Game 15: Some guys in green and gold ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 15: Some guys in green and gold 221

Early contender for oddball lineup of the year.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

221 thoughts on “Game 15: Some guys in green and gold

  1. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:12 pm

    LET’S GO OAKLAND!

    There is always a score.
  2. 5Aces Apr 21,2015 7:13 pm

    So, whatsthematterwithGentry?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:20 pm || Up

      cahna cost us 2 runs last night. I give him a pass.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:14 pm

    And no move to get some middle infield help.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Jennifer Apr 21,2015 7:20 pm || Up

      Are we still talking about LAST YEAR?

    • dmoas Apr 21,2015 7:21 pm || Up

      This early in the season it should be a no brainer to DL him. Give him his two weeks off to get shit settled and healed so that it doesn’t become a chronic issue throughout the season. But no, rush back and make it worse.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 7:26 pm || Up

      Joey Wendle hit a home run tonight. Just saying.

    • ptbnl Apr 21,2015 7:54 pm || Up

      I thought we called up Addison Russell?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:19 pm

    Cody Ross in the 5 hole. Sagh.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:19 pm

    at least ross cares that he struck out

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  6. Soaker Apr 21,2015 7:19 pm

    The Canha-Gentry-Ross outfield guarantees that the argument about the semantics of “batting around” won’t bleed over into this game thread.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Apr 21,2015 7:22 pm || Up

      That’s good, I was really beginning to worry about how obviously blatantly wrong some people were. :P

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:25 pm || Up

        Chortle!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:20 pm

    I have a bad feeling about lefties in this series

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  8. mother pucker Apr 21,2015 7:21 pm

    This Cody Ross thing is not funny anymore.

  9. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:26 pm

    Siddown fish.

    There is always a score.
  10. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:27 pm

    how was the last pitch to trout not a strike? what are the mikes complaining about?

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  11. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:30 pm

    Siddown Al.

    There is always a score.
  12. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:31 pm

    that might have been low

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  13. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 7:31 pm

    Not a strike, but still, shuddup, Scioscia.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:34 pm || Up

      When Scioscia finally gets fired or retires I’m not sure there will ever be another manager I loathe as much.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:33 pm

    Shouldn’t their thunderstix be red?

    There is always a score.
    • andeux Apr 21,2015 7:34 pm || Up

      TWSS

      TINSTAAFK
      • Jennifer Apr 21,2015 7:51 pm || Up

        I had to explain to someone at the concert Saturday why they shouldn’t use the term “thunder clap” to describe anything. I make friends by describing angry vaginas.

      • Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:51 pm || Up

        That works also if I had posted “Why are their thunderstix yellow?”

        There is always a score.
  15. Soaker Apr 21,2015 7:34 pm

    Pom-Poms strikes out Trout, Pujols and Freese but needs 21 pitches to do it on a night when we’d like to see him get at least 19 or 20 outs.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 7:39 pm

    Russell 0-5 with 3Ks. And they moved him to second base. We sure dodged a bullet with that guy.

  17. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:40 pm

    why is sogard playing?

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    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 7:40 pm || Up

      You got another idea?

      • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:43 pm || Up

        dl Hahn and bring up wendel? two lefties this series skipping a turn

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      • MikeV Apr 21,2015 7:46 pm || Up

        Can we get Russell back? We don’t even have Submargarine anymore.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:46 pm || Up

        I think that was your idea though

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:43 pm || Up

      Because one time Billy Beane blasphemed the god of middle infielders and got us cursed.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:43 pm || Up

      good AB at least

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  18. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 7:43 pm

    …otoh if we beat Santiago with this bunch…

    There is always a score.
  19. colin Apr 21,2015 7:49 pm

    Is there something wrong with Gentry? Or is this just a tough slump that looks worse because it’s coming at the start of the season?

    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:51 pm || Up

      his on base percentage is 100 points higher than his batting average, he’s fine

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    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 7:52 pm || Up

      I’m going to say tough slump made to look worse by sporadic playing time.

      • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:54 pm || Up

        look at it this way, he is guaranteed to have a healthy year

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  20. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:50 pm

    AYBAR!

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  21. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:56 pm

    the way theses crafty lefties are working this game will be played into tomorrow

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  22. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:58 pm

    dammit.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:03 pm

    Slow game is slow.

  24. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:03 pm

    you are kidding me right?

