Gm 63: Good Morning Baltimore ← FREE KRAUT!

Gm 63: Good Morning Baltimore 407

A’s try to win the series today before heading off to Anaheim for another 3 game set. They’ve decided to make it a challenge for themselves with this lineup:

Jaso, Punto, Donaldson, Moss, Cespedes, Vogt, Norris, Callaspo, Blanks, Kazmir

vs

Markakis, Machado, Jones, Cruz, Davis, Hardy, Pearce, Schoop. Hundley, Jimenez

407 thoughts on “Gm 63: Good Morning Baltimore

  1. dmoas Jun 8,2014 10:36 am

    My mind is boggling on that line up. Apparently both Crisp, Lowrie, and Gentry are hurt or dead?

    • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 10:39 am || Up

      It’s the worst of the season both offensively and defensively.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 6:43 pm || Up

        When the worst lineup of the season still wins 11-1, you know you’ve got a pretty durn good team.

    • AV Jun 8,2014 10:39 am || Up

      i’m holding my breath until we get a lineup composed entirely of 2bmen and catchers.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Thunderbutt Jun 8,2014 10:43 am || Up

        Ray is really psyched, though.

        There is always a score.
        • AV Jun 8,2014 10:49 am || Up

          glad espn day is over so he can get the hell out of my radio.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:02 am || Up

            he is on my network!

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            • AV Jun 8,2014 11:07 am || Up

              well hey, if he starts talking randomly about some helicopter that he’s ribbing VC about, at least they’ll have the ability to show you what the fuck he’s talking about.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. dmoas Jun 8,2014 10:39 am

    Do we hope for 27 strike outs with this defense?

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 10:45 am || Up

      Now watch Kaz pitch a perfect game with zero Ks.

      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 10:47 am || Up

        Nope. This is going to be LONG game. Please don’t let the ball touch the bat again.

  3. andeux Jun 8,2014 10:39 am

    Our defensive alignment is … interesting.

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  4. andeux Jun 8,2014 10:40 am

    Jimenez pitching around .

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    • andeux Jun 8,2014 10:42 am || Up

      to set up the Donaldson DP. Of course.

      TINSTAAFK
  5. Thunderbutt Jun 8,2014 10:44 am

    Let’s GO OAKland!

    There is always a score.
  6. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 10:45 am

    I’m still really annoyed about the slegnA game last night. I can’t believe how badly Ventura managed that game.

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:03 am || Up

      how do you let a lefty starter give up a grand slam to trout?

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  7. the llama Jun 8,2014 10:55 am

    I am generally opposed to capital punishment, but then I see Punto batting second.

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 10:56 am || Up

      Don’t hate the player, hate the game?

      • the llama Jun 8,2014 10:58 am || Up

        I used to believe in a loving god, but then I see senseless crimes like Punto sliding into first base.

    • AV Jun 8,2014 10:59 am || Up

      how about capitol punishment? (send him to sacto.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. andeux Jun 8,2014 10:58 am

    Damn, I thought Vogt got all of that one.

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  9. the llama Jun 8,2014 11:02 am

    I like that graphic overlay.

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:03 am || Up

      is it new? this is my first tv game

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  10. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:07 am

    Smattering of A’s fans

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    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:08 am || Up

      came down from philly, no doubt

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  11. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:11 am

    With that Cruz play, two things strike me funny. It was a pitch, so with the batter out of the box and the ball across the plate, it would have been strike three and before Cruz could score. And the batter could have easily swung and hit Norris to get the interference call.

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:13 am || Up

      And apparently those both struck Glen & Ray and Norris.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 6:46 pm || Up

      Was it actually a pitch? I don’t know what the rules are surrounding what is a pitch and what isn’t.

      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 6:52 pm || Up

        It was. He didn’t lift his back foot off the rubber before throwing it.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 11:13 am

    I am listening to this game from the beach in Half Moon Bay, where surprisingly 95.7 comes in strong and clear.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:13 am || Up

      Are your pants half way down your ass or is just one cheek showing?

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:17 am || Up

      I am watching on a 65″ suburban TV

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      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:18 am || Up

        How does the driver see out the back of that?!

        • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:20 am || Up

          oh, not a suburban, a canyonero

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 11:34 am || Up

        #dfawallspace

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 11:18 am

    Please don’t hit into a double play.

  14. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:18 am

    wow blanks looks like a large fellow

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  15. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:23 am

    Angel taketh and the Angel giveth?

  16. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:24 am

    Off the top of the wall.

  17. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 11:24 am

    double

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:25 am || Up

      It looked like Jaso was heading for third.

      • andeux Jun 8,2014 11:26 am || Up

        Only after they called HR, I think.

        TINSTAAFK
        • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:27 am || Up

          It looked like he was already heading there as he called it. Either it’s probably the right call.

  18. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:24 am

    Not a home run.

  19. AV Jun 8,2014 11:25 am

    who builds a baseball outfield wall with a little step like that and thinks it’s a good idea? WHO?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:26 am || Up

      All ball parks need to set up cameras specifically for that AND ensure there’s nothing that make it unclear if it’s over or not.

    • andeux Jun 8,2014 11:27 am || Up

      I can’t even tell if there is a gap (like in Oakland) or if it’s just a step at that point.

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:28 am || Up

        There a gap, but there’s a pipe/pole along the top of the wall just on/behind the padding.

        • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 11:29 am || Up

          I believe Reddick or someone else hit that pole once.

          • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:31 am || Up

            Jaso just did. It’s the top of the wall. You may be thinking of that game in KC pre-review where they inexplicably have a pole like that about 6 inches or so behind the wall.

          • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 12:09 pm || Up

            I think Reddick hit it on the final out of the game late in 2012. Feel like it was a patented Piederman catch and then he was down on the field for like 5 minutes after.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:25 am

    what is a hr there?

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  21. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:30 am

    . is good for something

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  22. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:30 am

    You’re cute Ray. They were not pitching around Punto to set up a double play with Donaldson and the bases loaded.

