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Game 133: Starting off Sonny 488

The biggest series of the season…until the next series.

A’s: Coco, Gentry, Donaldson, Gomes, Norris (DH), Callaspo, Moss, Soto, Parrino

slegnA: Kalhoun, Trout, Pujols, Hamilton, Kendrick, Aybar, Freese (DH), Iannetta, Beckham

Gray vs Douchenozzle

488 thoughts on “Game 133: Starting off Sonny

  1. Thunderbutt Aug 28,2014 7:03 pm

    LET’S GO OAKLAND!

    There is always a score.
  2. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 7:07 pm

    Now’s the time.
    Let’s go Oakland.

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:08 pm

    I like the Sat-Sun rotation switch a lot, keep Samardzija on regular turn and give Kazmir two extra days rest.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Thunderbutt Aug 28,2014 7:09 pm

    Whaaaa? Empty seats in LAAA for big game?

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:12 pm || Up

      At least until the 3rd or 4th inning.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:14 pm || Up

      I recently learned about the meteorological phenomenom of the Haboob. More than one surely must be Haboobies.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 7:22 pm || Up

      Auspicious.

  5. doctorK Aug 28,2014 7:12 pm

    “IT WIL PAY OFF IN THE LONG RUN”

    Wil Wheaton is an A’s fan?

  6. Jennifer Aug 28,2014 7:14 pm

    No matter what happens, I’m still going to hate CJ Wilson.

    • harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 11:23 pm || Up

      This also applies if you refer to that whole damn team.

  7. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:20 pm

    Good Sonny first inning please…

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 7:51 pm || Up

      Shoulda asked for a good second too

  8. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:21 pm

    Vince had a nice “A’s have been unable to step on the clutch” moment in the open. he sort of stumbled over it like he had realized a while ago it made no sense, and couldn’t stop the words from leaving his mouth.

    I don’t think I’ve heard “step on the clutch” in a while.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 7:24 pm || Up

      They’ve been riding that fucking clutch all month.

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm || Up

        no no no no. stepping on it means you are doing better, you are thinking of “reality” when stepping on the clutch neutralizes the engine.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      couldn’t stop the words from leaving his mouth

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. Thunderbutt Aug 28,2014 7:25 pm

    But… but… I’m Mike Trout!

    There is always a score.
    • lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      But…but…I’m Albert Pujols!

      • Thunderbutt Aug 28,2014 7:30 pm || Up

        But… but… we’re the Angels!

        There is always a score.
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 7:59 pm || Up

          The Angels are like an entire team of guys with old-timey moustaches and monocles sputtering, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

    • colin Aug 28,2014 7:27 pm || Up

      His K% is 20th in all of baseball (qualified hitters). He still rules at hitting though.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:27 pm || Up

      vince thinks trout exoects to get that call because he is mike trout. I think trout expects to get that call because its a ball

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm

    Toss someone, Blue. Don’t take that shit off them.

    • vignette17 Aug 28,2014 7:28 pm || Up

      Preferably Trout. I don’t care if it’s Pujols arguing. it’s probably Trout’s fault.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 7:30 pm || Up

        Honestly, I wouldn’t mind not having to look at Scioscia for the rest of the night.

        • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:33 pm || Up

          what the hell is pujols doing?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • vignette17 Aug 28,2014 7:38 pm || Up

            Yeah, Trout shouldn’t let Pujols argue with the first base ump. Toss him already.

  11. dmoas Aug 28,2014 7:26 pm

    Sorry, but those are rule book strikes.

  12. batgirl Aug 28,2014 7:27 pm

    We’re like 20 minutes in and the Angels already have on their hissy pants.

  13. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:29 pm

    The brooks baseball chart should be interesting.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:30 pm

    CJ’s going right at the zone, hitters would do well to be ready to hit the first pitch if it’s the one.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      Unless you’re Callaspo and you suck, I meant.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 7:30 pm

    One pitch lazy pop fly. Good job Callaspo!

  16. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 7:40 pm

    Kendrick and Calhoun scare me more than Pujols and Hamilton.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:49 pm || Up

      i expect trout to beat us. It kills me when beckham, kendrick and calhoun do it

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. doctorK Aug 28,2014 7:41 pm

    Outs, please.

  18. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:42 pm

    Both ends of that were on Gomes (Hamilton singling then scoring on a poor throw)

  19. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 7:43 pm

    “It’s a good one, but just a little bit late.” Uh, no.

  20. James V. Aug 28,2014 7:43 pm

    Wasn’t really a good throw, Glen.

  21. doctorK Aug 28,2014 7:43 pm

    “Here comes the throw, it’s a good one but late!”

    I guess Glen thinks a throw 3 feet to the right of the plate is a good one.

    Also, this inning is starting to suck.

  22. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 7:46 pm

    Yay for fielding your position.

  23. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:51 pm

    Oh come the fk on.

  24. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 7:51 pm

    0-fucking-2.

  25. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 7:51 pm

    son of a bitch

  26. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:52 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 7:52 pm

    Two bloops, a groundball and one line drive. Fuck.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 7:55 pm || Up

      lucky

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 7:56 pm || Up

      Such a lucky placement on the Beckham bloop. Might’ve been caught if the second baseman was playing the regular position.

  28. dmoas Aug 28,2014 7:58 pm

    This is going to be one of those shitty games where we let a shitty pitcher beat us, isn’t it. Offense, time to fucking show up.

  29. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 8:00 pm

    The huge zone is not as funny anymore.

  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:06 pm

    Sam Fuld looks a fair bit like Joaquin Phoenix.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. Englishmajor Aug 28,2014 8:06 pm

    Is anyone else listening via At Bat and having issues?

  32. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 8:10 pm

    I miss Cespedes’ arm in LF in Anaheim. :(

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:12 pm || Up

      I won’t miss him tomorrow

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. doctorK Aug 28,2014 8:13 pm

    I’m uncertain about the wisdom of using a catcher with whom the pitchers are unfamiliar for a game of this magnitude.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:16 pm || Up

      he seems better at catching than Norris and Vogt, but I may be totally wrong.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:14 pm

    “He’s got the guts out there of a burglar.”–Vince Cowhatthefuckeo

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:23 pm || Up

      Hey, out there on a ballfield carrying a sack full of burglar guts, I for one will be intimidated.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:25 pm || Up

        What about Hamburglar guts? More or less terrifying?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:30 pm || Up

          There are no Hamburglar guts, McDonalds uses those to make McRibs.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • doctorK Aug 28,2014 8:49 pm || Up

            That actually explains a lot.

          • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 8:59 pm || Up

            Why does McDonald city have Dr? They have a mayor, a cop, a pilot, even a criminal element but no medical professionals.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:14 pm || Up

              And it’s probably a city that needs medical professionals more than any other.

  35. dmoas Aug 28,2014 8:16 pm

    Bad Sonny! Bad!!!

  36. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 8:16 pm

    Aybar annoys me a lot

  37. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:16 pm

    Well at least we’ll get to see a lot of the bullpen tonight.

  38. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:17 pm

    Phew!

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:22 pm || Up

      Now Sonny just needs to have like a negative-10-pitch inning.

