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248 thoughts on “Game Seven Thread

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:14 pm

    Marlins fan guy missed the first pitch. I want to believe that he was getting a blunt nose flashlite search from KC Sheriffs in a dank windowless cell deep in the Kaufmann Stadium concrete.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:19 pm

    Who is Huddy so worried about?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:24 pm || Up

      The tough guys he pissed off at a KC bar last night.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Oct 29,2014 5:26 pm || Up

      i wanna see mo’ scowl on the hudson.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  3. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:19 pm

    I may have to mute the TV. I can’t take all this Hudson talk.

  4. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:25 pm

    Oh god. Why isn’t Madison Bumgarner warming up now?

  5. AV Oct 29,2014 5:35 pm

    chance for WS triple play.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:36 pm

    Harold: “Because of his success this postseason, a lot of young kids are going to start trying to hit like Hunter Pence.”

    Then when failure makes them give up baseball entirely they’ll join street gangs. Societal collapse is inevitable.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. ptbnl Oct 29,2014 5:36 pm

    Where’s Posey when you need him?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  8. ptbnl Oct 29,2014 5:38 pm

    Harold Reynolds has worn me out already.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  9. AV Oct 29,2014 5:40 pm

    ugh. were both of those so deep no play at the plate was possible?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Oct 29,2014 5:41 pm || Up

      Yup.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Oct 29,2014 5:44 pm || Up

        my sense of time is clearly warped.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl Oct 29,2014 5:45 pm || Up

          Then my work is done.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Oct 29,2014 5:50 pm || Up

            melting in the mouth may have made it active quicker than expected!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:46 pm || Up

          It’s just a jump to the left.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV Oct 29,2014 5:51 pm || Up

            i’m already thrusting my hips insanely! that’s how warped it is.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:40 pm

    Not enjoying this second inning so far.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • sslinger Oct 29,2014 5:45 pm || Up

      That’s an improvement!

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:52 pm || Up

        Indeed. Way to bounce right back, Royals!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:46 pm

    Run, Billy!

    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 5:46 pm || Up

      I was thinking, wow, he’s even slower than Callaspo.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. sslinger Oct 29,2014 5:47 pm

    Beanball war imminent? Game 7 donnybrook? Bring it on.

  13. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:47 pm

    Shaking it off seems like it may be difficult.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:50 pm || Up

      #urinaltroughs

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:52 pm

    That works.

  15. AV Oct 29,2014 5:52 pm

    new game. thank goodness.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 5:53 pm

    Quick hook!

  17. ptbnl Oct 29,2014 5:53 pm

    WTMWT???!!!???

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  18. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 5:57 pm

    I don’t wish ill upon Tim Hudson. Hopefully he’ll be an unimportant footnote when this game is through…call it KC 12, SF 10, in 11 innings.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. mikeA Oct 29,2014 6:09 pm

    Fuck the Giants.

  20. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 6:14 pm

    No one is, Tom.

  21. AV Oct 29,2014 6:17 pm

    how come batters are the only people who don’t know not to slide on these?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. MikeV Oct 29,2014 6:17 pm

    quit fucking sliding into first.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  23. Soaker Oct 29,2014 6:17 pm

    Good. What a stupid time to dive.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 6:19 pm

    Rookie Infielder Joe Panik is a strange name.

  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 6:25 pm

    I could have sworn two guys behind home plate just held up signs that said Hi MikeV.

    Also, turns out that the guy in the SFG jacket back there is E-40. Who as an East Bay guy should be ashamed of himself.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Oct 29,2014 6:32 pm || Up

      Hi.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 7:03 pm || Up

      The makeup and lipstick on the “blonde” (?) next to E-40 make me think she must be some famous porn star.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:04 pm || Up

        Nah. E-40 doesn’t go to Notre Dame.

  26. AV Oct 29,2014 6:28 pm

    slip and slide royals. grrr.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 6:56 pm

    Nothing against Madison Bumgarner. He’s an awesome pitcher and all. But it would be fun if he got shelled here.

    • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 6:58 pm || Up

      Bochy doesn’t have a lot of options. But I don’t like the move.

      A side session is one thing, getting outs is another.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 6:59 pm

    kinda looks like he doesn’t have it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:00 pm

    I just turned this on. Has Reynolds been babbling incoherently like this all night?

