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Game Gimme the damn ball 258

We know our A’s will play one more game at least. Melvin seems to have woken up.

Crisp Dunn Donaldson Moss reddick lowrie Vogt Soto Sogard. FOr sonny gray.

Holland still out. Nick martinez pitching.

Thanks and Go A’s.

258 thoughts on “Game Gimme the damn ball

  1. dmoas Sep 28,2014 11:10 am

    I think I’d flip flop Reddick and Moss.

    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 11:27 am || Up

      Me too. The only argument against it is that Reddick seems to perform better in lower-profile parts of the order. But Moss is in bad health and isn’t hitting the ball well at all.

      • dmoas Sep 28,2014 11:30 am || Up

        Moss is 2 for his last 22 but with 7 walks, so I guess it makes sense to have someone who’s getting on in front of Reddick.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 12:29 pm || Up

      no reason for that. melvin mojp is back

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. bear88 Sep 28,2014 11:31 am

    I didn’t get enough sleep last night (not because of the A’s). But now I have all this nervous energy.

  3. bear88 Sep 28,2014 11:32 am

    Might Be Relevant Dept.:

    Tigers lead the Twins 1-0, but Price has thrown 84 pitches through 5. Detroit will need its shaky bullpen.

  4. AV Sep 28,2014 11:36 am

    KC making noise in the 2nd.

    and i smell vaguely like a quinceañera. but that’s what i get for shaking hands with someone on their way to misa.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 28,2014 12:09 pm || Up

      wsox make it a new game in the 3rd. detroit still up by 1 in the 7th.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Sep 28,2014 12:41 pm || Up

        wsox now 4-2. and detroit 3-0 in 9th. looks like that race is run.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 12:14 pm || Up

      The second half is a tagline, for sure.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  5. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 11:40 am

    I would rather have Fuld in left than Moss at this point.

    • dmoas Sep 28,2014 11:43 am || Up

      Bad measure, but over their personal last 10 games, Moss has gotten on at much higher clip than Fuld.

      • colin Sep 28,2014 11:51 am || Up

        OBP since Sep 16: Moss = 364, Fuld = 250
        OBP since Sep 1: Moss = 290, Fuld = 253
        OBP since Aug 16: Moss = 306, Fuld = 269
        OBP since Aug 1: Moss = 321, Fuld = 275
        OBP since July 1: Moss = 308, Fuld = 341
        Full season OBP: Moss = 334, Fuld = 275

        So Fuld was really good in July, otherwise awful.

        • bear88 Sep 28,2014 11:53 am || Up

          And he wasn’t playing for the A’s then.

        • mother pucker Sep 28,2014 12:03 pm || Up

          WPA in September Moss: -0.61.
          WPA in September Fuld: -0.11

          I’m riding with Sam today.

  6. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 11:48 am

    Here is a pro-tip for all of you in survivor leagues, pick whoever is playing the Raiders.

  7. dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:02 pm

    Four games with post season implications on game 162, so of course TBS’s game of the week is the Yankees & Red Sox.

    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:06 pm || Up

      Betcha more people will watch Jeter.

      • dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:07 pm || Up

        Well sure. It’s the only nationally televised game.

  8. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:05 pm

    A Game 163 against the Mariners would be at 1 p.m. tomorrow. Another reason to hope for the A’s to win.

    The Wild Card play-in game will start at 5:07 Pacific time.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 12:31 pm || Up

      this comment makes no sense

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:07 pm

    Holland has migraines. Not ruled out of pitching in relief.

  10. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:09 pm

    Coco still keeps popping things up.

  11. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:14 pm

    Gray has to survive the dreaded first inning.

  12. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:24 pm

    Phew. First inning done for Gray.

  13. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:27 pm

    Moss, out to prove us wrong.

    Reddick needs to advance him to third, at least.

    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:28 pm || Up

      Or get himself to third while driving in Moss. He’s hitting everything to straightaway center. Terrific hits.

  14. AV Sep 28,2014 12:27 pm

    mossy.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 28,2014 12:28 pm || Up

      and dicky.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Sep 28,2014 12:29 pm || Up

        they’re all like, flip flop me?? flip flop YOU!!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Sep 28,2014 12:30 pm || Up

          and vogty.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:30 pm

    This would be a nice time for Vogt to hit a medium-deep fly ball.

