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Meet the new Grill. Same as the old Grill. 313

Much more about the Oakland Museum’s new Vinyl exhibit, also Giant Robot.

Much more about the Raiders 2014 schedule. The tl/dr: it’s tough.

Let’s have people Tweet their favorite NYPD photos #MyNYPD. What could possibly go wrong?

The test of statistical rigor (mortis): 40,000 men and women every day?

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313 thoughts on “Meet the new Grill. Same as the old Grill.

  1. AV Apr 24,2014 9:05 am

    ok people. google shields down. they really can’t see us.

    http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/04/23/upshot/24-upshot-baseball.html?hp&_r=0

    (moved from old gamethread to new grill.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • aardvark Apr 24,2014 10:03 am || Up

      I find it hard to believe that more people in oakland are Giants fans than A’s fans. I’m wondering where the Zip code data comes from.

      • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 10:05 am || Up

        It says facebook, and they also explicitly address the giants/a’s issue … on fb the giants have more likes in all bay area zip codes.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 10:47 am || Up

          I liked the ports and rivercats on FB, but not the A’s. I don’t need the A’s marketing in my face.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Apr 24,2014 10:08 am || Up

        I can. It’s all based on FB metrics. So if you’re working in Oakland from else where and are a Giants fan talking about the Giants as giggly as you would, it would show up as in “Oakland” not from where you’re from. Since many people commute into the East Bay from the North, South, and West you’ll find a lot of Giants fans into the A’s territory.

        • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 10:29 am || Up

          I’d expect them to be using the user’s declared home zip code, not the location they’re connecting from.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 11:03 am || Up

          I don’t think it’s just that. If we’re being real, the City of Oakland and the A’s haven’t been all that culturally intertwined for a long time, if ever. And the city is full of people priced out of SF/Peninsula/Marin who remain Giants fans. The Peter Hartlaub types. That’s why the A’s percentages are higher in places like San Leandro than in Oakland itself. Ain’t no San Francisco worshippers moving there.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 24,2014 11:19 am || Up

            It’s also interesting that SF itself has a lower percentage of Giants fans (relatively) than like the peninsula and such.

      • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 10:10 am || Up

        It’s also true of the yankees/mets.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 10:14 am || Up

          I suspect it would have been true of the Dodgers/Angels and O’s & Nats if they were closer to each other.

          • dmoas Apr 24,2014 10:16 am || Up

            Hmm… the interesting outlier is the Cubs & White Sox who also hold the closest distance between the two.

            • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 24,2014 10:25 am || Up

              In Chicago there is a very black-and-white (or maybe black-and-white-and-blue-and-red) northside vs. southside rivalry that you are born into that doesn’t go away. It looks like the border is somewhere right downtown, which makes sense since so many people work there. There’s a lot more employment-related cross-bay traffic from one side to the other and vice versa in the Bay Area.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
              • dmoas Apr 24,2014 10:28 am || Up

                Looking at it, Both the Chicago and NY teams, while closer also have distinct geographic regions that they can cater too where they’re distinctly closer. As you said, one in the North, one in the South. It’s similar with the NY teams though the Mets have a geographic disadvantage. With the A’s & Giants, there is no “West” to work with, so they’re overlapping with the North & South.

              • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 10:41 am || Up

                Chicago has had those same two teams for 114 years, so the division is more deeply set.

                The A’s and Giants only arrived in the 60s, and the Giants arrived first and to the trendier city. I feel like if both teams had been here since before the Bay Bridge and BART existed, it would look more like Chicago.

                The Mets only arrived in the 1960s, and they arrived in Queens, which never had a team before and thus was probably pretty Yankee friendly. The only way they were going to have a geographic stronghold would have been setting up shop in Brooklyn and claiming the Dodger loyalists.

                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 24,2014 10:45 am || Up

                  gp.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 11:13 am || Up

                  It does suggest (but in no way conclusively) that the A’s need to be further away from the Giants. But even if they did, it would still be struggle and a major long term effort to break that stranglehold.

            • AV Apr 24,2014 10:30 am || Up

              caution, stereotypes ahead:

              clear geographic distinction backed by socioeconomic, keeps each side in its place and easier to count? as opposed to nyy/m, where it’s socioeconomic not wholly backed by geographic. or bay area, where it’s more geographic and not clearly backed by socioeconomic.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 10:50 am || Up

                I find it interesting that the giants dominate more in marin and the south bay than the city itself.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 10:57 am || Up

                  It’s a lot easier to get to O.Co from SF than from those other places.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 24,2014 11:22 am || Up

                  That’s probably it. SF is also made up of a greater percentage of people from all over the bay, as opposed to places like Marin

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 11:25 am || Up

                  UNFOUNDED THEORY: People in their 20s and 30s are more likely to root for the A’s than people in other age cohorts, because the A’s were dominant when they were kids. Who lives in San Francisco now? People in their 20s and 30s.

