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The Lounge where the second show gets a little blue. 503

The last lounge was getting pretty full and the new Grill should be saved for the serious issues facing us as a nation (well, not that nation). The lounge however should be more about Yahoo Serious. Lounge em’ if you got em’

503 thoughts on “The Lounge where the second show gets a little blue.

  1. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:23 pm

    Muggy with a hint of cinnamon. It’s a good vintage, the grapes that year were earthy yet vigorously endowed.

    But seriously, folks...
  2. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:28 pm

    An Odd Couple remake? Does this mean that in 10 years Matthew Perry is going to reboot Quincy?

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Feb 20,2015 3:51 pm || Up

      i tried watching a couple episodes of quincy recently on netflix. he’s always annoyed and a little too shouty.

      feels like such different times.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • 5Aces Feb 20,2015 5:02 pm || Up

      Ok, so I watched that last night. I love that Trombone Shorty is doing the theme.

      But a complaint: can you really give someone a “developed for television” credit for a show that was already a play, a movie, and has been on TV at least 3 other times IIRC?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:29 pm

    I see that The Mentalist has ended and I never got to see it. I will now forever be not cool enough to watch The Mentalist.

    But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 8:48 pm || Up

      Same concept as Psych, worse execution.

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:50 pm || Up

        I’ve heard it both ways.

        But seriously, folks...
        • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 8:57 pm || Up

          Bed, don’t be exactly half of an eleven-pound black forest ham.

          • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:01 pm || Up

            vignette17, don’t be a a myopic chihuahua.

            But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:31 pm

    Mount Rushmore of Rock Music.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 20,2015 4:14 pm || Up

      Geddy Lee, Neil Peart, the other guy…that’s all I’ve got.

    • Glorious Mundy Feb 20,2015 4:18 pm || Up

      Chuck Berry, John Lennon, Keith Richards, and Ozzy Osborne

    • DFA Feb 20,2015 6:35 pm || Up

      Neil Young Lou Reed Lennon Jack White

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 7:17 pm || Up

        I like Jack White a lot but even Teddy Roosevelt has a better claim to that spot than he does.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • elcroata Feb 20,2015 8:02 pm || Up

          Jack Black

          Because survival is insufficient
        • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 8:12 pm || Up

          Jack gets extra points for being in 39 different bands.

          • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:41 pm || Up

            You could say he’s a…Jack of all trades…I’ll let myself out.

            But seriously, folks...
        • DFA Feb 20,2015 8:37 pm || Up

          Jack White defines rock and roll for me and folks I know that are my age.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Feb 20,2015 8:44 pm || Up

            He was nice to slf once. That is not very rock and or roll

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:46 pm || Up

            If I was going with the generational point of view I guess Cobain would have to be it for aging Gen X’ers such as myself.

            But seriously, folks...
            • DFA Feb 20,2015 9:12 pm || Up

              He kinda was the whole early 2000s indie garage rock thing, which was high school/college for me.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:22 pm || Up

                Nirvana hit when I was 17 and it changed music for my generation. Everyone who knew me was surprised I liked it…I never did wear the flannel shirts however.

                But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Feb 21,2015 7:52 am || Up

                  I had a Nirvana period when I was in high school but it never stuck for me. But their historical significance for people your age is unquestioned.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Feb 22,2015 9:33 am || Up

                  I definitely did

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Feb 22,2015 10:38 am || Up

                  I wore flannel shirts every day in the late 80s. stopped shortly thereafter

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 22,2015 10:42 am || Up

                  I wear ’em now. Very comfortable.

                • AV Feb 22,2015 11:11 am || Up

                  me. right now. all week actually. unless january was more than a week ago.

                  and had to get the knee hole in there. that’s the grunge.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Feb 23,2015 8:08 am || Up

                  I went to pdx for vacation. Packed exclusively flannel.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Feb 23,2015 7:21 pm || Up

                  no coincidence the best flannel brand is from portland.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • colin Feb 21,2015 5:47 am || Up

              Yikes, evidently I’m closer to Bed’s age than DFA’s. Does this mean that I’m about to lose all my hair??

              • ptbnl Feb 21,2015 7:38 am || Up

                Not lost, it’ll just migrate to your back.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Bed Feb 21,2015 2:04 pm || Up

                  With a stopover on your ears.

                  But seriously, folks...
            • Englishmajor Feb 22,2015 4:30 pm || Up

              Are any of you watching Fresh Off The Boat? I think it’s awesome, although I am a bit biased because the kid who has the star part is the son of a Facebook friend. Anyway, one of the episodes had a subplot in which the kid’s cousin comes for a visit and has suddenly gone from hip-hop to grunge.

    • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:02 pm || Up

      For this one I guess there’s an actual Mount Rushmore and a personal Mount Rushmore. There would be no overlap on mine.

      Actual Rock Music Mount Rushmore

      Elvis, Hendrix, Lennon, Jagger

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:05 pm || Up

        Personal Rock Mount Rushmore

        Phil Collins (shocking!), Bruce Hornsby,Tom Petty, Mark Knopfler

        But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:19 pm || Up

        A Rock Band Mount Rushmore seems easier.

        The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin

        But seriously, folks...
        • AV Feb 20,2015 9:58 pm || Up

          pretty sure the revolutionary war was fought to keep something like this from happening.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 10:08 pm || Up

            The British Bands Are Coming…to ROCK YOU!

            But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 7:20 pm || Up

      Lou Reed, Jerry Garcia, Iggy Pop, and David Byrne.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:22 pm || Up

        Well…I like a few Talking Heads songs. I would rather not listen to music than listen to the other fellas.

        But seriously, folks...
    • colin Feb 20,2015 8:01 pm || Up

      David Bowie, Colin Newman, Ian MacKaye, Corin Tucker

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:04 pm || Up

        I’ve heard of one on them…you folks can probably guess which.

        But seriously, folks...
        • colin Feb 23,2015 8:14 am || Up

          Yeah, but you probably prefer the Minor Threat stuff over Fugazi.

          • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 11:44 am || Up

            he’s old school. Teen idols

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:34 pm

    My son decided it would be a good idea to whack me in the eye with his hand this morning…yep, I think I just got my ass kicked by a baby.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Feb 20,2015 4:47 pm || Up

      Mine is trying to break my nose. He has an aggressive headbang and lunge that combine to be really unfortunate.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 6:48 pm || Up

        My daughter never did this to me…I’m pretty sure Baby Phil is trying to replace me in the hierarchy of the house.

        But seriously, folks...
        • nevermoor Feb 22,2015 9:34 am || Up

          He also seems really interested in chest hair removal. So he’s either fashionable or evil.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:37 pm

    If anyone is interested in a two part, eleven hour podcast about the NBA trades made yesterday, Bill Simmons has you covered.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 20,2015 4:15 pm || Up

      *runs to his phone*

      I shamefully listened to all 17 hours of his SNL podcasts this week.

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 6:47 pm || Up

        I’m working my way through the SNL podcasts. I’m a fan…but sometimes a little brevity would be appreciated.

        But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Feb 20,2015 3:43 pm

    I’m usually much more excited about the Oscars than I am this year. I’m going into the show with low expectations so perhaps I’ll be pleasantly surprised. More likely outcome…it’ll be an hour too long, as always, and they’ll rush all the big awards in the last twenty minutes of the show.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Feb 20,2015 4:29 pm || Up

      i can’t wait. it’s the end of that horrible winter anti-tainment / daily overhype season that starts as soon as there’s no more xmas to sell, goes full bore around the super bowl with a range of remember-when slide shows about wardrobe malfunctions and surveys on the 10 best storebought gloops to put in your 7 layer dip, and finally comes to a lingering death in red-carpet-length series of photos of people who look deformed because they were taken with a wide angle lens from 3 feet away. but that’s just me.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Feb 20,2015 4:47 pm || Up

      Haven’t watched a single one since Titanic won.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:14 pm || Up

        I never miss it. To me the fun of it is making snarky comments while it’s on and then complaining about it when it’s over. Hopefully it won’t be boring like last year…I prefer a train wreck over boring.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 7:22 pm || Up

          I also rarely miss the Oscars, at least not since the days when they used to conflict with the NCAA finals. But they are causing much DVR reprogramming vs my usual Sunday night must-sees.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:25 pm || Up

            I’m just doing more and more stuff On Demand. Miss Hawaii still has the main room DVR filled to the brim but I barely use the DVR on my office tv.

            But seriously, folks...
            • DFA Feb 20,2015 8:49 pm || Up

              This multi tv per household thing just is strange to me. Im helping my aunt and uncle clean up my aunts mom’s house after she passed away and they have 5 tvs/cable boxes. How many places do you need to be able to watch tv in one house.

              When I was growing up there was just one tv… in the living room.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:53 pm || Up

                When I was growing up we only had the TV in the living room too. We have three but really only use two of them. We mostly watch TV together but we both have some things the other doesn’t like…sports for her, E for me so it’s good to have an extra TV for those times.

