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  1. Jennifer Dec 18,2014 6:25 pm

    Oh yeah!

  2. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:28 pm

    So, the A’s traded a way another player…meh, whatever. I’m getting to the point where I’m not sure I’m even going to bother learning their names.

    But seriously, folks...
  3. Jennifer Dec 18,2014 6:29 pm

    I’m probably going to cancel my MLB.tv for this year.

    • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:33 pm || Up

      I watch fewer and fewer baseball games every year. You just get to a point in life where you have decide how you want to spend your free time and baseball keeps falling down that list for me.

      But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:34 pm

    If I figure our your “twist” ending within the first ten minutes then your script needed work.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 6:37 pm || Up

      Bruce Willis was Bed all along.

      • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:38 pm || Up

        pfft…I have way more hair than him…well, maybe not way more but I do have more.

        But seriously, folks...
  5. Future Ed Dec 18,2014 6:39 pm

    need some input here

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 6:42 pm || Up

      7.99

      • nevermoor Dec 18,2014 6:52 pm || Up

        3.14

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:55 pm || Up

          Bed 3:16 says I just made a joke about VORP and Kenny Rogers.

          But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:42 pm || Up

      Beats me…that joke wasn’t made during my shift as Bed. I’m pretty sure FSU was Bed that night.

      But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Dec 18,2014 6:47 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
    • AV Dec 18,2014 7:11 pm || Up

      weighted for which ballpark though?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:40 pm

    I barely got through part one of Ascension on SyFy…I’ve seen better acting at 3rd grade plays.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:47 pm || Up

      I will say this though…Tricia Helfer is aging nicely.

      But seriously, folks...
      • danmerqury Dec 18,2014 6:59 pm || Up

        Unf. She was…something on Battlestar.

        • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:00 pm || Up

          Hottest robot ever.

          But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Dec 18,2014 7:25 pm || Up

          you responded to out tweet. now follow it ans share/star

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:30 pm || Up

            Wait…our tweet came out? Well, good for him.

            But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:46 pm

    Well, we’ve got the twitter feed so when do we start the podcast?

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 18,2014 6:53 pm || Up

      Someone has to kill Bed first, then another one of us has to get arrested.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:57 pm || Up

        And then every website in world will write several pieces about it. Serial II: Dial Bed For Murder

        But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 6:59 pm || Up

      AV calls MikeV and they guess the MLS betting lines.

      • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:02 pm || Up

        Well, there would have to be a soccer segment. Josh could come in and talk about 70’s Italian prog rock.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:42 pm || Up

          Up next would be Ed with legal and spelling advice.

          But seriously, folks...
      • 5Aces Dec 18,2014 9:16 pm || Up

        I could volunteer for the “Aces eats” episodes.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Bed Dec 18,2014 9:31 pm || Up

          Everyone should chime in on what they would do with their segment.

          But seriously, folks...
          • MikeV Dec 18,2014 9:37 pm || Up

            2 chicks at once

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

          • colin Dec 19,2014 7:26 am || Up

            ptbnl and I can bore all your pants off with science

            • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:41 am || Up

              honestly thats one of my favorite parts hear.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • elcroata Dec 19,2014 11:58 am || Up

              And then I can chime in and explain how none of your bloody theorems work in real life…

              Because survival is insufficient
              • colin Dec 19,2014 12:11 pm || Up

                • andeux Dec 19,2014 12:15 pm || Up

                  Those must be from their economics department.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2014 12:25 pm || Up

                  Hah!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • colin Dec 19,2014 12:30 pm || Up

                  Generally appropriate for a school that doesn’t have any engineering programs.

                • nevermoor Dec 19,2014 1:05 pm || Up

                  …and that produces a disproportionate number of judges/law professors to actual practicing lawyers.

                  (though nowhere near Yale in that disproportion)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Dec 19,2014 1:32 pm || Up

                  to be fair, you don’t become a yalie law student without the twinkle of hope in your eyes, to either become a supreme court justice or to go to harvard to have a slightly better chance of becoming a supreme court justice.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • colin Dec 19,2014 1:39 pm || Up

                  Some damn fine experimental physicists though! Also whatever type of lawyer you are, nm.

          • 5Aces Dec 19,2014 12:09 pm || Up

            I nominate Jennifer for gross stories from the ER.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • ptbnl Dec 19,2014 11:47 pm || Up

            Cosmic Micro Brewery.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:42 am || Up

          How to win arguments and lose friends, with your host, DFA.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • elcroata Dec 18,2014 11:03 pm || Up

        Speaking of which, after they killed ESPN International, now I have US Sports 1 channel instead. Lately, their main content is MLS

        Because survival is insufficient
    • Englishmajor Dec 19,2014 1:28 pm || Up

      I’ll make a call to MailChimp. Or MailKimp if you prefer.

  8. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:50 pm

    Did the NBA know the new owner of the Kings was bat shit crazy before they sold him the team? Outside of Mitch Richmond and Rick Adelman pretty much all the other hand me downs from the Warriors have been garbage for the Kings…this owner included.

    But seriously, folks...
  9. Bed Dec 18,2014 6:52 pm

    Uh-oh…Sony has canceled the release of this lounge to theaters across the country.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 18,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      I’m going 9/11 Truther on that…Sony had a bomb on its hands and posted fake threats to generate interest in a movie nobody would care about otherwise.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:59 pm || Up

        I don’t know…Rogen and Franco have had some pretty big hit films together.

        But seriously, folks...
      • Future Ed Dec 18,2014 7:26 pm || Up

        what is sony afraid of I wonder

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:32 pm || Up

          If I had to guess I would lean towards them being afraid of Stevie Wonder.

          But seriously, folks...
  10. danmerqury Dec 18,2014 6:57 pm

    Let me guess, it’s you, Bed, with the @freekraut twitter account?

    • Bed Dec 18,2014 6:58 pm || Up

      Nope…it’s Ed. I don’t tweet or bathe.

      But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 18,2014 7:27 pm || Up

      I mostly quote bed from the lounges. ANyone is free to log in and use it, but there are rules:

      10 don’t be a dick
      20 goto 10

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin Dec 18,2014 7:33 pm || Up

        The addition of #s and @s is pretty hilarious. If anyone replies, they just need to be flooded with the 140 character escapades of Wilford Brimley and Bridget the Midget.

    • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:43 am || Up

      Well I guess I better reserve @freekraut.net so that Ed cant go insane and try to sell it back to us.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  11. Bed Dec 18,2014 7:05 pm

    I guess after we establish the podcast then it’s on to t-shirts and then the invasion of Poland.

    But seriously, folks...
  12. Bed Dec 18,2014 7:32 pm

    I guess if I ever do start a twitter account it would be so I could just tweet out Ed’s posts.

    But seriously, folks...
  13. Future Ed Dec 18,2014 7:36 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 18,2014 7:38 pm || Up

      Two more and my plan is complete…(cue evil laugh)

      But seriously, folks...
    • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:44 am || Up

      And got all of 2 interesting players in return.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • vignette17 Dec 19,2014 9:27 am || Up

        Hahn and Barreto? Lawrie nor Semien interests you? And Lester was at least interesting…

        I think Alvarez will be solid to good. Ravelo, Phegley, and Wendle all have a chance to be contributors, but I can agree they’re not interesting, although I have hopes for all 3. I tend to trust the A’s on 4th starters but Bassitt, Graveman, and Nolin are all boring.

