On to the LCS. A blue team, a red team, and two ghastly orange and black teams. Go Blue and Red.
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I feel like my lifetime winning average in series with adopted rooting interests is around .250, or even worse. Mostly the tendency to choose the underdog I’m sure, though that’s not really a factor here.
It is perfect, just perfect, that upon posting the above comment I got the FK auto-generated error message “no success.”
Seems to be an issue with the first comment in the thread.
And my life.
Go Missouri.
Show Me.
hey! no kruk!
I like this team, especially John Sciambi on play by play.
yeah. he’s good.
Whoo hoo, KC strikes first! Escobar got all of that pitch.
I just realized this series matches an owner who ran Walmart versus an owner who’s a labor lawyer. Somehow I am still rooting for KC.
hey I went outside to talk about asshole 8 year olds and the royals have a run!
Was it about your soccer field reservation?
i commented on that article.
Such fucking bullshit. That should be a no reservation possible field, as historically it was a latino blacktop game all day everyday.
I will say that the kids have leagu games there.
Quite the microcosm of Mission gentrification, for sure.
8 year olds, dude.
retaliation?
also, just realized that’s MY playground!! ok, never played soccer there but worked 3 doors over so i got to play tennis, swim, eat lunch, park in the secret alley when there wasn’t anywhere else to park, get scolded by the (famous) boss because ironically the park was the only privacy we had in the office and it was bad for his image for the interns to see him acting mean, even have work meetings on those lunch benches while the drunks in the next bench were fighting about whose bottle of booze it was or whose turn to get the next one. those were the days. fuck app rezzies, yo.
I’m not sure that this is the hill I would want to die on. As SF residents, these companies participate in a soccer league (which is good, right?) As part of that league, they got a permit to ensure they would have a field to use at a set time (which is necessary to that good). Unbeknownst to them, there’s apparently a neighborhood tradition against using that field for those events, so a shitstorm ensues.
Sounds like that’s on the City for allowing permits at that field. Or for folks in the neighborhood for failing to follow the same rules that apply to all other San Franciscans on all other SF parks.
die? i’m just reminiscing.
Sure. I mean the fact that it’s becoming a big old thing.
We’re all going to.
wrote a sort of reminiscing vent on ello about my 5th grade best friend who i found out died recently of brain cancer complications. nah, no condolences necessary. only mentioning it to pump up ello. talk about ghost towns.
and for the track record, two of my childhood best friends are dead.
…anybody wanna come over for a sleepover?
Yeah – the (partial) backtracking on real names on fb and the invitation-only state of ello seem to have killed that migration dead.
additionally, it’s pretty hard to find one’s people there. i don’t want it to rec people i may know (that’s how i ended up with a pile of i-don’t-actually-know-yous-but-it’s-awkward-to-not-accept-the-invite on FB). but i do want to type in a friend’s first and last name and get an actual result. seems it only allows one-word searches, so you have to know their handle already or hope their name is pretty FKing unique.
I am tired of that kind of social media.
I was on friendster, migrated to my space and fox drove us to facebook.
I don’t care that much. I love to see my friends kids, but I don’t care enough to try to build another network. Unless ello (which I ahve never looked at) offers something new and useful, I will skip it. Like I skipped google + (although I apparently have an account)
it’s all about diaspora now.
I go where the funny is.
This is why I don’t think fb is really going to go away anytime soon. I joined ello, but I’ve only checked it a few times (same thing happened with Google+). I’m generally a passive social media user. The majority of the time I skim what others are posting and what’s going on, and only post when something bigger is happening. For the more spectator-based user like me, the familiar platform where the people I know are posting will win out. Despite fiascos like the real name debacle, I don’t think fb has a strong enough Napo character to prompt permanent abandonment from most user. If it did hit that critical mass, I would happily be gone though. I have no real affinity to fb, other than history and the occasional nostalgia-filled romp through old photos
i like it that there’s a place possible where my parents, clients, former coworkers, passing acquaintances and their friends, parents, clients, former… etc… can’t read what i write, but my non-sports-minded friends can.
That’s what was so magical for me about FB. I was a freshman in college when it was rolling out school-by-school so it was this neat way to plan parties, put faces to names, see if people were single, etc. that was also insulated from the outside world.
