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Breaking News!!! Billy Beane has just traded all the guys he just traded for so he could get a new set of guys to trade. I think this calls for a new lounge…well, that and the other one was getting full.

378 thoughts on “The Lounge where our love is bigger than a Subaru

  1. Bed Dec 9,2014 2:25 pm

    Muggy in spirit.

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    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 9,2014 3:00 pm || Up

      Druggy in execution.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. 5Aces Dec 9,2014 2:55 pm

    Foggy is the new muggy here. 3 hr delay this morning and the fog really hasnt completely lifted yet.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:07 pm

    I thought for sure I’d check back in and see at least 100 posts about soccer in here.

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    • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:13 pm || Up

      Who do you think Orlando will take in the expansion draft, Bed?

      • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:17 pm || Up

        I’m guessing either Orlando Bloom or Orlando Pace…or Pele.

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        • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:18 pm || Up

          Tony Orlando is unprotected.

          • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:21 pm || Up

            I think we all know why…he only plays well at Dawn.

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      • MikeV Dec 9,2014 6:40 pm || Up

        I actually think orlando has been doing pretty well so far, better than nycfc.

        Patrick Mullins should be their pick #1.

        MacMath should be #2.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  4. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:08 pm

    Big Mac or Whopper?

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    • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:15 pm || Up

      Quarter pounder with cheese, if I must.

      • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:18 pm || Up

        Hmm…I’ll admit I occasionally crave a Big Mac…I can’t remember the last time I had a Whopper.

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        • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:19 pm || Up

          I don’t have much experience with Burger King, but from what little I had some 10 years ago the Whopper tasted weird to me. There was an off flavor every time that I couldn’t figure out.

          • AV Dec 9,2014 6:23 pm || Up

            fake smoke flavor, probably.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:25 pm || Up

              But, but, they cooked their burgers over an actual grill, not like those griddling commies at McDs!

              • AV Dec 9,2014 6:27 pm || Up

                that’s my probably. i only suspect it’s fake smoke somehow, just out of general fast food distrust.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • andeux Dec 9,2014 6:24 pm || Up

            Just the opposite for me: McDonalds food seems really artificial, even compared to other fast food burgers.

            TINSTAAFK
            • AV Dec 9,2014 6:25 pm || Up

              i’m with you.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:26 pm || Up

              Both pale in comparison to Wendy’s and Jack in the Box, at least according to my memories from the 90s.

          • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:25 pm || Up

            In my memory Whoppers were always a little soggy.

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        • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:20 pm || Up

          Big Mac is too much bread and shredded lettuce.

          • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 6:22 pm || Up

            Quarter pounder with Mac sauce.

            • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:27 pm || Up

              I feel like asking for this would cause chaos in the McDs production line.

          • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:22 pm || Up

            The secret sauce…aka Thousand Island Dressing…does something to me.

            But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 9,2014 6:22 pm || Up

      i’m not entirely ashamed to admit i was a bit of a whoppertunist during a time. and the only time i enjoyed the flavor of a mcd’s food-style eating item was during the mcd-l-t era. which was basically a whopper in two attached boxes.

      but i drove by this school last weekend and, even though i’ve seen it before, i was aghast and enraged all anew.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:24 pm || Up

        I still sneak in an Egg McMuffin once or twice a month. It’s my guilty pleasure food.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 9,2014 6:28 pm || Up

          Jack in the Box for me. The sourdough Jack is a reasonable burger, by fast food standards. Still, if I have time to get out of my car I’m heading to Nations.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:29 pm || Up

            The last time I was in Oregon visiting my Mom I made sure I hit Round Table and Jack in the Box…I miss them and Togo’s.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:31 pm || Up

              I wonder if J in the B still has that burger with the onions rings inside. So good…

              • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:33 pm || Up

                As far as fast food goes Jack in the Box is high end.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:36 pm || Up

                  It’s pretty good. I tend to get more excited about the ones I can’t access on the regular. Bojangles and Steak and Shake, for example.

                • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:39 pm || Up

                  Steak and Shake is too greasy for me and I don’t care for their fries. I’ve never heard of Bojangles. The only two fast food places I hit…well, three since Miss Hawaii must have Arby’s from time to time is Backyard Burger and Chik fil-A.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:41 pm || Up

                  My feelings for Steak and Shake come from my midwestern grandfather taking me there whenever we visited, so it’s not about the food for me. I haven’t been there but once since I was 10.

                  I do like Chick fil-A quite a bit.

                • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:43 pm || Up

                  Yeah, food can really evoke memories. I don’t know what Chik fil-A does with their chicken but that stuff is like crack.

                  But seriously, folks...
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:30 pm || Up

            Has anyone been to The Smokehouse on Telegraph recently? That was my spot decades ago, but I can’t remember whether it was actually that good.

            • AV Dec 9,2014 6:32 pm || Up

              yes, and no, it’s not actually good. it’s OK fast food, and all about the experience of being there. patties are thin and dry is my main complaint.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 10:17 am || Up

                Gotta dig the outdoor seating + lawn though. I think they still have that.

          • AV Dec 9,2014 6:38 pm || Up

            wow. i can’t remember getting a fast food chain burger that wasn’t in-n-out in the past 10 years or so.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:39 pm || Up

              Same, unless Five Guys counts. Or Super Duper.

              • AV Dec 9,2014 6:44 pm || Up

                i don’t know super duper but from the website i don’t think it counts.

                maybe it compares with true burger, my monthly habit.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:46 pm || Up

                  It’s very good, and they have good beer on tap.

            • AV Dec 9,2014 6:40 pm || Up

              oh, my sister took me to 5 guys to compare with in-n-out last year.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 10,2014 8:55 am || Up

              Same thing with me. In fact, In n Out (and 5 Guys) might be the only fast food burgers I’ve ever had. I always got the chicken nuggets type option at fast food places growing up

  5. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:26 pm

    Red licorice or black licorice or licorice is the spawn of Satan?

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    • andeux Dec 9,2014 6:26 pm || Up

      Black licorice is the only true licorice.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:27 pm || Up

        I love red licorice…it’s my favorite candy.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 9,2014 6:29 pm || Up

          Both are great to me. I’m bi that way.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:28 pm || Up

        True, and it’s disgusting.

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:30 pm || Up

          I can’t eat black licorice…I’ve tried. It tastes like death wrapped in disease.

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        • andeux Dec 9,2014 6:32 pm || Up

          Disagree.

          TINSTAAFK
      • AV Dec 9,2014 6:30 pm || Up

        i love these.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 9,2014 6:30 pm

    I would like to not be kept awake by helicopters tonight please.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:32 pm || Up

      I don’t miss that from Sacramento. The only thing that keeps me awake at night is my family.

      But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:35 pm

    Peanut butter and jelly sandwich or grilled cheese sandwich?

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    • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 6:37 pm || Up

      Yes please.

