Game 157. A’s v Wade Leblanc ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 157. A’s v Wade Leblanc 263

the Angels are waiving the white something tonight. Hopefully it will be the flag after Monsieur LeBlanc’s 8 run bottom of the first.

Crisp Fuld, donaldson, norris, vogt, lowrie, reddick sogard. back Monsieur Gris.

His ERA has been better than five recently. I don’t know what that means.

Hernandez has a 2-1 lead in Toronto.

Kansas City 2-0 over Cleveland. so far

I am in the fk seats, behind the A’s dugout.

263 thoughts on “Game 157. A’s v Wade Leblanc

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 5:44 pm

    Enjoy the game in full-throated exuberance, Ed. Our offense is jammin again…no way this guy leblanc’s us.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 10:13 pm || Up

      I stand corrected.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. ptbnl Sep 23,2014 5:47 pm

    KC and Toronto now both up by 5.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. Future Ed Sep 23,2014 5:52 pm

    What is happening in Canada?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Sep 23,2014 6:12 pm || Up

      Bottom of the 5th:

      – Dalton Pompey homered to deep right

      – Anthony Gose doubled to left

      – Josh Thole reached on an infield single, Anthony Gose to third

      – Ryan Goins hit sacrifice fly to left, Anthony Gose scored

      РJos̩ Reyes singled to right, Josh Thole to second

      РJos̩ Bautista walked, Josh Thole to third, Jos̩ Reyes to second

      – Edwin Encarnación walked, Josh Thole scored, José Reyes to third, José Bautista to second

      – Adam Lind singled to right, José Reyes scored, José Bautista to third, Edwin Encarnación to second

      – Munenori Kawasaki hit into fielder’s choice, second to shortstop, José Bautista scored, Edwin Encarnación to third, Adam Lind out

      – Dalton Pompey walked, Munenori Kawasaki to second

      Dominic Leone pitching

      – Anthony Gose hit by pitch, Edwin Encarnación scored, Munenori Kawasaki to third, Dalton Pompey to second

      – Josh Thole singled to left, Munenori Kawasaki scored, Dalton Pompey to third, Anthony Gose to second

      – Ryan Goins lined out to left

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Sep 23,2014 6:15 pm || Up

      In short: the M’s are epically choking.

  4. nevermoor Sep 23,2014 5:59 pm

    After some thought, my rooting interests are, in order:
    1. A’s win (obviously)
    2. Mariners lose (b/c would hate to miss post season)
    3. KC lose (home field for the 1-game)
    4. Tigers win (don’t want them knocking us out again)
    5. Orioles win (want them after 1-game)
    6. Angels lose (want Orioles after 1-game)

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Sep 23,2014 6:08 pm || Up

      Agree with all that. A Seattle/KC tiebreaker game for the second WC would be nice, but is too small a target to realistically aim for at this point.

      Also, with our magic # probably about to go down to 3, there is the possibility that as early as Thursday (or more likely Friday), the A’s will be playing only for home-field for the WC game. Whereas KC (and Detroit) will still be contending for their division. In that scenario, do the A’s keep going all-out, or do they start giving starting players more days off, taking starting pitchers out earlier, and using the back of the bullpen a bit more? Or to ask it another way, how important is home field for that game to the team, versus maybe being a bit healthier and better rested?

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Sep 23,2014 6:15 pm || Up

        I think home field matters too much. Especially to a bunch of headcases whose home stadium absolutely rocks when full/in playoff mode.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Sep 23,2014 6:18 pm || Up

          I just don’t want them flying around all over the place.

        • bear88 Sep 23,2014 6:40 pm || Up

          The A’s are a better team at home, and they could use the crowd. But it guarantees nothing, as too many past playoff games can attest. I don’t think pitching on the road will affect Lester at all.

        • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:28 pm || Up

          I dont think this team can ever afford to take a “game off”. The second they do they forget they are good and poof we have a bad month and a half.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • bear88 Sep 23,2014 6:36 pm || Up

        That’s an interesting question, and one I didn’t expect to come up. It would be helpful to have the home game, but there are certainly players who could use a day or two off.

        But given all the platooning the team does, I don’t see it being too much of an issue.

