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Duke!

57 thoughts on “Yay

  1. doctorK Dec 24,2009 11:25 am
  2. andeux Dec 24,2009 11:28 am

    Awesome.

    TINSTAAFK
  3. grover Dec 24,2009 11:29 am

    Happiness.

  4. batgirl Dec 24,2009 11:39 am
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:02 pm || Up

      I LOVE upside down dog!!!!

      • the dogfather Dec 24,2009 6:03 pm || Up

        I has did a happy vid that got picked up by The Bark’s weblog. It’s here.

        It’s a personal prisencolinansineincuisol.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
        • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 7:21 pm || Up

          {gives exaggerated okay symbol and smiles bigly}

  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2009 11:50 am

    The perfect remedy for my S.A.D.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:04 pm || Up

      you could move here. I’ll do a straight trade. You’d have to learn how to make signs and talk about the Gators and the Bucs.

      350 days of fucking sunshine! And white sand beaches!

      You know, you didn’t have to be a rocket scientist to realize this was a poor fit–me and here.

      • mjdittmer Dec 25,2009 9:38 am || Up

        How long were you there for? What part of the Bay are you moving back to? Where will we visualize you posting from, if not from a sign shop out by the Everglades?

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2009 1:33 pm || Up

          Shooing the alligators away?

          Prolly North Bay. I’d like to be a city mouse, though…

          • monkeyball Dec 25,2009 5:54 pm || Up

            You been to college? We only takes yeggs what’s been to college.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2009 7:58 pm || Up

              I won’t give you the high hat, if that’s a concern.

  6. nevermoor Dec 24,2009 11:57 am

    We do all remember this guy has Harden-esque problems with actually pitching, right?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • mikeA Dec 24,2009 12:10 pm || Up

      He’s getting paid more or less according to his CHONE projection (14 starts, 4.09 ERA.)or his 2008-2009 average. Mediocre teams need upside much more than safe averageness. Starting pitching was a weakness. Excellent trade value if he’s healthy at the deadline. Will make the games much more fun to watch. Impossible not to like this move.

      • salb918 Dec 24,2009 12:16 pm || Up

        Yeah, especially the “more fun to watch” part. I’m a big Duke fan.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2009 12:21 pm || Up

          Ditto. After watching starts by guys named Reineke, Mortonson, and Edgar Gonzalez last year, getting a commodity of known quality for at least some of the season sounds pretty good.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • salb918 Dec 24,2009 12:24 pm || Up

            Even if Duke sucks, I’d rather watch him get shelled than Reineke. And I don’t want to see him in a Boston uni. Scutaro in Fenway and Swisher yukking it up in NY is already really tough on me.

      • nevermoor Dec 24,2009 12:52 pm || Up

        I’m not commenting on the money (or disliking the move). I’m just saying that it’s a lot of joy for a guy who has a lot of flaws, might not help us at all very much, and can’t play on the left side of the infield.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Dec 24,2009 1:52 pm || Up

          jeez, who crapped in your stocking?

          Can’t we just have something we like for once ;)

          • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:56 pm || Up

            Fuck yeah!

            NM, he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake!

            Behave or it’s coal for you!

          • nevermoor Dec 24,2009 4:19 pm || Up

            Fair enough. I’m just being crotchety.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • sslinger Dec 24,2009 12:13 pm || Up

      That was my first reaction, but hey, let’s pretend there’s a big red bow tied around him and he’s sitting in the driveway. I’ll take it.

    • grover Dec 24,2009 12:19 pm || Up

      Yep.

      But the move costs the A’s nothing long term, it shouldn’t prevent them from continuing to look at other mid-tier moves this offseason and if Duke can pitch in 2010 he fills a need in Oakland. If Duke can’t go then the A’s have the depth to go in another direction.

      The A’s (probably) needed to add a vet arm but they didn’t need someone who’d want a long term deal. Of the guys who’d be looking at accepting a 1 year deal Duke was the sentimental choice for me.

      So… happiness.

    • monkeyball Dec 24,2009 7:33 pm || Up

      For the contract Duke signed, I’d welcome Harden back.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 7:37 pm || Up

        I think I’d welcome him back for the contract he signed in Tejas.

      • mjdittmer Dec 25,2009 9:43 am || Up

        As you (NM) would say, “This.” Also, your point reminds me of how much I hated the Harden trade at the time. For much of the first months of 2008, Harden and Duke were the A’s two most watchable (and outstanding) players–they kept the team on the radar. I think Duke hit the DL around the same time that Harden got traded, a disasterous combo.