  16. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:31 pm

    That Vogt flare was just luck, but I’m not complaining.

    • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:06 pm || Up

      You shouldnt, we have had a little bit of BABIP bad luck the last 2 months. Today was the start of us getting “lucky’ again to piss Fieri off from his home in IGotDumpedByTwoTeams, WI.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. AV Sep 28,2014 12:32 pm

    is the level on the field mic clipping or something? all the hits sound like broken bats.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:33 pm || Up

      They all sound like they’re hitting the barrel square for me.

      • AV Sep 28,2014 12:38 pm || Up

        ok, but a square barrel is just a box.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:32 pm

    Ray just referred to Mike Maddux as Gred Maddux. Man, he’s in his prime.

  19. dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:37 pm

    Coco seems to have a severe uppercut in his swing.

    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:41 pm || Up

      I’ve noticed it too. That really ought to be fixed. Even we can see it.

  20. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:38 pm

    Coco, stop hitting lazy fly balls!

    I’ll happily take two runs, just disappointed they couldn’t get more.

  21. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 12:42 pm

    I have no idea what Soto is going to call in any count. That’s a very good thing.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 12:44 pm || Up

      I am pretty sure norris only has one finger

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 28,2014 12:45 pm || Up

      WRONG! this is the pre-emptive secondguessing to be proven incorrect by positive results thread. try again please.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:47 pm

    Donaldson looks like Travis Bickle.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 12:54 pm || Up

      some day a real bringer of rain is gonna come

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. vignette17 Sep 28,2014 12:50 pm

    Tigers win.

    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:53 pm || Up

      What that means: If the A’s face the Tigers again this season, it will be in the American League Championship Series.

      • Soaker Sep 28,2014 12:55 pm || Up

        Also, the Vargas scenario is out.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Sep 28,2014 12:59 pm || Up

          How so? Vargas would have pitched tomorrow so he’d certainly be capable of pitching in the WC game.

          • Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:04 pm || Up

            They were going to use Shields tomorrow and Vargas Tuesday. But Vargas has pretty much sucked since he shut out the A’s. Sure, they could use him in relief, but their bullpen is deep enough I doubt they would.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:04 pm || Up

          The Royals pulled their entire starting lineup after the Tigers clinched.

          • Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:07 pm || Up

            If the A’s win this game, Felix will be removed about 10 seconds later.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:52 pm

    Interesting. Samardzija said he knew right away he had “no fastball” yesterday. Tried to work around that. It really should have had Melvin going to the bullpen earlier. He’s thrown a lot of innings this year. I don’t know how often starters just lose their velocity and then come back with it the next start. Hopefully, that will be a relevant issue.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 12:57 pm || Up

      that was yesterday melvin. today is majick melvin

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. bear88 Sep 28,2014 12:59 pm

    Gray has been terrific thus far. He will face the Rangers’ best hitters in the next inning. More runs would be very helpful.

  26. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:02 pm

    More runs, please.

    Also, please STFU, Ray.

  27. AV Sep 28,2014 1:08 pm

    the generic sounding burrito express on telegraph and 24th has the absolutely hottest sauce i’ve ever had from a salsa bar. that orange stuff will make your scalp sweat.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 1:35 pm || Up

      I look forward to the relative near future, when I can again afford to do fun stuff like day trips to Oakland for burritos and baseball.

      I also want to get a diesel Mercedes… somewhere in the range of ’72-’84.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Sep 28,2014 1:44 pm || Up

        i highly recommend past mercedeses in the near future.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:09 pm

    The Cardinals win the Central after the Pirates lost. Their reward is facing the Dodgers in a five-game series in which Kershaw can start two games.

  29. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:13 pm

    Seriously, how many people really want to tune into the Raiders post-game show?

    • Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:14 pm || Up

      Is Bed going to hit the Charlie Weis/Dennis Allen Daily Double today?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • vignette17 Sep 28,2014 1:15 pm || Up

      They’re 0-4 and still have 10 AFC West and NFC West games. Do they go 0-16?

      • mother pucker Sep 28,2014 1:22 pm || Up

        They have the Bills, Chiefs, and I think the Rams at home still. My guess is they steal one of those games.

    • AV Sep 28,2014 1:16 pm || Up

      i bet a lot did. around the 3rd quarter.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. AV Sep 28,2014 1:14 pm

    vince: the sun is playing peekaboo with the clouds casting shadows on the field.

    economy of words: it’s sunny gray.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:17 pm

    Good inning for Gray. Through 4.