    • dmoas Sep 23,2014 6:10 pm || Up

      2. I want them to tie with the Tigers for the lower WC, beat the Tigers, forced to used Felix on game 162 and whoever on game 163 before facing us.
      3. KC the division.

      The rest the same.

  5. Bed Sep 23,2014 6:31 pm

    If the Angels were smart they’d just give up before this game even starts.

    But seriously, folks...
  6. Bed Sep 23,2014 6:41 pm

    So, the A’s are just playing against one guy tonight? I like our chances.

    But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Sep 23,2014 6:43 pm

    The scouting report on LeBlanc is stay away from his slider outside of the zone and wait for his fastball up.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:29 pm || Up

      who are you and what did you do with Bed?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  8. Bed Sep 23,2014 6:44 pm

    If the A’s lose this game we blame Ed, right?

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:29 pm || Up

      No. Ed is our good luck charm right now. Safer to blame me, or Jennifer. Yeah, Jennifer sounds good.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:32 pm || Up

        I’d rather incur the wrath of Ed than Jennifer…Jennifer will cut you.

        But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:34 pm || Up

          Well not only will she cut you-she knows WHERE to cut you.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:35 pm || Up

            Exactly…DON”T MESS WITH GERTIE.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Jennifer Sep 23,2014 8:22 pm || Up

              I don’t like any of you FKers enough to waste my time.

        • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 11:13 pm || Up

          i will smite thee

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Bed Sep 23,2014 6:49 pm

    The couple of times I saw LeBlanc pitch in the Arizona Fall League I came away really impressed with his cutter.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 7:07 pm || Up

      The couple times I saw him act on Friends I was not impressed by his range.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:08 pm || Up

        Hmm…was he the one who married Brad Pitt?

        But seriously, folks...
  10. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:09 pm

    I got a great deal on some tickets for the Raiders game in Miami this weekend.

    But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 7:13 pm || Up

      How much are they trying to pay you to go?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 7:14 pm || Up

      Hah, jokes on you, this is a Raiders home game! Only us savvy season ticket buyers got tickets to that…wait…crap.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:21 pm || Up

        We’re Raiders fans…the jokes be on us for a long time now.

        But seriously, folks...
  11. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:14 pm

    What’s the logic of batting Trout 2nd and Kendrick 4th? I know batting order isn’t necessarily the most important thing but I’m batting Trout 3rd or 4th. He’s the best player in baseball.

    But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 7:17 pm || Up

      Ah, but this is Kendrick facing the A’s. He might just be a better hitter.

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:19 pm || Up

        Sorry, I don’t have Kendrick’s stats against the A’s in front of me. I’m too busy breaking down Wade LeBlanc game film.

        But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:19 pm || Up

      More PA in the 2nd spot?

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:38 pm || Up

        Is that a question or a threat?

        But seriously, folks...
  12. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:16 pm

    Okay folks…how about we do the classy thing and dedicate this game thread to Derek Jeter? It’s his last week and no one seems to be talking about it.

    But seriously, folks...
  13. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:18 pm

    You know what? I don’t like the cut of Albert Pujols’ jib.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 7:23 pm || Up

      It’s a heavy, chunky, uneven jib. Not gonna catch much wind with that jib.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:26 pm

    This just in…from ESPN the world wide leader in making shit up.

    Rumor has it that 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh will soon be coaching at Michigan University. He’ll also be coaching Notre Dame, Texas, the Cleveland Browns, the Oakland Raiders, Manchester United, Tiger Woods, the Bad News Bears, and the Albert Einstein middle school girls volleyball team

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:35 pm || Up

      This just in: ESPN reports that Dennis Allen will soon be selling Truck tires at a Truck tire store to people who need tires for their trucks.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:27 pm

    I’m not liking the A’s defense right now…they need to work on their tackling and causing turnovers.

    But seriously, folks...
  16. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:31 pm

    This just in…From Bed the world wide leader in jokes about Bridget the Midget.

    Rumor has it that Raiders head coach Dennis Allen will soon be a greeter at Walmart. Here’s Greeter Allen talking about the new job, “I’m a greeter who greets people needing to be greeted at the place we greet people here in the National Greeter League.”

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      I’m not the type of person who reads ahead in the book so I blame you for my poor imitation of your post.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:37 pm || Up

        Heh…I like to think we’re just two great minds who think alike.