  23. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:32 am

    could have been worse.

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  24. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 11:33 am

    Woot! Ok no doubts there.

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:34 am || Up

      They can review it if they’d like. Just for awesomeness.

  25. AV Jun 8,2014 11:33 am

    boom.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:33 am

    MOSSOME!!!

  27. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:33 am

    mossume

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  28. andeux Jun 8,2014 11:33 am

    Remover of doubts.

    TINSTAAFK
  29. brian.only Jun 8,2014 11:34 am

    I’ll take it!

  30. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 11:34 am

    More like U-BAD-o Jimenez, amirite?

  31. James V. Jun 8,2014 11:35 am

    As for that replay, it all depends on what part of the wall that “back” wall is just behind the padded “front” wall. Jaso’s ball did not hit the “front” part of it at all – you don’t see any sort of indentation in the padding on impact, which tells me it hit behind it. So, it comes down to whatever the ground rule is for that spot.

    Given the call on the field, it sounds like it just has to clear that “front” part to be a home run.

    At least Moss made it a moot point.

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:36 am || Up

      That pole is part of the wall. The padding wraps around on it, so it should be treated as part of the top of the wall.

      • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:40 am || Up

        yeah, I don’t get that

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      • AV Jun 8,2014 11:40 am || Up

        huh? what pole?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:43 am || Up

          Bad angle. The wall’s padding is held up by a fence structure that has a horizontal pole across the top with the top of the pad wrapped/strapped around the top of it.

        • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:49 am || Up

          A better view:

          • James V. Jun 8,2014 11:51 am || Up

            And a clear view of that pole.

            • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:55 am || Up

              to me, that ball had to hit the pipe. That seems like a hme run to me

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              • James V. Jun 8,2014 11:56 am || Up

                I guess it depends on whether that part is considered in play or not, because it’s definitely behind the padded part.

              • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:56 am || Up

                Definitely hit there, but that pipe is part of the wall.

                • AV Jun 8,2014 4:00 pm || Up

                  if it hits the narrow top of the green fence in oakland at such an angle that it bounces out, isn’t that a HR?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • James V. Jun 8,2014 4:03 pm || Up

                  Has to clear the fence in the Coliseum.

                • AV Jun 8,2014 6:00 pm || Up

                  i didn’t know that.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • James V. Jun 8,2014 11:42 am || Up

        You mean the pipes that look like they’re for draining runoff? Those would have to be behind the wall in the first place.

        • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:43 am || Up

          No, not those. The one along the top of the wall itself.

          • James V. Jun 8,2014 11:46 am || Up

            FWIW:

        • andeux Jun 8,2014 11:44 am || Up

          No, there is some kind of metal pipe or railing running along the top of (and slightly behind?) the front wall.

          TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:47 am || Up

            If you imagine the padded wall as the meshing of a typical metal fence, the pole is the top railing to help keep it upright and in proper form. It’s an intrical part of the fence itself

            • andeux Jun 8,2014 11:57 am || Up

              It makes sense that it’s structural, but I don’t see why the padding couldn’t extend another inch or two higher.

              TINSTAAFK
              • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:58 am || Up

                Oh absolutely. Replay is proving that overall design of MLB walls is poor.

              • James V. Jun 8,2014 11:58 am || Up

                That would make too much sense.

              • brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:01 pm || Up

                What is so mystifying to me is that there are means to conceal a pipe inside of a wall!
                Seeing as it’s pretty much the most exciting thing that could happen in a game for a casual fan, there should be absolutely zero ambiguity as to whether it’s ‘in’ or ‘out’.
                I’m also a believer of tennis style ‘line cameras’, c’mon MLB.

  32. doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:38 am

    Now pitching for the O’s:

  33. doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:43 am

    Boo that one, O’s fans.

  34. brian.only Jun 8,2014 11:43 am

    That was smooth JD.

  35. doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:46 am

    Siddown, bitch

  36. brian.only Jun 8,2014 11:46 am

    Sientate Machito.

  37. the llama Jun 8,2014 11:46 am

    Fortunately, they called back Jaso’s rally-killing home run so we could continue scoring.

    • doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:49 am || Up

      On a serious note, that call probably gave the A’s another rule, since JD’s grounder to third could’ve been a DP.

  38. 5Aces Jun 8,2014 11:47 am

    Now this is how I like my late Sun morning breakfast. Thank you FKers for being up early and takung care of things,

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 11:49 am

    Kazmir is back to throwing 93-94 his last few starts so it’s great to see.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 12:51 pm || Up

      Getting tossed early in Cleveland was just what he needed.

  40. 5Aces Jun 8,2014 11:54 am

    Maybe we will get to throw JJ again today.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 11:57 am || Up

      I’d rather see Francis.

      • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 12:11 pm || Up

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  41. doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:55 am

    FWIW, I’m very sure that ball hit that fan’s hands, and not the “controversial” back wall.

    #facepalmatglenandray

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:55 am || Up

      yeah, they keep saying that.

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  42. brian.only Jun 8,2014 11:56 am

    I’m lovin’ New Guy, good job FO.

  43. doctorK Jun 8,2014 11:56 am

    IT’S IN THE HOLE

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:58 am || Up

      HEY KARA! I AM THE CONTESTANT TODAY!

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  44. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 11:57 am

    oh my god, a better play would have gotten callaspo

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  45. James V. Jun 8,2014 11:57 am

    Whatever that was in the bullpen area, that Moss grand slam was a hole in one.

  46. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:02 pm

    3-1 pitch. fuck

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  47. doctorK Jun 8,2014 12:04 pm

    JD is in one of those funks where he’s trying to kill the ball every time.

    • Thunderbutt Jun 8,2014 12:06 pm || Up

      I think so, really trying to show up mas macho Machado. Let it be, baby.

      There is always a score.
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 12:13 pm || Up

      Yup. Someone needs to talk to him and calm him the fuck down.