        I actually quite liked the Norris and Shark II trades. Cespedes for Lester, I’m ambivalent on. The Donaldson trade and Shark I trade are the big mistakes. Moss was a player I think we sold at his absolute high, but the return felt super underwhelming. Moss for Jose Ramirez would have been a fucking A trade, but you can’t expect those.

        • dmoas Dec 19,2014 2:47 pm || Up

          I’m not convinced we sold high on Moss at all. Well, high as he’ll be going forward, probably. But his peak was probably at the break before he completely broke down or the previous off season. Post surgery question mark Moss doesn’t seem like a “high” but a low.

          • DFA Dec 22,2014 11:44 am || Up

            Agree on this.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • DFA Dec 22,2014 11:45 am || Up

          Simien and Barreto were the interesting ones. I thought Hahn had been converted to the pen permanently, and I don’t care about relievers.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • vignette17 Dec 22,2014 2:03 pm || Up

            And Lawrie just doesn’t fit the window?

            • DFA Dec 22,2014 2:43 pm || Up

              If I was running a medical clinic, I would be interested in getting him as a patient… otherwise?

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 8:03 pm

    Brawny wasn’t hurting anybody!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 8:06 pm || Up

      Hahn, though, was the last name of a friend who rocked hard and died young, so I will root for him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:10 pm

    Top 10 Things I hate

    10. Rudeness
    9. Bruce Lee movies
    8. Douglas MacArthur
    7. The Dutch
    6. Heavy metal
    5. Squirrels
    4. Goat cheese
    3. Denver Broncos
    2. John Elway
    1. Myself

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Dec 18,2014 8:13 pm || Up

      GOAT CHEESE?!?

      • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:18 pm || Up

        N-A-S-T-Y

        But seriously, folks...
        • Jennifer Dec 18,2014 8:20 pm || Up

          You’re high!

          • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:26 pm || Up

            This sites consistent pro goat cheese stance makes me wonder if I belong here.

            But seriously, folks...
            • ptbnl Dec 19,2014 11:50 pm || Up

              Where do you stand on squirrel cheese?

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Bed Dec 20,2014 11:08 am || Up

                I tend to stand as far a way from it as possible.

                But seriously, folks...
              • Jennifer Dec 20,2014 1:45 pm || Up

                He’s nut about it.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 8:14 pm || Up

      Douglas MacArthur was bad news, man.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 8:20 pm || Up

      Bruce Lee movies didn’t hurt anyone!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:28 pm || Up

        Bruce Lee makes Chuck Norris look like fucking Gene Hackman. Awful, awful movies and acting.

        But seriously, folks...
        • elcroata Dec 18,2014 11:06 pm || Up

          When I was in Tanzania, there was a kid who was huge on martial arts / fight movies and actors. He knew quite a lot of them. He kept calling Chuck Norris “Baba” (Grandpa)

          Because survival is insufficient
  16. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:30 pm

    There’s cranky and then there’s Neil Young cranky.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 8:33 pm || Up

      I was listening to one of his live albums from the 70s the other day, and in between songs he berates a photographer for snapping photos of him while he’s playing, telling him to take photos while people are clapping instead so he won’t hear the shutter.

      • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:34 pm || Up

        That sounds about right.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 8:40 pm || Up

          Graham Nash on Fresh Air a couple of months ago:

          GROSS: In the acknowledgements to your book, where you’re praising your friends and your family, you describe Neil Young as, quote, “the strangest of my friends.”

          NASH: He is.

          GROSS: What makes him strange?

          NASH: The man is totally committed to the muse of music. And he’ll do anything for good music. And sometimes it’s very strange. I was at Neil’s ranch one day just south of San Francisco, and he has a beautiful lake with red-wing blackbirds. And he asked me if I wanted to hear his new album, “Harvest.” And I said sure, let’s go into the studio and listen.

          Oh, no. That’s not what Neil had in mind. He said get into the rowboat.

          (LAUGHTER)

          NASH: I said get into the rowboat? He said, yeah, we’re going to go out into the middle of the lake. Now, I think he’s got a little cassette player with him or a little, you know, early digital format player. You know, so I’m thinking I’m going to wear headphones and listen in the relative peace of the middle of Neil’s lake.

          Oh, no. He has the – his entire house as the left speaker and his entire barn as the right speaker. And I heard “Harvest” coming out of these two incredibly large speakers louder than hell. It was unbelievable. Elliot Mazer, who produced Neil, produced “Harvest,” came down to the shore of the lake and he shouted out to Neil: How was that, Neil?

          And I swear to god, Neil Young shouted back: More barn!

          • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:42 pm || Up

            Awesome

            But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Dec 18,2014 8:45 pm || Up

            awesome

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2014 8:48 pm || Up

              The whole interview is great. He tells a sweet story about coming home from shopping for a vase with Joni Mitchell and writing “Our House.”

          • East Bay Evans Dec 18,2014 9:09 pm || Up

            Awesome x 3

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 9:16 pm || Up

            I only recently heard the (apparently well known) story that for the classic concert film The Last Waltz, Martin Scorsese had to edit the final print to remove a huge rock of cocaine hanging from Neil Young’s nostril during his (epic) performance of Helpless.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV Dec 18,2014 11:14 pm || Up

            heard this one before. thought it was made up. didn’t know it was nash relaying it. wow.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:56 am || Up

            I loved that interview. Its one of my all time favorites from Fresh Air

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2014 11:46 am || Up

              Right? I love how Nash describes singing for the first time with Crosby and Stills and thinking “The Hollies? Who? Forget that.”

              Also Terry Gross’ awkward “for a married guy you sure were having a lot of sex with groupies” line of questioning.

  17. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:33 pm

    Yo Mama’s so fat that I wonder if maybe she should see a doctor and find out if she has a thyroid condition.

    But seriously, folks...
  18. Kay Temple Kirk Dec 18,2014 8:35 pm

    Let’s sign Ichiro! If we’re not going to make the playoffs anyway, we might as well.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:37 pm || Up

      I’m holding out for Crash Davis.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 18,2014 9:53 pm || Up

        I want Johnny Giavotella too.

        Let’s collect interesting names to replace Samardzija.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  19. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:35 pm

    Yo Mama’s so ugly that I can’t help but wonder if anyone has told her to consider going to Macy’s to get a makeover.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 18,2014 8:46 pm || Up

      My momma went to a tattoo parlor to get a makeover.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Dec 18,2014 8:58 pm || Up

        My back is now just one life sized Bridget the Midget tattoo.

        But seriously, folks...
  20. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:38 pm

    Yo Mama’s so dumb that I have to ask…did you ever get her tested to see if she has a learning disability?

    But seriously, folks...
  21. Jennifer Dec 18,2014 8:39 pm

    Me, Mike. I’m the redhead.

