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Game 156 the comeback! 301

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301 thoughts on “Game 156 the comeback!

  1. dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:18 pm

    Gomes can’t play defense. That’s really all you need to know.

  2. andeux Sep 22,2014 7:18 pm

    I missed the first play too, but apparently Jonny Gomes still sucks.

    TINSTAAFK
    • dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:22 pm || Up

      Gomes badly tracked it, missed it. Had it bounce up the wall. When it came down, he bumbled it. Would have been a double, but went to third. Shallow fly to center that wouldn’t have gotten him to third even with Coco throwing, easy to score from third.

  3. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:18 pm

    so it was a gomes error that allowed the run to score. cool.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:20 pm

    I think the Donaldson homer was the hardest hit by an A at the Coliseum since Cespedes’s first Oakland homer.

    • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:22 pm || Up

      The bat flip is up there too.

    • nevermoor Sep 22,2014 9:53 pm || Up

      I was there for Cespedes’. That was some scary shit. Thought he was going to be special.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • doctorK Sep 22,2014 9:55 pm || Up

        That’s the biggest ball I’ve seen in person.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:20 pm || Up

        He may yet be.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:20 pm

    Redemption, Jonny?

  6. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 7:22 pm

    Gomes gets the immediate chance to make everyone forget the top of the 1st.

  7. dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:23 pm

    Not gonna complain about a walk though.

  8. doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:26 pm

    I can haz slam plz?

  9. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:27 pm

    its the mound Christopher John. Not you.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:27 pm

    WALK! [Cheers]

  11. doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:27 pm

    Lawyerball for the tie

  12. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:28 pm

    nice to postulate about a battery of wilson and pierzinski with manny machado at third, vince. yes. we would be booing

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  13. lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:28 pm

    And Wilson is not even the worst pitcher they’ll have to start in the playoffs…

  14. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:29 pm

    Fuck you jed

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:29 pm

    Jed is seriously fucking pissing me off. What kind of shit swing was that?

    • dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:31 pm || Up

      Ball four and double play ball just waiting to happen. Why swing at that unless you have two strikes?

      • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 8:12 pm || Up

        He needs to be hitting ninth.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  16. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:32 pm

    dare I say maximum lawyerball?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 7:32 pm

    Makes Lowrie AB that much worse.

  18. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:32 pm

    Delightful.

  19. doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:32 pm

    Get a brain warmed up, Morin.

  20. dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:33 pm

    Is it too soon to remove Gomes for a defensive replacement?

  21. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:35 pm

    new guy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:35 pm

    Hahahaha, eat shit Wilson.

  23. doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:35 pm

    Go FK yourself, CJ.

    • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      It’d be so fking sweet if we can do this to him in the ALDS…

      • dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:38 pm || Up

        You’re assuming he even pitches in the ALDS.

        • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:39 pm || Up

          They don’t have a choice.

          • dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:41 pm || Up

            Sure they do. They don’t have any GOOD choices. But then he isn’t exactly a good choice either.

  24. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:36 pm

    FK yeah, Soto!

    • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 8:38 pm || Up

      4th time is a charm (stupid tablet…)

      This time of year is for hot streaks.

      Soto is the every day Catcher.
      Ed is the every day GT creator.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:38 pm

    wait. no Callaspo? Gloy day. Glory day!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 7:41 pm

    I thought about starting the thread. But felt it needed a lawyers touch. I was right.

    Bear down beach chess. Have we ever given Shark a 3 run lead this early?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:45 pm || Up

      accrding to vince this is more runs than his last 4 starts combined.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 7:46 pm || Up

        More runs than the entirety of what the A’s scored in the last series against the slegnA.

    • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 7:45 pm || Up

      How bout 5?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:42 pm

    FREESE!!!!!!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:42 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:42 pm

    You could totally see that one coming too. Just the way he wasn’t looking at first to prep that throw.

  30. bear88 Sep 22,2014 7:42 pm

    Hmm.. This is going well.

  31. batgirl Sep 22,2014 7:43 pm

    Omg let’s do this every game!!!

  32. dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:44 pm

    I was kind of hoping Pujols would cramp up on the run to first and not make it.

  33. bear88 Sep 22,2014 7:49 pm

    I wasn’t paying attention, didn’t realize Shoemaker was hurt. He’s kind of a pivotal pitcher for the slegnA, I’d say.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:52 pm || Up

      he has the same thing doolittle had. he is not pitching during the regular year again.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 7:55 pm || Up

        Back for the postseason?

        • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:57 pm || Up

          no se. they don’t say

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • bear88 Sep 22,2014 8:01 pm || Up

          The team is hoping, per an LA Times report. Sounds like it might be a stretch.

  34. mother pucker Sep 22,2014 7:49 pm

    If they want to throw at Aybar at some point tonight, I am totally cool with it.

    • doctorK Sep 22,2014 7:51 pm || Up

      I want him to drop a bunt down, then have Soto drill him right between the scapulae.

      • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:58 pm || Up

        I am ok with him playing a little against the angels. he’s their rosales

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Sep 22,2014 7:55 pm || Up

      Pitch Callapso for that.

  35. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 7:50 pm

    SHUT DOWN INNING!!!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. AV Sep 22,2014 7:52 pm

    well this seems pleasant enough.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:01 pm

    I don’t know if there was a single strike in that called K against Gomes. Let’s not Niner this and let off the gas.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:03 pm || Up

      I don’t understand this comment. when do we step on the clutch?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        Maybe that’s why we stalled out for so long. Kept trying to step on the clutch. It’s all Vince’s fault!

      • AV Sep 22,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        gah!! RTTAV

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 8:08 pm || Up

        That’s somewhere between playing the game the right away and finding one’s confidence.

        • MikeV Sep 22,2014 8:50 pm || Up

          It’s right there next to the lunch pail they bring every day. It’s the first lunch pail to get there and the last one to leave.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Sep 22,2014 8:06 pm || Up

      unless stepping on the clutch, of course.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:14 pm || Up

      Then again, Trout’s K was awful too. Someone wants to go home early.

  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 8:03 pm

    I think you meant Game 156, the Big Payback.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  39. doctorK Sep 22,2014 8:05 pm

    Fuld catches that one. Cespedes drops it, then throws Beckham out at 3rd.

    • AV Sep 22,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      bridge
      water

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:09 pm || Up

        bridge
        troubledwater

        • AV Sep 22,2014 8:13 pm || Up

          lay
          .
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          .
          .
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          .
          .
          .
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          me

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:29 pm || Up

            I still don’t get this one…:(

            • doctorK Sep 22,2014 8:32 pm || Up

              (Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down)

            • AV Sep 22,2014 8:32 pm || Up

              well it’s not great. supposed to be the following line in the S&G song.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • andeux Sep 22,2014 8:40 pm || Up

                ᴟǝ

                (no, that doesn’t really look right either)

                TINSTAAFK
                • AV Sep 22,2014 9:03 pm || Up

                  .
                  .
                  .
                  ∃W

                                           fucked
                  yeah, still looks

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:04 pm || Up

                  what am i looking at?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Sep 22,2014 9:07 pm || Up

                  depends what you see.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:08 pm || Up

                  the sign by the welder says “if you want to see, do not look”

                  Did I blow your mind?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:12 pm || Up

                  Try to cross your eyes, but still look right at it.

                  Nah man, you have to look PAST the picture.

                  I spent a year picking up those damned 3-d dot pictures off the floor when kids who never would have bought them came and stared for hours.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Sep 22,2014 9:14 pm || Up

                  go look at my FB profile banner.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Sep 22,2014 9:15 pm || Up

                  or, here.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • sslinger Sep 22,2014 10:00 pm || Up

                  mmmm, waffles

                • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:23 pm || Up

                  a roommate in college had one. 9 months, never saw the statue of liberty.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:31 pm || Up

                  Same here. Probably framed 2-300 of them, never saw a thing. Probabky should have got stoned and tried.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  40. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:08 pm

    So why do we hate Calhoun specifically again?

    • doctorK Sep 22,2014 8:11 pm || Up

      He’s on the other team, which is enough for me.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:12 pm || Up

      too chesty

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:21 pm || Up

      He’s the RF. Wow, they must have a mic in RF or something because they are way louder than normal. The Stephen Vogt chant was coming in loud and very clear.

      That would be a very smart PR move (until they catch some of the words they yell on TV), so it can’t be intentional.

      • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 12:53 pm || Up

        There isn’t a mic that I can see, but I’ve had that impression too on some broadcasts.

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 12:55 pm || Up

          Last night’s Young Fosse photo blowup was excellent, by the way.

          • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 12:58 pm || Up

            I know the woman who had it last night! She found it at the estate sale of a local photographer, I think there were several other A’s players as well.

            • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 1:03 pm || Up

              Did she buy them all, or what? For those who missed it:

              • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 1:07 pm || Up

                Close-up:

            • AV Sep 23,2014 1:22 pm || Up

              was it a photographer? i thought it was just a huge fan family. it was the parents of this girl. but perhaps photographer would explain the several copies of some images they had.

              mrs AV runs estate sales for a living. middle of the day one day, i get a text with a pic of a sporting news cover, asking, is this the famous mustache? she was trying to price stuff and i get called on for help on records and sports…

              i reply, that’s the mustache gang. she goes, huh? a while later she texts again, ooooooooh, now i get it, with a pic of this book. and later i get another text, do you know who this is? it was bert campaneris. now i’m, WHAT ELSE IS THERE??

              there were a bunch of portraits and official memorabilia. that’s alright by me but i don’t usually covet what she can sell. i focus on the personal stuff that ends up in the trash. the two daughters had those diaries, a bunch of other hand written stuff, and they belonged to several fan clubs, so there were stuffed envelopes of mimeo’d letters, bunch of stuff from particular A’s players, the raiders and seals fan clubs… etc. but the big ticket items were definitely the portraits.

              your friend said she went on friday, saw all the stuff, and kept going back to wait out the price drop. glad she took some home with her.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV Sep 23,2014 1:40 pm || Up

                ok, mrs AV confirms it was a photographer. doesn’t think it was an official A’s field photographer, but he did studio portraits for A’s and warriors.

                additionally, she still has a couple HAND TINTED BERTS for sale (showing you B/W only, tinted ones are same shot). not rock bottom prices or nothing. she didn’t sell them that sunday because it’s the kind of thing that pays off to hang on to till the right buyer comes along. let me know if innarested and all that…

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Sep 23,2014 1:55 pm || Up

                  while we’re at it, if y’all have seen that billyball snapback trucker hat i wear, i have 3 extras, mint. (as opposed to my dirty faded thrashed one. that’s just how i roll.)

                  1 per household, no charge, just asking for the promise that you’ll actually wear it once or twice instead of stuffing it in the closet till it’s time to hold your estate sale.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 2:07 pm || Up

                  Well, we couldn’t wear it around you. that’d be weird

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Sep 23,2014 2:14 pm || Up

                  of course not. but any 3 of you could wear them together when i’m not around!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 2:25 pm || Up

                  Wow-Having a name from the BillyBall era I think makes it mandatory that I raise my hand. But I would insist on at least getting you a drink or something good food wise in exchange.

                  I plan on being back up in the Bay Area in early Oct. Perhaps we can make exchange arrangements then?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Sep 23,2014 2:28 pm || Up

                  sounds great. consider your head shaded by the finest of nylon meshes.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 1:55 pm || Up

                Mustache Gang is a fantastic book, required reading for anyone who wants to acquaint themselves with the Swingin A’s of the early 70’s.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Sep 23,2014 2:04 pm || Up

          They might be using a parabolic mic (like they do with football to pick up some of the ambiance).

          • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 2:21 pm || Up

            Yeah. I had to take one of those through airport security once. Not too fun, especially considering that a) it had a grip that looked like a handgun and b) I was taking it from LA to SF for a colleague, and I hadn’t actually opened the case up to look at the thing, so when they pulled me out of line to ask about it I said “Well, someone else gave it to me to deliver to someone else….” Fortunately it was in the pre-9/11 days so I lived to tell the tale.

            • dmoas Sep 23,2014 3:06 pm || Up

              Oh man. I can only imagine how that would have gone today.

              • Jennifer Sep 23,2014 4:26 pm || Up

                My cousin’s taser made it through security a few months ago.

    • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 11:32 am || Up

      He said “FK Oakland” when they clinched.

      • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 12:29 pm || Up

        Did he really? Wow, how did I miss that?

        • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 12:52 pm || Up

          I haven’t found a citation for it (and it’s hard to search, since if it had been reported it wouldn’t have been reported with those words). That’s what someone told me, they might have seen him mouth it on TV? Subsequently, I found references to Calhoun complaining to Anaheim security about the loud A’s fans in right field at the games there last month. Some were actually thrown out. That’s most likely why.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 23,2014 1:15 pm || Up

            I tried searching for “shithead team has shithead player” but nothing came up

          • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 1:18 pm || Up

            I saw something where it looked like he said for our fans to get the FK out of their stadium. But on the work computer so trying to avoid too much bad language.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  41. AV Sep 22,2014 8:11 pm

    what are the things that are facts? that we knew he had stuff? [counts on fingers] that’s… only one thing though. and it’s not really a fact. or, some of us knew, some may have suspected, and some had no idea at all…

    did anybody get that on tape? this may require a few months of forensic linguistics to get to the bottom of.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. doctorK Sep 22,2014 8:12 pm

    Shark eats Trout!

  43. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 8:12 pm

    Siddown, Trout!

  44. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:13 pm

    How nice would have been to get Trout instead of Green? We’d probably be going for a three-peat right now…

    • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 8:15 pm || Up

      Or Trout would’ve gotten injured, stalled out in the upper minors, and/or joined the priesthood.

      • vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:24 pm || Up

        I’m not sure we get Cespedes if we had Trout. And hence, he would have folded mentally.

        • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 8:40 pm || Up

          Traded for Lester.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 8:42 pm || Up

          Ok, I know it was just one inning. I know if may speak more of CJ and his instability than it does of us. I know we could go back tomorrow. Dont rain on my parade.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 8:44 pm || Up

            This was not a reply-whatevs…

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Sep 22,2014 8:16 pm || Up

      World Series, right?

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 8:41 pm || Up

      How would we get Callaspo then.

  45. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:36 pm

    can we score in at least 2 innings?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:38 pm

    ” 3-2. its a change up and punto knew it.”

    I don’t think he did vince

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. vignette17 Sep 22,2014 8:39 pm

    This is a loooooong game.

  48. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:39 pm

    Sam fuld having the most rbi on the month says more about the a’s than it does about sam fuld vince.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. doctorK Sep 22,2014 8:42 pm

    Uh, ma’am, you really shouldn’t go for a foul ball in a scrum while holding a baby.

  50. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 8:42 pm

  51. andeux Sep 22,2014 8:51 pm

    Fourth time the A’s have knocked a pitcher out in the first inning this year – Cosart, Richards, Young, Wilson.

    TINSTAAFK
  52. MikeV Sep 22,2014 8:53 pm

    So Donaldson walked to load the bases and Moss swung at 3 pitches out of the zone to K.

    Nice.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:54 pm || Up

      he needs to remember he is brandon moss

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 8:55 pm
    • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 8:58 pm || Up

      Whoa, hypnotizing.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:59 pm || Up

      wow

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 22,2014 9:01 pm || Up

      I’m not sure what’s best:
      a) He completely leaves his feet.
      b) He manages to get on top of it.
      c) It almost hits the catcher in the nuts.

      TINSTAAFK
      • doctorK Sep 22,2014 9:17 pm || Up

        d) All of the above.

      • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 6:37 am || Up

        d) his back foot lands where his front foot started.
        e) all of the above

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 22,2014 9:22 pm || Up

      was there a hit and run on or something?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nevermoor Sep 22,2014 9:58 pm || Up

        Has to be

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  54. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 8:58 pm

    No. Just no. do not let them score after that. double play

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 22,2014 8:59 pm || Up

      Request granted.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:00 pm || Up

      thank you

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:05 pm

    Ray dropping knowledge right now; if you pitch longer in the game it means other pitchers will pitch less.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:07 pm || Up

      can you dumb that down a little?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Sep 22,2014 9:59 pm || Up

        #ShootySignal

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Sep 23,2014 9:32 am || Up

      He was clearly not taking into account the fact that when you pitch longer in the game, the game then goes to many extra innings.

  56. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:06 pm

    come on. score a damned run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 9:08 pm || Up

      I’m ok with them scoring in only one inning per game. But it has be 6 runs all the time.

  57. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:14 pm

    I’m fairly certain that sharks do not eat trout.

    • AV Sep 22,2014 9:18 pm || Up

      youtube says otherwise.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:21 pm || Up

      Steelhead trout do the river-to-ocean thing like salmon, I’m sure sharks eat them sometimes.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 23,2014 9:47 am || Up

        Also, sea-run cutthroat trout.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  58. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:16 pm

    Kazmir and Gray may be getting worse, but Samardzija’s getting better.

