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Because we were making Jennifer sad…

Here is a cover tune that got me playing all my Neil Young records last weekend. But this version has unbeatable crowd reactions.

I escaped from the requirement to go to the South Pole (a.k.a. ice prison) this year. But the downside is that I won’t be stopping through New Zealand, where I always hold out unrealistic hopes of discovering a treasure trove of old Flying Nun LPs.

My wife is running the Chicago Marathon on Sunday. I tried to keep up with just part of her training for a while but first I got calf tendonitis and then I destroyed my lower back. So being almost 34 is awesome.

Ok, that’s all I got. Hopefully Bed will show up to bail me out.

211 thoughts on “Unghost-townification grill-lounge

  1. AV Oct 7,2014 8:00 pm

    boo!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 7,2014 8:00 pm || Up

      Are they saying “boo-olin”?

      • AV Oct 7,2014 8:08 pm || Up

        they? there is only me, sir.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • colin Oct 7,2014 8:12 pm || Up

          • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:21 pm || Up

            [stops googling]

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • colin Oct 7,2014 8:26 pm || Up

              You didn’t make it all the way to the first link?

              • AV Oct 7,2014 8:28 pm || Up

                i’m guessing this.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:34 pm || Up

                there is a first link?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:23 pm

    bullpen roles are bochy’s undoing. afelt was ready, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. AV Oct 7,2014 8:27 pm

    i wonder how pixies’ two covers of neil young were about waiting.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 7,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      Down at the South Pole, the winterlong just ended.

    • AV Oct 7,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      and my favorite NY song is only covered by mercury rev? (i don’t remember liking them.) can’t find a video of it though.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Oct 7,2014 8:32 pm || Up

        It’s not Neil Young, but I spent a while earlier today trying to find a good youtube for Sleater-Kinney’s cover of Fortunate Son. The only one I found had pretty terrible sound.

        • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:40 pm || Up

          there is a difference between CCR and NY?

          Huh.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • colin Oct 8,2014 7:37 am || Up

      • sslinger Oct 7,2014 10:02 pm || Up

        Nice choice for a favorite. I love that whole album.

      • andeux Oct 7,2014 10:16 pm || Up

        Uncle Tupelo covered that one (among many other Neil songs) too.

        This is one of my favorite Neil covers though:

        TINSTAAFK
  4. AV Oct 7,2014 8:31 pm

    those are pretty good songs up there, C. i don’t know anything about flying nun.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 7,2014 8:33 pm || Up

      0_0

      a record nerd who doesn’t worship at the altar of kiwi pop?!?

    • 5Aces Oct 7,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • AV Oct 7,2014 8:38 pm || Up

        sometimes if there’s a return after the link and before the ” i get a [?].

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. Jennifer Oct 7,2014 8:33 pm

    Yuuuuhhhhssss!

  6. Jennifer Oct 7,2014 8:34 pm

    I love me some cover tunes. Lake Street Dive has an entire album of covers.

    • colin Oct 8,2014 8:50 am || Up

      I was trying to guess where Lake Street Dive was from just based on the name. But lots and lots of cities have Lake Streets. Turns out to be Boston, in their case.

      • Jennifer Oct 8,2014 9:19 am || Up

        I keep mistakenly calling them Lake Street Drive or Lake Shore Drive.

        • colin Oct 8,2014 10:01 am || Up

          Yeah. I lived in Chicago for eight years — I want to say Lake Shore Drive every time.

  7. colin Oct 7,2014 8:35 pm

    vroom

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    • AV Oct 7,2014 8:38 pm || Up

      you guys get tekton down there??

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Oct 8,2014 7:06 am || Up

        I have no idea what you’re talking about. Do you mean the tools? We have a lot of tools.

        • AV Oct 8,2014 7:15 am || Up

          i think i meant techron. or something.

          some product/additive/meaningless marketing word that bill king would read much better than it deserved. techron with vroooooom!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • colin Oct 8,2014 7:16 am || Up

            Even better than techron, we use JP8 (jet fuel) in everything because it doesn’t freeze.

