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I’m a wee bit manic right now, watching the 1975 All Star Game in lieu of access to the Cubs and Cardinals, which I was totally willing to pay for, but due to MLB being bastards and not taking my money, I’m not.

All these 1975 commercials make me want to own a Buick Skylark.

All these funky post-psychedelic bumpers make me want to have a horn section on retainer.

\"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

87 thoughts on “Opening Days Lounge

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2015 6:29 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:31 pm || Up

      Weren’t ALL Skylarks delivered by hand by Johnny Carson for a model year or two?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:30 pm

    I just wanna say this… Having a secure job, a secure place to live, a viable future, and people who you love and love you, takes care of about 95% of mental illness issues. The more of those that are in flux, the easier it is to fall out of balance and shit gets fucked up.

    “Having trouble coping? Try Big Pharma’s new drug, ‘Scandinavian Style Socialism’. Ask your doctor.”

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:33 pm

    Now there’s a Schlitz ad with a funk horn section and big buffalo herds.

    THE BUFFALO ARE COMING BACK BECAUSE SO?MEBODY CARED!
    ISN’T THAT WHAT LIFE’S ALL ABOUT? CARING?
    THAT’S WHAT WE AT SCHLITZ BELIEVE.

    I feel so fucking LOVED. At least, until Joe Garagiola shows up again.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:35 pm || Up

      Joe Garagiola WAS the pregame show.
      He’s doing the color commentary.
      He’s in at least ONE ad in EVERY break (usually him pimping the WORST looking set of Chryslers in their existence)
      and frankly, I think I want to get into a duel with him with those cardboard tubes from the center of a roll of wrapping paper as weapons.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Apr 5,2015 11:35 pm || Up

      beer is good.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:37 pm

    The 1975 All Star Game was like a weird A’s home game in Milwaukee where Bill Lee just happened to be in town and got the umpires too stoned to notice that the A’s were all wearing different uniform combinations and the Brewers were all wearing replica uniforms of their favorite fellow NL players.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  5. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:38 pm

    Busby Balked!!!

    (that is SUCH a band name. Jennifer would like that band. Their downtempo singles might even make her shed the odd tear once in a while, albeit she’d never admit it.)

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  6. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 6:39 pm

    People be all like:

    Oh shit, there’s a new lounge with a lot of comments. Bed must be here.

    Oh, it’s just Kay.

    (slinks away, leaving a trail of valuable coupons)

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed Apr 5,2015 7:12 pm || Up

      does anone remember the A’s commercial in about 1980 where there was a guy at a computer inputing weather, team info in and getting a dot matrix print out of the A’s color combination for the day?

      I can’t find it on you tube

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 7:19 pm || Up

        I read a Uni Watch article about it about five years back.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Apr 5,2015 11:36 pm || Up

        ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Apr 5,2015 11:37 pm || Up

          that first voiceover line, tho.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2015 8:53 am || Up

          Excellent. It even has Vucinich.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 11:03 am || Up

            Who was that next to Langford? Mike Norris? Murphy?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 11:01 am || Up

        I would love to see that.

        Does anyone remember a set of commercials for Billy Ball set to the tune of “Charlie Brown”? Ive never been able to find them but I know I couldnt have made that up. I was too young for drugs then.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • AV Apr 6,2015 11:14 am || Up

          charlie brown vince guaraldi?

          or charlie brown the coasters?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 11:25 am || Up

            The Coasters.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • AV Apr 6,2015 11:39 am || Up

              the best i can do right now:

              He walks off of first base
              Cool and slow
              Everybody in the park knows he’s gonna go

              Billy Ball
              Billy Ball
              Billy Ball
              A’s baseball
              He’s gonna steal home, just you wait and see
              [Umpire’s voice yells “You’re outta here!” followed by Billy Martin’s spoken verse]
              “Why is everybody always picking on me?”

