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125 thoughts on “Game 131: If Losing here is wrong I guess we’ll Hit Right

  1. Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 4:36 pm

    LET’S GO OAKLAND!

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 4:51 pm || Up

      Clap clap, clap clap clap.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Aug 26,2014 6:31 pm || Up

        Gurtie can get you meds for that.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. dmoas Aug 26,2014 4:49 pm

    Oh weird. I saw “Soto” and my first thought was “Who the fk is that?”

    • Kay Temple Kirk Aug 26,2014 5:03 pm || Up

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. doctorK Aug 26,2014 4:59 pm

    DON GEOVAAAAAAANY

    (It helps if you say this in an operatic baritone ala “Amadeus”)

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 5:05 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Aug 26,2014 5:13 pm || Up

      bass. that’s the commendatore singing to don giovanni.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Future Ed Aug 26,2014 5:15 pm

    yay good ab. need to get to the bullpen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. nevermoor Aug 26,2014 5:16 pm

    Coco: textbook leadoff AB

    May the gods of Baseball notice and smile down upon us.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 5:17 pm

    Yay fast guys.

  7. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 5:21 pm

    yAy’s

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  8. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 5:21 pm

    Jonny Gomes did a thing!

  9. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 5:30 pm

    Who’s pitching and what did they do with Hammel? No complaint mind.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  10. Soaker Aug 26,2014 5:31 pm

    I’m calling a Golden Sombrero for Carter tonight. Part 1 in the books.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 5:43 pm

    There goes the perfecto

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  12. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 5:45 pm

    “Houston…we have a shark attack.”

    Come on, CSN graphics guy.

    • doctorK Aug 26,2014 5:48 pm || Up

      At least they haven’t come up with “I spy Hammel toe” yet.

      • Soaker Aug 26,2014 5:50 pm || Up

        This Hammel hasn’t given them much reason to “Tell a friend!”

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 6:01 pm || Up

          The obvious answer here is Hammel Figurines.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 6:04 pm || Up

      They appear to be doing a movie theme. We’ve also had “You Complete Me” and “Groundball Day.”

  13. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 5:53 pm

    Here comes the Hammel we know and loathe

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  14. AV Aug 26,2014 5:58 pm

    gomes!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. Soaker Aug 26,2014 5:59 pm

    I was hoping for Part 2 of the Golden Sombrero but that will have to do.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 5:59 pm

    Jonny Gomes did another thing!

    • Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 6:05 pm || Up

      &tc.

      There is always a score.
      • AV Aug 26,2014 6:10 pm || Up

        i’ll go to the ATM machine and give you cash money if you tell me what the T is for.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 6:21 pm || Up

          It’s for getting from Copley to Government Center.

          There is always a score.
          • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 6:23 pm || Up

            I was going to say West Portal to Sunnydale

            • AV Aug 26,2014 6:42 pm || Up

              MUNI lines are a properly redundant answer.

              is there another N that doesn’t end up on judah / or another MUNI train that travels shortly on judah that isn’t the N?

              and if you’re using locations as part of the line name, why not use the actual terminus? oh hey, that might even save you from having to explain outbound/inbound every time too. N-la playa. N-caltrain. done deal.

              i swear, every time i hear something like inbound N-judah, i feel like doing something completely insane… like waiting in line for a BART train i’m not going to board.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 6:47 pm || Up

                A lot of them end up at the same place, so if you called them by their terminus it wouldn’t be very informative: i.e J-Balboa Park, K-Balboa Park, M-Balboa Park. It does say L-SF Zoo on the front of the outbound L though.

                There’s also the weirdness of the K turning into the L at WP, and vice versa at Embarcadero. I guess that will change once the Rose Pak line is open.