  30. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:00 pm

    it goes without saying, but don’t bunt ned

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:02 pm || Up

      that’s great, 2-0 bunt to get to the lefty lefty match up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • bear88 Oct 29,2014 8:45 pm || Up

        Aoki was something like 0-for-16 against Bumgarner. And Yost kept letting him hit, even bunted so he could hit.

        That inning was their only realistic chance.

    • AV Oct 29,2014 7:02 pm || Up

      especially when taking one for the team > bunt.

      ok, inside of knee would kinda hurt, i guess.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:01 pm

    didn’t they do this 3 times in the wild card game and the runner died on third each time?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:02 pm || Up

      One of them scored. The ninth or the twelfth.

      • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:05 pm || Up

        I thought the steals scored?

        I’v blocked it out.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:06 pm || Up

          Didn’t they bunt to second and then steal third on Doo?

  32. mikeA Oct 29,2014 7:01 pm

    Absolutely ridiculous time to bunt.

  33. Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:03 pm

    Is Pig deceased?

  34. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:06 pm

    yosted

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 7:08 pm || Up

      This is going to be “what would have happened if Bob Geren had ever managed a Game 7”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • AV Oct 29,2014 7:08 pm || Up

      not if his plan was to stop the double play streak. and you don’t know that he wasn’t thinking that.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. ptbnl Oct 29,2014 7:07 pm

    No matter how many times you swing at that, it isn’t suddenly going to be 3 inches lower.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  36. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 7:10 pm

    This is odd, but I agree with Joe Buck.

    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 7:12 pm || Up

      That is a disgusting act.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 7:13 pm || Up

      He’s not a dumb guy. He’s just an extremely irritating one.

  37. mikeA Oct 29,2014 7:21 pm

    I had the following conversation with two different people who are not even Giants fans yesterday and today:
    Obnoxious person: blah blah Giants
    Me: Yeah, I hate the Giants
    Person: Oh, yeah, yeah, but how great would it be if Bumgarner came in and really shut them down.

  38. MikeV Oct 29,2014 7:35 pm

    WHY ISN’T MADBUM SINGING GOD BLESS AMERICAN GUYS???/ MADBUM IS PITCHING IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR DICK OUT SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU ITS MADBUM CAN YOU BELIEVE IT MADBUM IS THROING THE BALL LOOK AT HIM PITCH

    ugh. fucking puke.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  39. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 7:37 pm

    She shouldn’t quit her day job.

  40. JediLeroy Oct 29,2014 7:38 pm

    Worst GBA I’ve ever heard

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 7:38 pm || Up

      You shouldn’t rewrite it, especially if you can’t sing in the first place.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  41. MikeV Oct 29,2014 7:39 pm

    Posted from a fucking idiot on facebook:

    that Panda stands more respectfully during God Bless America than most American ball players!

    IT’S NOT A FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU DUMBASS

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  42. Soaker Oct 29,2014 7:44 pm

    I’d be thinking about letting Bumgarner finish. Why would you rather have Jairo out there?

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 7:59 pm || Up

      two lefties in the 9th if he retires the side in order

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. ptbnl Oct 29,2014 7:50 pm

    If he ends up winning MVraPist I’m going to break something.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • MikeV Oct 29,2014 7:52 pm || Up

      like anybody but madbum is gonna win it. even if he gives up three homers in a row and loses the game.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        I’d be ok with that.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  44. AV Oct 29,2014 8:07 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. Jennifer Oct 29,2014 8:10 pm

    Yost rhymes with toast.

  46. MikeV Oct 29,2014 8:10 pm

    lol Yost let Aoki hit with Willingham on the bench.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 8:14 pm

    Surprising Boche doesn’t at least have Jairo warming in the pen just in case.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  48. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 8:17 pm

    why isn’t dunn hitting

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. MikeV Oct 29,2014 8:18 pm

    SEND THE FUCKING RUNNER YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  50. MikeV Oct 29,2014 8:18 pm

    Game over. They won’t get 2 hits. Welcome to hell, guys

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  51. Soaker Oct 29,2014 8:19 pm

    LOL at Posey running out to the mound to celebrate.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  52. Soaker Oct 29,2014 8:22 pm

    I’ll definitely be passing on any A’s-Giants games in spring training.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. AV Oct 29,2014 8:23 pm

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 29,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      [starts hedging with the hydrocodone dosage]

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 8:24 pm

    Well that’s just fucking great.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. James V. Oct 29,2014 8:24 pm

    Baseball sucks and I hate it.