  39. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 8:19 pm

    6 runz A’s mojo!

  40. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:21 pm

    Nice job, Donnie.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:23 pm || Up

      He’s throwin rocks tonight.

  41. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 8:24 pm

    FK so close

  42. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:24 pm

    Vince Cotroneo, some day I will get revenge for what you just did to me.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:25 pm || Up

      i am with glen. he was not bad

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      jonny played for the red sox, therefore he is awesome

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      Really though.

  43. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:24 pm

    Damn, I thought Gomes got all of that.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  44. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 8:26 pm

    Ugh, this is so gross. Gomes and Norris both crushed their pitches. And they’re outs.

  45. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:26 pm

    Runner at second, nobody out, and we have to depend on Alberto Fucking Callaspo.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:27 pm || Up

      Motherfucking bullshit cockbucket.

      • dmoas Aug 28,2014 9:00 pm || Up

        I’m really liking the word cockbucket.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:28 pm || Up

      depend?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 8:41 pm || Up

        You don’t need them with Callaspo. He doesn’t run

  46. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 8:28 pm

    Sure would’ve been nice to have Freiman hit there.

    Watching this offense makes me irritated. Time to do something else. Hopefully the A’s can shatter my expectations.

  47. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 8:28 pm

    I don’t think so.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      Attention fans of the Angels, you are fans of the Angels. #Angels

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:30 pm || Up

      what? People in orange county are stupid

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. oblique Aug 28,2014 8:29 pm

    This game’s a little frustrating.

  49. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 8:29 pm

    I actually think we have more hard hit balls than the Angels.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:31 pm || Up

      its true. The A’s have been very unlucky with everything lately. In addition to sucking, of course.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:32 pm

    “It would make baseball a better place.”–Vince Cotroneo, really bringing the philosophical mindfuck tonight. Baseball is not a place. OR IS IT

  51. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:33 pm

    “He bunts, offers, and misses.”–Vince “Time is a Mobius strip” Cotroneo. Not all of those things can possibly have happened, and they cannot have happened in that order.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      I love that I am not listening, if that is what you are asking

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:35 pm || Up

        Vince is either especially awful tonight, or he is transforming baseball commentary into a deeply intellectual pursuit.

        • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 9:02 pm || Up

          He believes he is the Coltrane of announcing.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 9:02 pm || Up

      It’s possible. He bunted it up. Then tried to offer at the ball again and missed. Why he’d do that is anybody’s guess.

      • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 9:05 pm || Up

        I believe that would be a one stroke penalty and you have to do a drop.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  52. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:33 pm

    Really nice, Andy.

  53. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:34 pm

    “That’s why they call him The Magician.”–Vince Cotroneo. Really, Vince? It sounds like it was a 6-4-3 double play. That seems like more of a reason to just call him “The Competent Middle Infielder.”

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:36 pm || Up

      It was a great snag of a bad late hop.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:39 pm || Up

        You can understand why I wouldn’t have known that, because Vince was too busy challenging my preconceptions about the nature of the universe to tell me.

        • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:40 pm || Up

          I am guessing vince was unclear on that

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:41 pm || Up

            I’m finally understanding why he says “the reality is” so much! It’s because he is talking about the nature of reality all the time!

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 8:44 pm || Up

              Vince resides in a reality where “stepping on the clutch” means what he thinks it means

              • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:45 pm || Up

                stepping on the clutch is consistent.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:47 pm || Up

                  Again, this is why Vince is so obsessed with consistency: He knows reality is never consistent, that there is no concrete truth, that we all exist merely as a conceit of our own imaginations.

              • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:46 pm || Up

                Vince resides in a reality where nothing means what anyone thinks it means, where time is amok, where reality collapses in on itself. He’s just reporting the horrifying facts of this Cthulhuesque universe.

                • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 9:12 pm || Up

  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:34 pm

    Wow, nice play Magician.

    Now pull an A’ rally out of your hat double ear-flapped helmet.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:37 pm || Up

      My favorite part was soto clapping while running down the line

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:34 pm

    wow, there were like 8 things Callaspo did wrong on that ground ball

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:37 pm || Up

      I didn’t even know there were eight things you COULD do wrong on a ground ball. I want to try and guess them.

      1) Didn’t charge it
      2) Ran into the outfield first, then came back to field the ground ball
      3) Clanked the ball off his glove instead of squeezing it
      4) Kicked the ball before picking it up again
      5) Dropped the ball while transferring it to his throwing hand
      6) Threw the ball underhanded
      7) Threw the ball offline
      8) Is ugly and his mother dresses him funny

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 8:41 pm || Up

        you forgot picked it up off ground with the glove after the drop

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:38 pm

    A QUADRANGULAR HOME RUN? WHAT IS REALITY IS THE FUTURE IMMUTABLE ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER VINCE COTRONEO

  57. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 8:39 pm

    *****Modular, all-purpose rant, redeemable at Round Table Pizza for unlimited, free crow pie all throughout the month of September*****
    ==================================================================
    (Name of deity at helm of your preferred religious belief system or substitute expletive in your language of choice)!!!! If these (epithet of choice, plural) don’t wake the (chosen expletive) up and start (hitting/fielding/locating pitches/favoriting my tweets) soon, this whole (epithet of choice)-ing (season/franchise/Billy Beane phenomenon/seventy-plus-year-on-average ongoing experience of tragedy and mysterious ecstasy called Life) will have been for nothing!!!! I swear to (epithet)-ing (deity or favorite dead celebrity), I’m never buying (season tickets/a $13 Tuesday night Value Deck ticket for even one game, even if it DOES come with nachos/one of those cool $10 A’s skull T-shirts on the BART Bridge, even if they DO have them in 2XL) ever again!!!! And especially (name of A’s player that most recently crapped the bed on whatever play happened in the last 11 minutes or whatever the irrational rage-focus statute of limitations is for you), I mean WTF?!?!? Did you see that (details of play from 11 minutes ago everybody saw and is still in the process of hooking up the hose to the tailpipe in the garage about) in (whatever inning or recent game the offending play happened in)????!? I mean, we pay that guy (obscenely small amount, probably in soda bottles redeemable at Lucky’s for all we know) to (reiteration of offending play details, with more choice epithets of your choosing and incorporating references to incomprehensible-yet-entertaining Vince Cotroneo description of offending play), in the heat of a pennant race????!!?? That’s it, I’m (not watching anymore/burning all my bobbleheads/crashing a blimp into the Coliseum during the World Series) until these (multiple epithets, plural, preceded by vitriolic, irrational adjectives and abusive adverbial assaults to your specification and taste) get their (body part of choice, plural) out of their (body part of choice, plural) and start to play fundamentally sound (one of George Carlin’s “7 Words”)-ing Athletics baseball again!!!!! I’m done!!!!! I mean, Billy Beane traded (your recently-departed A’s player of choice) for (whoever we got in return in that transaction), and all of a sudden we’re (obscene metaphorical adjective for humiliating failure)-ing like this????!? I’m so (adjective describing supreme and seemingly irresolvably negative state of mind) right now. Imagine what (Bill King/Charlie Finley/Connie Mack) would say if they had to watch this (metaphor for body waste emitted by farm animal of choice)!!!!! (These owners/Brad Pitt/The Illuminati) must think I pay (obscenely low ticket price, variable based on your seating of choice and literally a fraction of what people in other cities pay to watch far more terrible teams) to watch them get (tacky, questionably-tasteful euphemism for non-consensual sexual relations, past tense) by the (Angels/Tigers/Mariners/Orix Blue Wave/whichever team we just won a series from whilst scoring a total of 7 runs) like this!!!!!!! (ALL CAPS extended epithet)!!!!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:40 pm || Up

      • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:42 pm || Up

        FKing jerk-off, that wonderfully done rant draws a lot of water in this town!