  22. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:40 pm

    I have to say that summer I spent following Mike + the Mechanics on their tour of local fairs in Czechoslovakia back in 92 was the best 3 days of my life.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:45 pm

    The closest I’ve ever gotten to dating a red head is drinking a Ginger Ale.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 9:17 pm || Up

      I dated a red headed Scottish lass and a red headed Irish lass one summer. Not at the same time, unfortunately.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • DFA Dec 19,2014 7:58 am || Up

      red heads are fun.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  24. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:53 pm

    I’m happy to report that my memoir, Five Inches But It’s Thick, is going to be made into a movie. I’ll be played in the movie by Roseanne Barr.

    But seriously, folks...
  25. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:55 pm

    So…any 49ers been arrested today?

    But seriously, folks...
  26. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:57 pm

    I don’t know if Jesus is the son of God but I’m pretty sure he can hit a curve ball.

    But seriously, folks...
  27. Bed Dec 18,2014 8:59 pm

    The saddest part about being bald is I can’t get the Mark Davis bowl cut.

    But seriously, folks...
  28. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:00 pm

    My third nipple is itchy…rain must be coming.

    But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:02 pm

    Little known movie fact…The producers first choice to play John Rambo was Dom DeLuise.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:04 pm

    My last therapy session was a little hostile…the doctor told me to shut up about my mother.

    But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:05 pm

    In high school I was voted most likely to die by tripping.

    But seriously, folks...
  32. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:12 pm

    It seems odd that the Grill has more Jessica Hahn pictures than the Lounge does.

    But seriously, folks...
  33. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:41 pm

    Kings 0-2 since owner took over as head coach. I hope this losing streak goes to epic proportions.

    But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Dec 18,2014 9:45 pm

    It was cold today…I think that proves that global warming is just a hoax created by Al Gore, The Illuminati, and Colonel Sanders.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 9:51 pm || Up

      Raiders offensive warming is a hoax created by Al Saunders.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. Jennifer Dec 18,2014 10:08 pm

    1. Fuck the A’s
    2. I would like some pie

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 18,2014 10:10 pm || Up

      Fuck the pie. I would like some A.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. MikeV Dec 18,2014 10:26 pm

    Tears running down my face right now rofl

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • grover Dec 19,2014 7:26 am || Up

      Oh the memories…

      Thank you for that.

      • MikeV Dec 19,2014 8:24 am || Up

        You were really getting down, good job.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  37. Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2014 9:46 am

    “Commissioner Emeritus”? What does Selig think he is, a rabbi?

    • 5Aces Dec 19,2014 9:50 am || Up

      Special projects=BRC.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Dec 19,2014 9:54 am || Up

        Plus the construction of the Grand Mausoleum for himself adjacent to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • doctorK Dec 19,2014 10:41 am || Up

          I’d be happy to help seal him up inside that.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 19,2014 10:39 am || Up

      And lo, for the Blue Ribbon Committee only had enough work to last for one year, but through the miracle of Selig, it kept and lasted for 8 years

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2014 10:43 am || Up

        Not to mention he rigged the dreidel so it would always come up ג when the Giants spun it.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2014 11:56 am || Up

        Selig is quite an oily fellow.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Dec 19,2014 2:50 pm || Up

        You’re missing a zero or two.

        • AV Dec 19,2014 2:58 pm || Up

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • DFA Dec 22,2014 11:47 am || Up

        so win

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  38. MikeV Dec 19,2014 10:39 am

    Woah woah woah

    Now Mix ISN’T going to TJ?

    COME ON QUAKES MAKE IT HAPPEN

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2014 2:31 pm || Up
      • MikeV Dec 19,2014 2:52 pm || Up

        Wondering aloud, has there EVER been an athlete with a family member acting as their agent that was successful?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • grover Dec 19,2014 2:57 pm || Up

          Yes.I know a big league pitcher who had his brother serve as his agent for a while.

          • MikeV Dec 19,2014 3:03 pm || Up

            Interesting.

            Diskerud has had two potential MLS deals fall through at the 11th hour, supposedly because of weird shit his Dad did acting as his agent.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • grover Dec 19,2014 3:21 pm || Up

              To clarify, the pitcher has gone back to using a pro agent. I’m not sure what led him to originally dumping his previous agent but I know his brother handled negotiations while he was hurt.

  39. MikeV Dec 19,2014 3:02 pm

    THEY WOULD NEED BOTH BECAUSE FAT JOKE AMIRITE?!?!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Dec 19,2014 4:24 pm || Up

      I don’t even want to see the hats that would represent Ass-dribble.

      • dmoas Dec 19,2014 5:11 pm || Up

        At least it would be appropriate for the team and the wearers.

  40. Bed Dec 20,2014 11:19 am

    I’m outraged by the lack of outrage about the latest outrage.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Dec 20,2014 11:29 am

    Top 10 Things I love

    10. Empathy
    9. Steak
    8. Compromise
    7. Humor
    6. Most other types of cheese
    5. Friendship
    4. Bill of Rights
    3. I guess I should probably put my family on this list
    2. The Oakland Raiders
    1. Myself

    But seriously, folks...
  42. AV Dec 20,2014 11:35 am

    i bit my lip with mansplaining, because everybody gets a freebie and/or a cheapie, especially if it’s funny.

    but now that we have manspreading, i’m gonna have to go on the record: WOMPLAINING! ©AV2014

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Dec 20,2014 11:38 am || Up

      In my family it all comes down to respect for labor…basically, my wife went through labor twice so she’s in charge.

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Dec 20,2014 11:45 am || Up

        you just have good manners.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Dec 20,2014 1:01 pm || Up

          Why yes I do, kind sir. Oh, and pardon me but would happen to have any Grey Poupon?

          But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 20,2014 11:59 am || Up

      Though it didn’t coin the term, the essay that inspired it is pretty tragicomic.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Dec 20,2014 1:06 pm || Up

        classic. and i’m not misunderstanding her explanation, i don’t think.

        but i’d characterize it more as an articulation of power, which sure, is aligned with gender so closely through history to the present moment that it’s easily mistaken or equated with it, and sure it’s interesting to see the accumulation of men doing it especially as a way to talk about our living heritage of engendered power, but again, i’d begin by pointing to that as evidence of power structures rather than something specific to gender, and the entire architecture of arrogant explanation might be better exposed testing for unexpected cross-examples of it, such as can be seen when you negate or reverse the necessarily male-gendered aspect of the equation and just show it as “this is what people do when…” rather than “men have a likelihood to…”

        and since she brings up bush and political campaigns of insistence on the factually incorrect, i can’t think of a better cf than cf kirchner fielding questions at harvard. that’s in spanish, but here’s a tip of the iceberg in english.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Dec 20,2014 1:10 pm || Up

          All I know is chicks dig the long ball.

          But seriously, folks...
          • AV Dec 20,2014 1:28 pm || Up

            i’ll say!

            (which is a nice counterpoint to the article i was talking about this morning.)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  43. Bed Dec 20,2014 1:03 pm

    I don’t know…this lounge seems lacking. No Jessica Hahn pictures and no Gordon Lightfoot parodies.

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Dec 20,2014 1:07 pm

    So far our fictitious Free Kraut podcast seems light on A’s related baseball segments…that fits.