Obviously, that’s long gone for a major app. But there’s a company called nextdoor doing it at a neighborhood level that I think is really neat. Obviously there’s value in broad sites (I use linked-in more than FB, but both have their uses), but I really like having more insular spaces too. Like, well, FK.
yep. FB was kinda “dood, let’s party!!” but suddenly the parents showed up.
peak experience for me was myspace’s blog tool. apart from being linked to your friends and acquaintances on myspace, you could follow particular friends’ blogs (which didn’t show up on your main page) and comment. unfortunately when FB stopped being a college-age thing, and in fact the middle and high-schoolers i was working with started jumping on it, leading my coworkers to start joining, then my actual friends, etc, etc, myspace became depopulated and died.
but i kinda knew that the fun level of FB was limited when my boss, a fairly square noe valley mom, came in one morning all tired and explained, “i was up all night. every time i found a friend it would tell me about three more friends.”
and yeah, FK is perfect. except i also know people who don’t like sports, so they’re not inclined to join.
Like we talk about sports..
Wait, they do like soccer and cricket, right?
i know some people who don’t even like walking. and i know some people who actually (get this) leave the computer and go do things.
Don’t they know a walk is nearly as good as a hit?
I dont know. I’ve met some girls that always seem to like to walk around, but all I can think about is hitting that. The walk never seems as good.
its on the city. yes.
I don’t know that they are part of a league. but SF pick up soccer does not rent that field because of its historical use (before the field turf makover)
I have written my supervisor.
My take, if I were drop box guys, I would back off and let the kids play.
I can see why people feel that way, but they were probably looking forward to the game they expected (and paid for) against a “rival” company. I would (and have) certainly kicked people off softball fields for my league’s games in the past, though those fields don’t have the same pickup-game tradition this place seems to have.
in the video people seemd as reasonable as possible.
I will note that we went to that park for a classroom party and the field was in use for a pick up game
It would be funny watching Posey try to throw out royal runners
Excellent! Also will reduce the crowd to more of a seven county book club.
delightful
did you catch sciambi calling a giants/orioles WS an “assault on the senses” re: orange.
Yes. Of course, since baseball hates us that’s probably exactly what will happen.
too bad the WS sched doesn’t reach 10/31.
The Royals outfielders are all fantastic to be sure, but they do take circuitous routes sometimes.
I can’t name a single person who plays for the O’s.
Jerry Blevins!
I didn’t know he played for Baltimore.
He’s on the Nats, no?
(Yes)
That’s how skinny he is, could be in any dugout!
this is delightful!
less delightful.
Plus the white stripes thing
His band with Alison Mosshart isn’t too bad.
Is ther a single former Athletic on any of these active rosters? Struggling to find a rooting interest.
How fond of Josh Willingham were you?
And there’s Holliday. So, fuck the Cardinals.
Tim Hudson is of course worthy of our love, but, well, ya know.
I could get behind this, actually. Not sure there is an Athletic in recent history I love more.
“Just-Barely-Not-Bad-Enough-To-Lose-The-Game James” doesn’t roll off the tongue quite so easily, but it’s a lot more accurate.
Career post-season ERA > 5
Fuck you, Royals.
Grab the wheels.
Wow, there’s dumb luck, and there’s certifiable luck.
Other than maybe a bunt I don’t remember ever seeing a pop up find the infield grass like that.
You lose. Good DAY
Bases loaded, no out for KC in the top of the 9th. I am conditioned to believe they’re screwed.
Just like their predecessor to KC.
Those matchups were really bad for the Royals, especially Butler vs. ground ball pitcher in a no double play situation. Hosmer probably could have had a walk.
that was a terrible first swing by hosmer
Damn!
Reasonable colors 1, garish colors zero.
delightful!
these people are as drunk as i woke up. angelito dives. all of brazil pushes the ref around. the ref smiles. messi kicks a soft penlaty. the rebound goes impossibly wide. i want water.
drought. no water for you.
there’s no drought in socal!
(i’m in socal.)
right. carry on
I want a yoshi’s grill mat
i thouhgt he could score there
this game is dumb.
yeah. i see
i would describe that last goal as “a slowly developing play”
i’d call it entirely unnecessary.
demichellis fabricated the corner shot thanks to a surprise kick back to the goalie.
yeah. dumb
dunga’s definitely drunk.
its 5 am somewhere
aren’t you glad you got up?
i was tumbling around sleepless anyway.
the question is what do i now? finland liga hockey? bundesliga handball? winmau world masters dart doesn’t start for another hour…
THE WALKING DEAD TOMORROW!
