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Well then, Game 22. 100

Is it a good thing to wait to create the game thread until we’re already up at least two runs?

100 thoughts on “Well then, Game 22.

  1. andeux Apr 24,2014 5:34 pm

    I don’t know, this might be your fault.

    TINSTAAFK
  2. mother pucker Apr 24,2014 5:34 pm

    That 2-0 pitch to Carter looked pretty good from here.

  3. mother pucker Apr 24,2014 5:37 pm

    Well Kazmir may have lost his command, but at least he has re-discovered his fastball.

  4. Jennifer Apr 24,2014 5:45 pm

    Someone literally shit on me today. I’m done.

    • Englishmajor Apr 24,2014 5:48 pm || Up

      Ugh. Sorry to hear it.

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 6:11 pm || Up

      I SAID I WAS SORRY, DAMN IT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE…. Oh, um, yeah, I know nothing about that.

  5. brian.only Apr 24,2014 5:49 pm

    Thanks Coco!
    Moar A’s runz pls.

  6. mother pucker Apr 24,2014 5:49 pm

    What a gritty distraction by Punto.

  7. mikeA Apr 24,2014 6:00 pm

    Glen and Ray talking about the folly of “stacking righties” against Kazmir. They are hitting .152 against him this year, lefties are hitting .263!
    Kazmir career:
    vs LHB .231/.292/.341
    vs RHB .255/.341/.426

    2013:
    vs LHB .226/.251/.321
    vs RHP .275/.339/.455 (ie crushed him)

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 6:14 pm || Up

      How about remembering how small the sample is. Dumb to try to compare this year so far against last year.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 6:46 pm

    A’s bumped to the CSNCA alt channel tonight due to the 7:30 Sharks game (it just took me an unreasonably long time to realize).

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 6:46 pm

    Can we play the Astros every day?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. Future Ed Apr 24,2014 6:54 pm

    So I just got home from teh boys’ practices. Flipped on the radio and vince sounded like he had just hit the pipe.

    when the batter (whomever it was) struck out, I leand that the bases were loaded.

    I had been listening since a cross up on pitchone and castro went to the mound.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. mother pucker Apr 24,2014 7:01 pm

    Sloppy Hoes.

  12. Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:02 pm

    I don’t care if his SLG never gets above his OBP – I’m enjoying the Craig Gentry experience.

  13. Jennifer Apr 24,2014 7:03 pm

    I just realized we are the visiting team in the box score.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 7:05 pm

    I got to hand it to Bo Porter, from first pitch on these Astros players come ready to relentlessly suck.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:07 pm || Up

      *Stares into the middle distance for 17 seconds*

      They’re not good.

  15. Englishmajor Apr 24,2014 7:09 pm

    More pooping on the illustrious George Springer.

  16. Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:11 pm

    heh, ken, that’s funny. Donaldson could get voted in to the all star game.

    I think both of them are high

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:14 pm || Up

      Machado out, Cabrera moved, Beltre hobbled. He’s got a legit chance.

      • Jennifer Apr 24,2014 7:15 pm || Up

        2 LEGIT 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT.

      • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:17 pm || Up

        I think he will make the team. I don’t think he has a chance at the vote.

        Longoria will win Beltre will get lots of votes. I bet middlebrooks get more votes than donaldson

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:19 pm || Up

          Machado will get more votes.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:20 pm || Up

          I don’t think Red Sox fans will stuff the box for their crappy players. Doesn’t seem like their style. Longoria is the favorite, but I feel like Donaldson made enough of a name for himself last year that he’ll get a lot of default votes this season.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 7:25 pm || Up

            I think there’s a strong chance no A’s position player will be voted into the ASG ever again.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:27 pm || Up

              Yup. The system is designed against it for that very purpose.

      • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:18 pm || Up

        Yes, but he’s still an A.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:22 pm || Up

          WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

          Over the years, there have been notable examples of ballot stuffing, including the effort that helped make Steinbach the American League’s starting catcher in 1988, despite a .217 first-half batting average. Reports surfaced that summer of an Oakland fan designing a board of nails to punch bundles of ballots with votes for Steinbach and other Athletics players.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 25,2014 10:10 am || Up

            They said spending my day pounding nails into boards was a waste of time, misguided, the twisted coping mechanism of an odd man. But I’ll show them. They’ll see my genius. One day they’ll come crawling back to me. Sometimes, the hare wins the race. Sometimes, it’s the guy with too many nails, a lot of time, and a hammer

  17. Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:12 pm

    Vince on donaldson ” his WAR was 2nd only to trout in the AL”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:14 pm

    I think Ken and vince are being held hostage at gun point.

    They are saying nice things about SABR people

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Jennifer Apr 24,2014 7:29 pm

    I want steak.

    • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:32 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Jennifer Apr 24,2014 7:31 pm

    And a win.

    • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:33 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:32 pm

    Y’all got this one under control? Can I go watch the Warriors game? I don’t want any funny business while I’m gone.

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:47 pm || Up

      Sharks over Warriors.

      • Jennifer Apr 24,2014 7:56 pm || Up

        Where is the Sharks game?

          • Jennifer Apr 24,2014 8:00 pm || Up

            On television.

            • dmoas Apr 24,2014 8:01 pm || Up

              Yes, it’s on TV.

              • Jennifer Apr 24,2014 8:36 pm || Up

                Found it! Turns out I was watching a Shark vs Dyson infomercial.

                • 5Aces Apr 24,2014 9:11 pm || Up

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  22. ptbnl Apr 24,2014 7:42 pm

    Just tapped a fresh keg of Ï€PA and it’s FKing amazeballs.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 7:58 pm || Up

      i want to go to there

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 7:59 pm || Up

        You’re always welcome!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  23. lenscrafters Apr 24,2014 7:44 pm

    Hey Bo Porter. Go fuck yourself.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:46 pm || Up

      This is certifiable. Fines and suspensions required.

    • Soaker Apr 24,2014 7:48 pm || Up

      Yeah, I’m pretty much amazed that anyone thought that carried over to this series.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:51 pm || Up

        I mean, they played each other twice since that non-incident! and Lowrie played both games! WTF is wrong with these idiots?

        • nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 7:52 pm || Up

          and he batted several times tonight previously

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:52 pm || Up

          Did Clemons play though?

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:52 pm || Up

            Is it about him? HE COULDN’T EVEN HIT HIM THE FIRST TIME.

            • dmoas Apr 24,2014 7:54 pm || Up

              Yeah, it’s basically Clemons who’s an idiot and looking for revenge. And it was Clemons who initiated the bullshit while walking off the field later iirc prompting Porter to come out and defend his “honor.”

              • Soaker Apr 24,2014 7:57 pm || Up

                I would say that usually this stuff happens on the instruction of the manager. A marginal pitcher does not take it upon himself to decide when to enforce The Code.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 8:00 pm || Up

                  Given the timing, I’d guess it wasn’t Porter. But in general, I don’t disagree. But there have been occasions where the player takes it on himself.

        • Soaker Apr 24,2014 7:52 pm || Up

          Dammit, Cespedes hustled and beat out a grounder to shortshop in a 10-1 game. Hit him next time up!

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Apr 24,2014 7:53 pm || Up

            and as soon as I say that, there won’t be a next time up…

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:55 pm || Up

              It’s like I always say: Never hustle.

        • lenscrafters Apr 24,2014 7:53 pm || Up

          Because if you think someone is disrespecting you, the proper way to change that is to yell and throw stuff at them.

  24. lenscrafters Apr 24,2014 7:50 pm

    Watch the fuck out of that JD.

  25. nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 7:51 pm

    JD says HELLO ASTROS.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  26. Englishmajor Apr 24,2014 7:56 pm

    Gameday is still stuck in Coaching Visit to Mound mode, but I understand what just happened from your comments!

    • nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 7:57 pm || Up

      game threads are awesome catch-up tools for a game, deeply entertaining and informative

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:57 pm || Up

      Gameday equivalent of a Bo Porter press conference answer.

    • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 8:00 pm || Up

      The gameday video of the incident is great … ends with a cutaway to Ron Washington shaking his head in the dugout. Yes, Ron Washington.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        It’s true!

        • Englishmajor Apr 24,2014 8:46 pm || Up

          That is truly bizarre. Does the Houston TV crew splice Ron doing a WTF into their coverage on a regular basis?

          • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 8:51 pm || Up

            i didn;t see that on my phone, but the astros announcers seem liike terrible people.

            The said that what they noticed was the the A’s stayed in the dugout, not supporting lowrie last week.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 7:59 pm

    Ken basically said maybe Bo Porter should worry less about throwing at our guys and more about winning more than 50 games a season. Ouch.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 7:59 pm || Up

      Sonned

    • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      Getting more hits than errors would be another laudable goal.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  28. Thunderbutt Apr 24,2014 8:00 pm

    Cespedes should bunt.

    There is always a score.
  29. AV Apr 24,2014 8:16 pm

    thought it was a 7-o-fiver…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. ptbnl Apr 24,2014 8:31 pm

    First time they’ve got Josh out tonight.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  31. AV Apr 24,2014 8:41 pm

    someone, somewhere, is writing teASTROSe.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 8:57 pm || Up

      perhaps one of the 4 people that watch their games

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  32. James V. Apr 24,2014 9:17 pm

    Bo Porter and Paul Clemens are complete jokes. An absolute embarrassment.

    Other than that, a nice, simple win and Donaldson is back in good form.

    • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 9:38 pm || Up

      i would say its just the astros. but they played a good series last time and swept teh m’s 9 i think)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.

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