    But seriously, folks...
  45. Bed Dec 20,2014 1:13 pm

    I can’t remember if it was psychology or sociology but I had a class back in college where we studied that gender is a made up construct. I remember finding it interesting at the time but I don’t remember much about the idea itself.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 20,2014 1:21 pm || Up

      probably sosh. and it’s way more boring than the repeated appearance of the word sex implies.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Dec 20,2014 1:35 pm || Up

        The main thing I remember about sociology classes is that they were easy A’s…common sense stuff for the most part. I guess the class could have been more of a struggle for someone who was really conservative and not open to ideas that clashed with their ideology.

        But seriously, folks...
  46. AV Dec 20,2014 1:25 pm

    well then, real madrid over san lorenzo 2-0. real was clearly better but the crows have nothing to be ashamed of.

    on to the rest of my day… [looks at to-do list] xmas shopping. [looks for another game on]

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Dec 20,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      Christmas shopping is done and by that I mean my wife is finished Christmas shopping. I wonder what I bought her?

      But seriously, folks...
  47. Bed Dec 20,2014 1:45 pm

    …and now a musical interlude.

    But seriously, folks...
  48. doctorK Dec 20,2014 2:33 pm

    I’m wondering why CBS thought UCLA-Kentucky would be a watchable game.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2014 3:43 pm || Up

      If you are a CBS sports producer, for whom time stopped circa 1975, that’s a great matchup. Perfect starting place for Jim Nantz to segue to the Masters.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Jennifer Dec 20,2014 6:27 pm

    Patients always lie, House was right about that. Except! two occasions:

    1. The baby is coming,
    2. I think I’m going to die

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 20,2014 7:45 pm || Up

      What about
      1. The baby is dying,
      2. I think I’m going to come

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Jennifer Dec 20,2014 8:00 pm || Up

        1. The baby usually isn’t dying, parents just freak out sometimes. If they’re crying, they’re not dying. *not an actual saying

        2. If my patient says that to me, we could have a problem.

  50. doctorK Dec 20,2014 9:17 pm

    Wow. Just wow.

  51. nevermoor Dec 20,2014 10:18 pm

    Turns out the Niners’ defensive fairy dust runs out when we only have 2 of our best 11 defenders healthy. And a bunch of their backups hurt.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Dec 21,2014 2:46 pm || Up

      basically just FK this entire season.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  52. doctorK Dec 21,2014 4:50 pm

    Raiders showing how to deal with an otherwise-meaningless game against a desperate opponent.

    To be fair, though, they have a lot more experience with meaningless games.

    • Soaker Dec 21,2014 5:11 pm || Up

      It looks like the Raiders dropped to no better than 4th in draft position.

      Raiders-Bills was a much better game than that steaming meadow muffin of Colts-Cowboys, but the network stuck with the Cowboys all the way to the end so all of America could savor Dallas clinching their playoff spot.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • doctorK Dec 21,2014 6:36 pm || Up

        You can blame NBC for their infamous Heidi game fail in 1968 for having to watch that turkey all the way to the bitter end.

        • Bed Dec 21,2014 9:43 pm || Up

          I’ll never forgive NBC for cancelling Manimal.

          But seriously, folks...
  53. nowBodhi Dec 21,2014 6:09 pm

    Never one to let excruciating dental surgery pain keep me from a birthday blog post, here comes my contribution to this, the final day of Zappadan 2014 and what woulda been the man’s 74th birthday. If you’ve ever wondered why it took only two 1970s guest-host appearances to be banned from the show for life, have a look at this DVD of the two times Frank Zappa was unleashed upon NBC Studio 8H and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE :D~~

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  54. Jennifer Dec 21,2014 9:06 pm

    The Raiders won? Again? Celebratory dinner at Arby’s, Bed?

    • Bed Dec 21,2014 9:29 pm || Up

      We ate Buffalo Wings while we watched the mighty Raiders plunder and pillage the playoff chances of the fallen Bills.

      But seriously, folks...
  55. Jennifer Dec 21,2014 9:26 pm

    I’m looking for a tasty guacamole recipe that doesn’t use onions… or cilantro… or avocados.

    • Bed Dec 21,2014 9:30 pm || Up

      Three words…French Onion Dip

      But seriously, folks...
  56. Bed Dec 21,2014 9:39 pm

    I want a Dr. Evil movie…I’m fine if Austin Powers just has a cameo.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. Bed Dec 21,2014 9:40 pm

    Suddenly, I want some French Onion Dip.

    But seriously, folks...
  58. Bed Dec 21,2014 9:41 pm

    Next we travel into the heart of darkness and go and rip out the still beating heart out of the evil Broncos.

    But seriously, folks...
  59. Bed Dec 21,2014 9:42 pm

    Suddenly, I want a still beating Bronco heart…with a side of French Onion Dip.

    But seriously, folks...
  60. Bed Dec 21,2014 9:51 pm

    If they ever remake Nosferatu they should hire Rudy Guiliani for the lead.

    But seriously, folks...
  61. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:00 pm

    You ever feel like a rack of lamb in a bean burrito world?

    But seriously, folks...
  62. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:01 pm

    You ever climb to the third rung of a ladder and contemplate suicide?

    But seriously, folks...
  63. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:01 pm

    You ever put your entire fist in your mouth and wonder how you can monetize that skill?

    But seriously, folks...
  64. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:03 pm

    You ever shave your entire body and use the shaved hair to make a nest?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Dec 24,2014 9:02 pm || Up

      I gave my chocolate lab a bath yesterday, and got 5 cups of hair out of the bathtub after I was finished. Do you want it to make a nest?

  65. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:05 pm

    You ever eat a 20 pack of cold Chicken McNuggets to prove your manhood to your friends?

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 21,2014 11:28 pm || Up

      I did once try to eat 2x of the Wendy’s dollar menu. I failed. I blame the fact that there were two kinds of potatoes.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • colin Dec 22,2014 7:44 am || Up

        That sounds like the time I tried to eat an entire lunch from a Lithuanian restaurant in SW Chicago. The brought out a baked potato as an appetizer. Then the main course came, which included a second baked potato, along with a huge plate of sausage and cabbage. Driving back to Hyde Park, I felt like I was going to die.

  66. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:05 pm

    You ever get a full body massage from a Golden Retriever?

    But seriously, folks...
  67. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:06 pm

    You ever quote the I am God speech by Alec Baldwin at a Cub Scout meeting?

    But seriously, folks...
  68. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:07 pm

    You ever wonder if blind people understand what blinds are?

    But seriously, folks...
  69. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:08 pm

    You ever look a gift horse in the mouth and wonder how you know what a gift horse is?

    But seriously, folks...
  70. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:10 pm

    You ever find yourself at a hot dance club and wish they’d break out at least one square dance?

    But seriously, folks...
  71. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:11 pm

    You ever think about Tipper Gore wearing your old high school letterman jacket?

    But seriously, folks...
  72. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:12 pm

    You ever watch videos in slow motion of a poodle eating peanut butter?

    But seriously, folks...
  73. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:13 pm

    You ever wonder why anyone would keep a bird that sings in a cage?

    But seriously, folks...
  74. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:14 pm

    You ever wonder if the Friday the 13th movies aren’t really a clever rebuke of economic nationalism?