  8. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:37 pm

    these managers in both nlds’s know that they can remove a pitcher when the opposite handed hitter comes up, rith?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 7,2014 8:39 pm || Up

      yeah, they think it’s gonna be a bunt anyway.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 8:44 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 7,2014 8:46 pm || Up

      i don’t get it. those old guys are covering a rezillos song?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. AV Oct 7,2014 9:06 pm

    ok. i’m outta here before i have to see the SFG* hop around like they earned something.

    * stupid fucking giants.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 9:25 pm

    Hate hate hate hate hate hate

    • AV Oct 8,2014 7:24 am || Up

      i’m going to contradict myself below, but don’t hate. giants fans really are the best. they root, cheer for pop flies, and wear special hats during every single one of the 20 games in the season, if necessary.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. Englishmajor Oct 7,2014 9:57 pm

    (I think the people who posted this image were thinking of the other Giants. But I’m using it anyway.)

  13. Englishmajor Oct 7,2014 10:04 pm

    If this were us we’d never hear the end of it:

    • andeux Oct 7,2014 10:09 pm || Up

      Sounds like they’re all set for the matchup vs. St. Louis.

      TINSTAAFK
      • sslinger Oct 7,2014 10:13 pm || Up

        Of course you come up with the witty response.

      • Future Ed Oct 8,2014 6:00 am || Up

        too bad its not walnut creek

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • sslinger Oct 7,2014 10:12 pm || Up

      I was just about to say how much this all fking sucks and how fking tired I am of sports and what they do to us, and now this. I obviously don’t know what happened, but it’s really sad it gets so out of hand sometimes. Now I feel bad for all concerned. Screw baseball.

    • Future Ed Oct 8,2014 6:12 am || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 8,2014 7:19 am || Up

      typical giants fans! leave the game early and instigate a gun fight against law enforcement just because the cops wear blue! and the dodgers weren’t even playing. this is how simple minded these criminals are.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. AV Oct 8,2014 10:07 am

    oddities when politics and sports collide…

    if cataluña votes for independence from spain (referendum a month from now), la liga announced that barcelona, espanyol, and three 2nd-dividion teams would not be able to remain in la liga.

    and carrying the thought through, would cataluña have a wildly uneven 5-team league?

    andorra is the only non-spanish territory allowed in la liga, and it sows the seed toward another non-spanish exception, but still, not guaranteed, and might take a while.

    and then you gotta add the cynical thought that, what if spain is using this to get people to vote against independence?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Oct 8,2014 10:20 am || Up

      It would be kinda weird to not have Barca in La Liga. I mean, that’s one of the largest revenue teams in the world.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Oct 8,2014 10:22 am || Up

        from the $$ angle, there’s no way it’s ousted.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Oct 8,2014 10:22 am || Up

      It’s absolutely Spain using it to vote against independence. I don’t even understand their league structure, but it reeks of it.

  15. 5Aces Oct 8,2014 10:47 am

    Because it’s home grown starsm managing, and teamowrk. No luck involved whatsoever.

    I’m gonna go wash my eyes out with Tabasco now…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • MikeV Oct 8,2014 10:57 am || Up

      seriously fuck sports. I’m so fucking sick of this shit. those fucking idiots hit the ball a total of about 80 feet and got 3 goddamn runs out of it. Fuck anybody who says it’s not luck. Gio gets a double play ball up the middle OOPS IT HIT THE PITCHING RUBBER

      whatever. Fuck that team and their condescending as fuck fans.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 11:41 am || Up

        Pretty much

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 11:46 am || Up

        What’s up with Giants fans piling on Harper today? Did he say something dickish last night? Because otherwise they just sound like a bunch of graceless winners kicking the other team’s best player for no reason.

        • AV Oct 8,2014 12:58 pm || Up

          the way he fucking ragged on the fans and the giants endlessly is indefensible.

          oh wait. and wait some more.

          unless he’s being sarcastic. in which case i want to defend him and like him.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 1:00 pm || Up

            The way the camera is positioned you can’t see him doing the wanking motion with his hand.