                But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Feb 20,2015 9:16 pm || Up

                  I mean i guess the gf watched the bachlor and I didn’t want to the other day, but A were on computers, which don’t limit you to watching TV and are much more personal, in that im not broadcasting it to the entire room. and B anything that Id want to broadcast to the entire room id want her to be into or be with someone else or otherwise id keep it to a computer with headphones on.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:21 pm || Up

                  I don’t really watch much on my computers. A lot of the time I have the news on or a game while I’m doing some work in my office. We watch a lot of TV right now because we have two little kids so it’s a big mission when we go out.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Feb 21,2015 8:44 am || Up

                  Yeah… I mean I also hate ambient TV. It makes my house feel like a prison. It locks me in and I cant do anything else. Radio/podcasts works for me, but tv doesn’t.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Feb 22,2015 9:36 am || Up

                  I think you’re right that its a technology thing. Same as how luxury hotels designed in the 80s/90s have TVs everywhere (over tub, for example). Now, if we ever get a second it would be to go by the treadmill, but the iPad/netflix is doing just fine for us.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • 5Aces Feb 22,2015 3:35 pm || Up

                  For us it really was/is for the kids. When we dont want to watch Sam and Cat or whatever the new Nick show is this year all day, they can watch in their room. I am now a bit over a year with just one TV for the adults and it works fine.

                  The tablet can work good for some things, as can music on the computer, etc. But I cannot do podcasts to save my life. Same with books on audio. I think it is mostly my hearing issues. When people are talking I want to know what they said so having it as a background makes little sense. I tried to do the Simmons cast years ago but after having to rewind parts 4-5 times I gve it up.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • DFA Feb 23,2015 8:11 am || Up

                  Maybe Im weird, but when I was a kid I didn’t consume TV that way.

                  I got Batman with adam west on Sat mornings and like an hour of pbs/power rangers, and that was about it.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Feb 23,2015 8:12 am || Up

                  oh and i got to stay up late and watch star trek tng sometimes!

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Bed Feb 22,2015 10:05 pm || Up

                  Most of the time I have the news or a game on without the sound on. I just like to glance at it from time to time. I like silence when I work at home…I rarely get it, but I like it.

                  But seriously, folks...
      • AV Feb 20,2015 10:02 pm || Up

        high school for me.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Feb 20,2015 8:02 pm || Up

      My wife is a die-hard Oscars watcher, but I am usually bored out of my mind. This year I have tickets to see Sleater-Kinney instead!

      • AV Feb 20,2015 10:00 pm || Up

        awesome.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • sslinger Feb 21,2015 1:21 pm || Up

          Indeed, looking forward to see what you think of the show. We have to wait until May!

          • colin Feb 23,2015 8:34 am || Up

            It was awesome, of course. Corin’s voice still rips the place apart.

            They played a lot of stuff off the new album unsurprisingly, but plenty of classics too — Words and Guitar, Get Up, Dig Me Out, I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone (those last two were part of the five song encore). I think the last time I saw them play was before The Woods, which is one of my top three S-K albums, and those heavier songs translate really well live — Janet’s drumming on Entertain was incredible and they also had the awesome feedback guitar solo from What’s Mine Is Yours.

            The one awkward bit was Gimme Love at the start of the encore. Their tour guitarist (who was on and off the stage from song to song) took Corin’s spot and Corin sang the song from center stage with just a mike. It somehow didn’t seem right for her to be up there without a guitar. I’m also not crazy about the song.

            • colin Feb 23,2015 8:38 am || Up

              I also forgot how many lesbians you see at a S-K show. Let’s just say that my wife didn’t have to worry about me being out at the club on my own.

  8. Future Ed Feb 20,2015 5:33 pm

    Chris gayle choked, the Windies are rallying, but I think they will come up short unless their bowlers are just lights out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 20,2015 5:44 pm || Up

      just as i say that Andre russell goes nuts they are getting over 300

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 20,2015 5:45 pm || Up

      russell 36 for 11

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 20,2015 5:49 pm || Up

      final 42 for 13 balls 310/6. Not bad. they are in good shape. Pakistan is in trouble.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 20,2015 5:50 pm || Up

      Gayle Force Windies

      Has anyone made that headline pun before? If not, it’s mine now.

    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:34 pm || Up

      Where do you watch? Is there anything online?

      Because survival is insufficient
  9. Bed Feb 20,2015 7:24 pm

    One of the things I love about Netflix is just trying shows out. I’ve heard so much about Parks & Recreation over the years so we gave it a try…got through three episodes…does it get better?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 7:29 pm || Up

      Around season 3?

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:33 pm || Up

        Hmm…that seems like a long wait. How are you doing?

        But seriously, folks...
        • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 7:38 pm || Up

          I’ve improved.

        • DFA Feb 21,2015 8:46 am || Up

          just skip to season 3… you won’t miss much. I started mid stream after I couldn’t stand it to start, and then I loved post 3rd season so much that I went back and watched the first 2

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • AV Feb 20,2015 10:04 pm || Up

      yes it does. notoriously. but even then some people just don’t like it. my wife hates it.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. Bed Feb 20,2015 7:34 pm

    I have something I need to get off my chest and just come out and admit it…I’ve never eaten at Chipotle.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 7:39 pm || Up

      It was… Meh. But I don’t like onions, cilantro, or guacamole.

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:44 pm || Up

        I love all those things but I’ve just never gotten around to going there.

        But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Feb 20,2015 8:50 pm || Up

        How can you not like guacamole… its one of the greatest foods ever created.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 8:53 pm || Up

          I don’t like avocados.

          • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:55 pm || Up

            I made myself like avacados but it took some time…now I love them. I eat them with a little pepper on them all the time.

            But seriously, folks...
            • DFA Feb 20,2015 9:17 pm || Up

              Salt! they need salt. Also pepper, but undersalted avocado is like a crime IMO, salt brings out their flavor so much.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:19 pm || Up

                I’ve tried it with salt but I like it better with just some pepper. It’s one of my favorite snacks.

                But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Feb 21,2015 8:46 am || Up

                  interesting… do you generally like fatty foods?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Bed Feb 21,2015 1:59 pm || Up

                  It depends on the fatty foods. I like my meats to be lean for the most part. I just found that half an avocado was a good snack to give me a bit of energy.

                  But seriously, folks...
              • AV Feb 21,2015 10:11 am || Up

                in brazil they eat avos with sugar, not salt. never tried it myself.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • sslinger Feb 21,2015 1:23 pm || Up

                  At Ippuku they grill them and add a little soy – simple and delicious.

                • DFA Feb 21,2015 2:13 pm || Up

                  ive never had that… but that might be lunch

                  i wonder if it would be good with fish sauce

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 8:09 pm || Up

      Me neither. It seems like a crime against nature to eat at a chain Taqueria within miles of some of the best authentic burritos and tacos anywhere. That said, the rest of the Upgrade family likes the wretched place.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Feb 20,2015 8:15 pm || Up

        OMG a burrito the size of a toddler!

      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:15 pm || Up

        We finally have two or three really good Mexican restaurants…I knew things were looking up when I found restaurants where I was the only white person in the place. There’s plenty of good Tex-Mex but I love authentic Mexican food the best.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 8:19 pm || Up

          Tex-Mex doesn’t do it for me, the flavors seem all wrong.

          I have a good friend who’s a Texan, and he’s also a rabid Razorback fan, so I always assume Texas and Arkansas are inextricably co-polluted, like married cousins.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:23 pm || Up

            If I had to guess I’d say folks here hate Texas more than any other state…well, they hate the state of the country that Obama the socialist, fascist dictator has left us in the most, but then here comes Texas.

            But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Feb 20,2015 8:58 pm || Up

        I use to eat there a fair amount when I was on the road and had an expense account and was responsible for negotiating a lunch spot with someone with a less adventurous pallet than I. Never underestimate a clearly printed receipt for expensing and not having to argue with someone over lunch’s ability to make something significantly more palatable.

        Also the quesadiarito thing is the biggest bunch of baloney ever, but ill order it when I drive to LA because that drive is bereft of good food.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 11:12 am || Up

          In n Out, both ways

          • AV Feb 23,2015 11:27 am || Up

            ah yes. the old kettleman stop.

            but also, it’s not horrible, with phone help, to find a decent taqueria in one of those towns off the 5 by a couple miles down a county road, then back onto the 5 via the corresponding perpendicular county road. i’m assuming this is I-5 talk. if you can’t find a non-chain off the 101, you don’t deserve anything better than denny’s at king city.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 11:28 am || Up

              Anyone ever try that barbecue joint in the back of a gas station in Buttonwillow (I think?) I’ve heard OK things, but never had the pleasure myself.