                • AV Aug 26,2014 7:01 pm || Up

                  i don’t see several trains ending at the same place as much of a naming problem when the place name is the direction of that train (as opposed to the name of the line). the D, F, N, and Q all end at coney island…

                  but OK, i do understand several MUNI trains travel very similar paths until they fan out in the sunset, and the distinction is about what ave they use out there… no problem, then just call it judah (name of the line) outbound (direction it’s traveling at the moment). why add the N?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:04 pm || Up

                  Good question. The buses are like that too, just with numbers instead of letters.

                • AV Aug 26,2014 7:12 pm || Up

                  a line and the direction are all you need (barring some loop or bifurcation-defurcation in the middle of the line).

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Soaker Aug 26,2014 6:24 pm || Up

            And its fate is still unlearned.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • AV Aug 26,2014 6:43 pm || Up

            good point. i’ll give you that money as ASAP as possible.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • colin Aug 26,2014 6:58 pm || Up

          Without the ‘T’, he would just be hunderbutt.

  17. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 6:00 pm

    Jonny Gomes was not going to let Hammel give up a massive hit to Chris Carter. No matter how hard Hammel tried.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 26,2014 8:04 pm || Up

      Not even Jonny Gomes could stop what was coming, unfortunately.

  18. dmoas Aug 26,2014 6:07 pm

    Seriously Kuiper? You actually thought that was a triple? Dumbass.

  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 6:08 pm

    Freiman’s been swinging a good bat lately, I kinda don’t want to see him get sent out.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 26,2014 6:16 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t rule out a Hammel DFA just yet.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Aug 26,2014 6:58 pm || Up

        If they DFA him can they add him back to the roster on 9/1?

  20. East Bay Evans Aug 26,2014 6:15 pm

    Howdy All.

    How’s this one going?

  21. AV Aug 26,2014 6:17 pm

    did KK go is it fowler fair?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. MikeV Aug 26,2014 6:17 pm

    NOBODY EXPECTS TEH 0-0 BATTING PRACTICE FUCKING FASTBALL

    this guy sucks.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  23. MikeV Aug 26,2014 6:29 pm

    A’s fan sighting after the commercial, sitting in the front row. Chick next to him had large personality*

    *boobs

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  24. Jennifer Aug 26,2014 6:32 pm

    Holy Steve Sparks!

  25. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 6:32 pm

    Hmmm … to get the game on the TV I have to run it through the computer, which condemns me to FK on the phone. Not quite the perfect setup yet.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Aug 26,2014 6:35 pm || Up

      Don’t you have some old laptops lying around? I have an old XP netbook which I specifically use as a radio receiver downstairs.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Aug 26,2014 6:37 pm || Up

        Nope – I could commandeer the iPad I guess, though it would be hard to hear the game over the wailing and gnashing if teeth.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • vignette17 Aug 26,2014 6:59 pm || Up

      Can your computer power two monitors? If so, you could simply throw the game on a second “monitor.”

      • ptbnl Aug 26,2014 7:11 pm || Up

        It can, and that works in the office when I’m sat at a desk, but I don’t have a cable long enough to have it in my lap in the big chair while connected to the tv.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Aug 26,2014 7:13 pm || Up

        The ideal would be if the roku box could use the proxy.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:14 pm || Up

          You could rig up your router to use the proxy, then the Roku would work. That’s too much work though.

  26. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 6:35 pm

    Gomes did a nothing

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  27. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 6:40 pm

    • East Bay Evans Aug 26,2014 6:43 pm || Up

      Trevordactyl!

      Dude’s been doing bullpen stuff, it seems.

  28. East Bay Evans Aug 26,2014 7:13 pm

    Hey, a Fries stretch worked!

  29. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:13 pm

    WOW THROW STRETCH

  30. James V. Aug 26,2014 7:14 pm

    That’s why Samardzija offered to massage Donaldson’s knees or whatever so he can play whenever he pitches.

  31. East Bay Evans Aug 26,2014 7:15 pm

    “I think when your shortest player has the highest OPS it’s probably not a good thing”

    Baseball analysis doesn’t get more real.

