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So they start the show with some intro like its a movie or something and they miss a chance to have all of the A’s walking together like Reservoir Dogs..Do I have to give them ALL the ideas?

Thread it up FKers, we may not see this many A’s again for a while.

354 thoughts on “The stars come out in Minny: ASG Game thread

  1. dmoas Jul 15,2014 4:41 pm

    And because it’s based on EST, we won’t see it it now either.

    • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 4:43 pm || Up

      Well 15 minutes in and so far all you have missed is a bunch of #2.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. James V. Jul 15,2014 4:44 pm

    I have a feeling we’re about to be subjected to 3+ hours of nothing but Derek Jeter.

    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 4:53 pm || Up

      Pfft. Like there’s anyone else there playing.

      • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 4:56 pm || Up

        Playing? I thought this was just going to be an interview with him and Oprah for 4 hrs.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • dmoas Jul 15,2014 4:57 pm || Up

          They must have loved that there was a rain delay so they could do a Jeter and Boone love session. I had to flip channels for that.

  3. 5Aces Jul 15,2014 4:45 pm

    Big Hurt at the pre-game talking head table. I think he may have ate Punto instead of letting Cespy do it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. James V. Jul 15,2014 4:49 pm

    At least they led off that promo to the commercial showing Norris, Donaldson & Doolittle walking.

  5. James V. Jul 15,2014 4:51 pm

    Nice moment for Pat Neshek.

    Amused at the explanation for Samardzija.

  6. 5Aces Jul 15,2014 4:54 pm

    I cant figure out how I feel about these caps. Now I assume that means I dont like them, but there are a few I think look nice…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 4:57 pm || Up

      Not a fan of fking with the team uniforms for the All-Star game. It’s what makes baseball’s so unique. It should have been done yesterday as part of the derby.

  7. James V. Jul 15,2014 4:57 pm

    At least Jeter’s paying tribute to the A’s with his cleats. Yeah.

  8. James V. Jul 15,2014 5:00 pm

    Time for the National Anthem to be sung by someone connected to a FOX show, right?

  9. 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:02 pm

    I thought they were going to sing the Alphaville classic “Forever Young”. Guess I missed out on that pool.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Jul 15,2014 5:15 pm || Up

      i knew it could talk, but… the von braun computer can sing??

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:03 pm

    Jeter and Trout next to each other…FOX just got a stiffy.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. nowBodhi Jul 15,2014 5:10 pm

    I think the more the gap widens between the rich and poor, the more asinine, histrionically propagandistic grace notes are required in the National Anthem. By the year 2030, it will just be one long saccharine soulful syllable.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  12. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 5:13 pm

    Oh christ, Buck, Reynolds, and Verducci? How do you get rid of McCarver and end up with an even worse booth.

  13. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:16 pm

    I haven’t watched this for years, my low expectations for this coverage are already been blown past. Really remarkably dreadful, and I’m not even as bothered by the Jeter stuff as everyone else.

  14. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 5:17 pm

    NL lineup looks much better to me than the AL lineup.

  15. James V. Jul 15,2014 5:18 pm

    JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

  16. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:20 pm

    That ump is getting fired.

  17. James V. Jul 15,2014 5:21 pm

    McCutchen is trolling us.

  18. nowBodhi Jul 15,2014 5:22 pm

    Jeter really made that play, recited the Gettysburg Address and simultaneously solved the border crisis with prescient compassion… you just didn’t see it cuz it was in a parallel universe.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  19. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:27 pm

    I like that neon yellow thing on JD’s arm (but I don’t like the presumably crippling arm injury he’s wearing it for).

  20. 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:28 pm

    Ok, stupid commercial but I’d be a liar if I said I didnt laugh at the blurred out Mr. Met.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 5:32 pm

    LOL at lone fan breaking the Jeter-silence by chanting “Over-Rated.”

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Jennifer Jul 15,2014 5:33 pm

    Re2pect? Da fuck?

    • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:35 pm || Up

      Aretha Franklin is rolling over in her bed.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Jul 15,2014 5:37 pm || Up

        Re-two-pect?

        • andeux Jul 15,2014 5:39 pm || Up

          Find out what it means to me

          Spoiler: Nothing

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 6:12 pm || Up

            Sorry, the answer we were looking for was: Ab-so-lutely Nothin (say it again).

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:40 pm || Up

          sock it to me sock it to me….

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  23. nowBodhi Jul 15,2014 5:33 pm

    Come on Wainwright, throw one knee high middle in to Trout.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • nowBodhi Jul 15,2014 5:35 pm || Up

      yeah, that’s the ticket

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 5:47 pm || Up

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. Jennifer Jul 15,2014 5:34 pm

    That’s a tough shadow.

    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 5:57 pm || Up

      Sun being blocked by all the dick sucking?

  25. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 5:38 pm

    Probably should’ve started Kershaw…

  26. James V. Jul 15,2014 5:38 pm

    Miguel Cabrera for early MVP. At least he earned his home run.

    • doctorK Jul 15,2014 5:40 pm || Up

      WUT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DONT YOU KNOW NOTHING WOULD OF HAPPENED WITHOUT JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER JETER

  27. James V. Jul 15,2014 5:40 pm

    This start bodes well for the A’s in the World Series.

  28. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:45 pm

    I gotta re2pect these guys a bit for making “productive outs” one of the keys to the game in a fking all star game.

  29. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:49 pm

    fuck you, lester

  30. doctorK Jul 15,2014 5:50 pm

    I CAN HAZ UTLEY PLZ??

    (Also, FK you Lester)

  31. Englishmajor Jul 15,2014 5:52 pm

    The cell reception here sucks, so I may not be able to rejoin you, but greetings from Target Field, temporary home of the A’s!

    • AV Jul 15,2014 5:53 pm || Up

      where are you sitting? maybe we’ll see you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Englishmajor Jul 15,2014 6:27 pm || Up

        Second deck above left field.

        • dmoas Jul 15,2014 6:59 pm || Up

          They just showed you on TV. Not like close up or anything, but in an ultra long shot. But it was pretty clear they were trying to show you. They were just trying to be sly about it.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 6:13 pm || Up

      She’s in, hooray!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 5:52 pm

    Gomez is fun to watch.