  48. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:04 pm

    if you are going to do that, intentionally walk him

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  49. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:06 pm

    i like the taking by cespedes, but he sould know that the pitcher wasn’t wild with moss

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  50. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:14 pm

    glen, it was no surprise that jones won a gold glove, the thing is he was terrible

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  51. Thunderbutt Jun 8,2014 12:14 pm

    Apparently, Mike Bordick does color for Baltimore. I didn’t know that.

    There is always a score.
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 12:14 pm

    Man, those were some long-ass Vince innings. But worth it.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:16 pm || Up

      didn’t hear a word.

      But ray…

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  53. andeux Jun 8,2014 12:18 pm

    They’re wearing a patch all year for Tom Clancy?

    TINSTAAFK
    • colin Jun 8,2014 12:22 pm || Up

      Wikipedia says that he was a part owner of the Orioles.

      • doctorK Jun 8,2014 12:24 pm || Up

        He was also a Baltimore man to the core.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 6:53 pm || Up

          He was also a shitty writer to the core.

  54. brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:26 pm

    Lawyerballin’!

    I think we have finally earned some respect around the league, I’ve been listening to the opposing broadcasts all year.
    Some have been a bit confounded, but there is no longer any question if it’s a fluke.

    • andeux Jun 8,2014 12:29 pm || Up

      Both national broadcasts this week called the A’s the best team in baseball in a matter of fact way.

      TINSTAAFK
  55. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:26 pm

    do the A’s have 3 hits?

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  56. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:27 pm

    10 WALKS?

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    • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 12:30 pm || Up

      This Orioles catcher is really bad at framing pitches. There was an at bat by Blanks before the Jaso 2B and Moss GS where he should’ve been struck out looking.

  57. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:28 pm

    who the fuck is that guy? Jaso? he looks like rando investment banker

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  58. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:29 pm

    Does melvin ever sit?

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    • brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:31 pm || Up

      I’ve only seen it once or twice, in the last couple of years.

  59. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:30 pm

    wait, its the 5th? the top? not an official game?

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    • brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:32 pm || Up

      I had that same feeling in the 4th, heh.

  60. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 12:31 pm

    100% chance of more . in the 2 spot after this.

  61. brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:31 pm

    Nicky!?

  62. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:32 pm

    run differential…rising

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  63. brian.only Jun 8,2014 12:32 pm

    Wow, twice in a row JD?

  64. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 12:33 pm

    A’s have scored 6, 9, and 10 and counting in my game theads this year. Also hit two grand slams. I should start more game threads.

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:37 pm || Up

      clearly

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    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 12:38 pm || Up

      Why do you think game threads have taken so long to be posted? We’ve been waiting for you to do it.

  65. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:37 pm

    no ray, that wasn’t a good jump. that was a terrible jump. its an out with cespedes

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    • andeux Jun 8,2014 12:39 pm || Up

      Yeah, looked like he broke in a bit at first.
      (Cespedes will also do that sometimes, but he would have made up for it with his speed on that one.)

      TINSTAAFK
  66. mikeA Jun 8,2014 12:38 pm

    Please please please do not use Otero in this game.

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:39 pm || Up

      francis and johnson.

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    • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 12:48 pm || Up

      Please please please let them pitch who I want.

  67. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:39 pm

    way to spit seeds after you catch the ball stephan

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  68. dmoas Jun 8,2014 12:43 pm

    The Rangers are so desperate for a first baseman that they’re considering calling up a guy from A ball? WTF?

    • andeux Jun 8,2014 12:45 pm || Up

      They’re in a fierce intrastate battle for fourth place.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:47 pm || Up

      BARTRON FOR HOLLAND! I DON”T CARE IF HE’S BROKEN!

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  69. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:52 pm

    fucking machado

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  70. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 12:53 pm

    Shiiiiit

  71. James V. Jun 8,2014 12:53 pm

    That seemed like a bit of a glancing blow that just knocked the mask down but why risk it?

  72. dmoas Jun 8,2014 12:53 pm

    I don’t like that shitfaced grin on Machado’s face. I think we should wipe that shit off his face.

  73. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 12:55 pm

    Did Machado do anything wrong there, or is Vince just trying to stir shit up?

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:56 pm || Up

      not really. he has a long back swing, norris was a touch too close

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    • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 12:56 pm || Up

      He made no move to apologize to Norris or even check he’s ok. Then the camera cut to him grinning like an idiot while talking to someone.

      I don’t know if it’s anything worth stirring shit up over but it certainly doesn’t make me like him.

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 12:57 pm || Up

        I’m starting to think he might actually just be an idiot.

      • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:58 pm || Up

        this is all true. but the swing wasn’t wrong

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        • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 12:59 pm || Up

          Right I don’t blame him on the backswing but nearly all major leaguers would at least check with the catcher after hitting them like that.

      • James V. Jun 8,2014 12:58 pm || Up

        When you hit someone with a backswing, usually you at least turn and say “My bad.” Not Machado.

  74. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:55 pm

    I don’t agree with the way he swung the bat

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  75. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 12:59 pm

    its 10-0 in the 6th, buck, you just knocked out or catcher, let go of the high strike argument, Kay?

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  76. AV Jun 8,2014 1:02 pm

    son of a motherfuck. i put on my red jersey for a 0–0 tie that didn’t stave off the 3rd place tie-breaker??

    independiente has one last chance to go up to first division on its own merits. see you next week at a neutral venue for an all out battle against huracán. otherwise they stay down until the AFA changes the official rules in 2016 and expands first division from 20 teams to 30.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:18 pm || Up

      question? when can you eat during a futbol game?

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      • AV Jun 8,2014 1:30 pm || Up

        well, it’s a more continuous game than baseball… so it’s ok to eat at any time you don’t feel like puking.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  77. dmoas Jun 8,2014 1:05 pm

    Hardy has the Yips.

  78. AV Jun 8,2014 1:14 pm

    great. VC finally gets a chance to wow me by talking about hairspray… and mentions the new one.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 1:19 pm || Up

      Never take advice from bald men about hairspray.