    • doctorK Aug 28,2014 8:48 pm || Up

      That is (fill in expletive of your choice) epic, man.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:51 pm || Up

      That’s fantastic, I am totally using that the next time I get pissed of.

      It may confuse my (wife/boss/guy who screwed up my burrito order) though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      Dude. You just turned an epic rant into an epic Mad Lib.

    • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 9:08 pm || Up

      Someone please pick the best part for a tagline. Or include each sentence as it’s own..either way.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  58. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:39 pm

    Whoot, run!

  59. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 8:40 pm

    Nice play, John C.

  60. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 8:40 pm

    Catcher triple (assisted)! New guy knows how to fit in

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:43 pm || Up

      Vogt better not take his team lead for granted.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  61. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:44 pm

    COCO!

  62. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 8:45 pm

    Coco!

  63. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 8:45 pm

    Way to go boys! Two-thirds of the way back and counting.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  64. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 8:48 pm

    “He is throbbing.”–Vince Cotroneo, almost making a statement about the world in which the rest of us think we live

  65. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 8:58 pm

    Any guesses on how far Pujols gets into his contract before he’s incapable of playing baseball?

    His years:

    2015: $24M, 2016: $25M, 2017: $26M, 2018: $27M, 2019: $28M, 2020: $29M, 2021: $30M

    He’s 34 right now. He’s also a bit revitalized, but I wonder how long he’ll last.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 9:27 pm || Up

      I’ll take the under. 2018 looks a long way away for that body.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  66. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 8:59 pm

    JD!!!!!

  67. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:00 pm

    Boom Donaldson

  68. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 9:00 pm

    Donnie Ties It Up! :)

  69. James V. Aug 28,2014 9:01 pm

    Before you say anything, Donaldson was in a completely different count than he was when Coco got picked off.

  70. doctorK Aug 28,2014 9:01 pm

    That just took the air out of their beach balls.

  71. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:04 pm

    Ugh come on Norris. His slide in August is really killing the team.

  72. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 9:10 pm

    Got back from back to school night and wasn’t sure I wanted to turn the game on. But with Derek Carr done with his perfect impression of the best of Stabler/Plunkett/Gannon I decided I should. Very glad I did.

    And I hope Wilson is crying in the dugout right now rocking back and forth mumbling about #lawyerball.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:13 pm || Up

      There was literal rocking back and forth over a gatorade keg.

  73. doctorK Aug 28,2014 9:13 pm

    I’d like another reason to believe, please.

  74. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 9:14 pm

    Cmon’ Stephen

  75. James V. Aug 28,2014 9:15 pm

    I hope Callaspo can score from third on a base hit.

  76. James V. Aug 28,2014 9:18 pm

    How is this light flickering thing the Angels fans do allowed?

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:18 pm || Up

      Why are they doing that?

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:21 pm || Up

      Because they’re entitled brats who think they can get away with anything and often do

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 9:28 pm || Up

      Yeah that was horseshit, WTF?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  77. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:18 pm

    Gah

  78. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:18 pm

    Damn, a couple really hittable pitches there.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:19 pm || Up

      yeah, but not a terrible AB. 2 out nobody on, can’t be too mad

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  79. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:18 pm

    a part of me is thinking th e flashing of the cell phones is dirty pool

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  80. James V. Aug 28,2014 9:22 pm

    Yeah, this is not a good look.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      Sad.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      is that the Official Angels twitter account interfering with a game?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      They’re encouraging it from the inside?

      This is like Bill Veeck and his moveable fences or the Metrodome and their air conditioning.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:35 pm || Up

        Yeah, why not let fans run onto the field when the other team is trying to play defense or something?

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:50 pm || Up

        Next Angels promotion: first 20,000 fans get Angels-branded mirrors!

        • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 10:16 pm || Up

          Tenth caller to the postgame show gets a free tattoo of Mike Scoscia on his butt!

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  81. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:22 pm

    Do you get to do that hands over your head bullshit the Angels do when the shortstop moneyfucked* the ball you hit?

    *hat tip: Art Howe via Howard Bryant via Englishmajor

  82. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:24 pm

    Excellent. Let’s fking take the lead now.

  83. doctorK Aug 28,2014 9:24 pm

    Flash that, asshole Angel fans.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      Man, you move that comma one slot to the right…

  84. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 9:28 pm

    First 3 innings: 64 pitches
    Next 3 innings: 26 pitches
    Way to settle down, Sonny.

  85. James V. Aug 28,2014 9:29 pm

    From what I can see, they’ve been doing this light flashing thing for over a month now, some “alternative” to the wave. How that’s not outlawed as a distraction, I have no idea.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:30 pm || Up

      I am not sure how you can outlaw it.

      Can you kick everyone out? declare a forfeit?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 9:31 pm || Up

        Have ushers go down there and wave a finger and threaten to kick them out if they do it again. If they do it again, kick them out.

        I thought flash photography was verboten at the ballpark. This is the same kinda bullshit, right?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:32 pm || Up

        although witht the angels organization endorsing it, I see it as more intentionally interfering.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 9:35 pm || Up

          Yup.

          (loudspeaker announcement at Slegna Muidats)
          “Due to us not being able to sit people in lab coats in the batters’ eye anymore, we encourage Angels fans to flash their fucking smart phones during the top of innings to distract opposing hitters.”

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:53 pm || Up

            First fan to peg an opposing hitter with a peanut throws out the ceremonial first pitch next home game

      • James V. Aug 28,2014 9:32 pm || Up

        Distractions like that ought to fall under forfeiture rules.

        The wave is stupid too, but at least that doesn’t have lights blinking rapidly all over the ballpark.

        • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

          I doubt it really affects the game. It’s not like they’re shining a laser pointer in someone’s eye.

          It is stupid and embarrassing though.

          • James V. Aug 28,2014 9:36 pm || Up

            I don’t think it should have to be a laser pointer to be a distraction.

      • Soaker Aug 28,2014 9:33 pm || Up

        Make them play all day games.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • mother pucker Aug 28,2014 9:45 pm || Up

        Suspend play till it stops. Have security kick anyone out who continues to do so. I would imagine there is some clause about umpires being allowed to award the opposing team a base or something as a result, as well?