  33. mikeA Jul 15,2014 5:54 pm

    How long until they make every team use 162 different hats?

  34. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 5:57 pm

    Hmm…I kinda like these.

    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 5:59 pm || Up

      Uuuuuugly.

    • AV Jul 15,2014 6:00 pm || Up

      explains that upstream leap when he couldn’t catch that ball.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • batgirl Jul 16,2014 10:25 am || Up

      Those are pretty sweet.

  35. dmoas Jul 15,2014 5:58 pm

    Oh hey! Someone from a Fox show is there!!!

  36. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 6:07 pm

    “I made all the owners a shit ton of money.”

    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 6:13 pm || Up

      Yeah, that whole thing was a crock of shit.

  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 6:15 pm

    Sorry, but I like the All-Star Game. Pretty much solely for the pitcher-batter matchup, because unlike every other major sport’s all-star games, the fundamental unit of the sport, the at-bat, is basically unchanged.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • James V. Jul 15,2014 6:19 pm || Up

      It’s great when pitchers aren’t grooving fastballs to guys in their last season.

      • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:22 pm || Up

        And then admitting it. And then panicking.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Jul 15,2014 6:35 pm || Up

      Agreed, I like seeing the best against the best too.

      But I really don’t get why a few players get the all-star-for-life treatment even when they’re long past their prime. There’s the Yankee thing, but it was just as bad for below-replacement-level Ripken. Meanwhile, Rickey (for example) played more seasons after his last ASG.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:22 pm || Up

        It is bizarre. You have to be a white guy, I guess

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Jul 15,2014 11:34 pm || Up

          A white guy with a history of being swell.

  38. andeux Jul 15,2014 6:23 pm

    Got home just in time to see jeterlatio round 2.

    TINSTAAFK
  39. Thunderbutt Jul 15,2014 6:29 pm

    I miss baseball.

    There is always a score.
  40. Englishmajor Jul 15,2014 6:30 pm

    I don’t imagine they’re showing it on TV, but before the last inning started, someone got up to the catwalk above the main scoreboard and hung a homemade banner that said LOVE WATER NOT OIL. The stadium crew only took it down now – it was up about 15 minutes.

    • James V. Jul 15,2014 6:33 pm || Up

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 6:53 pm || Up

        Hee hee! Fight the Power!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. James V. Jul 15,2014 6:33 pm

    Game Delay (Jeter)

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 15,2014 6:36 pm || Up

      Game Delay (end of baseball forever, there will never be anymore baseball, because how could we ever play baseball with no Derek Jeter in it?)

  42. Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 15,2014 6:34 pm

    You guys. This is the last time we have to see Derek Jeter at an All-Star Game.

  43. James V. Jul 15,2014 6:34 pm

    If this delay causes Chris Sale to give up the lead I will be PISSED.

  44. ptbnl Jul 15,2014 6:35 pm

    So can I guess who’ll be MVP? Can I? Can I?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  45. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 6:35 pm

    And now on to 20 years of this for Trout.

  46. James V. Jul 15,2014 6:41 pm

    THANKS FOR NOTHING, JETER DELAY.

  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 6:56 pm

    OK Norris, please absorb Scherzer’s repertoire and habits and report back.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:23 pm || Up

      I was disappointed by Norris’ failure to call the pre-TJ pitch combo

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Jul 15,2014 11:35 pm || Up

        Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START!

  48. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:04 pm

    Cool, Donaldson vs. Neshek.

  49. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:05 pm

    And now Norris vs. Neshek.

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:08 pm

    Donaldson you shithead. If you get hurt in the ASG I’m gonna set your car on fire.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:09 pm || Up

      (head first slide into 1B like 5 min ago, I was busy)

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:13 pm || Up

        Don’t worry, I’d help you torch that fucker.

    • andeux Jul 15,2014 7:15 pm || Up

      I’m guessing he drives something like an El Camino.

      TINSTAAFK
  51. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:09 pm

    Haha just fired up MLB.tv and the still while it was loading was of, wait for it, Jeter.

  52. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:10 pm

    Oh christ, Harold Reynolds?

  53. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:11 pm

    They serious with these hats?

  54. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:11 pm

    • andeux Jul 15,2014 7:12 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
  55. ptbnl Jul 15,2014 7:15 pm

    WTF was that pitch? Gameday is showing it 3 feet over Altuve’s head.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:15 pm || Up

      It pretty much was.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:16 pm || Up

      So like a high strike to Freiman.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  56. dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:15 pm

    Buck with a Kuiper moment of misjudging fly balls excitedly.

  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:15 pm

    There is a lot of horrible garish footwear out there, but Altuve’s are the worst.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:19 pm || Up

      At least no one is rocking shoes that don’t match, like I saw in the World Cup.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:22 pm || Up

        For some reason those didn’t bother me as much. Ugly, but not repellant.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:21 pm || Up

      When they showed him up at the plate I had a WTF moment wondering why an Astro was batting when the AL was up. And no, the joke of the Astros suck wasn’t actually where my head was.

    • andeux Jul 15,2014 7:28 pm || Up

      Those are some serious clownshoes.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Jul 15,2014 10:43 pm || Up

        Thats a clown shoe, bro.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      what happened to white cleats?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:21 pm

    Moss, Cespedes, and Kazmir all coming in.

  59. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 7:21 pm

    Moss, Ces, Kaz coming in.

  60. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:22 pm

    We have now reached the Oakland A’s portion of tonight’s game with Norris, Kazmir, Cespedes & Moss in.

  61. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:23 pm

    AHAHAHA of course the Jeter interview during Kazmir’s inning.

    • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:25 pm || Up

      I was so furious.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  62. dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:23 pm

    Oh great, mic fucking Jeter while the A’s battery is in the game.

  63. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:23 pm

    Perfect: Jeter interview while Kazmir pitches! Bet they don’t mention Kazmir’s journey.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      Oh, Yoenis had such a great chance!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:25 pm || Up

        I guess the stage just wasn’t big enough for Cespedes to perform

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • AV Jul 16,2014 8:41 am || Up

          and “lukewarm tuesday night in minny” is born

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  64. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:25 pm

    Wait, did Wainwright already admit he grooved one to Jetes?