Or if you drank a little too much; this morning.
I only the second time in five years, I called in to work today. I feel dead.
the working dead. doesn’t have quite the same ring though.
According to John Schiambi, Salvador Perez and Alcides Escobar wear women’s perfume during games, on the theory that if you smell good you’ll play good.
Again?
You radio people missed a spirited debate about which is the most important type of shutdown inning.
I’m officially on the Royals bandwagon.
Cal says Lorenzo Cain doesn’t know to run hard with two outs because he’s not a veteran yet…
yeah, I’ll take singleton and Sciambi
KC seems like a team that will turn to shit against SF.
(I am not actually watching any of these playoffs.)
That was exactly my thought. Tear through the AL and then get 3 hits in 4 WS games.
Yep.
That’s because every team falls apart against the Giants.
See? I can’t have nice things.
So far this ALCS has been quite entertaining.
Whoa
Sounds interesting:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/on-deck-a-sabermetric-broadcast/
Refuse to lose (in 9 innings)!
Royals, you have 8 minutes to end this.
Just in time, thanks.
My current jam:
its 1111
happy armistice everybody!
Sundays are terrible in the off season.
sunday mornings in the offseason are especially terrible if you travel by air on a flight originating near san diego, continuing through oakland, and ending in seattle.
I fucking hate moral victories. But on the other hand I’m starting to believe that Dennis Allen may not have been the best ever to coach football players about football plays in preparation for their football game.
It was the first home game in over a year that was close in the last
five minutesquarterhalf. I’ll take it.Thank you for being here FSU. I have to admit this is the most I have watched of a game this year, so any and all opinions I have are stupid.
But is it really possible that all of this was coaching? I mean they aren’t winning the Super Bowl, but honestly the team seemed totally different than what I have glimpsed previously. What are your thoughts? Is this actually a corner that we can turn?
The vastly improved play calling, at least, is credit to the coaching. On defense they played a lot smarter, who knows why?
#SingletarytoHarbaugh
From the outhouse to the penthouse.
IT’S HERE
Is it queer and do I have to get used to it?
we *are* used to it. AMC does it every year.
I NEED MEDICATION
I like the blue stripes on the Cards high socks guys. I had to look back to remind myself, but I guess the subtle blue stripes has been a Cardinal thing for awhile.
I cant find any real evidence of it, but it sounds like the recriminations may be starting their eventual leak out.
On Twitter someone said that someone else quoted an “anon A’s player as saying ‘didnt we bring him (Lester) here to win these games?” (the someone and someone else had names but I dont have a device that can get to the Twitoverse near me).
Now I just tried a little random internet searching and I am not finding anything that actually sounds like that yet, and getting anon quotes 3rd hand is no way to go through life. But I’m guessing something like this will eventually make its way around followed by stories of how Lester wasnt a good fit, etc.
But the good news? Pitchers and Catchers in just about 120 days!
Pat Neshak suggests the A’s have a cold shoulder towards parts deemed disposable.
chavez was showing (eyeball) signs of slowing down. not sure i agree with neshek’s (heartfelt) appraisal there. a pitching trade was probably necessary. but wasn’t that covered with shark? (sabr projection of chavez after he was demoted would be welcome if comparison is possible from numeroloheads.)
and you know what other trade was necessary…? i’ll open the floor to mikeV here.
though speaking of intangible cold body parts, there’s a saying where i come from… pecho frÃo / cold chest: a guy who doesn’t feel the weight of his jersey. i can’t shunna coudda woudda about lester<--> céspedes as a trade, but man was there an apparent difference in that aspect down the stretch.
also, nice neshek / fuck you pence (and quit looking at your bat to see how pretty you think your follow through is).
Pat Neshek wouldn’t have taken the shots he took in the Shea column without talking to some of his old A’s buddies. That was pointed at Beane though; Lester wasn’t part of it, directly at least.