  86. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:30 pm

    “As you know, everyone in Southern California wants to do what the person next to them is doing.”–Vince “sick burn” Cotroneo
    “It’s bad enough coming to Southern California and having to deal with the rally monkey.”–Vince Cotroneo

    • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      Even worse is that Vince wasn’t smart enough to figure out how much of a distraction it would be for the hitter.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      “My guess is they’re gonna form a blue ribbon panel” to examine the Angels light-wave thing, says Vince Cotroneo, just CRUSHING it right now.
      “I wasn’t aware that you did a Commissioner of Baseball impression.”–Ken Korach
      “Well there could be pending litigation as well.”–Vince Cotroneo, really making me reconsider my feelings about him

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:55 pm || Up

        Props where they’re due for Vince

    • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      Strongly agree with the second sentiment.

  87. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:33 pm

    vince is having a great inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      (mlb.tv is on to my work around and wants me to do some stuff that I don’t want to do)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      This is one of the few cases in which it is truly, madly, deeply correct to say that someone is “in rare form.”

    • harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 9:37 pm || Up

      Was.
      But yes. That was pretty good.

    • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 9:38 pm || Up

      Total redemption.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 9:39 pm || Up

        Can we just have him do color commentary and never play by play? That shit was a revelation.

        • dmoas Aug 28,2014 9:44 pm || Up

          Just move him to TV in Glen’s place and it won’t matter if he tells you what’s going on.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      He’s pretty good at things that don’t involve 1) describing baseball games or 2) asking baseball players questions.

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:42 pm || Up

        agreed. I think he would be an improvement to Kuiper on TV.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 9:47 pm || Up

        The Vogt home run in Atlanta, I think, was very well called. But that was a rare instance in which he followed the flight of the ball rather than prematurely imposing narrative significance on the call.

  88. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:43 pm

    Damn, way to bounce back Sonny.

  89. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:43 pm

    incredible sonny.

    Couple of key double plays, but really great to get through 7

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  90. doctorK Aug 28,2014 9:43 pm

    Nice job, Sonny.

    6 (or more) run A’s mojo!

  91. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 9:45 pm

    This would be a good time to score.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  92. Future Ed Aug 28,2014 9:48 pm

    Norris? please stop sucking. we need you

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 9:49 pm || Up

      That futile swing at the slider running away was depressing,

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  93. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 9:50 pm

    “now the traditional beach-ball lose on the field…”

  94. doctorK Aug 28,2014 9:53 pm

    This would be a great time for Soto to turn into this year’s’ Cody Ross.

  95. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:54 pm

    Slightly concerned…Gregerson has not had good outings against the slegnA

    • lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 9:55 pm || Up

      Actually nvm…must be thinking of someone else.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      Smith hadn’t either and look how that turned out

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:00 pm || Up

        Well of course he hasn’t had good outings against the Angels recently. He plays for them. Duh.

    • bear88 Aug 28,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      I would have been tempted to leave Gray in to face Trout and Pujols, which is probably why I’m not a manager (though not the most important reason).

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:01 pm || Up

        As I understand it, that’s actually the first question on most managerial job applications. “Would you leave Gray in to face Trout and Pujols?”

  96. bear88 Aug 28,2014 9:55 pm

    Back to School Night over. Heard the Donaldson home run on the way home. Now I get to fret. Trout leading off.

  97. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:01 pm

    DONALDSON! You glorious son of a bitch.

  98. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 10:02 pm

    Infield Josh!

  99. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:04 pm

    Two pitches crushed…

  100. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:06 pm

    Gregerson made Kendrick look silly.

  101. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:06 pm

    Right on, Lukerson. Here’s hoping for some run(s)

  102. vignette17 Aug 28,2014 10:08 pm

    Have the A’s ever faced Huston before?

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:11 pm || Up

      We may need Chris Yung

    • James V. Aug 28,2014 10:13 pm || Up

      Fifth appearance tonight.

    • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      Don’t think so.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:15 pm || Up

      A handful of times, both with the Rockies and Padres. 4.1 IP, 1 ER, 6 Ks, 3 walks, 3 hits. All four appearances were save situations, and he got the save in all four. Most recent one before tonight was in 2012.

  103. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 10:09 pm

    Counterclockwise Mojo

  104. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:10 pm

    Can’t Sogard…swing harder or something?

  105. MikeV Aug 28,2014 10:11 pm

    Sogard 100% squared that ball up, pulled it, and put everything he had into it.

    Not even warning track.

    Useless.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  106. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 10:13 pm

    Missing Jaso here.

  107. MikeV Aug 28,2014 10:14 pm

    20-80 scale, his power is like 14 right?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  108. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:14 pm

    These are very exploratory feeling swings

  109. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:15 pm

    Easy inning for Street.

  110. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 10:16 pm
  111. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:19 pm

    Oh hell no

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:20 pm || Up

      Otero has the ball too! What in the blue fuck

  112. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:19 pm

    Bullshit!

  113. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:20 pm

    Wow that piece of shit. Terrible call.

  114. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:20 pm

    Oh no fucking way. He tagged him out. No mother fucking way

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  115. dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:20 pm

    Bull FUCKING Shit. How the fuck can you have interference WHEN YOU HAVE THE BALL.

  116. dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:22 pm

    He never fucking touched the guy without the ball. He was outside the baseline. And he fucking ran into the guy who had the ball. Protest this bull shit.

  117. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 10:23 pm

    Umpires decide the pennant race, didn’t you know?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  118. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:23 pm

    Damn right you protest that. There is no possible way that’s not an out

  119. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:23 pm

    He fucking tagged him out! What the fuck.

  120. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:23 pm

    That is unbelievably wrong. He ran into the tag, period. You can’t interfere if you’re making a tag. Insane.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  121. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:23 pm

    How in the blue bleeding FK can you interfere with a base runner when you have the damn ball in your glove?

  122. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:24 pm

    This is the most bullshit call I think I’ve ever seen

  123. MikeV Aug 28,2014 10:24 pm

    This game needs to be protested.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  124. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:24 pm

    You can’t tell me that last call spooked the A’s into that fail there.

  125. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:25 pm

    Can we just bean the ump two or three times?

  126. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 10:25 pm

    This game should be protested. Unconscionable.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  127. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 10:28 pm

    Clockwise mojo.

  128. mother pucker Aug 28,2014 10:29 pm

    Why the hell would you walk Beckham?

  129. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:29 pm

    So the A’s have protested. Any chance they prevail?

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm || Up

      No. Because we’re winning this motherFKer tonight.

    • East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:32 pm || Up
      • vignette17 Aug 28,2014 10:35 pm || Up

        1 in the history of the AL.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:48 pm || Up

        This can’t be considered a judgment call. Otero had the ball and Aybar ran into him. There’s no judgment call about which guy ran into who, who obstructed who, who shouldn’t have been where…just a simple call. If you run into a fielder who is holding the baseball and he does not drop the baseball, you are out.

  130. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:29 pm

    KenKo says game is under protest.

  131. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:29 pm

    They’ll find a way not to grant the protest I’m sure, but man this seems like a pretty clear cut case. There’s no way in hell that’s a judgment call.

    • lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:30 pm || Up

      We aren’t the Giants.