    • AV Sep 22,2014 9:21 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:18 pm

    Man that Freese throw was bad.

  60. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:19 pm

    The idea of Punto diving into first in Little League makes me happy.

  61. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:28 pm

    NOT A CRITICISM:

    Vince said Sonny gray’s era is “better than 5” over the past x games.

    Is that the right was to say it? is it under 5? over 5?

    just made me go hmmmm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:30 pm || Up

      He always uses “better than” to mean “more than.” It bugs the shit out of me. I think he thinks it’s cute.

      • AV Sep 22,2014 9:37 pm || Up

        i don’t mind “better than” when more is better. this case makes no sense.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:38 pm || Up

          Right. He obviously heard someone use it when it was appropriate, and then he decided to use it for everything.

          • AV Sep 22,2014 9:44 pm || Up

            the reality is, i can barely listen to A’s broadcasts anymore. i get an inning in, two maybe, of TV or vince before i turn the sound down for the rest of the way. just moronic. and they’re driving KK’s level down, is the sad thing.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 11:36 am || Up

              LongTimeFan and skigurl both wear headsets to listen to the radio at the game, and when I sit next to them as I did this weekend, I hear a continual stream of muttered “Shut up, Vince”.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:23 pm || Up

        In this case batter than means less than, which means better than. The internal Vincean Logic is sound.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 9:31 pm || Up

      Cotroneo making it thought provoking.

      • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:37 pm || Up

        -insert BFN diatribe about how Vince is using language to descibe the nothingness of being. And screw Punto.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 9:38 pm || Up

          Oh man, I could go for one of those. They’re fun.

  62. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:29 pm

    Hey look! ball in dirt and no one advanced.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:33 pm

    sounds like josh made another good play

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. bear88 Sep 22,2014 9:33 pm

    Donaldson’s play just had Samardzija grinning on his way to the dugout.

  65. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:38 pm

    Scioscia just wants to make this game longer

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. lenscrafters Sep 22,2014 9:39 pm

    So technically the slegnA bullpen is shutting us down in two consecutive starts.

  67. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:44 pm

    oh good. Lowrie is up

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:46 pm

    Add on, mothersuckers.

  69. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:47 pm

    “Lowrie beats it out despite [medicine ball he carried] stretch by pujols”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:47 pm

    Have they announced attendance?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:48 pm || Up

      KK said about 25,000. need 50,000 to make 2 million.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:53 pm || Up

        So does LW buy enough tix to get us to 2 million?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 9:56 pm || Up

          Nah. Still, a couple towel/blanket giveaways would do the job.

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 9:58 pm || Up

            Little Mundy’s chorus is singing the anthem tomorrow night. That should be enough of a draw to put it over the top.

            • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:00 pm || Up

              really? Cool. I’ll be in fk seats. 124 I think

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 10:00 pm || Up

              Nice.

            • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:03 pm || Up

              do you have the front row tickets?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 10:05 pm || Up

                I wish! We’re in the family section. 108 I think.

                • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:06 pm || Up

                  I have noticed the ushers not sweating the parents that come down the 117 aisle to take pictures.

                  FYI

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2014 10:08 pm || Up

                  Good looking out.

                • Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2014 10:10 am || Up

                  I did this, along with half a dozen other dads. Worked great.

      • dmoas Sep 22,2014 9:56 pm || Up

        Great for a Monday night.

        • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:59 pm || Up

          I did some checking with the pick your seat tool.

          I expect about about 20K tomorrow. Need a sell out wednesday I think to make it.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Sep 22,2014 10:01 pm || Up

            Needs to be close to 30k tomorrow night. Wednesday is a day game.

          • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:04 pm || Up

            Final game and possibly the playoff clincher are positives.

            Wed afternoon is a big negative. Need to see some dynamic deals for $2 seats

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 11:39 am || Up

          It did not look like 25K actual people were there, though. Still, if they had the tickets and didn’t show up it still counts, as the Giants would be the first to assure us.

          • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 12:06 pm || Up

            Thats why I think in the end we will hit the #. We are too close for a Lew or someone to not pull out the checkbook and say “give me 1000 tixs in the $2 section” on Wednesday afternoon.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 12:57 pm || Up

              Not that it matters much, but worth noting whatever attendance total the A’s get this year will be on only 80 home dates, due to the doubleheader rain makeup date.