    • MikeV Dec 9,2014 6:41 pm || Up

      grilled cheese easy

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      Grilled cheese for me…on sourdough bread with real butter and three slices of sharp cheddar.

      But seriously, folks...
      • dmoas Dec 9,2014 8:35 pm || Up

        One please.

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:37 pm || Up

          I know…after I wrote this I started to crave one right away.

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      • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:37 pm || Up

        I like putting mayo or ketchup on my grilled cheese.

        • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:39 pm || Up

          Inside?

          • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:43 pm || Up

            Yes. Sometimes pickles too.

            I cook my grilled cheese two halves at the same time, then putting them together. Right before I put them together, add whatever you want. Bacon is another good one.

            • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:47 pm || Up

              There is no wrong way…whatever floats your boat or in this case your sandwich.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:49 pm || Up

                Sandwiches are the best. I fucking love sandwiches. I currently love burgers with bacon and an over easy egg on top. Damn, I need me some Red Robin.

                • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:03 pm || Up

                  Oh, look. Jennifer loves everything.

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:39 pm || Up

          Well…uh…okay.

          But seriously, folks...
  8. Jennifer Dec 9,2014 6:37 pm

    I’m done with this kidney stone.

    • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:40 pm || Up

      Glad to hear it…I’ve heard those things can be bastards.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 6:44 pm || Up

        I’m done with it, it’s not done with me. Dr. Hottie is giving me until Thursday to pass it before we start talking about surgery.

        • AV Dec 9,2014 6:46 pm || Up

          i don’t like surgery. hope it passes.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Dec 9,2014 6:52 pm || Up

          Well, good luck…hopefully this to shall pass.

          But seriously, folks...
  9. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:42 pm

    I’m about to take the journey towards becoming bilingual so get ready for Bed in Spanish.

    But seriously, folks...
  10. Bed Dec 9,2014 6:51 pm

    What was a food that you loved as a kid that you no longer care for?

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    • Bed Dec 9,2014 7:31 pm || Up

      French toast for me…I ate so much of it as a kid that I no longer want to eat it.

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Dec 9,2014 8:07 pm || Up

        i can’t really think of any.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:09 pm || Up

          Yeah, I love all of the stuff I loved and a lot of the stuff I hated.

          • AV Dec 9,2014 8:16 pm || Up

            thought there’d be some dessert that now tastes too sweet, but… i’m eating ice cream before dinner.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:29 pm || Up

              There have been times when the only thing I ate for dinner was ice cream…and that was what I like to call a great dinner.

              But seriously, folks...
            • sslinger Dec 10,2014 1:30 pm || Up

              Has anyone tried this new nostalgia bakery yet? I used to love Ho-Ho’s but haven’t had one in years, although it’s tempting to try some from there. Was never the biggest pop-tart fan but good fresh ones could be tasty.

              • sslinger Dec 13,2014 12:21 pm || Up

                Stopped in yesterday. The twinkies were pretty darned good, but the pop tart was disappointing – nice crust but not enough filling. And it’s expensive.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 10,2014 9:00 am || Up

            I think I’m mostly in the same boat. A lot more adding than subtracting

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:10 pm || Up

          I think that means you lose ten made up points, in our made up game, that has no rules, and isn’t actually a game.

          But seriously, folks...
          • AV Dec 9,2014 8:13 pm || Up

            i protest. seems like a non answer, but GM found statistical value.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:24 pm || Up

              After further review…AV gets the ten points back and Bed is docked ten points for post interference.

              But seriously, folks...
              • AV Dec 9,2014 8:29 pm || Up

                points! mine!!1

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:41 pm || Up

        French toast is wonderful, but I’m not very good at making it. I never have enough of the eggy soaky stuff for all of the bread, and I start out putting too much butter in the pan and then not enough, some of it comes out soggy and some dry…it’s a mess.

        My pancakes and waffles kick ass though.

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:45 pm || Up

          When I was little, right after my parents got divorced, one of the things my mom could afford to make was French toast so we had it all the time. I have a soft spot for it in my heart because it reminds me of all the sacrifices my mom made for me back then. She often wouldn’t eat anything. Luckily things turned around but in the interim we ate a lot of French toast and I got burned out on it.

          But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:20 pm || Up

      Things I used to like but no longer care for:
      Campbell’s soup (any flavor but chowder)
      tomato slices
      cheese in a salad
      strawberries
      grapes
      pickles
      corn bread
      *I still eat most of the above, but only in certain preparations

      Things I used to hate but now eat:
      spaghetti
      celery
      raw bell peppers
      pork products
      hamburgers
      pancakes

      Things I still don’t eat:
      raw onions (certain cooked onions are okay)
      cooked bell peppers
      ham and beans
      bananas
      coffee in any form, including desserts

      • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:26 pm || Up

        I’m with you on coffee. I think you might be the first person I’ve ever heard of who didn’t like spaghetti as a kid. I think for some kids that’s pretty much all they’ll eat.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:28 pm || Up

          It had onions in it. I REALLY hate onions.

          • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:32 pm || Up

            Well, it’s easy enough to make spaghetti without onions in the sauce. Little Miss Arkansas loves macaroni with red sauce.

            But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Dec 9,2014 8:47 pm || Up

          The eldest Ace has a thing against sauces. He would eat noodles, but not it you put sauce on them. He also liked rice, but only plain. And he still hates any sort of salad dressing. We actually tried for a long time to get him to try ranch with things. Finally we realized “hey, maybe its ok if the kid doesnt want a bunch of fat and oil…”

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:49 pm || Up

            I hated salad dressing so much as a kid. I would eat dry salad all the time.

          • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:53 pm || Up

            Little Miss Arkansas is not a picky eater. Sadly this means she also likes to nibble on her Mom’s Arby’s “food”. Baby Phil just eats raw meat that he tracks down and kills himself.

            But seriously, folks...
              • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:01 pm || Up

                My son cracks me up…he’s lot of fun for a one year old.

                But seriously, folks...
            • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:01 pm || Up

              This summer I was babysitting a little girl who would eat tomatoes raw like an apple. She was about 4. After her second tomato, she suddenly stops what she’s doing, stands still for a few seconds, and says, “I have to pee!”

              I can hear the aftermath from the next room. She yells down the hall, “I’m not peeing and I don’t know how to wipe my butt!”

              Kids are great.

              • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:04 pm || Up

                Every day is something new and our two kids are so different. It’s an adventure.

                But seriously, folks...
          • DFA Dec 11,2014 8:15 pm || Up

            maybe hes a super taster.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:26 pm || Up

        Corn bread is so awesome. I want some corn bread.

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:27 pm || Up

          I’m not big on corn bread or biscuits…this makes me not quite fit in here in the South.

          But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Dec 11,2014 8:22 pm || Up

        Things that I use to dislike when I was a kid but now eat:
        Kraut
        Beets
        Anchovies
        Capers
        taragon
        Asparagus
        Smoked salmon
        tofu

        Things that I use to eat and now hate:

        Things that I still don’t like:
        Sardines

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • ptbnl Dec 9,2014 8:29 pm || Up

      Things I used to love to eat, but no longer do:
      Meat
      Fish

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:31 pm || Up

        My wife would divorce me if I said I was getting rid of fish in our house…I would do the same if she got rid of steak.