        But seriously, folks...
  17. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:34 pm

    Is Sonny Gray running out of gas?

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 7:51 pm || Up

      I actually think he looks more sharp tonight than in any of his last six starts or so.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:53 pm || Up

        Well, I’ve missed his last (insert entire season’s worth of starts here)but he looked a little gassed to me.

        But seriously, folks...
  18. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:39 pm

    Anybody have a good pork gravy recipe?

    But seriously, folks...
  19. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:40 pm

    Anybody have change for a dollar?

    But seriously, folks...
  20. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:42 pm

    Anybody have rickets?

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:50 pm || Up

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:51 pm || Up

        Is that a picture or a threat?

        But seriously, folks...
        • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:53 pm || Up

          • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:54 pm || Up

            You’ve double downed…I can only assume that means you intend to kill me.

            But seriously, folks...
            • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:55 pm || Up

              • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:57 pm || Up

                Okay, that’s it…I have my squirt gun locked and loaded…Come get some!

                But seriously, folks...
  21. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:44 pm

    Anybody here?

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:47 pm || Up

      I’m here, but still talking myself down from the position that we need to go Diamondback on Aybar. It is not his fault he is constantly doing something little to get an extra base or cheat and help his team win.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:49 pm || Up

        I just figured maybe everyone was at a Bible study meeting.

        But seriously, folks...
        • nevermoor Sep 24,2014 10:04 am || Up

          Just Corey

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  22. Bed Sep 23,2014 7:47 pm

    I admire the A’s efficiency at making outs.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 7:54 pm

    Lew Wolff is smiling in his seat more tonight than I’ve ever seen from him. I figure someone dosed him with X.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:54 pm

    7 K’s, whoa.

    • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:55 pm || Up

      See, like I said he looks gassed.

      But seriously, folks...
      • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 7:56 pm || Up

        8! :)

        • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:56 pm || Up

          Hmm…this is probably where I should admit I’m not actually watching the game…oh, and I have no idea who Sonny Gray is.

          But seriously, folks...
        • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:06 pm || Up

          Of course, in his last start, Kazmir had 9.

          • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:08 pm || Up

            Should we make an over/under for Sonny tonight?

        • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:07 pm || Up

          Also, is that an emoticon of someone in a chef hat?

        • lenscrafters Sep 23,2014 8:10 pm || Up

          It’s the high socks.

  25. 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:55 pm

    It takes a special kind of slegnA to look like you are arguing a swinging strike 3.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  26. 5Aces Sep 23,2014 7:56 pm

    If Sonny kept up this pace that would be a record or something.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Bed Sep 23,2014 7:59 pm || Up

      Really? How many hot dogs has eaten so far?

      But seriously, folks...
      • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:03 pm || Up
        • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:08 pm || Up

          Little known fact…Kirk Cameron took the Kobayashi Maru test three times before he passed it. Jesus changed the test so he could win the scenario.

          But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 8:14 pm || Up

          It’s starting to make sense.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:01 pm

    East Bay Evans with the early game thread win…the thread goes down early in the second round.

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:05 pm || Up

      I’d like to thank Thomas and Bed and the Oakland Oaks for this one time achievement.

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:09 pm || Up

        I have a feeling you may win a few more down the line. We can’t just let OakFoSho win them all.

        But seriously, folks...
  28. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:13 pm

    I might be going to Hell for this thread with all the Jesus stuff…I’m just another one of those typical East Coast Intellectual Arkansas Liberals Bastards.

    But seriously, folks...
  29. dmoas Sep 23,2014 8:13 pm

    Can we score now, please? It is Wade Fking LeBlanc, not Jerome Williams.

  30. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:17 pm

    Who scores less?

    A. Raiders
    B. Athletics
    C. George W. Bush on Jeopardy
    D. Me in High School
    E. A Eunuch who’s alone on an island

    But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:18 pm || Up

      Only one of those can go negative.

      The Raiders.

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:19 pm || Up

        I don’t think you’re giving W. enough credit.

        But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 8:20 pm || Up

      “Again Mr. President, just because you sound confused does not mean you are using the form of a question.”

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:21 pm || Up

        It’s my strategery…heh heh.

        But seriously, folks...
  31. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:20 pm

    Oh, wonderful.