              • AV Feb 23,2015 11:36 am || Up

                i haven’t but i hope to remember this conversation next time we drive that way.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • DFA Feb 23,2015 6:47 pm || Up

                lost hills has cheaper gas so usually i pass up buttonwillow. If someone’s got some info on the quality i could do buttonwillow.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Feb 23,2015 7:10 pm || Up

                  that’s where coco got the pinkeye i think….

                  oh no, that was buttonpillow.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 7:24 pm || Up

                  asvd

              • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 7:20 pm || Up

                This is it. Next time…

                • AV Feb 23,2015 7:23 pm || Up

                  if i didn’t have anniversary rezzies for penrose tonight…

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Feb 24,2015 9:39 am || Up

                  penrose. brings out the eternal debate. is it better to be a genius who doesn’t care what anybody thinks and does it perfectly by following the tune of his/her own drummer only, and get most of your satisfaction in knowing that? (russ at camino) or to go for popular appeal and be really pretty good, almost great, definitely not perfect, and rake in the money anyway. (charlie and his haute-cuisines factory)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:24 pm || Up

                  looks interesting… Ill try it next la trip

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Mar 31,2016 8:56 am || Up

                  it was decidedly decent, maybe even high shelf for that area, but not like drive-out-of-your-way good.

                  saying it’s behind a gas station is technically true, but gives it too much an air of hole-in-the-wall underrated greatness. it’s actually around the corner from the gas station, in a full booths, tables, counter, wait to be seated, and pay at the register on your way out restaurant. more like a one-room cattlemens without a chain of locations.

                  i got the pulled pork sandwich, for purity, because i wasn’t stoned enough to think the components of their signature sandwich went together (brisket, pastrami, bacon, pepper jack, onion rings, jalapeños…), and i was actually pretty stoned, to tell the truth. and yeah, the meat was solid BBQ. everything around it was meh though. the bread was supermarket. and the thing they want to sell you on (and sell you on the way out), the BBQ sauce, comes in a tiny plastic cup like the kind you fill 15 of at farolito to satisfy your green salsa craving, but they only give you 1. yeah, a plastic cup, sliding around on your plate, at a sit-down restaurant.

                  judging a meat restaurant by their salad, which i do believe is fair: the lettuce was denny’s iceberg. the tomatoes were white. the oil was not olive.

                  maybe next time i’d get a dinner plate rather than a sandwich, to focus on the meat. but it’s gonna be a, oh look i’m hungry and i happen to be at buttonwillow, not, let’s not eat breakfast so we get hungry at buttonwillow!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • DFA Feb 23,2015 6:46 pm || Up

              im usually the driver, so on the road is easiest for me… im looking for something that doesn’t make me feel bloated.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • AV Feb 23,2015 7:10 pm || Up

                then stop at the market the day before your trip and and get a coupla apples and some soda crackers! geeeez.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:23 pm || Up

                  Before I get to the grapevine, ive usually eaten my snax!

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 7:32 pm || Up

              Also just off the 5 is this kick ass sausage place in Gustine. They must have 60 varieties. Pick up some tasty sandwiches and a bunch of frozen links for when you get home.

              • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:24 pm || Up

                Ill try that too.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • 5Aces Feb 24,2015 4:28 pm || Up

                GM, have you tried the linguica?

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 4:33 pm || Up

                  I think so. It was a little too spicy for my taste, as I recall.

          • DFA Feb 23,2015 6:44 pm || Up

            In and out is supremely overrated. Their cheese is terrible and their fries are inedible

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • MikeV Feb 23,2015 11:25 pm || Up

              their fries get significantly better if you order them well done. Still not that good.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • nevermoor Feb 23,2015 11:41 pm || Up

                Animal style…

                But yes, big time weakness for a problem McDonalds and Chick-fil-a have so thoroughly solved (though in wildly divergent ways).

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Feb 24,2015 8:30 am || Up

                  Who knew that tons of shitty chemicals and disgusting oil actually makes potatoes taste good.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:26 pm || Up

                  Id never support homophobia by buying Chick Fil A, and im not a huge fan of mcd, but I five guys sure seemed to figure it out.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Feb 24,2015 1:33 pm || Up

                  Also true wrt. 5 guys

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:42 pm || Up

                  5 guys is homophobic too? Did not know that. I won’t patronize them either then.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Feb 24,2015 3:51 pm || Up

                  (I meant that they’ve figured out fries)

                  The problem with five guys is that their burgers lost a ton of quality when they went national, and it isn’t clear to me that much magic survived.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 3:59 pm || Up

                  This is so true. The Five Guys burger I had in California tasted nothing like the one I had in New Jersey.

                • MikeV Feb 24,2015 4:15 pm || Up

                  The other problem is that it’s FKing stupid expensive for a burger and fries.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Feb 24,2015 4:53 pm || Up

                  I think that’s true for the national-chain version. The DC version was good enough to justify the price hike.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Soaker Feb 24,2015 4:59 pm || Up

                  In Florida I went to BurgerFi which is similar to Five Guys. They’re mostly East Coast but I see there’s one in Napa. It was about $17 for one person to get out of there, which for counter service is absurd no matter how good the burger is. It wasn’t surprising that at 7 p.m. in peak tourist season the place was 1/3 full.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • DFA Feb 25,2015 1:21 pm || Up

                  Yeah their burgers are not good.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • doctorK Feb 25,2015 4:48 pm || Up

                  I’ve eaten there once, and was tremendously underwhelmed, especially considering the price and the wait time.

                • DFA Feb 25,2015 5:43 pm || Up

                  you can throw a ton of shit on beef, but if your beef sucks im not going to care.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 25,2015 6:26 pm || Up

                  I don’t have anything to add here; I just want to say I like this comment

                • elcroata Feb 25,2015 9:47 pm || Up

                  Does anyone who was at Jesa’s Halloween party two years ago remember what burgers were there. I know it was one of your popular ones, but not sure if it was In’n’Out or Five Guys.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • AV Feb 25,2015 9:51 pm || Up

                  yup, i brought them. in n out. animal style.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • vignette17 Feb 24,2015 3:51 pm || Up

                  I think nm means 5 guys has the fries figured out. I mean how could a place called 5 guys be homophobic?

                  At least I really hope so, cuz that shit is delicious.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 24,2015 9:14 am || Up

              Do this next time: double double – medium rare, mustard fried, chopped chillies, ketchup instead of spread. And yes, the fries must be well done

              • nevermoor Feb 24,2015 9:42 am || Up

                Chopped chilies? That’s new for me.

                Also, surprised not to see a whole grilled onion on an order like this.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 24,2015 10:10 am || Up

                  I’m just not a big onion fan. And when I do the above order, I personally also tell them no pickles with the mustard fried addition, but I know a lot of people like pickles

        • nevermoor Feb 23,2015 11:34 am || Up

          Harris Ranch!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 1:04 pm || Up

            We used to do Pea Soup Andersons when I was a kid

            • MikeV Feb 23,2015 1:14 pm || Up

              Probably 6 years ago we were driving to Disneyland and passed Anderson’s.

              The oldest asked if it was really made from pee.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • DFA Feb 23,2015 6:45 pm || Up

              I have been their. Their soup is not good and I like to cut over on 152 to 101 before then.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 23,2015 7:22 pm || Up

                152 only works if you live in SF or the Peninsula. Also known as Blood Alley (so for the most part they’re welcome to it).

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:22 pm || Up

                  Im not making a prescription for your travels just explaining mine.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 3:59 pm || Up

                  The sausage place is one exit north of 152, FWIW.

      • colin Feb 21,2015 5:49 am || Up

        Chipotle is about as good as it gets in the Boston area. This place has wretched Mexican food.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 11:14 am || Up

        I haven’t eaten there in years and don’t envision a scenario that takes me back there. I guess it would have to be while with a group in a largely food-barren place. It’s not terrible, it’s just always going to be a lesser option than most other things

    • nevermoor Feb 22,2015 9:38 am || Up

      It’s nowhere near as good as a well run non-chain. It’s 1000x better than comparable chains.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:35 pm

    Your favorite Kabaddi team?

    Because survival is insufficient
  12. elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:36 pm

    Ever eaten Kaya?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:38 pm || Up

      Would someone named Maya count?

      But seriously, folks...
      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:39 pm || Up

        Her naughty sister? Sure?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:41 pm || Up

          What happens when you meet those sisters stays with those sisters.

          But seriously, folks...
    • AV Feb 20,2015 10:08 pm || Up

      yes. but we might be talking about different recipes.

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      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  13. elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:39 pm

    It’s been about 30 hours and five airports, but it all faded at the look of my lovely Mrs. and the fact that she made killer Hollow Bone and Lift Me Up

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:43 pm || Up

      The two things I hate about travel are long stays at airports and the fact that American medicine can never clear up the STD’s I get with foreign hookers.

      I did say the second show would get a little blue.

      But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Feb 20,2015 9:07 pm || Up

      Welcome home!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:08 pm || Up

        Thanks! With every trip my respect for your million grows

        Because survival is insufficient
  14. Bed Feb 20,2015 7:39 pm

    If you had to fight one superhero who has super powers who would you choose?

    But seriously, folks...
    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:40 pm || Up

      Joe Morgan / Built-in-Speed-Gun

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:42 pm || Up

        He taunts people by saying how much he hates that book Billy Beane wrote about not caring for stolen bases.

        But seriously, folks...
  15. elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:45 pm

    Sepak takraw: Thailand or Malaysia?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 7:50 pm || Up

      And in the unlikely case that you are not familiar with Sepak Takraw, some highlight:

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      Because survival is insufficient
      • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:04 pm || Up

        Is this like volleyball where you only get three kicks per side? And you can kick it to yourself?

        • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:09 pm || Up

          Yes, three touches per team, regardless how they are distributed. It’s wildly popular in Malaysia

          Because survival is insufficient
          • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:11 pm || Up

            It certainly looks cool. I can fake most sports but this is one that would play me for the fool.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 9:20 pm || Up

              I have seen people playing this once or twice in GG Park, it looks hella fun, except for the inevitable fracture the current me would suffer in the first 5 minutes.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 7:53 pm || Up

      Volunteer work.

      But seriously, folks...
  16. Bed Feb 20,2015 7:58 pm

    This season of Archer has been excellent. The episode where they get stuck in the elevator is a top 5 all time episode.

    But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Feb 20,2015 8:02 pm || Up

      That’s just what Big Elevator wants you to think.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:07 pm || Up

        He who controls the elevator controls our direction. He who controls our direction controls the elevator.

        But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 8:11 pm || Up

      I’ve gotta give Archer another try, I watched one episode and hated it, but it seems like a lot of folks whose opinions I value find it hilarious.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:12 pm || Up

        I love it but it’s not for everybody. It hits my sweet spot of sarcastic and silly.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 11:15 am || Up

          I’m a fan too

          • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 11:49 am || Up

            I am in its danger zone. I didn’t like it at first though

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Feb 20,2015 9:08 pm || Up

        i watch it from time to time, and i get why i should think it is funny, but honestly I just don’t find it that funny at the end of the day.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • colin Feb 21,2015 5:54 am || Up

          This pretty much how I felt, but I’ve only watched one episode.

  17. Bed Feb 20,2015 8:00 pm

    My plan to get ready for my fantasy draft is to watch both The Natural and Major League…this plan seems sound.

    But seriously, folks...
  18. elcroata Feb 20,2015 8:01 pm

    Wow, I’m really glad that I pay for an American Sports Channel, so that, when I have Jet Lag and cannot sleep, I can indulge into finer points of bass fishing.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:03 pm || Up

      Bass fishing, raccoon hunting, and cousin marrying are the big three of sports here in Arkansas.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:13 pm || Up

        I’ve done two of these things but I won’t spoil it for you by saying which two.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 8:15 pm || Up

          I’ve never done any of those things, but I’ve only been married twice so far.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:16 pm || Up

            So there’s still time.

            But seriously, folks...
          • DFA Feb 20,2015 9:09 pm || Up

            I didn’t know you were twice married.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:41 pm || Up

      Oh, yes, another episode!

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:44 pm || Up

        Just remember when you have your bass on the line you want to throw your rig into the water and then jump in and face the bass like a man.

        But seriously, folks...
        • MikeV Feb 23,2015 8:29 am || Up

          I laughed at this.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:44 pm || Up

      I thought it was the most moronic thing I ever saw until the moment some guy in a bass fishing jersey and a bass fishing hat stopped raising basses out of his bag to a tumultuous ovations of a filled up dome and raised a $500,000 check instead.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:46 pm || Up

        Those boys can make good money…some big endorsement opportunities as well. People who are into bass fishing tend to really be into it.

        But seriously, folks...
        • DFA Feb 21,2015 8:50 am || Up

          well its also a super gear intensive sport right? Isn’t it kinda like golf in that everyone needs a lot of gear so there are a lot of gear manufactures with money to throw at the players for endorsements?

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Bed Feb 21,2015 2:01 pm || Up

            If you really get into it the big cost is the boat. You need a bass boat to really be a proper bass fisherman because of where bass tend to hang out. It’s hard to catch them from shore. The most expensive thing about golf is the green fees which really add up.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Future Ed Feb 21,2015 2:34 pm || Up

              right, but with fishing, there are thousands of little things that you can buy, and new innovations that you can try out. the turnover in gear sales has to be huge.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Bed Feb 21,2015 3:16 pm || Up

                It can add up and you also have licenses to buy. Take away the boat though and golf is still a more expensive sport to keep up with because of fees and balls. If you add up the money I’ve spent on golf in my life I’m pretty sure I could buy a condo.

                But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Feb 23,2015 8:15 am || Up

                  Right… im just saying that both require a lot of gear, and youre more likely to try Top Dynomo Tech lure/golf ball, if Mickelson or some equivelent bass guy has endorsed it.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:17 pm || Up

                  I would think bass fishing is the most expensive type of fresh water fishing. Trout fishing is cheaper and trout taste better in my opinion. I’m sure experts or big names in the field have an influence on equipment purchases especially if you’re new to a sport.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:29 pm || Up

                  I bet dmoas is good at fishing because you have to be expert at putting the lure on a hook. And we all know he is that

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:32 pm || Up

                  I’m a real man…I use dynamite.

                  But seriously, folks...
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 21,2015 3:58 pm || Up

              It’s hard to be a bass fisherman trying to make bass casts to catch bass in the Pro Bass League.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Feb 20,2015 10:30 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Jennifer Feb 20,2015 8:19 pm

    Bed, yesterday I ate at Arby’s. I pulled in and there was a car parked diagonally across two spots. They also had the seat belt closed half way out of the door.

    So some asshole got pissed and threw a fit while we were in line, then stormed out. Made a total fool of himself. Five minutes later the guy comes back in with his tail between his legs and asked to use a phone. The dumbass locked his keys in his car that was taking up two spaces.

    • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:21 pm || Up

      Arby’s: Where shit gets real.

      But seriously, folks...
    • colin Feb 21,2015 5:56 am || Up

      This is the best story ever.

    • AV Feb 21,2015 10:13 am || Up

      ha!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 11:18 am || Up

      There’s no time for decency and proper parking when getting Arby’s

      • Jennifer Feb 23,2015 12:39 pm || Up

        He was ordering like, 20 sandwiches. 8 beef and cheddars plus ham, 12 classics plus something. Who has an order that big and doesn’t have it written out? Or who doesn’t call it in before you go?

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 1:05 pm || Up

          If you set up a lunch meeting and bring Arby’s, you’ve already lost my support

          • Jennifer Feb 23,2015 1:18 pm || Up

            This guy was wearing a camouflaged shirt and bib overalls. Just throwing that out there.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 1:30 pm || Up

              If you set up a lunch meeting shotgun cousin wedding and bring Arby’s, you’ve already lost my support

  20. Bed Feb 20,2015 8:32 pm

    The 76ers just traded the players they just traded for for some other players that they then will trade for some embryos to be named later.

    But seriously, folks...
    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 8:35 pm || Up

      The 76ers still exist?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:38 pm || Up

        I read that they could have 8 draft picks in the upcoming draft if everything breaks a certain way. This is like having 60 million in cap space in the NFL. It means your team have almost no talent on its current roster. I’m sure the Sixers are still charging full prices to watch this “team” however.

        But seriously, folks...
      • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:00 pm || Up

        I do appreciate that their D-League team is called the 87ers.

  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 20,2015 8:40 pm

    These Chinese New Year uniforms which the Warriors are wearing are beautiful, except for the unforgivable flaw of the sleeves. Gah.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 8:43 pm || Up

      If George Karl loses tonight against the Celts I wonder if he’ll get fired?

      But seriously, folks...
    • AV Feb 20,2015 10:32 pm || Up

      finally broke my personal streak where every time i watched the warriors at the Y they’d lose. which seems frickin’ impossible this season. fun game tonight though.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • sslinger Feb 21,2015 1:25 pm || Up

        I would have never guessed an extended period of garbage time at the end. One thing I think is certain – no matter how it goes, the Western Conference playoffs are going to be crazy good.

    • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 4:15 pm || Up

      So nice they’re wearing them again tonight. Which is a little weird.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2015 6:45 pm || Up

        The Chinese cleverly figured out a way to make their New Years holiday last a whole month.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Bed Feb 20,2015 8:43 pm

    For breakfast…

    A. Cold pizza
    B. Cold Chinese food
    C. Cold BBQ chicken
    D. Maya

    But seriously, folks...
    • elcroata Feb 20,2015 8:58 pm || Up

      E. Kaya

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:03 pm || Up

        That looks like sexy peanut butter…it’s the Jimmy Carter of peanut butter.

        But seriously, folks...
        • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:04 pm || Up

          The first day I ate it, I thought it was peanut butter, because it was right next to it on the buffet table. It was a great surprise, it really is excellent. I brought four jars back home.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:08 pm || Up

            I just Googled it…coconut jam…that sounds good.

            But seriously, folks...
  23. elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:03 pm

    Who would be on your Mt. Rushmore equivalent for international (as in non-US) athletes?
    And as, if I recall, nobody listed any female athletes, how about this one (US included)?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:07 pm || Up

      We do need some female athletes…I’ll start with tennis and go Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graf, and Serena Williams. For international it’s tougher for me outside of golfers and track and field guys…I don’t know enough soccer players to come up with a decent list.

      But seriously, folks...
      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:17 pm || Up

        I think Gerlinde Kaltenbrunner would definitely be on mine for the female athletes (although perhaps not in a traditional “competition athletes” way)

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:29 pm || Up

          Mountain climber…I did Everest with her back in 67.

          But seriously, folks...
          • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:39 pm || Up

            She could probably carry you on her back.

            Because survival is insufficient
            • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:41 pm || Up

              I have no doubt about that. I’m built for jogging and golf…not anything tough.

