Game #107: Minimum catcher lineup ← FREE KRAUT!

Game #107: Minimum catcher lineup 233

Burns, Lowrie, Cespedes, Donaldson, Norris, Moss, Callaspo, Reddick, Punto + Hammel

If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

233 thoughts on “Game #107: Minimum catcher lineup

  1. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:15 am

    Ex A alert: Gregorio Petit.

    • Soaker Jul 30,2014 11:17 am || Up

      Trogdor has “flu-like symptoms” so they had to scrounge up a different ex-A. Boy, that’s digging deep.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:18 am || Up

      PT thought he was a super-prospect, I remember arguing with him about that…

  2. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 11:16 am

    No more fly balls, Burns.

    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:19 am || Up

      I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups.

  3. doctorK Jul 30,2014 11:16 am

    OK – I’ll delete mine.

    • AV Jul 30,2014 11:19 am || Up

      i was planning on dr K’ing it later though…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 11:18 am

    Fosse declares the Red Sox not starting Lester today a “class move.” Uh, OK.

    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:20 am || Up

      Smart maybe. Class? I think not. It’s not even about class, it’s about leverage.

    • sslinger Jul 31,2014 3:20 pm || Up

      Thanks Farrell.

  5. doctorK Jul 30,2014 11:21 am

    Hammel for Hamels – straight up. Maybe the Phillies won’t even notice the difference.

    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:22 am || Up

      Billy might have thought he was getting Hamels, maybe a spreadsheet mixup.

  6. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:21 am

    this is a shitty team jason.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Jul 30,2014 11:23 am || Up

      But he’s a shitty pitcher, so it’s a good matchup.

    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:23 am || Up

      shitty hitting beats shitty pitching.

      • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:25 am || Up

        please say “and vice versa”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:23 am

    Slow turn is slow.

  8. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 11:24 am

    Not a fan of the cheesy train sound effects in this park.

  9. dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:26 am

    I wasn’t exactly expecting him to be lights out when he came over, but fking shit man, he’s just shitting all over our beautiful bed. The sheets are ruined. RUINED!!!

    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:26 am || Up

      right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:27 am || Up

      Plus, coming over in the big trade makes it harder to get him out of the rotation.

  10. andeux Jul 30,2014 11:27 am

    If you think of it as Russell + McKinney for Samardzija, and Straily for Hammel, we still might have lost the second part of that trade.

    TINSTAAFK
    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:29 am || Up

      So far, Samardzija and Hammel for free would be a losing trade for us…

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 3:38 pm || Up

        OK how are people seriously shitting on Samardzija?

        • dmoas Jul 30,2014 3:42 pm || Up

          He’s not pitching like an ace, but merely a good starter. And people don’t like the fact that we gave up a really great top of the line spec for him.

        • mikeA Jul 30,2014 3:48 pm || Up

          I meant if you combine what they’ve done, its worse than if the trade hadn’t happened.
          I like Samardzija, he’s good, but he’s not great, either, and he hasn’t really pitched that well for the A’s. They could have done a lot better.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 3:53 pm || Up

            No, this isn’t about combining. This is about Samardzija. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen FKers dump on him. Sure, he wasn’t the best pitcher on the trade market, but we got him a month early. He makes the team better, not a doubt in my mind. You can’t blame him for Hammel. Samardzija is going out there and doing his job. He damn near outdueled Felix for fucksake.

            • andeux Jul 30,2014 3:56 pm || Up

              I’m pretty sure mikeA doesn’t need to be lectured about what he meant by his own comment.

              TINSTAAFK
              • Bed Jul 30,2014 4:20 pm || Up

                Yep.

                But seriously, folks...
              • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 4:48 pm || Up

                I didn’t say anything about what he meant.

                • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 5:40 pm || Up

                  I meant if you combine what they’ve done, its worse than if the trade hadn’t happened.

                  mikeA

                  No, this isn’t about combining.

                  Pretty sure this is saying what he meant is wrong.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Bed Jul 30,2014 5:42 pm || Up

                  Yep. Again.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 7:51 pm || Up

                  So now you are telling me what I meant. Which is perfectly fine.

                • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 8:20 pm || Up

                  Now youre telling me im telling you what youre telling someone?

                  We could do this all night if you really wanted. It wasnt me alone who read it and I’m pretty sure the cut and paste function didn’t add any words to what was written. DMOAS said it great above. Samardzija has pitched well, but has not been a shutdown ace, and clearly Hammel has been a disappointment. That is not what you want to see for giving up what we did. And yes, it was a win now trade, but in those you want to you know…win now.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:28 am

    Oh for fucks sake

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. AV Jul 30,2014 11:28 am

    sounds like a shit show so far but… is a TV broadcast of this game entirely unavailable?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  13. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 11:28 am

    Is this game not on TV?

    • Soaker Jul 30,2014 11:28 am || Up

      Astros telecast only.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  14. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:28 am

    Ok, I’m in the mikeA camp that Hammels just fucking sucks.

    And so does Billy Burns.

  15. Soaker Jul 30,2014 11:28 am

    Somebody save that baseball for Billy Burns.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:29 am

    is there anyone else on our roster with oriole taont? we need to rid ourselves

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:29 am || Up

      taint

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Jul 30,2014 11:43 am || Up

        I think there’s a band in Richmond called “Oriole Taint”. NowBodhi plays eight-string bass.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • nowBodhi Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm || Up

          You know I love a nice taint, Oriole or not.

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Soaker Jul 30,2014 11:31 am || Up

      FIRE MELVIN NOW

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  17. dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:30 am

    Any chance this increases the odds Billy pulls the trigger on Lester? And if so, we regret what we give up?

  18. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:32 am

    Can we have norris go to the mound, punch him in the throat and DL him?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:35 am || Up

      I’m pretty close to going there and doing it myself.

  19. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:32 am

    Get us fking Lester, please.

  20. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:33 am

    I mean, he was having a good year, and wasn’t this bad, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:34 am

    Unfuckingbelieavable.

  22. mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:34 am

    Ok, well at least we should be rid of him now.

  23. andeux Jul 30,2014 11:34 am

    Hammel for Uggla.

    TINSTAAFK
    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:35 am || Up

      I’d do that trade. Then immediately DFA Uggla.

    • doctorK Jul 30,2014 11:37 am || Up

      It would never happen. The A’s would come out too far ahead.

  24. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 11:36 am

    So, Pomeranz or Milone?

    • andeux Jul 30,2014 11:36 am || Up

      Yes please.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:37 am || Up

      Lester.

    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:48 am || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Jul 30,2014 11:50 am || Up

        So better than Hammel.

        TINSTAAFK
      • James V. Jul 30,2014 11:51 am || Up

        For what it’s worth, a buddy was there last night and says there were a number of balls that were misplayed, could have been ruled errors. Doesn’t mean he had a great outing, especially giving up a couple homers, obviously.

      • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:31 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. Soaker Jul 30,2014 11:36 am

    Even Petit is ripping line drives.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. mikeA Jul 30,2014 11:36 am

    Make him pitch a complete game.

    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:39 am || Up

      Fuck. At this point, why waste the bullpen arm? He’s garbage and needs to go. Might as well force him to throw 8 innings and DFA him. So what if our Run Diff ends up in the negative after the game.

  27. dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:37 am

    What the fuck. He’s gone from shitting all over our bed to shitty on the carpet, the couch, the chairs, inside the refrigerator, on the drapes. GIVE HIM SOME IMODIUM OR GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

    • AV Jul 30,2014 12:46 pm || Up

      email says that my whole day is going in the same direction…

      DeFremery will be closed for noon lap swim today because a child with a fully loaded diaper unloaded its contents in the pool. As of 11:15AM the treatment to recondition the water has not yet begun, and once the treatment process is begun, the pool must be closed for 2 hours. That effectively eliminates lap swim for today.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. Jennifer Jul 30,2014 11:38 am

    WTF happened?

  29. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 11:39 am

    Well this is off to a poor start

  30. James V. Jul 30,2014 11:39 am

    Fuck off, Jason Hammel. You flat out suck.

  31. AV Jul 30,2014 11:41 am

    JD’s pissed.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 11:43 am

    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 11:47 am || Up

      I’m guessing he’s making the same “joke” we’re making.