  16. Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 11:52 am
    • batgirl Oct 8,2014 12:42 pm || Up

      I would spend the heck out of that money.

      • AV Oct 8,2014 1:13 pm || Up

        can i have femhundre kroner?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 1:05 pm

    Nailed it, Danny.

  18. Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 3:00 pm

    Considering watching hockey tonight. That’s how bad things have gotten.

    So tell me, what teams/players am I supposed to hate? Also who’s really good? I have no idea who any of these guys are except that guy with the Polish surname who seems to be on a lot of Sharks ads, and those twins on Vancouver (?), and Sidney Crosby.

    Full disclosure: I will abandon the sport like it never existed once the NBA starts.

    • Englishmajor Oct 8,2014 3:07 pm || Up

      The Minnesota Wild have cool jerseys, and also a Swiss player named Nino Niederreiter who was acquired in a trade for Cal Clutterbuck.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 4:14 pm || Up

        Those are hot.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 8,2014 8:55 pm || Up

        The Wild’s dark green and red is perhaps the ugliest color palette in all professional sports.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Oct 8,2014 9:19 pm || Up

          That’s Green? Wow, I need to do some adjusting on the old monitor. I love the look of that sweater (Hockey jerseys are sweaters, right?)but if they cant get green right I don’t know if I can trust them.

          I’m thinking about hockey, but honestly if I do I’m jumping on a bandwagon since I don’t REALLY have a team and I could actually feel less disgusted with myself for following the equiv of the Yankees.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • AV Oct 8,2014 9:31 pm || Up

          no. jorge and campos is.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Oct 9,2014 10:24 am || Up

          i like the dark green better when i think it’s velour.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 10:29 am || Up

          Here’s how much of a sporting purist I am. I have never cared about hockey, but as one of my first memories of hockey existing was a brief clip of a (I think) Stanley Cup Finals involving the Minnesota North Stars in the mid-80s, it annoys me to this day that the Wild aren’t called the North Stars, which I remember thinking was such a cool name and logo. It also bothers me that there is no team in Quebec City, which struck me as an impossibly exotic locale for a North American sports franchise back then, and that the conferences and divisions are no longer named after random Canadians I’ve never heard of.

          • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 12:48 pm || Up

            your smythe Adams division champion Calgary flames Quebec Nordiques!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 2:00 pm || Up

            The North Stars also had a great color palette.

            I’m sure it was part of the Dallas Stars deal that a future MN hockey team couldn’t reclaim the name. At least the Stars made sense when it to changed from North Star to Lone Star, unlike the other Minnesota team that took its name when it left town, the Lakers.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 2:10 pm || Up

              So that’s why I liked them.

              The thing now where team moves but town keeps the name (e.g. Browns, Earthquakes, Sonics) is a nice development, as these things go.

              • dmoas Oct 9,2014 3:28 pm || Up

                At least when the name is regional specific. I can’t imagine the “A’s” being particularly regionally relevant to Philly, KC, or Oakland for instance. Nor the Giants from NY to SF. The Dodgers, on the other hand…

                • AV Oct 9,2014 3:54 pm || Up

                  LA trolley dodgers is perfectly fine.

                  utah jazz though…

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • sslinger Oct 9,2014 4:00 pm || Up

                  Yeah, I always thought LA and SLC should swap franchise names.

                • AV Oct 9,2014 4:08 pm || Up

                  shorty rogers approves.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • andeux Oct 9,2014 4:21 pm || Up

                  Mingus.
                  Dolphy.
                  I can dig it.

                  TINSTAAFK
    • MikeV Oct 8,2014 4:09 pm || Up

      Quakes/Timbers tonight, yo.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 4:16 pm || Up

        I don’t get that channel.

        • MikeV Oct 8,2014 4:17 pm || Up

          I don’t have cable. MLS Live FTW.

          Quakes: No blackouts.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 4:25 pm || Up

            One day I might pay for MLS Live. But today is not that day.