    • Soaker Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm || Up

      I think the umpires’ contention has to be that it was Moss who committed the obstruction by blocking the base line without being in possession of the ball.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:33 pm || Up

        That’s the only thing that makes any sense, and it’s the reason the A’s will lose the protest if Trout drives in this run.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:35 pm || Up

        They’re saying it was called on Otero though

      • dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:40 pm || Up

        Aside from him not being in the baseline, pushing the guy with the ball into the runner, and being out of the way by the time the runner got there, sure.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:40 pm || Up

        Wasn’t Moss “in the act of fielding the ball” though? Or does that only apply if he ends up fielding it?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:33 pm || Up

      Sadly, I think a judgment call is exactly what they’d say. That in the hp ump’s judgment there was interference prior to the ball being fielded. Doesn’t matter if that judgment was obviously, grossly wrong.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:49 pm || Up

        That is insane. That is the wrongest of wrongs, and you’re absolutely right that they will say that.

  132. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:30 pm

    Fosse is totally right, Aybar did do that on purpose.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  133. oblique Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm

    Comebacker, 1-2-3 DP. I’m calling it.

  134. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm

    That is some shit. Aybar turned left into Otero.

  135. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm

    Ump is terrible, but Aybar is just a piece of shit. He exemplifies Sciosciaball perfectly.

    • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:35 pm || Up

      This. I didnt like him before and I fucking hate him now.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:53 pm || Up

        I tried to find the right image of John Cusack from High Fidelity, couldn’t find it, so here’s this instead:

        • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:57 pm || Up

          There’s no WAY your daughter likes that…oh I’m sorry, is she in a coma?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  136. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:31 pm

    Fosse is correct in pointing out that Aybar veered right into the pitcher. Smart risk by Aybar, counting on the umpires wanting to decide this game.

  137. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:32 pm

    Huge

  138. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:33 pm

    At least the umps made the infield fly rule call correctly.

  139. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:34 pm

    And no matter what, this bullshit screws us. Even if we get out of this inning. Even if we score 17 in the 10th and win it. We have to bring in extra pitchers and use up the bullpen even more in game 1 because a fucking umpire cant realize a guy going out of his way to run into a tag may be trying to get a call.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  140. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:34 pm

    Get ’em Cook. Just get ’em.

  141. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:35 pm

    Cook. He’ll strike Trout out, or do something horrible.

  142. mother pucker Aug 28,2014 10:36 pm

    Really do not get why either BoMel did not have Abad face both Beckham and Calhoun, or have Cook go after Beckham and then bring in Abad to face Calhoun.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm || Up

      Wanted the force at any base/double play opportunity

  143. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:36 pm

    Where the fuck did that miss?

  144. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    Justice

  145. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    Thank goodness.

  146. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    Remember when Blevins got out of that jam in this place in 2012? That.

  147. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    FK you Scioscia. And all the guys in the blue suits.

  148. Kay Temple Kirk Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    They tried to steal it with the help of their devil umps.

    No. Go.

    Time to score a lot of runs.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  149. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    Trout made a bad mistake. That was the dumbest thing I’ve seen him do.

  150. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:37 pm

    Wow. That was quite an adventure.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  151. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:38 pm

    SIT YOUR FAT PLATE BLOCKING UGLY ASS DOWN SCIOSCIA!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  152. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:38 pm

    Protest denied as moot.

    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:42 pm || Up

      Nope. Even if they lose this game, the protest is still in place and would need to be ruled on.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:44 pm || Up

        They meaning the A’s, I assume? They’ll rule that it didn’t change the outcome of the game. Same thing.

        • dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:47 pm || Up

          That’s not how the protest system works. The only way it becomes moot is if the A’s win. It did affect the game in that they allowed a runner on, resulting in the next two guys bunting and the A’s using 3 pitchers in the inning.

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm || Up

            Even if it is held that the protested decision violated the rules, no replay of the game will be ordered unless in the opinion of the League President the violation adversely affected the protesting teamÂ’s chances of winning the game.

            I guarantee they will say it did not adversely affect our chances because we got out of the inning. That’s false, but that’s what they’ll say.

            • dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:53 pm || Up

              And it did. By allowing the runners on, we now have Pujols and Hamilton leading off and now didn’t have Abad to come in at this point in the game. Extra innings and we wasted 3 arms as a result of the bad call. That’s adversely affecting our chances.

            • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 10:57 pm || Up

              I don’t think they are allowed to rule that way. They can and almost certainly will fuck us, but they can’t do it like that.

  153. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:40 pm

    So now we just start running into people and taking our base, right?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  154. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:46 pm

    That was anemic.

  155. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:46 pm

    The A’s struggle enough against lousy pitching. The Angels’ bullpen, in its current state, seems beyond them.

  156. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:49 pm

    Throw some FKing strikes.

  157. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:50 pm

    Kuiper says a foul ball hit him in the head. I say that’s like a bird shitting on your jacket…good luck!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  158. MikeV Aug 28,2014 10:50 pm

    Fuck you Callaspo

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  159. oblique Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    Get Cook out of there.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:54 pm || Up

      Cook looks pretty good to me actually, there’s life on his pitches and he’s hitting his spots.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  160. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    Fucking shit Callaspo.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  161. doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    That’s a DP with a real 2Bman there.

    • MikeV Aug 28,2014 11:15 pm || Up

      or actually fucking playing DP depth instead of shifting over for a pull hitter

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  162. East Bay Evans Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    Good grief, Alberto.

  163. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    ughghghgh

  164. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:51 pm

    Crap. Here we go again. I don’t think they get out of this one.

  165. bear88 Aug 28,2014 10:52 pm

    Why is Pujols still in the game?

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 10:53 pm || Up

      Seriously.

    • doctorK Aug 28,2014 10:53 pm || Up

      They’re counting on a fly ball to CF so we can see Coco’s arm against Pujols’ legs.

  166. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 28,2014 10:54 pm

    Fuck the bullshit fucking piece of cheating crap Angels

  167. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 10:54 pm

    I’m so tired of Cook’s Jekyll and Hyde acts.

  168. MikeV Aug 28,2014 10:55 pm

    That was some of the worst camera work I’ve ever seen.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  169. dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:56 pm

    Gross incompetence.

  170. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 10:57 pm

    Absolute fucking horseshit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  171. dmoas Aug 28,2014 10:57 pm

    If the call in the 9th in made correctly, Pujols may not even fucking bat in the 10th.

  172. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 10:58 pm

    Callaspo has the worst range of any infielder ever to play baseball. Stephen Hawking could have turned that into a DP and still had time to contextualize it in the realm of Quantum String Theory.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:00 pm || Up

      Seriously it takes a lot to make me miss the defensive brilliance of Shredder, but Jesus.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  173. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 10:59 pm

    I’m just about off my fucking rocker, and I will regret this later but seriously dont give a fuck right now.

    If Aybar gets drilled in his first AB tomorrow I will not shed a tear.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • vignette17 Aug 28,2014 11:12 pm || Up

      Fuck that. I want the Angels to hit Callaspo.

      • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:28 pm || Up

        Again, would not shed a tear.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  174. bear88 Aug 28,2014 11:00 pm

    Losing this game, with a favorable starting pitching matchup, isn’t helpful at all. This is the trouble with the A’s as they are playing now. They can get good or even very good performances out of their starters. That guarantees nothing.