      • batgirl Jun 8,2014 3:01 pm || Up

        He is my new go to guy for info about gout, however.

  79. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:19 pm

    Dad? what the fuck? french open? now I have to watch on a tablet?

    this is bullshit

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    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 1:20 pm || Up

      If he’s driving, he should really keep his eyes on the road.

      • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:22 pm || Up

        and he pauses it and leaves the room!

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  80. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:28 pm

    And Abad sends Machado a little message. Then Machado flung his bat on a swing at Donaldson. WTF.

  81. witchy Jun 8,2014 1:28 pm

    so what is this machado person’s problem in life?

  82. brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:28 pm

    He needs a suspension after that…

  83. andeux Jun 8,2014 1:28 pm

    What a bucket of shit.

    TINSTAAFK
  84. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:29 pm

    Or maybe Machado meant to fling his bat at Abad. Either way, that’s BS.

  85. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 1:29 pm

    How did Buck not get Machado out of this game before this at bat?

  86. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:30 pm

    Someone on the Orioles needs to sit Machado down and explain a few things to him.

  87. andeux Jun 8,2014 1:31 pm

    Vogt missed a chance to take a good swing at him.
    Probably just as well.

    TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Jun 8,2014 1:40 pm || Up

      I’m glad he didn’t. He had no reason to lower himself to that guy’s level, plus a suspension would be coming as well. With Norris possibly racked up (by that prick), I don’t want to think of having only one catcher for a couple of games.

  88. brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:31 pm

    I’m not one for beanball, but FUCK that guy, July 10th.

  89. AV Jun 8,2014 1:32 pm

    machado about nothing…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  90. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:32 pm

    Look, beanballs in baseball are a way of sending a message, but you do NOT intentionally fling your bat on a swing.

    • brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:33 pm || Up

      Isn’t that an automatic toss out? He should be suspended a few games….

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 2:50 pm || Up

      Hitting someone is sending a message, but never ever a bean ball.

  91. Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:32 pm

    OK, seriously, he needs a 50 game suspension.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jun 8,2014 1:35 pm || Up

      Realistically, I’ll be happy if he gets 5.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:36 pm || Up

        i won’t be, that is more dangerous that throwing at someones head

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • andeux Jun 8,2014 1:37 pm || Up

          He probably has a good defense lawyer though.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 1:55 pm || Up

            aw man, hit me where it hurts!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Jun 8,2014 2:03 pm || Up

              And then not even checking if you’re ok!

              Seriously though, I’m trying to find precedents.
              Richie Sexson got 6 games, reduced to 5, for throwing his helmet at the pitcher and charging the mound in 2008.
              Pedro Guerrero got 4 games for throwing his bat at the pitcher in 1988.
              Campaneris got 3 games in the playoffs, and 7 in the regular season the next year, for
              throwing his bat at a pitcher in the 1972 playoffs.

              TINSTAAFK
              • mikeA Jun 8,2014 2:05 pm || Up

                I’d be surprised if it was more than 1 game, I expect no suspension.

              • lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 2:05 pm || Up

                Would Abad be suspended? It was obviously intentional but he didn’t actually hit the guy.

  92. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 1:32 pm

    I can’t tell if Machado was intentionally trying to throw the bat at someone.

    • andeux Jun 8,2014 1:34 pm || Up

      It’s certainly possible to accidentally throw the bat like that, but given the context there can’t be much doubt.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      The pitch was unhittably inside. The pitch had already crossed the plate. And the “swing” looked nothing like Machado’s actual swing.

    • ozzman99 Jun 9,2014 12:45 am || Up

      Not only did he start his swing after the ball had passed him, he clearly let’s go of the bat. No doubt he was trying to throw his bat at someone, probably Abad.

      • AV Jun 9,2014 2:45 am || Up

        not even. donaldson.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • James V. Jun 9,2014 6:25 am || Up

          Then his aim is REALLY bad, with Donaldson being in the dugout by then.

          (I know, I missed that too.)

          • AV Jun 9,2014 9:58 am || Up

            i seem to’ve given my eyes (and machado) too much credit.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • batgirl Jun 9,2014 10:32 am || Up

            Who’s to say that Machado didn’t miss it too? He may have thought Donaldson was still at 3rd.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:39 pm || Up

            Best part is Alberto Callaspo being UTTERLY mystified by why he just got a bat chucked at him. “I’m just a lovable bumbling utility infielder who likes to put my penis in hot dog buns, why’s he mad at me?”

  93. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 1:33 pm

    Maybe he was throwing the bat at Angel?

  94. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:33 pm

    Oops, Callaspo was at 3B on that play, not Donaldson.

  95. doctorK Jun 8,2014 1:35 pm

    I’m very impressed with Camden Chat: the posts are almost unanimously negative towards their own guy.

  96. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:36 pm

    Lost in the mix were multiple errors committed by Angel Hernandez trying to pick up the bat.

  97. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:38 pm

    There is zero question Machado meant to throw his bat at Abad. He swung after the ball was in Vogt’s mitt. Not cool.

  98. brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:41 pm

    Cookie looks very sunburned, i think he’s done for the day.

  99. andeux Jun 8,2014 1:44 pm

    And there’s Otero. Thanks Cook.

    TINSTAAFK
  100. brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:45 pm

    Cook’s all over the place, Bob?

  101. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 1:45 pm

    throw fucking strikes

  102. brian.only Jun 8,2014 1:48 pm

    Balfour just crapped the bed again, poor Rays, a shutout till the ninth…

    • doctorK Jun 8,2014 1:49 pm || Up

      So glad we don’t have to deal with this anymore.

      • AV Jun 8,2014 2:01 pm || Up

        wait a minute. what do you call working with one fewer spots in the active roster and a guy you can only trust with the ball one out of 4 mound appearances (as long as it’s on the road) if not “dealing with this”??

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • doctorK Jun 8,2014 2:02 pm || Up

          I meant putting up with Balfour’s nonsense.