        But seriously, folks...
      • elcroata Dec 9,2014 9:29 pm || Up

        No longer love or no longer eat

        Because survival is insufficient
  11. Bed Dec 9,2014 8:35 pm

    A couple of my KC friends are trying to get me to come up for the Raiders game this Sunday…life if going to get in the way this time though.

    But seriously, folks...
  12. Jennifer Dec 9,2014 8:36 pm

    I know I’m a nurse. I’ve had kidney stones before. But I googled “how to pass a kidney stone” just in case there was something I didn’t know. This is what the first page said.

    • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:38 pm || Up

      I’ll start praying to my lord and savior Al Davis right away…that kidney stone must go down and it must go down hard. Just pass the stone, baby!

      But seriously, folks...
      • andeux Dec 9,2014 8:50 pm || Up

        Great, now she’ll try to pass it, but some former sprinter will drop it.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:55 pm || Up

          Well, hopefully she’ll get someone from the 67-85 vintage. She’ll be fine unless there are any Steelers in there.

          But seriously, folks...
        • batgirl Dec 10,2014 1:22 pm || Up

          BwaHaHa

        • DFA Dec 11,2014 8:23 pm || Up

          ASVD

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  13. Bed Dec 9,2014 8:42 pm

    The Power of Davis compels you to go deep…and to sue the NFL.

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    • Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2014 8:44 pm || Up

      The PowerPoint of Davis compels you to coach at the University of Tennessee

      • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:46 pm || Up

        Glorious Mundy not only wins the lounge…he may have just won the year.

        But seriously, folks...
  14. Bed Dec 9,2014 8:50 pm

    Good grief…I can’t even vote for the winner in special elections anymore. Sad day for Fayetteville.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 9,2014 8:58 pm || Up

      Man…this whole state is going hard red.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:02 pm || Up

        That time of the month, eh?

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:05 pm || Up

          It would appear so. Oh well…lose some and lose some others. I think I’m going to skip the news and watch more movies.

          But seriously, folks...
          • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:06 pm || Up

            I just watched The Nightmare Before Christmas (Mike told me to) and 22 Jump Street. They were both okay.

            • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:10 pm || Up

              We just watched Guardians of the Galaxy…it was fun. I thought 21 Jump Street was a lot of fun so I’d like to see the sequel.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:11 pm || Up

                22 Jump Street makes fun of itself a lot.

                • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:14 pm || Up

                  I like that in a movie.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • vignette17 Dec 10,2014 8:06 am || Up

                  For a comedy sequel, 22 Jump Street acquits itself fantastically. I’m not sure I can think of a better comedy sequel off the top of my head.

                • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 10:20 am || Up

                  Evil Dead 2?

                • colin Dec 10,2014 12:18 pm || Up

                  That’s a comedy remake of a non-comedy. But yeah, super awesome.

                • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 1:36 pm || Up

                  True, true.

            • MikeV Dec 9,2014 11:22 pm || Up

              YOU TAKE THAT BACK

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

  15. 5Aces Dec 9,2014 8:52 pm

    I love that all the kids still love to watch Rudolph. And no child wants to play with a Charlie-In-The-Box.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • batgirl Dec 10,2014 1:23 pm || Up

      We’ve got to get the women and children back to Christmas Town!

  16. Bed Dec 9,2014 9:07 pm

    Best Christmas movie?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:10 pm || Up

      Too hard to decide.

      • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:11 pm || Up

        It’s a tough one…I’m not sure how I’d answer it.

        But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:19 pm || Up

        The Santa Clause
        National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
        Home Alone
        It’s A Wonderful Life
        The Polar Express
        Ernest Saves Christmas
        Elf

        • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:27 pm || Up

          Cool list…here’s mine.

          A Christmas Story
          It’s A Wonderful Life
          National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
          Scrooged
          Die Hard…yes, it’s a Christmas movie
          Bad Santa

          But seriously, folks...
    • elcroata Dec 9,2014 9:28 pm || Up

      Die Hard

      Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Dec 9,2014 10:05 pm || Up

      best? the dead.

      favorite? metropolitan.

      that i really like and is actually appropriate to watch with family on xmas day? the man who came to dinner.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 10:19 am || Up

      Gotta throw Eyes Wide Shut in there.

      • AV Dec 10,2014 10:28 am || Up

        definitely worth mentioning in that, yes it’s actually an xmas movie, kind of way. and i was going to, but then i remembered i didn’t actually like it. (based on only one viewing, in which kidman’s acting made me want to leave the room whenever she came in. i may feel different if i see it again. but that’s a huge if.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 1:34 pm || Up

          I ended up enjoying it the first and only time I saw it. Mainly for the visuals and score, though I thought Cruise was pretty solid. Some day I’ll have to watch it again, hopefully on the big screen. Kubrick films tend to improve in reception with age so EWS’ 1999 release doesn’t do it any favors with viewers at large. It probably isn’t among his top tier movies, but on the whole I think it’s above average and worth watching to understand the guy’s diverse craft.

          Then there’s Marty:
          MARTIN SCORSESE: “Remarkable film, remarkable. And the more you see Eyes Wide Shut, the more you get involved in that world. At certain points you don’t want to, because it’s too painful, but it’s…and Bernardo Bertolucci was saying this in Rome, he said “Eyes Wide Shut is really good, he puts you into his world!” and I said “yeah, I really know!”

          Another interesting fact, just looking at the wiki page: “The film spent a long time in production, and holds the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous film shoot period, at 400 days.” Whoa.

          • AV Dec 10,2014 1:53 pm || Up

            i knew it took forever to shoot, didn’t know it made guinness. there’s a line somewhere that the best thing about EWS is that it kept cruise from making another movie for a year and a half.

            this is also part of the lore.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 3:25 pm || Up

              I have a feeling wrangling with Kirk Douglas back in 1960 resolved whatever control issues Kubrick had dealing with high powered actors. He completely controlled the creation of the movies he made after that, albeit with careful attention to feedback from just about anyone working on the set.

              Also, Kubrick didn’t really maintain ties all the much with actors (including R Lee Ermey probably) following the creation of his films… that combined with the fact that others haven’t come out to agree with the notion that Kubrick was bullied makes me think that Ermey was either embellishing or expressing his dislike of the film through tall tales.

              Another view, from Jan Harlan, his executive producer:

              Q: Of all Kubrick’s movies, was there any one that he personally was most satisfied with or held higher up than any of his other films?

              “Well I think he particularly liked Eyes Wide Shut. Yes. He really was happy with that. Probably because it was the hardest film to do for him. It was such a struggle and such a difficult topic. It was a hidden film. There were so many things the audience had to really decipher for themselves. And tremendous performances by everybody, and he was very happy with it. But obviously I think the audience didn’t share his enthusiasm in the Northern European Anglo-Saxon world. In Japan they did. And in Italy, Spain and France they did. But you know that’s just what you get to do. That’s how it is.”