  32. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 1:20 pm

    How about scoring some more fucking runs?

    • Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:22 pm || Up

      Well, see, you have to tip your cap to Nick Martinez.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • mother pucker Sep 28,2014 1:25 pm || Up

        Part of me wonders if in between the NFL commercial breaks, Shields flips over to this game, starts laughing, then flips back.

    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 1:23 pm || Up

      2 run HR for donaldson giving him a nice even 30/100

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 1:37 pm || Up

        That would kick so much ass.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  33. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:28 pm

    Leadoff trouble. Crap.

  34. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:29 pm

    More bad news. Runners at the corners. No out. Holland warming up.

  35. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:32 pm

    • AV Sep 28,2014 1:33 pm || Up

      i see the family resemblance.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  36. Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:33 pm

    SUCK ASS SAVES THE DAY

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  37. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:33 pm

    Thank you, Adam Rosales.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 1:37 pm || Up

      I’m so glad he’s on our team. He was worth a run plus there!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  38. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:33 pm

    Bailed out by Suck-Ass!

  39. AV Sep 28,2014 1:33 pm

    ha ha, rosy.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 1:35 pm

    Is it possible for the Royals to claim Rosales in between the end of this game and Tuesday?

  41. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:39 pm

    Holland in.

  42. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 1:40 pm

    Thank God, they managed to get Martinez out of there.

  43. Soaker Sep 28,2014 1:44 pm

    Mariners score first. I’m not feeling all warm and fuzzy here.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:46 pm || Up

      Just win the game. I assume the Mariners will win today.

  44. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:44 pm

    The job of an A’s starter, almost all of the time: Throw a shutout. Gray’s lucky. He can give up a run.

    Top of the Rangers lineup coming up.

  45. Bed Sep 28,2014 1:46 pm

    Dear Oakland Raiders,

    Best wishes and Go A’s!

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 2:04 pm || Up

      Wow, dude.

      Are you done done?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:15 pm || Up

        I turned the game off early in the third quarter. I don’t recall ever doing that before. I had to go out for a walk just to burn off some energy. I’m embarrassed to be a Raiders fan at this point.

        But seriously, folks...
  46. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:50 pm

    I approve of getting two outs on one pitch.

  47. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:50 pm

    There you go! Six innings down. And Beltre can lead off the 7th.

  48. dmoas Sep 28,2014 1:55 pm

    Glen doing his best to try to jinx this team.

  49. batgirl Sep 28,2014 1:55 pm

    Ok A’s I have to go out now. Pleeeeeeeaaaaase let me see that you’ve won when I get back.

  50. bear88 Sep 28,2014 1:56 pm

    Damn. Decent at-bat by Vogt, though.

  51. dmoas Sep 28,2014 1:57 pm

    Seriously? WTF are they doing GBA for the last game of the fucking season? Why at any time, but WTF now?

    • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:01 pm || Up

      The games are long enough…how about we just drop the seventh inning stretch all together?

      But seriously, folks...
  52. doctorK Sep 28,2014 1:57 pm

    Someone needs to teach this generation the proper way of holding a microphone while singing.

    • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:00 pm || Up

      Damn kids! Get off my lawn unless you hold the microphone properly!

      But seriously, folks...
  53. JediLeroy Sep 28,2014 1:58 pm

    Is it just me, or have the A’s had the worst luck on line drives the past few weeks?

    I wonder what their BABIP looks like…

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Bed Sep 28,2014 1:59 pm || Up

      I’ll look that up for you…it’s been…uh…low?

      But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Sep 28,2014 2:03 pm || Up

      .286 in the first half. .258 in August, .272 in September.

      • JediLeroy Sep 28,2014 2:08 pm || Up

        Thanks! Has the historically high usage of the shift this year affected BABIP numbers across the league?

