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Game 81: Season half full 219

Green vs. orange here too.

Gentry, Callaspo, Cespedes, Donaldson, Freiman, Moss, Punto, Vogt, Milone vs. LHP Andrew Heaney.

Already down 1-0 on a Yelich triple and Callaspo error.

Go Green!

219 thoughts on “Game 81: Season half full

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 10:28 am

    I was unaware the A’s game had started, they don’t seem to play a lot of Saturday 1:00 PM Eastern start times anymore.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 10:29 am

    I see Freiman has arrived in time and is fit to play, apparently.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 10:32 am

    Francis may have to close again today.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 10:35 am || Up

      Why not, he’s been our best closer this year.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. AV Jun 29,2014 10:40 am

    with plays like that, i’m shocked we’re not sending a 2b-man to the ASG.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. andeux Jun 29,2014 10:40 am

    Nice running scoop by Tomaso covering 1st

    TINSTAAFK
  6. dmoas Jun 29,2014 10:54 am

    Happy Fucking Birthday, Tommy.

  7. andeux Jun 29,2014 10:54 am

    Tomaso flashing the leather again!

    TINSTAAFK
  8. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 10:56 am

    33 pitches. Um, guys you know your job

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 11:16 am || Up

      After the 14-inning game, it looks like they think their job is “get this game over fast and get on the plane to Detroit”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. MikeV Jun 29,2014 11:02 am

    What the hell is Nate doing with the bat

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  10. dmoas Jun 29,2014 11:03 am

    I think someone on the production staff for CSN has a puppet fetish.

    • AV Jun 29,2014 11:16 am || Up

      is gerard damiano still directing?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:15 am

    can this guy de the designated little nicky fucking punto pitcher?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:15 am

    oh for fucks sake

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. AV Jun 29,2014 11:15 am

    TOOTBLA.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:14 pm || Up

      Do I see what you did there? Or is it a typo.

      • AV Jun 29,2014 5:27 pm || Up

        I SAID. AND I MEANT.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 5:28 pm || Up

        YSWHDT

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Jun 29,2014 7:20 pm || Up

      and seeing the vid, he woulda been safe if he hadn’t stopped to lollygag halfway on his way back. he starts running, looks, goes oh i got it i’ll hang out behind this 1st baseman for a while la li la… oops gotta go! ~TAG~

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. MikeV Jun 29,2014 11:15 am

    What the actual fuck was that

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  15. dmoas Jun 29,2014 11:16 am

    Fking Pootblan

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:15 pm || Up

  16. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 11:16 am

    unfuckingbelievable.

  17. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:17 am

    Even when . does good he ends up doing bad.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:18 am || Up

      thats a country song, yeah?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:23 am || Up

        It is now. My old lady left me with nothing but a Punto.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:21 am

    way to go cowboy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:22 am

    Joe SMASH!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. andeux Jun 29,2014 11:23 am

    Tomaso on pace for a 96-pitch 8-inning CG.

    TINSTAAFK
  21. andeux Jun 29,2014 11:25 am

    The offense can feel free to wake up any time though.

    TINSTAAFK
  22. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:30 am

    always send callaspo on stanton

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:31 am

    way to go josh

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:32 am

    UNLEASE THE FREIMAN

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:16 pm || Up

      You want to break lease already? We just got him.

  25. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 11:32 am

    SIX. EIGHT. NATE.

  26. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:32 am

    Sotr of new TALL guy!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:33 am

    Thats one awkward HR tunnel.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Soaker Jun 29,2014 11:33 am

    I think it was the Starbucks that did it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:35 am || Up

      how do you know its starbucks? Vince just said “your convenient coffee establishment”

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:37 am || Up

        I think SuSlu mentioned them by name this morning. It would be a better story if he hit up some hole in the wall cafe and got some Cuban coffee.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 11:41 am || Up

          mixed with meth.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Englishmajor Jun 29,2014 12:00 pm || Up

          Yeah, radio guys said Sbux as well.

          • Englishmajor Jun 29,2014 12:00 pm || Up

            It must have been a Frappucino (TM).

          • Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2014 2:26 pm || Up

            Of course. Even the small there is tall.

  29. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 11:36 am

    Big Nate! They were talking earlier on the radio about how he’s been working to keep his hands loose, that swing looked good!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  30. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:37 am

    good news! it was never 4-0

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 29,2014 1:06 pm || Up

      this is about the war with oceania huh?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:38 am

    less awsome

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:38 am

    I had never seen that thing working. I never want to see it again either.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:41 am

    well, that was a lot of solid contact

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:49 am

    If. hurt someone could he be suspended?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 11:52 am || Up

      Well, if he took out a couple of South Florida geezers…you wouldn’t believe how terrible the driving is down there, and when you look over to flip them off the person is always at least 80 y.o.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 11:57 am || Up

      The weight on his shoulders now is probably going to make him hit worse.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 12:00 pm || Up

        Dont think that is possible now that his designated pitcher was taken out.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  35. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:51 am

    isn’t it great ot have the seats so close to the action?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jun 29,2014 11:55 am || Up

      Imagine if it weren’t Punto at the plate and it was someone who could actually hit.

    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 5:12 pm || Up

      In case MikeV missed it. If you’re sitting in the front row down the first base line and get nailed on the right side of the face you’re just an idiot; it has nothing to do with the proximity of the seats to the field.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:53 am

    wouldn’t you think that an ambulance would be closer? like in the ball park?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Jun 29,2014 12:03 pm || Up

      I remember an ambulance coming onto the field right away at the Coliseum for Johnny Damon — as if they had it parked out by the tunnel.

  37. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 11:54 am

    I think you need to ph for . in this situation, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 11:59 am || Up

      You mispelled “every”.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:18 pm || Up

      I think you need to DFA Punto in this every situation.

  38. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:00 pm

    Meanwhile, the Angels are playing the Bad News Bears.

  39. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:11 pm

    lets get this polanco guy out

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  40. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:18 pm

    insurance please!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:18 pm

    shocked face

    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:18 pm || Up

      right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 12:21 pm || Up

      Callaspo is just barely not-awful enough that it’s allowed Melvin to Bartonize Keebs, with just 6 plate appearances in the last 11 games.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:22 pm || Up

        and some of those have been because NL

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. Englishmajor Jun 29,2014 12:21 pm

    These Frontier Ford demonstrate another reason why Billy didn’t play himself in Moneyball.

  43. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:24 pm

    ATTN DFA:

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:28 pm

    so. cook and doolittle?

    oflarhety tomorrow?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:29 pm || Up

      abad and cook?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 12:31 pm || Up

      O’Flaherty still has plenty of time left on his rehab stint and I think the intent is to leave him in Sac for just about the whole 30 days. If they added a pitcher in Detroit it would be one of Rodriguez, Savery or Scribbles.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:31 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:32 pm || Up

      at least redmond will have yellich bunt

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. andeux Jun 29,2014 12:32 pm

    goddamnit, Stanton is potentially up 4th, Abad gets the first batter 0-2 then throws a fastball down the middle.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:33 pm || Up

      Even Glen and Ray were talking about how dumb that was.

      • lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:33 pm || Up

        w00t! Doesn’t matter.

        • andeux Jun 29,2014 12:34 pm || Up

          It was an 0-2 fastball down the middle to Yelich too. But yay.

          TINSTAAFK
  47. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:35 pm

    OH FUCK. GOD DAMMIT KOTTARAS!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:36 pm

    catch. the. fking. ball.

  49. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 12:39 pm

    COOKIE!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  50. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:39 pm

    exhale

    • lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:41 pm || Up

      Also coincided nicely with Doucheface blowing it in KC.

      • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:47 pm || Up

        walks lefty gordon on 3 pitches 4-3 KC

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:40 pm

    never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:42 pm

    out of NC Wilmington. Safe to root against FSU?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 12:45 pm || Up

      I doubt that FSU cares about Wilmington any more than I care about Fucla.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:47 pm

    LOL Scioscia’s IBB backfires as Wilson walks in the tiebreaking run.