              Pulling double steals
              Playing hit-and-run
              Decoying the catcher is tricky but it’s fun

              Billy Ball
              Billy Ball
              Billy Ball
              A’s baseball
              He’s gonna steal home, just you wait and see
              (“You’re outta here!”)
              “Why is everybody always picking on me?”

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 2:20 pm || Up

                Yep-That is totally it. At least I’m not insane-or you are a figment of my imagination. And I think that insane would be cool.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2015 6:56 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 7:12 pm

    Yay, I finally got MLB to take my money!!!

    Only to find the video of the game is blacked out due to it being ESPN turf.

    At least I got radio of it, tho, and all the games tomorrow while at work.

    I’ll have a TON of leeway to have baseball on while at work. I love my job.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • colin Apr 5,2015 7:51 pm || Up

      I was getting caught up with the lounge and was about to warn you about the blackout.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 8:05 pm || Up

        That’s okay.

        Even if I can’t get around the A’s and Giants blackouts with a VPN, I’m still happy to be able to follow the NL and have radio access to all games.

        I think the 2015 season has the potential to be historic on the level of the 1975 season (if we get a good 7 game world series), except that the social upheaval of the times won’t be as much reflected in the players as in the crowds.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • ptbnl Apr 5,2015 8:42 pm || Up

          Hola works.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Apr 5,2015 8:47 pm || Up

            thats zen mate

            puncutate how you want

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 5,2015 8:41 pm || Up

        ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 8:10 pm

    I am probably the happiest right now I’ve been in a LONG time.

    There’s been stress at my job, but I’ve gotten assurances that I’m a core member of the team, rather than a filler for a program that needs a warm body.

    Plus, the exercises I’m creating for group therapy at work are super useful, and we’re thinking about publishing a workbook. It’s kind of a funny way to back my way into becoming a published author. (I always figured it would be through me asking my Free Kraut friends and frenemies to hook me up with a literary agent)

    And it’s baseball season again to boot, and I have a paycheck, so I can blow a hundred plus bucks on purchasing season access and not even feel guilty.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ptbnl Apr 5,2015 8:42 pm || Up

      Such good news – I’m really happy and pleased for you.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 9:33 pm || Up

        Thank you, good sir.

        Also, as a bonus for everybody, notice we had the first meta/drama-free offseason EVER?

        Muahahahahah!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • colin Apr 6,2015 5:30 am || Up

          That’s why it’s been so quiet.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 6,2015 10:42 am || Up

          Huh, you’re right. I don’t remember any real rabbles being roused

          • AV Apr 6,2015 11:08 am || Up

            that’s because FSU didn’t grill us that joe buck article with its rabbithole till now.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Apr 6,2015 12:10 pm || Up

            we were wearing our helmets in preparation for meta this winter

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 11:05 am || Up

          Good news: no drama
          Bad news: we are so small there is no drama

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Englishmajor Apr 6,2015 11:43 am || Up

            We are, however, (collectively, and regardless of gender identity) a bad mama jama.
            https://youtube.com/watch?v=wSzWFI4UZeA%3Frel%3D0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2015 12:11 pm || Up

              Awesome! So freaking awesome!

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 2:22 pm || Up

                Now I’m totally jealous for not being there.

                Best part for me-all these fine young people with their white footwear choices.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Englishmajor Apr 8,2015 7:21 pm || Up

                  I should make clear this is from 2013, Gus had reposted it on FB — I remembered seeing the video but I’d forgotten it was his.

            • batgirl Apr 6,2015 6:36 pm || Up

              Love it!

            • Future Ed Apr 6,2015 6:56 pm || Up

              is that dfa at :40?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • andeux Apr 6,2015 6:59 pm || Up

                Yes, though I read that all hipsters look the same so it’s hard to be totally sure.

                TINSTAAFK
            • sslinger Apr 6,2015 10:14 pm || Up

              Dang, that’s fine!

    • Future Ed Apr 5,2015 8:50 pm || Up

      can i have $5?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • batgirl Apr 6,2015 6:51 am || Up

      Good for you! I like happy people!