              Source

              Which could just be a reflection of Kubrick’s intense investment on current projects. Still, I’d be more inclined to trust Harlan than Ermey, personally.

              • AV Dec 10,2014 4:40 pm || Up

                well, fuck.

                now i have to watch it again just to see what there is to decipher. the apollo landing was actually clipped from outtakes of a frontscreen projected porn movie with CGI characters spliced in to cover up buzz aldrin’s boner!

                or i could let it stand as one of those movies from a director whose work i otherwise thoroughly love and admire, and that i know is deeper than what i’m getting, but that grates so much i don’t want to sit though it to figure it out. #inlandempire

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • East Bay Evans Dec 10,2014 7:30 pm || Up

                  The Moon Landing stuff is always funny, ha ha.

                  More seriously though, whether you love or hate it, your opinion has merit since it’s such a damn odd flick. Hard to judge, and perhaps even unfinished if Lynch’s and Cronenberg’s judgements are to be believed.

                  Def better than Fear and Desire though.

                • AV Dec 15,2014 10:20 am || Up

                  did i say moon? i meant memeplex.

                  Kubrick was only using dramatic cinematic structure as a vehicle or outer form to contain scientific memeplexes and inject them into the culture. (Call this memetic engineering[…])

                  interesting. not sure he takes it anywhere fully, but interesting. also, a bit compulsive.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • East Bay Evans Dec 15,2014 10:53 am || Up

                  Not 100% sure I have the capacity to grasp the article’s message, but I suppose the never ending queries of Kubrick’s films fit his point well… It’s obvious that Kubrick consistently made use of ambiguity to preserve the longevity of his movies, and it seems to have worked.

                  Hal definitely does cheat in that chess game and it’s always interesting to think about his motivation for doing so.

                  It’s kind of crazy how new Kubrick related articles and art pop up all the time. I guess that speaks to the “obsessive fan” audience, it just surprises me that you can’t really find same devotion for a filmmaker like Scorsese or Gilliam.

                  One thing is for sure, this is making me wish I had the time to go over some of MGU’s Kubrick series again… worth a listen.

                • AV Dec 15,2014 11:33 am || Up

                  there might be a difference in the kinds of films that stanley made. way more open, with a bigger gap between the clues and their eventual meaning. that’s what i’m taking away from the article. and this sorta explains why scorsese and gilliam fans don’t have as much playground for their devotions, with the resulting new articles being a sort of measure of that gap, with perhaps closer-to-kubrick examples of that lyricism of un-indexical filmic meaning, such as roeg or altman, showing up with some persistence at any moment in the rethink-o-sphere.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • East Bay Evans Dec 15,2014 5:04 pm || Up

                  Mmm, good insight. I wonder if Lynch’s films have retained a significant following across the web as well, given that he may be the most comparable director to Kubrick.

    • 5Aces Dec 10,2014 10:40 am || Up

      The Ref. Great quotable movie as well.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 10:44 am || Up

      I’ve heard good things about The Muppet Christmas Carol, though I’ve never seen it because post-Jim Henson Kermit gives me the creeps.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2014 10:47 am || Up

      It’s a Wonderful Life. Anyone who thinks differently is wrong and the world would be better if they had never been born.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Dec 10,2014 10:51 am || Up

        Lil Miss Aces when she was about 6 did a dead on* Jimmy Stewart that blew me away. I didn’t even know she had seen any of the movie when she started going “thats right…attaboy Clerence..”

        *As dead on as a 6 year old girl can do.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • batgirl Dec 10,2014 1:23 pm || Up

      Die Hard

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 8:28 am || Up

      Christmas Vacation
      Scrooged
      Santa Claus: The Movie (It’s so twistedly awful and my mom watches it every year)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • DFA Dec 11,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (Original)
      A Christmas Story
      Muppet Christmas Carol
      Nightmare Before Christmas
      Elf
      Bad Santa

      Die Hard has the distinction of being both terrible AND not a christmas movie.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • dmoas Dec 11,2014 9:03 pm || Up

        Die Hard happens DURING a Christmas party AND is AWESOME.

  17. Bed Dec 9,2014 9:16 pm

    The dancing baby Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

    But seriously, folks...
  18. Bed Dec 9,2014 9:22 pm

    The most overrated stat for an NFL quarterback is his win loss record. The Browns were winning some of these games in spite of Brian Hoyer not because of him. Some clown on ESPN just said Russell Wilson is better than Aaron Rodgers because he wins…well, they both win and Rodgers has twice as many TD’s and close to a thousand more yards in passing. No one in their right mind would take Wilson over Rodgers.

    But seriously, folks...
    • elcroata Dec 9,2014 9:28 pm || Up

      Seriously. I mean it wasn’t Mr. “Wilson” in his blood stained sweater who was the only one standing at the end of the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

      Because survival is insufficient
  19. nowBodhi Dec 9,2014 9:22 pm

    wassup Loungers
    you dint git traded didja?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  20. elcroata Dec 9,2014 9:25 pm

    You know you have a seriously sore throat when your spits start to bounce

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      I’m more of a dribbler when it comes to spit.

      But seriously, folks...
  21. elcroata Dec 9,2014 9:25 pm

    KLM – where flight attendants go to die

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:28 pm || Up

      Delta Airlines: Where they toe tag you before you get on board.

      But seriously, folks...
  22. Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:36 pm

    I wanted to watch Frozen, but it’s not available to rent on Google Play, Amazon, etc.

    • Bed Dec 9,2014 9:45 pm || Up

      Spoiler Alert!…they leg that gets frozen is amputated and used to feed the survivors from the plane crash.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 9,2014 9:48 pm || Up

        Should’ve used the arm, it would have been more… humerus.

  23. MikeV Dec 10,2014 10:42 am

    EXPANSION DRAFT TIME!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Dec 10,2014 11:14 am || Up

      you just lost a defender.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Dec 10,2014 11:16 am || Up

        Yeah, Hernandez is ok but he was expensive. He’s also a New York native so kind of a homecoming for him.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 11:25 am || Up

      Are Messi and Zlatan available.

      • MikeV Dec 10,2014 11:30 am || Up

        They’re busy playing.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • AV Dec 10,2014 12:09 pm || Up

          and it’s a good game.

          masche – suarez – messi just combined to answer zlatan.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Dec 10,2014 12:12 pm || Up

            at least i think it’s zlatan…

            did sharkmargarine get traded to PSG?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Dec 10,2014 11:33 am || Up

      NYCFC did way better than Orlando IMO.