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:27 pm || Up

        He’s going to catch a lot of shit for that when we’re hosting the Cards in Game 1 of the Series.

  65. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:25 pm

    Harold, may I suggest “How great does it feel?”

  66. James V. Jul 15,2014 7:26 pm

    Might be psychic. Might just know the odds well:

    • James V. Jul 15,2014 7:27 pm || Up

      Er. And they just waited until four of the A’s were in at once.

  67. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:28 pm

    Booooooooooooo

  68. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:29 pm

    If Scott Kazmir is in a federal witness protection program, his cover surely emerged intact after tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  69. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 7:30 pm

    Can’t believe Cespedes missed that chance to nail the baserunner, that play was set up perfectly for him.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  70. Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:32 pm

    Did the tv show the introductions? Its the only thing I like and they didn’t have it on the radio

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. Jul 15,2014 7:34 pm || Up

      Yeah, they always do on TV.

    • lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 7:35 pm || Up

      Is this what you’re looking for

      • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:38 pm || Up

        Did I just get Rick Rolled? I did. I did just get rick rolled.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:38 pm || Up

      They introduced Jeter, but they ran out of time to do the others.

  71. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:36 pm

    This asshole

  72. nowBodhi Jul 15,2014 7:39 pm

    “So, tell us a little bit about how great it is, to be a sports journalist and to work so hard at your craft and for then, literally right there in front of your face is the reborn Son of God, the Messiah of Humanity, the Lamb himself Derek Jeter and he’s breathing the same air as you are, and yes you’re trying to focus on not just shitting your pants standing there in the same stadium as someone who can walk on water, make the blind to see AND take the low outside breaking pitch the other way with consistency, and you’ve waited in line with 50,000,000 people to get a glimpse, maybe kiss the ring, maybe make a tithe to his Church of Playing the Game the Right Way, and then you look up and everyone in the ballpark is just dousing themselves with gasoline and setting themselves on fire and slitting the throats of live goats in sacrificial tribute to the man who might be the greatest person ever born in human history and you’re viewing the charred remains of the fans in the stands and you get your turn and you ask SUCH a GREAT question about what it’s like to get asked what it’s like to be Derek Jeter, how great is that?”

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  73. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:45 pm

    It’s always amazing at this point in the game how many NL All Stars I have never heard of.

    • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:49 pm || Up

      i was just thinking that.

      also, Sciambi said that the trout double was foul

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  74. Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:50 pm

    So, as it stands, I think Trout is the MVP.

    I bet its Jeter or Cabrera.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 15,2014 8:12 pm || Up

      I’m pouring all my votes into Cabrera. Gotta do everything possible to keep it away from Jeter.

      • dmoas Jul 15,2014 8:14 pm || Up

        That’s so cute that you think how people actually vote matters.

  75. andeux Jul 15,2014 7:50 pm

    They should have had Jeter sing God Bless America.

    TINSTAAFK
  76. Future Ed Jul 15,2014 7:51 pm

    GBA is a terrible song to begin with but that was nails on a chalkboard

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:52 pm || Up

      That wasn’t a professional singer, was it?

      • andeux Jul 15,2014 7:53 pm || Up

        4 time Grammy winning nominated guy that I’d never heard of.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Jul 15,2014 7:55 pm || Up

          Joe Nichols! I don’t know any of his stuff other than “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off”…but I do know that one.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 7:52 pm || Up

      I refuse to listen to that garbage of an unnecessary song.

    • doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:01 pm || Up

      That was truly awful.

  77. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 7:57 pm

    They’re still talking about Jeter! This is incredible!

  78. andeux Jul 15,2014 8:01 pm

    So our hitters got some practice against Kimbrel, and learned that they better not need a 9th inning comeback when they face Atlanta.

    TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Jul 15,2014 11:27 pm || Up

      Emphatically yes.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Aug 17,2014 8:05 pm || Up

      Sigh.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 8:16 pm || Up

        As soon as I saw the new unread comment here I knew it was in reply to this.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • sslinger Aug 17,2014 9:52 pm || Up

          yeah, why’s he always gotta be right?

  79. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:06 pm

    That Burger King commercial is pretty dumb. Have you ever eaten a hot dog or cheesesteak from the short side? No? There you go.

    • dmoas Jul 15,2014 8:08 pm || Up

      They found the only two people in the world who have never had or seen a sandwich before.

    • andeux Jul 15,2014 8:10 pm || Up

      And what about top-to-bottom or bottom-to top? There are three dimensions, guys!

      TINSTAAFK
  80. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:07 pm

    Hey, at least FOX did an A’s promo with bonus Reddick reference.

  81. Jennifer Jul 15,2014 8:07 pm

    I LOVE THEM.

  82. dmoas Jul 15,2014 8:12 pm

    Rizzo with his entry into the ugliest shoes contest.

  83. doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:13 pm

    Rodney better not FK this up.

    • doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:19 pm || Up

      He didn’t, but he’s still an asshole.

      • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 8:34 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  84. dmoas Jul 15,2014 8:13 pm

    I hope Rodney gives up a two run bomb so that when he comes off the mound to do his stupid arrow thing afterward (as he’s said he intends to do) he’ll look like an even bigger tool.

    • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 8:16 pm || Up

      only one will be charged to doolittle

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:15 pm

    Dooing well, Sean.

  86. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:15 pm

    One thing Frazier probably won’t do against Rodney is hit a home run, am I right?

  87. Soaker Jul 15,2014 8:23 pm

    Uh oh, sounds like Wainwright missed the “This Time It Counts!” message.

    (Resonates a little more since I’ve been reading Kostya Kennedy’s book about Pete Rose the last few days.)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • James V. Jul 15,2014 8:24 pm || Up

      I’m not surprised Wainwright grooved a couple to Jeter. I’m surprised he’s surprised Jeter got good contact on one.

      • Soaker Jul 15,2014 8:26 pm || Up

        Thank goodness EA is there to get to the bottom of it. (Wainwright backpedaling furiously.)

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  88. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:23 pm

    Chapman vs. Cespedes should be FUN.