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:11 pm || Up

        Help me out here, does the decrease we have had in HRs make the lower BABIP even worse than it seems? I’m thinking it does but it’s Sunday and my religion prevents me from fooling around with math on Sunday.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:18 pm || Up

          well it means that the team was hitting basically .272 if you don’t count strickouts

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. JediLeroy Sep 28,2014 2:00 pm

    Also, has anybody pointed out how Soto looks like he’s going to fall down every time he throws it back to the pitcher?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 2:05 pm || Up

      He’s the Jim Bouton of catchers.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:12 pm || Up

        That SuperKnuck back to the pitcher is going to be a real PITA.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:19 pm || Up

      It cost sonny gray a run in the game against the angels, aybar with the delayed steal

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. JediLeroy Sep 28,2014 2:03 pm

    Please leave Punto out of this, Melvin…

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:05 pm || Up

      I would be surprised if we don’t see him, as long as Holland stays in the game.

      • bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:06 pm || Up

        Well, I’m wrong, but that’s probably because Melvin wants him to bunt.

  56. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 2:03 pm

  57. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:03 pm

    Nice easy inning. At this rate, Gray may be able to throw a complete game.

  58. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 2:07 pm

    What kind of shit bunt was that.

  59. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:09 pm

    Coco looks gimpy. Is anyone on this team not injured or banged up in a significant way?

    • AV Sep 28,2014 2:19 pm || Up

      how dare you forget about callaspo, especially since we see him nearly every day!!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  60. dmoas Sep 28,2014 2:09 pm

    Um, Coco limping is not a good thing.

  61. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:14 pm

    Hitting Sardinas, not good.

  62. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 2:16 pm

    Son-ny. Son-ny. Son-ny.

  63. Bed Sep 28,2014 2:16 pm

    How has Doolittle looked since returning from injury?

    But seriously, folks...
    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:18 pm || Up

      He’s been OK, but has lost a little velocity and is less trustworthy.

      • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:20 pm || Up

        He makes me nervous when he pitches.

        But seriously, folks...
    • AV Sep 28,2014 2:18 pm || Up

      beard’s a little bushier but his haircut is still sharp.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:21 pm || Up

        I don’t know how these guy live with those beards. I’ve grown a couple of summer beards but nothing like those bad boys.

        But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:13 pm || Up

          Amen to that. I often grow a winter beard but as soon as the ‘stach starts to get bushy it drives me up the wall.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  64. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:17 pm

    It’s a tough 9th inning, with Rangers’ most dangerous hitters. Three of the first four are right handed.

    Leave Gray in. Have Doolittle (and Gregerson, for that matter) ready.

  65. Bed Sep 28,2014 2:18 pm

    I like rooting for Sonny Gray. It’s just more fun when he’s a guy who the team drafted. I hope to get to do this with a hitter someday…someday.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Sep 28,2014 7:42 pm || Up

      Tejada. Also, how did you (of all people) know we drafted Sonny?!?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  66. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:19 pm

    How unlikely is that? A Beltre error on an easy grounder by Callaspo. Get him out of there! Burns time!

  67. doctorK Sep 28,2014 2:20 pm

    Add on, for the love of all that is Green and Gold.

  68. AV Sep 28,2014 2:20 pm

    i don’t care if lester’s the only guy on the bench. pinch runner. nao.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  69. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 2:20 pm

    No f’ing way Gray should be taken out.

  70. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 2:21 pm

    Beltre did that because of the competitive salary we once offered him. #readbetweenthelines

    • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:14 pm || Up

      Have you been talking to Bed and his inside sources with the Rangers again?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  71. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:23 pm

    Can Burns steal on this catcher?

  72. doctorK Sep 28,2014 2:23 pm

    That was a wasted PA.

  73. dmoas Sep 28,2014 2:24 pm

    I’m really sick of Gome fucking with his helmet.

  74. doctorK Sep 28,2014 2:28 pm

    LOL Suck-Ass

  75. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:29 pm

    Bases loaded. Rosales is not having a good game. Reddick battled. C’mon, guys. Score!

  76. AV Sep 28,2014 2:29 pm

    ack! i just realized who gomes reminds me of.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  77. doctorK Sep 28,2014 2:31 pm

    We’d better score – 4-0 Seattle.

  78. AV Sep 28,2014 2:31 pm

    lol.

    LOL!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  79. JediLeroy Sep 28,2014 2:31 pm

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  80. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 2:31 pm

    Holy shit, thank you Rangers defense!

    • AV Sep 28,2014 2:32 pm || Up

      thank you ump.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  81. Soaker Sep 28,2014 2:31 pm

    Odor lost that ball in the shadows.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  82. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 2:32 pm

    Jesus Christ, Rangers.