    But seriously, folks...
  75. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:16 pm

    You ever wonder if Craig T. Nelson would be the perfect person to play Batman?

    But seriously, folks...
  76. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:18 pm

    You ever wonder why you have the same eyes as your mom’s old boss?

    But seriously, folks...
  77. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:19 pm

    You ever wear a plaid shirt with striped pants just because you’re gangsta?

    But seriously, folks...
  78. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:20 pm

    You ever look at your car and wonder why it doesn’t shoot laser beams?

    But seriously, folks...
  79. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:24 pm

    You ever put on some lipstick and just let the night take you wherever it goes?

    But seriously, folks...
  80. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:24 pm

    You ever paid a dime to buy a nickel?

    But seriously, folks...
  81. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:31 pm

    You ever order a Dr. Pepper and get a Mr. Pibb and then wonder why God hates you?

    But seriously, folks...
  82. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:34 pm

    You ever wonder which one of these Ed is going to put on Twitter?

    But seriously, folks...
  83. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:35 pm

    You ever get ready for sex by putting on eye black?

    But seriously, folks...
  84. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:36 pm

    You ever clean your ear out with a Ford Fiesta?

    But seriously, folks...
  85. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:38 pm

    You ever think about that night you told me I completed you?

    But seriously, folks...
  86. Bed Dec 21,2014 10:39 pm

    You ever wonder how many more of these I’ll do before I finally stop?

    But seriously, folks...
  87. Soaker Dec 22,2014 6:02 am

    I was looking up some info on the spring training “Big League Weekend” hosted by the Las Vegas 51s at Cashman Field, which would fit my schedule. When it was announced on November 21 the 51s put up this graphic at the top of their Facebook page:

    Well, Donaldson departed on November 28, so on December 1 the 51s graphic was changed to this one:

    I guess they’ve said “screw it” because that second graphic is still the one that’s posted.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Dec 22,2014 8:11 am || Up

      And yet it would have been the perfect occasion for a PTBNL shirt.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Dec 22,2014 8:13 am || Up

      They should just take the original and photoshop “Last Name” over Donaldson.

  88. Soaker Dec 22,2014 2:11 pm

    So nice to sit out in the sun on the Bill King Deck for an hour or so without having to shovel snow away first. Thank you Global Warming!

    Looks like the Grim Reaper came in through the bathroom window…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  89. Future Ed Dec 22,2014 4:35 pm

    So the guy driving the PG&E car was wearing a home A’s hat.

    I called the 800 number on the back and reported that his driving was excellent.

    I just hope he was where he was supposed to be.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 23,2014 7:18 am || Up

      Brilliant!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • DFA Dec 23,2014 8:51 am || Up

      I just hope he was where he was supposed to be.

      lol

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  90. Bed Dec 23,2014 7:35 am

    I just want to wish everyone a happy holiday season and thank you for a fun 2014 here on Free Kraut. I hope your 2015 is filled with good health and happiness.

    But seriously, folks...
  91. MikeV Dec 23,2014 1:29 pm

    holy shit… if this is real

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2014 1:45 pm || Up

      Neat. Is he as good as we hope he is?

      • MikeV Dec 23,2014 2:00 pm || Up

        he would immediately be the best prospect the USMNT has ever had.

        Not a lot of 17 year olds get Champions League appearances for Arsenal.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ptbnl Dec 23,2014 2:22 pm || Up

          Though he was one of 3 to do so in that game alone, and all as second half substitutes up 3-0 in a dead rubber.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2014 2:22 pm || Up

          Donovan was probably at least on his level as a prospect as a teenager at Leverkusen. Hell, I think Julian Green made a champions league appearance for Bayern at about that age last year.

    • AV Dec 23,2014 6:04 pm || Up

      it’s a festivus miracle!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Dec 23,2014 7:26 pm || Up

        its a fake account now i’m sad.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • AV Dec 23,2014 7:30 pm || Up

          i have grievances to air.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  92. Jennifer Dec 23,2014 7:29 pm

    I shop a lot when I can’t sleep.

  93. Jennifer Dec 23,2014 7:37 pm

    I will also watch YouTube videos. Topics include: surgeries, makeup and/or hair tutorials, gag reels, at-home surgeries/I&Ds, and “best of” compilations.

    I also browse the Kindle store and download dozens of samples.

  94. nevermoor Dec 23,2014 10:46 pm

    One of Sullivan’s more interesting observations in quite awhile.

    If you were to track this pattern – strong start, weak middle, winning final streak – throughout his entire presidency, you might have expected his worst year to be the one when he was just re-elected and had the wind at his back. And you would be right. 2013 was truly awful. But you’d also expect his final years to be strong. Until recently, much of the Beltway was engaged in a rather sour judgment on this score. He was an anachronism, shellacked for the second time by the midterms, a crippled fowl hobbling toward mediocrity. The future belongs to … Mitch McConnell!

    Or not. The latest reports on economic growth suggest that Obama is now presiding over the strongest economy in more than a decade. Back in 2009, this was in no way predictable, or even likely. Compared with America’s international competitors, it’s powerful evidence that Obama’s early measures to save the US economy from the abyss were more successful than many will concede. The country, meanwhile, has experienced an energy revolution – a win-win (apart from the planet) which has also given both Putin and Khamenei the collywobbles. Sure, this was not an Obama initiative, but he didn’t get in the way. The potential for solar power has also never seemed brighter.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Dec 24,2014 7:02 am || Up

      I liked this roundup of Republican campaign boasts from 2012:

      * The Romney Standard: Mitt Romney said during the 2012 campaign that if Americans elect him, he’d get the unemployment rate down to 6% by 2016. Obama won anyway and the unemployment rate dropped below 6% two years faster.
      * The Gingrich Standard: Newt Gingrich said during the 2012 campaign that if Americans re-elected the president, gas prices would reach $10 per gallon, while Gingrich would push gas down to $2.50 a gallon. As of this morning, the national average at the pump is a little under $2.38.
      * The Pawlenty Standard: Tim Pawlenty said trillions of dollars in tax breaks would boost economic growth to 5% GDP. Obama actually raised taxes on the wealthy and GDP growth reached 5% anyway.

      A lot of this doesn’t have much to do with Obama, especially the gas prices, but I’m happy that Republicans aren’t out there taking credit for it.

  95. nowBodhi Dec 25,2014 11:10 am

    Feliz Navidad, faithful Funkateers! This Christmas morn I bring you two CDs worth of the bumpin-est Jesus Jams in the firmament — in honor of the Birthday Boy, obviously — and you’ll be pleased to note that in the 2 1/2 hours contained in them you’ll find not one single note of Christmas music! This, so that last, blackboard-scratching rendition of LET IT SNOW didn’t send me into the nearest shopping mall with an assault rifle and a box of fruitcake-colored ammunition. Blog upon a midnight clear with us as we present the music of Saturday night meeting the sentiment of Sunday morning… on a Thursday afternoon.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  96. Jennifer Dec 25,2014 2:02 pm

    Someone brought us in two pans of fudge at work. There were cat paw prints and hair on the top of each.

  97. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2014 5:45 pm

    Merry FKing Christmas, y’all!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Dec 25,2014 7:29 pm || Up

      Go to hell! Not everyone celebrates Christmas \s (You too!)