  175. harensheir15 Aug 28,2014 11:01 pm

    The perfect storm of stupidity, incompetence and bad luck.

    • AV Aug 29,2014 9:45 am || Up

      but you can call me AV.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • harensheir15 Sep 7,2014 11:13 am || Up

        Heh.
        Not buying. You dropped Slavoj Zizek in that other thread.

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2014 11:17 am || Up

          Six years from now he’ll drop Zizek again, in substantially the same comment.

          • harensheir15 Sep 7,2014 11:34 am || Up

            If the Zizek-droppings are his own, who gives?

          • harensheir15 Sep 7,2014 12:10 pm || Up

            Besides which, “there is no present or future. Only the past, happening again and again, now.”
            Especially where violent, religious fundamentalists are concerned.
            Hard to fault the commentator for a repeat broadcast.

          • AV Sep 7,2014 12:45 pm || Up

            he got in trouble for copy-pasting something else recently. in a way, it fits though. he’d argue something about the replication of text throughout the internet, mention the freeing authorlessness of that, and polemicize that it doesn’t make the theory wronger or righter just because it’s repeated, how many times, or where it came from originally, but it’s certainly an issue of our post-pre-post-post-modern internet to contend with that reality-creating echo.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  176. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 11:03 pm
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:11 pm || Up

      I don’t know which dumbass is suggesting there was no path, but running outside the baseline into the tag isn’t obstruction. Running in the baseline and running into Moss *would* have been, you can’t assume obstruction would have taken place. It actually has to take place.

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:13 pm || Up

        yes

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:35 pm || Up

        Yeah, because this bullshit isnt bad enough. Now you have to talk about you cant assume obstruction.

        If this call stands we need to be retroactively awarded the 2003 World Title.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 11:36 pm || Up

        I think it’s Gubizca, and I think he’s only saying it because he can’t bring himself to say, “Yep, that’s a shitty call and the Angels just got an insane gift.”

  177. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 11:03 pm

    Don’t worry, y’all.. Yoenis Cespedes is pitching tomorrow night :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  178. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 11:09 pm

    Callaspo is just so bad. Jesus Christ.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:14 pm || Up

      just activate jed. don’t worry about it. he can play

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:15 pm || Up

      Seriously. How can you not get to that fucking ball?

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:16 pm || Up

        hmm. was on at bat at the time. I am sensing something went wrong on the hamilton single

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 11:20 pm || Up

          I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say that any other big league secondbaseman makes that play, and most of the time they turn two.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:21 pm || Up

          Remember Craptastico running from first to home and being out by a mile? Apply that to moving to his side on a routine ground ball to his right.

  179. lenscrafters Aug 28,2014 11:12 pm

    Likely 2 more lefties coming up and best case scenario for Lowrie seems to be sometime next week. So brace yourselves for at least two more important games with Callaspo at second.

  180. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 11:12 pm

    Oh come on.

    • mikeA Aug 28,2014 11:15 pm || Up

      Is that really the rule? I always thought the runner had to avoid a fielder fielding the ball…

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:15 pm || Up

      so isn’t that interference by the runner?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:18 pm || Up

      Well if that’s the contention that’s flat out false. That’s not even judgment call false. That’s factually incorrect false.

    • MikeV Aug 28,2014 11:19 pm || Up

      if only there was some way to look at the play again or something.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 11:20 pm || Up

      just watched it in super slomo… no WAY there is contact before the ball is fielded, it would not be physically possible unless Dan Otero was somehow able to become Mr. Stretch from The Fantastic Four. But the protest will be dismissed because, well, Albert Pujols contract or something.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 28,2014 11:38 pm || Up

      THAT IS FUCKING NUTSHIT

  181. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 11:15 pm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2014 11:18 pm || Up

      After seeing video and realizing a frantic effort at revisionism was needed.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:19 pm || Up

      Hard for that to happen with zero contact between Moss and Aybar unless you contact Moss pushing Otero into Aybar.

      • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:22 pm || Up

        transferred intent [/lawyer joke]

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:20 pm || Up

      moss…never…touched him.

      And then why did the home plate umpire emphatically point to otero?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • vignette17 Aug 28,2014 11:20 pm || Up

      You can have obstruction without touching? Honest question.

      • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:25 pm || Up

        No. Not unless the umpires fuck up.

        • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:29 pm || Up

          I am pretty sure the answer is no.

          If the fielder is in the way, you run into him/her then continue on. otherwise you lose the division series. or something.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 28,2014 11:33 pm || Up

        Nothing in the definition of obstruction requires contact.

        OBSTRUCTION is the act of a fielder who, while not in possession of the ball and not in the act of fielding the ball, impedes the progress of any runner.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • MikeV Aug 28,2014 11:36 pm || Up

          Moss was in the act of fielding therefore it cannot be obstruction. Otero was too. Both fielders were going for the ball, so both were in tne act of fielding.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:43 pm || Up

            And the moment Otero fielded it, he back away BEHIND Otero putting the guy with the ball between himself and the runner which happens to be perfectly within the rules.

          • Soaker Aug 28,2014 11:44 pm || Up

            That principle is dealt with, in a way, in the baserunner interference rule (which is much more comprehensive than the obstruction rule).

            If two or more fielders attempt to field a batted ball, and the runner comes in contact with one or more of them, the umpire
            shall determine which fielder is entitled to the benefit of this rule, and shall not declare the runner out for coming in contact with a fielder other than the one the umpire determines to be entitled to field such a ball.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:48 pm || Up

              So they determined that Otero, who fielded the ball, wasn’t entitled to field it. Sweet. Dumb. But sweeet.

            • mikeA Aug 29,2014 12:09 am || Up

              So if anything, Aybar could have been called out for running into Otero if Otero had dropped the ball… I really think that clown just choked out there and completely fucked up the basic rules of baseball.

          • mikeA Aug 29,2014 12:08 am || Up

            This. They are entitled to be standing there to field the ball. I don’t see how that could be a correct call even if he hit Moss or if Otero had not caught the ball yet.

        • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:37 pm || Up

          Which still didn’t happen as he ran into the guy with the ball instead of anywhere near the guy who wasn’t blocking his path.

        • nevermoor Aug 28,2014 11:38 pm || Up

          MOSS WAS IN THE ACT OF FIELDING THE BALL

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  182. bear88 Aug 28,2014 11:20 pm

    And now they say Moss obstructed.

  183. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 11:23 pm

    They are gonna revise it after the fact now and say Moss was in the running lane so Aybar had to go on the grass. And Sirhan fired all the shots, and there were only 6.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:32 pm || Up

      Aybar ran back…and to the left.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  184. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2014 11:24 pm

    Yeah, he would say that.

    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:27 pm || Up

      Only in the sense that all calls are based on the judgement of what reality one judges themselves to be in. But here in the real world, facts are facts and them facts say you fucked up Gerry.