          I’m hoping the other issue is resolved soon.

          • AV Jun 8,2014 2:07 pm || Up

            i’m saying this is a direct result and, thus, are still putting up with B4’s nonsense.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • doctorK Jun 8,2014 2:11 pm || Up

              Very true.

              Lately, though, when Doolittle comes into the game, I feel a sense of calm that he’s going to throw strikes, do it quickly, and get the game over with. I stopped having that feeling with B4 by the AS break last season.

              • AV Jun 8,2014 2:13 pm || Up

                the doo dood doo’d it done.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Jun 8,2014 2:14 pm || Up

                  and with little to no doo-doo!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 2:48 pm || Up

                  doot do doo doo doot doo

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 3:09 pm || Up

                  Dobbie dobbie Doooooo

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  103. James V. Jun 8,2014 1:53 pm

    Gio Gonzalez is my favorite player from Hialeah, FL. Manny Machado is my least favorite player from Hialeah, FL.

  104. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 1:59 pm

    Goddamnit BoMel.

  105. doctorK Jun 8,2014 2:01 pm

    This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to use Johnson to close out a game.

  106. AV Jun 8,2014 2:02 pm

    he was out. challenge!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 8,2014 2:09 pm || Up

      ok, idea… since you can’t actually “charge” in baseball anyway (other than illegally, the mound), can we adjust this song to help the fans advocate during video review situations?

      CHALLENGE!!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  107. James V. Jun 8,2014 2:03 pm

    Should be an out. But if Melvin doesn’t want Otero throwing extra pitches, use Johnson.

  108. doctorK Jun 8,2014 2:07 pm

    Woot. We win.

    • AV Jun 8,2014 2:10 pm || Up

      wes. wes we wid!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  109. James V. Jun 8,2014 2:09 pm

    Fosse doesn’t understand how much space there is between the fence and the back wall where Jaso’s ball hit.

    • doctorK Jun 8,2014 2:14 pm || Up

      There’s a lot that Fosse doesn’t understand.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 7:28 pm || Up

        Most things, Fosse doesn’t understand.

        • nevermoor Jun 9,2014 9:21 am || Up

          Things Fosse dosn’t understand? Most.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • andeux Jun 9,2014 9:38 am || Up

            How minimal is Fosse’s understanding of things?

            TINSTAAFK
            • dmoas Jun 9,2014 9:40 am || Up

              How great would it be to know that?

            • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:41 pm || Up

              I mean you talk about understanding things and having a grasp of situations and events and you go back to Spring Training where you had some difficulty with comprehension of things, you talk about getting in the kind of mindset of being able to understand most things, and what kind of situation are you expecting there, and then you get that good fastball, and tell us about that.

              • AV Jun 9,2014 2:49 pm || Up

                needs more “which” used as run-on glue between every clause with no consideration to what the subject or verb of the sentence is, which he does.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:56 pm || Up

                  Does he do that? I’ve always said it’s nigh-impossible to really do a good Fosse question if you are not actually Ray Fosse, but I work to better my efforts. I guess he must say “which” so often that it just becomes a comma in my head.

      • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 7:34 pm || Up

        Yo, Fosse is the same no matter time nor place. Hes always gonna start a interview with a form of “how great”.

        So to you other catchers all across the land; there’s no need to argue, Fosse just dont understand.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • batgirl Jun 9,2014 7:29 am || Up

          BwaHaHa!!

          • 5Aces Jun 9,2014 8:56 am || Up

            I’m thinking I may have to work out a full FILK here.

            And at the food stand he did the ultimate..I asked him for a sno cone and he bought me Dibs!

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  110. mikeA Jun 8,2014 2:18 pm

  111. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 2:35 pm

    Russell rehabbing at Stockton right now. 1-1 already.

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 2:49 pm || Up

      rehabbing? in stockton? why not just play?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  112. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 2:35 pm

    I don’t know what Vogt said to Machado, but Machado’s response seemed to be “Yeah, motherFKer. Yeah.”

  113. James V. Jun 8,2014 2:49 pm

    From SuSlu:

    Machado: “The bat slipped out of my hands. Trying to make contact and the umpire thought it was intentional and he tossed me at that point.”

    What a terrible liar he is.

    • James V. Jun 8,2014 2:50 pm || Up

      More:

      Crew chief Larry Vanover: :The pitcher was ejected for throwing at Machado. Machado was ejected for throwing the bat. Cut and dry.”

      More Vanover:” It was obvious the pitcher threw at him the second time. .. And then he threw the bat. That wasn’t accidental.”

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 3:29 pm || Up

      The “it slipped” defense would be more plausible if it weren’t for the fact that the only reason to swing at a pitch like that it to have a pretext for throwing the bat.

  114. Jennifer Jun 8,2014 2:53 pm

    So Machado is a giant effing douche nozzle.

  115. James V. Jun 8,2014 3:01 pm

    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 3:03 pm || Up

      He should have nipped it in the bud on Friday. He’s just as responsible for that mess as Machado.

  116. andeux Jun 8,2014 3:34 pm

    About 10 years ago Showalter and Ozzie Guillen got into some sort of argument culminating in an Ozzie rant where he referred to Showalter as “the guy that invented baseball.” (Apparently that might have been a reference to even earlier incidents when Showalter was at Arizona.)

    So when the A’s played Texas a week or so later, Bill King kept referring to Showalter as “Abner.”

    TINSTAAFK
  117. nowBodhi Jun 8,2014 4:43 pm

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • nowBodhi Jun 8,2014 4:44 pm || Up

      When the O’s come in July, bring baby rattles.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • witchy Jun 8,2014 4:46 pm || Up

      this one is pretty awesome.

      • nowBodhi Jun 8,2014 5:07 pm || Up

        Joey Bowie did it, from the Townsend page on FB. I love the literacy of A’s fans.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • AV Jun 8,2014 6:02 pm || Up

          do i sound like the machado venice asking for my pound of recognition?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  118. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 5:10 pm

    New theory: Machado has been trying all series long to draw a suspension for Monday’s series vs Red Sox. Perhaps because he has show tickets, or a hot date.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  119. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 5:39 pm

    What the Buck?