    • nevermoor Oct 29,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      Tomorrow is going to be insufferable

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • grover Oct 29,2014 8:30 pm || Up

        I doubt you’ll have to wait until tomorrow.

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 8:31 pm || Up

          Or that it will end after tomorrow.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 30,2014 10:10 am || Up

          Immediately tried to put on headphones at max volume after it ended, but could still hear the honks and yells from outside for hours

      • James V. Oct 29,2014 8:31 pm || Up

        This basically cements the stranglehold the Giants have on the Bay Area.

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 8:33 pm || Up

          That shit was already cemented.

          • grover Oct 29,2014 8:45 pm || Up

            Yep.

            And with Sacramento becoming the Giants’ AAA team they’ve pretty much cut the heart out of the A’s sphere of influence.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 8:47 pm || Up

              I’m watching the Warriors game in Sacto right now, and when the baseball game ended basically the entire arena started cheering so loud they had to stop the basketball game in confusion.

            • bear88 Oct 29,2014 8:52 pm || Up

              This is what galls me about them. It’s not enough to win World Series and dominate the market. They have to do whatever they can to render the A’s as irrelevant as possible.

              On the other hand, winning a bunch of World Series does have its perks.

            • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 30,2014 9:36 am || Up

              Looks like the A’s and Rays will be fighting over Montreal now…

              Sigh…

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • bear88 Oct 29,2014 8:43 pm || Up

        I assume Friday will be the parade. If you work in downtown San Francisco, as I do, and you’re on the parade route, and you’re taking BART in, and it’s Halloween besides, there will be no more unpleasant day.

        Because while I can be happy for my friends who are actual Giants fans (shoot, I used to be one), the people who show up on parade day include drunken fools who jam the BART cars. And oh good, it won’t even end because it will be Halloween on the commute home.

        If I could come up with a semi-legit excuse to call in sick, or work from a satellite office, I would do it. I was just hoping against hope that I wouldn’t have to worry about it, even though I assumed it would end this way. I just didn’t know when.

        • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 8:46 pm || Up

          my neighborhood is under fire right now

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2014 1:17 pm || Up

            Did you manage to avoid getting stabbed, bitten, or hit with celebratory gunfire?

            • Future Ed Oct 30,2014 1:26 pm || Up

              yes. but my house was hit with celebratory fireworks.

              Also, in court today I had more then one person tell me “you’r welcome” for vanquishing the royals for me.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 8:58 pm || Up

          A parade in the day time and Halloween crowds at night are an awful lot to ask of SFPD, I’d think they’d lobby hard for a Saturday parade.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 9:02 pm || Up

            yeah, I can’t imagine it on Friday. Saturday makes much more sense.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Jennifer Oct 29,2014 9:40 pm || Up

            They should just move Halloween for the Giants.

        • Englishmajor Oct 29,2014 9:40 pm || Up

          It’s Friday at noon.

          • Englishmajor Oct 29,2014 9:45 pm || Up

            The only bright spot is that it’s forecast to literally rain on their parade. But they’ll probably manage to get out of that too.

            • Future Ed Oct 30,2014 9:59 pm || Up

              SLF who works at the CA supreme court building on mcallister facing city hall park is working from home

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 10:00 am || Up

                I came into the office. Wish I hadn’t. Thank god for the rain.

                • AV Oct 31,2014 10:34 am || Up

                  which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 31,2014 10:47 am || Up

                  I think the parade is still happening

                • andeux Oct 31,2014 10:55 am || Up

                  Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Oct 31,2014 2:10 pm || Up

                  I didn’t. No regrets.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  56. Future Ed Oct 29,2014 8:27 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. mikeA Oct 29,2014 8:29 pm

    Well, a great season of baseball…….

    • Soaker Oct 29,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      This would have been the year for the season-ending strike in early August.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  58. mother pucker Oct 29,2014 8:29 pm

    I still cannot fucking believe we lost the wild card game.

    Jesus fucking Christ, wake me when it is April (or late, late March?).

  59. lenscrafters Oct 29,2014 8:39 pm

    Thanks baseball, for slapping me in the face with this bullshit after the worst season of A’s baseball I’ve ever witnessed.

    • ptbnl Oct 29,2014 8:42 pm || Up

      It was the best of seasons, it was the worst of seasons.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • mother pucker Oct 29,2014 9:09 pm || Up

      Not to split hairs here, but I’ll still take this season over anything in 2007 to 2011.