  32. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:20 pm

    If Chili Davis became the Raiders OC and Greg Olson became the A’s hitting coach would anyone notice?

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:22 pm || Up
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:23 pm || Up

        Are there more Chris Carter’s or Greg Olson’s?

        But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 8:40 pm || Up

          Chris Carter: all he does is catch touchdowns hit HRs.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:22 pm

    If you walk Sam Fuld you’re going to pay a price…the price of seeing him stranded on the base paths.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      Hah, he sure showed you!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. dmoas Sep 23,2014 8:23 pm

    Vogt hasn’t hit one out lately, now would be a good time.

  35. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:23 pm

    Oh crap I have a Botany test tomorrow and I haven’t studied since 1994.

    But seriously, folks...
  36. vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:26 pm

    They’ve hit a number of shots that I thought might have been hits off the bat. Donaldson that inning, Norris to Kendrick, and that Vogt loopy line drive. We need to keep this at 1, because we’re only gonna bleed through a couple at most.

  37. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:26 pm

    The A’s offense is so bad I’m staring to think it’s directed by Joel Schumacher…this would also explain why the A’s uniforms now have nipples on them as well.

    But seriously, folks...
  38. mother pucker Sep 23,2014 8:28 pm

    LeBlanc was worth .1 wins above replacement heading into tonight, so anyone saying the A’s are being shut out by a replacement level player can shove it.

  39. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:32 pm

    Hey…I see PBS has a new documentary about Baby Boomers. I’m surprised they could get them to talk about themselves.

    But seriously, folks...
  40. doctorK Sep 23,2014 8:33 pm





  41. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:36 pm

    I’ve always wondered what the Creme de la Creme of Creme de la Creme is?

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 8:45 pm || Up

      I’ve never wondered that, not brûlée.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. lenscrafters Sep 23,2014 8:36 pm

    If this guy sucks against lefties, then why are we sitting Dunn and Moss?

  43. doctorK Sep 23,2014 8:40 pm

    If Sogard runs through the base, he’s safe.

    • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:42 pm || Up

      If Sogard sees his shadow it means six more weeks of shitty second base play.

      But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:42 pm

    In an era of Google Maps the song “Do You Know the Way to San Jose?” seems un-hip.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Sep 23,2014 11:27 pm || Up

      this comment’s gonna bite you in the butt when you find the waze to san jose.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 8:43 pm

    Crap. Beckham massacred my boy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:44 pm

    Sonny needs to get his crap back together.

  47. doctorK Sep 23,2014 8:44 pm

    And the A’s string of getting killed by crappy hitters continues.

  48. vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:44 pm

    Would you have taken Beckham over Callaspo?

    • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:45 pm || Up

      Depends…can Callaspo bend it?

      But seriously, folks...
    • doctorK Sep 23,2014 8:46 pm || Up

      For his glove alone.

    • doctorK Sep 23,2014 8:47 pm || Up


      X 11

    • lenscrafters Sep 23,2014 8:48 pm || Up

      I would take most FKers over Callaspo.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 8:51 pm || Up

        I don’t suffer from any delusions about my baseball skills even in my prime, let alone now. But I am fully confident I could cover more ground at 2B right now than Callaspo does.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:52 pm || Up

          Callaspo is much better than I am at baseball. To be fair though I am Swedish.

          But seriously, folks...
        • dmoas Sep 23,2014 8:56 pm || Up

          Hell, I’m crippled and *I* can cover more ground then him. I could probably run faster too.

        • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 8:57 pm || Up

          I’m almost positive I could outrun Lowrie and Callaspo and outthrow Coco.

  49. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:47 pm

    Trout hat trick, right on.

  50. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:50 pm

    How many more years on that Pujols’ contract? 17?

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 8:57 pm || Up

      7 years after this season is totally over,

      2014 $23,000,000
      2015 $24,000,000
      2016 $25,000,000
      2017 $26,000,000
      2018 $27,000,000
      2019 $28,000,000
      2020 $29,000,000
      2021 $30,000,000

      Always nice.

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 8:59 pm || Up

        Can somebody ask Albert if I can borrow five dollars?

        But seriously, folks...
      • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:01 pm || Up

        Of course, Trout is under contract until 2020 as well. So they’ve got one bad contract and one good one for forever.

        • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:02 pm || Up

          Braggart!

          But seriously, folks...
        • East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 9:06 pm || Up

          True, true.

          Kind of funny how Trout’s contract ends one year before Pujols’s does.

        • nevermoor Sep 24,2014 10:07 am || Up

          No guarantee the Trout contract isn’t also bad by the end. It could very well still be awesome, but there’s risk.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:12 pm || Up

        In 18-20, Trout earns $33.25M. $60M in those two. Of course in 16-17, Hamilton gets 30 as well.

  51. Bed Sep 23,2014 8:55 pm

    They did the Pop…they did the Monster Pop…it was a flop…it was a ballpark flop.

    But seriously, folks...
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 8:57 pm

    Super Sam! Don’t get picked off this time.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:01 pm || Up

      I prefer BatSam myself.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:06 pm || Up

        BatSam!…nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BatSam! nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BatSam!

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:11 pm || Up

          nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BatSam! nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BatSam! nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna.

          But seriously, folks...
  53. 5Aces Sep 23,2014 9:01 pm

    Update for everyone because I know you are worried. 1 week in and we still cannot kill off the rotten milk smell in the car. I’m starting to consider what sort of trade in value I could get. Next step unless things change overnight is going to be a profession shampoo and detail. I’m also wondering if I could be wrong on the source and maybe some animal snuck in the garage, crawled in somewhere and died.

    Further details as they develop.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:02 pm || Up

      So that’s where I left the milk.

      But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Sep 23,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      I had a gravy problem like that. Turns out it spilled under the seat, the under the mat.

      • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:07 pm || Up

        It didn’t happen to be pork gravy did it?

        But seriously, folks...
      • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 9:09 pm || Up

        This is my fear. I had it in the trunk and it got a hole punch in it. My fear is it leaked under the back seats and is soaked at some point that cannot be reached without pretty much replacing the whole thing. I thought I found a spot tonight, but so far the spot/odor remover hasnt killed it off.

        Good news is it still doesnt stink as bad as Collapso.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Sep 23,2014 9:10 pm || Up

        I barfed up strawberry pop tarts in my dad’s truck. I took the vacuum from the house to suck up the chunks. Every time you would turn on the vacuum after that it would smell like strawberry vomit.

        • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:12 pm || Up

          More Missouri Stories with Jennifer coming up after the break.

          But seriously, folks...
  54. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:10 pm

    I guess that’s a…(takes off his sunglasses) no Vogt.

    But seriously, folks...
  55. 5Aces Sep 23,2014 9:11 pm

    Is that a kid sitting on Uncle Lew’s lap? Did they have to staple him on there?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Bed Sep 23,2014 9:13 pm || Up

      Make sure that kid asks Santa Lew what he wants for Christmas.

      But seriously, folks...
  56. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:20 pm

    We need to fire these boys up…somebody turn on some Duran Duran!

    But seriously, folks...
  57. bear88 Sep 23,2014 9:20 pm

    This is such an A’s game. Lots of strikeouts and excellent performance by starter. Check. Costly error. Check. Inability to hit, no matter who’s pitching. Check.

    • bear88 Sep 23,2014 9:22 pm || Up

      And I forgot the home run by some guy who shouldn’t be hitting a home run.

  58. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:23 pm

    I guess that’s a…(takes off his sunglasses) no Lowrie.

    But seriously, folks...
  59. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:24 pm

    I tell you what pretending to watch A’s games is really frustrating these days.

    But seriously, folks...
  60. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 9:24 pm

    Josh doing nicely.

  61. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:24 pm

    Josh Reddick has come to play.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 23,2014 9:55 pm || Up

      As opposed to others who play to come, which I guess doesn’t make sense unless one is specifically playing to finance a prostitute habit.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  62. bear88 Sep 23,2014 9:25 pm

    Reddick has looked good the entire game. Sonny out, which seems wise.

  63. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:26 pm

    I’m sure when we make the playoffs we won’t have to face pitchers of the quality of a Wade LeBlanc.

    But seriously, folks...
  64. Bed Sep 23,2014 9:32 pm

    Remember to have your A’s spayed and neutered.

    But seriously, folks...
  65. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 9:37 pm

    Good job, Sogey.

    Your turn, top of the order.

