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One-Two-One: Minimum Infielder, Moderate Catcher, Maximum Shark 137

A’s looking to salvage a four game road split against a tough KC Royals squad. The A’s medical staff has prescribed the Ronnie Lott treatment for Jed Lowrie’s finger, which will then be diced up and used to chum the waters…this is Shark Week after all

Crisp (DH), Jaso (2), Donaldson (5), Moss (7), Vogt (3), Reddick (9), Callaspo (4), Fuld (8), Sogard (6). Samardzija (1).

MLB.tv free game of the day, btw.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

137 thoughts on “One-Two-One: Minimum Infielder, Moderate Catcher, Maximum Shark

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 11:08 am

    MLB.tv free game useless for locals trying to watch from work, I now realize.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Aug 14,2014 11:45 am || Up

      Not with the appropriate steps …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 11:15 am

    Mr. Shields appears to be having some control issues.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 11:16 am || Up

      And Donaldson promptly helps him out by swinging at three pitches out of the zone.

  3. mikeA Aug 14,2014 11:24 am

    Oh good more changeups.

  4. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 11:29 am

    Vogt’s helmet has reached Orlando Cabrera levels of yuckiness.

  5. mikeA Aug 14,2014 11:30 am

    Can’t handle Vince today.

  6. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 11:37 am

    Butler and Willingham both just missed hanging sliders.

  7. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 11:45 am

    Shit’s getting real.

  8. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 11:47 am

    Hopefully Shark is ready to pitch a shutout.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 11:49 am || Up

      And then hand it to the bullpen for another six or so.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 12:00 pm || Up

      Nope. We’re going to have to score after all.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. MikeV Aug 14,2014 11:53 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  10. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 11:54 am

    That was fucking pathetic.

  11. AV Aug 14,2014 11:54 am

    lawn dart from lawn level.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 11:55 am

    Is Andy Parrino here yet.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 12:02 pm || Up

      No way he could get to KC after Sacto game last night, probably already en route to ATL.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 12:04 pm || Up

      Callaspo is below Punto for me now. There is literally nothing he does well or even ok-ish anymore.

    • Englishmajor Aug 14,2014 1:22 pm || Up

      I know Roxy said Callaspo tried to make the throw “with his rear hand” but I chose to hear it as “with his rear end”.

  13. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:00 pm

    SIddown, Seaweed.

  14. 5Aces Aug 14,2014 12:07 pm

    Now Shark gets to worry the rest of the game.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 12:13 pm || Up

      Gosh, he looks terrible for his age. These few weeks with the A’s have really taken a toll on Samardzija.

      • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 12:21 pm || Up

        And I never realized how Armenian he would look once he cut off all the hair.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. mikeA Aug 14,2014 12:13 pm

    Some sort of double play with the out at home is very possible with Callaspo running, even with no force…

  16. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 12:15 pm

    Best possible outcome there.

  17. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:15 pm

    OK, Callaspo’s back to even.

    • AV Aug 14,2014 12:57 pm || Up

      – . . . . . . | . . . . +

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Aug 14,2014 1:59 pm || Up

        [smacks monitor to see if needle stuck]

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 12:26 pm

    Just a fucking awful full count pitch.

  19. 5Aces Aug 14,2014 12:35 pm

    And that 8 pitch inning was brought to you by Future Ed, when you think of Ed’s think Future Ed for all your future needs.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2014 12:45 pm || Up

      asses

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:16 pm || Up

      Because when you’re out of Future Ed…you’re out of Ed.

  20. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:48 pm

    Steve Physioc has developed a nice midwestern old guy drawl.

    • Future Ed Aug 14,2014 12:49 pm || Up

      teenage girls respond to it

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:17 pm || Up

      He has not, however, developed any skills as a broadcaster.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:25 pm || Up

          Hilarious true fact: Although there is no indication that Denny Matthews is supposed to be part of the TV broadcast, he apparently needed to step in to explain the obstruction/interference call on that bunt. Just out of nowhere, suddenly it’s Denny Matthews literally interrupting to explain the situation. Not because Physioc or Hudler or whoever is on the TV right now was confused, but because his ability to explain it was sub-Cotronean.

  21. Future Ed Aug 14,2014 12:52 pm

    right ray, now the home run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 12:52 pm

    SOL!!!!

  23. AV Aug 14,2014 12:52 pm

    and he drops it!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  24. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:53 pm

    Triple

  25. 5Aces Aug 14,2014 12:56 pm

    The game is now on MLB network for those around a TV.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  26. PDXAthleticsfan Aug 14,2014 12:56 pm

    Reddick, Callaspo in tight race to see who can get to 40 RBIs first.

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:19 pm || Up

      It’s a tense race, especially after Reddick’s dramatic preseason announcement that he would rack up 40 RBIs and 40 games played, becoming the latest member of the 40-40 club.

