Game 52. Gray v Scherzer ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 52. Gray v Scherzer 221

not to make a big deal out of it, but here we go.

Crisp CF, Jaso C, Donaldson 3B, Moss 1B, Cespedes LF, Lowrie SS, Reddick RF, Callaspo DH, Sogard 2B

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221 thoughts on “Game 52. Gray v Scherzer

  1. Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:09 pm

    Yesterday I had exchanged my bleacher ticket for one of the few singles left in the shade, in 217, and there was an empty seat next to me. The guy sitting on the other side of the empty seat asked me “Hey, is it okay if my friend comes and sits here?” I said “Sure, whatever…” — it wasn’t like it was my seat, why should I have veto power? Then I looked up to see that the friend he was beckoning to was Banjo Man.

    • Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:10 pm || Up

      (But fortunately, there was a seat on the aisle which was more convenient for his banjo playing than mine in the middle of the row.)

    • Future Ed May 27,2014 7:11 pm || Up

      I saw you in the WSC yesterday and waived, but you did not see. I couldn’t really stop

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      • andeux May 27,2014 7:13 pm || Up

        Did your kids clear waivers, or did someone claim them?

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed May 27,2014 7:20 pm || Up

          conditional waivers, you’ll never know

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        • Kay Temple Kirk May 27,2014 9:51 pm || Up

          FKing Anaheim…

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:19 pm || Up

        It was so hot outside in that interminable line, I’m sure all I was thinking about was finding a seat and collapsing. I don’t know what was going on with the security people – perhaps they had received a Credible Threat — but they were actually looking closely through all of the bags, and moving incredibly slowly considering it was a sold-out stadium and they didn’t open the doors until 90 minutes to first pitch.

  2. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:13 pm

    Dammit. I hate hunter.

    And why is ray on my radio?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:18 pm || Up

      #shootypeopleproblems

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas May 27,2014 7:23 pm || Up

      Catfish?

  3. Jennifer May 27,2014 7:13 pm

    I thought a 6 hour nap today would keep me up long enough tonight to watch the game. Nope.

  4. mikeA May 27,2014 7:17 pm

    Well so much for that.

  5. lenscrafters May 27,2014 7:23 pm

    I will be incredibly annoyed if they show the Scherzer Game 4 performance tonight.

    • mikeA May 27,2014 7:37 pm || Up

      Should have sat Reddick tonight for that reason.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:45 pm || Up

        4 for 8 lifetime vs Sherzer before tonight. Just popped one up but he didn’t miss it by all that much really. I say Reddick has at least one extra base hit in him tonight.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • mikeA May 27,2014 7:47 pm || Up

          Too soon is all I’m saying. Very traumatic K…

    • AV May 27,2014 8:17 pm || Up

      VC went there / TV shows cespedes HR instead.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 27,2014 8:20 pm || Up

        dammit vince!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. lenscrafters May 27,2014 7:24 pm

    ….why

    • dmoas May 27,2014 7:25 pm || Up

      Mess with Scherzzzzzr

    • mikeA May 27,2014 7:34 pm || Up

      Melvin/Coco couldn’t handle more runners stranded by Ks…

  7. Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:25 pm

    • Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:25 pm || Up

      (It got retweeted by Empty Seats Galore)

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:29 pm || Up

        Needs moar tarp.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:26 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. mikeA May 27,2014 7:27 pm

    Trying to get all the suck out of this preview matchup now maybe…

  10. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:29 pm

    dammit (hey duplicate comment police, I am going to say this a lot)

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:32 pm

    dammit.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:33 pm

    so, you lose your challenge, then there is another play that you want to challenge, the umpire refuses, can you play under protest?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:41 pm || Up

      When the boys choose cookies for dessert and after eating them decide they should have chosen ice cream, do they get ice cream too? Assume perfect Aramark service in crafting your answer.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. lenscrafters May 27,2014 7:42 pm

    Excellent

  14. mikeA May 27,2014 7:43 pm

    I think that was an example of that mentoring of the young players by Torii Hunter that Shooty was talking about yesterday.