                • AV Apr 24,2014 11:33 am || Up

                  i was working on a similar unfounded theory about people in their 20-30s (possibly FB-overrepresented) drawn to SF over the past decade and more, but who hail from all over the US.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 11:36 am || Up

                  yup. But I think we are talking late 20s-40s are the fb population.

                  Also, there is a sample bias in people who have an account

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Apr 24,2014 11:42 am || Up

                  definitely #2. maybe #1.

                  this is totally weighted by FB, and even their reading of FB usage. most of my 2013 posts were about games i was at. i’ve never ever hit the like button on the A’s though.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 11:44 am || Up

                  Add to #2 the youth on FB today that would indulge in the WS wins. Lots of fair weather around the bay for all sports.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 11:56 am || Up

                  The fact that this data comes from Facebook users only makes it basically worthless IMHO, except maybe for marketing through Facbeook.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 12:06 pm || Up

                  Worthless? Not quite. It (at least) generally provides a look at the “prime” demographic. That being said, to put any serious value over something like this would still be a waste of time and money. As research goes, it’s poor man’s way of attempting to measure and it’s ripe with flaws.

                • DFA Apr 24,2014 9:38 pm || Up

                  FB is as close to a complete survey size as you can get.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 10:21 pm || Up

                  That’s the DFA we know and love!

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • andeux Apr 25,2014 9:58 am || Up

                  (sample) size isn’t the only thing that matters.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • dmoas Apr 25,2014 10:14 am || Up

                  Yup, population representation is actually more important.

                • DFA Apr 25,2014 5:59 pm || Up

                  And facebook is integrated in the vast majority of people’s lives. If you are saying that the like feature makes the data irrelevant because there are a lot of fans that don’t like their team, that might be fair, but while facebook skews younger, many old folks including my grandma are active users. FB is probably more representative than a landline poll.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 25,2014 6:16 pm || Up

                  Dude, your grandma notwithstanding, just because FB has a lot of members does not make it statistically representative. Your assertions are almost religious in their fervor.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • James V. Apr 25,2014 6:18 pm || Up

                  I still think it’s as simple as some teams being better than others at mining Facebook for likes through various methods. Plus, the Giants do have the benefit of having won a couple World Series recently, leading to a large bandwagon contingent.

                • Future Ed Apr 25,2014 7:05 pm || Up

                  his grandma is probably my age

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Apr 26,2014 8:57 am || Up

                  Or you know instead of religious ferver, its backed up by stats. According to Pew 73% of the adult population is on FB.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Soaker Apr 26,2014 9:30 am || Up

                  Doesn’t change DFA’s argument much but:

                  Actually Pew says 57% of the adult population uses Facebook (as of 2/2014). Not everybody is online (my mother definitely won’t see this post) and of those who are online and use social networking sites not everyone has a Facebook account though that last number is alarmingly close to 100%.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • elcroata Apr 26,2014 3:23 pm || Up

                  I don’t know how they end up with 57%, with 960 of 1801 who were sampled saying that yes, they use FB. Perhaps adjusting for some demographic discrepancies.

                  They didn’t release the gender / age distribution of the sampled participants, but did of those who are on FB. The 65+ group makes for 13% of those who said yes, which means that — assuming that the participants sample reflected USA age distribution, in which 65+ make for 17% of the adult population — that age group showed ~40% usage of FB. They mention in the article that the 12-17 age group has 73% usage, so if those numbers are anywhere close to accurate, there is a definite age bias in using FB as a good representation of overall USA population.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • dmoas Apr 25,2014 6:38 pm || Up

                  Not everyone of every race, gender, and age group is on it. In other words, there’s a subset of the whole population that isn’t a a part of Facebook. There’s also a subset within Facebook that’s doesn’t utilize that function. And those that aren’t on it/don’t use it, aren’t properly represented by those who are/do.

                  I can assure you, the methodology of using Facebook isn’t anywhere near as accurate as directly contacting a person through a phone survey. You’re trying to equate a web survey to a Facebook “like” and to suggest it’s better than a CATI survey, it’s just factually incorrect.