  66. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 9:37 pm

    Good start Sogie!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  67. elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:44 pm

    comeback start.. NOW

    Because survival is insufficient
  68. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 9:48 pm

    Whoot, BB!

  69. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 9:48 pm

    Joe Smith: Didn’t even like him when he was with the Warriors.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  70. elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:48 pm

    Moss the boss, watch it!

    Because survival is insufficient
  71. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 9:49 pm

    I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a CF as deep in Oakland as Trout is right now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  72. elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:50 pm

    One of the reasons I hope to get my hands on the filedF/X data eventually is to be able to ridicule no doubles defense more scientifically than I can do it now

    Because survival is insufficient
    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:54 pm || Up

      Did you ever get a look at the one month they did release?

      • elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:56 pm || Up

        nope

        Because survival is insufficient
        • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 10:05 pm || Up

          Apparently it was HitFX of April 2009 that was released. I unfortunately could not find the actual dataset online. And wow, that release was 5 years ago? Damn.

  73. MikeV Sep 23,2014 9:50 pm

    Well that’s a terrible strike 1 to moss on a 3-0 pitch 4 inches off the plate

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  74. East Bay Evans Sep 23,2014 9:52 pm

    Moss didn’t get screwed over, phew.

  75. elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:52 pm

    Vote Vogt!

    Because survival is insufficient
  76. MikeV Sep 23,2014 9:53 pm

    of course

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  77. elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:53 pm

    Where is Josh Hamilton when you need him?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      If he was healthy, that was at him too.

  78. dmoas Sep 23,2014 9:55 pm

    I think I would have PH Dunn there. Vogt has been awful for a month unfortunately. This damnable elusive third win in a row.

    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      I would have for Fuld I think.

      • lenscrafters Sep 23,2014 11:03 pm || Up

        .209/.271/.339 for Oakland, but he bats second, plays everyday, and is not PH for with Adam Dunn where a home run would tie the game.

        Managers truly need to be protected from themselves with guys like Sam Fuld.

        • MikeV Sep 23,2014 11:23 pm || Up

          BUT WE TRADED TOMMY MILONE FOR HIM DON’T YOU SEE

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • elcroata Sep 23,2014 9:58 pm || Up

      If they keep 2W-1L rhythm from now on, it’s a ring

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 24,2014 8:00 am || Up

        Your jib is cut the best!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • andeux Sep 24,2014 8:37 am || Up

        Not with this phase.

        TINSTAAFK
  79. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 10:05 pm

    We are certainly capable of scoring 2 or 3 off Huston right here.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Sep 23,2014 10:16 pm || Up

      PHing Dunn was fucking stupid. A HR didn’t matter and a K was likely and would end the game.

      Melvin sure seems to make some weird moves.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • bear88 Sep 23,2014 10:19 pm || Up

        I didn’t understand that at all. In that situation, Dunn’s only purpose is to hit a home run. Who was going to hit if Dunn walked or got a hit? Callaspo?

        • Englishmajor Sep 24,2014 1:26 am || Up

          And if they’d tied it up, who was going to catch?

          • Future Ed Sep 24,2014 5:30 am || Up

            the AJ griffin looking guy

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 8:58 am || Up

              Unpossible. He doesnt know something and it makes it physically impossible to catch the baseballs thrown by our pitchers.

              I’ve been amazed that Sotto took one day and he was in the lineup, but Anderson cant even be considered for mop up duty behind the plate a month later.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2014 9:39 am || Up

                They even gave up the DH in one game rather than let Anderson catch. Crazy.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2014 9:45 am || Up

                  I heard or read somewhere that they said they brought him up just to catch bullpens.

                • Future Ed Sep 24,2014 12:45 pm || Up

                  he does that with gusto, I will say

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Sep 24,2014 10:27 am || Up

                  Just… Plain… Crazy…

  80. doctorK Sep 23,2014 10:10 pm

    Well, that sucked

  81. Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 10:12 pm

    LeBlah

  82. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 10:12 pm

    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. Tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  83. dmoas Sep 23,2014 10:20 pm

    I bet those Angels feel pretty stupid right now having DFAed LaBlanc and used up their bullpen in that one game that one time.

  84. bear88 Sep 23,2014 10:21 pm

    Well, that’s the last weeknight home game of the season.