  98. nevermoor Dec 26,2014 12:53 pm

    Hope everyone enjoyed their day yesterday. Turns out two-year old Christmas is exponentially nuttier than one-year old Christmas.

    I’m happy to report that I survived.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Dec 26,2014 12:59 pm || Up

      they know.

      it’s like they leans stuff or something.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2014 1:31 pm || Up

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer Dec 26,2014 1:36 pm || Up

          The Beanie Lean

        • Future Ed Dec 26,2014 1:37 pm || Up

          I still have 23 minutes to fix this to make me look like not the dumb one

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • ptbnl Dec 29,2014 12:51 am || Up

            Rarely is the question asked: is our children leaning?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  99. Future Ed Dec 26,2014 1:48 pm

    where the fuck are my keys? I need them to get home

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  100. Jennifer Dec 26,2014 7:20 pm

    I am not entertained.

  101. mikeA Dec 27,2014 11:16 am

    The D’Angelo album is fking amazing.

  102. Bed Dec 28,2014 7:03 pm

    The 2014 Oakland Raiders season is over…I”M FREE!!!!!!

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 28,2014 10:36 pm || Up

      Ditto that.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • doctorK Dec 28,2014 10:45 pm || Up

      I turned it off after they let Anderson walk into the end zone after giving up a 70+ yard kickoff return to start the 2nd half.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2014 11:16 pm || Up

      I want McKenzie to get one more year to build on the last draft class, but I won’t be upset if he’s let go. I don’t have an opinion either way on Sparano. The offensive coaching staff needs to be completely replaced, as an absolute minimum.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Dec 28,2014 11:17 pm || Up

        I think a wholesale house cleaning would be a safe bet.

      • MikeV Dec 29,2014 10:28 am || Up

        It kinda makes me chuckle that a GM who completely fixed about a decade of salary cap hell and drafted a franchise QB and franchise pass rusher finds his job in jeopardy.

        Then again, we just let go of a HC who went to 3 straight conference championship games.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 29,2014 8:29 pm || Up

          For sure that’s the case for keeping Reggie. The case for firing him is three years of some of the crappiest football ever played.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 29,2014 8:46 pm || Up

            11-37…so much fun.

            But seriously, folks...
          • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:12 pm || Up

            Sure, under the context that it took those 3 years just to fix the financial bullshit he inherited.

            He’s had 2 full drafts since you can’t really count 2012 when he didn’t have a pick until 95, and has done pretty damn well. 2014 I’d probably say he had one of the top 3 drafts in the NFL, 2013 has some solid contributors. He probably overpaid for guys like Tuck, Woodley, and even bringing back Charles Woodson — and the Schaub trade ended up bad BUT the process was solid IMO.

            To me, that team was a 5 year project at best when McKenzie was brought in and ditching him after 3 years seems to be shortsighted. I guess that’s the NFL now though, very much what have you done for me lately.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 29,2014 9:20 pm || Up

              I’m with you, I think McKenzie has at least done enough to get another year. But not many NFL teams keep a GM who has two bad years and then manages to get much much worse.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Bed Dec 29,2014 9:24 pm || Up

                Bottom line…McKenzie said this was the year the Raiders would be competitive. Instead it was the one of the worst teams in Raiders history. I’ll give him the Mack pick but I think most GM’s would have taken Mack. As far as Carr…we’ll see. He was the 29th ranked QB this year so I’m not quite ready to call him a franchise player. Other than that the cupboard is pretty bare.

                But seriously, folks...
                • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:34 pm || Up

                  How many times have GMs or Coaches said “GUYS WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING SUCK BUT BEAR WITH US!”

                  Of course he said they would be competitive.

                  Carr was the best rookie QB in the league. I’d take him over Bortles and Teddy Throwsevelt and not even have to think about it. Take Amari Cooper 4th so Carr actually has someone to throw to and he will go off next year.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Bed Dec 29,2014 9:39 pm || Up

                  I respect your opinion, Mike but there is nothing anyone can say to make me change my mind on this. I think McKenzie has been an absolute failure as GM. I watched 47 of these 48 games the last three years. It’s been beyond awful and I blame him.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:47 pm || Up

                  Fair enough.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Bed Dec 29,2014 9:51 pm || Up

                  I am really curious to who you want as the next 49ers head coach.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:59 pm || Up

                  You know, part of me says just give Gruden a blank check. At the same time, getting one of the DCs they have asked to interview from Arizona or Seattle would be OK, but a LOT would hinge on bringing in a great offensive coordinator.

                  I know I don’t want Holmgren or Mike Shanahan, and I also think keeping Vic Fangio and several of the other defensive coaches is imperative.

                  So I guess my actual answer would be promote Fangio and then give him a badass offensive coaching staff.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Bed Dec 29,2014 10:04 pm || Up

                  Fangio has definitely proven himself as DC. It’s an interesting job. There is some top notch talent but it’s also a team with some age on it. I’d want an OC who is ready to work with Kap…I still like him but 2015 needs to be better. It’s going to be an interesting off-season.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 11:13 pm || Up

                  Agreed on Kaep. That’s the big issue.

                  If we are going to be good, he needs to be good. It’s unclear whether he can be, and we are going to lose some good players.

                  I suspect our window closed this year, since our drafts have been weak. At this point we are too old.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 29,2014 11:17 pm || Up

                  2012 was the only weak draft.

                  The biggest loss is going to be Justin Smith. By a REALLY large margin.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 30,2014 12:31 am || Up

                  2012 was F-. Not sure what about 2013 has you excited. I see a D since Reid looks like a player but the rest is nothing. This past year was good.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 30,2014 1:10 am || Up

                  Reid, Carradine, Dial, Patton, and Lattimore was a great draft. Sucks about Lattimore hanging it up early but the other 4 are going to get a ton of playing time next year.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 30,2014 2:19 am || Up

                  Lattimore is not a positive. No one else picked him because his injuries were career-ending.

                  According to one site’s advanced stats, Dial was the 7th worst DT, and Carradine/Patton didn’t make the list at all and have only GOTTEN INTO 19 games combined over two years. Not sure why I’m supposed to be excited about them.

                  Reid could be a player, but 3 concussions in 16 months is scary.

                  By my math, that could be two years of drafts with ZERO useful starters (though Reid would be one if healthy)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 30,2014 10:08 am || Up

                  Reid was a pro bowler as a rookie. He just needs to hit properly and stop knocking himself out.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 30,2014 10:57 am || Up

                  I agree he’s a talent. Health is the only concern.

                  And, of course, that makes one good player from two drafts.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Dec 30,2014 12:03 pm || Up

                  Like I said, wait for Dial, Carradine, and Patton.

                  Judging a draft after 2 seasons is silly.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Dec 31,2014 11:43 am || Up

                  why is it silly? First rounders should be starters. or at least impact players. 2 of the last 3 have not been.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Dec 31,2014 11:48 am || Up

                  Reid and Ward were both starters.

