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Game 53, dammit 217

Picking up where Ed left off last night. Losers of 5 of 6, the A’s try to straighten things out against Anibal Sanchez and the Tigers (who have lost 7 of their last 9 themselves even after last night).

It’s the MLB.tv Free Game of the Night, and on the radio side Vince is off for a couple days to attend his daughter’s high school graduation, so Roxy Bernstein sits in with Ken and Ray.

Scott Kazmir is on the mound for the Green and Gold, supported by this lineup:

Coco CF, Jaso DH, Donaldson 3B, Moss 1B, Cespedes LF, Lowrie SS, Norris C, Reddick RF, Sogard 2B.

217 thoughts on “Game 53, dammit

  1. Future Ed May 28,2014 6:43 pm

    ooh nice. I like roxy.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 6:53 pm

    Yo, anyone else kind of appalled by that ad for the California Registered Nurses Association or whatever that they have been running during games on the radio this year. It’s in terrible taste and wtf is the point of it anyway?

    • ptbnl May 28,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      They’re trying to lure Jennifer out here.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker May 28,2014 6:57 pm || Up

      I’m not up to date on California politics but assume they have a Proposition (or are opposing a Proposition) on the November ballot?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 7:01 pm || Up

        I was expecting that too, but there’s no mention of politics. It seems to be just designed to make people appreciate nurses by ham handedly presenting a dystopia in which smarmy doctors use math to misdiagnose the elderly.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 6:59 pm || Up

      yeah, Algorithms are bad, they have no place in medicine.

      now pass the leeches.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 7:00 pm || Up

      total supporter of the unions, but I don’t get the point either.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux May 28,2014 7:07 pm || Up

        Probably related to work rules.
        I bet FSU knows.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2014 9:44 am || Up

          Nurse:patient ratios are set by state law, hospital chains would like them relaxed because nurses are expensive. This ad campaign is on of CNA’s tactics for lobbying Sacramento on the issue.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 9:47 am || Up

            It’s pretty ill conceived method of lobbying then. There’s no mention of that backdrop at all, just a bunch of shitty scare tactics.

  3. 5Aces May 28,2014 6:57 pm

    Generic article about In Search Of: MLB Commish edition.

    But as far as training goes, look, there was nothing that came before me that I hadn’t already seen in the previous 25 years of running the Brewers. And I think that experience helped.

    So that’s it-the shared territiory discussion never GOT to him!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:05 pm

    I am super excited to see rajai davis lead off

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. dmoas May 28,2014 7:06 pm

    Can we not lose tonight, please?

  6. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:07 pm

    “athletics Investment Group”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. lenscrafters May 28,2014 7:07 pm

    Home whites?!

  8. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:07 pm

    what the fuck

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:08 pm

    look, Raijai made a good play stealing thirs, but are we ignoring how he got to second? on a passed ball?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters May 28,2014 7:28 pm || Up

      I’m more and more convinced Norris is simply a bad catcher.

      • Soaker May 28,2014 7:29 pm || Up

        I have come to this conclusion as well. He could improve though where Jaso is what he is.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. andeux May 28,2014 7:10 pm

    We’ve seen a Rajai run. Now we need a patented Rajai out.

    TINSTAAFK
  11. lenscrafters May 28,2014 7:12 pm

    Did not expect a 9 pitch inning there but I’ll take it.

  12. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:13 pm

    now runs. early and often

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:15 pm

    oh, and Rajai is in center? come on, show us your 2009 self rajai

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:18 pm

    why oh why is this a shooty babbit game. It would be so great to not have ray prattling on

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 7:23 pm

    Ray on the radio at night is just a slap in the face. I don’t know if I can take this.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 7:24 pm || Up

      Stop talking about the replay ray.

      you confuse me, because I don’t have pictures, I can’t tell if you are looking at something or just making up old man stuff

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 7:26 pm || Up

        Right? Who does he think he’s talking to?

    • dmoas May 28,2014 7:24 pm || Up

      Try Shooty. You’ll miss Ray.

      • andeux May 28,2014 7:32 pm || Up

        This.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2014 9:45 am || Up

          Yes, I have come to the conclusion that hiring Shooty for the 20 game TV color slot was done entirely to make fans think Fosse is really not so bad. And it’s working.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas May 29,2014 10:34 am || Up

            Wait. So I’ll have to suffer through 13 more of those? NOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

            • JediLeroy Jun 4,2014 7:11 am || Up

              Maaaaaaaaaaan!