    • bear88 Jul 30,2014 11:53 am || Up

      What do the A’s have to offer the Red Sox that won’t hurt the team’s chances this year or gut what’s left of the farm system?

      Why not solve this problem with existing starters who have performed well for the A’s?

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 3:40 pm || Up

        Who cares about the farm system when we have a chance to win the World Series this year?

        • MikeV Jul 30,2014 3:44 pm || Up

          DFA?

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  33. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 11:52 am

    No need to rub it in, mlbtraderumors:

    The Cubs had initially hoped to acquire a “can’t miss” prospect that they could “hang [their] hat on” by trading Jeff Samardzija on his own, but the team couldn’t pass up on the opportunity to acquire Addison Russell once Athletics GM Billy Beane said he would include him if Jason Hammel were in the trade as well.

    • bear88 Jul 30,2014 11:55 am || Up

      I kind of doubt that. Beane wanted Hammel, but not including Russell in the trade would have been a pretty paltry return for Samardzija.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 11:57 am || Up

        But it could have gone

        BEANE: We want Samardzija
        THEO: OK, but we want Russell
        BEANE: Hmm, only if you throw in Hammel
        THEO: Deal

        • andeux Jul 30,2014 12:00 pm || Up

          That kind of makes sense, but is still painful to contemplate.

          TINSTAAFK
          • vignette17 Jul 30,2014 12:03 pm || Up

            The sad thing is I think Hammel probably had more trade value than Valbuena. If it’s Samardzija and Valbuena, I think the trade is a little bit better. I would have loved Alcantara instead.

  34. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 11:53 am

    we just need one back every inning. And hold them

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jul 30,2014 11:58 am || Up

      shit. already DFA’d kenny, and now nobody knows how to hold ’em.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • vignette17 Jul 30,2014 12:03 pm || Up

      Did you forget who is pitching for the A’s?

  35. bear88 Jul 30,2014 12:00 pm

    Today is making me especially glad that yesterday played out as it did.

    • nevermoor Jul 30,2014 5:31 pm || Up

      Best team in Baseball nearly got effing swept by the Astros

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  36. James V. Jul 30,2014 12:05 pm

    HAMMEL IS GOOD AGAIN.

  37. bear88 Jul 30,2014 12:05 pm

    Does Hammel have options?

    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:08 pm || Up

      he can’t be sent out without consent, yeah? isn’t that a thing for guys with more than 6 years of service time?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jul 30,2014 12:09 pm || Up

      Looks like he was optioned in 2005, 2006, and 2007. Plus what Ed said.

      TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 12:10 pm || Up

      He’s gone after this year I think regardless. But it really doesnt matter, you cant bother keeping him around at this point. Youre not going to put him in the bullpen in the playoffs and clearly he wouldnt be starting. Pomeranz or Milone can do the same thing and we are trying to get Lester? We should DFA him in the literally right now.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Englishmajor Jul 30,2014 12:25 pm || Up

      Could offer him the choice to go down…maybe he’d rather have a couple of weeks to work on his mechanics and enjoy the cheese skirt burgers at the Squeeze Inn.

  38. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:07 pm

    slow lowrie is slow

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. Thunderbutt Jul 30,2014 12:08 pm

    The start that broke the Hammel’s back.

    There is always a score.
  40. Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:12 pm

    that is somethign

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:12 pm || Up

      and back to nothing

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 12:15 pm || Up

      JD since the Britton homer: .324/.435/.514 not including today.

  41. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 12:13 pm

    “They felt that they needed someone to give them some consistency, and the reality is…”

    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:16 pm || Up

      I really hate that word

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 12:18 pm || Up

        The reality is Ed hates a lot of things certain people say.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • dmoas Jul 30,2014 12:22 pm || Up

          When it’s all said and done, the reality is, when it’s drilled, he has confidence, and Ed doesn’t like it.