            • MikeV Oct 8,2014 5:20 pm || Up

              Honestly it’s a fantastic value. Like 50 bucks for the whole season.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Future Ed Oct 8,2014 7:06 pm || Up

                18 now

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Oct 8,2014 7:07 pm || Up

                is there a spanish language option?

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                • MikeV Oct 9,2014 8:41 am || Up

                  That’s a good question that I can’t answer. It’s not as robust as MLB’s TV or Audio, you can’t switch feeds or anything like that.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Oct 8,2014 8:12 pm || Up

        the monitor over the goal seems a bit low.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Oct 8,2014 8:29 pm || Up

          the EQs aren’t a joy to watch.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Oct 8,2014 9:41 pm || Up

            wait. the timbers weren’t even above the playoff line! (but are now?) oh, EQs, that was bad.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • MikeV Oct 9,2014 8:47 am || Up

              SLIGHT defense for the Quakes:

              Last night they were missing 5 players because of international callups. They only had 3 guys on the bench, period, and M. Perez Garcia didn’t play because he’s still coming back from that knee injury.

              That said, they do suck. There have been calls for Watson (coach), Doyle (GM), and Kaval (Pres) to all get replaced. There have been multiple moves that are OBVIOUSLY stupid yet still made.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • AV Oct 9,2014 10:21 am || Up

                they can only get better!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Oct 9,2014 10:26 am || Up

                  That would be the hope. The new rumor is Dominic Kinnear is possibly coming back to coach next year which would be nice.

                  Djalo, the attacker on loan from Benfica, is kind of made of glass and the team is getting tired of him not staying healthy. With MLS, all player loans come with an option to buy but I think (hope) that they will just return him at the end of the season.

                  What they REALLY need is a creative attacking midfielder. They need Mix Diskerud. It makes so much sense it’s just too easy, and Mix has almost come to MLS a few times already but 11th hour issues about money (supposedly) kept him from signing. SJ need to give him a blank check, make him their 3rd Designated Player, and bring him in.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 10:26 am || Up

                  Whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh whoa-whoa whoa-oh-oh

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 8,2014 9:11 pm || Up

      The Sharks scored two goals in the 30 seconds since I started typing this comment. And the average game between teams I don’t care about is 97% more exciting in the NHL than the NBA. But if you’re bailing on hockey in a few weeks there’s not much to be said. Do come back for the playoffs, though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • MikeV Oct 9,2014 8:48 am || Up

        Obligatory: I forget, are the NHL playoffs 6 months long or 8?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Oct 9,2014 9:14 am || Up

          Obligatory: the NHL’s “pre-season” is waaaaay too long. What 80 something games???

        • doctorK Oct 9,2014 9:47 am || Up

          The pre-playoffs started last night.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 10:25 am || Up

        I kind of enjoy Hockey but I don’t understand the strategy at all. To my untrained eye it just looks like a bunch of guys skating around in vaguely defined patterns trying to avoid being offsides and firing shots on goal whenever possible hoping to get lucky. And when there’s a penalty it looks the same as when guys are legally knocked over. Also the rink seems too small. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

        • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 10:29 am || Up

          I’ve heard the rink is too small thing a number of times. I think it comes down to the fact that no one wants to remove x seats/rebuild arenas for everyone to make it bigger, but to my untrained eye it does seem like it would give more room for players to create.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • AV Oct 9,2014 10:44 am || Up

          the word puck makes me giggle. i AM a crackpot.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 11:28 am || Up

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 12:03 pm || Up

              This guy still has the capacity to enrage me. I’m just remembering the episode where they tried to make him look like a human person because he returned someone’s lost dog or something, and now I’m looking around for something to punch.

              • AV Oct 9,2014 1:19 pm || Up

                no idea what’s going on here. who is this?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 1:23 pm || Up

                  wiki

                  My googling also reveals that his object of affection Rachel is now married to some other Real World guy who is now a Republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Wisconsin and she has six kids and is a Fox News personality because of course she is.

