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Game 5-0 Last Game in the 51st state 82

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Crisp (DH) Donaldson Lowrie Cespedes Norris Moss Callaspo blanks Gentry (pomeranz v Happ)

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAYYYYYY

I have $5. No I don\'t.

82 thoughts on “Game 5-0 Last Game in the 51st state

  1. Bed May 25,2014 8:48 am

    I have to say the tags for this game thread are really strong.

    But seriously, folks...
  2. AV May 25,2014 8:54 am

    51st state? woo-hoo, day trip to puerto rico!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed May 25,2014 9:05 am || Up

      South miami island is another country.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor May 27,2014 9:56 am || Up

        Not any more. #Louie

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. andeux May 25,2014 8:57 am

    Pomeranz on the mound means the Jays will be starting Garth Iorg instead of Rance Mulliniks.

    TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:10 am || Up

      So Ernie Whitt instead of Buck Martinez, right?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. AV May 25,2014 9:00 am

    punto is better… than whom exactly??

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas May 25,2014 9:01 am || Up

      Sogard? [sigh]

    • andeux May 25,2014 9:03 am || Up

      Punto is better … left unmentioned.

      TINSTAAFK
    • andeux May 25,2014 9:05 am || Up

      Punto is better … than Josh Hamilton at diving into first base.

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas May 25,2014 9:12 am || Up

        But is he really? Punto fails to hurt himself every time.

        • AV May 25,2014 9:15 am || Up

          yeah, i’m thinking from the A’s POV, JH’s injury yields more wins.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. Future Ed May 25,2014 9:17 am

    Cook news at the end. Is going to throw next week. Late june return

    A healthy cook and O flaraty could be really neat.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:12 am || Up

      Only if they make the right moves to go with it. Im worried they end up like sending down Abad and giving the closer role to Gregerwalkoffenson.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  6. Future Ed May 25,2014 10:09 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed May 25,2014 10:12 am

    Donaldson better get on after this

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. dmoas May 25,2014 10:19 am

    Did we just strike out on 9 pitches after that 4 pitch walk and do so without making any contact with the ball?

    • Future Ed May 25,2014 10:20 am || Up

      donaldson popped up to reyes

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas May 25,2014 10:21 am || Up

        Oh good. I was only vaguely paying attention after JD had that manicure and all I was seeing with missing.

  9. andeux May 25,2014 10:34 am

    ___ will be today’s hero.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 25,2014 10:37 am || Up

      WHERE IS YOUR BARTON NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed May 25,2014 10:40 am || Up

        Last I heard he was in a Mexican Prison and he couldn’t cut it in the Mexican Prison League.

        But seriously, folks...
        • andeux May 25,2014 10:41 am || Up

          You don’t walk out of a Mexican prison.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Future Ed May 25,2014 10:43 am || Up

            asvd

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed May 25,2014 10:47 am || Up

            And andeux wins the game thread.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Future Ed May 25,2014 10:49 am || Up

              Is it too early for our kingsford capital comment of the game?

              I don’t think so

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Bed May 25,2014 11:02 am || Up

                You know the winner when you see it.

                But seriously, folks...
  10. Future Ed May 25,2014 10:52 am

    that’s how to do it craig.

    now steal second third and home

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:02 am

    please get a hit. please please please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Bed May 25,2014 11:04 am

    You would have to pay me at least $1000 to watch a Mariners vs Astros game start to finish.

    But seriously, folks...
  13. Bed May 25,2014 11:05 am

    I’m picking Mario Andretti to win today’s Indy 500.

    But seriously, folks...
  14. Bed May 25,2014 11:06 am

    My wife just called and said she’s bringing something home from Arby’s…I’m pretty sure that’s a threat.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer May 25,2014 12:37 pm || Up

      Is she pregnant again?

    • dmoas May 25,2014 12:53 pm || Up

      My wife just called and reminded me that she doesn’t exist. I was pissed off at the bitch for using up my minutes.

  15. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:06 am

    Why are ken and vince always clowning on the marketing copy they have to read about the “iconic snap back hat”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Bed May 25,2014 11:07 am

    Coldplay or Arby’s?

    But seriously, folks...
  17. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:09 am

    Thanks 47,000 at skydome. I would not have know what happened listening to vince

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:13 am

    lets go brandon. #1 alameda food bank needs $50.