              But seriously, folks...
              • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:46 pm || Up

                If you were, she probably couldn’t carry you, so that’s a plus.

                In that case you’d have to join Oh Eun-sun’s expedition, because everybody gets carried there.

                Because survival is insufficient
                • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:47 pm || Up

                  Since I’m afraid of heights I’m guessing my career as a mountain climber would be a less than successful one.

                  But seriously, folks...
      • ptbnl Feb 21,2015 8:54 am || Up

        For tennis you have to start with Billie Jean King. It’s always hard to translate historical context, but the Bobby Riggs match alone puts her in the pantheon.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:09 pm || Up

      Usain Bolt, Sir Don Bradman, Pele, Sadaharu Oh

      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:11 pm || Up

        I didn’t even know who Don Bradman was. Cool

        Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:11 pm || Up

        If I was doing my list again I’d think about Carl Lewis…he might be the best athlete I ever saw…and the worst National Anthem singer I ever heard.

        But seriously, folks...
        • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:15 pm || Up

          I loved Carl Lewis, as I was doing same disciplines at the time. Also, don’t forget this:

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          Because survival is insufficient
          • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:17 pm || Up

            I think we can say any pregame activity was not Carl’s strong suit.

            But seriously, folks...
      • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:12 pm || Up

        Based on Bed’s comment above, I think Federer replaces Bolt.

        • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:16 pm || Up

          Men’s tennis is tough…the equipment has changed so much. It’s the same when you’re trying to do golf. Woods actually used to be made out of wood.

          But seriously, folks...
          • AV Feb 20,2015 10:37 pm || Up

            but then he learned not to lie and they turned him into a boy named tiger. until he cheated on his wife and turned into a tree.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Feb 20,2015 9:12 pm || Up

        Bolt is too recent, but the others are solid.

        Just for the beard though, I’d replace Bradman with W.G.Grace.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:28 pm || Up

        Male, foreign 1st team: Pelé, Emil Zátopek, Ben Ainslie, Aleksandr Karelin,
        Male, foreign 2nd team: Teófilo Stevenson, Ole Einar Bjørndalen, Reinhold Messner, Sadaharu Oh

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:31 pm || Up

          I figured on Pele…sadly, I know him mostly for his acting work in Victory. Sly Stallone was one hell of a goalie.

          But seriously, folks...
        • vignette17 Feb 20,2015 9:52 pm || Up

          Another one who should be mentioned: Gretzky

          • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:53 pm || Up

            He made a few earlier lists. It’s easy to make the case for him.

            But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 21,2015 7:46 am || Up

      elcroata would be the first face on that monument, then everyone else would refuse the honor for fear of looking weak by comparison.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. Bed Feb 20,2015 9:14 pm

    Mount Rushmore for Actresses…

    Meryl Streep, Katherine Hepburn, Bette Davis, Jodie Foster.

    But seriously, folks...
  25. ptbnl Feb 20,2015 9:16 pm

    The terrain park at Homewood has been converted to a series of snow-banked turns – so much fun!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  26. Jennifer Feb 20,2015 9:19 pm

    When did Mount Rushmore become so popular?

    • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:24 pm || Up

      It’s my new questions game…I ran out of food questions.

      But seriously, folks...
      • elcroata Feb 20,2015 9:39 pm || Up

        Mount Rushmore of food!

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Bed Feb 20,2015 9:40 pm || Up

          Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak

          But seriously, folks...
          • AV Feb 23,2015 11:41 am || Up

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Feb 20,2015 10:39 pm || Up

          mount rushmore of national monuments!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 11:21 am || Up

            Mount Rushmore of Mount Rushmore questions!

  27. Bed Feb 20,2015 9:51 pm

    Because…why not? My Mount Rushmore of Food.

    Mexican, Italian, Vietnamese, American Barbecue

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Feb 23,2015 8:49 am || Up

      Mexican, Sushi, BBQ, Pizza

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  28. nowBodhi Feb 21,2015 2:33 pm

    Welcome to the weekend and a Nina Simone Saturday, as we honor what would have been her 82nd birthday today. Find out what it means to be young, gifted and blog with us now as we fire up a PAL DVD of a fiery performance of hers from the Hamburg Jazz Festival at the tail end of the Reagan Eighties!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  29. Bed Feb 21,2015 3:16 pm

    BINGO!

    But seriously, folks...
    • colin Feb 21,2015 3:42 pm || Up

      Nuh-uh. I got bingo first. I just didn’t call it because I was cleaning up this beer that I spilled on my card.

      • Bed Feb 21,2015 3:47 pm || Up

        The More You Know…Beer related accidents cause hundreds of Americans to lose at Bingo each year. Stay sober, stay winning.

        But seriously, folks...
  30. Jennifer Feb 21,2015 5:42 pm

    You guys should watch “The Amazing Doctor Pol”. It’s a show about a vet. Tonight he performed a vaginoplasty on a horse.

    • Bed Feb 21,2015 9:11 pm || Up

      I will program my VCR right away.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Feb 21,2015 9:19 pm || Up

        My life is way more interesting since I’ve joined the medical field. My tolerance of disgusting crap has also improved.

  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 21,2015 7:02 pm

    I have to think that the view of the ice from at least 80% of the Levis Stadium seats is horrible.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Feb 23,2015 8:52 am || Up

      I was in the top deck. It was surprisingly good.

      I would imagine the lower bowl probably sucked though.

      Also they have GOT to figure out the traffic/parking situation. The lots opened at 3, I pulled off the freeway onto Great America Parkway at 2:55, and didn’t park until 3:30.

      Don’t get me wrong, it was really fun, but there’s ZERO chance I’d spend NFL money to go watch a game there.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  32. AV Feb 21,2015 7:20 pm

    what the…?

    the bowler and another player just traded left shoes.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Feb 21,2015 8:16 pm || Up

      Damn kiwis

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Feb 21,2015 8:27 pm || Up

        South africans

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Feb 21,2015 8:41 pm || Up

          it was the afghans. that really tall bowler they have.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  33. AV Feb 21,2015 8:43 pm

    i guess there’s no balking in cricket.

    and i just heard KK say, that ball. has got. to be caught.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Feb 21,2015 9:10 pm || Up

      Is there any crying in cricket…and I mean by the players not the people forced to watch cricket.

      But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Feb 21,2015 9:19 pm

    I’ll leave you with this…Never judge a book by its cover unless the cover of a book asks you to judge it by its cover.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Feb 21,2015 9:38 pm || Up

      challenge accepted… i’m gonna make you judge before this night is over.

      1

      2

      special for you: 3

      4 (bonus points for ambiguous number of bosses.)

      5

      6. i made the same expression as the monkey when i opened this page.

      7 and 8. ’cause they showed up together.

      9. took a minute for this one to wash over me.

      10. amazon won’t confirm that this is a real book.

      unlike the rest of them, this one looks like pure trash.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Feb 21,2015 10:26 pm || Up

        let’s see if anybody can finish this sentence correctly… “my billionaire triceratops ______ ___ ___ .”

        chuck tingle, everyone!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Feb 21,2015 10:31 pm || Up

          I can’t wait to see the suggestions I’ll be getting from amazon now.

          TINSTAAFK
          • AV Feb 21,2015 10:35 pm || Up

            oh shit. i’m logged in as my wife. this is awkward.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 11:29 am || Up

            My suggestions are *crazy* now.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 22,2015 9:10 am || Up

        3. “Includes Naming Your Pussy, How to Feed Your Pussy, Sleeping with Your Pussy, Disciplining Your Pussy, How to Handle A Hot Pussy and lots more”

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 22,2015 9:13 am || Up

        Reviewer of #8 thinks it fails your judgeable cover test, as “it is no larger than a regular sized book of lesbian horse stories.”

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Feb 22,2015 9:37 am || Up

          bwah ha ha.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Feb 22,2015 10:07 pm || Up

        AV wins the lounge and he wins it in a big way…number three made me laugh for a good two minutes.

        But seriously, folks...
        • AV Feb 23,2015 11:27 am || Up

          :)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • batgirl Feb 23,2015 12:20 pm || Up

          A family friend bought me #3 when I got my cat. I was 8.

          • AV Feb 23,2015 12:28 pm || Up

            and that’s why you’re a dog person now!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 11:23 am || Up

        Thank you for this, AV.

        • AV Feb 23,2015 11:38 am || Up

          oh no. thank the digital advances in self-publishing.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 22,2015 7:15 pm

    Note to winners who are part of a group: if you’re not the guy who gets the mic first, leave your speech notes in your pocket, you won’t be needing them.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Feb 23,2015 12:21 pm || Up

      Totally. OMG free donut guy–that poor other guy he was with!

  36. Jennifer Feb 22,2015 8:11 pm

    My social anxiety inhibits me from watching events such as the Oscars.

    • Bed Feb 22,2015 10:08 pm || Up

      This is why I don’t watch Cricket.

      But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:09 pm

    I thought last year’s Oscars were the dullest ever…turns out I was wrong. There wasn’t even much to snark about…it was just dull.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 22,2015 10:34 pm || Up

      I was disappointed that Neil Patrick Harris didn’t bring the laughs. The writing of the scripted stuff was weak.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Feb 22,2015 10:38 pm || Up

        The show does better with a professional comedian who can improvise. The writing was weak and an actor needs good writing to be funny.