  83. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:32 pm

    The Rangers have been awful this inning. Finally, the A’s catch a break.

  84. doctorK Sep 28,2014 2:32 pm

    There is a bad Odor on the infield.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 2:34 pm || Up

      The Tacoma Aroma or the Bakersfield Brew?

      No, it’s just the Rangers infield giving us two!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:39 pm || Up

        Bakersfield: Come for the manure aroma stay for the multiple Denny’s.

        But seriously, folks...
        • AV Sep 28,2014 2:42 pm || Up

          coalinga looks at its sole denny’s and wonders how bakersfield gets it done.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  85. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:35 pm

    Why is Vogt hitting here?

  86. Bed Sep 28,2014 2:38 pm

    Feeling pritty…pritty…pritty…good about our chances.

    But seriously, folks...
  87. Bed Sep 28,2014 2:40 pm

    Hmm…is it possible the 49ers just aren’t good anymore?

    But seriously, folks...
  88. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:40 pm

    That’s one out.

  89. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:42 pm

    One to go.

  90. AV Sep 28,2014 2:47 pm

    CHAMPIONSSSSSS!!!!!!1

    (of the 2nd WC spot.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  91. Soaker Sep 28,2014 2:48 pm

    Ken’s tone in that last inning was definitely much more “sense of relief” than celebratory.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  92. dmoas Sep 28,2014 2:48 pm

    Lester, you’d better be prepared to outdo Gray’s performance.

  93. AV Sep 28,2014 2:48 pm

    sonny’s not nearly as cute without his hat on. great game though.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  94. bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:49 pm

    It’s fitting that the A’s clinched on a complete game shutout. Because that’s generally what they need to win.

  95. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 2:49 pm

    It’s not easy to make the postseason 3 straight years in this league. Go A’s.

    • Bed Sep 28,2014 2:51 pm || Up

      I was just thinking the same thing, lenscrafters. It wasn’t always pretty this year but it’s still a big accomplishment.

      But seriously, folks...
    • bear88 Sep 28,2014 2:51 pm || Up

      Major League Baseball has made it easier with the extra WC team and play-in game.

      But if you’re the road team in the play-in game, you are playing with found money. Because until 2012, the A’s would have been eliminated.

      • AV Sep 28,2014 2:52 pm || Up

        bud selig is an A’s fan!!!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  96. dmoas Sep 28,2014 2:49 pm

    Well deserved my ass, Glen. This is a limp in with a win.

    • Thunderbutt Sep 28,2014 7:35 pm || Up

      There is always a score.
      • dmoas Sep 28,2014 9:00 pm || Up

        Woohoo! I’d like to thank the Academy. Myself. And most of all: The A’s. To all those I forgot. Well, I didn’t. Just think about it.

  97. Bed Sep 28,2014 2:49 pm

    Sweet…congrats to the A’s and to all the die hard A’s fans who survived the last month of this season. Now, let’s go kick the Royals ass.

    But seriously, folks...
  98. 5Aces Sep 28,2014 2:50 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  99. lenscrafters Sep 28,2014 2:59 pm

    One thing should be obvious: Soto catches Lester on Tuesday.

    • dmoas Sep 28,2014 4:46 pm || Up

      He’d better be catching period. If Norris is in, it’s as a DH.

      • mother pucker Sep 28,2014 5:31 pm || Up

        Particularly against the Royals, who lead the majors with 153 steals and had an 81% success rate while doing it.

        • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 5:34 pm || Up

          Well and we know how close Lester will be holding them on.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • AV Sep 28,2014 5:39 pm || Up

            i do believe there was a CS during his last start…

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Sep 28,2014 7:27 pm || Up

            I think the solution is obvious: don’t let any runners on.

  100. 5Aces Sep 28,2014 3:00 pm

    Not gonna lie, saw they donkey getting beer poured in him and the room get a bit dusty.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  101. andeux Sep 28,2014 3:01 pm

    Excellent game thread title Ed/Sonny.

    TINSTAAFK
    • AV Sep 28,2014 3:04 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:56 pm || Up

      I just try to win every comment. Win every letter I type. win every refresh. Its just posting. same as every other day

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 5:29 pm || Up

        A good friend of mine used to say, “This is a very simple game. You type the post, you read the post, you refresh the post. Sometimes you’re Pollyanna, sometimes you’re Eeyore, sometimes it rains.” Think about that for a while.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • dmoas Sep 28,2014 7:28 pm || Up

          After giving it some thought. I don’t think you have any good friends.