    “I thought Manny handled it better than someone with some experience [would],” he said. “It was also a good experience for him to have. He cares. It’s a learning experience for all of us.”

    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 6:40 pm || Up

      so committing what can be rightfully charged as a strike offense rusulting in Mchado doing 85% of 5 years in prison is handling it better than who? Josh Lueke?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 6:49 pm || Up

        Juan Marichal

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 8,2014 7:37 pm || Up

        Well yeah. Lueke would have raped Abad for throwing at him. So in that sense, Machado handled it much better.

        • Jennifer Jun 8,2014 7:57 pm || Up

          Easy, killer.

          • dmoas Jun 8,2014 8:25 pm || Up

            In fairness to BFN, it wasn’t a joke about rape. Far from it. :(

            • witchy Jun 8,2014 8:35 pm || Up

              thanks. and still.

              • dmoas Jun 8,2014 8:39 pm || Up

                Definitely. There’s a very clear line that’s a rather delicate one.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 8:42 pm || Up

                Yeah, there’s a movement to have people frequently mention that Lueke basically got away with rape, making it impossible for baseball media people to treat him like any other ballplayer. Some things are not OK to just be left in the past, goes this thinking.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Jennifer Jun 8,2014 9:01 pm || Up

              Right.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:42 pm || Up

            No, I mean Josh Lueke is a rapist. And we should never, ever, ever stop pointing that out.

            • MikeV Jun 9,2014 2:52 pm || Up

              Except I care nothing at all about him.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:58 pm || Up

                He is a rapist who got away with rape and is allowed to be in the public eye as if he did not rape anyone. If you don’t care about that, I have to wonder what rises to the level of being worth caring about.

                • dmoas Jun 9,2014 3:00 pm || Up

                  For me: Having consensual sex with a beautiful woman, making lots of money, and love.

                • MikeV Jun 9,2014 3:08 pm || Up

                  I don’t know who he is or what he did. I had to Google him, which brought up his Wikipedia page that can be edited by anybody. He very well may be a complete POS but I wouldn’t know him if I stood next to him in line at Taco Bell, so I really couldn’t care less about him.

                  Google tells me he was DFA’d on June 7 by Tampa, though.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 9,2014 4:07 pm || Up

                  That really makes the point Ed and Ben are trying to make, though. The name Josh Lueke should not heard as just another ballplayer; it should carry the stigma of rapist with it. There are hundreds of major/minor league names one hears without thinking much about. His name should make you think.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • MikeV Jun 9,2014 4:21 pm || Up

                  Ok I get that, but I also had no idea who the hell he was. I didn’t even know he was a ballplayer. He’s nothing to me, so bringing it up really doesn’t do much.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

    • andeux Jun 8,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      Also

      “I think if you look at it realistically, you had two competitive people the first day that both were probably a little right and both of them a little wrong. I always try to let the players handle those things instead of getting involved with them.. … Two days ago they had a disagreement over what Manny perceived as something and I’m always going to support him. And then two days later in a 10-nothing game in the eighth inning, someone decided to do something else. I’ll manage my club accordingly and they can live with their decisions.”

      Conveniently leaving out a lot in the middle. Like the part where he had his pitcher throw at Donaldson. And the part where the A’s still didn’t retaliate. And then today’s BS with the backswing.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 6:59 pm || Up

        If he had half a brain and was watching the game, he would have pinch hit for Machado in a 10-run game after the backswing incident.

      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 7:13 pm || Up

        All the writers I’ve seen have basically called Machado out on it. And the only thing they thought questionable was Abad throwing at him (but with the caveat that it’s basically part of the game and not necessarily out of line per se).

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 7:49 pm || Up

        First and foremost, Buck Showalter is a tool. If he were a government official he’d be Robert Bork. Or the old Italian man in Catch-22 who thrives by endorsing whichever occupying force controls his nation at any given moment.

        That said, I’d guess that at least a plurality of big league managers would come down about where Buck did. At least publicly, my player right or wrong is definitely the most common take. Showalter is such a self-important dickhead he prattles on about it, though.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Jun 8,2014 7:52 pm || Up

          It’s better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.

          TINSTAAFK
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:45 pm || Up

          I’ll take Showalter over the way a guy like Bud Black handles it, which is to be basically be a smug prick about it and be all, “Yeah, so what, one of my players busted a guy’s collarbone. Who cares. Guess he shouldn’ta started no shit.”

  120. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 5:39 pm

    Ed, I was briefly in your neighborhood today. I did not realize how overrun with hipsters it has become. I was there to stop at Humphrey Slocombe on the way home from the beach, so arguably I am part of the problem.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 8,2014 6:38 pm || Up

      not the problem. the problem is the people who stay

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Jun 19,2014 9:29 pm || Up

        why is staying a problem but traveling there is not?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • dmoas Jun 20,2014 8:03 am || Up

          I don’t think he likes his neighbors.

        • Future Ed Jun 20,2014 12:59 pm || Up

          people who come to visit are not driving the ellis act bullshit, people that stay are.

          note, I am not against development, I am not against jobs, I am not against quasi public transportaion.

          I am against the ellis act

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Jun 20,2014 10:47 pm || Up

            There is a ton of ellis act bullshit, but the real driver of that is that people want to live in SF and people refuse to let folks build new homes. 58,000 people moved here in the last 4 years and in the last 3 we only built 4k housing units. My problem is the same folks who are up in arms about the ellis act are almost never advocating for building 50,000 more housing units in the city. There isn’t unoccupied housing you can buy and just decide to live in in this city without displacing tenants.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Future Ed Jun 20,2014 10:50 pm || Up

              that is some bullshit.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Jun 20,2014 10:54 pm || Up

                to be clear. i agree with you. we need much more density.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • harensheir15 Aug 1,2014 12:42 am || Up

      It’s been too long since I’ve had a scoop of their Black Walnut.