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  16. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:23 pm

    Hunter again.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. 5Aces May 28,2014 7:26 pm

    Dammit.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. 5Aces May 28,2014 7:27 pm

    And I so wanted the call to be Torii the homophobe slid out of the basepath.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      did torii the homophobe?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces May 28,2014 7:32 pm || Up

        No more than anyone else normally does. But it would have made me happy.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:35 pm

    dammit, where is the raijai route

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. andeux May 28,2014 7:35 pm

    Damn it Raj.

    TINSTAAFK
  21. Soaker May 28,2014 7:36 pm

    Dammit. This is going to be the infamous Rajai series isn’t it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 7:43 pm || Up

      Better now than Oct?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  22. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:36 pm

    I hadn’t noticed how lowrie has disappeared.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:44 pm

    what the hell? we gave you a chance! we claimied you off waivers and made you a regular.

    stop being an ungreatful ass

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 28,2014 7:45 pm || Up

      Thank goodness for Ian Kinsler.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:45 pm

    see how that goes? nice inflection, tells me “strikeout” first, then fills in the details.

    I can now listen in the 2nd and 3rd.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas May 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      They really need to move Vince to the TV side where explaining what happened isn’t at all important.

  25. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:52 pm

    can we option sogard in the middle of a game?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. lenscrafters May 28,2014 7:52 pm

    Getting really fking sick of Keebs.

  27. 5Aces May 28,2014 7:53 pm

    I like the guy. Nerd power is cute. Keebs is cool. Heim and his wife seem nice.

    We need a 2b man.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Soaker May 28,2014 7:54 pm

    Roxy was on the Marlins radio crew when Sanchez threw his first NO-HITTER and he could be in the park for another Sanchez NO-HITTER tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 7:57 pm || Up

      Wait, what? Are you saying he has a NO-HITTER going?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed May 28,2014 8:00 pm || Up

        the A’s not having any hits means sanchez has a no hitter going tonight?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces May 28,2014 8:10 pm || Up

          Well done gentlemen.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Soaker May 28,2014 8:12 pm || Up

            Sanchez is still working on a SHUTOUT though.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Future Ed May 28,2014 8:27 pm || Up

              sanchez has a no runner?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • 5Aces May 28,2014 8:32 pm || Up

                Hes still WINNING?

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. Soaker May 28,2014 7:59 pm

    DAMMIT TORIIIIIII

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  30. lenscrafters May 28,2014 7:59 pm

    I’m guessing Ed’s head is about to explode.

  31. Future Ed May 28,2014 7:59 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. 5Aces May 28,2014 8:08 pm

    Does it seem like Lew has been in his seats less this year?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2014 9:47 am || Up

      Yes, I have noticed this also. Or perhaps he’s doing what every other owner in baseball does and is sitting somewhere that does not deliberately make a spectacle of himself.

      Nah…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV May 29,2014 10:03 am || Up

        whenever we hang out together at the game, we like to sit in a box…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2014 10:13 am || Up

          Does he collect the additional cover charge personally?

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer May 29,2014 10:15 am || Up

          For some reason I always pictured him as a short old man with kyphosis. I was mistaken.

  33. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 8:23 pm

    Reggie is actually showing for this reunion? I’ll be damned.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      you can pay for an autograph session.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Future Ed May 28,2014 8:30 pm

    ok now runs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux May 28,2014 8:33 pm || Up

      If Reddick gets on, Sogard can bunt and maybe the Tigers will throw it away.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters May 28,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      Bold move asking for those in an inning that begins with Reddick, Sogard.

  35. Future Ed May 28,2014 8:38 pm

    i just heard somebody yell “John Jaso Jingleheimer shmidt”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor May 28,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      I heard that too! I don’t think it was the Famous Ralph…

  36. andeux May 28,2014 8:40 pm

    dammit

    TINSTAAFK
  37. lenscrafters May 28,2014 8:45 pm

    At least King Felix hasn’t crapped the bed against the slegnA yet.

  38. andeux May 28,2014 8:47 pm

    Runs, dammit.