  89. Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 8:25 pm

    This is hilarious.

  90. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:26 pm

    It’s kind of sad FOX is trying to turn what Wainwright said into a controversy. I guess someone with MLB took him aside and gave him a “WTF are you saying that for?!?” scolding.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 8:27 pm || Up

      They’re acting like he took a shit in Jeter’s open casket or something.

      • lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 8:28 pm || Up

        If only…

      • doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:29 pm || Up

        I’d be tempted to drop a deuce on Jeter if he were lying in state.

        • ptbnl Jul 15,2014 8:33 pm || Up

          In homage to #2 of course.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Jul 15,2014 8:35 pm || Up

      I don’t know, it’s a legitimate criticism. They represent the ASG as something more than a pure exhibition game, and pitchers shouldn’t be handing out lollipops…and definitely shouldn’t admit to it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  91. Thunderbutt Jul 15,2014 8:32 pm

    About that movie ad, it pushes my buttons when they say “all crime is legal”. No. You can say “nothing is criminal;”, or “everything is legal”, but crime by definition is not legal. Lord have mercy.

    There is always a score.
    • vignette17 Jul 15,2014 8:36 pm || Up

      The Lucy “you only use 10% of your brain” commercials have made me want to break my TV. Morgan Freeman, you host a science show! Why are you perpetuating this crap!?

      • Thunderbutt Jul 15,2014 8:44 pm || Up

        Another eye-roller. Also, if she’s pushing those dudes around with her mind why is she gesturing with her hands?

        There is always a score.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 8:45 pm || Up

          “I have no idea.”

          • Thunderbutt Jul 15,2014 8:58 pm || Up

            Ha!

            On the other hand, I’d probably pay to watch Scarlett read from the phonebook for a couple of hours.

            There is always a score.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 15,2014 9:04 pm || Up

      Also, how about the completely unsubtle classism of “People like us don’t survive this night!”

  92. andeux Jul 15,2014 8:33 pm

    Final score, Jeter infinity, Satan zero

    TINSTAAFK
  93. doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:34 pm

    Nice home field advantage, bitches.

  94. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:35 pm

  95. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:36 pm

    I saw nothing MLB/FOX did as a way of paying tribute to Tony Gwynn during the game. What gives?

    • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 8:55 pm || Up

      who?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • James V. Jul 15,2014 9:01 pm || Up

        What makes this worse:

  96. lenscrafters Jul 15,2014 8:38 pm

    I’m really curious as to what would happen if Jeter tested positive for steroids tomorrow.

  97. James V. Jul 15,2014 8:41 pm

    Trout: MVP. He finally beat Cabrera for one! I think Trout is also faster than that Corvette.

  98. doctorK Jul 15,2014 8:46 pm

    God’s Guppy – MVP (non-Jeter division)

  99. James V. Jul 15,2014 9:17 pm

    Called it. You can thank me now or later.

  100. Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 15,2014 9:47 pm

    Excuse me guys, but I’d like to nominate Josh Donaldson for a tagline, from SuSlu’s ASG recap:

    “It’s Punto’s fault. I won’t do it again.”

    • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 9:57 pm || Up

      I was just gonna post that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 9:57 pm || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • James V. Jul 15,2014 10:03 pm || Up

          As annoying as the Jeterfellatio was tonight, this section amused me.

          “But let’s be honest,” Norris said. “It was Jeter’s All-Star Game.”

          He and teammate Brandon Moss both got hugs from Jeter when he came out of the game. “Amazing. He smells so good,” Moss said.

          “I think he sweats cologne,” Norris said.

          Norris might have gotten the scoop of the day when he talked to Jeter, who has spent his entire career with the strictly no-facial-hair Yankees.

          “He was telling me he can’t wait for the year to be done so he can finally grow a beard and compete with me – those were his words,” Norris told The Chronicle “He told me the next time the A’s come to New York he’s going to make sure he is in town so he can show me his beard he’s going to grow out.”

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2014 10:11 pm || Up

            Moss is the best.

            • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 10:27 pm || Up

              indeed

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jul 15,2014 10:30 pm || Up

              I think the funniest part of Moss, according to the stories, the rednecky outdoorsy type. Not the guy you would expect to deliver that quote.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 16,2014 3:49 am || Up

                Those are often some of the guys most likely to say that sort of thing.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2014 11:06 pm || Up

      Taglined.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  101. James V. Jul 16,2014 7:00 am

    I…woke up this morning. Not sure what to do about this. I figured since Derek Jeter played in his last ASG, there was nothing more to do. Though as I look outside in this first day after his last ASG, shadows from the sunlight look a whole lot like a “2” out there.

  102. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 1:20 pm

    Don’t forget, if you want tickets with the FK group for the August 9 FK Day celebration game reply to this comment by this Friday!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Jennifer Jul 16,2014 1:38 pm || Up

      I want playoff tickets.

      • dmoas Jul 16,2014 2:06 pm || Up

        I want World Series tickets.

        • nevermoor Jul 16,2014 2:18 pm || Up

          I want WS tickets that aren’t ultimately refunded. Tired of not getting to use the sexy fancy tickets.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Jennifer Jul 16,2014 2:37 pm || Up

          Same, bitch.

          The Kings of Leon/playoff swing Soaker mentioned a while back is on my mind.

    • ptbnl Jul 16,2014 2:20 pm || Up

      I feel like Future Ed has seen this comment before.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  103. the dogfather Jul 16,2014 1:59 pm

    ALERT:

    Desperately seeking recommendations for really, really good restaurant in Oakland/Berkeley environs. Recip is not a foodie, but she IS a healthie (does the Markleeville death ride at 60-type healthy). Suggestions for what’s both good and good for you? Expensive is fine — it’s for a partner placement thanks [eatcher heart out, Yalie-boy]. I already know about Chez Panisse.

    Thanks! Here or email tfcmail@gmail.com

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • ptbnl Jul 16,2014 2:03 pm || Up

      Any dietary restrictions/preferences?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • the dogfather Jul 16,2014 2:15 pm || Up

        Nope — but she does like Sushi.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
        • AV Jul 16,2014 2:19 pm || Up

          kirala?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl Jul 16,2014 2:25 pm || Up

          Ozumo is supposed to be good.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Jul 16,2014 2:07 pm || Up

      Um… Francesco’s? (He said absolutely jokingly).