  54. Soaker Jun 29,2014 12:48 pm

    Three more outs to finish sweeping the fish guts off the floor.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  55. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:49 pm

    oh well.

    Come on cook. need outs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:49 pm

    error? Vince made it sound like a tough chance

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 12:54 pm

    vince keeps talking about how great the 25 guys on the roster has been.

    Does he not realize that about 30 people have played this year?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 12:56 pm || Up

      I do find myself wishing Roxy would do Ken’s innings and Vince would just stick to his usual three.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:20 pm || Up

        you mean, “…and Vince would quit being a broadcaster and go into accounting or start practicing law or sell insurance or any damn thing but broadcasting.”

    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:43 pm || Up

      35 people have played in the majors for the A’s this season.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 29,2014 8:52 pm || Up

        Another callous slap in the face to Bob Welsh.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:53 pm || Up

          well, O’Flarhety and McCarthy will make 36 and 37.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux Jun 29,2014 8:56 pm || Up

            Isn’t #35 #36?

            TINSTAAFK
            • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 9:01 pm || Up

              yes. I counted wrong. I think #37 was #32, its free

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 9:05 pm || Up

        So what happens when Reddick isnt really that hurt, and Blanks get better, and Nate hits the cover off the ball for a week or 2?

        I cant imagine someone isn’t thinking about La Potencia to SS.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • DFA Jun 30,2014 7:59 am || Up

          Trade Reddick

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • 5Aces Jun 30,2014 9:21 am || Up

            Could Reddick+Blanks/Nate+one of the MIs+one bullpen arm get us anything to fill a need? Could it be enough to land a Rollins if we threw in a non-Russell minor leaguer?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • DFA Jun 30,2014 10:12 pm || Up

              This is what they should do

              Reddick -> KCR

              KCR Prospects -> AZD

              McCarthy + Ahmed -> OAK

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  58. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:57 pm

    Good thing he didn’t throw that to Stanton…

  59. andeux Jun 29,2014 12:59 pm

    51/81

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 1:00 pm || Up

      Which makes the 92-93 wins usually required to at least get a wild card spot a pretty low bar.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 4:21 pm || Up

        Nah, we’re gonna get 103 at least.

  60. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 12:59 pm

    Man what a stressful sweep. I’ll take it.

  61. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 1:01 pm

    Nice sweep, bitches.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. nowBodhi Jun 29,2014 1:02 pm

    (((curtain falls on a most enjoyable Act One)))

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  63. 5Aces Jun 29,2014 1:02 pm

    Nate sounds tired…dont know why.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 29,2014 1:03 pm || Up

      Imagine being sleep-deprived and then having to deal with Fosse questions.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Jun 29,2014 1:04 pm || Up

        There must be something in the Geneva Conventions about that.

        TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 1:06 pm || Up

        Aren’t there rules about that. Geneva something something?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • James V. Jun 29,2014 7:16 pm || Up

        How great is that?

        • nowBodhi Jun 29,2014 8:38 pm || Up

          So, tell us what it felt like, to be in that situation where you had liberated Fallujah and ISIS had to retreat maybe sooner than they had wanted but you still were captured by Al Qaeda insurrectionary forces and subjected to torture, subjected to a sleep deprived state where maybe you had to fly across the country and make a connecting flight somewhere in, say, Darmstadt Air Base or Teheran or Phoenix and then to be able to come to that Starbucks counter and be able to swallow 11 Caramel Frappucinos, where maybe 3 would maybe on another day make you vomit, I mean to see the expression on the barista’s face and then to get the start at first base and hit that impressive, clutch home run on of all nights Thousand Year Caliphate Night at Marlins Park… and then on top of everything to be awarded the Congressional Medal of Freedom AND Starbucks Southeast Regional Customer of the Year during the time out while the injured fans were being attended to, tell us a little about what that felt like.

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  64. AV Jun 29,2014 1:09 pm

    they just keep finding ways.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  65. bear88 Jun 29,2014 1:37 pm

    They win because Freeman shows up and hits a 3-run homer and Milone and what was available in the bullpen was good enough.