  15. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:43 pm

    Austin Jackson channeling Raiders receivers on that route to the ball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker May 27,2014 7:46 pm || Up

      I thought it should have been a ground-rule double.

      2 Bases: Ball sticking or going behind fence padding in right or left field, and remaining: 2 Bases

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed May 27,2014 7:47 pm || Up

        if the outfielder raises his hands it might be

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        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 7:51 pm || Up

          With the ball sitting in plain sight, you’re putting a lot of faith in getting the call from the ump. If not, inside-the-park homer.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker May 27,2014 7:54 pm || Up

            Yeah, that would be too Tejada-ish. Anyway, Callaspo made the matter moot.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. mikeA May 27,2014 7:49 pm

    So maybe all the Tigers starters just suck now all of a sudden and they’ll collapse.

  17. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:50 pm

    nice AB coco. you owe us a run though

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  18. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:55 pm

    why do I hate hunter if he is so beloved around the league?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 27,2014 8:04 pm || Up

      I chuckled when Vince told us “Torii Hunter has the ability to unite any clubhouse, no matter how diverse it is.” I nominate Torii for Special Ambassador to St. Louis Rams training camp.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        White players, black players, “impostors,” they all think Torii’s a righteous dude.

      • Future Ed May 27,2014 8:09 pm || Up

        yeah, really

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    • lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:50 pm || Up

      The bat flip. Even on outs.

  19. Future Ed May 27,2014 7:57 pm

    I fucking hate vince’s call on opposition HRs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 27,2014 8:03 pm || Up

      how come?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. AV May 27,2014 7:57 pm

    cabrón.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  21. lenscrafters May 27,2014 7:57 pm

    In what universe does calling for an inside fastball to Cabrera make any sense?

    • mikeA May 27,2014 8:01 pm || Up

      I don’t think that’s necessarily worse than outside over the plate. It wasn’t inside enough, and he didn’t throw it hard enough.

      • lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        Cabrera’s already tagged Gray’s fastball hard. I just would not throw anything other than the curve to him as long as he has two strikes.

  22. Englishmajor May 27,2014 7:58 pm

    I don’t like that guy Cabrera.

  23. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:03 pm

    I expect runs or 20 pitches this inning

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    • andeux May 27,2014 8:21 pm || Up

      I would have preferred a run.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed May 27,2014 8:23 pm || Up

        Always give your children options.

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  24. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:10 pm

    vince really knowing his demo dropping a hamilton berger reference.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 27,2014 9:11 pm || Up

      how..wha…ok, I need some context here. Did someone bring up a new single by Drake and VC assumed it was Paul Drake?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:12 pm

    Wow, thanks blue.

  26. mikeA May 27,2014 8:13 pm

    Thanks blue!

  27. lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:23 pm

    Normally I tune out Glen and Ray by the second inning but it’s somehow really hard to turn Shooty into white noise.

  28. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:23 pm

    21,000

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  29. lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:26 pm

    throw the fucking curveball

  30. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:27 pm

    dammit..

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 8:27 pm

    Sonny getting hit harder than I recall seeing before.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. andeux May 27,2014 8:30 pm

    Shoot up, Shutty.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 8:40 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mikeA May 27,2014 8:41 pm || Up

      I enjoyed hearing about how Ausmus is not afraid to call a pitchout because he’s from the national league.

  33. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:38 pm

    thank you for a reason to typpe duchscherer again

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    • AV May 27,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      i’m just gonna assume you meant to write zito and typo’d.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. mikeA May 27,2014 8:40 pm

    I don’t think a sac fly is possible with Callaspo on 3B…

    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 8:41 pm || Up

      Maybe dead center in the Polo Grounds.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 8:47 pm || Up

      “Strong right arm followed by some top hand Johnson.” Without context, a baseball play is pretty far down the list of events I would guessed was being broadcast with that phrase.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 8:47 pm || Up

        Reply fail.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas May 27,2014 9:39 pm || Up

        Major League Mastubating, baby!!

  35. lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:43 pm

    Crap, you’ve gotta look for changeup there.