        But seriously, folks...
      • vignette17 Feb 23,2015 9:48 am || Up

        His one joke about The Lego Movie not being nominated was good. And Benedict Cucumberbatch is John Travolta trying to say Ben Affleck. The rest was meh.

    • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 1:05 pm || Up

      I only caught the last 10 minutes or so. Enough to see that incredibly labored and unfunny gag about NPH’s “oscar predictions” and to hear Sean Penn make a pretty awful green card joke. Was the whole show that bad?

  38. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:21 pm

    There needs to be a new Oscar category: Best Picture That People Actually Saw.

    But seriously, folks...
  39. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:22 pm

    How about a five year moratorium on getting an Oscar for playing someone who is dying or has a crippling disease.

    But seriously, folks...
  40. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:24 pm

    I’ll just assume it was Reggie McKenzie’s idea to have Lady Gaga do musical tribute to a 50 year old movie at the three hour mark of the Oscar telecast.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 22,2015 10:32 pm || Up

      It was random for sure, but Lady Gaga totally killed it. She was spectacular. Highlight of the show hands-down.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Feb 22,2015 10:34 pm || Up

        My hands were not down…they were trying to find the remote control.

        But seriously, folks...
        • andeux Feb 23,2015 11:19 am || Up
          TINSTAAFK
          • ptbnl Feb 23,2015 11:25 am || Up

            To be fair, expecting Fox News talent to know what words mean is setting the bar high.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 11:55 am || Up

            upopn hearing of this this morning, I had only the vaguest sense the word existed. I am about twice as old as that person.

            Even with the vaguest knowledge of the word, it sounds racist to me, and I certainly wouldn’t use it to describe something.

            what, exactly, did she think it meant?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Feb 23,2015 12:32 pm || Up

              i don’t know. you’re gonna hear it if you pay attention.

              definitely have to mumble when singing big daddy kane’s part. you think you cleared the J word, and then here comes the rhyme. ouch. (edit: ha! they bleep the B word and the N word but not the J word.)

              i feel funny even singing will smith.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV Feb 23,2015 12:36 pm || Up

                they even bleep out the motherfucker word!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 12:54 pm || Up

                ah, I had forgotten!

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 23,2015 3:32 pm || Up

                Can’t follow those links right now, is one Burn Hollywood Burn? Love that song.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV Feb 23,2015 6:40 pm || Up

                  yup!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 12:12 pm || Up

            btw, I looked at her twitter, there is a picture I can’t seem to embed of her black co anchor smiling and holding a giant “sugar daddy” candy bar and the message on her tweet is “happy birthday!”

            Seems the former Miss Missouri is full of racist terms she didn’t know about

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Jennifer Feb 23,2015 12:56 pm || Up

              But a Sugar Daddy is really a candy bar.

            • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 6:09 pm || Up

              “Sugar Daddy” is a racist term? I have to admit ignorance of that one.

              • DFA Feb 23,2015 6:49 pm || Up

                Thats new to me too.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • AV Feb 23,2015 7:13 pm || Up

                ed’s confused. he’s thinking of donald sterling, who’s both a sugar daddy and a racist.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 23,2015 1:12 pm || Up

            Ah yes, the ol’ “I was trying to be outraged and nonsensical, not outraged and racist” defense

  41. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:39 pm

    I still want to see Selma and American Sniper but none of the other movies interest me much. I might see Birdman because I like Keaton. There’s a good chance I’ll have forgotten this year’s Oscars by Thursday.

    But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Feb 22,2015 10:53 pm

    I’ll leave you with this…A man never stands alone when he has friends…or a multiple personality disorder.

    But seriously, folks...
  43. Future Ed Feb 23,2015 7:35 pm

    my friend posted on facebook that she was watching south africa v india at the pig and whistle. If I can swing it, maybe a fk up on thursday for SA v Windies

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • elcroata Feb 23,2015 7:51 pm || Up

      What channel do you watch it on? Is there streaming available somewhere?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:18 pm || Up

        Cricket 365

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:21 pm || Up

          So with all this Cricket you’re watching…has you wife and family left you yet?

          But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:30 pm || Up

            Milo asks to watch now and then

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:34 pm || Up

              If you can get your son into Cricket I’m pretty sure the Queen will knight you.

              But seriously, folks...
      • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:20 pm || Up

        Chris Gayle is getting all chris Gayle on Zimbabwe

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Feb 24,2015 1:29 pm || Up

      id do that.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Future Ed Feb 26,2015 12:17 pm || Up

      OK, so I think I am meeting my friend at pig and whistle on Geary at masonic at 730 tonight to watch the first innings of the West indies v South Africa match.

      Stop by if you can

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Feb 26,2015 12:22 pm || Up

        oh, you and your euphemisms for cop blowjobs…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Feb 26,2015 2:05 pm || Up

        Just the first innings? So I could come by Sunday morning?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  44. Bed Feb 23,2015 8:10 pm

    I know I’m supposed to say the best change I’ve made the last few years was getting married and starting a family but in truth it’s when I changed from briefs to boxers.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 23,2015 8:12 pm || Up

      How can you tolerate the bunching?

      • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:20 pm || Up

        I like the freedom. Boxers are AMERICA!

        But seriously, folks...
      • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:31 pm || Up

        I switched years ago and rarely have I experienced that

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Jennifer Feb 23,2015 8:23 pm

    My first concert of the year is Thursday. I’m so ready. I hope I’m not murdered.

    • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:24 pm || Up

      Well that depends…who are you seeing?

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Feb 23,2015 8:32 pm || Up

        The Avett Brothers… with the hitchhiker I picked up last year.

      • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:33 pm || Up

        Since you’re talking about a possible murder I’ll just assume you’re going to see the The Oak Ridge Boys.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Jennifer Feb 23,2015 8:38 pm || Up

          If I die, someone tell my mom I thought she was just okay.

      • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:37 pm || Up

        Universal people

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin Feb 24,2015 7:37 am || Up

          Their sound was reminding me of something and then I discovered that they put out records on the same label that released the A-Frames stuff, which I love.

          • Future Ed Feb 24,2015 11:30 am || Up

            (the drummer is the bass player from the A-Frames)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:40 pm || Up

        Did I type universal? Twice?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 8:33 pm || Up

      I might go see universal people Saturday. Peeps should see them in Oakland on Friday

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Feb 23,2015 8:38 pm || Up

        Are they old school because apparently that’s where my musical taste lies.

        But seriously, folks...
  46. Future Ed Feb 23,2015 9:39 pm

    A lot of dot balls for the west indies. Run rate isn’t so good. But only one wicket and chris Gayle seems to be doing ok. They are going to runout of overs though

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 23,2015 9:46 pm || Up

      Century for Gayle.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 10:25 am || Up

        OK, so if I’m reading correctly, he tallied 215 runs yesterday. How long does that translate to him being at bat?

        • ptbnl Feb 24,2015 10:59 am || Up

          About 3.5 hours.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Feb 24,2015 11:22 am || Up

            If they spent less time milling about after commercial breaks, maybe cricket would be more appealing to a wider audience

          • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 11:36 am || Up

            Good lord.

            Without knowing the first thing about this sport, it sounds like a guy like this guy is basically impossible to get out without the bowler getting very lucky or the batsman getting tired/bored.

            • Future Ed Feb 24,2015 11:56 am || Up

              he was yesterday (or today really). But the match before I think he got 4 runs.

              they seemed to have a game plan of getting dots and singles for the first 20 overs or so, then swinging for the fences when the bowlers got tired.

              Gayle has been not that good for a bit, the head of the WI cricket even forwarded a critical tweet from a fan. He is 35 years old I expect, without any knowledge, that cricket batsmen have a similar aging curve to baseball players.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 1:42 pm || Up

                A dot is like a foul ball?