          • AV Jul 30,2014 12:24 pm || Up

            i don’t understand why this doesn’t mention the salient minor league achievements of a texas ranger.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 12:27 pm || Up

              I was talking to former Ranger great Kevin Reimer, as Donaldson hits one to the right of the 3rd base bag foul as it goes right over the bag, and he said you have to have confidence and the reality is that Josh is into 2nd with a double.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • dmoas Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm || Up

              Mostly because I was thinking of what annoys me about Glen rather than Vince until I realize it was Ed and he doesn’t watch, but listens.

      • AV Jul 30,2014 12:21 pm || Up

        this place in downtownish oakland has a sign that i always, always misread as psychic realty (and somehow, as a concept, that enrages me even more than what it really says).

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm || Up

          Every realtor I have ever dealt with has thought they were psychic.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • AV Jul 30,2014 12:34 pm || Up

            nice.

            and, in my limited experience, true.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm || Up

        Felt?

  42. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 12:31 pm

    At least he settled down?

  43. MikeV Jul 30,2014 12:31 pm

    This guy fucking sucks.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  44. lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm

    He pitched two perfect innings. They should’ve traded him while his value was high.

  45. nowBodhi Jul 30,2014 12:32 pm

    Bye bye Jason Hammel

    Hello Jon Lester

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Soaker Jul 30,2014 12:33 pm || Up

      Sounds like Lester –> Baltimore is the rumor of the hour.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 12:34 pm || Up

        But that would ruin Lester for the A’s forever!

      • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:35 pm || Up

        as long as he pitches tomorrow

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 30,2014 12:34 pm || Up

      we really don’t have time for him. I am just glad we have a colorable chance at getting something for him today and tomorrow

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jul 30,2014 12:39 pm || Up

        here. but don’t go outside the lines.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  46. dmoas Jul 30,2014 12:35 pm

    Now that Diarrhea is out of the game, we’re totally going to have a 9 run, bat around inning and take this. Right? Right???! Oh. Fuck.

    • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 12:36 pm || Up

      The next inning begins with Punto and Burns so probably not then.

  47. nowBodhi Jul 30,2014 12:38 pm

    Just don’t deal for Wei-Yin Chen and we’re OK. No more Orioles.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  48. mikeA Jul 30,2014 12:43 pm

    Ok, call Tampa, offer choice of any 12 minor leaguers for Price and Zobrist.

  49. dmoas Jul 30,2014 12:49 pm

    Well. The Marlins are looking at pitching. Any way they might think that hey, he did okay when he pitched in the NL? I mean, they WERE considering Johnson.

  50. Thunderbutt Jul 30,2014 1:23 pm

    It’s almost like all the team’s pitching fail had been concentrated, as if some malevolent spirit, in Johnson, and, having been severed from it’s host, seeped like a noxious miasma and took possession of Hammel instead

    There is always a score.
    • AV Jul 30,2014 1:25 pm || Up

      from whammy to whammel.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  51. Jonathan Livingston Smeagol Jul 30,2014 1:33 pm

    At least Friday will be Sonny!

    (Get it?? Like “sunny” but with Gray’s first name instead because he is a pitching that game. And he’s pretty dang good. Do I need to break it down?)

    I'm a lady.
    • Soaker Jul 30,2014 1:35 pm || Up

      Keep him away from Hammel’s noxious miasma on the airplane, please.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 1:42 pm || Up

        They’re letting Hammel get on the plane? Send him to Avis.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • James V. Jul 30,2014 2:06 pm || Up

      Gray has been great after a loss, and with his turn coming after Hammel’s that’s a lot of times to prove it so.

  52. Jonathan Livingston Smeagol Jul 30,2014 1:46 pm

    I think my nerves are so frayed from yesterday and the day before, that I don’t feel anything right now. Just nothingness.

    Nothing.

    I'm a lady.
  53. AV Jul 30,2014 1:47 pm

    now i’m going to straight up lie to you.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  54. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 1:48 pm

    Well that sucked.

  55. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 30,2014 1:51 pm

    Hmm, silver lining silver lining… It’s better to lose by giving up six runs in the 1st than six runs in the 9th?

  56. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 1:52 pm

    Alright, prediction time: Does Hammel make another start for the A’s?

    • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 1:54 pm || Up

      No. And I am not even sure we pick up anyone. But Milone and/or Pom Pom can do that.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jonathan Livingston Smeagol Jul 30,2014 1:56 pm || Up

        How long does it take a chair-punching injury to heal?

        I'm a lady.
        • dmoas Jul 30,2014 2:02 pm || Up

          Why? Did you punch a chair?

        • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 2:05 pm || Up

          IIRC he is already back and throwing in Sacto.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • vignette17 Jul 30,2014 2:10 pm || Up

      I think he probably does. We got rid of Johnson too easily. Now it’s Emil Brown/Nick Punto time.

  57. Jennifer Jul 30,2014 2:04 pm

    Needed more catcher…. and pitcher.

  58. AV Jul 30,2014 2:08 pm

    hate to ask… is the A’s winning months streak holding up for july?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • 5Aces Jul 30,2014 2:09 pm || Up

      It did.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • AV Jul 30,2014 3:35 pm || Up

        oh good.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Jonathan Livingston Smeagol Jul 30,2014 2:10 pm || Up

      Yeah, brah!

      I'm a lady.
    • colin Jul 30,2014 2:18 pm || Up

      It says something about this season that going 15-10 feels like a bad month. Of course, the Angles have gone 18-7 (with two July games left to play).

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 30,2014 8:35 pm || Up

      As another FKer pointed out, we were 0-1 in March 2014.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • sslinger Jul 30,2014 9:54 pm || Up

        Yeah and there was another non-winning month in there too.

  59. Jonathan Livingston Smeagol Jul 30,2014 2:21 pm

    John Hickey ‏@JHickey3 17m
    #Athletics mgr Bob a Melvin said he expects Jason Hammel (0-4, 9.53) to make his next start.

    I'm a lady.
    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 2:22 pm || Up

      Okay, but for what team???!!

    • MikeV Jul 30,2014 2:23 pm || Up

      BUT NOTICE IT DOES NOT SAY FOR OAKLAND.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  60. bear88 Jul 30,2014 2:42 pm

    When you trade for a rental, you really don’t care about whether he can get his act together eventually. I’m sure Hammel isn’t this bad, but it was also obvious that he was a pedestrian starter having a career year, making a regression to the mean likely anyway. The A’s are getting the regression.

    Because the A’s had an off day tomorrow, it mattered less. But the team can’t be burning through its good relievers in a blowout loss.

    He’s the worst pitcher on the team now, and has been since he arrived. Now is all that matters. The A’s can’t afford to have automatic losses every fifth day, not in this race. At least Melvin could basically ignore Johnson. And with Chavez looking like he’s hitting the wall, the team still looks vulnerable in the starter category.

  61. doctorK Jul 30,2014 2:54 pm

    Never mind this A’s stuff. Let’s focus on what’s important, especially for 95.7 The Lame: ZOMG WUTS THE MATTER WITH TIMMEH????!?!?!?11?1?!

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 3:00 pm || Up

      I flipped it on for about 3 minutes this morning. Here’s what I heard:

      -The tail end of a discussion that appeared to involve the hosts ranking 5 celebrity women they would most want to have the sex with
      -Mychael Urban (filling in for the boring one) explaining what “vajazzling” is, complete with use of the term “vajayjay.”
      -Huff reacting to the possibility of the A’s getting lester by concern trolling that “now the pressure would really be on. You HAVE to win the World Series.”

      *Click*

      • bear88 Jul 30,2014 3:21 pm || Up

        I guess it’s a running joke that Huff is hated by A’s fans. Bucher remarked on it the other day.

        I don’t want or expect morning show sports chat guys to be fans on the team I root for, but it’s another thing when he comes across as an antagonist. I listen to that station in the morning more often than I should, mostly because there is occasionally a little A’s talk. But Bucher knows the NBA and that’s it, and Huff identifies with the Giants and individual players (understandable but not terribly useful when discussing the A’s most of the time).

        The sex talk is tiresome, and does get me switching to music pretty fast. And the radio commercials actually make me want to listen to the station less than I already do.

        • Bed Jul 30,2014 3:27 pm || Up

          I want to continue to enjoy sports so I don’t listen to sports talk radio. It’s the worst.