                • DFA Apr 26,2014 8:59 am || Up

                  I already acknowledge in my comment above that the like thing skews it. But saying that Facebook is a poor sample is silly when you can get a sample size from their data that is massively bigger than what you could get in a phone survey.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Apr 26,2014 8:59 am || Up

                  Also there have been numberous studies that show that mentions on social media sites are more accurate than polling in predicting election outcomes

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Apr 26,2014 1:47 pm || Up

                  I agree that FB has a huge sample size (regardless whether it’s 73% or 57%). But it is also a biased sample for some questions, most obvious of which would be “What percentage of people are on Facebook?”, as the answer to that would be “100%”.

                  I know far too little of socio-demographic representation of US population on FB to have a founded opinion of whether the bias in question skews the results of baseball fandom (in addition to the “likes” point that EM brought up), though.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Bed Apr 26,2014 1:57 pm || Up

                  The real question is how are the A’s polling in Northwest Arkansas?

                  But seriously, folks...
                • elcroata Apr 26,2014 2:01 pm || Up

                  Seventh. Just behind Ottawa Senators

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Bed Apr 26,2014 2:03 pm || Up

                  Sounds about right.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • andeux Apr 26,2014 2:42 pm || Up

                  NWA is more into the Raiders.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • DFA Apr 24,2014 9:37 pm || Up

                  I mean its not like the Giants were shitty in the late 80s/ early 90s and did just as well as well as us in the late 90s early 00s

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 11:14 am || Up

                  It’s the significant geographic overlap. And as GM said, it’s a lot easier/quicker to get to SF from the north than Oakland.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 10:52 am || Up

      5% A’s fans in both the zip where I grew up and the zip I live in now. I’m such an iconoclast.

      • dmoas Apr 24,2014 11:16 am || Up

        8% both where I live and work. Actually, looking at all of Novato’s zips, the percentages are all the same including the 3rd team (Dodgers).

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 11:20 am || Up

          It’s interesting that as you move north out of the Bay Area proper, the Dodgers start to creep into the picture along with the Giants and A’s. I guess Novato to the Oregon border just doesn’t have the New York/Boston transplants that the rest of California has.

    • Englishmajor Apr 24,2014 5:14 pm || Up

      My theory: the motivation for people to “like” businesses on FB is largely a factor of a) whether a sponsored ad pops up in their feed, and b) whether that ad says something like “Like us to enter a drawing for an autographed Tim Lincecum cap”. If your business doesn’t spend a lot of money advertising on FB, or fails to offer something in exchange for the like other than more ads, you’re not going to get a lot of likes. So what this says to me is that the Giants have a much larger ad budget and more competent marketing people than the A’s, which I think we all knew already.

  2. AV Apr 24,2014 9:20 am

    1) i appreciate the effort and excitement by the museum, and i almost want to go, but these things always feel so dumbed down when you’re looking at them as an insider that i want to spare my disappointment.

    it’d be like an exhibit on being a sports fan and having a booth that says, here, type a “message” into a “fan board” (that you can’t actually type, but you have to choose from one of 3 pre-written messages: BOOBIES!, or GYMNASTICS!, or VORP!) and read your auto-generated “replies”… (STFU!, or TROLL!, or HIGH FIVE!). and now you know what it’s like to be an online sports fan.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 9:24 am || Up

      I’d enter “BOOBIES!”

      • AV Apr 24,2014 9:31 am || Up

        “HIGH FIVE!”

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 10:04 am || Up

          I feel like such a sports fan! I have goose bumps!

  3. James V. Apr 24,2014 11:41 am
    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 11:46 am || Up

      I love that he has so much faith in bitcoin that he immediately converts it to dollars.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 11:51 am || Up

      Pretty shady not to link to the actual interview, Gawker.

      • James V. Apr 24,2014 11:56 am || Up
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 11:58 am || Up

          I mean the “Q & A with the San Francisco Chronicle.”

          • James V. Apr 24,2014 12:00 pm || Up

            Ohh. Yeah, that should have been included.

            I’m using a custom script for anything Gawker and the other sites like it so I can get a dark background, but the side effect of it is linked stuff doesn’t show unless I mouse over one.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 11:59 am

    Nine days to the Kentucky Derby. Time to build up the strategic bourbon reserves now.

    Field is not yet final, but here’s Will Leitch’s list of the best names among likely horses. I have Hoppertunity rated much higher. Never did like Tony Danza much.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Apr 24,2014 12:00 pm || Up

      You know we’re all waiting for Primera’s pick.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 12:02 pm || Up

      I’m no expert, but that seems like an unusually lame list of names. I mean, “Bayern”? Terrible.

      • dmoas Apr 24,2014 12:10 pm || Up

        Agreed. However, I’m with FSU in thinking Hoppertunity is the best of the lot.