      I don’t know what the FK Orlando was thinking taking Donovan Ricketts #1 overall while MacMath didn’t get taken at all.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  24. AV Dec 10,2014 12:18 pm

    two things this lounge has made me question desperately:

    where did dial C go that he was out of the country?

    why do we say margarine with a soft G when the G is followed by an A? (are there any other english words with a soft G followed by A, O, or U?)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Dec 10,2014 12:35 pm || Up

      I think it’s more of influenced by “r” before it. The “r” being hard and the “g” being hard would be a rough way to pronounce something.

      • AV Dec 10,2014 12:42 pm || Up

        :/

        bargain. targa. argyle. fargo.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Dec 10,2014 1:56 pm || Up

          All of those end with the use of the hard g. Margarine doesn’t.

          • AV Dec 10,2014 2:04 pm || Up

            bargaining. gargantuan. morganfairchild.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Dec 10,2014 2:08 pm || Up

              First and last don’t really count but that was funny.

            • andeux Dec 10,2014 2:16 pm || Up

              Bergamot. Purgatory.

              (Argument! Counterargument!)

              TINSTAAFK
              • dmoas Dec 10,2014 2:20 pm || Up

                I think I’ve determined the reason why we do it. Inconsistency!

            • 5Aces Dec 10,2014 2:19 pm || Up

              I see you’re talking about my wife…yeah…thats the ticket!

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 12:45 pm || Up

      My first instinct was to blame the French, but this link suggests that we’re the ones who screwed it up.

      • AV Dec 10,2014 12:50 pm || Up

        interesting. by which i mean, stupid french people! i blame them for not being able to blame them. they really make me so mad.

        and gaol. that’s a good one.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • batgirl Dec 10,2014 1:29 pm || Up

        Near my office there’s a building that used to have a huge mural painted on the side of the wall saying the building was an old Durkee’s Margarine factory. I say used to because the stupid people who are building a new building next door painted over it solid gray.

      • elcroata Dec 10,2014 9:28 pm || Up

        heh, I didn’t even read the link, but I blame the French

        Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Dec 10,2014 3:39 pm || Up

      I was rather stunned when I saw the title. Bed knows of music that was written outside the 1977-1986 time frame?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:11 pm || Up

        It comes from Pink Cadillac which was originally a B-Side on the Born in the USA album from 1984 so I’m in the zone.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Soaker Dec 10,2014 5:15 pm || Up

          Ah, I wasn’t thinking of that; I thought it was a twist on NFA (Buddy Holly –> Stones –> Dead).

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:18 pm || Up

            Yeah, it’s not one of Springsteen’s bigger hits but it’s one of my favorites.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Soaker Dec 10,2014 5:25 pm || Up

              I certainly remember the Springsteen song and without doing any research I assume that specific line was intended as an homage to Not Fade Away.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:41 pm || Up

                You may be right. I just remember he uses Honda and Subaru in comparison to her Pink Cadillac.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Soaker Dec 10,2014 10:03 pm || Up

                  To be clear where I’m coming from on this…Grateful Dead version here.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 8:25 am || Up

                  I’d take an ’84 Subaru over an ’84 Cadillac every day and twice on Sunday.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Jennifer Dec 10,2014 10:11 pm || Up

          No one notices my obscure lyric lounge titles.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2014 11:57 pm || Up

            It’s because you’re so young and edgy.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Dec 12,2014 9:29 am || Up

      I was in Barcelona for a week or so

  25. Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 12:48 pm

    The local ABC affiliate’s website says tonight’s storm is expected to “brutalize power lines.”

    I feel like people here are jealous of east coasters and midwesterners getting to hype storms and they want in on the action.

    • andeux Dec 10,2014 1:27 pm || Up

      A friend of mine (native Chicagoan, now Oaklander) has been posting things like this to facebook:

      Stormwatch – Day 3
      The rain continues to fall. Sometimes REALLY hard. We are thankful as it is greatly needed. Traffic snarls. Puddles form. Windshield wipers are required throughout entire commutes. It is continuous but for occasional hours of sunshine and 75 degree weather.
      But the people of the Bay Area will press on.

      Point well taken, of course. OTOH, some of the forecasts I’ve seen for tomorrow are for like 4 inches of rain in 24 hours, which is quite a lot by pretty much any standards.

      TINSTAAFK
      • MikeV Dec 10,2014 1:32 pm || Up

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • sslinger Dec 10,2014 1:40 pm || Up

        It sounds like one of the big worries is the wind, and given the drought the trees are likely more susceptible to falling over as the roots aren’t fully healthy.

        • nevermoor Dec 10,2014 2:01 pm || Up

          Yeah. If they can whine about 5.X earthquakes, we can whine about what will likely be loss of power, freeway flooding, and mudslides.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Dec 10,2014 3:59 pm || Up

      I’m sure parents are thrilled to pieces about those school district closings. What wimps we have become.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Dec 10,2014 4:04 pm || Up

        Yep. They just closed our office for tomorrow (with the work from home mandate). It’s laughable though I’ll gladly work without pants tomorrow.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 4:07 pm || Up

        That’s unfortunate.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2014 4:23 pm || Up

        Thus far Berkeley’s schools still open tomorrow, Oakland’s closed.

        This sort of reminds me of the DC area, which famously gets completely paralyzed by as little as an inch of snow, to the derision of every other place that ever gets real snow.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Dec 10,2014 4:30 pm || Up

          closed. SF too.

          TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Dec 10,2014 4:34 pm || Up

          I’m sure our Seattle and Portland FKers will relate their cities’ struggles with ice storms (Portland) and oh good grief Seattle (snow).

          Tahoe schools pretty much never declare a closure the day before based on a forecast. When that has happened, it’s almost assured the 2 feet will become 2 inches. They typically make a decision at around 6 a.m., usually a 2-hour delay, full closure only a couple times each winter. Of course if you can’t deal with weather this is not a good place to make your fulltime home.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Dec 10,2014 4:35 pm || Up

          Ha, that’s what our VP in KC said about us and them. He (and I quite frankly) find it funny, but whatever.

          • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:27 pm || Up

            The VP in KC said OMG and LOL and we were like WTF and told him to GTFO.

            But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:13 pm || Up

        The only thing that really shuts us down are the ice storms. If you get more than an inch glaze it’s almost impossible to drive or do anything else.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Soaker Dec 10,2014 5:33 pm || Up

          I don’t imagine anybody in Arkansas puts winter tires on their car. That helps enormously. Now, the last couple days, I did a fairly long drive and thought, “wow, my gas mileage sucks”. But that’s because of the additional friction generated by the winter tires.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:39 pm || Up

            We don’t get the ice storms every year and when they do hit it’s often out of nowhere. The weather is nutty here and not consistent enough to use things like winter tires.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 6:12 pm || Up

              Based on my time in the south, right now is when everyone would be ransacking the Kroger or the Harris Teeter for every remaining morsel of bread and drop of milk.

              • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:26 pm || Up

                Our kitchen has a pantry that’s bigger than many of the apartments I’ve lived in so we’re all set no matter what happens. If anyone needs 6 boxes of Wheat Thins we have you covered.