                • AV Feb 24,2015 1:45 pm || Up

                  · is a bowled ball that scores 0 runs.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. Soaker Feb 24,2015 8:48 am

    Tonight is the 20th anniversary of my final Grateful Dead show, at the original Coliseum Arena. I’d like to say it’s a great memory, but it isn’t. It wasn’t clear exactly what was going on with Jerry but he had seemed disengaged since well back into 1994. This was a particularly listless performance and things got so bad that he actually declined his turn after Saint of Circumstance, which is why Corrina is the next song. He did rally a bit for a decent version of Visions of Johanna (reading lyrics clipped to a music stand, I think, as they had just started playing that one); that’s the only thing worth listening to in this show. I left feeling discouraged enough about the scene that I skipped the June Shoreline shows that year entirely; just felt like I had seem them in much better times and didn’t need these memories. Jerry was gone not long after that. That whole period was kind of a downer as also in February 1995 the baseball work stoppage had been going for over 6 months with no end in sight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Feb 24,2015 11:34 am || Up

      I went to the parking lot to pick up this woman I was carpooling with around this time. Anywhere from 92-95. I would have been here to see jawbreaker, though. I sat next to her in some class. No idea How we found each other in the parking lot without Mobile phones

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2015 6:43 pm || Up

      I was probably at that show, I went to most of the Coliseum shows in the 90s. Can’t be sure though; my collection of tickets is in a box somewhere in the garage. My last ones were late May ’95, a two show run outdoors in Portland OR, with Chuck Berry opening. Great camping party scene at a place a few miles out of town. Also saw a (non-dancing) bear at Cougar hot springs near Eugene a day or two beforehand. Shows themselves suffered from the fact that it was over 100deg&; that weekend and the venue was flat exposed fairground.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Feb 24,2015 7:38 pm || Up

        The Portland shows in May ’95 wouldn’t have entered my thinking for the above-mentioned reasons. I had been to Autzen Stadium in both 1993 and 1994. The 1993 shows were right at the end of what I thought was the last great stretch of the Dead, from Jerry’s comeback from the health problems in 1992 through the summer of 1993. In 1994 they played a mediocre Friday thru Sunday run at Autzen. The Friday afternoon show was played in pouring rain and is notable mainly because a white Bronco was being chased on the L.A. freeways at the same time our show was going on hundreds of miles to the north. The second set of the Sunday 6/19/94 show at Autzen is really good though, two hours worth, my last happy Dead memory.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  48. Bed Feb 24,2015 12:43 pm

    I joined AN right around this time in February six years ago…you’re welcome A’s fans.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Feb 24,2015 12:44 pm || Up

      I plan to spend the next six years really focusing on my VORP research. I feel like we’re this close to a major breakthrough.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Feb 24,2015 12:46 pm || Up

        I want to pour one out for all my various screen names over the years…sirbed, Brian29, Bed, OakFoSho, attijah, bed, B.E.D. and of course Nico.

        But seriously, folks...
      • Future Ed Feb 24,2015 12:58 pm || Up

        I feel we have turned a corner

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • vignette17 Feb 24,2015 4:11 pm || Up

      I joined in November 2005 which means….

      Oh my god, that was 10 years ago. Shit.

  49. AV Feb 24,2015 12:46 pm

    i do wonder when they’ll have a new theme song for the champions league.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 12:48 pm || Up

      What? I love that song. I would have played it as my wedding march if left to my own devices.

      • AV Feb 24,2015 12:53 pm || Up

        it’s like ode to joy in the libertadores. not bad as far as music goes. it just gets old used this way. but hey, repurposed handel is way better than john tesh, any day.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 12:56 pm || Up

          You take that back

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          • AV Feb 24,2015 1:07 pm || Up

            that’s pretty amazing. that he can tell that’s the tape he used for the NBA, and not the tape he used for any of his other songs.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Feb 24,2015 12:58 pm || Up

          EDIT: I retract my joke! Shows what I know.

          • AV Feb 24,2015 1:12 pm || Up

            yes. but you spelled “songs by john tesh” wrong.

            ooh! speaking of umlauts… agüero is keeping it interesting.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Feb 24,2015 1:40 pm || Up

            i was wondering… i have a pretty good handel on beethoven. (pro tip: 3rd > 9th.)

            and here’s something you won’t hear me say often: LOL messi.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Feb 26,2015 2:08 pm || Up

              The Ninth is pretty overrated.

              • 5Aces Feb 26,2015 2:13 pm || Up

                I think it still has a pretty good VORS, it’s just the one thing that everyone is familiar with-that and the 5th.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 26,2015 2:22 pm || Up

                  It’s not bad by any means, but it’s an absurdly long wait for the part everyone loves.

                • AV Feb 26,2015 2:35 pm || Up

                  i like the first three movements better!

                  i listened to both right after writing that to make sure. (it was a conclusion from my college years…) the 9th suffers from its fame more than anything within the music. but i still conclude the 3rd is better appeals to my taste more because of the risks it takes, though not by as much of a difference as i used to think.

                  i got a special kick out of listening to the hitler’s birthday performance.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Feb 26,2015 2:45 pm || Up

                  The 3rd is wonderful. I like the 7th a lot too.

                  The second movement of the 9th is gorgeous, but parts of the rest are a little boring for me until we get to dat string swell that wakes up the chorus like 45 minutes later. God that piece is long.

    • MikeV Feb 24,2015 2:58 pm || Up

      It just sounds like they’re singing VAGGIIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAAA

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Feb 24,2015 6:17 pm || Up

        lol.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2015 6:46 pm || Up

        When the only tool you have is a hammer…

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Mar 10,2015 12:48 pm || Up

        I looked up the English translation of the lyrics:

        These are the best teams
        They are the very best teams
        The main event
        The champions
        The best
        The great teams
        The champions
        A large gathering
        A great sporting event
        The main event
        They are the best
        They are the best
        These are the champions

        Chorus (2x):

        The champions
        The best
        The great teams
        The champions

        Pretty much says it all.

        • dmoas Mar 10,2015 12:52 pm || Up

          Strange, it’s a song about the A’s.

        • AV Mar 10,2015 2:03 pm || Up

          i’m taking this to mean there’s a game i’m missing right now.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Mar 10,2015 2:05 pm || Up

            Two. At least one of them has been very good.

            • Glorious Mundy Mar 10,2015 2:29 pm || Up

              Very, very good.

              • Glorious Mundy Mar 10,2015 2:37 pm || Up

                Aw, fuchs. So close…

                • Glorious Mundy Mar 10,2015 2:58 pm || Up

                  Real Madrid must have the most spoiled fans on the planet.

                • AV Mar 10,2015 9:23 pm || Up

                  was too busy. wasn’t able to enjoy casillas reining ronaldo back from leaving without thanking the fans.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Mar 11,2015 10:21 am || Up

                  Casillas saved their asses with this save. Couldn’t save Modric’s pride though.

                • AV Mar 11,2015 10:23 am || Up

                  wow. how late in the game was that?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Mar 11,2015 10:30 am || Up

                  Very. Right after the last goal, so 86th or 87th minute.

                • AV Mar 11,2015 10:47 am || Up

                  dang. that would have been better than the montreal – pachuca ending. i suppose those who want a champions upset now have to root for luiz adriano, and i think i can do that.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Feb 25,2015 10:45 am || Up

      suarez bit micho??

      that’s just gross.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Feb 26,2015 11:25 am || Up

        he didn’t. micho had his hand on suarez’s throat.

        i hate micho.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2015 6:27 pm

    Anyone have recommendations on places to buy moderate-to-good scotch in the East Bay? BevMo’s prices had shot up and its selection declined significantly when I was there last weekend.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • sslinger Feb 25,2015 6:41 pm || Up

      Ledgers on University.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2015 6:55 pm || Up

        Ooh, looks promising, thanks!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Feb 25,2015 6:56 pm || Up

        This.

        TINSTAAFK
    • colin Feb 25,2015 6:42 pm || Up

      Whiskey Galore in Christchurch, NZ is good.

    • ptbnl Feb 25,2015 6:43 pm || Up

      What’s your timescale and what are you looking for? I’ll be going through duty-free pretty soon …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2015 6:55 pm || Up

        Thanks, but I’m looking for more of a standing connection, usually a MacAllen or Balvenie or Yamazaki, a fresh fifth every 3-4 weeks. Which doesn’t sound so bad until you consider the fifths of bourbon and cases of beer which also must be replenished regularly.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Feb 25,2015 7:17 pm || Up

      I am not a scotch drinker, but I have heard that Costco has a pretty good selection

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • DFA Feb 26,2015 12:19 pm || Up

        I am not a scotch drinker but a regular costco shopper and I find this to be true.

        The other thing is you can buy alcohol at costco without a membership

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • ptbnl Feb 26,2015 12:27 pm || Up

        They have a 40 year old Glenlivet in their “Kirkland Signature” series at the moment.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • batgirl Feb 26,2015 3:43 pm || Up

          With the added bonus of having your scotch be the same brand as your tube socks and paper towels!

          • MikeV Feb 26,2015 3:47 pm || Up

            and batteries and car tires and allergy medicine!

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • nevermoor Feb 26,2015 3:59 pm || Up

              Kirkland claritin single-handedly pays the annual membership fee. It’s like $11/year.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Feb 26,2015 1:06 pm || Up

      Speaking of brown booze, any of you whiskey heads ever try Anchor’s “Old Potrero”? I’m not sure whether it’s technically a whiskey or a rye or what, but it’s pretty delicious.

      • colin Feb 26,2015 1:34 pm || Up

        I saw it somewhere recently and was intrigued. I’ll have to pick a bottle up.

  51. Jennifer Feb 25,2015 6:43 pm

    I made it to Wichita alive and well. When I vacation, I do it to the max. Weatherford, Oklahoma. Wichita, Kansas. Kalamazoo, Michigan. Oakland, California.

    • Glorious Mundy Feb 25,2015 6:57 pm || Up

      How’s the Wichita Lineman doing? Still on the line?

      • Jennifer Feb 25,2015 7:06 pm || Up

        Probably not today. It’s fucking windy. Today a receipt from a Toys R Us in Nevada paper cut my face as it blew by.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2015 7:02 pm || Up

      You driving? Pick up any new hitchhikers?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Feb 25,2015 7:44 pm || Up

        I drove, yes. No new hitchhikers, but I’m meeting the last one I picked up tomorrow.