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    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:04 pm || Up

      seriously

    • Soaker Apr 21,2015 8:04 pm || Up

      That’s like giving up a 3-run homer to FKing Sogard.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. ptbnl Apr 21,2015 8:04 pm

    Anyone want to try for the obscenity-filled rant record?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  26. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:05 pm

    if pomerantz hits a chair tonight, do we lose olson?

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  27. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:08 pm

    This inning was over. Our guys were walking off the field and everything.

  28. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:08 pm

    hark! a break!

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  29. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:10 pm

    if pujols gets on, they bat around

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  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:12 pm

    Has he gone full to every single batter?

  31. MikeV Apr 21,2015 8:14 pm

    try not to punch a FKing wall again pomz

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  32. Soaker Apr 21,2015 8:14 pm

    At least if Cody Ross blows out his arm pitching mop-up tonight nobody will give a shit.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:16 pm || Up

      I am trying to do the math on this one. ALverez for 2, then scribner for 1, eof and abad?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Soaker Apr 21,2015 8:26 pm

    Uh, Roxy, if Cowgill, Ross and Rickey all bat right and throw left it is specifically not a “unique” combination.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:35 pm || Up

      Argh, that’s infuriating. I wish the ghost of Bill King would slap him for that one.

      • Soaker Apr 21,2015 8:39 pm || Up

        Unfortunately, the more I hear Roxy, the more I think he should stick to his college football and basketball work.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:40 pm || Up

        inferior schooling

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  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 8:41 pm

    It kind of seems like Lawrie would be a better shortstop than Semien is.

  35. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 8:45 pm

    wow, the angels really let pomeranz off the hook.

    and geeze one lousy pitch to one lousy batter…

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  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 8:52 pm

    Ugh, some mighty hapless at-bats from the good guys.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:01 pm

    Pomeranz staggers through 5 innings, but after all the generally excellent starting pitching these last two nights have been a couple of clunkers.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:12 pm || Up

      bad and unlucky is no way to go through life son

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 9:16 pm || Up

      And also the A’s are unlikely to remain one of the top 3 hitting teams in the AL.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 9:19 pm

    This game is the shits.

  39. lenscrafters Apr 21,2015 9:19 pm

    Like last year, the vs LHP lineup is probably gonna be a problem all year, which is exacerbated by Zobrist’s absence tonight.

    A lot rides on unproven guys like Phegley, Canha, and Semien. The strongest A’s hitters besides Butler, Vogt and Davis, won’t be playing or would be severely handicapped. The rest are guys who simply can’t hit anymore (Gentry, Ross), and a total wildcard in Lawrie who has not looked good at all against either handed pitchers.

    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:23 pm || Up

      I do wonder what coco will do.

      Coco and zobrist instead of Vogt and sogaard is better

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Apr 21,2015 9:31 pm || Up

        You misspelled Gentry and Ross.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:33 pm || Up

          I completely blocked them out of my mind

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      • lenscrafters Apr 21,2015 9:41 pm || Up

        Coco’s had a 80 wRC+ against lefties since 2012. That might still be better than some of what they’re currently throwing out there but it’s not going to help much.

  40. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:22 pm

    at 6-1 in the 6th, the A’s don’t HAVE to bring the infield in vince

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  41. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 9:23 pm

    Houston’s reign of terror atop the AL West is looking like it will continue for another day.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:37 pm || Up

      Make that for two more days! The Seattle bullpen is not so hot right now either.

  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 9:25 pm

    Damn, this is avert-my-eyes ugly. So I’m thinking I’ll avert them now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:32 pm || Up

      it passed that long ago. now its in the must see what comedy befalls the team before the epic 11 run 9th

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:25 pm

    Gentry adds an error and has a great chance at the Golden Sombrero.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  44. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:26 pm

    wow. this will straighten out our pythag

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    • colin Apr 22,2015 6:30 am || Up

      As of this morning*, bbref still has the A’s at 9-6 by pythag.

      *I’m like 80% sure that those standings have been updated to include last night’s blowout.

      • elcroata Apr 22,2015 6:34 am || Up

        The A’s are 74:60 in runs, good for Pythag .603 W%, so yes.

        Because survival is insufficient
  45. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:27 pm

    vince

    “and they have batted around for the second time”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:27 pm

    Vince just said the Angels have “batted around for the second time tonight”. Aybar was the eighth batter in this inning.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  47. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:28 pm

    aw come on colin, you gotta try to score that

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  48. Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:29 pm

    Keystone Kops stuff now.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  49. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:29 pm

    vince: ground ball up th emiddle and through, sogard up with it…”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:29 pm

    cal has made a poor showing defensively this series

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 9:33 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:34 pm || Up

      If they insist on continuing to play Canha in the outfield it will never be very good. The Semien part is addressed below.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  51. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 9:30 pm

    Semien is a mess out there.

    • Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:32 pm || Up

      I like his raw ability and think he will be a pretty good MLB shortstop if they stick with him. But it’s going to be a tough couple of months while he gets those reps. He should get them, because where’s the alternative?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  52. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 9:34 pm

    Ptui.

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:36 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:41 pm || Up

      been waiting years for you to say something remotely negative

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  53. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:35 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:47 pm

    Good grief, no, not Abad. WE WANT CODY! WE WANT CODY!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:50 pm || Up

      when was our last position player?

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      • Soaker Apr 21,2015 9:52 pm || Up

        Frank Menechino, 2000-07-18

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 9:56 pm || Up

          We probably don’t have any scabs on the roster to use this time.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:53 pm

    cody ross could have served up a homer

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  56. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:54 pm

    drop the mask josh

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  57. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:55 pm

    its not the 8th?

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  58. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 9:56 pm

    I stopped watching, are we winning yet?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  59. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 9:57 pm

    no shut out for you guys!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Soaker Apr 21,2015 10:03 pm

    Ross does have a MLB pitching record, and a 0.00 career ERA at that.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  61. Future Ed Apr 21,2015 10:04 pm

    gameday quit on my phone. still bottom 7 10-1

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  62. Soaker Apr 21,2015 10:05 pm

    GOLDEN SOMBRERO!! (digs up Tijuana Taxi on Youtube)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  63. elcroata Apr 21,2015 10:10 pm

    Nice of the A’s to join our discussion about the batting around

    Because survival is insufficient
  64. MikeV Apr 21,2015 10:15 pm

    Ike Davis is pitching

    are you fucking kidding me

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:48 pm || Up

      Maybe try him in a higher leverage situation next time.

  65. lenscrafters Apr 21,2015 10:16 pm

    This performance by the bullpen should help even up their Clutch score at least.

  66. Soaker Apr 21,2015 10:17 pm

    Eighth time in Oakland A’s history.

    Jeff Newman – 1977
    Wayne Gross – 1983
    Garry Hancock – 1984
    Mark Wagner – 1984
    Vance Law – 1991
    Kevin Seitzer – 1993
    Frank Menechino – 2000
    Ike Davis – 2015

    (Page 656, 2015 media guide)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Apr 21,2015 10:19 pm || Up

      Cumulative record including Davis’ 1-2-3 inning:

      9-1/3 innings, 12 hits, 4 runs (all yielded by Menechino), 3 walks, 2 strickouts.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  67. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:29 pm

    This still isn’t over?

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:30 pm || Up

      Nevermind. I guess gameday just decided “FK it” and walked off the job after the 8th.

  68. Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:50 pm

    Can we get Venditte up in this team now? Surely there’s some deadwood on the 40 man.

    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 11:53 pm || Up

      alverez has lovely hair, but 3 options. jazz hands won’t be worse.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  69. vignette17 Apr 22,2015 9:12 am

    Donaldson .345/.403/.600 174 wRC+ 0.8 WAR

    Lawrie .250/.300/.339 80 wRC+ 0.1 WAR
    Graveman 6.94 ERA 7.10 FIP 5.93 xFIP -0.3 WAR
    Barreto .152/.204/.261 29 wRC+
    Nolin DNP

    I honestly think that trade might become Beane’s worst in his career. Russell at least begat Semien.

    • Soaker Apr 22,2015 9:22 am || Up

      For now we must take our SSS solace at first base.

      Davis .317/.396/.488 149wRC+ 0.4 WAR $3.8 million

      Moss .143/.268/.286 65 wRC+ -0.1 WAR $6.5 million

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • colin Apr 22,2015 10:13 am || Up

        Butler is looking pretty decent too: .375/.435/.554 181 wRC+ 0.7 WAR even with DH penalty

        If the 2015 A’s go down in flames, there might be teams out there who see the extra two years on Butler’s deal as a bonus.

        • elcroata Apr 22,2015 10:21 am || Up

          That .422 BABIP is not gonna last

          Because survival is insufficient
          • colin Apr 22,2015 10:30 am || Up

            No, but he seems to be recovering from last season’s power outage.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2015 10:44 am || Up

              My eyeball scouting says that he has been hitting the ball exceptionally hard.