  85. bear88 Sep 23,2014 10:23 pm

    The best thing about Lester is that the A’s seem to play better when he’s pitching.

  86. dmoas Sep 23,2014 10:26 pm

    Wait. FELIX pitched tonight in Toronto? Woh.

  87. bear88 Sep 23,2014 10:38 pm

    So the A’s are really good when the opposing pitching completely loses the plate. Or when Josh Donaldson hits a home run.

  88. AV Sep 23,2014 11:42 pm

    what happened on that play when the angels tried stealing 2nd and it seemd pujols hit soto with his bat, or there was interference, or something… but the runner went back to 1st and nobody was called out?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Sep 24,2014 6:36 am || Up

      Pujol’s back swing hit Soto in the back. Since it was part of the swing and not post swing interference, it was considered a dead ball instead of interference so the runner just went back to first instead of being called out.

      • AV Sep 24,2014 8:53 am || Up

        ah.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Sep 24,2014 12:46 pm || Up

        thanks.

        That’s dumb

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Sep 24,2014 1:13 pm || Up

          It makes sense in that it’s one thing to step in the way for any reason and a whole other thing to simply swing your bat only to accidentally make contact with it on the back swing. It wasn’t like Pujols was blocking him or actually interfering. It was just incidental contact as part of a legal swing of the bat.

  89. MikeV Sep 24,2014 9:01 am

    Looks like Dave Stewart is going to be Arizona’s new GM.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Sep 24,2014 10:18 am || Up

      Fantastic news for him. Hope he retains his loyalty to the A’s.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Sep 24,2014 10:23 am || Up

        by giving us Goldschmidt for a bag of baseballs?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • vignette17 Sep 24,2014 11:38 am || Up

          Oh man, Goldschmidt would be such a perfect fit. Any chance AZ rebuilds and trades him? They did trade JUpton…

          • nevermoor Sep 24,2014 11:47 am || Up

            Sure, we’ll give them Russell.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Sep 24,2014 10:27 am || Up

      Their manager’s job security is ever more tenuous.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 24,2014 12:12 pm || Up

      Yay! ‘Bout time!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  90. Englishmajor Sep 24,2014 9:05 am

    Day tailgate after a night tailgate is hard. Well, should be there by 10.

    • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 9:16 am || Up

      Grilling up hot links while listening to a work call you barely care about is wonderful. But I actually think Farmer John Red Hots are hot just for the sake of heat. I prefer the Louisiana Hot style-more flavor. Unfortuantely I always forget that when I am buying.

      But thats why we have bagels with cream cheese and coffee. yum yum.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Sep 24,2014 9:20 am || Up

        I have yet to have anything that was “hot” that wasn’t just hot for the sake of being “hot.” The fact that it doesn’t sit well with me either means I really don’t care to find something that actually has a purpose for being hot.

        • MikeV Sep 24,2014 9:36 am || Up

          there is plenty of stuff that’s spicy and tastes good lol

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • AV Sep 24,2014 9:51 am || Up

            and a catfish poboy drenched in delicious habanero melindas tastes different than a catfish poboy drenched in delicious ghostpepper melindas. i would guess a catfish poboy not drenched in hot sauce tastes different than either of those, but i wouldn’t know from personal experience.

            the heat is just a sensation bonus. like the crunch of an apple whether it’s sweet or not, or the satisfaction of fat on your tongue whether it’s from white tuna toro or from the crust of a ny strip.

            just one question. who’s buying lunch?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • MikeV Sep 24,2014 10:30 am || Up

              Not me, I have 8 dollars until Friday.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

          • dmoas Sep 24,2014 10:28 am || Up

            That may be, but it’s not necessarily tasting good BECAUSE it’s hot.

            • MikeV Sep 24,2014 10:30 am || Up

              Sure, it’s just a byproduct of ingredients. there certainly are a lot of “hot just for the sake of heat” foods out there, but it’s not all of them.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 24,2014 10:51 am || Up

              There are plenty of dishes that are vastly improved with the addition of hot sauce (e.g. most egg dishes, mac & cheese, many chicken dishes, much Mexican food, etc.), assuming that you’re using a hot sauce that doesn’t just obliterate all other flavors (looking at you, Tabasco).