  36. mikeA May 27,2014 8:44 pm

    Great pitch on the K, needed to hit that 2-1 fastball.

  37. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:44 pm

    better than a sac fly!

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  38. lenscrafters May 27,2014 8:44 pm

    John fucking Jaso, I’ve missed you.

  39. Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 8:45 pm

    Said it before, say it again. Woulda been nice to have John Jaso in that playoff series…

  40. Future Ed May 27,2014 8:46 pm

    I was hoping to get Scherzer to 85 pitches, but I’ll take that inning.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 8:47 pm

    And the USA scores! This has otherwise been A zeri, zeri boring game.

    • AV May 27,2014 9:24 pm || Up

      had to go on a food run. i wanna watch the 2nd half later. any chance you can spoiler further down the thread if you mentioned more results? i know it totally doesn’t count or matter.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:25 pm || Up

        Sorry! No further spoilage.

        • AV May 27,2014 10:06 pm || Up

          thanks, and no worries.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 28,2014 8:13 am || Up

      a grinder of a game.

      the second one was nice. that defender just stood there watching like he had paid for his in-court seat though.

      jones, johnson, johannsson… you guys are starting to sound like one of those small countries where everybody’s cousins with each other.

      bradley kind of clunked all night, didn’t he? i swear at one moment i went, why’s he still playing, is he the coach’s son or something? and then i remembered.

      and i can’t believe cuauhtemoc is still alive in tonight’s lineup. i hope he tries the cuauhtecmilla (at least twice). geez that guy’s a tool.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 28,2014 8:14 am || Up

        OH MAN!

        i guess you can’t spoiler the whole thing. gotta do ¶ by ¶…

        sorry! i’m warming up too. will be in shape by the 12th, promise.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 9:39 am || Up

        We dropped a Johnson too.

        Bradley had a little bit of a rough one. I’m putting it down to a newish formation (midfield diamond) that had him further upfield than usual. Asking him to play like Xavi is a bit of stretch, even as good as he is. I’m sure he’ll be dropping deeper against the better teams out of necessity.

        Not to mention that Jones, whom I adore, isn’t satisfied with being our Gattuso. He wants to be our Pirlo too. He hits a great long pass, but that was never going to work in the winds of Candlestick. I felt like he was either bypassing Bradley or putting him under duress a little too often.

        • AV May 28,2014 10:31 am || Up

          yep, wind was a factor. bradley’s free kick was probably closer than it looked.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 10:34 am || Up

            I had never seen someone set the ball down for a corner kick, only to have it blow away. This must be what it’s like to root for the Faroe Islands.

            • MikeV May 28,2014 10:38 am || Up

              That was a terrible choice for a venue.

              Stanford would have been WAY better.

              also not on a random FKing tuesday when the Gnats and A’s are both playing as well.

              Oh, and advertise the game. and don’t make tickets expensive.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • AV May 28,2014 10:41 am || Up

                this. (the second part of #4)

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 10:41 am || Up

                Yeah. It was a completely crazy choice in every respect. I hope the poor turnout isn’t used to justify not having the team back in the Bay Area for another six years.

              • Dial C for Concupiscence May 28,2014 10:51 am || Up

                Yeah exactly. Poor venue, poor date, poor execution

                • AV May 28,2014 11:07 am || Up

                  anybody know who paid for the player face banners the crowd was holding up?

                  was it the USMNT org itself, or do the fan groups organize that well?

                  i thoroughly approve, either way.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 11:11 am || Up

                  Fan groups, I’m pretty sure. They did a really nice job with those last night. The Wondo one was especially cool.

              • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 11:23 am || Up

                Also, as long as we’re complaining:

                1. I’m not a fan of the superhero jammies uniforms.

                2. Why in the hell are they not using these games to get used to the Brazuca ball?

                Nike you suck.

                • MikeV May 28,2014 11:31 am || Up

                  Yeah. The rocket pop uniforms look like we’re France, and the aways look like a freaking golf shirt.

                  Just an awful, awful pair of uniforms.