              • vignette17 Apr 22,2015 11:20 am || Up

                The eyeball scout in me says the guy who’s been robbed the most has been Semien. I feel like he’s had multiple hard hits to the OF either right at a fielder or chased down.

                I still think his defense will eventually come around but that hasn’t done too well so far.

                • andeux Apr 22,2015 11:23 am || Up

                  Slusser just retweeted this a few minutes ago:

                  TINSTAAFK
            • elcroata Apr 22,2015 11:18 am || Up

              Might be. But if you replace his 2015 BABIP with his career norm of ~.320 you end up with a line of .295/.360/.455, very similar to his 2011 line when he was a 1 WAR player (albeit in a slightly more hitter’s park)

              Because survival is insufficient
            • elcroata May 31,2015 2:20 am || Up

              Not anymore

              Because survival is insufficient
          • nevermoor Apr 22,2015 12:23 pm || Up

            For a man with his speed?!?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • elcroata May 31,2015 2:20 am || Up

            It didn’t

            Because survival is insufficient
      • andeux Apr 22,2015 11:10 am || Up

        Chris Young, .344/.432/.844, 242 wRC+, 0.8 WAR, $2.5 M

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2015 11:22 am || Up

          Oh my god.

        • 5Aces Apr 22,2015 1:01 pm || Up

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Apr 22,2015 1:29 pm || Up

            my thoughts exactly

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            • 5Aces Apr 22,2015 5:01 pm || Up

              It was weird. I tried typing the comment like 4 times and it wouldnt take.

              I decided the universe knew much better than I did how to express my CY25 rage.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Soaker Apr 22,2015 5:04 pm || Up

                Isn’t the problem with the greater than and less than punctuation being interpreted as tags? I use parentheses instead, so:

                (buys large gun and airplane ticket)

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • nevermoor Apr 22,2015 5:05 pm || Up

                  or:

                  < buys large gun and airplane ticket >

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • 5Aces Apr 22,2015 5:11 pm || Up

                  < feels like an idiot for forgetting about that >

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • andeux Apr 22,2015 5:11 pm || Up

                  or:
                  <buys large gun and airplane ticket>

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Apr 22,2015 5:18 pm || Up

                  This may even work:

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • nevermoor Apr 22,2015 5:18 pm || Up

                  Nope.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata May 31,2015 2:21 am || Up

          Well, that was fun while it lasted.

          Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata May 31,2015 2:19 am || Up

        No solace there anymore either

        Because survival is insufficient
    • lenscrafters Apr 22,2015 11:17 am || Up

      Gah.

      Apropos of nothing, the Padres must be pretty satisfied with their moves so far:

      Norris: .321/.345/.446
      Middlebrooks: .259/.295/.500
      Upton: .315/.356/.574
      Myers: .313/.343/.453
      Kemp: .361/.394/.541

      • elcroata May 31,2015 2:25 am || Up

        More of a mixed bag now.
        (wRC+)
        Norris 116
        Middlebrooks 93
        Upton 154
        Myers 132 (injured)
        Kemp 72

        And then, there’s defense.

        Because survival is insufficient
        • lenscrafters May 31,2015 10:03 am || Up

          That Kemp move looks absolutely horrid.

          Also, you may want to flag this for inflammatory meta.

          • andeux May 31,2015 10:09 am || Up

            Nothing has changed.

            TINSTAAFK
          • ptbnl May 31,2015 10:10 am || Up

            I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but … wow, what a petty spiteful ignorant fuckface.

            I guess being off by an order of magnitude is consistent too.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • elcroata May 31,2015 3:09 pm || Up

              Counting is for people who don’t have the feel for the game.

              Because survival is insufficient
            • elcroata May 31,2015 3:23 pm || Up

              And as others said – it shouldn’t surprise me, but I do find it sad that he repeatedly goes after my work, throwing absolutely false statements and knowing I will not go back there to correct him.

              Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed May 31,2015 10:12 am || Up

            holy fucking shit

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed May 31,2015 10:17 am || Up

            I logged on, flagged it as inappropriate and made this comment.

            I thought meta was banned? and its being a petty asshole for no fucking reason

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            • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 11:01 am || Up

              Did it get deleted already? I don’t see it.