      The trade with the Cubs though, is the burn that keeps on burning.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 9:10 pm || Up

        I don’t know. Those seasons stunk, but at least I could mostly ignore them and they never got my hopes up.

        • mother pucker Oct 29,2014 9:39 pm || Up

          The ending fucking sucked, but I did enjoy coming here and refreshing the board multiple times a day through the month of September.

  60. James V. Oct 29,2014 8:45 pm

    To top this all off, my aunt texted me with “Yeah Giants!!!!” I texted her back with “Boooooo” then, for some reason, had to explain to her I’m an A’s fan, not a Giants fan. You’d think she’d have figured this out a long time ago.

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 8:48 pm || Up

      People in my family do this all the time. My mom does this.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 8:59 pm || Up

        Same here. Though my mom also still thinks Trix are my preferred breakfast.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  61. mikeA Oct 29,2014 8:59 pm

    You know what sucks? It’s impossible to murder a baseball team, because they are just abstract entities.

  62. andeux Oct 29,2014 9:02 pm

    I keep accidentally almost opening facebook.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 9:07 pm || Up

      I keep accidentally almost going outside or talking to other humans.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 9:17 pm || Up

        I;m watching Top Chef instead. Should be a wonderful escape, except their challenge is in Fenway fucking Park.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 9:17 pm || Up

          I hope there’s an out of control grease fire.

        • Future Ed Oct 29,2014 9:24 pm || Up

          there is a scene you don’t want to see

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2014 9:56 pm || Up

            Was it the reverent heraldry as they approached Fenway? Or when Padma told Eck he should have been a Yankee.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Oct 29,2014 10:12 pm || Up

              It certainly wasn’t the one where Padma enjoyed the, uh, company, of the Fenway Frank.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Future Ed Oct 30,2014 11:07 am || Up

              the yankee one.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • batgirl Oct 30,2014 10:42 am || Up

          I carved my pumpkins and watched The Good Wife. And then I put my pumpkins out. And then by morning some asshole had stolen them.

          • MikeV Oct 30,2014 10:46 am || Up

            wtf? Who does that?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • batgirl Oct 30,2014 10:58 am || Up

              Exactly. And this is not the first year it has happened! And they don’t steal any of our other decorations, just the pumpkins.

              • 5Aces Oct 30,2014 11:14 am || Up

                Pumpkins never go out until 4pm on Halloween. That way we enjoy them in the house and they stay safe until the end.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • ptbnl Oct 30,2014 11:20 am || Up

              Squirrels.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 30,2014 10:11 am || Up

      Me too. Serious avoidance time

  63. lenscrafters Oct 29,2014 9:22 pm

    Gotta give credit to Bochy for mostly superb managing throughout the playoffs. Taking out Hudson after just 2 tonight was gutsy but a good move. I doubt our manager would’ve done the same.

  64. Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2014 9:35 pm

    Trying to decide whether it’s safe to get on muni yet or whether I should just stay in my office forever.

  65. nowBodhi Oct 29,2014 11:03 pm

    I don’t see what everyone’s so down about. I mean, OK, the Giants won 3 of the last 5 WS and all but put a ribbon bow on domination of the region for the next 20 years, but why the sad faces? Presentation of the Luxury Tax Check is tomorrow morning… I heard our friends in ownership are taking home 20 million this year! Glad that no matter what happens on the field, the real trophy they are interested in is always just a handout away.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  66. MikeV Oct 29,2014 11:13 pm

    I’m done with baseball. I’ll come tailgate now and then but whatever.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • James V. Oct 30,2014 5:57 am || Up

      What probably gets me the most is no matter what the A’s try to do, they always fail in October. No matter how undeserving the Giants are, over the past few years there’s not a single thing they can do wrong when it comes to the postseason. That bugs me more than anything else.

      • grover Oct 30,2014 8:24 am || Up

        This, on the pure baseball side of things.

        The only reason I hate the Giants is their business plan to drive the A’s from Oakland. They’ve cut off San Jose as a revenue source and they’ve moved their AAA team to Sacramento. Oakland is surrounded by Giants territory to the West, South and East and there’s no money to be had from N. California.

        • MikeV Oct 30,2014 8:54 am || Up

          I just read a reply on reddit saying that the Gnats $154M payroll (7th in MLB) doesn’t make them a big spender because it’s less than 1 standard deviation from the average payroll of $117M.

          Because that’s how it works… sigh

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • grover Oct 30,2014 9:04 am || Up

            The A’s are probably less than 1 standard deviation under $117 million, so I guess they aren’t cheapskates.