      • 5Aces Jul 16,2014 2:24 pm || Up

        How great is that?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Jul 16,2014 2:13 pm || Up

      camino. (though it’s difficult, because they don’t cater to diners; they expect diners to know how to enjoy the deliciousness they come up with.)

      pizzaiolo. (more diner friendly, slightly less special.)

      penrose. (new version of pizzaiolo. only detractor is that the seating around the butcherblock tables is not exactly comfortable.)

      A-16 rockridge. (haven’t been there yet.)

      none of these necessarily come with a “as seen on the health channel” sticker, but it’s local farm to table.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 16,2014 2:16 pm || Up

        I can vouch for A-16 SF, at least as of a couple of years ago. Great food.

    • andeux Jul 16,2014 2:21 pm || Up

      Gather is a good choice – good, healthy (not strictly veg, but lots of options), pretty nice atmosphere (but not really fancy).

      Cha Ya (Japanese) and Udupi Palace (Indian) both have amazing veg food (and this coming from a carnivore) but are probably more hole-in-the-wally than you’re looking for.

      Cesar Berkeley (spanish tapas), Duende (spanish/basque), Pizzaiolo (Italian) are all great. All can be loud though.

      Commis, Oliveto, Camino, Dopo, Adesso, Wood Tavern all have good reputations, but I don’t have first hand experience.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 3:19 pm || Up

        Yeah, for what df describes Gather sounds like a good match.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Jul 16,2014 2:29 pm || Up

      I really like Mua – not super fancy and can be loud, but I love building a dinner out of their delicious appetizers.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • the dogfather Jul 16,2014 3:27 pm || Up

      Thanks, all — she shall have a Gathering!

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • batgirl Jul 16,2014 3:35 pm || Up

      I would add Encuentro near Jack London Square.

  104. Glorious Mundy Jul 16,2014 3:33 pm

    Shame this part got edited out:

    DFA: I was looking at our terrible minor league system one day while taking a break from fantasizing about the A’s trying to lose 100+ games, and I just fell in love with him. At first I thought it was the desperation talking, but then I looked deeper into his O-swing percentages, and I checked out his college numbers and saw that he had played some third base. That’s when it hit me: Josh Donaldson is better than you think. Such a simple idea that I couldn’t believe no one else had thought about it. I immediately set aside the 20,000 word opus I was writing on the Angels’ payroll and rushed to post about my revelation on **. TCA gave me shit for that post for years, even after he banned me multiple times, but who’s the most rec’d poster now, right?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 4:13 pm || Up

      Juice in his hands? Does Josh subscribe to the Moises Alou school of hand conditioning?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 16,2014 4:22 pm || Up

        Unpleasant resonance with what happened to Josh Reddick’s dad, too.

  105. Glorious Mundy Jul 16,2014 5:15 pm

    God off days suck. I’m glad we won’t have another one for a wh- SON OF A

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 5:26 pm || Up

      You could always watch the livestream of the City Council meeting starting in 5 minutes about the A’s lease instead. Warning: unlikely to improve any negative opinions. Except that it will pass, probably, so that’s good.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 16,2014 5:38 pm || Up

      saskatchewan is up 1–0 over the cleveland browns at halftime.*

      * i may or may not have a handle on MLS team acronyms.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 16,2014 5:42 pm || Up

        Generic Adidas Jersey A 1-0 Generic Adidas Jersey B

      • andeux Jul 16,2014 5:42 pm || Up

        Go Rough Riders! Or is it Roughriders!*

        * I may or may not be talking about the right sport

        TINSTAAFK
        • AV Jul 16,2014 5:56 pm || Up

          rough rider
          cool stroker
          strong winder
          i had a hard night
          last night.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Jul 16,2014 8:06 pm || Up

            Cool Rider

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 9:28 am || Up

      Filling in the void by taking in a Hillsboro Hops game tonight, currently in first place. I never managed to go last year, so looking forward to seeing the best baseball that Portland Metro has to offer.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • James V. Jul 17,2014 9:30 am || Up

        If I end up out that way, and it’s looking more and more like I will, I’ll definitely go to some games there.

        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 9:42 am || Up

          Cool. As I said, keep me posted. You were doing some mortgage broker kind of work, IIRC. Not that I have major contacts in that area, but can probably give you a name or two to call if you’re looking into that.

          The problem for me for oging to games is having to plan it advance given various parental duties; last season was difficult since Mrs. PDX was suffering from back problems then recovering from back surgery. This year’s been easier, but weekends are usually booked by one thing or another, or just needing to find two hours to get shit done around the house without the kids pulling us in five different directions.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • James V. Jul 17,2014 9:48 am || Up

            It was corporate at a real estate company, but the work itself was kind of specialized. I don’t know if I really want to stay in that particular industry with the way things have gone (or rather, haven’t gone) with the job I was supposed to get at a local place once I obtained a license. Now things are at a point where even if they did have the job ready in a few weeks, I doubt it would work for me after having had to dip into other funds just to make ends meet.

            • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 9:59 am || Up

              That’s too bad when it doesn’t work out. In any case, keep me posted and I’ll try to help out however I’m able.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • James V. Jul 17,2014 10:06 am || Up

                Thanks. I’d be likely to start by renting first so I can have more time to check out different areas, but anything I should especially consider or avoid would be good to know.

                • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 10:16 am || Up

                  The only area to really avoid is Rockwood, which is way over near Gresham and I’m guessing is probably not in your consideration, anyway.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • James V. Jul 17,2014 10:25 am || Up

                  Haven’t reached the point of looking that closely yet. I’m still waiting on an info packet to arrive in the mail from an agent I spoke with in the area.