              • James V. May 31,2015 11:04 am || Up

                I see it, but in case anyone else can’t, Alan Torres (aka Cuppingmaster) reminisced about Bojan’s work, specifically the old Carlos Gonzalez piece, and Nico commented:

                Reality reminder: He wrote like 4 articles ever.

                They were great but they were mostly that one.

                After another comment, he added:

                Yeah, I’m just always amused at the revisionist history

                when people say “He wrote such great stuff! Remember the ‘God on the Mountain’ piece?” He wrote something like a post every 2 years — that “God on the Mountain” one and…um…and…er…a couple other ones.

                I know SBN’s way has gone fully over to “quantity over quality,” but Nico didn’t have to be so obvious about proving it.

                • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 11:07 am || Up

                  No I see all that, but not Ed’s comment. But I guess maybe Ed means he commented in the flagging process. I never flagged anybody so I don’t know how that works.

                • Jennifer May 31,2015 11:11 am || Up

                  Ed has to run over to Nico’s house and throw a yellow flag on his keyboard.

                • James V. May 31,2015 11:11 am || Up

                  Oh, Ed flagged it and you can’t see those comments.

                • Future Ed May 31,2015 11:19 am || Up

                  so I made a comment. I don’t use the email address associated with that account anymore, so I won’t know anything about this until he says something that dumb again in a few years and I try to log in

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • James V. May 31,2015 11:25 am || Up

                  Ed’s comment, for as long as it’s visible:

                  meta un banned now?

                  how petty is this?

                  do you really think this comment adds to the discussion that was occurring? seriously, what is wrong with you?

                • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 11:32 am || Up

                  Nico is one of the most “above the fray” people associated with this website.

                  Tagline?

                • James V. May 31,2015 11:40 am || Up

                  That guy reminds me of me sometime before the whole “E-MAIL ME” thing took off.

                • Future Ed May 31,2015 11:45 am || Up

                  ha! good lord. and he chooses to stay above the fray

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • James V. May 31,2015 11:46 am || Up

                  Nico replied to that, too. Someone ought to remind him this isn’t the first time he took a shot at the lie that Bojan hardly ever wrote anything for AN.

                • Future Ed May 31,2015 11:49 am || Up

                  so the comment will stay I assume

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • James V. May 31,2015 11:52 am || Up

                  You’ll probably get a strike for meta.

                • James V. May 31,2015 11:53 am || Up

                  Or maybe 5Aces will. :-)

                • 5Aces May 31,2015 12:00 pm || Up

                  That aces guy is a moron.

                  “righting”…I dont know if I can edit comments over there but no way will I change that. gives me SBN bro credibility…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • 5Aces May 31,2015 11:53 am || Up

                  I hate that I cant just stay away. I really feel petty and stupid commenting. I even told myself I was going to act like an adult, smirk and walk on. But the above the fray just was too much.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Jennifer May 31,2015 12:25 pm || Up

                  ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

                • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 12:45 pm || Up

                  Appropriate, since that song is about how great it feels to give into one’s inner asshole.

                • Future Ed May 31,2015 12:32 pm || Up

                  I am ok being a dick when he says shit like that

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ptbnl May 31,2015 1:20 pm || Up

                  No tag line please.

                  The only fray Nico is remotely above is Walder.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nevermoor May 31,2015 9:37 pm || Up

                  I vote against explicitly **-referential taglines, but I also don’t prevent anything.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 10:06 pm || Up

                  I was being ironic anyway.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2015 11:09 am || Up

                  Nico’s right in a sense: When your website doesn’t publish anything interesting for five years, the stuff that came before is all the more memorable.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • 5Aces May 31,2015 11:56 am || Up

                  Now that is a comment to make: “4 good articles? Thats like a year’s worth now…”

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Future Ed May 31,2015 11:11 am || Up

                in the flag comment box. not where it would be deleted… but maybe I should

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy May 31,2015 10:58 am || Up

            Amazing

          • James V. May 31,2015 10:58 am || Up

            Seriously, fuck Nico.

            And I’d rather have a rare piece from Bojan than any of Nico’s vapid bullshit.

            • ptbnl May 31,2015 11:09 am || Up

              40 posts over about 3 years … once a month isn’t that rare!

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • James V. May 31,2015 11:16 am || Up

                Here’s the other thing. AFAIK, Bojan was never asked to hold any particular writing schedule on AN. I’m pretty sure the arrangement was always that they’d welcome anything he had to write whenever he had something to write about, so for Nico to play this passive-aggressive “He never wrote anything and when he did it was great but always the same thing!” crap is really low…and exactly what I’ve come to expect from him.