              Sure, you can say those items aren’t delicious just because they’re spicy, but you can say that about every facet of flavor out there

              • AV Sep 24,2014 10:55 am || Up

                yeah, tabasco sucks. tastes like vinegar instead of peppers.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 10:57 am || Up

                  Personal choice? I will start with Cholula.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • MikeV Sep 24,2014 11:01 am || Up

                  Tapatio.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • AV Sep 24,2014 11:05 am || Up

                  maybe a case in point is that not all hot sauces taste good with all foods, hence, hot sauce is about flavor. cholula is great for a lot of stuff, but i wouldn’t use it on asian foods, to a lesser extent with cajun foods.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Sep 24,2014 11:07 am || Up

                  I’ll probably be villified for this, but I cannot stand Siracha in any way shape or form.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2014 11:10 am || Up

                  It’s nasty.

                • AV Sep 24,2014 11:11 am || Up

                  well, the rooster brand does fucking suck. vietnamese catsup.

                  i like this one. way less sugary.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 24,2014 12:25 pm || Up

                  It is Vietnamese/Los Angelean ketchup, but that’s not a bad thing, necessarily.

                  I like the sugariness of the rooster sauce, but I use it specifically for that purpose, especially in things like hot and sour soup, or mutant french fry dipping sauces.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 11:09 am || Up

                  I could buy that. Also, much like Mike below-vilify my as you want but I’m not a tapatio fan on anything but popcorn.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • andeux Sep 24,2014 8:33 pm || Up

                  Frank’s.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 25,2014 9:41 am || Up

                  Likewise

                • AV Sep 25,2014 10:06 am || Up

                  i couldn’t narrow it down to just one.

                  and some of my favorites aren’t even available at the market. like the cheese board’s green cilantro-serrano-garlic, sophia cafe’s on solano (closed apparently, i’ll miss them dearly), or ao sen’s shrimpy pasty smoky pho dipper.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2014 11:10 am || Up

                  Obligatory plug here for the store Heat, in Berkeley, a fantastic purveyor of hot sauce. My current favorite is Marie Sharp’s, out of Belize. Legitimately hot but does not drown out the flavors in food.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • sslinger Sep 25,2014 7:42 pm || Up

                  My current fave from them is a Humboldt County habanero sauce. I don’t always like them with fruit like mango but this one is subtle enough that it’s really good.

                • MikeV Sep 24,2014 11:01 am || Up

                  The only time I like Tabasco is with oysters.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 11:03 am || Up

                  When i was a kid I had my first experience with Tabasco and oysters. Tried one and didnt like it. Got Tabasco on my finger and proceeded to rub my eye. Spent like an hour in the bathroom screaming “GET IT OUT!!!!!”

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 24,2014 11:34 am || Up

                  Spent like an hour in the bathroom screaming “GET IT OUT!!!!!”

                  A situation usually reserved for the constipated and the elderly

                • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 12:05 pm || Up

                  Who does #2 WORK FOR!

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Sep 24,2014 1:14 pm || Up

                  American Standard.

            • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 24,2014 12:24 pm || Up

              Try Trader Joe’s smoked paprika. It’s not hot, but it touches off all the zones of your tongue. It’s got “Ooh Mommy”, apparently.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • 5Aces Sep 24,2014 9:39 am || Up

          I found this mostly with Salsa. I have had several good ones from the family where it has that kick, but it is to get the flavor of the peppers, etc. Then I have also had others that are as hot or usually hotter, but have no flavor. I’m probably your polar opposite. Seeing as how my stomach ends up being pretty iron I will give them all a try to see if it can take me to flavortown.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 24,2014 9:52 am || Up

          I’m hot with a purpose. And that purpose is vengeance

  91. Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2014 10:43 am

    As I sit here this morning, I’m still annoyed at Fuld for getting picked off last night. Sitting right behind first base, I could see that LeBlanc was trying to lull him to sleep with a couple of really soft lollipop throws over before breaking out the good move. And it wasn’t even that good a move. That should never work against a supposedly heady ballplayer.

    • AV Sep 24,2014 10:52 am || Up

      pretty dumb move. they’re making eye contact when fuld jumps toward 2nd.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2014 10:53 am || Up

        To cap it off, Pujols gave Melvin a patronizing pat on the ass when he decided not to ask for a replay.

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