      • Soaker Jul 17,2014 9:40 am || Up

        The trip to Portland was short notice, but I did get to a Hops game last weekend. The park seemed a little flimsy. It looks like an improved field in an existing city athletic complex. The third base side concessions and restrooms are shared with the existing football stadium. Also the ingress-egress is not very good considering the size of the crowds. I’d say Hillsboro didn’t spend a lot and didn’t get a lot; still, as you say, at least there’s some professional baseball in the area.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 9:49 am || Up

          Since it was about a year plus a month or two between starting the design and finishing construction (and given the budget), that’s not a surprise.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • James V. Jul 17,2014 9:51 am || Up

            Though, for short-season A-ball, it doesn’t need to be fancy. Look at Salem-Keizer.

            Okay, maybe not the BEST example, but the kinds of places these teams play in aren’t going to be all that luxurious. Eugene’s nice, but it’s also on the U of Oregon campus and primarily for the Ducks themselves.

            • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 9:56 am || Up

              True. I haven’t been to Volcanoes stadium, but from driving by, it sure doesn’t look like much. Tacoma Dome is still a much bigger eyesore along the I-5 corridor.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • James V. Jul 17,2014 10:07 am || Up
              • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 12:24 pm || Up

                Ah, the tacoma dome. The venue for my one and only monster truck rally

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • 5Aces Jul 17,2014 1:30 pm || Up

                The Tacoma Dome seems like such a strange place. The youngst Ace and I wen to the car museum next to it. It amazed me that they had to charge $5 forparking in a lot with 4 cars in it around nothing but empty places.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 1:34 pm || Up

                  Fixed.

                  The Tacoma Dome seems like such a strange place.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 4:46 pm || Up

        In researching the teams, I found that the son(or other relation) of Luis Polonia plays 2b for the TriCity Dust Devils. Looking at this year’s stats and previous DSL stats, he’s about as effective of a base runner as his father (9 SB, 10 CS)

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 21,2014 10:48 am || Up

        OK, game – not much excitement, save for a nicely hit dinger (at least 400 feet, probably 420+ from my estimate) from Son of Steve Garvey and siting of Mark Grace, hitting/1b coach for the Hops, who still is on supervised probation from 2012 DUI.

        Also, toddler sitting a few rows in front of us got hit by foul ball in his head. The good thing is that he was alert/crying immediately afterwards. Hoping that it ended up being no more than a goose egg and a headache. His parents got him out of there immediately.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  106. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 5:43 pm

    Hey, @jamesvenes or someone else who tweets, tell Chron’s @WillKane to use the #oakmtg hashtag for best results.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • James V. Jul 16,2014 6:39 pm || Up

      I’ve been busy working on a sprinkler valve this evening.

    • Future Ed Jul 16,2014 7:44 pm || Up

      I don’t have a position on the lease

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  107. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 5:50 pm

    The choice may now be clear:

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 16,2014 5:52 pm || Up

      is that her at the moment of voting no on THIS, or on something else?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  108. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 6:19 pm

    emperornobodyinparticular dropping the big words in his public comments. Does not support current lease. Runs out of time to finish.

    Interesting split in speakers, all legit fervid A’s and Raiders fans, but very different pro-lease anti-lease views. Also lots of front-line A’s employees I recognize from the Coliseum.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nowBodhi Jul 16,2014 10:37 pm || Up

      Here’s what I said, not that it matters:

      First, I’d like everyone in this room to look at the colors of the flag of the city to the right there and decide for yourselves whether the Athletics and the city of Oakland ought to, after 45 years together, think about getting married at long last. The Oakland A’s & Raiders have been, are and will be GLOBAL SPORTS BRANDS that can only elevate the civic profile and possibilities of the city of Oakland.. Small markets don’t hook up to public transit and freeways that serve an area of 8 million people. Assertions to the contrary are PROPAGANDA PLOYS from myopic politicians and especially billionaire owners who imagine themselves ENTITLED to limitless profit with minimal effort. First order of business: STOP REPEATING TALKING POINTS of the entitled wealthy who denigrate whole regions and institutions to further their personal goals of limitless profit, control and ego aggrandizement.

      The logical outcome of Citizens United, “corporate personhood” mentality is that wealthy and connected elites can maximize the socialized risk to communities while also maximizing private profits to THEMSELVES, and have legal approval and standing to feel like corporations have MORE standing as people than actual PEOPLE do. This ownership has spend 12 long years making believe their product’s natural constituency doesn’t exist and that the Athletics are a franchise with little to no support in the East Bay. The last 3 years since the Moneyball film release and the subsequent, steady ascent to the topmost reaches of the MLB firmament has firmly and emphatically challenged this unjust and untrue propaganda and begun to hint that there’s way more to the truth of what the A’s mean to Oakland and the East Bay than the easy, effortless and stereotypical branding of this region as unsupportive of this historic, innovative and standard setting franchise. This will only continue when the season resumes and the product makes its push to attempt to ascend to the highest position in MLB: that of World Series champion, with all the attention, reverence and luster such an achievement can bring. As we speak, this franchise is the near universal favorite to accomplish this… even as its future appears more uncertain than ever. That such a rehabilitation has become possible as the ongoing Oakland Renaissance steams ahead should give everyone involved with this situation pause to reflect on the opportunities inherent to this crisis.

      That said, these lease terms appear as an underdisguised attempt, by an ownership seemingly disconnected from the very community in which it resides and which provides it with so much of its credible “Green Collar” identity, to provide itself with whim fulfillment via the most favorable terms possible, whilst ownership waits for the Giants’ ballpark debt service to be paid off and for its lawsuits in Santa Clara county to reach the fruition they have always desired. Then, whether it’s via the 2 year out clause or within the next decade, ownership will seize the first opportunity to depart from the East Bay, possibly leaving an empty Coliseum and an entire region from its government to its citizens looking even more foolish than nature intended.

      This lease is but a sad, Pyrrhic charade unless written proof is supplied by ownership that they will follow through on their verbally expressed alleged intentions to build in Oakland, either in Coliseum City in collaboration with the Raiders or in some other, as yet undetermined site closer to Downtown. I urge the Council to procure such expression of intent IN WRITING before agreeing to such a skewed lease agreement that favors the interests of ownership so egregiously. Unless such written intent is forthcoming, the essential and very real fear is that the pattern of disingenousness on the part of Athletics current ownership will culminate with an exodus that can only damage, perhaps irrevocably, the already tenuous reputation of the City of Oakland.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  109. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2014 6:26 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  110. James V. Jul 16,2014 8:00 pm

    Rosenthal:

    Fox and Major League Baseball have issued a joint statement on why the loss of Tony Gwynn was not mentioned during the All-Star Game broadcast last night.