  121. Glorious Mundy Jun 8,2014 6:38 pm

    Can we talk about Donaldson’s sideburns thing, or is it too soon?

    • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 7:18 pm || Up

      Is it a sideburn thing, or a “I have a very patchy and light beard” thing?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Jun 8,2014 7:20 pm || Up

        If you have to ask, it’s not a good look.

        TINSTAAFK
        • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 7:30 pm || Up

          I cant argue with that. But as someone who had a patchy beard for some time, I recognize that it can also be a process. Also it could be cool new Richie Allen porkchops and a lack of shaving because of day games.

          See, if we didnt have to talk about Machado and booing JJ Jane Lee could find this shit out.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  122. lenscrafters Jun 8,2014 7:58 pm

    • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 8:28 pm || Up

      I was thinking the same thing. After the Yankee series…in SEPTEMBER OF 2012.

      Honestly, keep thinking it dude. We are just lucky. Hell, dont even try out there, we obviously cant beat you guys, look at our payroll!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 8:28 pm || Up

      Um… he’s right about us having had a little extra luck. He’s wrong about the implied notion that that luck was good.

    • the llama Jun 8,2014 8:46 pm || Up

      hope the a’s have a big bulletin board.

    • ozzman99 Jun 9,2014 12:51 am || Up

      Luck would be the Frieri having a lead to protect in this series.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:47 pm || Up

      Why do guys still say shit like this? When has it ever turned out well?

      • dmoas Jun 9,2014 2:51 pm || Up

        Yeah it’s like he WANTS to be lit up by the Best Team In Baseball (Patent Pending).

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:59 pm || Up

          Watch us be the first team in sports history to NOT win the game immediately following an opponent’s shit-talk.

  123. AV Jun 8,2014 8:34 pm

    oh don’t be shy, go ahead and take a good look at it papi.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Jun 8,2014 8:40 pm || Up

      Outfielder should moonwalk and crab walk to cans of corn. Perhaps add a yawn in there.

  124. the llama Jun 8,2014 8:47 pm

    Man, Uehara had just about the worst 1-2-3 inning you can have. Three absolute rockets off the bats of the Tigers, all three outs.

  125. the llama Jun 8,2014 8:53 pm

    Can somebody explain to me why NBA players are wearing ridiculous glasses? I mean jeezaloo LeBron.

  126. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 8,2014 8:55 pm

    Jean Quan: Better Mayor than I expected she’d be. Worse driver.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • the llama Jun 8,2014 9:05 pm || Up

      Who among us is not trying to suppress a racist/sexist/ageist joke?

      • dmoas Jun 8,2014 9:06 pm || Up

        I wasn’t before. But I am now. Asshole.

        • the llama Jun 8,2014 9:08 pm || Up

          It’s the most softly tossed softball that ever softballed.

          • andeux Jun 8,2014 9:11 pm || Up

            I honestly didn’t think of it either, but it really is the trifecta of bad driver stereotypes.

            TINSTAAFK
            • dmoas Jun 8,2014 9:14 pm || Up

              You can also add mayor jokes too.

            • the llama Jun 8,2014 9:15 pm || Up

              Sheesh, whatta buncha choirboys we got here.

            • AV Jun 8,2014 10:40 pm || Up

              not really. missed the two proven ones. drunks and

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Jun 9,2014 10:55 am || Up

      Even worse driver, since it looks like she’s a repeat offender.

      • dmoas Jun 9,2014 11:26 am || Up

        How hard is it to get a hands free device? Mine is blutoothed in to my car stereo so that I don’t even have to think about it and can leave my damn cell phone in my pocket. Given her job and how much money she likely has, I’m sure she could easily afford something similar.

        • MikeV Jun 9,2014 12:23 pm || Up

          If she was still driving the Lexus, it’s a pretty safe bet that it’s already got bluetooth built in and if she’s using an iProduct, it should have been pretty FKing easy to sync.

          But, ALLEGEDLY they are pulling her phone records so they can show that she wasn’t using the phone at the time — but that just means she literally wasn’t in the middle of a phone call, so she could have been texting/GPSing/Twittering/Facebooking/whatever

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • James V. Jun 9,2014 1:16 pm || Up

            The whole bit with the phone records is pointless anyway. It doesn’t diminish the fact she’s driven carelessly multiple times while paying more attention to her phone, and has not changed since getting caught before.

            • dmoas Jun 9,2014 1:56 pm || Up

              She doesn’t even know if she ran the red light. You have to really not be paying attention for that to happen.

  127. the llama Jun 8,2014 9:02 pm

    The last time a foul ball in a Marlins-Cubs game got this coverage, the outcome was not as sweet.

  128. danmerqury Jun 8,2014 9:13 pm

    Jesus christ, what a mess.

      • danmerqury Jun 8,2014 9:26 pm || Up

        “Jesus christ” the interjection? Or the dude? Because it changes things a bit.

  129. the llama Jun 8,2014 9:25 pm

    If you’ll allow me a little bit of humblebrag:

    Some work we did on ultrathin plastics. The whiffle ball is being supported by a piece of plastic 30 nanometers thick (1000x thinner than human hair) that is stretched like a drumhead across almost 3 inches. The ball is 30,000 times the weight of the plastic.

    If the plastic were as thick as a piece of paper, it would be 750 feet across.

    • danmerqury Jun 8,2014 9:38 pm || Up

      Geeeez. I’m not all that familiar with polymers, but is that some weird poly methyl pyrrolidine you’ve got there? What gives it such a large structural integrity?

      • the llama Jun 8,2014 9:53 pm || Up

        The chemical structure is misleading, that’s not what the plastic sheet is made of. The structure is PDAC, which is used to remove the plastic sheet from the silicon disc we fabricate it on. The actual plastic sheet is something called Formvar, which is really strong because it has strong self-interactions. I don’t think anybody has been able to make sheets this thin and this large, which is what we reported in the paper. The PDAC was the secret sauce.