                • AV Oct 9,2014 1:36 pm || Up

                  oh. there were 5 years or so there in late college / early adulthood i didn’t see a single TV show. missing a ref like this is like receiving residuals on that blissful run.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 9,2014 8:33 pm || Up

                  amen.

                  I look forward to all the How I Met Your Big Bang Theory references that will go over my head.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 9:46 pm || Up

                  Funny thing is I never saw a single episode of Real World for pretty much the same reason. I worked with a girl who loved the show and loved/hated the guy and endlessly talked about whatever he did that week. I couldnt tell you anything other than I think he was a dick and maybe they kicked him out? Oh, and there was something about a dude with AIDS I think.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 9:51 pm || Up

                  I dated a woman who really loved the show, but I didn’t really have a tv for those years. When I did I never had cable and the tv was basically something that you turned on after the VCR started playing the endless SLP quality simpsons that one of the roommates obsessively taped. even then there were countless hours to watch.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 9:52 pm || Up

                  That is to say, I knew who it was from context and what his name was. Also I understand he was a dick.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • sslinger Oct 9,2014 6:56 pm || Up

                  I doubt I would have even read this article if I hadn’t read these comments. At least something good came out of it.

            • AV Oct 9,2014 1:19 pm || Up

              nice looptail.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. dmoas Oct 8,2014 3:33 pm

    If I get sick, I may need a lawyer, because I fully intend to beat the crap out of my coworker. Holy shit. He can’t fking do ANYTHING quietly like a normal person. And fking doesn’t have to be here, but oh, he’s sick, so yes, let’s come in and instead of work from home so the pregnant chick next to me and myself can get it too. Asshole.

    • Jennifer Oct 8,2014 4:14 pm || Up

      Dude. I fell ill last night. Did you coworker and I make out? Also, I just mixed Nyquil and alcohol. I could be done for the night.

      • dmoas Oct 8,2014 4:24 pm || Up

        I’d need to wear gloves to touch this kid. He looks all “pretty and preppy” but I’ve seen what he does to the men’s room. There’s nothing clean about him. Make out with him? Oh HELLLLL no.

        • Jennifer Oct 8,2014 4:27 pm || Up

          Me or you?

          • dmoas Oct 8,2014 4:35 pm || Up

            I’d like to think you have better taste than this kid. You’re not desperate enough to make out with him.

            • Jennifer Oct 8,2014 4:45 pm || Up

              Aww. That’s one of the nicest things you’ve ever said to me.

      • 5Aces Oct 8,2014 9:16 pm || Up

        You sure you dont just have Ebola?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Jennifer Oct 8,2014 9:44 pm || Up

          After trying Nyquil, I wish I had Ebola. Who knew the “original flavor” was death? I was expecting to drool and sleep for 12 hours. All I got was a stomachache.

          • AV Oct 8,2014 9:45 pm || Up

            needs more purple drank.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 12:20 am || Up

              You rang? Is it 2nd dinner already?

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • 5Aces Oct 9,2014 12:23 am || Up

            I thought that has been common knowledge for at least 15-20:

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Jennifer Oct 9,2014 8:35 am || Up

              I had like, a dose and a half with my amaretto/long island hot tea and NOTHING.

              • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 9,2014 9:23 am || Up

                I think it has something to do with metabolism.

                If that stuff is fat-solubule, you may be in for a long ride.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 9,2014 9:26 am || Up

        I got sick Monday night too

  20. AV Oct 9,2014 11:01 am

    all-a-you and your neighbors can SUCK IT!!

    (though, since it mentions the murmur, i’m sure they meant to include the block just north of grand, where i’m sitting right now, heart of the art scene that spearheads every good gentrification whatever they call it.)

    ((yeah yeah, nice half-cuppied apartment buildings, but it sure woulda been nice to have a ball park here too, jerry.))

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 2:04 pm || Up

      SFGate has this story on its landing page, but the headline is “Local area among U.S. “great neighborhoods”, since nothing positive can be written about Oakland there.