    • Future Ed Aug 28,2014 11:30 pm || Up

      why wasn’t this reviewed?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:38 pm || Up

        Im assuming you cant review it. But would rather bitch about it then try to find out for sure.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • MikeV Aug 28,2014 11:41 pm || Up

          “judgement call”

          ie fuck you guys we’re still doing what we want, protecting dumb fuck umpires who can’t do their job right, and not holding them accountable.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  185. MikeV Aug 28,2014 11:26 pm

    Best to move on, we’re getting fucked in this game. Complete bullshit, best way to get it back is to win the next 3.

    Fuck this stupid fucking Thousand Oaks Encino bullshit and all sort of other fucking shit i’d say that woudld be derogatory but probably offensive to people here. FUCK YOU ANGELS.

    more rum and then bed.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  186. nevermoor Aug 28,2014 11:34 pm

    Only positive about the thorough fisting we got from the Umps is that we also didn’t deserve to win. And good god Callaspo is 15 times worse than Punto.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  187. nowBodhi Aug 28,2014 11:35 pm


    Clearly Aybar’s head goes back and to the left, and Moss fired all six shots from the baseline with the revolver.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • dmoas Aug 28,2014 11:50 pm || Up

      And graphical evidence that Moss was never in the baseline until after Aybar collided with the glove.

      • lenscrafters Aug 29,2014 12:10 am || Up

        Yup. You can see everything more clearly in this gif

        So Moss was in the process of fielding the ball (not obstruction) and not impeding the runner because he wasn’t even in the baseline (definitely not obstruction).

        Unfortunately this video evidence is moot because as everyone else has noted, it’s a “judgment call”. So Moss and Otero could literally be frolicking in left field and the umpire could still rule whatever the hell he wants.

        • colin Aug 29,2014 5:43 am || Up

          The one silver lining to this is that Otero knocked Aybar on his ass.

        • dmoas Aug 29,2014 7:56 am || Up

          Seriously. The notion that he HAD to leave the baseline is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Moss didn’t even touch the dirt until AFTER the runner was tagged out. The baseline was totally clear.

  188. 5Aces Aug 28,2014 11:44 pm

    Am I too in the moment, or is this worse the Angel’s double call last year?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • doctorK Aug 29,2014 12:07 am || Up

      Last year’s was worse, because FK Angel Hernandez.

    • vignette17 Aug 29,2014 12:17 am || Up

      That one was fucking it up ON REPLAY. Which I think is worse than screwing the pooch when you only see it live.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 7:32 am || Up

        the replay system then was worse. The umpires had a shitty screen to look at and it was Angel Hernandez looking.

        I don’t see one as worse than the other.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 12:20 am || Up

      I’m not sure I can think of a call that is worse than this call. Maybe the 1985 World Series blown call. Maybe the Jim Joyce call that broke up Galaragga’s perfect game. But even those calls were actual legitimate judgment calls. You can fuck that up, you can see something from a bad angle. But this was a simple tag play. There’s no confusion. You can’t see anything other than what actually occurred: the runner made contact with a fielder who was in possession of the ball and the fielder held onto the ball. This is absurdly bad.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2014 10:47 am || Up

      This was worse. At least three of the four umps had great, complementary views of exactly what happened.

      The Angel call was certainly wrong, but I at least understood how he got it wrong because it took me several close looks at the replay on my HD monitor to be absolutely certain the ball hit behind the fence. It made sense that he wasn’t able to get there watching on a crappy monitor. This makes no sense.

  189. mikeA Aug 29,2014 12:29 am

    “They said he has to have a clear lane to the base”. That’s just not true when they’re trying to field the ball. The runner has to get out of the way, not the fielder. That’s why runners aren’t allowed to plow into a fielder waiting for a pop fly running in a straight line from second to third. Really surprised the other umps didn’t overturn it on the field.

    • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 1:04 am || Up

      there is no judgement in this call. It is all rule based. The A’s lose the protest because though.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 29,2014 7:57 am || Up

      And there WAS a clear lane. Moss wasn’t even on the fucking dirt.

  190. JediLeroy Aug 29,2014 7:32 am

    Worst call ever. I was there, and tried to explain to the idiots around me that you can’t have obstruction when you’re TAGGING THE RUNNER OUT.

    Angels fans have to be told when to cheer (and even then, they don’t). It’s eerily quiet–the only time they make any noise is when the stupid monkey shows up. A near-sellout here is quieter than 6K Oakland fans on a Wednesday day game.

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  191. JediLeroy Aug 29,2014 7:33 am

    Weird.. can’t edit my typos.

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  192. MikeV Aug 29,2014 8:42 am

    wait

    OTERO GOT CHARGED FOR AN ERROR ON THAT FUCKING PLAY? HOW IN THE WHAT THE FUCK?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Aug 29,2014 9:32 am || Up

      Since there was an obstruction call, there’s definitely an error, but per the umpire’s comments it should be charged to Moss.

      When an umpire awards the batter or any runner or runners one or more bases because of interference or obstruction, the official scorer shall charge the fielder who committed the interference or obstruction with one error, no matter how many bases the batter, or runner or runners, may advance.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV Aug 29,2014 9:36 am || Up

        So we have definitive proof that they changed the call after the game.

        Fuck this.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Aug 29,2014 9:48 am || Up

          The umps weren’t even consistent with their explanation. They basically changed their mind to fit their warped sense of what didn’t actually happen.

          • 5Aces Aug 29,2014 9:52 am || Up

            They were wrong when it happened, and honestly I think they are getting more wronger the longer they talk about it. But it doesnt matter. They will hide behind judgement and we will have to fight that much harder.

            And now that I have slept a little and seen the light of a new day..I still want Callapso and Aybar to get hit.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • dmoas Aug 29,2014 10:08 am || Up

              For me, that’s the worst part of it. Anyone who’s being honest about what happened there knows that not only should Aybar have been out, but it had a pretty significant affect on the game after that despite the run not scoring. And even despite that, MLB won’t have the stones step up and fix something that both needs fixing and could have significant play off implications.

              • 5Aces Aug 29,2014 10:18 am || Up

                I’m picturing the joy I will feel if we end up one game around anything (tied for 1st in division, 1 game behind, etc). So I guess there is only one thing to do.

                Win the whole fucking thing.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 10:32 am || Up

          I wouldn’t get too hung up on how the error was charged. The scorer just heard that it was interference on Otero, so he charged E-1 (umps do not assign errors). Since the umps subsequently said the interference was on Moss, I would assume the scorer will change the call to E-3. The scorer is simply reacting to what the umps say.

          Now, it is clear that the umps changed their call, which as I said last night seems to me like an “OMG the video makes us look like morons, better assign the interference to Moss” cover-up reaction.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Aug 29,2014 11:24 am || Up

            Yep. Especially the bullshit surrounding that last part.

      • 5Aces Aug 29,2014 9:49 am || Up

        Serious question-do the umps signal who the error is charged to? I know 9 times out of 10 it is obvious, but I don’t think I have ever noticed them signaling and yet I would think they have to; you cant just let the scorer pick can you?