Thats what I thought. Neshek almost sounded like he wanted to get some of that in even if it wasnt totally his idea. He was praising one second and then coming back and criticizing while admitting he was not there for it. It almost felt to me like not only did he talk to them first, but maybe they called him up and suggested ‘hey, if anyone from SF talks to you…’.
Here is the tweet in question:
Again I havent seen an actual article with this, though I could just be missing it.
That’s to be expected.
That said, there was something pathetic in Beane saying the A’s wouldn’t have made the playoffs without Lester. Uh, so they can play one play-in game and lose because Lester couldn’t hold a big lead? That’s your defense?
Why not? “I rolled the dice and took a shot and I lost.”
I find it weird how everyone has been obsessed with what Billy says. Like we have ever expected anything of note from him? Folks who want him to apologize, or say he made a horrible trade. What GM ever comes out and does that?
Now what you suggest though bear I think would be totally reasonable. I would love to hear Billy repeat what he said since day 1 and ten just say that sometimes you go all in and the other person has a better hand. Or make some other more appropriate poker analogy. But I dont expect him to say “I panicked when Pom broke his hand and Tommy Milone pissed me off so I went crazy.” And honestly I would think less of him if he did say that-true or not.
He left the game with the lead.
Thanks, and go As.
He wasnt brought in to leave the game. He’s a gamer who takes the ball and just wins, and throws real high pitch counts and shuts opponents down blahblahblah.
I know, I just think it’s funny how different the narrative would be if Doolittle hadn’t blown the save.
LESTER WASN’T AT HIS BEST BUT STILL HELD ON AND THE A’S WON THAT’S WHY THEY ACQUIRED HIM TO WIN BIG GAMES LIKE THAT rabble rabble
Thanks, and go As.
Or if the infield could play defense, or if Melvin pulled him sooner, or if the bullpen not sucked in general, or if Burns had been playing left field instead of Gomes, or if Coco not been hurt, or if Soto not been hurt, or if our make-shift outfield could communicate better, or if etc. etc.
See? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRADE CESPEDES??
Thanks, and go As.
asvd
seconded
yes. very nice
Or if JJ doesnt blow 2 games early in the year and the WC game is in Oakland.
I imagine we could come up with a dozens different what ifs if necessary. How bout if Parker and AJ dont get injured in spring training and we dont have to make the trades. What if Cespy dies trying to flee Cuba? What if Billy goes to Stanford instead…
I prefer to stick to the game in question. I just think to blame any one individual in this case is just… well… laughable. The team as a whole just failed.
Yeah. I think I have been one of the people most down on Lester’s performance with us, but I totally admit in the end all of the reactions are based on where we end up.
And I still wonder why none of the chicken and beer stuff stuck to him? Everyone else from that team was a loser who didnt care enough but he is now a gritty winner.
If the A’s had won, it would have been because the scored a whole bunch of runs, not because Lester was great.
But the narrative was all about Lester when the A’s had the lead, even though his outing was average through 7. And people would have given Beane credit for his gutsy, much-maligned trade.
Okay, I cried like a baby.
Where’s Matty? I need to talk about what just happened.
The assholes changed me to the west coast feed.
I am distraught by this.
ME TOO!!!
Y’all should quit watching shows when they come on, and just watch them later commercial free.
Nobody talks to each other around the water cooler anymore anyway.
I happen to like this particular show and want to see it when it comes on rather than wait until I can track it down online. Besides which I’m not particularly fond of the overall quality of video streaming online commercial free or otherwise. Whether the average person can see a difference or not, I can.
At our water cooler we mostly do interpretive dance.
Yadier Molina taking the Cards’ chances down the corridor to the clubhouse along with him. I’ve conceded that the Giants aren’t going to lose more than one game the rest of the way.
Christ, what a Professor Total Asshole.
bottom line, is he real or not?
(i swear i read it, but my reading comprehension may need to be tested.)
i hope his clubhouse nickname is pugsley. either that or uncle chinstrap.
oh come on cards.
I would love to be a disinterested baseball fan right now. This would be fun.
i may be interested but i’m not a fan of baseball right now.
HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THIS TEAM GET THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING TIME
jesus fucking christ.
My kids just came out and turned off the TV/did a mini intervention on me.
take them out to ice cream, right now. they deserve it. so do you.
make that ice cream pie.
series tied.
OMG!!! I may take them out for new video games and then go get me some strippers and beer!!!