                  It’s silly because it takes more than 1 season to adjust to playing in the NFL.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • DFA Jan 6,2015 8:42 am || Up

                  Together Baalke’s last 3 first rounders have started a grand total of 2 seasons, one is no longer on the team, and the other two have major injury issues.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Jan 6,2015 11:12 am || Up

                  fangio was a genius. strategy + execution.

                  the pitstop, which was the keystone in the race plan, is hilarious, btw. driver out of the cockpit? hammers?? (they don’t even mention how supposedly one of the crew lost the lug nut under the car…)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:25 pm || Up

                Sure, but in this specific case I would say that W/L record should be secondary if not third or 4th down the list of stuff to care about.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

  103. Future Ed Dec 28,2014 7:35 pm

    Lego Marvel adventure: hour 87

    if these kids drank pepsi, they would be total sterotypes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  104. Bed Dec 28,2014 7:44 pm

    I would like to announce that I’ve reached a mutual parting of the ways with sirbed.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 10:49 am || Up

      Who got the leather couches in the divorce?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  105. Bed Dec 28,2014 7:45 pm

    When I logged on I expected to see hundreds of posts on fun things to do with fruit cake…or at least some posts about soccer.

    But seriously, folks...
  106. Bed Dec 28,2014 7:47 pm

    Now, does Harbaugh know he actually has to live in Michigan if he takes that job?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 28,2014 7:49 pm || Up

      It’s always a bit dicey when someone who lives in Arkansas makes fun of another region of the country. I’ll say this for Michigan…it may be really cold there but at least it’s also really cold there.

      But seriously, folks...
  107. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:12 pm

    You heard it here first…Gerald Ford will not win the 1976 Presidential Election.

    But seriously, folks...
  108. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:13 pm

    I just thought you should know…No, it wasn’t her it was you and yes, she was cheating on you with your buddy Jason.

    But seriously, folks...
  109. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:16 pm

    Your geography question of the lounge. Which continent has the most countries on it?

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 29,2014 12:59 am || Up

      Being a smart-ass I was going to argue for the 50 signatories of the Antarctic Treaty, but Africa still wins.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  110. Jennifer Dec 28,2014 8:18 pm

    Someone broke twitter.

    • Bed Dec 28,2014 8:24 pm || Up

      I blame Ed…or Reggie McKenzie…or maybe they’re working together.

      But seriously, folks...
  111. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:29 pm

    Watched a few comedies this week…22 Jump Street – Funny. Let’s Be Cops – Funnier. Old Yeller – Funniest movie ever.

    But seriously, folks...
    • colin Dec 29,2014 5:33 am || Up

      I watched 12 Years a Slave — laugh riot

    • East Bay Evans Dec 30,2014 12:19 am || Up

      Finally saw 2008’s Tropic Thunder. Damn, that’s an enjoyable one.

      More on topic, Aronofsky’s Requiem for a Dream inspires a lot of laughter… Juice!

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 10:51 am || Up

      I actually watched a movie too!

      I think it was called “Tammy”. I don’t remember much of it, other than Tyne Daly lighting vehicles on fire, but it was mildly amusing, and Susan Sarandon is always badass.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  112. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:36 pm

    I thought adulthood was going to be one long Benny Hill episode. It turns out the basic cable of my childhood misled me.

    But seriously, folks...
  113. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:37 pm
    But seriously, folks...
  114. Bed Dec 28,2014 8:39 pm

    I have to say I’m a little surprised. I thought for sure that trivia questions about geography would drive traffic to an A’s baseball related website. I mean…I thought that was accepted wisdom at this point.

    But seriously, folks...
  115. Jennifer Dec 28,2014 8:53 pm

    Sometimes I just feel like making crafts.

  116. doctorK Dec 28,2014 10:48 pm
    • MikeV Dec 28,2014 10:54 pm || Up

      Rumor is Harbaugh refused to fire Roman, which is what lead to them letting him go.

      Basically they are putting their hopes into the guy who built the team and not the guy who coached them.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • doctorK Dec 28,2014 11:06 pm || Up

        I fault York for this mess. A good owner (Eddie D, for example) would get the two parties together and say to them, “Trent, you’re my GM, Jim, you’re my coach, now work together or I’ll cut off your balls”. Instead, he exposes how idiotic he is on Twitter with damn-fool apologies.

        My brother should be thrilled, though, since he’s a Michigan grad.

        • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 9:18 am || Up

          I hadn’t heard Mike’s theory, but it really does make sense. Roman is such a complete disaster as an OC that I can see the logic.

          Also, it really does sound like a lot of the players hate him (the Anthony Davis concussion thing is troubling). And please, for the love of god, can we hire someone who can call plays on time?!?

          What are the odds Fangio stays and gets the promotion?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV Dec 29,2014 11:17 am || Up

            Fangio is supposedly not interested in a HC job.

            The leading internal candidate is Tomsula.

            So far they’ve asked for permission to interview the Cardinals and the Seahawks DCs. There is also talk of Josh McDaniels (nothx) and Kyle Shanahan (eh.)

            Whatever they do, they need to not have shit be so complicated. Roman outsmarted himself so damn much.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 11:56 am || Up

              I love me some Tomsula but no idea if he’s capable of that leap.

              If Fangio is staying we need an offense-minded guy. If he’s going then I have no idea what the right choice would be.

              Roman just has no ability to adapt his preferences to his actual players. Matters less in college, I suspect, but he really didn’t put our guys in the best position to succeed once the league caught up to his crazy formations. And he routinely got out-coached at halftime.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • MikeV Dec 29,2014 2:59 pm || Up

                Yeah, losing to San Diego truly cemented that the offense via Roman had a complete inability to make adjustments at halftime.

                However, he’s Michigan’s problem now. He’s going with Harbaugh!

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 4:09 pm || Up

                  Excellent.

                  It’s crazy that this team scored something like 30 4th quarter points. We had some 30 point first halves.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 2:15 pm || Up

              Contradiction on Fangio. If he wants it he sure as hell earned it this year.

              Fangio, 56, who just finished his 28th NFL season, has expressed his desire to be the 49ers’ next head coach to the front office. He bolstered his candidacy this season as the 49ers entered Sunday’s 20-17 win over Arizona with the NFL’s fifth-ranked defense despite placing seven defensive players on injured reserve since the start of the regular season.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • MikeV Dec 29,2014 3:40 pm || Up

                Oh nice!

                I’d actually be OK with that, and I’d trust him to bring in a good OC.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 4:08 pm || Up

                  Yeah. Anyone who can take our second string and shut down good offenses (non-Denver edition) is a guy to keep.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 29,2014 11:09 am || Up

      I’m going to miss the pictures and gifs of enraged Harbaugh. What a glorious psychopath that man appears to be.

      • Englishmajor Dec 29,2014 12:40 pm || Up

        Not to mention the quotes. Jive Turkey Gobblers is the best of all time, but we always knew on a Monday morning that there would be an awesome soundbite to pull off his postgame presser, as surely as there would be absolutely nothing in Kaepernick’s.

      • batgirl Dec 29,2014 4:58 pm || Up

        I still miss watching him race down the Stanford sidelines screaming at the refs while his laminated play card bounced along behind him on a bungee attached to his khakis.

  117. Bed Dec 29,2014 3:29 pm

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Raiders unable to get Jerry Glanville to sign contract turn their attentions to Doug Glanville.