                But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2014 9:04 pm || Up

          I’ve driven in all kinds of crazy weather conditions, but by far the most dangerously undrive-able situation I’ve ever seen was in a ice storm in North Carolina. Beautiful to look at, every tree and railing a building facade glistening with a layer of clear ice. But suicide to drive in.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Englishmajor Dec 10,2014 6:40 pm || Up

        The SF Unified press release quoted the superintendent as being concerned both that kids would have a hard time getting to schools, but also that not enough staff would make it to look after the kids who did. Which makes me think he knows that many of San Francisco’s teachers and custodians and lunch ladies live in Hayward or Richmond or Antioch.

    • Future Ed Dec 10,2014 7:04 pm || Up

      schools…closed?

      the fuck?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Dec 10,2014 8:07 pm || Up

        We were delayed 3 hrs on Tuesday for fog so I wont say anything.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  26. nowBodhi Dec 10,2014 2:36 pm

    It’s Wednesday and time for a trip into the heart of the sound of modern electronic music, via the men who got the ball rolling in the 1970s and ’80s. Get ready for some vintage KLING UND KLANG as we blog on to a set recorded this day in the Netherlands in 1981, and featuring the fathers of modern techno and electronica, Kraftwerk.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:42 pm || Up

      Well, you stumped me on this one. I’ve never heard of this band.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 5:50 pm || Up

        Don’t blame me. I voted for KLING.

        • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:52 pm || Up

          I think most of the cool kids did.

          But seriously, folks...
      • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 8:21 am || Up

        Dude… Some Kraftwerk and Human League would be good for you. You’ll hear what Phil Collins was salivating over in the early 80’s before he started dabbling in electronic composition himself.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  27. Bed Dec 10,2014 5:45 pm

    If Jack Del Rio is the next head coach of the Raiders I will be very disappointed. If this next M&M I eat isn’t a peanut M&M I’ll be even more disappointed.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 5:54 pm || Up

      Is that the guy who looks like Eddie Money and wears a leather jacket on the sideline?

      • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:56 pm || Up

        That would be him yes…he of the 68-71 record with one whole playoff win in 9 seasons.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Soaker Dec 10,2014 5:58 pm || Up

          And convinces his kicker to try to chop his own leg off in the locker room.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:00 pm || Up

            Yeah, he’s another one of these tough guy coaches. Give me a smart coach please.

            But seriously, folks...
      • andeux Dec 10,2014 5:57 pm || Up

        I thought that was Jerry Glanville. But maybe now it’s Jack Del Rio.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:59 pm || Up

          Heck, if we brought in Glanville at least it would be weird. Del Rio is just a dullard.

          But seriously, folks...
  28. Bed Dec 10,2014 5:51 pm

    My wife is taking an algebra class at the U of A next semester…here textbooks cost FOR ONE CLASS!!!…$549. The cost of higher education is becoming beyond stupid.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 10,2014 5:56 pm || Up

      She should take an algebra class at the local community college and have the credits transferred. No way a community college charges that much for textbooks.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 10,2014 5:58 pm || Up

        Nope…I have several friends who work at the CC here and their books are the same ones used at the U of A. For some reason a new textbook is being used in algebra this semester because math changed so much in the last six months.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Soaker Dec 10,2014 6:06 pm || Up

          Well, OK. The general principle of algebra, setting up an equation and solving for the unknown, I’ve found to be one of my more useful life skills. I went ahead and took a year of high school calculus, passed the AP which was worth one quarter of credit at Cal and put me ahead of the game in the second quarter. I did fine there, but in the third quarter I looked around the class and all I saw was engineers. Oh shit. I’ve always regarded my calculus classes as about the biggest waste of time in my higher education career; have never made the slightest use of whatever I learned there.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:24 pm || Up

            I’ve never used algebra once in life. I doubt I could pass a college algebra class now. She’s getting a degree in Social Work so I doubt she’ll be using algebra much either. My main thing is the cost for everything for college just keeps going up and up. It’s insane the amount of debt some people take on from college.

            But seriously, folks...
          • andeux Dec 10,2014 6:31 pm || Up

            Calculus is awesome.
            But for basic numeracy, the thing that really should be required, for college students and maybe even high school students, and isn’t is basic statistics.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:34 pm || Up

              My college math classes were filled with dread, hatred, and tutors. I sometimes still have nightmares about it.

              But seriously, folks...
            • colin Dec 11,2014 5:24 am || Up

              The problem is that you use a lot of calculus for statistics.

          • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 8:19 am || Up

            The ability to lay out multiple-variable problems in one’s own head is invaluable.

            I lay them out synesthetically by color and use a color wheel in my mind to determine estimates of outcome ranges.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  29. Jennifer Dec 10,2014 6:00 pm

    I’m going to assume everyone west of Colorado is now dead.

    • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:01 pm || Up

      As long as the Denver Broncos were killed I find this acceptable.

      But seriously, folks...
  30. AV Dec 10,2014 6:17 pm

    river plate wins the home leg 2-0 and the sudamericana, undefeated through the tournament. their local championship hangs in the balance, 2 points behind with one date to go, so they depend on racing losing their game.

    ha! gallardo just burst into tears mid-interview and dove into the chest of titi who was interviewing him.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:31 pm || Up

      Uh…yay? or is it boo?

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Dec 10,2014 6:39 pm || Up

        neutral really. they’re my team’s arch rivals, but i’m not affected by that very much. and i guess i want river to win the local championship since i want racing to lose because they do piss me off (as arch rivals of my other team, and i’m affected by how their fans behaved when my other team got relegated to the 2nd category).

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Jennifer Dec 10,2014 6:30 pm

    I have 3.5 hours to pass this stone.

    A person’s average daily urine output: 800 to 2000 mL
    Mine so far today: 4785 mL

    • Bed Dec 10,2014 6:32 pm || Up

      The more you know…From Free Kraut.

      But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 10,2014 6:51 pm || Up

      But what’s your daily average?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Dec 10,2014 6:53 pm || Up

        I’d say <800mL

      • Jennifer Dec 10,2014 6:54 pm || Up

        Hence the stones.

      • Soaker Dec 10,2014 6:55 pm || Up

        If she had taken basic statistics in high school we’d know the standard deviation and could offer more substantial commentary.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Dec 10,2014 11:53 pm || Up

      Well time has passed, if not the stone. I would have drunk a 12-pack of PBR in that time, but whatever it takes…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  32. Jennifer Dec 10,2014 9:38 pm

    I plan on appointing myself FKing Emperor when California dies tomorrow.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 8:17 am || Up

      NowBodhi lives on a very high hill in Richmond, the safest city in America (at least from the cops).

      I don’t think you’ll be displacing him anytime soon.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Dec 11,2014 9:21 am || Up

        well, he lives in the flats right in the middle of the soon-to-rust iron triangle, but at least his bedroom’s on the 2nd story. he’ll be a’ight.

        and in other supripses, the richmond police chief is OK with me.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 9:29 am || Up

          Dammit, my florid language was lighting up a cloudy day, but now I’m back on the ground.