I WANT ICE CREAM AND A REUBEN SANDWICH.
sounds great. in that order even.
i still can’t believe he got busted for making his own ruben dressing…
I hated Kolten Wong for taking Mark Ellis’s spot, but I forgive him now.
Mark, of course, being the wonderful rider of unicorns that he is, isn’t holding a grudge:
Reasonable Colors 3, Hideous Colors 1
As much as I despise the Giants, I still can’t proactively root for a team wearing the Furd color.
But Furd doesnt have blue too, right? Could you fool yourself into thinking they are the Oakland Oaks?
Now that the Angels are out, I was finally able to paint my toenails a nice Cardinal red to finish out the season.
that’s the problem when fashion conscious and hanging out with men. more chances they can’t tell the difference between PMS200 and PMS201.
i’d be all, look, i’m gonna show you my toenails, but first you gotta pass a battery of tests.
So the Cardinals won a game, finally, and lost Molina. But the Giants are a combination of solid preparation and unbelievably good luck. I’m pretty much resigned to having to deal with the nightmare commute on parade day.
chip hale –> dbacks mgr.
We’re in need of new blood, so I’m not the least bit bothered by this. Though I was kind of hoping Steinbach would get that job.
I still want someone to explain to me WTH a bench coach actually does other than be a carrier pigeon now for replay decision information.
Um… stuff. Mostly an idea guy (initially typoed “idiot guy”) who’s also a sounding board. Usually “takes over” when the manager is away or ejected.
Straight shooters with upper management written all over them
The bench coach is usually the second-in-command, the one the manager confers with on strategy decisions and who is presumably most acquainted with the details of the game plan. Usually its the bench coach who takes over when the manager is ejected. So more than having a specific assignment like the other coaches do, the portfolio for bench coach is essentially Deputy Manager.
May he print many a sandwich
Does he get to take the laminated number signs with him for challenges?
This definitely fits with my impressions of the strike zones the A’s saw this year. What a joke MLB umpiring is.
I think replay has a result in moving the focus onto one of few things that needs addressing still. And there’s only one, obvious, solution: robo umping. There’s just no NEED for anyone to call balls and strikes anymore. Better to have a perfectly consistent if not entirely accurate caller. And human can’t do that.
I accidentally caught a little bit of the NLCS game last night. Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds? As if this matchup isn’t painful enough already.
FSU bait.
A co-worker asked what I thought of the egging of the Chargers’ team buses yesterday by Raiders fans. I told him, after saying the egging was stupid and unacceptable, that at least nobody at the Coliseum has been beaten to the point of paralysis this year.
I didn’t see a single fight before during or after the game yesterday. There were at least a thousand Chargers fans there too.
Okay, but what about off the field?
asvd
Thanks, and go As.
Got a similar one today-local talk radio guy was talking about the fights and beatings around games the last few years, how it is getting worse, and what if anything could be done.
Caller: Notice none of these have been at the O.co…they never beat anyone yukyukyuk…
If someone gets in a fight with someone else over which team they root for you just hope they don’t plan to procreate.
Lackey v Hudson … I think I may just sit in the corner quietly weeping.
With AJ catching too!
OK … I’ll take Lackey getting shelled and pulled in the first inning, Piershitski getting hurt being run over at the plate by Posey, Huddy pitching a gem, and the Gnats still losing on copious hilarious fielding errors.
Screw that. Huddy is dead to me. Lackey gets shelled, AJ gets shellacked in the back by a bat, and Huddy gets shellacked after all the high and mighty think it’s a done deal. Think Win #20 only without the win. Gnats lose.
I’ve gotten cute with my gnats rooting in the playoffs the past few years, and we know how that turned out. So I’m done with any caveats. I hope they get beaten thoroughly and demoralizingly, and every single one of their players has a terrible no good game
Terrible, Horrible, no-good, very bad game.
you got that partly right
A’s in playoffs = I take PTO so I can watch a game that’s taking place 1,800 miles from my office.
Giants in playoffs = all my co-workers sit around at a table 15 feet from my desk, watching a game that’s taking place 2 miles from our office for which $45 tickets were available on StubHub, screaming their heads off.
i recommend you take PTO right now and forget to write it up since they wouldn’t notice anyway.