                  I wish they would just use the centennial kits FOREVER.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

            • AV May 28,2014 10:39 am || Up

              that’s was my thought too! i even thought the linesman was going to hold the ball down when he walked up toward the flag.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 28,2014 11:09 am || Up

      so… 15 days out and arrows are flying in brasilia. i’m just a touch worried.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • sslinger May 29,2014 9:49 am || Up

        Yikes, that does look crazy. After all the build-up to the potential problems in Sochi that didn’t materialize, it’s easy to shrug off all the talk of mayhem at the WC, but this does seem like a different situation. No Putin to put the clamps on everything, plus it’s all over a big country not just in one place. It seems there’s a lot of reasons for the people there to be angry about this, I just hope it doesn’t get really ugly.

        On another note, I happened by the new Biergarten on Gilman yesterday in the first hour that it opened. The Brazil Cafe guy is involved, and he said the grand opening is June 12 and they’ll have a big screen for the WC. Could be cool to watch it outdoors there.

        • AV May 29,2014 10:08 am || Up

          1.

          2. that sounds fun. it’ll have to be a neutral game (south americanly speaking) for me though. england-italy, 3pm on saturday for example.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas May 29,2014 10:33 am || Up

            That feels more like Judge Dread than Robocop.

            • AV May 29,2014 10:44 am || Up

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. Soaker May 27,2014 8:54 pm

    Ken and Ray, the reason the fake to third move was banned was because very few pitchers ever picked anybody off with it. Most of them used it as a way to waste time. The game needs to be speeded up and that was a small step in the right direction.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. mikeA May 27,2014 8:54 pm

    Really wish they hadn’t used Otero yesterday.

  44. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:01 pm

    didn’t see that change up coming

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Soaker May 27,2014 9:03 pm

    The most startling revelation of the night is that Ray hasn’t read Jason Kendall’s book yet.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      He wants to finish coloring in all the pictures first.

  46. lenscrafters May 27,2014 9:04 pm

    Damn, that inning might’ve given Scherzer enough to go two more.

  47. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:04 pm

    This happens every 5th inning where the opposing pitcher is on the ropes. The a’s respond with a , 10 pitch inning.

    I hate that so fucking much

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. andeux May 27,2014 9:05 pm

    Bottom 10th: Milwaukee
    Scooter Gennett grounded out to first
    Khris Davis grounded out to second
    Mark Reynolds intentionally walked
    Yovani Gallardo hit for Francisco Rodríguez
    Yovani Gallardo homered to deep left center, Mark Reynolds scored

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      Nice

      • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:07 pm || Up

        Wait, that means Francisco Rodriguez got the win. Not nice.

    • Future Ed May 27,2014 9:07 pm || Up

      I am not understanding any of this

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:08 pm

    I would like a double oplay please

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  50. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:12 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. lenscrafters May 27,2014 9:16 pm

    Way to finish, Sonny!

    • Future Ed May 27,2014 9:17 pm || Up

      with the curve like I think someone was asking for earlier

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  52. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:18 pm

    So are we doing the gregerson, ? DOolittle tonight?

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    • 5Aces May 27,2014 9:20 pm || Up

      Abad and others, Greggles, and Doo?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces May 27,2014 9:21 pm || Up

      No, Otero. Which makes total sense..he had a day off once, like in mid March…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  53. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 9:18 pm

    Omar Vizquel sighting, coaching first. Always loved that guy. Two things though:

    1. It’s a crime that Alex Avila was not forced to give up no. 13 for the great Vizquel to wear.
    2. Greatness notwithstanding, Omar wears his hat funny, perched too high on his head. Really goofy look. Always had that look as a player, and I now see he still does as a helmet-wearing 1B coach.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      If you’re going to wear it that high, you have to go full Murphy.

    • Future Ed May 27,2014 9:26 pm || Up

      I like good defensive players, but he is a player in some toronto drama that should not have been. tangentially involved Jesse Chavez.