          But seriously, folks...
      • AV Jul 30,2014 3:41 pm || Up

        —i’d like to ask those same 5 women to rank the hosts to see if they break the top million (and to be kind, i’m willing to subtract a million even before that).

        —vajeezus h christ on a cultural delay even longer than oprah explaining teen slang to her audience.

        —and he’ll puff and he’ll blow your house do… nah, he’ll just blow.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  62. bear88 Jul 30,2014 2:55 pm

    That said, the A’s had a crappy road trip overall. Hammel is not pitching well, but the offense – aside from the 9th inning flurry last night that prevented a Houston sweep – is in a funk. It’s a long season, I remind myself.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 2:56 pm || Up

      I think this is just one of those stretches, but I get nervous whenever Coco is out/hampered.

      • bear88 Jul 30,2014 3:10 pm || Up

        We’ve tended to gloss over Coco’s absence because the team has generally rolled along. He’s been awfully pivotal to the team’s success, and now it looks like he’s just going to be fighting injuries for the rest of the season.

        • Bed Jul 30,2014 3:26 pm || Up

          I think Coco is a big part of this team’s success. Hopefully he’ll be as healthy as he can be for the stretch run.

          But seriously, folks...
  63. bear88 Jul 30,2014 3:07 pm

    Eric Chavez lingered in the league as a Yankee, and retired as a Diamondback.

    But he was one of the most spectacular defensive third basemen I had the pleasure of seeing on a regular basis during his career with the A’s. I remember getting irritated with many of his successors because they couldn’t make the plays, or make them look as good, even when he was just bouncing the ball to first. (Well, they also tended to be awful.)

  64. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 3:20 pm

    • Bed Jul 30,2014 3:23 pm || Up

      I didn’t know Chuck Norris followed the A’s.

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Jul 30,2014 3:43 pm || Up

        he doesn’t. he leads them by 359º and the optical illusion makes him look like he’s following.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Jul 30,2014 4:24 pm || Up

          Meanwhile Steven Seagal is ordering a double stack at the Steak N’ Shake.

          But seriously, folks...
          • doctorK Jul 30,2014 4:37 pm || Up

            Ummmmmmmmm, Steak ‘n Shake

            /drools
            //rents dinner for SnS for about 30 minutes
            ///Oh noes, I’m reverting to being a Farker

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 30,2014 8:37 pm || Up

          Bwah hah hah!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • bear88 Jul 30,2014 3:24 pm || Up

      It’s hard to argue with that. I doubt Hammel would quibble. But that’s an interesting reaction nonetheless, especially after the offense has been stinking it up (last night’s 9th inning notwithstanding).

    • vignette17 Jul 30,2014 3:27 pm || Up

      Interesting player reaction compared to Johnson.

      • bear88 Jul 30,2014 3:36 pm || Up

        The sympathy for Johnson was because of the booing. I think that’s what bugged Donaldson.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 31,2014 8:53 am || Up

        I wonder if a player coming over in a trade mid-season gets a shorter leash in terms of their teammates’ opinion of them than one who was signed in the offseason

  65. Bed Jul 30,2014 3:25 pm

    3-3 road trip through Texas. Life will go on.

    But seriously, folks...
  66. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 3:28 pm

    The PIrates committed the dumbest play of the season in this Giants game. Unreal.

    • andeux Jul 30,2014 3:49 pm || Up

      Stewart walked, Sanchez out at home, Snider out at third.

      I’m intrigued.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 3:52 pm || Up

        2nd and 3rd with one out. Stewart walked, and Snider just started trotting toward third as if there had been a runner on first. The pitcher threw the ball to second, and they ran Stewart toward third, which caused Sanchez to break for home. Stewart couldn’t even get in a rundown, and they tagged him immediately and caught Sanchez in a rundown.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 3:53 pm || Up

          Sorry, Snider couldn’t even get in a rundown.

        • dmoas Jul 30,2014 4:00 pm || Up

          That… that takes a special kind of stupid.

        • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 4:58 pm || Up

          Saw that happen in little league once.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 3:50 pm || Up

      Wow. That is almost impossibly stupid.