  27. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:57 pm

    Callaspo is motivated now that he heard someone thinks he’s worse than Punto.

      • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:01 pm || Up

        Ben is not commenting right now becuase he is writing a 10,000 word post explaining how wrong this is.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:19 pm || Up

          I don’t need 10,000 words. Everyone knows it’s impossible to be worse than Nick Punto.

  28. 5Aces Aug 14,2014 12:58 pm

    The new pitchers seem to be more partial to the white and Gray unis. I think I have seen the Oakland tops more in the past month than in the last season and a half.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 12:59 pm || Up

      Losing Parker helped.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 1:22 pm || Up

        Also Milone, he was a green jersey guy. I’m a big fan of the road grays since that’s the only jersey that actually says Oakland on it.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:24 pm || Up

          I like the name andI also think they look sharp. And I like a more balanced look between the 4 jerseys.

          The foil hat part of me thinks Lew has taken the embargo off now that he is looking to maybe build in Oakland again.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:03 pm

    Good call.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 1:04 pm || Up

      Batter interference on a bunt; I can only imagine Fosse is in ex-catcher announcer heaven.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Aug 14,2014 1:07 pm || Up

        he was quick to point it out. blurted some kind of wordgrunt in the middle of VC’s PxP.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. AV Aug 14,2014 1:03 pm

    why do they run on the grass? isn’t it harder to run?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • James V. Aug 14,2014 1:06 pm || Up

      The chance of getting away with it and forcing a wide or bad throw is probably worth the risk.

      • lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:07 pm || Up

        Yes, kudos to the umps for calling it correctly both times this series.

        • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:09 pm || Up

          Throwing it right into the guy’s ass probably helped get the call.

      • AV Aug 14,2014 1:09 pm || Up

        huh.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2014 1:09 pm || Up

      closer?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 14,2014 1:21 pm || Up

      I think it has a lot to do with where the body ends up after the bunt. If you watch the replay, the bunt just took him a bit out in front of the box and he started running straight to first from there. The extra couple steps it would require to make sure he was outside the line would probably have gotten him thrown out anyway.

  31. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:06 pm

    Compliant pork has been compliant this series.

  32. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 1:06 pm

    Reddick has the tough parts of the cycle already, I’m ready for the homer-single to finish it.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  33. mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:10 pm

    Switching from kc to oak radio for the 7th…

    • Future Ed Aug 14,2014 1:14 pm || Up

      that’s a good call.

      I wish my work computer would act better. I am parinoid that it will totally cut out if i try to change back and forth.

      I may go for a run with my phone

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:15 pm || Up

        Your work computer needs to establish some consistency.

        • AV Aug 14,2014 1:16 pm || Up

          which would give ed confidence.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 14,2014 1:15 pm || Up

      especially with ray on pee break.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:24 pm

    No O’Flaherty or Abad warming up?

  35. mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:25 pm

    Here’s an example of a rally likely assisted by not having gotten the starter’s pitch count up.

  36. mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:26 pm

    If in is absolutely wrong here.

  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 1:27 pm

    I was eating cookies as Cook was brought in, I take this as a good omen.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 1:33 pm || Up

      I was wrong. This also might rob me of the chance to eat Doo in the 9th.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2014 1:34 pm || Up

      there is no connection.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Aug 14,2014 1:36 pm || Up

        yeah, it’s probably more because i’m not wearing socks.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  38. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:28 pm

    Has to be called safe.

    • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:29 pm || Up

      Doesn’t HAVE to, but I think it is too close to not call it.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. AV Aug 14,2014 1:31 pm

    dammit.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 14,2014 1:33 pm || Up

      and doubledammit.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:31 pm

    fucking hanging slider

  41. lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:32 pm

    Fuck this shit. Can’t believe a lefty didn’t come in.

    • lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      Cook has pitched in 3 of the last 4 days. O’Flaherty hasn’t pitched in 5 days.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:41 pm || Up

        Jesus.

      • vignette17 Aug 14,2014 1:47 pm || Up

        Dude has a 2.31 FIP and a history of success. But the pecking order of the bullpen goes Doo, Gregerson, Cook, Chavez, Otero. Then probably Abad. EOF is probably last on the totem pole. WTF?

        • lenscrafters Aug 14,2014 1:51 pm || Up

          I guess BoMel was worried about Perez PHing. But I would trust O’Flaherty against lefties and righties over tired Cook.

      • AV Aug 14,2014 2:02 pm || Up

        maybe he’ll get the chance when the game’s not as on the line to give one of the regulars a chance to rest…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. nowBodhi Aug 14,2014 1:35 pm

    CLICK

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  43. AV Aug 14,2014 1:35 pm

    being a KC fan in ’14 must feel a lot like being an OAK fan in ’13.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:36 pm || Up

      I’m looking forward to not playing them anymore so I can sort of quasi root for them.

      • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:38 pm || Up

        Nope. As much as I would like to, I am fine with them ending up a game back in the central and 2 out of the WC or something like that. Don’t want to see them in Oct.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:40 pm || Up

          You’d rather face the Mariners or the Tigers???

          • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:42 pm || Up

            Right this second? Yes.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:44 pm || Up

              As I was typing this I thought of Duke’s speech to Apollo in Rocky II which is very underrated. He begs Apollo to just move on “he’s all wrong for us baby…”.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:45 pm || Up

              I would be delighted to face them in the playoffs.

              • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:48 pm || Up

                I would prefer the Orioles. Whether I would prefer the Tigers depends on Verlander and Sanchez’s situations.

                • mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:55 pm || Up

                  I would probably prefer the Orioles, but very little chance of them in the alds.

              • mother pucker Aug 14,2014 1:49 pm || Up

                Why?

                • mikeA Aug 14,2014 2:01 pm || Up

                  They are not very good for a playoff team. Their offense is bad and their starting pitching is only ok. They are below .500 in baseruns/3rd order wins, way behind the other playoff contenders.

              • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:58 pm || Up

                Well I hope that one of us gets our wish and is right.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • James V. Aug 14,2014 1:49 pm || Up

              Well, October isn’t right this second.

              • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:58 pm || Up

                But I also cant tell you how I will feel in October. Heck, I cant tell you how I will feel after this weekend.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Aug 14,2014 1:43 pm || Up

        THEY MUST BURN

        • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:45 pm || Up

          You’re closest. Do I need to send you matches?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 1:37 pm || Up

      ’12

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • AV Aug 14,2014 1:40 pm || Up

        right.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:46 pm || Up

        Nah, they caught their Rangers way too soon.

  44. mikeA Aug 14,2014 1:38 pm

    I trust o’flaherty more than Cook and Gregerson, hope he gets some of the setup innings going forward.

  45. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 1:45 pm

    One up in the loss column, it would appear.

  46. nowBodhi Aug 14,2014 1:46 pm

    bullpen—>feces—->the bed

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • AV Aug 14,2014 1:52 pm || Up

      sorry. can’t comment after clicking. it’s a rule.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. ptbnl Aug 14,2014 1:46 pm

    Jeebus … I step away from the screen for a couple of minutes and this is what you guys do?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  48. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 14,2014 1:52 pm

    Balls. This isn’t what I wanted to see when I came back from a meeting

    • AV Aug 14,2014 1:55 pm || Up

      your return demands a comeback.

      but not if reddick swings at those.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  49. AV Aug 14,2014 2:13 pm

    looks like green guy got heckled walking the aisle.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. AV Aug 14,2014 2:23 pm

    oh moss. oh well.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Aug 14,2014 2:26 pm || Up

      Nice. He’s wild to the batter before him, so yes, let’s swing at the first pitch and pop out.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2014 2:26 pm || Up

      That teAse deserved a 3-2 count with at least one long drive that hooks foul.

  51. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2014 2:25 pm

    For a game I followed much more closely than most workday games, I found this especially unsatisfying.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Aug 14,2014 2:32 pm || Up

      didn’t get much work done, but my itunes got hella organized since the 6th inning.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. nevermoor Aug 14,2014 2:28 pm

    Textbook teAse.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  53. mikeA Aug 14,2014 2:31 pm

    Single to tie was probably an out with the infield back. Just cannot play the infield in with an important run on 2B.

  54. Future Ed Aug 14,2014 3:37 pm

    this is some bullshit right here

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 14,2014 10:23 pm || Up

      worst part might be that bed isn’t here to get our minds off this undeserved nonsense with some well-deserved nonsense. just look at the silence in this blog. i think tumbleweeds are about roll by. or maybe they’ll start commenting even.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces Aug 14,2014 11:54 pm || Up

        I would have said something, but I was at Taco Truck Throwdown 4 stuffing my face with tacos and $2 beer. I know I’m the only one in favor, but man if TTT5 next year is with the A’s AAA team as our home team it will be nice. The only bad part of the evening was watching yet another horrible Grizzlies team drop another game in the standings.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • AV Aug 15,2014 10:13 am || Up

          let’s taco bout this.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Aug 15,2014 10:48 am || Up

            It was so good. I actually was not going to go because it is so damn crowded, but my friend had a 4 pack of tixs he needed to use and we are running out of home games. Glad I did because we made it early enough to hit 2-3 trucks before the lines got crazy.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  55. MikeV Aug 15,2014 12:58 pm

    Yeah, fuck those volunteers!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

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