      Also i dont like that he is called future hall of famer.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 27,2014 9:29 pm || Up

      i think it’s his head shape. he’s got a shelf above his brows. he wears the size that fits on the shelf. 1 size bigger, the hat slips down too far.

      i have a similar problem with an alien head shape. i have to make it stick to the right spot on the back of my head. one size smaller it’s too high. one size bigger, it slips right past and dangles on the back of my neck with only my ears holding the weight.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  54. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:20 pm

    we need runs or long at bats

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    • Future Ed May 27,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      you got lucky there keebs

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  55. 5Aces May 27,2014 9:22 pm

    Keebs taking lessons from . Not what I wanted to see.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters May 27,2014 9:24 pm || Up

      When Cespedes does it in August and breaks his thumb, that’s when they’ll finally release .

    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:24 pm || Up

      It’s like he wants to break his glasses.

  56. andeux May 27,2014 9:24 pm

    you got lucky there keebs

    TINSTAAFK
  57. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:30 pm

    i hate hunter

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2014 9:31 pm || Up

      No no no. You love him. Everybody loves him.

  58. lenscrafters May 27,2014 9:31 pm

    I was expecting Gregerson to blow it, but not surprised here.

    • mikeA May 27,2014 9:35 pm || Up

      Still plenty of time for Gregerson to blow it.

  59. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:34 pm

    well, since I expected the A’s to be trailing by this time, i suppose this is ok

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. mikeA May 27,2014 9:36 pm

    For some weird reason I always imagined in my head that Krol looked exactly like Blevins. He does not.

  61. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:36 pm

    was krol in the gio trade?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA May 27,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      He was in the Jaso trade, and also the trade you are referring to is properly called the Norris trade.

  62. doctorK May 27,2014 9:37 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, here comes the ball-kisser. FK him.

  63. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:38 pm

    So, Ausmus put in Krol to bring norris in?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. andeux May 27,2014 9:40 pm

    Moss must be happy to see not-Scherzer.

    TINSTAAFK
  65. lenscrafters May 27,2014 9:52 pm

    I didn’t know that JD Martinez was such a hard out.

  66. Soaker May 27,2014 9:56 pm

    That was Abad base to give up for free to Rajai.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  67. Future Ed May 27,2014 9:59 pm

    fuck.

    ground balls please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. dmoas May 27,2014 10:00 pm

    What are the odds on a home run given up this inning? I’ve got to think it’s pretty fucking high.

  69. andeux May 27,2014 10:00 pm

    Bringing Gregerson in with men on will work some day.

    TINSTAAFK
  70. doctorK May 27,2014 10:01 pm

    Someone should have a little chat with Abad about the necessity of pitching without his head up his ass.

  71. mikeA May 27,2014 10:02 pm

    So fucking stupid using Otero yesterday.

    • lenscrafters May 27,2014 10:06 pm || Up

      It didn’t make too much sense to me. The guy who’s on pace for 100 innings needed work in garbage time?

  72. Future Ed May 27,2014 10:04 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. doctorK May 27,2014 10:09 pm

    I’m disappointed that the PA did not play the sound of loud buzzing insects when this guy came in to pitch.

  74. AV May 27,2014 10:11 pm

    this is one of those games you can’t leave for 30, 40 minutes at a time, come back, and understand anything.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  75. lenscrafters May 27,2014 10:12 pm

    Damnit, this means Keebs leads off the ninth.

    • Future Ed May 27,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      punto’s available!

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      • andeux May 27,2014 10:16 pm || Up

        Neither one of them should ever hit in close/late games.
        Blanks or Gentry have to be better, even against a right-hander.

        TINSTAAFK
    • AV May 27,2014 10:23 pm || Up

      just a touch less backspin and he’s on.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  76. AV May 27,2014 10:22 pm

    omg. we got rajai-run’d?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  77. Soaker May 27,2014 10:23 pm

    you did not get lucky there keebs

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  78. lenscrafters May 27,2014 10:27 pm

    I’m just insanely tired of losing games like this when it was promised that our awesome, amazing, fantastic bullpen would shut down teams in these types of games.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 5:18 am || Up

      starting pitching and defense, to a lessor extent the offense all failed in this game.