            Still $88 million vs. $154 million is a big fucking difference.

            Question: How much of that difference is from SF’s stadium revenues, not including gate receipts? Do the Giants have a better TV/Radio deal?

            • MikeV Oct 30,2014 9:09 am || Up

              Without even looking I can pretty much guarantee they have a better TV/Radio deal. Hell, the A’s radio station talks about the Giants more than the A’s.

              Either way without actually knowing the revenue numbers there is no way of telling, but that’s also what makes the playing field inherently unfair.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • Soaker Oct 30,2014 10:48 am || Up

              Local TV deals are all different and hard to compare. My own best guesses would be that the Giants take in about $70 million per year, taking into account their equity in CSN Bay Area, while the A’s being at the low end are likely in the $20 million per year range (no equity in CSN-CA for the A’s). I’m going off a Forbes article and a piece in Fangraphs, not that those present definitive information. The A’s are set with their deal for nine more years (unless of course they were to leave the area, which would probably trigger some buyout provision).

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • grover Oct 30,2014 11:38 am || Up

                So up to $50 million difference in local TV monies, based on your sources. Does anyone think the A’s are getting as much money from their stadium naming rights and suites as the Giants do from theirs?

                • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2014 11:48 am || Up

                  I suspect the Giants make more from the sponsorships of the Audi Legends Club and the Virgin America Club Level than the A’s do from all sponsorships and advertising combined.

          • James V. Oct 30,2014 9:46 am || Up

            Why is being within one standard deviation of the average payroll supposed to mean they’re not a big spender? They spent more than 75% of the other teams in MLB.

            • 5Aces Oct 30,2014 9:57 am || Up

              Because he was around stats once and someone told him that being within one standard deviation is close. And that means it is always true no matter what. Or he overheard someone talking about six sigma and that the outliers were 3 SDs away. #mathishard

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • James V. Oct 30,2014 8:54 am || Up

          As far as frontrunners go, the River Cats are pretty much the minor league equivalent of it.

          • grover Oct 30,2014 9:09 am || Up

            I get that it makes sense for them from the business side.

            But after all the shit that happened between Baltimore and Washington I don’t understand the indifference MLB is showing towards Oakland.

        • MikeV Oct 30,2014 8:57 am || Up

          The only reason I hate the Giants is their business plan to drive the A’s from Northern California.

          Fixed.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • bear88 Oct 30,2014 9:34 pm || Up

          And that’s the source of my animosity.

          One of the Giants’ goals is to drive the team I follow out of the area, or if they stay, to render them as irrelevant as possible.

          The fact that they are trying to do this using legal maneuverings with documents far removed from the original intent just makes it more distasteful. That’s not because I want the A’s to move to San Jose (it wouldn’t be the same there), but because the Giants’ dark motivations are clear.

          For the Giants, it’s not enough for them to win. The A’s must lose, and preferably die.

  67. doctorK Oct 30,2014 8:11 am

    FK everything.

    • doctorK Oct 30,2014 1:15 pm || Up
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2014 1:19 pm || Up

        Heh. Is this an FK meme now?

      • Soaker Oct 30,2014 2:44 pm || Up

        The one I found on the doorstep 25 years ago yesterday will never suffer that fate.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 30,2014 2:37 pm || Up

      Quite so. Let’s get the results overthrown on account of Bumgarner not being human

  68. Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 10:10 am

    Woman at Coffee Place: Are you going to the parade?
    Me: No, I’m an A’s fan. I’m going to work.
    Woman at Coffee Place: What’s it like being an A’s fan in the Bay Area?
    Me: How much time do you have?

    • Future Ed Oct 31,2014 10:26 am || Up

      I. I. I don’t know where to start. Its not like you said you were a Pirates fan, or a Marlins fan.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 10:29 am || Up

        Her face when I said “A’s fan” was a mixture of confusion, pity, and disgust. She truly could not understand how someone could live and work in the Bay Area and be an A’s fan. Not “San Francisco.” The “Bay Area.”

        It’s this attitude that drives me bonkers. Acknowledge our legitimacy, dammit!

        • AV Oct 31,2014 10:38 am || Up

          what’s so legitimate about a team that lost 74 season games in the face of a team that won 88 of them??

          …is how i remember talking when i talked about baseball.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2014 10:46 am || Up

      It’s like being a fan of Iggy and the Stooges when most people around you are lined up for Barry Manilow.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 10:49 am || Up

        but…but…you just don’t get it. He writes the songs that make the WHOLE WORLD sing!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  69. Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 10:20 am

    Excellent.

    • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 10:31 am || Up

      I am hoping that is sewer back up rather than rain run off.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Englishmajor Oct 31,2014 11:11 am || Up

        The Coliseum Sewage account retweeted that picture too….

  70. Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 11:04 am

    I say you can’t be a dynasty without making the playoffs two years in a row.

    • Englishmajor Oct 31,2014 11:12 am || Up

      I agree. I might give them a partial pass for the year Posey got hurt, but not last year.

    • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 11:29 am || Up

      Amen.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • grover Oct 31,2014 11:42 am || Up

      Normally I’d agree and if we were talking about 2 wins – 1 loss I’d be on your side… but 3 championships is 3 championships.

      Dynasty.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 11:48 am || Up

        To me a dynasty implies a continuous reign. What they did is impressive, and one of the great feats of small sample baseball we’ve ever seen, but it’s not on the level of the 70’s A’s or the 98-00 (arguably 96-03) Yankees.

        • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 12:10 pm || Up

          Agreed. And I saidc this somewhere else, but there I might give them credit if in the odd years they were making the playoffs, lost the series, etc. But they are no where near dominant in those years.

          And, if I am going to pick nits, they would not have been included if not for the changes to the post season. All of the dynasties we talk about didnt get a wild card route to add to their resume. Now end of day you play by the rules you are held to, but dont try and tell me this is the same as the Yankees team,etc.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • grover Oct 31,2014 12:30 pm || Up

          Fair point. But I’m not saying all dynasties as inherently equal. I see the term as similar to being in the Hall of Fame… all the guys in there are Hall of Famers; some are better than others.

          And Rickey should’ve been a unanimous selection.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 31,2014 1:12 pm || Up

          It’s not deserved, but I don’t think I can really argue against the dynasty label now. Three championships in five years is unfortunately dynastic. I will however, argue that they might be the weakest organization ever to qualify for a dynasty label

          • nevermoor Oct 31,2014 2:12 pm || Up

            Ok, maybe they’re a dynasty. Let’s see if they’re the worst dynasty in baseball history (my gut expects so)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • East Bay Evans Oct 31,2014 1:32 pm || Up

      Heartily concur’d. The 76 win team does some damage to the notion too.

  71. Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 12:13 pm

    Jesus Christ there’s a fucking panda float.

  72. batgirl Oct 31,2014 12:53 pm

    They said on the radio the Cal band will be there. Can’t we call territorial rights on that?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2014 12:58 pm || Up

      But by that logic we’d have to give up you. Totally not worth it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  73. Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 1:43 pm

    • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 1:52 pm || Up

      I had seen last night that Parker was going to be there. I cant think of a single reason why he/she/it shouldnt take off and just destroy as much of the parade as possible-double birds the whole way, throwing things at the Giants FO, etc.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 1:55 pm || Up

        They should have sent a real grizzly bear.

      • Englishmajor Oct 31,2014 2:25 pm || Up

        Crouch down, drop unwrapped Tootsie Rolls behind butt, offer candy to fans. Repeat.

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2014 3:21 pm || Up

          I’d rather eat bear poop than a tootsie roll.

    • James V. Oct 31,2014 2:32 pm || Up

      I know I shouldn’t care, but it really annoys me that the River Cats are claiming the right to celebrate and actually send their mascot to the parade when they haven’t even played a single f’ing game yet as a Giants affiliate.

      Throughout all this, I haven’t even seen a single word of thanks from them for 15 successful years as an A’s affiliate. I know affiliations change but it’s usually initiated by the parent club. The River Cats have just gone total frontrunner and effectively tossed the A’s aside to hook up with the hotter thing.

      • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 2:37 pm || Up

        Agreed. And surprisingly the Grizzlies seem to have handled it with class. Now obviously they were the jilted city that no one wanted, but they have been totally fair with what has happened. Even when their social media guy mentioned possibly now getting a winning team, he made a point of saying how they never had issues with their affiliation, but if you looked at the standings for every year it was clear how the AAA team was used.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • James V. Oct 31,2014 2:44 pm || Up

          Yeah, and I know there’s been a lot of talk about how the River Cats are likely to go from a team with a good record as an A’s affiliate to a bad one under the Giants, and how what minor league teams do doesn’t really matter as long as they’re preparing people for successful MLB careers (not to mention what the MLB team does is more important), but there’s one small thing:

          The River Cats have always drawn as much attention as possible to their success as a Triple-A team. Hell, there are countless times they, as an A’s affiliate, took advantage of any opportunity they could to rub it in the face of the Grizzlies when they were aligned with the Giants. Maybe that’s a social media thing, but nobody in the front office made whoever was behind it stop.