      • Jennifer Feb 25,2015 7:53 pm || Up

        I’m pretty much in heaven. I have a king size bed in my hotel, and there’s a Red Robin less than a mile away. I could live here.

        Having a bed where my feet don’t hang off is amazing.

  52. Future Ed Feb 25,2015 7:57 pm

    Scotland and Afghanistan might end up being a fun match. Right now Afghanistan is chasing 211′ they are 96/5. After 22 overs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Future Ed Feb 25,2015 7:58 pm

    6th wicket. Now it’s trouble for the afgans

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Future Ed Feb 25,2015 8:01 pm

    7th!

    Looking bad now

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Feb 25,2015 10:09 pm || Up

      afganistand banana stand! they pull it off By 1 wicket! 3 balls remaining!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Feb 25,2015 10:14 pm || Up

        people are excited

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Feb 25,2015 10:19 pm || Up

        seems neat

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Future Ed Feb 25,2015 8:19 pm

    “the view form the grandstand. Which was condeeainmed.”

    Thank you for that Australian ray fosse

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. Englishmajor Feb 25,2015 8:40 pm

    So in two weeks I’m going to Florida (for the first time) and getting on a cruise (also for the first time). Since I’ll be in Florida during Grapefruit League season, it seems silly not to go to a game or two, so I’m planning on the Twins at least, maybe more. Does anyone have any advice about any of these endeavors? I’m most nervous about leaving the cat for 11 days (he has a daily visitor, but still) and about having extremely limited internet access for the week at sea. No doubt it will be really good for me to go for a week without Twitter and Facebook. It’s about $1 a minute, so I plan to check my email twice a day and that’s that.

    • Soaker Feb 26,2015 8:52 am || Up

      You dislike sun, right, and you’re going on a cruise? Hmmm, better bring a few gallons of SPF 100 sunscreen.

      Watch out for South Florida drivers. Two types you’ll notice immediately: A) The ones who drive 25 in the 45 zone and then change lanes a foot in front of you without signaling; B) the ones who drive with right hand on horn, left hand out window with middle finger extended.

      I can do without the Key Lime Pie, but a Cuban sandwich, mmmmmm.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 26,2015 12:01 pm || Up

        I have no So. Fla. knowledge, but my cruise recommendation is to try really hard to smuggle alcohol aboard. Secrete it in numerous different containers in varied suitcases and carry-on locations. Get creative with shampoo bottles and the like. The cruise people will try very hard to stop you and will probably catch some,but not all of you’re clever.

        Going to alcohol jail is not so bad on the cruise, i just got a disappointed look and instructions on how to retrieve my booze on the last day. But they only found half of what i had. In fact, next time i will intentionally plant a dummy bottle meant to be found, as cover for the more carefully hidden stuff.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Englishmajor Feb 26,2015 5:56 pm || Up

          Ooh, that’s good to know. They say we can have one bottle of wine.

      • Englishmajor Feb 26,2015 5:55 pm || Up

        Yeah, if it weren’t a boat full of old friends and colleagues I wouldn’t be interested. (Also, my former boss is footing the bill for most of it.) I’ve never been on anything larger than the Larkspur ferry, so I just hope not to be barfing the whole time.

        • doctorK Feb 27,2015 1:55 pm || Up

          I worried about this, too, when I went on an Alaska cruise in 2013, because I typically turn green the instant I can no longer see the horizon. Turns out that these ships are incredibly stable, so I hardly noticed any motion.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 27,2015 4:29 pm || Up

            I think it depends on how much ocean your ship tries to cover. On my Hawaii cruise we went between several islands, and on the couple of occasions when the ship was going fast I could definitely feel the movement. Not a problem for me but a big problem for some other members of our party. But 80% of the time yes, motion of ocean not noticeable.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Feb 26,2015 12:50 pm || Up

      I went on an Alaskan cruise last summer and I LOVED being off the grid. I bought a 100 minute internet package, and that was enough, even with checking my work emails. It limited me to answering only the most vital things and forgetting the rest. It was HEAVEN.

  57. nowBodhi Feb 26,2015 3:10 pm

    I woke up today having totally forgotten what day it is: it’d have been the 83rd birthday of an iconic figure of American music… maybe THE iconic figure. He’s gone 12 years now but I think they’ll be saying his name for a while longer, wouldn’t you say? And what better way to mark the occasion than with a concert recorded this very day in 1972 in that most country of cities: Amsterdam, The Netherlands? I’m going to Jackson (via Holland), so blog along for the ride and enjoy a composite master FM broadcast of this complete Johnny Cash birthday show!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  58. Jennifer Feb 26,2015 9:09 pm

    Guys, I’m alive. Barely. I waited outside 2.5 hours in the cold. 20°. It was so good though. 😍

  59. Jennifer Feb 26,2015 9:12 pm

    And I somehow chipped a tooth.

  60. Jennifer Feb 26,2015 9:17 pm

    And this was the tightest security I’d ever been through. Metal detector and pat down. Then I had to RUN! up two flights of stairs and down another. With my dozen legs.

    • AV Feb 26,2015 9:20 pm || Up

      are your typing fingers dozen?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Feb 26,2015 11:25 pm || Up

      And how has the company been?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  61. Future Ed Feb 26,2015 11:48 pm

    stupid friend had too much mediation for the day, and the bar wasn’t showing it, so DFA and I watched the match on Cricket at bat from teh uptown.

    AB De Villiers is a monster, and why dono’t the best batspeople go 1 and 2 in the order? is there a THe book for cricket?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Feb 27,2015 12:10 am || Up

      You want your best scoring batters to be facing a worn ball, but the opening pair are guaranteed to get a new ball (and the number 3 batter likely will too, especially in limited overs matches).

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Feb 27,2015 6:45 am || Up

        new balls favour the bowler? (you see what I did there?)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Feb 27,2015 7:58 am || Up

          ISWYDT.

          New balls favour fast bowlers, old balls favour spin bowlers.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Feb 27,2015 12:44 am || Up

      the uptown? you were in my neighborhood?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Feb 27,2015 6:47 am || Up

        uptown in SF. 17th and capp.

        There was a chance that the bar keeper would put the match on. He tried, but it wasn’t in their package.

        Incidently I rode down haight and looked at the two “pubs” there. nope 8 tvs on the warriors game

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Feb 27,2015 9:07 am || Up

          i swear. you guys copy everything.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Feb 27,2015 2:50 pm || Up

          that was one of the first bars i ever hung out at when i worked in SF. before that even, when i’d visit from santa cruz.

          i’m kinda demoralized that i didn’t recognize the name. i’m looking at google drive-by and recognize the look of the sign, but not the word that it says. and the couches look like the exact same ones that were already disgusting 15–20 years ago.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Feb 27,2015 2:56 pm || Up

            also, the uptown in my hood is closed. i can’t remember anything anymore.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Feb 27,2015 3:03 pm || Up

          I’m a little surprised Mad Dog didn’t have it.

          • Future Ed Feb 27,2015 4:50 pm || Up

            As was I.

            Maybe if teh warriors had not been on. (it was the warriors last night?)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Feb 27,2015 4:57 pm || Up

              Yep. It was a big Warriors game, but I have to think that if the bar paid for the cricket they would have shown the cricket on at least one screen.

            • AV Feb 27,2015 9:44 pm || Up
              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  62. AV Feb 27,2015 10:21 am

    watched slaying the badger last night. was about to start having some racist/culturist convictions about sleazy french cyclists and their loose allegiance to words and what they mean. then i watched stop at nothing. racist/culturist convictions avoided, whew!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. Soaker Feb 27,2015 10:29 am

    I managed to put off my 50+ colonoscopy until this morning. The prep is kind of annoying but the procedure itself isn’t horrible. But when the discharge nurse said “no alcohol today” due to the sedatives, I thinking, well that’s not a very realistic request. I’ll be sure to upload these nice color pictures of my anus, my appendiceal orifice and my ileo-cecal valve when I get a chance.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Feb 27,2015 10:43 am || Up

      that’s a lot of colonoscopy, can’t that just do 1 and not 50+

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  64. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 27,2015 6:43 pm

    Got my season tickets today, huzzah! Complete with A’s season ticket holder lunchbox, A’s season ticket holder pins, A’s season ticket holderlanyards, and (strangely) an A’s season ticket holder auto cigar lighter USB adapter. The lunchbox is super bomb diggity dank.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Feb 28,2015 12:23 pm || Up

      Because season ticket holders drive slightly and less fancy cars without USB ports, in order to pay for the tickets?

    • nevermoor Feb 28,2015 9:54 pm || Up

      I have some regrets about not having the FKing season tickets. Hope they re-simplify next year.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 28,2015 10:06 pm || Up

        Yeah, the tiers are a huge hassle, and if they don’t simplify I will probably be one-and-done as a season ticket holder. I don’t mind paying more for the higher value games; I do mind not being able to swap those games around even if I’m willing to eat that price difference.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Mar 1,2015 7:17 am || Up

          Right, and three tiers is one too many

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Mar 2,2015 8:08 pm || Up

            Plus, they always sell out the big games. Charging more is fine, but are there really unsold tickets costing them money on opening night or vs. the Yankees?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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