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    • vignette17 May 28,2014 7:25 am || Up

      Yeah, of the A’s 21 losses, I’d wager in about half of them, the A’s had a lead at some point from the 6th on. No team will be perfect in those situations but man it’s been rough.

      • colin May 28,2014 9:10 am || Up

        21 losses:

        1. 2014-03-31 vs Cleveland (2-0): 0-0 tie until the 9th, then Johnson blows it
        2. 2014-04-02 vs Cleveland (6-4): A’s up 4-3 going into the 9th, then Johnson blows it
        3. 2014-04-05 vs Seattle (3-1): Felix beats Straily
        4. 2014-04-11 at Seattle (4-6): Felix beats Milone
        5. 2014-04-16 at LAA (4-5): A’s up 4-3 going into the 9th, Gregerson blows the save, Angels walk off against Pomerantz in the 12th
        6. 2014-04-21 vs Texas (4-3): Straily leaves after 5 innings with the score tied 3-3, Doolittle gives up the losing run in the 8th
        7. 2014-04-22 vs Texas (5-4): A’s up 4-3 going into the 9th, then Gregerson blows it
        8. 2014-04-23 vs Texas (3-0): Perez beats Gray
        9. 2014-04-26 at Houston (6-7): 3-3 tie going into the bottom of the 8th, Doolittle gives up 4 runs, then a teAse in the top of the 9th (but Astros up 2-3 when the game was handed to the bullpen)
        10. 2014-04-27 at Houston (1-5): McHugh beats Milone
        11. 2014-05-02 at Boston (1-7): Buccholz beats Straily, but significant piling on (5 runs) vs the A’s bullpen
        12. 2014-05-03 at Boston (3-6): Lester beats Milone
        13. 2014-05-05 vs Seattle (4-2): Young beats Kazmir
        14. 2014-05-06 vs Seattle (8-3): A’s down 4-3 after 6 innings, but Mariners blow it open against Johnson in the 9th
        15. 2014-05-07 vs Seattle (6-4): Straily allows 3 ER in 6 innings and the A’s go up 4-3 in the 7th (against Felix!) but Abad/Gregerson let the Mariners tie in the 8th and Cook/Otero give up winning runs in the 10th
        16. 2014-05-14 vs White Sox (4-2): A’s up 2-1, Abad/Gregerson lose it in the 8th
        17. 2014-05-22 at Tampa Bay (2-5): Balfour blown save for the Rays, then a 1-1 tie into the 11th. A’s go up 2-1 in the top of the 11th and Otero/Gregerson blow it.
        18. 2014-05-23 at Toronto (2-3): Hendricks beats Kazmir
        19. 2014-05-24 at Toronto (2-5): Dickey beats Chavez
        20. 2014-05-25 at Toronto (1-3): Happ beats Pomerantz
        21. 2014-05-27 vs Detroit (6-5): A’s up 5-4 after 6 innings, Otero and Abad allow runs
        • colin May 28,2014 9:15 am || Up

          Judging it pretty crudely, it looks like 10 games that the A’s could have won with a perfect bullpen. But it’s a biased list — no bullpen is going to look good if you only focus on losses — so you would need to compare against a similar tally for other teams / seasons.

          It does seem to me that the A’s really haven’t suffered many blowouts, which is good of course, but also means that every loss feels like a big disappointment.

          • AV May 28,2014 9:21 am || Up

            i mentally went with 7 fairly sure Ws and a couple more possible ones, divided by halfish just for random fairness (though i guess this begs to account for all the times the game was handed to the bullpen, not just the losses), and decided the A’s record is really 35-17. FU giants!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas May 28,2014 9:21 am || Up

            I’d bet it’s more closer to the latter paragraph than our intrinsic failure of the bullpen.