      • AV Oct 9,2014 2:47 pm || Up

        as evidenced by the reader comments there…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Oct 9,2014 4:58 pm || Up

          Ha, on there front page “Most Viewed” or whatever, they’ve fixed it to specific “Oakland’s Uptown”

      • dmoas Oct 9,2014 3:29 pm || Up

        Don’t worry, when they post the “Oakland among the U.S. ‘worst neighborhoods'” they’ll make sure to feature it prominently.

  21. Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 1:13 pm

    Let’s go Slovakia!

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 1:25 pm || Up

      Bah! Offside goal, it looked like.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 1:30 pm || Up

        Wow wow wow wow wow

        • AV Oct 9,2014 1:39 pm || Up

          ¿por qué tienes que odiar?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Oct 13,2014 11:09 am || Up

          how ’bout them poles?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:12 am || Up

            Oh wow, I missed that one. I’m kind of annoyed that Platini and his band of fools expanded the Euro field. These results would be way more meaningful if they hadn’t.

            • AV Oct 13,2014 11:24 am || Up

              oh i don’t know. makes it more likely the better, not luckier, teams go further. (right?)

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:28 am || Up

                Probably? I mean, you’re not going to have any potential semifinalists or whatever miss the tournament anymore. But it makes the stakes of the qualifiers much lower for the big countries.

                That said, Belgium x Bosnia is a nice one today on Espn2

                • AV Oct 13,2014 11:32 am || Up

                  wanted to watch some replays but am having a tough time with the ESPN app today. maybe tonight instead of silver linings playbook.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 12:43 pm || Up

                  Iceland – Holland

                  and, of course,

                  Bojan – ‘Baijan

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:30 am || Up

                I guess I should look at it as transferring the drama further down the standings. And if it means getting Gareth Bale to a major tournament, it’s not all bad.

                • AV Oct 13,2014 11:31 am || Up

                  there you go.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 12:39 pm || Up

                  Again, a problem well-solved by introducing the “Rest of … ” team.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV Oct 13,2014 1:08 pm || Up

                  it’s a good idea drawn in the air, but a bunch of questions pop out.

                  what entity assumes the cost, and selects the manager (is there a conflict of interest if a fifa committee has to select a manager to play against its name-brand teams) and when (assuming only non-qualifiying teams would be eligible to provide a manager, do you wait to know who the eligible countries are and prepare a team from the head down at that time)?

                  how are the players picked / is there a limit on number of players per country?

                  and when do they get picked? after the various countries are eliminated, presumably, but, again, wouldn’t that put the rest-of team at a disadvantage of experience as a team?

                  it seems the result would be really nice for the exhibition but not that great an addition to the competition. like, there’d be this team that always makes it difficult for the other teams in one group of the early round, but never really goes anywhere after that. (insert england / USA / mexico / chile / countryTBNL joke here.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 2:10 pm || Up

                  Since being a citizen of the country is no longer a requirement, the manager could be from any country and appointed well in advance (and keep the role long-term since the Rest team will always qualify).

                  Players picked by the manager, no limit per country, no (formally) required representation.

                  Players are picked only after the tournament is set of course, but I think you’d have a pretty decent idea somewhat in advance – especially for the World Cup.

                  Certainly there would be some disadvantage in not having played together, but the value of that may be overestimated … certainly England look no more like a team no matter how often they play together.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV Oct 13,2014 2:34 pm || Up

                  i could go along with that, for the most part.

                  it kinda bothers me that the manager wouldn’t be from a rest-of country. yes, the US has a german manager, but the US made that decision itself. in the rest-of case, that’d be a decision imposed from outside.

                  not playing together bothers me a little more. the few friendlies after qualification is over don’t seem enough. other countries are seeing if option A or B is better for specific positions or for specific tactical plans at that point. the rest-of team would be seeing what the options even are (even with player names earmarked earlier on).

                  but perhaps there would be some continuity with enough bales to offset the tournament-to-tournament availability of the zlatans.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 2:55 pm || Up

                  Plenty of countries have non-native managers these days. What you really want to avoid is some kind of committee drawn from the FAs that was more caught up in representation than fielding the best team.