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 6,2015 10:42 am || Up

      Great to hear!

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2015 8:35 pm

    Hallelujah, baseball season is starting again. My life goes better with baseball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Apr 5,2015 9:31 pm || Up

      Last season sucked all my enthusiasm for baseball dry. It feels so strange how little I give a shit about it. I haven’t felt this way since the 80s.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 5,2015 9:35 pm || Up

        I hit a baseball low last year.

        This year, I’m super excited about the NL. There are so many good teams. Should be a race for the ages.

        Plus, if the A’s are healthy, they’ll be in the mix too. If they’re not healthy, did I mention it should be a banner year for the NL?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2015 9:53 pm || Up

        Cool, so you’ll have no reason to complain this year.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Apr 5,2015 10:29 pm || Up

        Get out of my head.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 6,2015 10:44 am || Up

        A little bit the same, but the effect has been to delay my usual build-up and anticipation for baseball. So now I’m just starting to get into it and it feels like baseball snuck up on me

        • sslinger Apr 7,2015 12:41 am || Up

          I wouldn’t say the season has snuck up on me, but my interest is certainly piqued by the new combinations the A’s have come up with to once again transform the team, while maintaining a certain feel that seems characteristically A’s. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the clubhouse atmosphere referred to as “loose”, but it always comes up in articles about the team and it’s transitions. Like, for years now. Let’s hope for another year of “good chemistry”, i.e. winning.

  11. Jennifer Apr 5,2015 8:40 pm

    Today was weird. My head is spinning.

  12. Jennifer Apr 5,2015 8:40 pm

    So opening day is tomorrow?

    • ptbnl Apr 5,2015 8:44 pm || Up

      Except ESPN insists they play one game tonight.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Apr 5,2015 8:49 pm || Up

        Oh good. Twice as much to not care about.

        • Thunderbutt Apr 5,2015 10:37 pm || Up

          Can’t kill this buzz. If the home team don’t win, it’s a shame, but it’s still BASEBALL BABY! Wooooooooooo!

          Ohhhhh YEAH!

          There is always a score.
          • Jennifer Apr 6,2015 5:39 am || Up

            I’m not meaning to be a downer.

            • 5Aces Apr 6,2015 3:30 pm || Up

              You’re just drawn that way?

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. 5Aces Apr 6,2015 3:29 pm

    What the Duck! The eldest Ace has been accept to Oregon as well as OSU. Now the deciding has to begin.

    Also, any Oregon friends who want to strike some arrangement to have a “roommate” for in state tuition reasons I may reach out to you. (Assuming the new job once it is found doesnt lead me up to Oregon myself…)

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • MikeV Apr 7,2015 8:57 am || Up

      QUACK!

      If you happen to be FB friends with Gigs or Chickie, I’d reach out

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  14. Jennifer Apr 8,2015 11:00 pm

    Surprise night shift! Anyone want to Lounge all night?

  15. Jennifer Apr 9,2015 1:47 am

    FYI – My hair was *killer* today. Thought you should know.

  16. Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2015 2:57 pm

    Anyone know of a good backgammon iOS app? One that doesn’t cheat for the computer? I’m willing to pay actual dollars for said app.

  17. Jennifer Apr 10,2015 4:05 pm

    Welp, add another one to the list of pregnant coworkers. I think I’m literally the only one not knocked up.

  18. Jennifer Apr 11,2015 6:55 pm

    Guys, I had a patient pull off all their toenails in anger. The patient wanted their dressing changed NOW. RIGHT NOW.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 11,2015 8:32 pm || Up

      Are you sure you don’t work in a Federal Supermax prison?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  19. Jennifer Apr 11,2015 6:59 pm

    The best part is the patient laid the toenails on the bed in a design after they were ripped off.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 11,2015 8:32 pm || Up

      Bed would have felt ripped off if the patient hadn’t used them to make a pretty afterwards.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

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