    Second you need to prove you can hit lefties and

    #3 runz

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. 5Aces May 25,2014 11:15 am

    When this team is clicking I feel like they are untouchable. But they get into funks where I dont think they could beat the Pilots. My hope is we have a bad week in mid Sept and get it out of our system.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed May 25,2014 11:17 am || Up

      yup.

      The starters havn’t had a slump yet. that is kinda scaring me

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:21 am || Up

        Why worry about that; we have the best bull…..

        Fuck.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed May 25,2014 11:23 am || Up

          I think cook and Oflarety will shore up the bullpen.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:30 am || Up

            Same here. But I think I said in some other thread that Im worried what moves they make. I know it wouldnt happen, but it feels like they should be dumping JJ and Gregerson. But I dont see that.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:24 am

    I was just about to type, i wouldn’t mind a walk here

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:27 am || Up

      And I was going to say hoe Pomeranz seems like a totally different pitcher starting and how we won the trade.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed May 25,2014 11:29 am || Up

        not having to think about brett anderson is winning the trade

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces May 25,2014 11:31 am || Up

          Im sure he will begin rehab soon. It will be like a great midseason pickup for the Rockies!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:35 am

    OK, Drew, you’ve already given up a run. We are facing Happ. you can’t afford to let another run in

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:36 am

    Holy shit! Nice!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. andeux May 25,2014 11:36 am

    That could have been much much worse.

    TINSTAAFK
  24. lenscrafters May 25,2014 11:37 am

    I implore our offense to score some fking runs.

  25. Future Ed May 25,2014 11:59 am

    this is a pickle

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed May 25,2014 12:21 pm || Up

      No, Ed…this is pickle

      But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor May 27,2014 10:32 am || Up

        No, Bed… THIS is a pickle (particularly the Manhattan Style).

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  26. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:01 pm

    well, that is one way to get an out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:04 pm

    that is anotherway to get an out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:11 pm

    well, how about that.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. sslinger May 25,2014 12:12 pm

    Gotta give JJ credit for a heads up play on that one.

  30. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:16 pm

    cannot catch a break this series

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. lenscrafters May 25,2014 12:17 pm

    unbelievable

  32. lenscrafters May 25,2014 12:20 pm

    Keep enjoying your run of ridiculous luck, Canada.

    • Future Ed May 25,2014 12:27 pm || Up

      hopefully they will spend a ton of prospects on starting pitching

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:44 pm

    i hate this weekend

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed May 25,2014 1:37 pm || Up

      I’ve had a nice relaxing weekend myself.

      But seriously, folks...
  34. andeux May 25,2014 12:45 pm

    I blame fake turf. And (b)ed.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Bed May 25,2014 1:38 pm || Up

      Bed or Ed…both are blame worthy.

      But seriously, folks...
  35. AV May 25,2014 12:48 pm

    nice day out. so… how’s this going?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  36. brian.only May 25,2014 12:51 pm

    There we go!

  37. Future Ed May 25,2014 12:51 pm

    Cuts the lead in half!

    Wait.

    Fuck

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. dmoas May 25,2014 12:52 pm

    At least we won’t be shut out.

  39. AV May 25,2014 12:53 pm

    i don’t see what the problem is. JD seems on.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. dmoas May 25,2014 1:01 pm

    So apparently Josh Beckett has a no hitter through 8.

    • AV May 25,2014 1:15 pm || Up

      if it’s anything like his other play, nohit never shows.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  41. Future Ed May 25,2014 1:16 pm

    I blkame melvin for staying with otero in tampa

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. AV May 25,2014 1:16 pm

    yep. ready for the tigers.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas May 25,2014 1:18 pm || Up

      They seem ready for us.

      • lenscrafters May 25,2014 1:26 pm || Up

        Rangers are knocking around their bullpen for us. Of course, this may not matter considering the A’s aren’t hitting enough to knock the starters out of the game.

        • dmoas May 25,2014 1:39 pm || Up

          I’m hoping it’s guys with bad backs, necks, and leg problems having to deal with 6 straight days worth of turf.

  43. Bed May 25,2014 1:39 pm

    Dave Stieb’s mustache 3 Athletics 0

    But seriously, folks...
  44. nobody in particular May 25,2014 2:38 pm

    As bad as this shit was, the team we are about to meet got even more worked the last few days. Mighty teams go slumpy.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.

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