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I have been trying to work all day, and totally unable to focus. Consequently, I’m still working (ish), planning to cook dinner soon, then resume working (ish), and watching (ish) the game.

I expected the A’s to miss the postseason altogether. As of yesterday morning, I expected them to lose the game last night. As of 22 (or so) hours ago, I expected them to get killed in three against the Angels if they managed to limp out of KC with a win. So… yeah. But fuck the Giants. If we don’t get to be happy and optimistic, neither do they.

Game on!

There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.

213 thoughts on “Bitter NLWC Game Thread: LET’S GO, PIRATES!

  1. dmoas Oct 1,2014 5:03 pm

    FUCK THE GIANTS

    • AV Oct 1,2014 5:47 pm || Up

      fart fart

      fart fart fart

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. Poppy Oct 1,2014 5:07 pm

    I have to watch the game alone, so I won’t be inflicting my glee on my poor ailing mother when bad things happen to the Giants.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  3. Poppy Oct 1,2014 5:08 pm

    Oh no! Curt Schilling is not able to be in the booth tonight! I’m so very, very sad over that.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  4. Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 5:27 pm

    I don’t know if I can watch this. I may need to find a bar without a TV and drink my sorrows away.

  5. AV Oct 1,2014 5:48 pm

    third inning, no score? it’s like these people don’t know how to play.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. Bed Oct 1,2014 5:59 pm

    Nope…baseball is over until next spring.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Oct 1,2014 6:04 pm || Up

      I usually watch deciding games, but only a few innings otherwise. After investing a few hundred hours in the A’s, it’s just not worth it to follow a month-long tournament closely, once the A’s are gone. Please knock the Giants out tonight so I’m not tempted to get more involved.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  7. Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 6:15 pm

    Up by four runs in the wild card game…they’re screwed!

    That’s how it works, right?

    • Poppy Oct 1,2014 6:18 pm || Up

      EXACTLY! I’ve heard.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  8. Jennifer Oct 1,2014 6:51 pm

    NIGHT SHIFT!

  9. Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 1,2014 6:52 pm

    Come on, fuck the giants. Please. I really don’t need to hear any “sucks about your A’s, but at least one Bay Area team made it through huh?” comments tomorrow

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 2,2014 12:18 pm || Up

      So it begins. I’ve already stopped talking to one Tinder girl for her patronizing Giants gloating

  10. Soaker Oct 1,2014 7:29 pm

    Turn out the liiiiiiights, the party’s over.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. Poppy Oct 1,2014 7:53 pm

    BLARG. I was away from TV & laptop for a while. Should have stayed that way. Fuck these fuckers. Who do they play next? GO TEAM WHO PLAYS GIANTS NEXT!!!

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 8:04 pm || Up

      the Nat Gios

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 9:27 pm || Up

        I can get behind rooting for the Gios.

        I am probably going to the game Monday. If I do I am wearing my Oaks hat and I will pass off all remarks about the fact that it is the Nats colors by saying I support the bay baby!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. James V. Oct 1,2014 7:59 pm

    FUCK
    THE
    GIANTS

  13. lenscrafters Oct 1,2014 8:25 pm

    Oh look. Another team’s ace actually pitched like an ace.

  14. AV Oct 1,2014 8:34 pm

    this is bullshit.

    if the giants win the WS i quit baseball.

    ball’s in your court, baseball gods.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. James V. Oct 1,2014 8:55 pm

    Since 2000 the A’s are 0-7 in do-or-die games. Since 2012 the Giants are 7-0 in the same situations. Baseball is not fair sometimes.

    • mother pucker Oct 1,2014 9:54 pm || Up

      Suffice to say, since 1990, most stats related to winning in the post-season are somewhat tilted against the A’s

  16. bear88 Oct 1,2014 10:02 pm

    Oh, good. Giantsmania again in and around my San Francisco workplace.

    • nevermoor Oct 2,2014 1:34 am || Up

      Seriously. If this goes like the last two seasons (every FKing series won by the team I’m rooting against) I may give up.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Oct 2,2014 6:07 am || Up

        this year, as was the case in 2010 and 2012 (mostly), they are clearly the inferior team in every series.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • vignette17 Oct 2,2014 8:28 am || Up

        You don’t want a DET/LAA/SFG/StL final four?