    TINSTAAFK
  39. Future Ed May 28,2014 8:51 pm

    ray said “especially,” Drink

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. lenscrafters May 28,2014 8:53 pm

    We need to find a way to get Theth into this game.

  41. 5Aces May 28,2014 8:57 pm

    Kazmir is pitching a gem and it pisses me off that I cant enjoy it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 8:59 pm || Up

      I know, right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 28,2014 9:00 pm || Up

      This game will need a bloop and a blast in the bottom of the 9th.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:05 pm || Up

        well, if reddick makes out, we can guarantee a bloop leading off.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:07 pm

    Thanks for swinging at ball 4 Reddick. And again, we get Keebs leading off the ninth.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:08 pm || Up

      well, we can pinch hit Callaspo. That fits the algorithm.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:07 pm

    Wait, Philip Humber is pitching in relief at Sacto?

    Why?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:09 pm || Up

      …because he sucks?

      • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:10 pm || Up

        If he can’t start, he is useless, right?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:12 pm || Up

          I’d say his usefulness is roughly equal to Jeff Francis.

  44. AV May 28,2014 9:09 pm

    oof. not what i wanted to walk in to.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux May 28,2014 9:10 pm || Up

      A door?

      TINSTAAFK
      • AV May 28,2014 9:12 pm || Up

        yesterday’s billed pitcher’s duel postponed? or just a frustrating game?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV May 28,2014 9:24 pm || Up

          i’d gladly walk into a jar of rum with ice.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:11 pm

    Steeeerick one

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. 5Aces May 28,2014 9:14 pm

    Well Sogard cant hit, but that glove….

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 9:15 pm || Up

      Ok, now that I am breathing, yeah, clearly got him.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  47. andeux May 28,2014 9:14 pm

    Out. Twice.

    TINSTAAFK
  48. MikeV May 28,2014 9:14 pm

    That is fucking CLEARLY and obviously out

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  49. AV May 28,2014 9:14 pm

    so out.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. Soaker May 28,2014 9:15 pm

    Yay, it’s our second complete game of the season.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  51. lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:16 pm

    Say what you will about replay, but if the fucking ump can’t even that call right, replay is absolutely necessary.

    • dmoas May 28,2014 9:38 pm || Up

      It’s precisely for those types of calls. In fairness, he was blocked by bodies.

  52. AV May 28,2014 9:17 pm

    momentum changer. let’s go oakland!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  53. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:23 pm

    fuck yeah, coco

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Soaker May 28,2014 9:24 pm

    A cue shot and a blast would work nicely too.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      cue shot, soft line drive, and a blast

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. mikeA May 28,2014 9:25 pm

    Would not have taken out Sanchez… Donaldson likes to hit those get ’em over breaking balls Nathan throws now…

    • doctorK May 28,2014 9:35 pm || Up

      You, sir, are quite prescient.

    • mikeA May 28,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      Ok, I’m retiring from commenting on the internet as of now.

      • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:38 pm || Up

        “Hello MikeA, this is gameday calling. have you considered a career in Scouting ™”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. 5Aces May 28,2014 9:25 pm

    Rally time

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      The power of Salma compels you!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      Excellent work here.

  57. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:26 pm

    Now coco, you have to be really, really, really sure if you try any funny business

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. MikeV May 28,2014 9:29 pm

    Yes, Shooty, it IS almost like the pitcher is throwing downhill.

    Almost as if he is standing on a small hill when he throws to hitters. Who aren’t on a hill.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  59. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:30 pm

    gentry?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:30 pm

    C’mon JD…be patient

    • MikeV May 28,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      unless you wanna hit the first pitch out.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • MikeV May 28,2014 9:33 pm || Up

        that works.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • lenscrafters May 28,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      NEVERMIND FUCK YES!!!!

  61. 5Aces May 28,2014 9:31 pm

    This is when all stars step up.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      THE SON OF FKING DONALD!!!!!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. 5Aces May 28,2014 9:32 pm

    Double steal…make it so.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  63. Future Ed May 28,2014 9:32 pm

    never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. andeux May 28,2014 9:33 pm

    PIE DAMMIT

    TINSTAAFK
  65. Soaker May 28,2014 9:33 pm

    A BLAST!!!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  66. AV May 28,2014 9:33 pm

    yesssssss!!!!