          • AV May 31,2015 3:31 pm || Up

            ugh. i’m such an asshole. to me! tried. but couldn’t stop myself from commenting.

            maybe it’ll be that workaround i’ve been looking for on how to delete AN from my SBN blog memberships.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • James V. May 31,2015 3:39 pm || Up

              Hey, I’d have gone and rubbed his nose in it myself if I hadn’t been banned way back when.

            • elcroata May 31,2015 3:48 pm || Up

              Thanks (and to others) for stepping up. I will not go back there, ever, but I do appreciate when the lies he spreads are being countered by facts. I know not every piece was as popular as that about Carlos Gonzalez, but it’s not like none of the other ones were well received. If we go by recs, in those 40 posts I wrote, I averaged 19 per post. I checked now, in more than three years since I left there were thirteen posts all together to even reach that number.

              Because survival is insufficient
          • MikeV Jun 1,2015 1:38 pm || Up

            What a fucking piece of shit.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • nevermoor Jun 1,2015 1:57 pm || Up

              After a while time starts making memories hazy and I wonder if it was all that bad, or just e-drama. Then I remember the dude is an unrepentant petty dickhead.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata May 31,2015 2:57 pm || Up

          Wow, I saw 30+ new comments in this thread and thought to myself I must have had a spelling mistake in one of the stat comments

          I think the fact that he can’t stay away from making such comments about me tells more about him than about what I did there. As James writes below, I never entered any kind of agreement with AN or even hinted a promise or willingness to write on any schedule.

          Having said that, and as ptbnl writes, I did write more than one post. In fact, if you go to ny of them, you will find this:

          Because survival is insufficient
          • James V. May 31,2015 2:59 pm || Up

            I knew my memory wasn’t off the mark on this one.

          • ptbnl Jun 1,2015 3:04 pm || Up

            I think the fact that he can’t stay away from making such comments about me tells more about him than about what I did there.

            “We’ve always been at war with Croatia.”

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nevermoor Jun 1,2015 3:07 pm || Up

              doubleplustrue

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Apr 22,2015 12:24 pm || Up

      does that include defense?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin Apr 22,2015 12:31 pm || Up

        It looks like fangraphs hasn’t added any UZR numbers into their WAR calculation yet for 2015. It does include positional adjustment though. Lawrie actually gets an extra 0.1 runs for position adjustment, because Donaldson made one start at DH.

    • elcroata May 31,2015 2:18 am || Up

      Donaldson is already up to 3 WAR.

      Graveman and Lawrie still add up to nothing, Nolin had some so-so to OK short stints in the AAA. At least Barreto has been doing well.

      Because survival is insufficient
  70. Englishmajor Apr 22,2015 5:45 pm

    The only good thing about this game was that the TV broadcast, in showing us the producer who nearly got hit with a foul ball, also gave us a nice view of the press box Wi-Fi login information taped to the wall behind him. So for the next time you’re at the Big A: username MLBPress, password MediaWiFi@cc#ss.

    • Future Ed Apr 22,2015 5:51 pm || Up

      bookmarked

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Apr 22,2015 5:55 pm || Up

        Wouldnt it stand to treason they may use a similar set up everywhere? That way media folks dont have to remember a dozen or so passwords? Someone should try in a stadium near you.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Apr 22,2015 6:01 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Englishmajor Apr 23,2015 2:09 pm || Up

          It’s possible. Though some of us who took a tour of the Coliseum press box during FanFest in 2014 obtained their WiFi password in much the same way, and it was different. The signal only worked in 216 or the West Side Club, and they changed the password midway through the year, but it was sweet while it lasted.

    • Thunderbutt Apr 22,2015 7:07 pm || Up

      Nice catch!

      There is always a score.
    • Englishmajor Jun 1,2015 5:52 pm || Up

      And the only good thing about the latest AN mini-meta-drama was that it generated enough comments that I came back here and found this password, since I will be at the Big A in less than two weeks. I’m going to try it at the Coliseum too, because I think the MLBPress account shows up when I’m in 216.

      • elcroata Jun 1,2015 10:37 pm || Up

        ha!

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Englishmajor Jun 2,2015 4:34 pm || Up

          I was going to log in to AN to recommend everyone’s smart remarks in that thread, but apparently I did a better job deleting my account than I realized.

  71. ptbnl Apr 22,2015 7:20 pm

    Just realized that was the Angels first home win of the season :-(

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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