        And yes, this to a degree seems to show a change in the call. But lets be honest, they change hits to errors after the fact all the time. They won’t let this be used as proof that their judgement was anything but infallible.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Aug 29,2014 11:14 am || Up

          Any comments from the umpire influencing the official scoring by way of clarifications would come after the game, as they did in this situation per Slusser’s tweets, and I do expect the boxscore will be corrected to assign the error to Moss before tonight’s game. I think on occasion someone in the dugout will call upstairs during the game to explain something to the scorer.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 29,2014 9:55 am || Up

        The umps should just reply with two middle fingers stuck straight up and save us all this bullshit half-hearted reasoning. It would communicate the same thing

        • 5Aces Aug 29,2014 10:05 am || Up

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          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • 5Aces Aug 29,2014 10:05 am || Up

          dont know why it put 2 of em

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Aug 29,2014 10:02 am || Up

      problem as i see it, baseball umps are not accustomed to flopping. bought it wholesale. put an experienced ref in this game and aybar draws a yellow.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  193. MikeV Aug 29,2014 10:03 am

    The funny thing about that bullshit interference/obstruction crap is that it takes away from THE ANGELS ENCOURAGING FANS TO SHINE LED LIGHTS TOWARD THE FIELD DURING PLAY

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 10:36 am || Up

      Apparently they also did it during a Trout at-bat, so whatever. Apparently they’re just stupid.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 1:56 pm || Up

        I agree its stupid, and likely not much you can do about it, like the flashbulbs for barry bonds or hideo nomo, but the Angels offical twitter encouraging it, that I think you can regulate

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  194. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2014 11:52 am

    WELP

    • nevermoor Aug 29,2014 11:58 am || Up

      I suspect the league is happy. It would have been denied but whatever BS reason it ginned up would have been controversial.

      This is much cleaner from a PR perspective.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Aug 29,2014 12:01 pm || Up

      They probably got some unofficial “it’s considered a judgement call, don’t bother” response.

      It would not surprise me if they quietly expand replay a little bit more to let them take a second look at this sort of play and correct the most egregious mistakes. Of course that doesn’t help the A’s right now.

      TINSTAAFK
      • James V. Aug 29,2014 12:04 pm || Up

        That’s basically what their statement amounted to.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 12:16 pm || Up

        IT’S NOT A JUDGMENT CALL GODDAMIT

        • James V. Aug 29,2014 12:34 pm || Up

          Except it pretty much is, and they blew it completely.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 2:39 pm || Up

            If it’s a judgment call, then so is literally every other call.

            • James V. Aug 29,2014 3:17 pm || Up

              Not true. Things like outs on the bases, fair/foul, home run or not – those can all be factually proven through use of replay. Yes, umpires use their own judgment to make their calls, but those types of places have clear results. That’s a main reason they’re eligible for replay review.

              Obstruction/interference is still up to the umpire(s) to determine based on whatever criteria they decide to use beyond what the rulebook states. Same thing with balls and strikes. You can’t review that either.

              This could lead to a change in the rules and/or review procedures to allow for a look at a play to determine whether obstruction/interference took place, but what happened last night is an extremely rare case. They still screwed it up anyway.

              • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 3:25 pm || Up

                To me, an argument can be made that the obstruction rule was misapplied in the sense that it was not applicable. It was a tag play, not an obstruction play.

                • James V. Aug 29,2014 3:29 pm || Up

                  I’d agree with that. I think it was completely misapplied. Melvin said he was told there was contact made before Otero caught the ball. That is false.

                  I also don’t buy that Moss was impeding Aybar’s progress to the point he had no other option but to veer to the left and crash into Otero. The runner’s box remained an open path. Aybar could claim he thought Moss was going to cross over that box while going by, but he didn’t.

                  Otero fielded the ball just as Moss made an attempt of his own, leading to the two of them bumping each other. Then Aybar flopped into Otero upon changing his direction. I see no way that’s not a basic tag play, especially since Aybar ran right into Otero’s glove in the process.

                • dmoas Aug 29,2014 3:57 pm || Up

                  If Aybar was convinced that Moss would impeded his progress than it would behoove him to keep going to make contact. The very fact that he veered into the play suggested there was something more on his mind there instead. There was inference, but the runner trying interfere with the play not the fielder. That’s where the obstruction rule got misapplied.

                • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 4:07 pm || Up

                  by rule, the runner has to avoid contact with the fielder, which is what he was doing, avoiding the fielder (moss).

                  Yet moss was called for obstruction

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                • dmoas Aug 30,2014 11:00 am || Up

                  Except the fielder in question was Otero. And even if he were avoiding Moss, going inside would not be avoiding him.

        • Soaker Aug 29,2014 1:10 pm || Up

          For a protest to be upheld, the protesting team has to point to a specific rule that was mis-applied, and honestly the obstruction rule is so vague that application of it is necessarily a matter of the umpire’s judgment. But if you’ve found something I haven’t, a rule that was applied incorrectly and not a matter of judgment, please cite the rule.

          I think andeux is right, there have been several situations of “Why isn’t this subject to review? Well, because it’s not on the list of plays that are subject to review” and that will be addressed in the offseason.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 1:30 pm || Up

            I’d be interested in hearing an official definition of what constitutes a “judgment call.”

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • MikeV Aug 29,2014 1:49 pm || Up

              that’s a judgement call.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 2:12 pm || Up

                See, we can’t even agree on how to spell it (both are correct).

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Aug 29,2014 2:11 pm || Up

              Unfortunately it’s a tautology.

              9.02(a) Any umpire’s decision which involves judgment, such as, but not limited to, whether a batted ball is fair or foul, whether a pitch is a strike or a ball, or whether a runner is safe or out, is final. No player, manager, coach or substitute shall object to any such judgment decisions.

              I felt that once replay was used on the Rosales home run, the call was no longer a judgment call. There was clear video evidence that the ball hit the railing above the yellow line, and the rule that was misapplied was 6.09(d), possibly supplemented by a Cleveland ground rule that says the railing isn’t part of the wall. I thought Melvin should have announced a formal protest on that one, but all he did was scream and get ejected.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 29,2014 2:41 pm || Up

            Which rule is the one that says “If you tag a dude, he’s out”? That’s the rule that was misapplied. And the obstruction rule was misapplied because there wasn’t obstruction. There was a guy running out of the baseline directly into a defensive player and getting tagged. There’s no judgment call on obstruction to make.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 1:02 pm || Up

        this is two non reviewable plays that were blown against the A’s this year. (albeit one play was blown before and after a review)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • vignette17 Aug 29,2014 1:12 pm || Up

          What was the other one?

          • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 1:19 pm || Up

            Blue jays series, the freiman tag play no call then force at the plate on the field, tag reversed on replay run awarded to toronto.

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          • Future Ed Aug 29,2014 1:20 pm || Up

            wait, but I am wrong, the other one was the foul tip in the boston game

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  195. MikeV Aug 29,2014 2:20 pm

    hahahaha

    I just got an automated email for some wool dryer things I bought for a dollar on amazon instead of dryer sheets. This is part of the FAQ:

    Answer 1: There is no need to take them out. However, when your balls are not in use, keep them in a well ventilated dry place and avoid storing them in plastic.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  196. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 5:32 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 5:38 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 5:45 pm || Up

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 5:54 pm || Up

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 6:10 pm || Up

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2014 6:48 pm || Up

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  197. Future Ed Aug 29,2014 6:05 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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