodney.

    There is always a score.
  10. 5Aces May 10,2015 4:06 pm

    So this pretty much sums it all up at this point:

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    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade May 10,2015 4:22 pm

    If the A’s can’t win when they homer three times they are in big trouble.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Thunderbutt May 10,2015 4:53 pm || Up

      It turns out, Semien should have been batting after Vogt.

      There is always a score.
      • andeux May 10,2015 5:13 pm || Up

        Yeah, too bad we had Fuld, Sogard, Burns batting in front of Semien.

        TINSTAAFK
  12. Jennifer May 10,2015 5:42 pm

    I’ve decided to become a Nationals fan. Peace.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 10,2015 7:00 pm || Up

      Say hi to Gio for us. Sure do miss that guy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. Soaker May 10,2015 6:12 pm

    Remember, FKers, it’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  14. Future Ed May 10,2015 6:22 pm

    strike two to fuld for his 2,000!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. May 10,2015 7:12 pm || Up

      If Fuld’s zone today was anything like it was the day Gentry was tossed on a strike called to Fuld, the bottom edge of the zone is more in line with the 1.5 foot mark. Still a low strike, but closer to borderline.

  15. James V. May 10,2015 6:56 pm

    As un-fun as that series was, I have to admit a home Mariners crowd on a Sunday, Mother’s Day, with Felix Hernandez pitching is kind of cool.

  16. James V. May 10,2015 10:46 pm

    It’ll be a few days before I work on these, but here’s an example of what I was getting today.

    • colin May 11,2015 8:05 am || Up

      Very nice! It’s so hard to get that depth (foreground, middle, background) in a sports photo.

      • James V. May 11,2015 8:17 am || Up

        Oh, you’d see it even more clearly if I still had my D3. This camera does a good job for being a step or two below that, though. Thanks.

  17. James V. May 10,2015 11:04 pm

    One more example from today.

  18. FreeSeatUpgrade May 11,2015 10:00 am

    The A’s have the worst winning % in the AL as of right now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor May 11,2015 10:34 am || Up

      On pace for >50 games below run-based expectation! Turn opponents into Mike Trout in high leverage bullpen situations!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • colin May 11,2015 11:01 am || Up

        I want to live in the BaseRuns alternate universe where the A’s are 18-15 and just 1.5 games behind the Astros.

    • dmoas May 11,2015 12:55 pm || Up

      I’d like to see the brighter side. We’re in the 3rd position in the draft at the moment.

      • batgirl May 11,2015 12:58 pm || Up

        Suck for Luck! Suck for Luck!

      • Glorious Mundy May 11,2015 1:53 pm || Up

        FKwiz! The A’s have only made 5 top-3 picks since the amateur draft was created. Name them.

        • ptbnl May 11,2015 2:03 pm || Up

          TVP?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Glorious Mundy May 11,2015 2:07 pm || Up

            #14. Slipped due to signability concerns.

        • sslinger May 11,2015 2:13 pm || Up

          Ariel Prieto?

        • dmoas May 11,2015 2:28 pm || Up

          Rick Monday was the first ever drafted.

        • colin May 11,2015 2:31 pm || Up

          Mulder?

        • Glorious Mundy May 11,2015 2:37 pm || Up

          Side note: this guy is the most aptly named A’s first rounder.

        • AV May 11,2015 2:37 pm || Up

          the yankees thigh cheater guy who tried to make the california angels cool by posing with sunglasses in their look-who-we-got posters the 80s.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy May 11,2015 2:52 pm || Up

            Yes. The YouTube clip of that play is worth it just for the umpires’ uniforms.

            • AV May 11,2015 8:38 pm || Up

              i forgot about the turtlenecks.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade May 11,2015 8:44 pm || Up

                The ump with the burgundy jacket and turtleneck has the same hair-and-stache look that AJ Griffin has going tonight.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Thunderbutt May 11,2015 2:43 pm || Up

          Grieve?

          There is always a score.
          • AV May 11,2015 2:45 pm || Up

            yes. almost every day.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy May 11,2015 2:53 pm || Up

            Yep. You guys got the four easy ones.

        • Future Ed May 11,2015 3:47 pm || Up

          rick monday

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • vignette17 May 11,2015 3:56 pm || Up

          I got Monday and Mulder Guessed Prieto and Zito.

        • Glorious Mundy May 12,2015 8:22 pm || Up

          The A’s picked Pete Broberg #2 overall in 1968. He didn’t sign. Thurman Munson would have been the better pick in retrospect.

          Monday, Reggie, Grieve, and Mulder were the others.

          • Thunderbutt May 12,2015 8:28 pm || Up

            Yeah, wouldn’t have got Broberg ever, seeing as I’ve never heard of the man.

            There is always a score.

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