    JD i love youz.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. doctorK May 28,2014 9:33 pm

    FK YEAH JD

    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    PIE
    pie!

  68. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 9:33 pm

    Korach’s call of that almost made me fall out of my chair.

    • AV May 28,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      sad i missed it.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:37 pm || Up

        turn on your radio.
        (listen listen listen listen)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:41 pm || Up

        ok highlights now

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV May 28,2014 9:42 pm || Up

          turned radio on the second i realized my folly.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:35 pm || Up

      I jumped in my kitchen

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 28,2014 9:50 pm || Up

      nice call. he was shocked too. too bad about the slight misspeak or it’d make the promos.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  69. andeux May 28,2014 9:35 pm

    TINSTAAFK
  70. Jennifer May 28,2014 9:36 pm

    Live and let pie.

    • 5Aces May 28,2014 9:50 pm || Up

      What does it matter to ya,
      when you’ve got a job to do,
      you gotta hit it well
      You gotta give their stupid closer Hell!!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  71. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 9:38 pm

    I love Donaldson. Like, really love him.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:40 pm || Up

      can we buy out his arb years and a couple more?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas May 28,2014 9:41 pm || Up

        How about a 10 year deal, just for shits & giggles.

      • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 9:48 pm || Up

        He is going to get PAID in arbitration if we don’t. I feel like they should be able to work out a four- or five-year extension with him. He locks his first real payday now, and he can still get another deal when he’s 32-33.

        • vignette17 May 28,2014 9:57 pm || Up

          He probably won’t continue being a star after his 6 years of service. As heartless as it sounds, I’d only want him for 1-2 years after those. His 33/34 years.

          • ozzman99 May 28,2014 10:26 pm || Up

            I dunno, I get the feeling he’ll bolt for the really big bucks first chance he gets. No idea why I think that.

    • dmoas May 28,2014 9:41 pm || Up

      He’s inching up on Tulo’s WAR.

  72. JediLeroy May 28,2014 9:42 pm

    FKing awesome.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:44 pm || Up

      hey, I am inching closer to being in socal june 7-11. I may go to the A’s game with my kids and parents on monday or tuesday

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • JediLeroy May 29,2014 8:32 am || Up

        I may be able to do Monday. I have a conference in San Diego from Tuesday to Thursday. I’m presenting Tuesday and Wednesday, but might be able to make Monday night work if I’m feeling totally prepped.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • Future Ed May 29,2014 1:00 pm || Up

          I’ll let you know more when I know more

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. mikeA May 28,2014 9:52 pm

    Don’t recall hearing Roxy do baseball before. He is great.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      we need a draft roxy campaign

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • bear88 May 28,2014 11:33 pm || Up

        It took me a while, while listening on the radio, to realize it was him. The voice sounded different. But the sound of a professional announcer was refreshing. He told stories (Byrnes did look safe on the last out of Stanford’s no-hitter) and I knew what was going on at all times. Korach and Rosy. Make it happen.

    • nobody in particular May 28,2014 10:03 pm || Up

      He is awesome

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  74. nobody in particular May 28,2014 10:14 pm

    Petrichor (/ˈpÉ›trɨkɔər/) is the scent of rain on dry earth, or the scent of dust after rain. The word is constructed from Greek, petros, meaning ‘stone’ + ichor, the fluid that flows in the veins of the gods in Greek mythology. It is defined as “the distinctive scent which accompanies the first rain after a long warm dry spell”.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • AV May 28,2014 10:23 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  75. AV May 28,2014 10:50 pm

    i don’t mind the mexico alt kits as much as i thought i would. still don’t understand the colors. but i like the zigzag on calves and nipples.

    didn’t realize this was cuauhtemoc’s farewell game. thought he was actually in the WC squad (which seemed crazy). but also seems odd to do this now.

    if i ever write my screed to espn about commenting on the p•uto thing, i should do it before saturday. river-boca* are having an offseason exhibition superclásico at azteca and i fully expect the chant to go against both goals. by then my ire will seem partisan.

    *for those keeping score at home, river won the second half-season and the new-to-this-season half-season champs game against san lorenzo, both going to the libertadores next year. boca surprised everyone by coming in second in the second half-season, totally out of nowhere, putting them in the sudamericana.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 28,2014 11:19 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl May 28,2014 11:38 pm || Up

        FK Paddy Power, that’s what.