          Now, they’ve gone all bandwagon to put in with the Giants, the Giants won yet another World Series, and the River Cats have latched on to it as if they’ve been part of the Giants for a lot longer than a month.

          • 5Aces Oct 31,2014 3:43 pm || Up

            See, I find your point about how the RCs drew attention to their success as being a total key. I pointed out numerous times how some of the attendance diferences, etc were because of the records. It was then shot back how records dont matter for minor league teams, and some study that was done, etc.

            For many situations that is probably right. But I think Sac was a bit of a diferent animal. They had pretty much always been successful, and they did a great job connecting to that success and reminding people what a great team they had to support. While I have no real data to back my theory up, I think it will be interesting to see how that reaction changes if they have a year or 2 of last place finishes. Fresno is every inch the Giant territory that Sacto is. Other than scattered rehab stints, and Giant centric giveaways (giants players bobbleheads and replica WS rings) it simply didnt matter much.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  74. Glorious Mundy Nov 1,2014 3:39 pm
    • Future Ed Nov 1,2014 3:48 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t mind. really. Low expectations and all.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Nov 1,2014 4:27 pm || Up

        He survives spring training, your optimism increases, then by the end of April kablooey. It happens every time.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • mother pucker Nov 2,2014 12:46 am || Up

        I mean, the starting rotation as it stands today is Shark, Gray, Kazmir, Griffin, and Parker?. I would not mind B.A. over Parker, if the price was right.

        • bear88 Nov 2,2014 12:52 am || Up

          I am assuming neither Griffin nor Parker will be ready at the start of the season. I am assuming that Parker shouldn’t try to be a starter again after a second surgery. And I am assuming other changes.

          If the price is right, what the hell? But I doubt it will be.

          • grover Nov 2,2014 6:53 am || Up

            I agree that Parker should move to the bullpen.

    • sslinger Nov 1,2014 5:05 pm || Up

      LOL comment:

      He’ll do better for them in the wildcard game than Lester did, even if he is injured and unavailable to pitch.

    • James V. Nov 2,2014 6:10 am || Up

      Absolutely no interest in Brett Anderson whatsoever from me. Fuck him.

  75. bear88 Nov 2,2014 12:50 am

    I’ll get this over with.

    Parade day started off OK, because I got up really early and beat the crowds (so I wasn’t on a BART train full of drunk people). But because my office has the best view of the parade, I got a co-worker who wouldn’t leave (and who I couldn’t kick out). She doesn’t know anything about baseball, so I had to explain who various players were so she could take pictures on her camera. This would have been tolerable for a half hour, because I was doing end-of-month bureaucratic duties, but it dragged on for two hours.

    The day went downhill from there, ending at a Halloween party which I otherwise enjoyed that featured more footage from the parade and Civic Center celebration – mercifully on mute.

    • Soaker Nov 2,2014 12:49 pm || Up

      Happily the Cal football team compensated for the band’s appearance in the parade by beating up on that other orange and black team last night. I even have a little bit of optimism about the Big Game for the first time in a few years.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • bear88 Nov 2,2014 2:13 pm || Up

        Cal’s chance in the Big Game is not zero for the first time in several years.

      • batgirl Nov 3,2014 12:49 pm || Up

        I’ll admit I’m a bit concerned about Big Game this year. I really wish we could get Pep Hamilton back.

  76. nevermoor Nov 2,2014 4:19 pm

    Was not prepared for fall-back hopes to be crushed quite that dramatically.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Nov 2,2014 4:21 pm || Up

      If Greg Roman isn’t fired after that..

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2014 4:53 pm || Up

        There’s plenty of room for you both here on the Raiders bandwagon. So much room. You can even ride shotgun.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • MikeV Nov 2,2014 5:00 pm || Up

          The bad thing is as horrible as the Niners were they should have won the game.

          1st and 1 and you call a rollout pass and a QB sneak… WTF.

          Crabtree was in though. That was a TD.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • bear88 Nov 2,2014 5:05 pm || Up

            I actually didn’t think it was a touchdown, or at least too close to overturn.