    • East Bay Evans Aug 26,2014 7:17 pm || Up

      For those listening to radio, that was Vince, yeah?

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:20 pm || Up

        Seems too pithy to be Vince. He would have used twice as many words, most of which would be forms of “success” and “confidence.”

        • Soaker Aug 26,2014 7:21 pm || Up

          The reality is, Vince did say that.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 7:21 pm || Up

        Yes. Maybe Joe Morgan will kick his ass.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:17 pm || Up

      We had Gallego just to not run into this problem with Rickey.

  32. Jennifer Aug 26,2014 7:18 pm

    I don’t like New Catcher’s gear. Too TMNT.

    • AV Aug 26,2014 7:19 pm || Up

      you don’t really hear enough about the tasmanian mens’ national team…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 26,2014 9:31 pm || Up

      I was going to point that out yesterday. The Rawlings stuff is awful.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 7:18 pm

    I think we can probably rule out the Hammel DFA for Pomeranian tomorrow. Also I bet Soto becomes Hammel’s personal catcher.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 26,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      Which is irritating, because he didn’t pitch that well. Lot of loud outs. A better team would have given him a thorough Hammeling.

  34. Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 7:22 pm

    The boys are playing defense like they want Hammel to succeed.

    There is always a score.
  35. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:28 pm

    Again with the fuggin’ whistling? Houston, you are annoying.

  36. Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 7:28 pm

    The fans are getting obnoxious about the whole echo phenomena.

    There is always a score.
  37. dmoas Aug 26,2014 7:28 pm

    The real question is why aren’t the enforcing the rule book.

  38. James V. Aug 26,2014 7:30 pm

    If you’d told me the A’s would have 2 runs and be in the lead when Hammel exited, I’d have gladly taken it. I gladly take it.

    • Soaker Aug 26,2014 7:31 pm || Up

      I’d have thought he hurt himself throwing to the first batter.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:30 pm

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuh I just remembered Doo is on the DL.

  40. andeux Aug 26,2014 7:34 pm

    DP please.

    TINSTAAFK
  41. lenscrafters Aug 26,2014 7:35 pm

    not good

  42. Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 7:35 pm

    Carter has GOT to be more likely to GIDP. right? Right?

    There is always a score.
  43. Soaker Aug 26,2014 7:36 pm

    So much for that Golden Sombrero idea.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  44. James V. Aug 26,2014 7:36 pm

    I think that one went a little more than 354.

  45. Soaker Aug 26,2014 7:48 pm

    Clunk.

    The A’s need 4 out of 5 on the rest of this road trip to maintain their streak of winning months, which would work out pretty well if it came to pass.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 7:49 pm

    Damnit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  47. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 7:58 pm

    We’ve now wasted Hammel’s best start and Parrino’s homer. Next I imagine we’ll lose one where Coco guns someone out at the plate.

  48. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 8:04 pm

    Still not even mad at Carter.

    • Thunderbutt Aug 26,2014 8:15 pm || Up

      I, myself, may never forgive him for that.

      There is always a score.
  49. AV Aug 26,2014 8:08 pm

    hey, didn’t i leave a W around here somewhere? guys? someone broke it in half. left an L.

    southbound.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 26,2014 8:14 pm

    LAA winning 2-0. Uuuuuuuugh

  51. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2014 8:35 pm

    Tonight’s loss does not make me like the cut of our team jib any less than yesterday. The jib cut still looks great, says I.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  52. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 26,2014 9:12 pm

    Didja know: Fuck the Angels.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2014 9:13 pm || Up

      Fun fact: They’re assholes.

      • Thunderbutt Aug 27,2014 4:56 pm || Up

        The more you know!

        There is always a score.
        • AV Aug 27,2014 5:02 pm || Up

          …i know too many already!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  53. ptbnl Aug 26,2014 9:16 pm

    Bumgarner’s 7 perfect (9K, 72 pitch) needs jinxing.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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