              Also, not sure Lew would feel inclined to spend money to make the team hit a notable 2 million attendance mark. Does not quite fit with other parts of his narrative.

              Also, there are no $2 tickets still available, cheapest is $18 Plaza OF.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 1:00 pm || Up

                BTW, apparently tickets are going very fast for tonight. Best not to leave to a last-minute walkup.

                • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 2:03 pm || Up

                  scrolling over the map in the select your seat, looks like about 2000 plaza outfield ($12), a couple hundred bleachers, and maybe 2000 other plaza. no mt davis.

                  I expect 30K now.

                  EDIT: sorry there are mt davis seats, not many though

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 2:22 pm || Up

                  I’m always sorry there are Mt Davis seats.

              • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 1:14 pm || Up

                I think it matters a bunch because we would clear the mark easy with that 81st date put in.

                And yeah I almost wanted to say something in the beginning about let’s leave the “bad A’s marketing Lew hates Oakland” and all other narratives out of it. You are of course spot on with the narrative, but I also can see that changing if he is actually looking at Oakland now, and also because I think there is some vanity in hitting that mark. And maybe a little “see, we can still hit a big # with the tarps on if you people show up” counternarrative.

                And they have recently been doing dynamic pricing last minute. That is how I think it would work. Like tomorrow morning at 8am “come out one last time for 1 last dollar!” motivates folks to come out and if they are close enough the remaining tixs get bought on the cheap to hit the target.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • dmoas Sep 23,2014 2:07 pm || Up

                I suspect they’ll hit the 30k mark tonight which makes another 21k tomorrow very doable to reach 2M.

  71. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 9:47 pm

    I believe in vogt (my god that was a bad call by vince)

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  72. AV Sep 22,2014 9:48 pm

    the bases loaded hit that turns it around!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  73. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 9:48 pm

    Good stuff, Stephen!

  74. bear88 Sep 22,2014 9:48 pm

    Hey, more runs!

  75. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 9:51 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  76. dmoas Sep 22,2014 9:57 pm

    Apparently someone called AAA over the weekend and they’re helping put some new wheels on the bus.

    • andeux Sep 22,2014 9:59 pm || Up

      Do they go round and round?

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      I called AAA today. cost me a trip to tonights game

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:01 pm

    so 2 infield hits?

    Donaldson was not getting trout

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  78. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:04 pm

    outs please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  79. doctorK Sep 22,2014 10:04 pm

    Well, good thing we added on in the 7th.

    • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:07 pm || Up

      I don’t think we get scibner if we didn’t add on

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  80. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:07 pm

    Im shocked Shark came out after last time. I would have expected him to chew BoMel a bit to stay in for the 8th.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  81. elcroata Sep 22,2014 10:13 pm

    Guys, I have a very good feeling about this postseason

    Because survival is insufficient
    • mother pucker Sep 22,2014 10:19 pm || Up

      For the A’s?

      • elcroata Sep 22,2014 10:24 pm || Up

        Heh, yeah. They’ll limp into it, win the WC game and then just feel so liberated by the new life feeling that they will obliterate everything on their way

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:25 pm || Up

          once moss remembers hrs. and dunn too

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:29 pm || Up

          1. If all these theories about the team being so mental are true, getting warm and getting in the playoffs will totally reset them to the juggarnaut.

          2. We have flipped the script totally from the last 2 years. Logically that means playoffs flip too.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:29 pm || Up

            I don’t know about any of that. But there are dozens of stories about big league teams suffering complete collapses. There aren’t any I know about teams just barely pulling out of the usually-fatal nose dive to go on to soar to the World Championship. That’d be a helluva story.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • 5Aces Sep 22,2014 11:45 pm || Up

              Is it Brad Pitt worthy? I say yes. (I’m already writing our the spec script…)

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • dmoas Sep 23,2014 9:32 am || Up

                Absolutely. That’s in the Hollywoodesque style.

                • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 9:38 am || Up

                  First act: hubris
                  Second act: obstacles
                  Third act: redemption

                • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 9:51 am || Up

                  Cespedes leaving the locker room to the Walking Away song from the Incredible Hulk.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 6:20 am || Up

              06 tigers came close.

              they came within soggy grounds of teh championship

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Soaker Sep 23,2014 8:40 am || Up

              This one would be like Ralph Branca striking out Bobby Thomson and Willie Mays, and then Brooklyn going on to knock off the Yankees in the World Series.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 9:25 am || Up

                Mike Torrez getting Bucky Dent to hit a fly ball to right field and the 78 Sox charging to the WS title.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 9:35 am || Up

                  The 1995 Angels beating Randy Johnson and…nope.

            • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:03 am || Up

              2000 Yankees?

              • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 9:27 am || Up

                They were very bad the last two weeks of the season, but that was only after they had virtually locked up the division. I don’t remember feeling like there was a chance the Red Sox would run them down.

                • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 11:08 am || Up

                  2006 Cards then?

                • Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 11:16 am || Up

                  That’s a good one. That was very late collapse, too, leaving them no time to “get hot” before the playoffs started.

                  I’m still kind of pissed they won that one. We would have killed them.

            • dmoas Sep 23,2014 9:34 am || Up

              Not just a helluva story. It would be positively historic.

            • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 11:49 am || Up

              In 1987 the media narrative in September was “The Twins aren’t going to make it to the postseason, but they’re plucky little underdogs and giving their fans a good run”. Then it was “The Twins fluked their way in, but they’ll fold up quickly”. Then it was “No team in the history of MLB has ever lost all three Series games on the road and then come back to win! Unpossible! Nevar happen!”. And then it was “Oh, well, they cheated by turning on the fans in the Metrodome, etc.”

              And then in 1991 it was exactly the same thing, up until Game 6 when it was “No team in the history of MLB has ever lost all three Series games on the road and then come back to win EXCEPT the Twins in 1987 and it beggars belief that the same thing could possibly happen again!”. And then it was “Oh, well, MLB forgot to specify that postseason games couldn’t be played in the Metrodome any more because they cheat, and also Kent Hrbek, da da da da da da.”

        • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 23,2014 2:42 pm || Up

          You’ve been looking into the same crystal ball I have, eh?

          Good.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  82. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:14 pm

    I would like moss to hit the ball harder

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  83. bear88 Sep 22,2014 10:15 pm

    If Melvin is planning to use Cook, the A’s need more runs as wildness insurance.

  84. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:20 pm

    wait. what the?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. doctorK Sep 22,2014 10:20 pm

    I would prefer Doo sit this one out, if at all possible.

    Also, nice camera work, CSNCA.

  86. bear88 Sep 22,2014 10:21 pm

    I am unhappy Melvin feels it necessary to get Doolittle up.

  87. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:21 pm

    . wants to hide under second right now.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  88. elcroata Sep 22,2014 10:22 pm

    I prefer the theory that Fuld just forget there was a runner on base, as opposed to being cocky and bad

    Because survival is insufficient
  89. bear88 Sep 22,2014 10:22 pm

    One more hit and the tying run comes to the plate.

  90. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:23 pm

    Why isnt Parrino in?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  91. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:24 pm

    never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  92. 5Aces Sep 22,2014 10:24 pm

    Nice win BITCHES!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  93. doctorK Sep 22,2014 10:24 pm

    OK, everybody relax.

  94. AV Sep 22,2014 10:25 pm

    it’s a celebration!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  95. East Bay Evans Sep 22,2014 10:25 pm

    Ballgame! That went well :)

  96. elcroata Sep 22,2014 10:26 pm

    It was all a part of a greater plan to get Street to stretch and warm-up, thus rendering him unavailable for the nexth month

    Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:30 pm || Up

      How many 40-man roster relievers do LAAA have up? Because they used like 12 of them tonight.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 6:21 am || Up

        13 according to KK.

        Which is funny because Scioscia is one of the most biggest whiner about roster expansion and the need to “designate” 25-28 for availability in any one game

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • elcroata Sep 23,2014 8:51 am || Up

          Which is actually the rule change I would like to see. Although agreeing with Scioscia on anything may be the new low point of my life.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 8:54 am || Up

            right?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Sep 23,2014 9:38 am || Up

            The only way I’d accept that is if instead of opening the 40 man roster on September 1st, they simply remove the 10 day wait period to bring guys up and down. That way the back end of the roster would be fungible but it wouldn’t be so loose that they just remove the previous night’s starter who would be unavailable anyway. And options would still count even if they’re not being optioned to a minor league team. I’d also consider a shorter DL length, like 5 or 7 days including the traditional retroactive stuff.

  97. bear88 Sep 22,2014 10:33 pm

    I like Samardzija. That is all.