        • danmerqury Jun 8,2014 9:59 pm || Up

          Aha, I see. Sweet!

        • AV Jun 9,2014 5:00 pm || Up

          speaking of secret sauce, can you tell us some of the more practical uses for your development? (and have you trademarked the name polyamorous yet?)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  130. nowBodhi Jun 8,2014 9:56 pm

    MANNY
    (with apologies to Barry Manilow)

    I remember both those games
    the way you acted was a shame
    can’t avoid the tag, the spike of the helmet
    Cryin’ like a child, then that leads into
    Sunday out at Camden Yards
    Backswing went a bit too far
    then you threw the bat, a dangerous action
    Claimed it was lie and you lost your traction

    Oh Manny
    Well you play like a diva on crack rocks
    will you just go away?
    Oh Manny
    Your hard head is in need of some base knocks
    Best not mess with the A’s
    Oh Manny

    Standing stupid at home plate
    ejection came three games too late
    Caught up in a world
    of mindless ego
    it’s really no surprise
    A-Rod’s your hero

    Oh Manny
    well you lack all respect as a sportsman
    your excuses are lies
    Oh Manny
    wait and see when you make it to Oakland
    the third week of July
    Oh Manny

    Yesterday you fought
    a baby’s battles
    next time we see you
    we’ll shake our rattles

    At Manny
    he’s an athlete who thinks he’s a Greek god
    and he’s making a bid
    Oh Manny
    can you show me a picture ID card?
    show you’re not just a kid?
    Oh Manny
    Bet you think you are slick with that smack talk
    but you’re just 21
    Oh Manny
    yes The Elephant’s memory’s a long one
    and we’ll beat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • 5Aces Jun 8,2014 11:32 pm || Up

      We need this recorded and we need it sent to the O.co within the next month. How does that happen?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 9,2014 9:11 am || Up

      Manny are called, few are chosen. Nice work.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  131. James V. Jun 9,2014 1:42 pm

    • nevermoor Jun 9,2014 2:09 pm || Up

      Good.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:51 pm || Up

      The problem is that the only thing they probably talked to him about was throwing the bat. Not exaggeratedly overswinging at pitches far outside his usual swing zone so he could ring Norris’ bell twice. Not giggling (with Adam Jones, no less) in the on-deck circle instead of even bothering to ask if Norris was okay. Not flipping shit over Donaldson tagging him.

      In short, they’re not actually addressing the problematic elements of who Manny Machado apparently IS.

  132. James V. Jun 9,2014 2:19 pm

    • James V. Jun 9,2014 2:21 pm || Up

      More from the same person:

      Buck “What is it I’ve found the enemy in the mirror & I know what it is, it’s me? Sometimes we got to think about that too. I know I try to”

      Buck also mentioned how short of a fall it can be when top young players mess up. Machado is still 21 years old.

      Machado said on MASN he overreacted and apologized. Said it was a frustrating weekend. Print media did not get access to Machado.

      Machado goes on team network to make his apologies. I guess a way to ease him in and not address reporters directly?

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:53 pm || Up

        Jesus, Buck mangled that on like a George W. Bush level.

        I’m not buying his faux contrition one little bit. He’s sorry because he’s in trouble. He wasn’t sorry after he started shit on Friday. He wasn’t sorry for hitting Norris twice. He wasn’t sorry when Vogt confronted him after the thrown bat. He wasn’t sorry when reporters talked to him after the game.

  133. James V. Jun 9,2014 2:25 pm

    • dmoas Jun 9,2014 2:48 pm || Up

      I don’t see an apology to me in there. Nor an apology to the grammar police by Encina.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:54 pm || Up

        As a Detective Sergeant with the grammar police, I can confirm that a warrant has been issued for his arrest.

    • doctorK Jun 9,2014 2:48 pm || Up

      I would suspend him simply for substituting numbers for words.

      • James V. Jun 9,2014 2:49 pm || Up

        That’s the reporter trying to fit it all in one tweet.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 9,2014 2:57 pm || Up

          Someone should tell the reporter that there’s a new social media platform out that has unlimited characters. They call it “writing an article.”

      • doctorK Jun 9,2014 2:50 pm || Up

        And myself for not seeing this was from a “writer” instead of directly from the horse’s ass.

    • Englishmajor Jun 9,2014 11:34 pm || Up

      Manny, you remind me of a real short story. One hit wonder and you start to bore me.

  134. James V. Jun 9,2014 2:30 pm

    Machado’s apology is well and good, but not facing reporters is a little weak. Should still be suspended a few games.

  135. Glorious Mundy Jun 9,2014 4:55 pm

    Red Sox radio is crapping all over Machado. “He’s mentored in Miami by Alex Rodriguez…..Draw your own conclusion.”

    • doctorK Jun 9,2014 5:59 pm || Up

      They should worry instead about how bad their own team is this season, and how they’re getting shut out on 2 hits through 7 innings tonight.

  136. doctorK Jun 9,2014 6:02 pm

    Cleveland has dropped a snowman on the Rangers so far tonight. Texas is closer to the Astros than the A’s in the standings.

    • Future Ed Jun 9,2014 6:06 pm || Up

      AND on the globe!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 9,2014 7:17 pm || Up

        Not if you go the OTHER way!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  137. Glorious Mundy Jun 9,2014 8:46 pm

    Huh:

    Machado’s play and comportment have been so problematic Duquette would not rule out sending him to the minor leagues.

    “That’s always an option,” Duquette told SI.com. “The kid’s proven he can play in the big leagues. He was the defensive player of the year in the American League last year. But he’s only, what, 21 years old? He doesn’t turn 22 until next month. I think what happened was he got to be a big star in a hurry. Some people need a little more time to mature. I think what we’re looking at is a player development issue with Manny. [A minor league assignment] is always an option.”

    • Future Ed Jun 10,2014 8:08 am || Up

      he hasn’t set the world on fire this year.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.

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