  66. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 2:18 pm

    strike three on a foul bunt, ned yost?

    Everyone in that organization should be fired

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  67. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 2:38 pm

    Grilli in for the Angels

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jun 29,2014 2:43 pm || Up

      Unlucky.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 2:45 pm || Up

        stupid unlucky

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Thunderbutt Jun 29,2014 6:23 pm || Up

          Royals are easy to root for, even when they’re not beating the Slegna.

          There is always a score.
          • DFA Jun 30,2014 8:01 am || Up

            DMGM

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • andeux Jun 30,2014 12:19 pm || Up

              Who just signed Raul Ibanez.

              TINSTAAFK
              • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2014 12:23 pm || Up

                I was sure you were joking, but nope. This a real thing that happened.

                • dmoas Jun 30,2014 1:09 pm || Up

                  Kind of like finding out that Omar Minaya took over (at least temporarily) the Padres.

                • nevermoor Jul 3,2014 7:55 am || Up

                  Shaking her head ruefully, the Onion’s Sports editor shuts down the main server.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  68. lenscrafters Jun 29,2014 3:33 pm

    Giants are imploding. 9.5 game lead gone in just three weeks.

    • dmoas Jun 29,2014 4:33 pm || Up

      That makes me smile. But let’s not duplicate their overconfident cockiness.

      • bear88 Jun 29,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        Yeah, the obvious lesson is that healthy-seeming leads can vanish in a hurry.

        So that’s why I am pleased the A’s are managing to squeeze out as many wins as possible now. Shoot, it’s not as if the Detroit matchups are that great. Monday is tough, Mills on Tuesday, and Verlander might stink against everyone else this year, but let’s see if the sight of the A’s perks him up.

        • Soaker Jun 29,2014 8:15 pm || Up

          That’s what I was thinking with the “low bar” comment. 39-42 or even 38-43 should give the A’s a wild card, 41-40 and they’re almost certainly in. Shit happens though.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:23 pm || Up

            agree. the east and central are messes. they will try to out suck each other. 91 win team wins both divisions.

            the mariners are essentially ied with the yankees for making the playoffs (b-Pro). the A’s and Angels are both over 90%.

            still, the games have to be played. people have to not be hurt. people have to not go 2012 Post ASB reddick.

            Mike trout has to no be a 15 WAR player. The back end of the Angels rotation has to not be that good. the Angels upgrade has to be worse than the A’s.

            Trajan walker has to not fulfill his potential this year.

            there are lots of pitfalls, there can be no granted taking, but yeah, making the play in game is reachable.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 8:29 pm || Up

              making the play in game is reachable.

              If that doesn’t spell out the worrying nature of FK nothing does.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Soaker Jun 29,2014 8:38 pm || Up

                To me a lot of the fun of the 162-game season is worrying about your team, complaining about Johnson and Francis and Barton and . and Sogard and Reddick etc. and just being an Eeyore (which I do suppress here more often than not). Other people want to wave flags all the time. Whatever makes a 6-month season fun for you, go with it.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 8:39 pm || Up

                  That is bizarre to me. The fun of the 162-game season is that the A’s are balling out of control with no sign of stopping.

                • Soaker Jun 29,2014 8:45 pm || Up

                  It must have been hard to find any “fun” in the 162-game Geren seasons then.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:48 pm || Up

                  green season

                  Genre season

                  gre en season

                  neer g season

                  but not a fun season

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Soaker Jun 29,2014 8:54 pm || Up

                  Huh. The winning or losing does dictate how much attention I pay in August and especially September when I might lean more toward watching college football, but aside from that 51-30 or 30-51 doesn’t make much difference in my life.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:58 pm || Up

                  the winning season are fun. fun to look forward, fun to calculate how many wins in the week/month/road trip are needed. who needs to do what when.

                  the losing seasons are fun for getting up in the morning thinking that Greg smith can beat the white sox if this happens and Kevin Kouzmanoff stays hot.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Soaker Jun 29,2014 9:05 pm || Up

                  I suppose I approach it the way somebody like Korach has to. You can criticize specifics, but you can’t have a negative attitude about the team overall because nobody will want to listen to a broadcast where that comes across. As I said I can be more Eeyorish that Korach would allow himself, but anyway I have a good time every day even if the team is a putrid mess.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • James V. Jun 29,2014 10:53 pm || Up

                  The older I’m getting, the less wins and losses really matter to me in terms of the affect they have on my life. Sure, I love a great win and it’s sweet if the team wins a playoff series, but I’ve seen enough playoff disappointment that it’s getting easier to toss those feelings aside and move on.

                • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 9:08 pm || Up

                  I can’t imagine the non winning seasons if you are like a Padre’s fan. One of the things I like is trying to read the tea leaves that Billy and the FO are reading. While I don’t do the stats near as well as several here, trying to see why they move someone and go after someone else is great fun. And if we have seen anything the last couple of years it is that no move is done without a reason.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 9:10 pm || Up

                  And somewhat related, nothing like when I was going back trying to see the PT/OPD posts to see comments from late 2011 about how this team needed to be blown up again because clearly guys like Parker and the players we got from Washington and Boston in trades were not strong enough to get us to much more than the continued .500 record.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Jul 3,2014 10:12 am || Up

                  I mostly bail out as soon as we’re officially eliminated. I marginally do the same once we’ve clinched too (at least until the playoffs start). I just can’t watch meaningless baseball. Without a goal beyond “win this game” it holds very little enjoyment for me. Mostly because I see nothing separating one game over another at which point 162 of those is way too many, so much so that one individual game’s “specialness” gets lost.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 29,2014 9:00 pm || Up

                  Yeah. Those seasons were not fun at all.

                • nevermoor Jul 3,2014 7:58 am || Up

                  I totally get this. Sports “hate” and pearl clutching is a great thing.

                  And it’s far more fun to bitch about Punto than it is to write comment #3,452 about how great Donaldson is (unless, of course, you’re DFA and can sneak in an “I FKing told you so”)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Jul 3,2014 11:08 pm || Up

                  the goal is also to improve… so talking about whats working isn’t really that fun.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 4,2014 8:03 am || Up

                  Also true.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • mother pucker Jun 29,2014 11:28 pm || Up

                As long as we are are worrying, while my chief worry would be a catastrophic collapse and missing the playoffs, followed by having to play in the play-in game, my most “realistic” (at present time) worry is that the A’s get matched up against either a very strong Angels squad or a very, very, very strong Mariners’ pitching staff in round 1 as opposed to getting the winner of the AL East.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 30,2014 12:20 am || Up

                  Mariners might pose a problem, but not the Angels.

                • DFA Jun 30,2014 8:06 am || Up

                  I worry that the IP catches up to us and we fall apart… bank wins now.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 30,2014 5:05 pm || Up

                  If that happens, all the banked wins in the world won’t get us anywhere in the playoffs. If we’re at risk of a pitching collapse, we need to shore up the rotation.

                • andeux Jun 30,2014 9:44 am || Up

                  Worst case scenario (and hence what will probably happen): losing game 5, at home, to C.J. Wilson.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Jul 3,2014 7:59 am || Up

                  No. Worst case scenario is Verlander. And will remain so forever and ever amen.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 3,2014 10:14 am || Up

                  We’d win that shit on appeal. LAWYERED!

                • mikeA Jun 30,2014 10:06 am || Up

                  I would rather play the WC winner in most scenarios. I would be afraid of playing Angels in the first (or any) round, but Tor has three pitchers who have all shut down the A’s recently, so I’m not crazy about that either. Yankees with only one Tanaka game, Mariners with only one Felix game, or Orioles or Royals would be as good a playoff matchup as we could hope for, which is not to say they would win…

                • DFA Jun 30,2014 10:13 pm || Up

                  I want nothing to do with Iwakuma in a serries

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:15 pm || Up

          the angels have been just as good as the A’s in june. (as have the mariners).

          This is by no means over. and a 5 1/2 game lead is almost the same as a 1 1/2 game lead

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 5:39 pm || Up

      Hmmm…If I didn’t know better it would almost seem like there is a saying about this. Like some sort of falling in action in the month right before July. Let me think about that for a bit..