        • nevermoor Oct 2,2014 11:45 am || Up

          With a LAA/SF WS.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 2,2014 10:32 am || Up

      Yeah, that’s the terrible part. I don’t begrudge the hardcore fans at all, the ones who follow them all season. But the ones who are suddenly wearing orange and sending out emails with Go Giants in the sig line…terrible.

  17. mother pucker Oct 2,2014 7:58 am

    At least hockey returns in less than a week.

  18. doctorK Oct 2,2014 10:54 am

    I’m praying for a massive Ebola outbreak that closes down all travel and cancels the WS this year.

  19. bear88 Oct 2,2014 6:20 pm

    So the Orioles clubbed the Tigers’ bullpen into submission.

    And Weaver picked off a Royals baserunner, throwing just 8 pitches (all strikes) in the first inning.

    Every single thing that can happen in the playoffs will annoy me.

    • Future Ed Oct 2,2014 6:23 pm || Up

      I am ok with the tigers being beaten

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • bear88 Oct 2,2014 6:30 pm || Up

        I am OK with it. But I know the A’s could not have done that, which makes me sad.

        • Future Ed Oct 2,2014 6:36 pm || Up

          i think the A’s match up well with the angels royals tigers andare about even with the Orioles.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Oct 2,2014 7:08 pm || Up

            In the “who really cares what you think” department I thought we were a great fit for the O’s and Tigers, slegnA was a touch up and the Royals were our Kryptonite.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 6:25 pm

    yay! baserunners

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 6:26 pm

    sigh

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 8:00 pm

    should have pulled vargas there

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 2,2014 8:39 pm || Up

      don’t talk that way about my alma mater mate. (i just found this out today.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  23. mikeA Oct 2,2014 8:18 pm

    Someone had a finnegan’s wake sign.

  24. AV Oct 2,2014 8:40 pm

    whoa. they made shosha wear a uniform.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. AV Oct 2,2014 8:41 pm

    nice bunt. truly.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 2,2014 8:42 pm || Up

      though it woulda been hilar if it fell for a hit behind the 3b-man.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. AV Oct 2,2014 8:45 pm

    nutty play.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 8:52 pm

    bunting in front of trout seems dumb

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. AV Oct 2,2014 9:04 pm

    WTF happened to street? all puffy and hungover looking.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 2,2014 9:05 pm || Up

      and the way the bags under his eyes glisten…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 9:12 pm

    angel fans booing hamilton

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  30. AV Oct 2,2014 9:13 pm

    do angels fans hate hamilton? kind of quick to boo him. even as bad as those swings were.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. bear88 Oct 2,2014 9:56 pm

    The trouble with this game is simple. Every instinct I have says to root against slegnA, and I am. But then I realize that if the Royals make a deep run in the playoffs, we will have to watch that awful game forever.

  32. bear88 Oct 2,2014 10:04 pm

    Compliant Pig hits that little flare on Tuesday. Moustakas hits a home run just barely over the fence. Luck, inches…

  33. bear88 Oct 2,2014 10:14 pm

    That was a terrible call. Why wouldn’t the home plate umpire ask for help? He was really wrong. But the Royals win.

    • dmoas Oct 2,2014 10:32 pm || Up

      Wrong. It was perfectly called from the guy who was closest to it. And no amount of a logic is going to convince me otherwise.

  34. Future Ed Oct 2,2014 10:14 pm

    Victory! Ned yost is a genius!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. AV Oct 2,2014 10:16 pm

    the 92 millions 1. the 156 millions 0.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 3,2014 7:34 am || Up

      I am confused about how the Royals get to $92M with that roster. I went and looked them up on Cot’s and I’m still confused.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 3,2014 9:20 am || Up

        There’s nothing you can’t do with Raul Ibanez

  36. AV Oct 3,2014 9:29 am

    there’s a game on? (one of those fake ones that look almost like baseball, but still.) i didn’t expect that. it’s still long morning shadows over here.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 3,2014 9:31 am || Up

      go 97 millions!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 3,2014 9:44 am || Up

      Right now? That’s ridiculous. Stop lying to us.

      • AV Oct 3,2014 9:56 am || Up

        if it’s not a game, i’m having a nightmare where i’m forced to watch verlander’s repeating and meticulous mound exactitude over and over.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 3,2014 9:57 am || Up

          You’re saying his iCloud leak had video?