  98. Future Ed Sep 22,2014 10:41 pm

    wow. Flannery just made a dumber move than Gallego.

    belt at second someone at first one out arias on deck, then blanco. League pitching in the 11th

    Crawford with a groundball single to center, Puig throws out belt by plenty.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • elcroata Sep 22,2014 11:12 pm || Up

      That game should go for 100 innings. Listening to Scully relaxes me while I work

      Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata Sep 22,2014 11:19 pm || Up

        Crawford does many thing exceptionally well, but there is one thing he cannot do, and that is throw like a big leaguer

        I wonder what Scully would say about Crisp.

        Also, although I am all for the Fuck the Giants movement, if you intentionally walk Brandon Crawford, he of the lifetime .668 OPS, to get to Andrew Susac, I hope you fucking lose.

        Because survival is insufficient
  99. elcroata Sep 22,2014 11:12 pm

    How perfect that the A’s scored 6 runs on Wilson in the first inning, by the power of … two singles.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2014 11:35 pm || Up

      I’m not one to harbor grudges. And clearly nothing matters at all right now except pure simple Wins. That said, damn, it sure felt good to see CJ fail in excruciating fashion tonight. Really good.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Sep 23,2014 12:18 am || Up

        So, so good – thank you for gifting me that.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  100. MikeV Sep 22,2014 11:20 pm

    I really want a copy of Football Manager, just so I can manage the Quakes and fix stuff.

    Namely, let Djalo walk because he’s made of glass, don’t sell Morrow and Beitashour for allocation money, and give Mix Diskeruud the MLS equivalent of a blank check to be the CAM.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  101. bear88 Sep 23,2014 12:15 am

    Possible A’s pitching opponents if they make the play-in game:

    Royals – Shields or Vargas
    Tigers – Scherzer or Verlander (Price isn’t looking like a realistic option unless Detroit can skip him on Sunday)
    Mariners – not really sure, doesn’t look like it can be Felix

    The possibility that the Royals and Tigers might need a playoff for the division on Monday might mess things up for those teams, although it probably wouldn’t affect the A’s much. They would probably get Shields or Scherzer.

    If the A’s need to play Monday, that would be a problem. They could use Lester, and should if it comes to that, but that creates problems that I hope will be avoided even if the A’s win on Monday.

    The Mariners without Felix, facing a left-handed Lester would be their best play-in opponents on Tuesday, although that possibility is looking increasingly unlikely as of this morning. Instead, they’re just going to have to tough it out against Scherzer or Shields. Detroit’s bullpen weaknesses would be protected because the Tigers could bring in Verlander and Price.

    But in the meantime, the A’s have to just keep winning.

    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 9:12 am || Up

      A tie for the AL Central/2nd wildcard would be perfect. No Scherzer/Shields. Play @OAK against the Royals #2? Yes please.

      • 5Aces Sep 23,2014 1:17 pm || Up

        I know it is stupid, but I think I would prefer Shields to Vargas.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  102. Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 9:46 am
    • AV Sep 23,2014 10:31 am || Up

      i thought he didn’t quite look like there was a plaster gargoyle perched on his shoulder anymore.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  103. MikeV Sep 23,2014 11:25 am

    Billy better pass on the message.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Sep 23,2014 11:43 am || Up

      Pfft. I’m a bigger fan than that kid. I’ve got to be at LEAST 3 time bigger. Wait, he’s a 11. Okay, maybe I’m only twice as big. #SizeMatters

  104. Future Ed Sep 23,2014 2:15 pm

    Kawasaki batting 5th.

    Watch the video in the comments.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Sep 23,2014 2:25 pm || Up

      MONKEYS NEVER CRAMP

    • vignette17 Sep 23,2014 6:45 pm || Up

      And they score 10 runs against Felix with him 5th. Baseball!

  105. Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2014 3:41 pm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 23,2014 4:09 pm || Up

      Heh heh. Doolittle seems like a genuinely funny guy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Sep 23,2014 4:14 pm || Up

        his g friend is a comedy writer or something

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  106. dmoas Sep 24,2014 2:29 pm

    Well at least we’re not being no hit.

    • Soaker Sep 24,2014 2:31 pm || Up

      Jerome Williams, Hector Santiago and Pepe Le Pew are definitely guys a team will tip its cap to.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Sep 24,2014 2:32 pm || Up

        Ack, my streak of not DoctorK’ing ends at 442 games.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

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