  67. mikeA Jul 30,2014 3:38 pm

    @GM, very well might be the worst baserunning on a single play I’ve ever seen, and it looks like it lost them the game. an

  68. doctorK Jul 30,2014 4:34 pm

    Adam Jones!

  69. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 4:43 pm

    Cool

    • dmoas Jul 30,2014 4:46 pm || Up

      I keep looking at it over and over again. I want to say that she just lost the cup. Yet I can’t even see where it went. It’s as if it just completely disappeared from the very fabric of our universe.

    • doctorK Jul 30,2014 4:55 pm || Up

      Can’t.Stop.Watching.

    • Englishmajor Jul 30,2014 4:58 pm || Up

      Something similar happened to my friend Emily’s beer at the All-Star Game. No ball was involved though. One minute the beer was in a cup, safely in the cupholder in front of her seat; then the dudebro next to us decided to head for the men’s room, and suddenly the beer was in the air, in her lap, on her new Donaldson jersey, and (to a lesser degree) on my skirt. We found the cup two rows down.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 30,2014 7:52 pm || Up

        I’m going to guess that the dudebro did not so much as offer an apology.

        • Englishmajor Jul 30,2014 10:56 pm || Up

          Dudebro: Oh, shit. I’m really sorry. Can I buy you another one?
          Emily: It’s the top of the 8th, so I don’t think you can.
          Dudebro: Oh, bummer. (leaves)

  70. Soaker Jul 30,2014 5:32 pm

    Dammit Gausman.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • mikeA Jul 30,2014 5:34 pm || Up

      Got squeezed on the third BB…

    • lenscrafters Jul 30,2014 5:41 pm || Up

      I’ve had enough epic meltdowns for one day.

  71. Bed Jul 30,2014 5:33 pm

    Would you rather go on a date with Courtney Love or a wild boar?

    But seriously, folks...
  72. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 6:36 pm

    Scary top of the ninth coming up in Baltimore.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 6:38 pm || Up

      Just learned that Mike Bordick is the O’s color guy.

      • Bed Jul 30,2014 6:49 pm || Up

        I’m glad to hear he’s not wandering the streets.

        But seriously, folks...
  73. Glorious Mundy Jul 30,2014 6:47 pm

    I just adore this Machado fellow.

  74. mikeA Jul 30,2014 6:48 pm

    Phew, thank you Steve Pearce.

  75. vignette17 Jul 31,2014 6:59 am

    Um…guys? Cespedes for Lester/Gomes….

    • elcroata Jul 31,2014 7:04 am || Up

      And a balance pick for cash

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 31,2014 1:02 pm || Up

        Wait, we traded a balance pick for cash?

        • elcroata Jul 31,2014 2:02 pm || Up

          Yup

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 31,2014 3:03 pm || Up

            That’s honestly the only move Billy made today that I don’t like.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 31,2014 3:25 pm || Up

              Well it was part of the Cespedes/Lester deal

              • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 31,2014 7:45 pm || Up

                I guess if that’s the final piece it took, but couldn’t we have given them Milone instead of giving him to Minnesota? I’d rather have that pick than Milone or Fuld.

  76. Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:01 pm

    way to walk the crappy lefty hector

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:06 pm

    gonna stick with nick hundley buck?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  78. Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:12 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  79. ptbnl Jul 31,2014 8:17 pm

    bugger

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  80. Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:21 pm

    well, at least they usaed the entire bullpen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  81. ptbnl Jul 31,2014 8:25 pm

    Now Street can come in.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  82. ptbnl Jul 31,2014 8:36 pm

    Jeebus – have they no plate discipline?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  83. ptbnl Jul 31,2014 8:39 pm

    7 pitches, only one of which was in the strike zone, and he K’s swinging.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:45 pm || Up

      with scioscia complaining the whole time that they should be called strikes

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Jul 31,2014 8:49 pm || Up

        4 pitches in the strike zone in the entire inning.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Jul 31,2014 8:57 pm || Up

          And Adam Jones took 3 of them!

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 31,2014 8:59 pm || Up

        Mike Scioscia is the John Sublime of baseball. A sentient bacterium given humanoid form, and usually an enemy of the X-Men.

  84. Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2014 10:49 am

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