            • colin May 28,2014 9:54 am || Up

              yeah, big psychological biases for this sort of thing

          • andeux May 28,2014 9:47 am || Up

            Related:
            8-6 in one-run games
            2-8 in two-run games
            5-4 in three-run games
            16-3 in games decided by 4 or more runs (including 10-0 for 7 or more run margins)

            So (just looking at the final result, not how it got there) we’re a little under .500 in the close ones, whereas we should probably expect to be a little (but not a lot) over .500 in those ones.

            TINSTAAFK
        • dmoas May 28,2014 9:18 am || Up

          I count 12 losses where the bullpen failed to either keep the lead, keep it tied, or keep it close. But the biggest issue is that’s a raw number without context. How many chances that were close did they have? How often does the typical bp keep it close in those situations.

        • andeux May 28,2014 9:34 am || Up

          So that looks like
          11 where we were always down after the 6th
          3 where we were tied at some point after the 6th
          7 where we had the lead at some point after the 6th

          Also, note that all of the blown leads were only 1 run and several involved blown opportunities for the offense to add on, walk off, or re-tie it. So definitely more bullpen failure than we want to see, but also some blame for the rest of the team.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Future Ed May 28,2014 12:50 pm || Up

            right. There are many offensive failures here as well, but it seems like the bullpen should be doing better. Its at least encouraging that the losses were 1 run leads.

            I recall at least one win where Johnson blew it.

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            • lenscrafters May 28,2014 1:08 pm || Up

              No matter how good your offense is, you’re still going to play close games and you’re still going to have missed opportunities. Right now, the offense is 2nd in the league in runs and second in wRC+. Unless we expect them to turn every game into a blowout and capitalize on every run scoring opportunity, I don’t feel inclined to blame them for much of anything.

              It’s the bullpen’s job to maintain those leads in games where the offense isn’t perfect. With their negative WPA and second worst Clutch score in the league, they clearly haven’t. Hopefully this changes.

        • 5Aces May 28,2014 9:39 am || Up

          Can we all just agree we see the names Johnson and Gregerson on there too often?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • colin May 28,2014 9:55 am || Up

            yes. Also the name Felix, but that’s not about our bullpen.

            • Future Ed May 28,2014 12:50 pm || Up

              0 strikeouts that game. that is on our offense not to have crushed him

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  79. AV May 27,2014 10:30 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  80. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2014 10:31 pm

    Crap. Quite disappointing.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  81. ozzman99 May 27,2014 11:08 pm

    Fuck, that sucked.

  82. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 10:03 am
    • PDXAthleticsfan May 28,2014 10:23 am || Up

      More shocking: Brett Anderson is not close to rejoining the Rockiesdead

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • 5Aces May 28,2014 10:23 am || Up

      It will be like a trade deadline addition!! He will be a late season/playoff ace!!!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  83. lenscrafters May 28,2014 1:09 pm

    SP Ronald Herrera is the PTBNL in the Blanks trade. Heavy price to pay for 1.5 years of Blanks.

  84. Future Ed May 28,2014 2:29 pm

    Lincicum’s line:

    5 innings, 0 runs, 0 hits, 4 walks, 5strikeouts, 96 pitches

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 2:32 pm || Up

      and he doesn’t come out for the 6th

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. colin May 28,2014 2:40 pm

    Ugh. I’m about to leave to go see Red Sox vs Barves and it is 48 degrees with drizzle. Almost June, my ass.

  86. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 3:17 pm

    Rick Reilly wrote (and published!) an open letter to Derek Jeter’s unborn children telling them about how great and awesome and pure and handsome he was and how much Jorge Posada loved him. I’m not even going to link to it in the interest of not sickening everyone.

    • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 3:20 pm || Up

      OK, I’ll give you the last three paragraphs because I hate you all and you deserve to suffer.

      After that, he said he was going to settle down and have a family, which was unthinkable. Derek Jeter settling down? It was like an eagle deciding to take the bus. Glad he did, though, because genes this good shouldn’t be wasted.

      If there was a better man in sports, I never met him. Your father was a gentleman. A charmer. A 1,000-point star. “He was the kind of guy you wanted to be next to,” Posada said.

      He was ours for 20 years, but he’s yours now, and I just wanted you to know how lucky you are

      .