        The equation is trivial, as Hawking well knows:

        P(England win world cup | Year=/=1966) = 0

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux May 29,2014 10:35 am || Up

          I only skimmed the articles, but Hawking’s formulas seem like at least a bad a case of overfitting to sparse data as yours.
          (And even less likely to have predictive value.)
          (And I assume he knows that, and is just having fun.)

          TINSTAAFK
          • AV May 29,2014 10:40 am || Up

            well… he’s no paul the octopus.

            but sparse data is all we have with only 20 WCs. and still, it seems to work in some cases. like, only 2 teams have ever won outside their own continent, which seems somewhat predictive and true for 2014. (FKquiz: name them!)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV May 29,2014 10:40 am || Up

              *19.

              this is the 20th.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • andeux May 29,2014 10:48 am || Up

              I know Lichtenstein won the 1985 world cup played on Antarctica, but can’t remember the other one.

              TINSTAAFK
            • colin May 29,2014 11:12 am || Up

              I TA’d for a class on “Data Science” and had this group as one of the final projects that I was responsible for grading: https://s3.amazonaws.com/WC2014/index.html

              They did a great job on assembling a data set from a wide variety of sources, but didn’t really come up with a model.

            • ptbnl May 29,2014 11:33 am || Up

              Whoever won in USA and Japan/South Korea.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • AV May 29,2014 11:40 am || Up

                both of those are right, but you still need another winner.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV May 29,2014 11:43 am || Up

                  another 2 winners, GM points out.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 11:49 am || Up

                  4 of Brazil’s 5 wins have come outside its continent, and it’s the only Euro/S.Am. team to win on the other continent’s turf.

            • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 11:37 am || Up

              Spain, Brazil, and Argentina but I guess you’re counting Mexico as part of South America or just not recognizing two American continents?

              • AV May 29,2014 11:43 am || Up

                i was recognizing separate american continents. but totally forgot about the last world cup!

                3 teams have won outside their continent. fetch… the comfy chair.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV May 29,2014 11:46 am || Up

                or i could backtrack and say there’s only one american continent and then yes, only 2 teams.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 11:51 am || Up

                  We You are all one Mestizo people, from Tierra del Fuego to the Rio Grande. I learned that from Che Guevara Gael Garcia Bernal.

                • AV May 29,2014 11:54 am || Up

                  cosmic kite race, what planet did we come from?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV May 29,2014 11:50 am || Up

                thinking about it some more, the only predictive thing about this stat is that the verdeamarello can win anywhere.

                except at home.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 12:04 pm || Up

                  My rule of thunmb: If the Cup is in Europe, it will be won by a European team unless someone else has Pele and Garrincha at the same time. If it’s played elsewhere, anything is possible but don’t bet on the Europeans.

                • andeux May 29,2014 12:13 pm || Up

                  Seems pretty strong:
                  Played in Europe – 9 Europe, 1 SA
                  Played in SA – 4 SA
                  Played elsewhere – 4 SA, 1 Europe

                  Is there a prevailing theory for why that happens? Body clock? Altitude? More partisans?

                  TINSTAAFK
                • MikeV May 29,2014 12:17 pm || Up

                  majority of players don’t have to travel much if it’s in Europe? I have no idea.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 12:22 pm || Up

                  My theory is that European players almost never play games outside of Europe unless it’s the World Cup. South Americans, and especially Brazilians, play all over the world, and even their qualifiers require long trips to crazy conditions (e.g. La Paz) that Europeans never have to do.

                • AV May 29,2014 12:30 pm || Up

                  hate to say it, but i think the 3rd-continent teams just aren’t good enough anyway to let home advantage push them to the top, and brazil is just always that good that they don’t need it. take them out of the equation and it’s closer to a continental divide — is south africa the only 3rd continent final with both teams from the same continent?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 12:34 pm || Up

                  If Suarez doesn’t handle that ball (or Ghana converts the damn penalty), I feel like they had a shot last time.

                  The fateful last game in 1950 had two teams from South America, but it was a final group back then of course.