            The 49ers only had one timeout, so one pass made a certain amount of sense. But then you give it to your best running back, not Kaepernick behind the rookie center who had been shoved around the entire game.

            • MikeV Nov 2,2014 5:10 pm || Up

              Ball was clearly over the plane when Crabtree caught it, by rule if it’s a catch it’s gotta be a TD

              The internet is screaming about Kaepernick being over the goal line before the ball came loose on the sneak, too, but who knows

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • bear88 Nov 2,2014 5:16 pm || Up

                But did Crabtree have control of the ball at that point? I didn’t think so.

                • nevermoor Nov 2,2014 8:08 pm || Up

                  If he didn’t, it isn’t a catch at all since it then hits the ground and squirts a little.

                  I was pretty shocked by that one, and I’m not usually shocked by replay choices.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Nov 3,2014 10:54 am || Up

                  The Niners got screwed on replays that game. They should have got a safety from Tavon Austin, Crabtree should have had a TD, and that Kaep fumble was questionable at best. It looked like his elbow hit the ground before the ball came out to me

                • nevermoor Nov 3,2014 11:09 am || Up

                  Ok, but they also got the Gore fumble wrong (and the Austin out-of-bounds, though that one didn’t matter).

                  I don’t agree on the Austin safety, or the replay “call stands” on Kaep. Agree the Crabtree catch should have been overturned on review.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • James V. Nov 3,2014 12:00 pm || Up

                  See, I don’t think the Austin play was a safety. He had come out of the endzone, and while he was in the process of going back, he was hit before he was back in the endzone as far as I could tell. That can’t be a safety.

                  On Crabtree’s play, he did not have full control until he’d already come back out of the endzone. If you’re looking at a still image that shows the ball in against his elbow with it over the goal line, it’s a deceptive image because he didn’t actually have control then. There was a bobble before he landed back on the 1. If nothing else, the clock should have stopped when he rolled out of bounds.

                  The Kaepernick play was basically impossible to overturn one way or the other.

                • DFA Nov 3,2014 1:30 pm || Up

                  The runner voluntarily went backwards into the endzone and was hit in the endzone. Carrier didn’t force him backwards until he was already behind the line. Thats a safety.

                  Kapernick clearly had his elbow down. We get the ball back with 2 seconds and tie the game.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Nov 3,2014 1:34 pm || Up

                  Yep. It was an obvious safety.

                  On the Kaep play, there is no replay that clearly shows whether he broke the plane or not before the ball came loose. If they had called it a TD on the field, that also would stand because you just couldn’t tell either way.

                  Which makes me wonder aloud why the hell a 2 billion dollar enterprise can’t afford to have goal line replay cameras… they use the FKing broadcast cameras!

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • doctorK Nov 3,2014 1:37 pm || Up

                  This. Just station four cameras with fixed views, two for each goal line.

                • DFA Nov 3,2014 1:37 pm || Up

                  or why fox doesn’t have goal line cameras for that play?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Nov 3,2014 1:51 pm || Up

                  I don’t agree with that on the safety. I think the ball was back across the line when contact was initiated, but I’m open to being persuaded if someone has the image.

                  Completely agree on Kaep. Thank god we didn’t give Gore a carry down there. Effing Roman.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • nevermoor Nov 2,2014 8:09 pm || Up

            This. How does Gore not touch the ball with the game (and, quite possibly, playoffs) on the line.

            I’m still thinking we are a 9 win team. Which misses the playoffs.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • bear88 Nov 2,2014 5:00 pm || Up

        Centers are kind of important, it seems.

        And geez, there’s Frank Gore, standing there in the backfield. Maybe you might want to try giving him the ball when you really need a touchdown at the end of the game. Roman seems to have a deep aversion to doing that.

        But in a way, it’s fine. If I don’t have to waste more time watching pro sports, I’m probably better off. It’s not like it has been enjoyable.

  77. Future Ed Nov 2,2014 10:06 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Nov 4,2014 4:42 pm || Up

      Now I wanna see Charlie Chan fight George Liquor American in a steel cage death match.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  78. Soaker Nov 21,2014 12:10 am

    Not to celebrate the Giants at all, but I’d heard about this and ran across a video tonight. You’re a band from Vermont, playing in San Francisco on the night of Game 7, and early on in your first set the Giants win it. How do you handle it? You can see Page checking offstage a couple times and then around 3:15 the crowd starts to roar. By 4:45 they’re right back into “The Moma Dance”; I thought they did pretty well.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

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