  102. bear88 Sep 28,2014 3:02 pm

    Gray’s outing reminded me of Tim Hudson’s Game 162 way back when.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 4:43 pm || Up

      Yup. The day after that huge blowout, to boot.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  103. East Bay Evans Sep 28,2014 3:17 pm

    [Looks at score]

    What a wonderful relief.

  104. mother pucker Sep 28,2014 3:21 pm

    Clinched the run-differential title as well.

  105. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 3:28 pm

    Bay Area
    So Cal
    Missouri
    Beltway
    Rust Belt

    Kind of cool symmetry this year

    • Soaker Sep 28,2014 5:15 pm || Up

      Ordinarily I wouldn’t care much about the NL wild card game. Not the case this year.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 5:16 pm || Up

        How much I care will depend on what happens Tuesday.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 29,2014 10:02 am || Up

          I made that mistake in 2012. Never again

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2014 10:25 am || Up

            True. That sucked. But there’s no avoiding it, really.

            I’m already irritated that the Pirates burned Cole yesterday. I will either be doubly irritated or too numb to care by Wednesday.

          • mikeA Sep 29,2014 10:46 am || Up

            Two terrifying patterns in play this year: 1) mediocre Giants teams win in even years; 2) my 30th favorite team is the Giants, 29th Red Sox, 28th slegna….

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 29,2014 11:05 am || Up

              Rooting interests for each team* for the playoffs in general, in order of preference and caring**: A’s win, Giants lose, Angels lose, Detroit lose, Pirates win, Cardinals lose, Nats win, Orioles win, Dodgers lose

              *excluding KC, given that they’re playing the A’s this round

              **subject to change, depending on how far the A’s get

              • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2014 11:13 am || Up

                I think that if it can’t be the A’s, I want the Dodgers to win it all. This is purely because it’s the result that would annoy Giant and Angel fans the most.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 29,2014 11:17 am || Up

                  I’m mostly indifferent to them. I dislike their gigantic payroll and big market realities, but there is an enemy of my enemy thing going on too. I’m mostly sticking to a small market/lack of recent success/underdog angle to my rooting interests, but I could see myself rooting for the Dodgers at some point in the playoffs

              • AV Sep 29,2014 12:25 pm || Up

                mine are vastly simpler: A’s win. soccer.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Sep 29,2014 12:39 pm || Up

                  A’s win. How many days until pitchers and catchers report?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • 5Aces Sep 29,2014 12:42 pm || Up

                  “People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.”

                  Rogers Hornsby

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2014 11:10 am || Up

              Without doing any research, the Giants seem like the worst of the five NL playoff teams by far. I expect them to win Wednesday because of the favorable pitching matchup, but that’s it.

              • mikeA Sep 29,2014 11:19 am || Up

                They were the worse team in 4-6 of the playoff series they won.

                • Glorious Mundy Sep 29,2014 11:23 am || Up

                  FKing Dusty Baker and those choking Reds.

                • mikeA Sep 29,2014 11:24 am || Up

                  At least the Rangers were justly punished.

                • Future Ed Sep 29,2014 5:29 pm || Up

                  And they were better than a certain team in 2002

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  106. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 3:43 pm

    Our hitters stand a better chance against Shields than theirs do against Lester. Let’s start Soto and save Norris for when they bring in Vargas.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 28,2014 4:44 pm || Up

      I worry a bit about their baserunners wreaking havoc, but with a little luck, there won’t be too many of those.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 5:30 pm || Up

        Even more why I want Soto. Perfect world I want Vogt back there, but Soto has been keeping runners mostly under control.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • bear88 Sep 28,2014 5:37 pm || Up

          Soto has to catch the whole game, unless the A’s are behind and desperate for a home run.

          Otherwise, the Royals will run wild. Lester isn’t much for holding runners to begin with. Besides, Soto is hitting well.

          • dmoas Sep 28,2014 7:29 pm || Up

            If by whole game, you mean all of the playoffs, then yes.