                  For a manager I can see this being quite an attractive gig, without having a national press to deal with (for example), though they would have all the different non-qualifying national FAs on their case.

                  Certainly for the World Cup you could imaging some significant continuity in the Best/Giggs/Bale mold.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV Oct 13,2014 3:27 pm || Up

                  indeed, plenty. i only mentioned one example so’s not to get mired in the list of argentine exports. my point is that if it’s taken as a issue of pride to go outside the local talent pool, each individual country makes that decision on its own. instead of having fifa tell the rest-of team members that not only are they second-best as a player-producing nation, they don’t rate as a managing one at all.

                  but foreign managers have been known to endear themselves to the country they represent, especially if they do elevate the stature of the team. it’s not a deal breaker for me.

                  i say, let’s do it. should we call blatter now, or do we wait till after the fifa election he’s confirmed for another term?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Oct 13,2014 3:31 pm || Up

                  some kind of committee […] that was more caught up in representation than fielding the best team

                  though we didn’t solve who does pick the manager.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • doctorK Oct 13,2014 1:26 pm || Up

            Oh, sorry, I forgot Poland.

  22. Future Ed Oct 9,2014 2:15 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 2:25 pm || Up

      Instant bleachers favorite!

    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 2:31 pm || Up

      • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 6:54 pm || Up

        I can’t tell if he is serious

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 11:17 pm || Up

          He’s not.

          • Glorious Mundy Oct 10,2014 9:55 am || Up

            I’m lost. What happened here?

            • andeux Oct 10,2014 10:09 am || Up

              Some bleacher regular with a similar name to the guy we just picked up, I think.

              TINSTAAFK
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 10,2014 10:12 am || Up

                Aha. That’s pretty cool of Reddick then.

                • 5Aces Oct 10,2014 10:36 am || Up

                  Yes. Based on Twitter he seems to have a friendship with him. And isnt he one of the “Lew lied he never tried” guys? (Jorge-not Reddick…though who knows..)

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Oct 10,2014 10:45 am || Up

                  Isn’t he the ring leader of that?

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 10,2014 12:53 pm || Up

                  He’s certainly one of the most prominent activists. Jorge is the one who spent part of a game with Lew in his luxury box.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Oct 9,2014 3:41 pm || Up

      When the A’s DFA-him, will he complain that Wolff lied, he didn’t try?

    • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 6:59 pm || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2014 2:17 pm
    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2014 2:24 pm || Up

      That’s awesome.
      Talk about retaining good names, we should start reusing Band Camp for Moss.

    • Future Ed Oct 9,2014 7:07 pm || Up

      oh my god. SIGN HIM BILLY!!!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. batgirl Oct 10,2014 12:19 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 10,2014 12:52 pm || Up

      Funny. Though you probably shouldn’t count on moving back in with your dogs in your declining years.

      Also, that’s quite an acronym that organization has chosen.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • colin Oct 10,2014 1:10 pm || Up

        There is also Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS).

      • 5Aces Oct 10,2014 1:11 pm || Up

        Also that the page in question has its own wonderful name…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • batgirl Oct 11,2014 12:14 pm || Up

        To be sure, I will likely be playing shuffleboard at Rossmoor!

    • nevermoor Oct 10,2014 1:15 pm || Up

      Clever excuse to get someone else to pay for the Complete C&H

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  25. colin Oct 12,2014 3:45 pm

    My wife successfully ran the marathon today and also beat her goal time of four hours! (She finished in 3:59:11)

    • Future Ed Oct 12,2014 7:03 pm || Up

      damn. that is impressive. Congrats to her.

      I can do 13 in about 2 hours. I can’t imagine going faster (nevermind the world recod times are literally twice as fast as I run)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin Oct 13,2014 7:51 am || Up

        Chicago marathon was nuts — 45000 people running. But it was perfect weather (mid 50s) and the flattest course possible.