          • AV Oct 3,2014 9:59 am || Up

            what??

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • ptbnl Oct 3,2014 12:41 pm || Up

              I think GM’s suggestion is that Verlander’s meticulous mound manoeuvers are not confined to the baseball diamond.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • AV Oct 3,2014 1:02 pm || Up

                got that. i wanted the URL.

                edit: am assuming it’s kate… otherwise i’m good.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Oct 3,2014 1:38 pm || Up

                  You dont want Justin, Prince, and Fister?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 1:44 pm || Up

                  I think you can get there from here

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 1:45 pm || Up

                  and now that I look at the actual article, I see its been removed

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Oct 3,2014 9:59 am || Up

          and the ump is in on it.

          which, by it, i mean a PERFECT GAME (in the 3rd).

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Oct 3,2014 9:59 am || Up

            ha! i’m good.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Oct 3,2014 10:05 am || Up

          nice. markakis, laser, 2-0.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Oct 3,2014 10:05 am || Up

            (under review)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV Oct 3,2014 10:08 am || Up

              cool.

              not sure why baltimore is doing the atlanta chant though.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • dmoas Oct 3,2014 10:09 am || Up

                O’s O’s Ooooooohooooh O’s O’s O’s.

              • mikeA Oct 3,2014 10:11 am || Up

                They’re singing that white stripes song. Half the nba teams and many mlb teams do that now, which I find really irritating for some reason.

                • 5Aces Oct 3,2014 10:19 am || Up

                  Jack White likes baseball so yeah…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Oct 3,2014 10:34 am || Up

                  sorry to bring out a harsh reality so early in the morning. (so skip this reply if you’re not ready for this.)

                  the reason could cognitive re-sonance. the nagging realization that just because one’s part of a mob doesn’t keep that particular mob from mob mentality an LCD taste in music.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Oct 3,2014 10:47 am || Up

                  (i’m projecting. it’s how i feel when i sing those along. and high five.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 11:26 am || Up
                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 7:11 pm || Up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Oct 3,2014 10:23 am || Up

              …and it’s gone.

              looked away for a sec with 2 on for detroit. was it back to back to back? or 3-fer HR then 2-fer HR?

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 3,2014 12:23 pm || Up

        I, for one, don’t approve of this garish, Stepford Wives, off brand, non-union Mexican equivalent facsimile of baseball

        • AV Oct 3,2014 12:33 pm || Up

          they, for 5, approve of your comment.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. mikeA Oct 3,2014 10:56 am

    O’s should go with Gausman instead of Chen next round, strike throwing LHP is a bad matchup against all these teams.

    • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 12:44 pm || Up

      why does it matter? the bullpen pitches in the 8th

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Glorious Mundy Oct 3,2014 12:56 pm

    I think I’m half-heartedly pulling for the Orioles to win the pennant. There’s just something about Eric Hosmer’s face that bugs me too much to back the Royals against anyone but the Angels.

    • nevermoor Oct 3,2014 1:20 pm || Up

      The Orioles have a certain 3B asshole though.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 1:25 pm || Up

        not this year

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • doctorK Oct 3,2014 1:27 pm || Up

          He’d still get a ring, though.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 3,2014 1:36 pm || Up

            Maybe it’d give him a better grip the next time he throws his bat at someone

        • nevermoor Oct 3,2014 2:02 pm || Up

          Which is why they’re choice #@

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. doctorK Oct 3,2014 1:26 pm

    FKing Giants.

  40. mother pucker Oct 3,2014 2:15 pm

    So the A’s coulda had Peavy and kept Cespedes?

    • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 2:27 pm || Up

      did peavy have a NTC? He likely would waive for Bochy (manager in SD).

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. bear88 Oct 3,2014 6:29 pm

    This is the trouble with those stud starters. The Dodgers may win today, but it won’t be because of Clayton Kershaw.

  42. Future Ed Oct 3,2014 7:00 pm

    nice job alex gordon

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Future Ed Oct 3,2014 7:09 pm

    alex gordon steals on a pitchout

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Oct 3,2014 7:16 pm || Up

      Hello, Ed. How are you? I miss you.

      • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 7:18 pm || Up

        I am good. we miss you too

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. Jennifer Oct 3,2014 7:40 pm

    Great news everyone! Jack White is releasing a THREE DICS LP and DVD box of his 2014 Bonnaroo set! I know we all want on the waiting list.

  45. Jennifer Oct 3,2014 8:10 pm

    In the face!

  46. Jennifer Oct 3,2014 8:28 pm

    LIGHT WAVE!

  47. AV Oct 3,2014 9:51 pm

    just wondering, what’s the most extra inning games any team has had in a single post season? cause i think KC wants to shoot the moon this way.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. Englishmajor Oct 3,2014 10:14 pm

    I wish KC could’ve gotten it in this gear last week, and taken the division. We could’ve beaten the Tigers in a one-game playoff.

    • Future Ed Oct 3,2014 10:57 pm || Up

      Its really frustrating to see. I know we are better than 3 of the AL teams. I don’t know about baltimore.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 3,2014 11:38 pm || Up

        I think we are as good as them. Our pitchers would get them to swing and miss. That is whats tough with KC they are built to avoid what most pitching staffs do now. They dont crush it, but less K’s and b-e aggressive.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  49. James V. Oct 4,2014 9:06 pm

    The Giants are going to win it all again and the A’s are just going to disappear, right? Wonder if SF felt like this in the 1970s.

    • bear88 Oct 5,2014 1:23 am || Up

      Everything seems to be lining up for them again. Please don’t force me to deal with another parade in downtown San Francisco.

      I didn’t feel much sympathy for the Nationals. They seemed to come emotionally unglued. The teams with the best records in their leagues are now 0-4 facing Wild Card play-in winners.

    • Future Ed Oct 5,2014 7:06 am || Up

      they still have to gt through kershaw and greinke twice.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. doctorK Oct 4,2014 9:59 pm

    Here’s how the entire National League is approaching the Gnats:

    • AV Oct 4,2014 10:25 pm || Up

      the old “wait for the guy who’s just about to sit down and suddenly pull the zimmerman out from under him” trick.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  51. mikeA Oct 4,2014 10:34 pm

    28-28 3rd quarter in the Cal game, still 2 minutes left. can’t remember ever seeing a defense so completely overmatched.

    • mikeA Oct 4,2014 10:38 pm || Up

      Inches away from incredible 63 point quarter.

      • bear88 Oct 5,2014 1:20 am || Up

        And Cal ends the night in first place. So what if they were lucky?

  52. AV Oct 5,2014 4:27 pm

    buh-bye tigers.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  53. bear88 Oct 5,2014 5:04 pm

    Tigers and A’s, the big winners of the trade deadline…

    Meanwhile, C.J. Wilson doesn’t get out of the first inning.

  54. mother pucker Oct 5,2014 5:09 pm

    What is the opposite of Big Game James? Small Game James? Microscopic Game James?

  55. mikeA Oct 5,2014 5:21 pm

    Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeee Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

  56. Future Ed Oct 5,2014 5:41 pm

    DAMMIT LOWRY HOW CAN YOU POP UP A 3-1 PITCH???

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Oct 5,2014 5:44 pm || Up

      its ok. Moss picked him up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. AV Oct 5,2014 5:44 pm

    i’m not sure this game is headed to extras.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  58. mother pucker Oct 5,2014 5:55 pm

    If things continue down this path, the Royals will have won as many times in the ALDS as the A’s have since 1990.

  59. AV Oct 5,2014 8:05 pm

    these meaningless angels runs are not doing anybody any good. i still need a defense in my pocket when i fly south this friday, and the A’s scoring more runs against KC in one game than the angels are able to muster in 3 is what i’m currently banking on.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • bear88 Oct 5,2014 8:22 pm || Up

      Well, you’ve got that. Plus, the slegnA didn’t even up a fight. And Trout couldn’t hit .100, so he’s obviously a postseason choke job artist until he proves otherwise.

      And Scoiscia started C.J. Wilson in an elimination game on the road.

      I’m just trying to give you material here. I’m not comforted by any of this myself.

      The A’s-Royals game was classic baseball theater. The Royals-slegnA series an old-fashioned beatdown by a superior team.

      A lot of good all those regular season wins did them.