  107. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 4:04 pm

    Reddick. LMAO.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 4:08 pm || Up

      • AV Sep 28,2014 4:15 pm || Up

        i think he’s got a little bit of bubblegum stuck to his jockeys there.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:21 pm || Up

          Frankly I am more concerned about the joint

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:22 pm || Up

            not for performance issues, but it could get him in trouble, no?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:26 pm || Up

            That’s no joint-i’ts the mouthguard making its triumphant return. My story and I’m sticking to it.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 4:18 pm || Up

        “Hey A’s fans you will want to get out here early next Saturday. When the A’s take on the Indians at 1:05 pm it will be Josh Reddick Bobble Crimson Scholng day at the park; where the first 15,000 fans 18 and over get this special Reddick Bobble’head’ figurine. Brought to you by Trojan and anti-monkey Butt fungal powder.”

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Sep 28,2014 4:21 pm || Up

        I think we have discovered what’s making josh run so funny. Elephantiasis of the knee

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 5:23 pm || Up

        Those t-shirts are so stupid. AL WEST DIVISION A’S POSTSEASON!

        • AV Sep 28,2014 5:27 pm || Up

          more power to you for being able to read white on yellow.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  108. Future Ed Sep 28,2014 5:11 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  109. bear88 Sep 28,2014 5:42 pm

    The weird thing about this whole play-in game is that the “postseason” could be over very quickly.

    On the other hand, if the A’s are able to pull off a win in Kansas City, they will face the Angels and all those Angel wins will only be good for home field advantage.

    • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 5:49 pm || Up

      And you can think about all sorts of ideas if we get there. So I would assume Shark and Sonny go game 1 & 2-they would be on normal rest. You could come back with Lester for game 3, Hammel for 4 (I dont care how well he pitched the other night I dont want Kaz anywhere near the slegnA). Or if we are in a good spot after 1 and 2 have Hammel go 3, Lester well rested 4. This is why the trades were made. At no point do I look at our options and say “well we hope to get to game x when we can have so and so pitch on short rest”.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl Sep 28,2014 5:57 pm || Up

        Yup. This year Billy’s shit didn’t work in the regular season, ergo …

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2014 5:58 pm || Up

        Nah, Lester would go in Game 3 no matter the situation. No sense in holding back your best pitcher, and it also keeps him on turn for Game 1 of the next series.

        • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 29,2014 6:14 pm || Up

          I agree.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • 5Aces Sep 29,2014 10:15 pm || Up

          Well and if he goes on game 3 you could possibly even do one of those “well he would have thrown today anyways” game 5 1 inning savior spots. But either way, there is no Dr Gil Heredia scenario.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 30,2014 10:35 am || Up

          Makes sense. Don’t want to let your foot off the clutch and all that if you’ve been stepping on it for the first two games

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 10:36 am || Up

            That transmission must be torn to shreds by now. We should look into an automatic.

            • 5Aces Sep 30,2014 11:02 am || Up

              If you’re consistent it will be just fine. Heck, look at Jeter.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 30,2014 12:24 pm || Up

                That’s confidence you can set your clock to right there

      • mother pucker Sep 28,2014 6:24 pm || Up

        I’ll try to avoid thinking about this too hard till after Tuesday, but Kazmir seems like a pretty good option to have out of the pen.

        • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 7:05 pm || Up

          Maybe out of the pen, but man he has been awful against slegnA. I would prefer JCS and Pom Pom out of the pen.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Bed Sep 28,2014 7:21 pm || Up

            I want Lester, Sonny, and Smirjdajolivianewtonjohnmazda to throw complete game shut outs.

            But seriously, folks...
            • 5Aces Sep 28,2014 7:24 pm || Up

              If that happens after game 3 I will be in Xanadu.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Bed Sep 28,2014 7:31 pm || Up

                Who knows? Maybe getting in the playoffs this way will work for some stupid reason. It doesn’t make sense but life isn’t always logical.

                But seriously, folks...
          • Soaker Sep 28,2014 7:29 pm || Up

            I haven’t been rosterbating lately but I can’t see JCS being on the postseason roster based on his September usage. He’d be one of the guys they would add in the event of an injury.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • dmoas Sep 28,2014 7:33 pm || Up

              Yup. If he were needed we’d be royally screwed anyway. Besides, having an additional bench option or two would be very helpful. I think Burns makes the cut.

          • dmoas Sep 28,2014 7:32 pm || Up

            I don’t think JC makes the playoff roster. No need. Pom maybe.

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