      • Soaker May 28,2014 3:25 pm || Up

        Watch him turn into Kirby Puckett post-baseball.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 3:27 pm || Up

          Or Steve Garvey

          • 5Aces May 28,2014 3:48 pm || Up

            OJ Simpson.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • dmoas May 28,2014 3:56 pm || Up

              Oh would that be a thing to see. But let’s do without the murder and just do the post-murder version.

      • andeux May 28,2014 3:55 pm || Up

        Reilly should be getting a nice gift basket for his efforts at least.

        TINSTAAFK
        • dmoas May 28,2014 4:00 pm || Up

          I’d imagine that they bring the child home and the next morning, there’s a gift basket in the crib and a note that he had a great night, here’s money for cab fair to the nearest orphanage and a signed baseball that, instead of saying “Derek Jeter #2” on it says “Daddy #2”

          • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 4:30 pm || Up

            Such a classy abandonment. That’s the kind of deadbeat dad you want to be next to.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 28,2014 3:58 pm || Up

        Like an eagle deciding to take the bus? How lazy must a columnist be to leave that lame analogy in a piece?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas May 28,2014 4:02 pm || Up

          A New York one?

          • AV May 28,2014 5:34 pm || Up

            isn’t that the plot of john belushi’s serious movie?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 4:13 pm || Up

          How much must his editor hate him to not make him take that lame analogy out?

        • Soaker May 28,2014 4:22 pm || Up

          It’s over the top, although I did flash back to the “Liberty” lyrics.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Dial C for Concupiscence May 28,2014 4:23 pm || Up

          It’s the kind of thing that happens when you stop writing in 2007 and start generating your columns through a heady mix of copy-paste, concentrated bluster, and the drool-spasms of hardcore laurel resting

          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 28,2014 4:49 pm || Up

            Not unlike the range of a certain revered late career shortstop.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed May 28,2014 5:04 pm || Up

      wants to have a family?

      Lets pencil that out a little. he s what 40? single? I know he is rich and will have an athletes body even in teh over 40 years, but I don’t know that his gods puppy status will hold for a april-october relationship with kids coming in his 50s.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas May 28,2014 5:15 pm || Up

        He’s famous. Those fuckers get pregnant after the first week together.

  87. Glorious Mundy May 28,2014 4:01 pm

    Billy Butler is having a terrible year and is owed another 5 or so million this year, plus a $1 million buyout for next year ($12.5 million team option). He bats righthanded and plays first base, sort of. The Royals suck. Can we get this guy for the low, low price of on the house? I feel like Blanks probably sucks.

    • Future Ed May 28,2014 4:56 pm || Up

      I was arguing with a padres fan today about the true HR king. he was pointing to steroids as making the 90s, 2000s illegitimate seemingly ignoring the segregation and anointing ruth the king.

      Anyway he asked me to make a counter offer in the case we had together, and I said “dismissal.” he said that is not negotiating, my boss overheard and chimed in “he’ll waive the apology letter.”

      So my point is, if we ask for butler on the house I think we will be set for trial in july.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas May 28,2014 5:00 pm || Up

        So he’s ignoring Hank Aaron and going straight to the white guy?

        • Future Ed May 28,2014 5:05 pm || Up

          sorry, i was unclear, we were talking single season

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          • colin May 29,2014 5:22 am || Up

            Then what about Maris?

            • Future Ed May 29,2014 6:18 am || Up

              I think his argument was *154 games

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              • East Bay Evans May 29,2014 7:56 am || Up

                The only seven PA away.

                1927 Ruth: 691 PA

                1961 Maris: 698 PA

                Dunno if that brings anything to the conversation, but I always found it interesting.

              • dmoas May 29,2014 8:52 am || Up

                In fairness, in the 4 game world series, Ruth did hit 2 more out. So for 156 games, he had 62.

  88. Future Ed May 28,2014 5:58 pm

    Non SuSlu chron

    He says the A’s have only converted 9 or 18 save opportunities.

    I really wish people that get paid to write about baseball would know more about what different MLB rulebook data points actually mean.

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