      • AV Oct 5,2014 8:28 pm || Up

        but i thought he was primed!

        and yes, those are all good, entre nous. but you have to remember i’ll be talking to angel fans… i have to keep it simple and use single digit numbers.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • bear88 Oct 5,2014 9:18 pm || Up

          So the $17 million Josh Hamilton made this year, jumping to $25 million next year, is too large a number? Or js it just irrelevant to slegnA fans?

          How about this? Number of titles or pennants won by slegnA under Arte Moreno: Zero.

          It’s easy to lose one road game. It’s harder to get swept in a series, two of which were at home.

          I would stick with C.J. Wilson. If I’m a slegnA fan, that would irk me. Number one, that Scioscia started him, and number two, that he had so little confidence in his choice that Wilson was yanked almost immediately.

          • AV Oct 5,2014 10:12 pm || Up

            i tried the money angle with these particular guys during the vernon wells thing. they were like, so? that doesn’t limit the payroll, it just shows we can spend as much as we like if we want to get someone.

            still, can’t believe the yankees let them off the hook…

            keep in mind i’m not looking to come out swinging though. i just need a defense in case they do. that’s why comparing runs scored over games played seems like the right move. stabbing at their pieces and decisions doesn’t do me any good. saying the angels didn’t do as well as the A’s did (in a skewed small sample) is a little better.

            then they’ll probably divert to in-season, and say that the downfall of the A’s was obviously the cespedes trade. at which point i plan to bore them to death with tales of a 3-headed catching monster becoming 1.5-headed and sore-backed, a pandemic of head and neck injuries, and that if there’s a trade to be blamed it’s the one that didn’t happen with the MI. that should buy me enough time to get back to the airport on time.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • bear88 Oct 5,2014 10:47 pm || Up

              The A’s and slegnA won an equal number of postseason games. slegnA had more tries, and thus are bigger failures.

              slegnA lost one outstanding starting pitcher. The other injured guy returned and pitched well, so that’s no excuse. Their bullpen was healthy and deep after the trades. Nothing wrong with the rest of the lineup, including the MVP who managed one hit.

              The A’s had one healthy AND productive player left by the end of the season, plus a banged-up third baseman. Everyone else was injured. The A’s had no chance. And they still almost beat the Royals, unlike slegnA, which lost three consecutive games and was blown out in the last one. The A’s couldn’t have done worse than slegnA.

              slegnA gets swept a lot in playoff series. The A’s may lose heartbreakers, but at least they are competitive.

              • AV Oct 5,2014 10:51 pm || Up

                awesome. i’m making a crib sheet with this and pinning it to the inside of my suit, in case i get too drunk to remember it all toward the end of the wedding.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Oct 5,2014 11:32 pm || Up

                  “Here..read this and go FK yourself and your stoopid lightthundermokeywaveralleystick…I’m gonna throw up.”

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Oct 6,2014 8:48 am || Up

                  pretty close. but actually, i don’t barf from drinking (anymore), so if i were in fact nauseous, it’d be from the conversation itself, which would lead me to begin that statement with the “i’m gonna throw up” and then continue with the rest.

                  “I’m gonna throw up. Here… read this and go FK yourself and your stoopid lightthundermokeywaveralleystick…”

                  a world of difference, i think.

                  including the implication that i don’t actually have to go anywhere to puke, leaving me the freedom to stay and continue with “fishead-brero teamcolorchanging don’tknowwhatcityyoulivein orcountyforthatmatter disneyfiedwaterfeatureballparkusingnorcalwaterinadrought everystrikecomplaining ratinfestedohlookbeachball!…”

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Oct 6,2014 9:06 am || Up

                  I forgot about the rats! And you should include at least 2 specific cites for them. Make it like Buena Park and Fullerton.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • colin Oct 6,2014 5:09 am || Up

                Who on the A’s was still healthy and productive at the end of the season? Reddick maybe?

  60. AV Oct 5,2014 8:11 pm

    speaking of impotent, so, from the marketing perspective, why do we think the lady in the viagra ad has a british (correct me if i’m wrong about nationality) accent? what’s the narrative here for the US baseball viewer?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Oct 6,2014 5:10 am || Up

      As a US baseball viewer, that commercial just doesn’t make any sense to me.