        • AV Oct 13,2014 8:24 am || Up

          and it drew enough kenyans to allow an argentine to win the buenos aires marathon for the first time in 10 years.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Oct 13,2014 1:00 pm || Up

        She’s a big fan of Breaking Bad, so after the race we had to track down the owner of this sign for a photo.

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        Best sign at the #chicagomarathon!

        View on Instagram

        • Future Ed Oct 13,2014 6:20 pm || Up
          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • colin Oct 14,2014 11:17 am || Up

            I haven’t watched much Breaking Bad myself. Haven’t seen that video before.

            • Future Ed Oct 14,2014 5:54 pm || Up

              you have to wait till the end for the punchline.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 12,2014 7:22 pm || Up

      wooo!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. Soaker Oct 12,2014 4:20 pm

    Pretty good try by the Sparanos but in the end, predictably, Oakland couldn’t stop being Oakland.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Oct 13,2014 9:07 am || Up

      That was a pretty amazing INT to end it though.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 9:30 am || Up

        Yeah. I was shocked that they would make that play when they were already in FG range-ish with plenty of time left.

        But if you are going to get picked off like that you just have to tip the cap.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • doctorK Oct 13,2014 1:27 pm || Up

          I’d rather see them try for the win than the tie, especially with the team going nowhere this season.

          • dmoas Oct 13,2014 2:14 pm || Up

            Better to see them continually improve while still losing so that they secure that lucrative first pick.

            • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 7:06 pm || Up

              I hate thinking that way, but yeah you sort of have to think that way.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • MikeV Oct 13,2014 9:14 pm || Up

                A few wins so Carr isn’t completely demoralized and the 1st pick that can be traded for an RG3-type haul would probably be the best possible scenario for the Raiders.

                Someone is going to fall in love with Mariota from Oregon and give up a ton for him.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

  27. MikeV Oct 13,2014 9:26 am
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • doctorK Oct 13,2014 1:35 pm || Up

      No sooner did we question Kaplan and her aide about the money, however, than they told us the checks were being returned.

      “The checks were being returned”? Are we supposed to believe that Kaplan, after receiving three $700 donations for the Wolffs on Aug 18, Aug 19, and Sep 3, left these checks lying around un-cashed, and that they did not use the money?

      • MikeV Oct 13,2014 2:05 pm || Up

        are we supposed to believe that they literally handed personal checks to Kaplan? Maybe she just didn’t get a chance to go to the bank or couldn’t find a deposit slip or something

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 2:08 pm || Up

          The bank put a 5 month hold on the checks while they verified that the funds were paid by the bank they were written on.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • dmoas Oct 13,2014 2:15 pm || Up

            Wells Fargo or Bank of America?

            • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 7:07 pm || Up

              I’m assuming Lew banks at some Credit Union in another country so he can hold onto every penny as long as he can.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:05 am

    (Because baseball season is over and my Netflix account is getting used again)

    Overrated Movies: Silver Linings Playbook

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:17 am || Up

        I was actually really enjoying it until about 2/3 of the way through, when it went completely off the rails.

        • AV Oct 13,2014 11:25 am || Up

          ENOUGH ABOUT THE GODDAMNED 2014 A’s ALREADY.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 13,2014 11:38 am || Up

      I agree with the overrated label. It wasn’t bad, but not outstanding either.

      • colin Oct 13,2014 11:39 am || Up

        It was pretty much just a standard romantic comedy, right?

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 11:47 am || Up

          In the end, yes. But at first I thought it was going to be a serio-comic exploration of mental illness. Then, after being mostly realistic and even a little bit disturbing, with a legitimately great performance from Cooper, it went with the full on silly contrived plot device in the “parlay” and just kind of careened into a simplistic resolution from there. That scene in the house after the fight at the Eagles game was truly terrible filmmaking.

          Maybe if I had come in thinking “romantic comedy” from the jump I would have had a different reaction. I hadn’t read anything about the film, so I built up expectations during the first two acts that this was going to be a film that took itself seriously on some level, even while being pretty funny. That turned out to be wrong.

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