    But seriously, folks...
  118. Bed Dec 29,2014 8:47 pm

    Okay, FSU…who should be the next Raiders head coach?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 10:54 am || Up

      Peyton “Blanda” Manning
      Coach, backup QB, and Punter

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  119. Bed Dec 29,2014 8:57 pm

    Okay, Jennifer…who should be the next Secretary of the Interior?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  120. Bed Dec 29,2014 8:58 pm

    Okay, Ed…who should be the next James Bond?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 10:54 am || Up

      Laverne Cox

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • batgirl Dec 30,2014 12:56 pm || Up

      Idris Elba!!!!!!

      • ptbnl Dec 30,2014 1:14 pm || Up

        Thandie Newton!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • batgirl Dec 30,2014 2:25 pm || Up

          We probably need both just to be sure!

          • ptbnl Dec 30,2014 3:33 pm || Up

            She could be Jane Bond and he could be the Bond guy.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • batgirl Dec 30,2014 3:37 pm || Up

              That would be fabulous!!!!

            • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 6:40 pm || Up

              That’s pretty much what I was going for.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Future Ed Dec 31,2014 9:02 am || Up

                need Laverne Cox’s brother then too

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  121. Bed Dec 29,2014 8:59 pm

    Okay, Mike…who should be the next 49ers head coach?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  122. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:01 pm

    Okay, Glorious Mundy…who should be the next Surgeon General?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  123. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:01 pm

    Okay, nevermoor…who should be the next American Idol?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 11:14 pm || Up

      EN

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  124. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:02 pm

    Okay, doctorK…who should be the next Governor of Maine?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  125. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:03 pm

    Okay, colin…who should be the next Miss America?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  126. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:04 pm

    Okay, andeux…who should host the 2032 Summer Olympics?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  127. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:05 pm

    Okay, dmoas…who should give me one of their kidneys?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 30,2014 10:55 am || Up

        Yeah! I mean, he’s got like, twelve of them, right?

        Get him to give up one of his superfluous nipples while you’re at it.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  128. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:06 pm

    Okay, AV…who should win the next Royal Rumble?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  129. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:07 pm

    Okay, ptbnl…who should be the next Prime Minister of Canada?

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      Rickey

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  130. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 29,2014 9:11 pm

    @bed: Lyndon Johnson.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Dec 29,2014 9:14 pm || Up

      @bed: John Lydon’s son.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Dec 29,2014 9:19 pm || Up

        New Canadian Prime Minister John Lydon’s son said Canada will napalm their opponents in 2015 but ultimately get bogged down in a quagmire and then turn the Prime Minister’s job over to Richard Nixon.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 29,2014 9:17 pm || Up

      New Raiders head coach Lyndon Johnson said the Raiders would napalm their opponents in 2015 but ultimately get bogged down in a quagmire and then turn their head coaching job over to Richard Nixon.

      But seriously, folks...
  131. Bed Dec 29,2014 9:21 pm

    Just so you know…anytime I repeat a joke that second version is the director’s cut for the Blu-Ray…and if this is a repeated joke…well, at least we’ll always have Paris.

    But seriously, folks...
  132. MikeV Dec 29,2014 9:38 pm

    ZELALEM!

    Yay.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  133. Bed Dec 29,2014 10:06 pm

    My guess is the Raiders either hire Del Rio or just punt and bring back Sparano on a two year deal. Until this team figures out where it’s going to play it might be really hard to bring in a top coach. If McKenzie and Sparano return I won’t like it but I’ll be rooting for them to succeed…I really need to take up drinking.

    But seriously, folks...
  134. Bed Dec 29,2014 10:10 pm

    I put the over/under for Harbaugh at Michigan at 5 seasons…I’d lean towards the under. I think he’s just built to move on every few years.

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 29,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      Yup. If he finishes that contract it will be a massive upset.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • oblique Dec 29,2014 10:16 pm || Up

      I’ll take the under. He’ll regroup and be back in the NFL.

      • Bed Dec 29,2014 10:19 pm || Up

        Well, maybe the Los Angeles Raiders can get him in 2017.

        But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Dec 29,2014 11:15 pm || Up

        I dunno. College coaches can become gods, and work forever just by recruiting way better players.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Dec 29,2014 11:23 pm || Up

          He did that twice already.

          I truly believe at this point he wears out his welcome in 3-4 years wherever he is. Supposedly he wore out his welcome at Stanford because he kept trying to get the AD to lower admission standards.

          He’s like the Larry Brown of football.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Future Ed Dec 30,2014 10:06 am || Up

            won’t be a problem at michigan

            Zing!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  135. Bed Dec 29,2014 10:21 pm

    I once watched Trent Dilfer say National Football League 17 times in 3 minutes.

    But seriously, folks...
  136. Bed Dec 29,2014 10:24 pm

    I once watched Trent Dilfer eat 17 hot dogs in 3 minutes…and I watched it in slo-mo.

    But seriously, folks...
  137. MikeV Dec 29,2014 10:40 pm

    Interesting.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  138. MikeV Dec 29,2014 11:25 pm

    I.. Well, I mean I dunno what the fuck he was doing for SF, so..

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  139. MikeV Dec 29,2014 11:49 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Jan 6,2015 11:08 am || Up

      hmm… start with the dateline, october 2014.

      a team from honduras is (was) coming to SJ to play a friendly against the quakes. apparently quakes paid for the whole thing, asking for priority for a possible player TBNL transfer.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  140. Jennifer Dec 30,2014 12:04 am

    People I can’t keep from mixing up in my head:

    Mark Mangino – Eric Mangini
    Phil Mickelson – Jack Nicklaus – Jack Nicholson
    Amy Adams – Isla Fisher
    Minka Kelly – Leighton Meester
    Ice Cube – Ice T
    Rita Ora – Iggy Azlaea – Azealia Banks
    Green Hornet – Green Arrow – Green Lantern

    • Jennifer Dec 30,2014 12:16 am || Up

      I also thought Daniel Day-Lewis was in “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” and was fucking PUMPED. Total letdown.

    • MikeV Dec 30,2014 12:17 am || Up

      Iggy Azlaea has the biggest ass on that list

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • doctorK Dec 30,2014 10:22 am || Up

        uhh

        Yeah, a singer who can’t sing needs to have something else.

    • Jennifer Dec 30,2014 12:30 am || Up

      Bill Hader – Jon Heder

    • 5Aces Dec 30,2014 7:43 am || Up

      When I was a kid I confused Burt Reynolds and Clint Eastwood. Yeah, I dont know how either, but I did.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 30,2014 10:01 am || Up

      Which of the Greens is the one Superman wanted nothing to do with in the Lego Movie?

      • East Bay Evans Dec 30,2014 12:07 pm || Up

        Lantern.

        • MikeV Dec 30,2014 12:18 pm || Up

          Soylent

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • East Bay Evans Dec 30,2014 4:49 pm || Up

            Heh, nice. Always wanted to try the new stuff they’ve been marketing, tho’ not the people kind.

      • andeux Dec 30,2014 12:23 pm || Up

        Grant.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Dec 30,2014 1:01 pm || Up

          Mo

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Dec 30,2014 1:51 pm || Up

            Mr. In the Conservatory. With the lead pipe.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty

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