  61. bear88 Oct 5,2014 8:18 pm

    Goodnight, slegnA. They must be pissed we couldn’t put away the Royals.

  62. AV Oct 5,2014 8:21 pm

    buh-bye angholes!! that makes my day.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. Englishmajor Oct 5,2014 8:33 pm

    They just announced the time of tomorrow’s Giants game…2 PM. I’m glad because it screws up some of the fans’ plans, but yuck, not only do I have to drive in through that traffic, I’ll have a newsroom full of people watching the damned thing around me while I’m trying to work.

    • bear88 Oct 5,2014 9:04 pm || Up

      I don’t care about their plans (although baseball’s lack of consideration about actual fans trying to make arrangements to attend the actual game is pretty outrageous). I care about mine. This means BART will be packed with Giants fans during the evening commute.

      • Englishmajor Oct 6,2014 1:03 am || Up

        And unfortunately they might have something to celebrate, too.

        • dmoas Oct 6,2014 8:09 am || Up

          No they don’t. Not at all. Nothing to celebrate at all.

          • Glorious Mundy Oct 6,2014 10:01 am || Up

            Giants fans seem to celebrate their innate superiority to everyone else regardless of game outcomes.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 6,2014 9:20 am || Up

      And a 6 PM game 4 if it’s needed tomorrow

  64. Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 6,2014 9:19 am

    The only interest I have left in the playoffs is seeing the Giants lose, so the way things are going there is extremely worrisome. At least the two AL series worked out the way I preferred given the participants I guess

    • dmoas Oct 6,2014 9:28 am || Up

      I can root for the AL without reserve. Even though I’m not watching. The NL, only the Nats are somewhat rootable and they’re toast. And they’ll be dead to me if they lose again.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 6,2014 3:45 pm || Up

        Sometimes I think the problem with MLB is that they have zero rootable teams.

        The A’s and Royals are the closest, but the A’s fail painfully and the Royals are owned by WalMart, so that cancels them out too.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  65. Englishmajor Oct 6,2014 11:25 am

    I’m just hoping for this evening’s MLB.com headline to be “Bum No Match For Fister’s Pounding”.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 6,2014 3:45 pm || Up

      If my leather family had a newsletter, I’d have to crib that from ya!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Englishmajor Oct 6,2014 4:16 pm || Up

        I really hope some of the folks you saw wearing Fister jerseys at Folsom Street showed up for the game, to confuse the hell out of the national press corps if nothing else.

        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 6,2014 8:22 pm || Up

          That would be awesome. Alas, I’m 0-3 lifetime in getting gay men wearing Fister shirseys to talk baseball with me.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  66. AV Oct 6,2014 5:00 pm

    nicely done. looks like safe, or at least subdued, BART rides home for all of you.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. Englishmajor Oct 6,2014 6:25 pm

    Possibly because you can’t read directions? (Although MLB has the email and phone number of anyone who bought tickets through them and from StubHub, and they’ve known since September 25 that “Home Game 3” for the Wild Card team wouldn’t happen…)

    • Future Ed Oct 6,2014 6:46 pm || Up

      a game almost guaranteed not to be played since early september

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Oct 6,2014 6:54 pm || Up

      Also, its relatively hard and expensive to buy giants playoff tickets. One would think that would necessitate a level of knowledge on thet part of the ticket buyer.
      I wonder how many people showed up for the noon start time.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor Oct 6,2014 7:26 pm || Up

        I saw about five other people complaining on Twitter…those were just the ones who put “Home Game 3” in their tweets.

      • 5Aces Oct 7,2014 12:44 pm || Up

        It isnt hard to buy them, just an element of luck. My friend had to get in some lottery he said but he got it and bought them with 0 hitch. Now expensive yes. His SRO seats where we could not see any action without constantly walking up and down aisles were more than my tix for 318 would have been. We did have a great view of the Oakland coast line by turning around. Will admit I lost it around the 6th inning or so looking over there and seeing about where I real game should have been going on.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Oct 6,2014 7:56 pm || Up

      i guess the answer is yes.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  68. Future Ed Oct 6,2014 8:32 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  69. Future Ed Oct 6,2014 8:36 pm

    its hard for me to root for the dodgers

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 6,2014 11:25 pm || Up

      i don’t know what you could possibly have against the team that outspent the yankees by the GDP of st helena, ascension and tristan da cunha.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • batgirl Oct 7,2014 1:19 pm || Up
  70. Future Ed Oct 6,2014 9:15 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 9:50 am

    I haven’t watched an inning of any of these series and haven’t had any desire too. I might make an exception for Gio tonight.