          I hope your lunch sandwich has a talking slice of cheese in it that sasses you back as you chew.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • AV Dec 11,2014 9:38 am || Up

            if i can chew at all at any time today it’ll be a huge victory and i’ll have a bratty steak to accompany the sassy cheese with relish. today’s the day i’m supposed to get my jaw unwired if the fracture’s healed. appointment at noon. fingers crossed.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 10:37 am || Up

              Big hugs for you. I hope everything works out as well as possible.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • AV Dec 11,2014 5:07 pm || Up

                thank you. it did. i’m biting like quips!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Dec 12,2014 10:25 pm || Up

          this got ironical.

          he’s in trouble for holding the sign while in uniform.

          apparently there’s a law that says you can’t do that.

          police union atty says: “Police chiefs are not above the law.”

          take out the chiefs part (or not) and, iSN’T THAT EXACTLY WHAT THE PROTESTORS ARE SAYING???

          —-

          no, not entirely. some protestors think it’s totally OK to justify an inequality of power and act violently on it. in fact, they’re willing to do it themselves. (this guy’s attitude is incredible. nobody’d blame him if he went all vengeful/blameful lizard brain, but he doesn’t, not one bit.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Dec 13,2014 11:45 am || Up

            apparently, being as insensitive to the concept you’re protesting for as the people you’re protesting against is the new strategy. see, greepeace. nice line here, “and the irony is thick. the future may be renewable, but these fragile, ancient drawings are not.”

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  33. Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 9:50 pm

    Warriors

    • MikeV Dec 10,2014 10:04 pm || Up

      I mean, we know about the A’s.

      The Sharks.. well… choked.

      The Quakes are one of the worst teams in MLS (I find it interesting that Lew owns them but doesn’t have a good GM like Beane, Doyle is terrible.)

      Fuck the Giants.

      Niners are falling apart, Raiders are a hot mess. CAN THE WARRIORS JUST BE FUCKING GOOD PLEASE FOR REAL?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 10:06 pm || Up

        They’re good. For real.

        • MikeV Dec 10,2014 10:08 pm || Up

          Bogut getting hurt (again) scares me.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Glorious Mundy Dec 12,2014 1:00 pm || Up

            It begins. He’s missing at least the next two after getting his knee drained.

        • nevermoor Dec 10,2014 10:09 pm || Up

          Today was crazy.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • vignette17 Dec 10,2014 10:19 pm || Up

        I mean if you want to be miserable…The Sharks jumped to a 3-0 lead, the A’s had the best record in baseball, the Warriors are sitting pretty…and now Bogut missed a game…

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2014 10:19 pm || Up

      19-2! I mean, holy shit!!

    • AV Dec 10,2014 10:34 pm || Up

      shucks. missed it. just about every other day is a tougher schedule to remember than you would think.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 9:32 am

    Talk me out of becoming a Dodger fan right now.

    They have an old stadium that’s not going anywhere. They’ve got the smartest GM/President and the most money and the face of ownership is a man of color who’s publicly cool with his queer child’s lifestyle, and the best announcer in National League history, and they’re not hatable like the Giants and Red Sox are (yet).

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • MikeV Dec 11,2014 9:39 am || Up

      1988

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Dec 11,2014 10:03 am || Up

      He Who Shall Not Be Named.

      • Future Ed Dec 11,2014 10:12 am || Up

        um…kay hass this history with not being named like that

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Dec 11,2014 10:33 am || Up

          you mean herstory.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2014 10:06 am || Up

      I know. They’ve been already been my secret mlb.tv crush because of how pretty their park is and because Giants fans hate them.

    • ptbnl Dec 11,2014 10:26 am || Up

      Astonishingly tone-deaf honoring of the President of Mexico?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 11,2014 10:37 am || Up

        Good one.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • DFA Dec 12,2014 9:34 am || Up

      Their stadium was created by razing the homes of poor latinos, and you said it best… they have the most money.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 12,2014 9:03 pm || Up

        Ah. I forgot about that part. That was pretty awful.

        Walter O’Malley was a bastard too.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Future Ed Dec 12,2014 10:15 pm || Up

          they still employ Tom Lasorda who still doesn’t have a dead gay son

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 13,2014 6:48 pm || Up

            Yeah, but I think they employ him to do unspeakable things as the executive washroom toilet attendant, so we might have poetic justice there.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • doctorK Dec 13,2014 11:28 am || Up

      They are in LA. All the other reasons to hate them are secondary.

  35. Future Ed Dec 11,2014 10:04 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2014 10:11 am || Up

      Owned. Well done!

      It annoys me that California appellate courts hand down meaty opinions like this and don’t publish them. There’s no reason this shouldn’t be citeable.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 11,2014 10:23 am || Up

      As I’ve always said, if you’re going to commit one crime a year, possession is the one to commit.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Dec 11,2014 10:37 am || Up

        Defense attorney Ed Sidawi defended Tisdale’s criminal history by saying the seriousness of the crimes has declined over time.

        Also, start big and work your way down.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Dec 11,2014 1:28 pm || Up

          (lets not talk about the homicide)

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Dec 11,2014 3:35 pm || Up

            Reading that stuff, it kind of got a weird sense that the spouse was involved in that. Though I know nothing about your client, the situation, or any evidence. I’m purely a TV Detective.

            • Future Ed Dec 11,2014 3:42 pm || Up

              did you read the part where she elluded a police pursuit by shooting at them out of a sunroof? Or that she was eventually apprehended after a shootout with police where she caught a bullet in her leg, or the part where she hanged herself in jail?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • dmoas Dec 11,2014 4:06 pm || Up

                Lol, yes. Yes I did. And if I were his lawyer and he got charged with homicide, I’d be using that shit like there’s no tomorrow for reasonable doubt.

                • Future Ed Dec 11,2014 4:09 pm || Up

                  He is never ever getting charged with murder

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Dec 11,2014 4:22 pm || Up

                  Well, that’s because his lawyer happens to be awesome.

    • elcroata Dec 11,2014 11:58 am || Up

      Yeah!

      Because survival is insufficient
  36. MikeV Dec 11,2014 10:14 am

    The main sewer line from Richmond to Oakland is currently at 320 million gallons/day flow. That is max flow through the treatment plant.

    an increase would result in the (currently empty) storage being used which wouldn’t take long to fill. Then manhole covers start popping off the street.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Dec 11,2014 10:39 am || Up

      I hope no one is trapped in the A’s clubhouse. Somebody better run downstairs and check.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2014 10:40 am || Up

        Pray for Stomper

        • ptbnl Dec 11,2014 10:43 am || Up

          After last night’s pruno binge he’ll be passed-out under the 3rd deck tarps.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • colin Dec 11,2014 10:51 am || Up

            Should be safe at high ground.