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  69. James V. Jun 29,2014 7:17 pm

    A series sweep that could have just as easily resulted in getting swept if not for a few things going our way? Taken, no questions asked.

    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 7:19 pm || Up

      the blue jays series was that way too.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 7:18 pm

    jeebus, its 2 hours since the start.

    Yankees/red sox just finished the 5th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. mikeA Jun 29,2014 7:23 pm

    So I was out camping, lost my data signal at a 5-5 tie yesterday, get back to two wins, an Angels loss, two more Giants losses to finish blowing their huge lead (for now…) And looks like yesterday’s game would have been pretty awful to watch. Very nice.

    • James V. Jun 29,2014 7:25 pm || Up

      I mentioned on Twitter, but the Giants have lost 6 of 7 along with 4 straight, and I think we all know the only game they won over the past week.

      • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 7:30 pm || Up

        I have many giants fan friends. they are good fans, they are good friends.

        I am not a giants hater.

        I guarantee you, by the time the A’s play at warrantless wiretap park, at las 2/3s of the enoranged throng will think the Giants are in first place and or won the world series in 2013

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2014 7:46 pm || Up

          Definitely read that as “engorged thong.”

        • Englishmajor Jun 29,2014 8:30 pm || Up

          I’m surprised there are as many Giants fans panicking as there are. After all, this is an even-numbered year, ergo they will win the World Series, and their current position in the standing is irrelevant. .

          • nevermoor Jul 3,2014 8:00 am || Up

            I would love for them to make the WS, as long as we do too.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • dmoas Jul 3,2014 10:15 am || Up

              I’d hate for them to ever make the playoffs again. I despise them with every fiber of my being.

      • andeux Jun 29,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        and 15 out of 19

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:06 pm || Up

          that is just terrible. Like 2003 tigers terrible.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 29,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      giant have sole possession of first by a thousandth of a percentage point.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jun 29,2014 7:36 pm || Up

        when you’re splitting hairs with stats, is that razrmetrics?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • 5Aces Jun 29,2014 7:39 pm || Up

          If you do it with an Amici’s pizza is it RazrandMrTmetrics?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • andeux Jun 29,2014 8:05 pm || Up

          Only if you’re also xbhaskarx’s cousin.

          TINSTAAFK
  72. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:46 pm

    jj is last in fWAR (pitchers) on the team.

    he has 4 wins.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. Future Ed Jun 29,2014 8:52 pm

    half the NL rules scedule is done. just 2 in sf and 3 in atlanta left (i think).

    I cannot wait. I am having withdrawls after a week of one catcher lineups.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  74. doctorK Jun 30,2014 9:48 am
    • AV Jun 30,2014 9:55 am || Up

      EMTs must get police training in florida… ’cause that medic copped a feel!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • doctorK Jun 30,2014 11:48 am || Up

        He’s just making sure the bewbs are OK.

  75. MikeV Jun 30,2014 12:13 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  76. lenscrafters Jun 30,2014 12:23 pm

    • MikeV Jun 30,2014 12:25 pm || Up

      Kazmir and Doolittle should make it too.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2014 12:33 pm || Up

        Farrell has to pick Doolittle if he wants to win. Kazmir deserves to be there, but I bet he gets caught in a numbers squeeze.

        • MikeV Jun 30,2014 12:36 pm || Up

          He’s way up there in all the traditional stats though.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 30,2014 5:07 pm || Up

            Not the most important one: East Coastness.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2014 1:37 pm || Up

          what does Farrell care.

          zing!

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Thunderbutt Jun 30,2014 12:37 pm || Up

      This whole recognition thing makes me uneasy.

      There is always a score.
  77. MikeV Jun 30,2014 1:25 pm

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • 5Aces Jun 30,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      So now I imagine there will soon be “you should try coaching” suggestions.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • MikeV Jun 30,2014 1:45 pm || Up

        I would imagine an OF with a career .728 OPS in the minors, well…

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

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