  72. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 11:25 am

    Wow. Mattingly is dumb. Leaving Puig in the bench in an elimination game is crazy.

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 12:12 pm || Up

      And playing Ethier in centerfield! This is nuts.

      • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 12:29 pm || Up

        the moves this post season are baffling. Yost fits right in

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 12:48 pm || Up

          I haven’t been paying attention to any Yost moves since the recent unpleasantness, but I have a hard time believing anything he’s done can match this for idiocy. Puig kills righthanded pitching and he is at least competent in centerfield. The only way this move is justified is if he has a secret injury (apparently not) or he straight up told Mattingly “I hate the Dodgers, and I will try to lose this game.”

          • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 12:56 pm || Up

            yost did well in anaheim

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 12:57 pm || Up

            except the whole, not pitching holland in extras until they had the lead

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 7,2014 2:03 pm || Up

          Managers are obsolete.

          There should be a new position created called Assistant GM in charge of Field Management. They’ll sit in the dugout in slick suits, trying to look like Connie Mack.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  73. 5Aces Oct 7,2014 12:50 pm

    Has anyone heard from FSU? I dont think I have seen him since the recent unpleasantness (totally stealing that for the next month or so GM).

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  74. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 1:52 pm

    Can’t really blame Matt Kemp here. The gameday .gif is hilarious.

    • dmoas Oct 7,2014 2:23 pm || Up

      I like the acknowledgement and the poking at that bear. It leads to one place: Automated strike calling and A’s awesomeness.

  75. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 4:49 pm

    Neshek looking good.

    • Englishmajor Oct 7,2014 5:04 pm || Up

      And Clayton Kershaw is clearly garbage and the Dodgers should get rid of him at a fire sale price, say straight up for Abad.

      • MikeV Oct 7,2014 6:27 pm || Up

        Spelled Callaspo wrong.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor Oct 8,2014 9:36 am || Up

          As Yoenessa would say: “boff ah dem”

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • vignette17 Oct 8,2014 10:44 am || Up

        Kawakami is suggesting Puig could be traded (using evidence of his benching). If it came from a reliable source at all, I would be all over it. But….Kawakami.

        It is Coletti though. Na, jk, Mattingley will be fired.

        • nevermoor Oct 8,2014 11:09 am || Up

          Please.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV Oct 8,2014 11:13 am || Up

            Beckett retired. Trade them Shark.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Oct 8,2014 2:41 pm || Up

              Nah, I’d rather keep him. They can have Kaz.

              • MikeV Oct 8,2014 2:44 pm || Up

                I’m OK with that.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 8,2014 11:42 am || Up

          WANT

  76. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 5:09 pm

    Ninth inning, season on the line, Puig pinch runs while the extremely scraggly Justin Turner pinch hits. Uh.

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 5:13 pm || Up

      Shockingly it didn’t work out.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 5:14 pm || Up

        I wonder if Mattingly gets fired over this.

        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 7,2014 6:02 pm || Up

          If he doesn’t, Marcellus Wallace needs to revoke Magic Johnson’s LA privileges.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 5:14 pm || Up

    • Future Ed Oct 7,2014 5:59 pm || Up

      as kenly jansen watched the game from the bullpen. having faced 3 batters

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 5:18 pm

    Ugh, Lackey drinky face.

  78. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 6:00 pm

    Not sure what this means, but I am pretty sure bed is behind it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  79. Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2014 6:49 pm

    Lucky ass Giants.

  80. Jennifer Oct 7,2014 7:28 pm

    Bryce Harper, man.

  81. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 7:28 pm

    wow. where is mike morse for defensive replacement?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  82. AV Oct 7,2014 7:55 pm

    jerry! jerry! jerry!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  83. AV Oct 7,2014 8:45 pm

    ugh.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  84. AV Oct 7,2014 8:48 pm

    who IS this asshole trying to take out the guy covering the plate??

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  85. Future Ed Oct 7,2014 9:05 pm

    BUNTS! I LOVE BASEBALL!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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