                • AV May 29,2014 2:29 pm || Up

                  a shot at getting past the dutch? honest question. i can’t remember ghana’s strengths but if holland could stand 90+ minutes of spain without letting them score, i don’t know if ghana had a chance.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 2:34 pm || Up

                  They would have been underdogs, but that was a rugged, talented Ghana team. I think they could have hung with Holland.

                • AV May 29,2014 2:36 pm || Up

                  i’m taking your word for it.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 2:37 pm || Up

                  I hated that goddamn Holland team, so I am probably underrating them a bit as a result.

                • AV May 29,2014 6:05 pm || Up

                  why?? they were such sweet and noble gentlemen!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV May 31,2014 12:26 pm || Up

                  i just turned it on, and haven’t even seen the score yet, but this game is on right now. (with replay on watchESPN.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 29,2014 7:31 am || Up

      layún seems to be the revelation for mexico. his outside shot’s kind of a rocket.

      i’m pretty sure chicharito was offside on the 3rd goal. i’m willing to bet he touched it on the way in, but i actually mean he was offside on the throw-in leading up to the goal. (the offside rule counts during throw-ins, right?)

      any word on whether corona died from that knee to the head?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  76. bear88 May 29,2014 12:04 am

    These last two games have been excellent. Monday was fun, and badly needed. But these are two very good teams. Watching comeback wins by both was impressive by the Tigers, and great by the A’s.

    I’m just glad the A’s don’t have to worry about facing Verlander in Game 5. It will be time to worry about the Angels then.

  77. ptbnl May 29,2014 12:15 am

    View from the lab (credit D. Parks)

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  78. Future Ed May 29,2014 6:13 am

    At first, I was thinking it was a little untidy that the walk off had a final score of 3-1. I prefer one run victories for walk offs.

    But then I thought it fits with the A’s season that it was a blow out walk off.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl May 29,2014 7:57 am || Up

      The alternative fit would have been a 2-1 walk-off with a Gentry-overtaking-Callaspo POOTBLAN

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux May 29,2014 9:43 am || Up

      We needed to improve our record in 2-run games.

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas May 29,2014 10:35 am || Up

        We need to improve our record in all games.

  79. AV May 29,2014 8:08 am

    who decided this was damon week?

    mlb headline i can’t fully believe: A’s go for series win in duel of division leaders. pretty sure some exec will notice and change it to tigers go for tie, etc etc.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin May 29,2014 8:19 am || Up

      I had to sit through a bunch of pre-game celebration of the 2004 Red Sox last night. I like Pedro and Manny. Could definitely live without Curt FKing Schilling.

    • ozzman99 May 29,2014 10:45 pm || Up

      Nah, the press is hearing us. The A’s are starting to get some respect. It’s a little disconcerting.

  80. AV May 29,2014 8:41 am

    colon’s… RBI?

    (sbn link)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  81. FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2014 9:40 am

    Yay!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  82. Soaker May 29,2014 10:11 am

    With today’s Game 54, the remaining obligation to Jim Johnson is $6.66 million.

    The A’s will have to eat most of that, but is there a team out there that thinks Johnson can be fixed, and might see him as a low-risk investment at $2 million or so now? The notion being that they’d have a few weeks to get him right and then if successful would have a decent pitcher for the second half. The A’s would save some money and could pick up some journeyman for June with that 40-man roster spot eventually going to O’Flaherty. To the extent the journeyman throws more innings in June than Johnson has in May (9), those innings would mostly come off Otero’s ledger.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • 5Aces May 29,2014 10:49 am || Up

      So we need a team in need of bullpen help with some sort of middle infielder with a pulse to give away. The nice thing is they could be just replacement value and it could be an upgrade.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • MikeV May 29,2014 10:58 am || Up

        and also a team that views JJ as bullpen help.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • Soaker May 29,2014 11:01 am || Up

        Unfortunately Johnson will not bring any infielder who would be an upgrade over Punto/Sogard. That’s some other deal. I’m just trying to save Billy a little money and temporarily upgrade Johnson’s roster spot in a minimal way that takes the extra load off Otero, while we wait for Cook and O’Flaherty.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  83. Glorious Mundy May 29,2014 12:10 pm

  84. AV May 29,2014 12:34 pm

    whatta dummy. last week i remembered to sched’d my phys therapy this week on thursday to avoid wednesday noon game. didn’t check schedule to see that the noon game was thursday.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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