            • Future Ed Dec 11,2014 1:30 pm || Up

              Which was what the third deck was called from the 70s on to their closing

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. Jennifer Dec 11,2014 6:02 pm

    Bacon makes everything better.

  38. MikeV Dec 11,2014 9:36 pm

    …damn, that’s pretty fucking good

    Everybody you meet knows something you don’t.

    -Bill Nye

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • elcroata Dec 11,2014 9:50 pm || Up

      In Croatia we have a saying, “covik i tovar znaju vise od covika” (A man and a donkey know more than a man)

      Because survival is insufficient
      • MikeV Dec 11,2014 9:59 pm || Up

        It’s probably completely wrong because the only other language I (kinda) know is Spanish — I have no idea how to pronounce what you wrote hahah

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  39. Jennifer Dec 12,2014 9:36 am

    Surgery is Monday. :(

    • ptbnl Dec 12,2014 9:40 am || Up

      So you’ve got the weekend to pass it.

      Have you seen Deadwood?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Dec 12,2014 9:42 am || Up

        No, why?

        • ptbnl Dec 12,2014 11:05 am || Up

          There’s an episode early in season 2 about having (19th century) surgery for gleets.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • 5Aces Dec 12,2014 9:40 am || Up

      You still have 2 and a half days to pass it then. Push it out, shove it out, WAY OUT!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Dec 12,2014 4:12 pm || Up

      I guess the Goddess of Bodily Functions checked that link I sent after all.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  40. Jennifer Dec 12,2014 2:27 pm

    Would it be wrong to show up to the hospital Christmas party for a few minutes tomorrow if I called in to work?

    Two words: free steak.

    • colin Dec 12,2014 3:32 pm || Up

      Make sure to cough on all the food so they know that you really are sick.

      • Jennifer Dec 12,2014 3:35 pm || Up

        I just can’t work because I’m on narcotics.

  41. MikeV Dec 13,2014 4:26 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  42. Jennifer Dec 13,2014 5:48 pm

    You can stream a live Avett Brothers concert tonight on Yahoo.

    • Jennifer Dec 13,2014 5:54 pm || Up

      I’ve decided to stay at home, watch the concert, and eat drugs and tacos in my underwear.

    • Jennifer Dec 13,2014 5:55 pm || Up

      My hitchhiker and I are headed to Red Rocks this summer now, too.

      • Jennifer Dec 13,2014 6:01 pm || Up

        I think I have a new BFF.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2014 6:23 pm || Up

          People you meet on the internet are too bland. Focusing on people you pick up on the side of the road instead is sure to add excitement to your life.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Jennifer Dec 13,2014 6:25 pm || Up

            How have I not been murdered?

            • Future Ed Dec 14,2014 10:20 am || Up

              I am doing the slow play.

              Wait till you come back and find out i rented a family

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Jennifer Dec 14,2014 10:48 am || Up

                Ed, you’re awesome.

              • elcroata Dec 14,2014 11:14 am || Up

                No way that family was rented. Your three daughters were so nice.

                Because survival is insufficient
      • batgirl Dec 13,2014 6:37 pm || Up

        Red Rocks is awesome. I used to go there all the time in jr. high and high school.

        • Jennifer Dec 13,2014 6:44 pm || Up

          Three day run with John Prine and Lake Street Dive. Pumped.

  43. Jennifer Dec 13,2014 9:19 pm

    I’m big in the Carolinas.

  44. Jennifer Dec 13,2014 10:22 pm

    I wonder if Paula Cole ever found out what happened to all the cowboys.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Dec 14,2014 6:55 am || Up

      Who are you and what have you done to Bed?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  45. Jennifer Dec 13,2014 10:23 pm

    Oh yeah! I get watch the Chiefs and Raiders tomorrow.

    • MikeV Dec 13,2014 10:55 pm || Up

      yay?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 14,2014 10:07 am || Up

      Raiders D missing a couple key guys today, I am concerned.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Dec 14,2014 10:30 am || Up

        Chefs should have gotten a flag on that return on the second take down of the punter. Also, it’s kind of sickening here’s the “WeeeeEeeeee Eeeee Eeee Arrrre Racccisst” chant.

  46. DFA Dec 14,2014 8:53 am

    This expression of subaru seems to belong here.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Future Ed Dec 14,2014 10:23 am || Up

      this is exactly like seattle.

      part of the reason I love the show

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Dec 14,2014 7:14 pm || Up

        We should watch it together sometime… or drink a beer.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  47. James V. Dec 14,2014 8:54 am

    I’ve probably only really “vented” about this on Twitter, but I kid you not – this is a thing that’s been going on for years. There’s a certain baseball player I’ve got a lot of photos of on my site, and this one player gets a lot of views. There’s even a part of me that’s tempted to remove all of his photos. The following Flickr mail exchange will make it clear why.

    —-

    Unnamed: I noticed you have a lot of pics of baseball player Anthony Recker. I’ve been a fan of his for years since he was with the River Cats. This is a weird question, but did you ever hear anyone say his butt looks like a woman’s butt? I heard people say that at games. Did you too?

    Me: I’ve heard it, and for whatever reason it seems to lead to an abnormally high number of views of the photos I have up.

    Unnamed: Thanks for the replies. Did you hear it at games or from his teammates? His butt is deserving of high views. You should put his pics up for sale. You’d make quite a bit of money, I’m sure.

    Me: To be honest, I only heard about it from random fans online. I don’t think his teammates cared or even thought about it. Selling any photos based on what some people think of a part of his body is not something I’m really interested in doing, but thanks for the suggestion.

    • James V. Dec 14,2014 8:56 am || Up

      Then again, I guess women infatuated with Anthony Recker’s ass is a little better than the people who like to swipe photos of people with bulges from athletic cups.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 14,2014 10:12 am || Up

        You’re sure the infatuated pic clickers are women, are you?

        I seem to remember some Recker ass obsession back at the Old Country.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Dec 14,2014 10:26 am || Up

          there was one person in particular that show up when he came in the game, just to talk ass

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Dec 14,2014 10:44 am || Up

          1) it’s not.

          2) cassie? that was an oddity. one, maybe two posters, who appeared only to ask if anybody else thought his butt was womanlike, would comment constantly about it, and made it seem like there was a section of the population larger than just one or two obsessed people who were thinking the same thing.

          and 3) enjoy the added traffic to your site. it’s not like anybody’s stealing your work. oh wait…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Dec 14,2014 10:50 am || Up

          4) Moneybutt!

          5) “Recker ass”? …

          TINSTAAFK
  48. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 14,2014 10:14 am

    I think the Raiders best chance in this game is to run the four corners offense and keep the score way down, win by a final of 12-9 or so.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Jennifer Dec 14,2014 10:50 am

    Someone make a new lounge.

  50. AV Feb 6,2015 2:00 pm

    it wouldn’t be a true dr K bait if i put it in the correct thread, so…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Feb 7,2015 6:30 pm || Up

      I feel a great movement in the Schwartz.

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