One of them, an otherwise very nice and intelligent person, is actually wearing a panda hat.
Please walk up to them and slap them on the back of the head Gibbs style.
Panda hat provides too much cushioning.
In case you thought I was exaggerating…my cube is about six feet to the left.
Here with a Perspective is Glorious Mundy:
“This is disgraceful.”
Opinions expressed in this Perspective are not necessarily those of KQED or its funders.
If you wear a hat like that in Arkansas you’re likely to get shot and eaten for dinner. We like varmint in these here parts.
wait, twitter glorious Mundy, or regular glorious mundy?
I think you should slap both of them. Her in the face.
I bet a deadly silence just fell over the newsroom. Except for the muffled snickers coming from EM’s cube.
Did I pass gas?
I was in the studio…but yeah, when I came out most of the people around the table were gone. There must have been a meeting.
I took yesterday off (in accordance with my lifelong policy of not working on my taxes until the last possible day). Since today’s game doesn’t start until 5 I’m hoping people will knock off early and go somewhere else to watch.
But just in case, I’ve hidden the remote.
ha!
I’m weak…I took pity on them after they’d wandered around looking for it for ten minutes.
I hope you hid it where you can pull it out and change the channel just before something happens only to then slyly hide it again.
What’s the German for schaudenfreude?
should i be watching qualifiers right this minute?
They’re all over now.
Did you watch the friendly against Hong Kong?
highlights this morning. not really an indication of anything. brazil-japan was probably more accurate.
True, but my national team would struggle to grind out a 1-0 win there.
i’ll watch some qualifier replays tonight… no spoilers!
Serbia x Albania got a little crazy.
Ooooh… I wonder what the spoiler is!!
i don’t understand how people get so worked up over something that has nothing to do with sports.
Dick Advocaat is perhaps the best name in the history of names.
He really should be a spokesman for Bols (too).
Don’t worry, AV…I won’t spoil the game results for you.
sunuva… it’s not on ESPN’s replay selections.
Isn’t a Randal Grichuk something you put behind you car wheels before you jack it up?
I thought he was one of the goblins at Gringotts Bank in the Harry Potter books.
Aw, fuck.
Randy FKing Choake.
I would suggest that Mr Choad go take an eastward walk off the northbound side of the GG bridge, but that would be too nice for him.
Westward off the southbound. I want fewer people there to be able to stop him.
If he goes my way, though, he’d be eastbound and down.
blowing up and fucking.
Reasonable Colors 4, Garish Colors 2.
(count your fingers again?)
(if it’s pure denial, i’m on board though.)
the only unicorn backpacks on ebay are now buy it now only prices. low of 75 high of 130/
each listing says something along the lines of I need the money not the back pack, or firm on price.
Assholes
Q: should KC take a lesson from the tigers and avoid the sweep today to guarantee another game, thus keeping in tune in the gap till the giants complete their pro-forma
gameswait of opponents’ mistakes?Fuck that. We’re having a Mid West World Series.
more missourable, less miserable.
Exactly.
Apparently not.
That was fun.
Go Cardinals! Like they say, Missouri loves company.
:)
They seriously write themselves, don’t they. Fuck the Giants. I wanted either a battle of the birds or a BBQ off.
I’m afraid we’re going to lose her to Freecoleslaw.net.
Fatty does like her some coleslaw.
As if we needed further evidence of the amount of bullshit that goes that FKing team’s way in the postseason
Fuck baseball so hard.
Disgusting
FUCK EVERYTHING
Fuck everything. I quit baseball.
Thanks, and go As.
The Royals and Giants have both played a whole lot of close exciting ballgames this postseason, if that continues the World Series could be really fun to watch. I have decided to not let the one garish color spoil that for me.
They should play naked. All of us.
So we can judge them for what really matters.
parenting skills!
It could be fun to watch, but I’ll continue not watching any of it.
My goal is to watch at least two minutes of this World Series…I’m not sure I’ll make it though. I don’t hate either team I just don’t care. For all my Royals fan friends I hope KC wins but I’m betting the Giants win it in 5.
If they do, I may need a lawyer. And bail. And someone to hide the bodies that may or may not exist.
When the Broncos won back to back Super Bowls I gave serious thought to egging the entire state of Colorado.
denver. omelette.
Eggcellent.