    “We are deeply saddened by the loss of Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn, an extraordinary individual whose memory we have honored in numerous ways in recent weeks. The Baseball family has sadly lost a number of people this year – including Hall of Famer Ralph Kiner, Frank Cashen, and former All-Stars Jerry Coleman, Jim Fregosi and Don Zimmer – and did not want to slight anyone by singling out one individual.”

    What a weak excuse. If it takes 15 seconds to bring up Tony Gwynn, take a minute to bring up the rest. They could have easily done that instead of having the entire night being all about Derek Jeter.

    • 5Aces Jul 16,2014 8:10 pm || Up

      How bout cut half averse out of the Dylan song no one knew? How bout just skipping the full explanation for shark since no one who didnt already know would care???

      In 3-4 hours they couldhave found 5 minutes. No one is asking forthe Oscar roll call of the dead.

      And they didn’t mention Bob Welch!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • James V. Jul 16,2014 8:15 pm || Up

        And they just had to stir the pot with Wainwright’s comments!

      • andeux Jul 16,2014 8:16 pm || Up

        Forever Young? Great song, though given the Jeter association they should have used a recent version of 70-year-old Bob croaking it out.

        TINSTAAFK
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 17,2014 2:51 am || Up

        No one knows “Forever Young”?

        Baseball has spent A LOT of time this season talking about dead people after they died. I think folks are aware that Tony Gwynn and Bob Welch were good ballplayers, were pretty cool guys, and are currently deceased. What more needed to be said or accomplished? The Derek Jeter thing was horrendous, obviously, but they do shit like that because they know they can market it.

        • James V. Jul 17,2014 7:29 am || Up

          Mainly the point is the All-Star Game is one of baseball’s true events, watched by a whole hell of a lot of people. Maybe it’s something MLB ought to reconsider going forward, but they could easily do a very short roll call of some kind before or during the game to honor people who have passed, and do it with the entire country watching.

          The reason it stands out more this year is because of how much time was spent making it all about Derek Jeter’s last ASG.

          I know they showed something for Gwynn on Fox Sports 1 but I doubt many people saw that. There was also a moment during the Home Run Derby for Gwynn, but that’s not the ASG.

          It’s a personal thing for me. Maybe it’s not that important in the grand scheme of things, but the good PR that comes from just taking a few moments during one of your primary viewing events, to me, outweighs the negative PR from the way it played out instead.

        • dmoas Jul 17,2014 8:55 am || Up

          The ASG is probably the most appropriate time and place to a do a MLB in memoriam. While most teams have done their own team version of an honor for these people and I’m sure there’s sad MLB sponsored press releases for them, but at the same time this gives an arena for showing one last appreciation for what they’ve done for the game in one of the most public venues of the game. It doesn’t have to be big and showy on an individual basis, but a standard fade in fade out of a photo with birth/death, teams, career highlights, etc. overlaid on it would be entirely appropriate. Ditch that awful God Bless America bullshit and run a video that honors those that have fallen in the past year instead. Then do one last rendition of Take Me Out to the Ballgame in their honor to finish it off.

          • James V. Jul 17,2014 9:02 am || Up

            I’m with you. It’s also a much more appropriate place to do it than, say, during the World Series.

    • dmoas Jul 16,2014 8:20 pm || Up

      I don’t know. That seems kind of reasonable. There are a number people who have died recently and if you somehow you miss one it would be viewed as a slight. Not that they shouldn’t try, but it’s somewhat understandable that they wouldn’t. Also they fucking forgot Welch on that list. Assholes.

      • Future Ed Jul 16,2014 8:42 pm || Up

        they wrote that statement before he died

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jul 16,2014 9:56 pm || Up

        no. it’s self contradictory to the point of bullshit. here’s how:

        did not want to slight anyone by singling out one individual.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Jul 16,2014 10:08 pm || Up

          Not contradictory at all. They’d just rather slight everyone instead of allowing a few to get away unslighted.

          • AV Jul 16,2014 10:15 pm || Up

            they singled out jeter and slighted everyone, then said they didn’t want to single out someone to not slight anyone. it’s like words have no meaning anymore.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 17,2014 2:52 am || Up

              15 years ago, would we have demanded that the All-Star Game feature some kind of short tribute to whoever died that year? I feel like we wouldn’t have, because that wasn’t what the All-Star Game was for, and it still shouldn’t be.

            • dmoas Jul 17,2014 5:45 am || Up

              (I was joking)

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 17,2014 2:35 am || Up

      The entirety of Major League Baseball spent like a week talking about nothing but Tony Gwynn. I think it’s okay.

    • Soaker Jul 17,2014 8:04 am || Up

      The ESPYs were on while I was in a sports bar last night, and ESPN made a point of opening the “those we lost” segment with a specific dedication to Gwynn before going into the montage of everybody else. A slap at Fox perhaps.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • batgirl Jul 17,2014 1:13 pm || Up

        I only watched for a few minutes and that was long enough for:
        1. Michael Sam to make me cry
        2. Realize that whoever this Drake is, he is a total dick.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 17,2014 5:28 pm || Up

          Of course’s he’s a dick. He’s a guy who started his career on DeGrassi and now raps about how he “started from the bottom,” and he totally ripped off Rappin’ 4-Tay and had to be publicly called out before making it right.

  111. AV Jul 17,2014 12:37 pm

    this steaming pile of days off is really starting to stink.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 12:48 pm || Up

      right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 1:12 pm || Up

      To take your mind off of said pile, the results of Oakland A’s games on July 17 of every year ending in “4” or “9:”

      2009: A’s 7, Slegna 3. (Bobby who?)
      2004: White Sox 5, A’s 2. (Did you know that Paul Konerko has only two seasons with bWAR>3?)
      1999: Barry Bonds 7, A’s 2
      1994: Red Sox 4, A’s 3 (Did the opposing CFer inspire this album?)
      1989: Tigers 2, A’s 1
      1984: Red Sox 6, A’s 1
      1979: All Star Break
      1974: A’s 2, Orioles 0. Rollie with the one out save
      1969: A’s 8, Pilots 2. Nice night for Bando.