  7. salb918 Dec 24,2009 12:15 pm

    Merry Christmas, salb918!

  8. lenscrafters Dec 24,2009 12:17 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2009 12:23 pm || Up

      Hee hee. One wonders if Urban will ever realize that what he considers inside knowledge is often actually being an unwitting patsy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. andeux Dec 24,2009 12:44 pm

    Slusser:

    The base salary is $2 million, but Duchscherer could earn as much as $5.5 million with incentives, should he reach benchmarks of 30 starts and 200 innings.

    Even better.

    TINSTAAFK
    • grover Dec 24,2009 12:46 pm || Up

      Thanks for the link.

    • mikeA Dec 24,2009 12:48 pm || Up

      I’m surprised he couldn’t get more than that.

      • nevermoor Dec 24,2009 12:55 pm || Up

        Well… depression is a recurring problem right? I mean, I like Duke, feel for him, etc. but I can understand why teams with $$$ don’t want to commit to him as one of their 5 starters. And he is getting paid a lot for a #6.

        Of course, this is less a problem for us since we have ~10 guys who are plausible, and only 2-3 who are sure things, but that’s a rare situation.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • mk Dec 24,2009 2:59 pm || Up

          I’d guess it’s not the depression so much as the depression plus the various physical issues he’s had over the past few years.

          Whatever. Doesn’t matter. Glad to have him in the fold. It will be great if he can manage 20 starts or so.

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2009 12:50 pm

    NORAD tells me that Santa reaches Baghdad in two minutes, presumably to rain gifts on crusader and infidel alike. Since I only have a year or two left before my kids stop believing, I’m milking this shit for all it’s worth.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mikeA Dec 24,2009 12:55 pm || Up

      You don’t want to give them a schedule of when Santa is going do touch down in Oakland, though.

  11. Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:06 pm

    I’m very happy Duke’s coming back.

    At last year’s ** Day, I made a big b**ner that everyone signed as a “Get Well” card to Duke–I wonder if he got it.

    • the dogfather Dec 24,2009 5:59 pm || Up

      It’s undoubtedly why he re-signed.

      I think you need to stay there, making more signs — howsabout one that says: ADRIANNNNNN!!!

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  12. mikeA Dec 24,2009 1:10 pm

    If they add Beltre, pitching staff is healthy—–>this

    • andeux Dec 24,2009 1:11 pm || Up

      We’ll bring back Rickey and he’ll hit like Jason Kendall?

      TINSTAAFK
      • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:51 pm || Up

        shit, he’d outhit Kendall. He’s only, what, 52? OBP DEFINITELY higher. I bet Rickey could come in right now and get…what .380, OBP? What say you, numbers junkies?

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 1:52 pm || Up

          looking at his last few years, let’s say .350.

  13. mikeA Dec 24,2009 2:08 pm

    come back!

    • sslinger Dec 24,2009 2:58 pm || Up

      Maybe we need to bring back Adam Uumelmehuse to be his personal catcher.

  14. JediLeroy Dec 24,2009 2:17 pm

    Merry Christmas to me! Awesome. My love of this deal has nothing to do with value or projections. It’s all about rooting for Duke to pitch for the A’s again. I love the guy as a player and am excited to watch him pitch, provided he’s healthy.

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  15. Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 7:40 pm

    Okay, I’m gonna drift into sentimentality for a minute here, so beware.

    I love this blog. I love that you guys are so awesomely accepting of me. I love that we can disagree with each other on here and not get too awfully pissed off at one another. I do think we are kind of what was lost on **. In short, I love you guys.

    Merry Christmas, from a big fucking heathen.

    So there. Go fuck yourselves now.

  16. Leopold Bloom Dec 24,2009 11:18 pm

    Read this.

    Does it piss you off as much as it pissed me off?

    There are, in reality, about three things out of fifty that have truly changed my life. The rest I either curmudgeonly refuse to participate in or am damn certain they were around long before the end of the last decade. Simply because some douche in Washington or NYC steadfastly refused to join the 21st Century with us cool kids in CA…well, maybe I’m just a bitter prick.

    Well, I’m definitely a bitter prick, but…read the story and let me know.

  17. monkeyball Dec 25,2009 12:15 am
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Dec 25,2009 9:09 am || Up

      /me is perverted

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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