      July 17 record of 3-5. So really, it’s for the best.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • 5Aces Jul 17,2014 1:39 pm || Up

        The part of the year where Jim Bouton only gets in lost cause games. Pitches 2.2 innings of shutout ball as soon as the A’s chanes of winning are at 99%.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • AV Jul 17,2014 1:41 pm || Up

        all i gotta say is, you can’t hide from 4-5.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 17,2014 1:50 pm || Up

          I predict that on July 17, 2019, the A’s, led by Bartolo “Cy(borg)” Colon’s perfectly located 113 mph fastballs, will beat the Angels 14-3, because Scioscia refuses to budge from “old school” biology and denied Trout’s request for offseason stem cell surgery. The A’s are led on offense by Norris, who simply lassoes his beard around the bases, getting an inside the park HR in every at bat.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 17,2014 5:28 pm || Up

        Well thank God we beat the Pilots.

      • Thunderbutt Jul 17,2014 7:48 pm || Up

        ’64, year of the Dragon: world meets Thunderbutt.

        There is always a score.
        • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 21,2014 9:56 am || Up

          Thunderbutt wins, Dragon wins, world wins, universe wins…

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  112. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2014 5:20 pm

    I seriously cannot believe there is no baseball tonight. WTF.

    • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:00 pm || Up

      shane peterson with a HR. 1-0 Rivercats in Albuquerque

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:06 pm || Up

        pomeranz has 4 ks through 3.1, but just fking walked chone fking figgens.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:08 pm || Up

          pb gets fking figgins to 3rd, Pomeranz then walks Joc Peterson

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:14 pm || Up

            3 run hr to a “federovich”

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:15 pm || Up

              had him 1-2, went to 3-2

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:19 pm || Up

                and a Brock peterson his another 2 strike HR.

                (nick Buss in left, I assume he passed through waivers)

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 7:19 pm || Up

                  hits

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • MikeV Jul 17,2014 7:36 pm || Up

                  NOBODY CLAIMED NICK BUSS?????

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2014 7:55 pm || Up

                  This is not the Pomerantz performance we need to net us Rollins, huh.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 8:26 pm || Up

                  Shane peterson with his 2nd HR.

                  Apparently the 5 HRS today have been hit to the exact same spot

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2014 9:05 pm || Up

                  THREE SHANE PETERSON HOMERS NOW OMFG

                • Future Ed Jul 17,2014 9:23 pm || Up

                  OOOOO ruben!!!! Ruben. Shiny prospects!!

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Jul 17,2014 9:49 pm || Up

                  I take it he no longer plays for us?

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2014 9:50 pm || Up

                  THE HELL HE DOESN’T. HE’S A PCL ALL-STAR AND HE’S OURS, BABY.

                • dmoas Jul 17,2014 9:57 pm || Up

                  Okay. So A) Did the puppy break his hand again? B) What the fuck is up with that outfield wall?

            • AV Jul 17,2014 8:21 pm || Up

              i think you’re watching tennis by accident.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ptbnl Jul 17,2014 7:14 pm || Up

            At least the homer makes the passed ball and stolen base moot.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  113. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2014 10:14 am

    (Afraid to check whether there’s baseball or not tonight.)

  114. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2014 10:17 am

    $25 for autographs from Canseco or Stew
    $50 for Rickey, Eck, or LaRussa

    I get the Hall of Fame distinction, but GTF out of here with 50 bones for a TLR autograph.

    • 5Aces Jul 18,2014 10:26 am || Up

      I LIKE TLR and I dont think I would pay 25 let alone 50. I would pay $50 for Stew without blinking. Hell, I imagine he could stare at me and just scare the $50 out.

      I also bet I could just wait until after the game and get Canseco’s autograph for a Mucho Burrito and a deluxe chilli cheese fry at Del Taco.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • James V. Jul 18,2014 10:57 am || Up

      The flat rates based on being in the HOF are not are pretty silly.

      • dmoas Jul 18,2014 11:19 am || Up

        I wouldn’t even pay the $25.

        • James V. Jul 18,2014 11:38 am || Up

          I understand proceeds going to charity and all that, but this has the feeling of having to pay some big appearance fees to the players and needing a way to account for that. So, charge the fans who are excited to meet them for a moment. I’d expect it at a card show, but not a baseball game.

  115. batgirl Jul 18,2014 12:31 pm
  116. dmoas Jul 18,2014 12:45 pm
    • MikeV Jul 18,2014 1:11 pm || Up

      sigh.

      I am just saying, if we get past the trade deadline and our 2B is Callaspo/Sogard/Punto/Parrino I’m going to call it a massive FKing failure on Billy’s part.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jul 18,2014 1:31 pm || Up

      I don’t like the zobrist thing, but I am not impressed with that for 2014.

      i think it helps us more than hurts. The mariners play the angles 12 more times or so, us only 6.

      If they have price for 2-3 angels starts, that is a drag on the Angels schedlue, not ours.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 18,2014 2:18 pm || Up

        But look at how they played us at the end of the first half. You just know McClendon will do his damnedest to stick us with Felix/Price/Ewok for all six of those games if he can. Because he knows we’re the team he has to beat to win the division, not the Angels.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 18,2014 2:16 pm || Up

      I kind of can’t believe I forgot that the Mariners could trade for David Price, but that possibility makes me much more concerned than anything the Angels have done or could do–especially because the Angels are in no position to get David Price.

  117. MikeV Jul 18,2014 3:09 pm

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • James V. Jul 18,2014 3:12 pm || Up

      Hope he blows more than just the one save he’s got on his record so far this year.

      • nevermoor Jul 18,2014 3:36 pm || Up

        Presumably for Trout, right?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jul 18,2014 4:13 pm || Up

      Whatever. Still ain’t scared.

      • dmoas Jul 18,2014 5:18 pm || Up

        I’m an A’s fan. I’m always scared. Everyone else gets that fucked up luck with garbage.

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