        • AV Apr 24,2014 12:19 pm || Up

          and if it doesn’t win, might be next seen served at burger king: mmmm whoppertunity.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Apr 24,2014 12:21 pm || Up

        i like vinceremos. makes me think of a che guevara teeshirt photoshopped with the face of cotroneo.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 12:24 pm || Up

          Um…I would buy the hell out of that shirt.

    • DFA Apr 24,2014 9:42 pm || Up

      I have 6 handles of Bulliet in my kitchen.

      Strategic Burbon Reserve is well stocked.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • andeux Apr 27,2014 11:05 am || Up

      As a beer drinker, I’m gonna have to bet on the Hoppertunity/Tapiture exacta.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2014 2:55 pm || Up

        Hoppertunity scratched with a foot problem.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux May 1,2014 3:15 pm || Up

          Yeah, I saw that. Was supposed to be a good horse too. Bummer.

          TINSTAAFK
  5. MikeV Apr 24,2014 12:31 pm

    Aldon Smith: possible misdemeanor charge from the LAX thing — that’s a far cry from the felony fake bomb thing they talked about.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 12:46 pm || Up

      Can we all over react now or should we wait until later?

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2014 12:51 pm || Up

        The 49ers star linebacker is scheduled to appear in Santa Clara Superior Court on Tuesday to face unrelated charges of three felony counts of possessing illegal assault rifles along with a misdemeanor drunken-driving charge.

        I don’t see why we should wait.

        • MikeV Apr 24,2014 1:01 pm || Up

          That gun charge is such bullshit. I honestly hope he pays a lawyer enough to make that one go away.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 1:58 pm || Up

          Well, I had to go to lunch. I figure that made it worth waiting. I’m outraged by the drunk driving thing. Fk people who do that with a rusted spork.

          • James V. Apr 24,2014 2:11 pm || Up

            At this point I’m tired of Aldon Smith and his continued lack of maturity. As good as he is on the field, he’s fucking idiot off it.

            • MikeV Apr 24,2014 2:52 pm || Up

              I think he’s an alcoholic. Just about every problem that he’s had stemmed from drinking.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:06 pm || Up

                That’s very likely true.

              • James V. Apr 24,2014 3:31 pm || Up

                And the treatment he got last year doesn’t seem to have worked.

                • MikeV Apr 24,2014 3:59 pm || Up

                  apparently not.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:00 pm || Up

                  Sad to see so much talent get wasted on someone who can’t keep his shit together.

                • MikeV Apr 24,2014 4:03 pm || Up

                  I guess it’s a little sad, but I mean I have a really hard time feeling bad for the guy.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:06 pm || Up

                  I don’t feel sorry for him at all. He had his chances and he continued to fk up. What’s sad is the talent going to someone who can’t handle their shit instead of to someone who may fail equally hard, but has the ability to learn and grow from it.

                • MikeV Apr 24,2014 4:16 pm || Up

                  Yeah pretty much. I don’t know that I’ll ever feel sorry for someone who is given a talent that literally a few hundred people in the WORLD have and the ability to be set for life and throw it away.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:19 pm || Up

                  Yup. Not to mention all the money and benefits thrown their way.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 3:33 pm || Up

                I think he’s manic depressive and the alcoholism is a symptom, as is often the case.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux Apr 24,2014 3:40 pm || Up

                  I was going to say sociopath. But you could be right.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:41 pm || Up

                  “I’m the BOMB!”

                • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:40 pm || Up

                  Where do you get the signs of manic depression? Or I should more appropriately ask, what other signs aside from the alcoholism have you seen?

                • AV Apr 24,2014 3:47 pm || Up

                  symptoms include, searching one’s soul, knowing what one wants but not knowing how to get it, feeling sweet feelings, dripping fingers, a captured soul… it goes on really. but the most basic sign is that unshakeable looping riff!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. James V. Apr 24,2014 3:31 pm

    Doesn’t look like it’ll be good news for Griffin, per SuSlu’s latest info. Elbow’s not getting any better, going to see Dr. Thomas Mehlhoff next week for a second opinion. Sounds like this could be a UCL replacement.

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:32 pm || Up

      Fun stuff.

    • lenscrafters Apr 24,2014 3:41 pm || Up

      Raul Alcantara was also scratched from his last start with an elbow issue.

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:47 pm || Up

      I was reading in the last week or so about the use of ice after pitching and how that can actually cause damage and reduce the body’s natural healing process. And it got me thinking that it wasn’t until the 80s or so that ice was heavily used, the 90s in particular when kids/teens/HS/College/Pros were all using that method after pitching. And since the kids of the late 80s/early 90s are now hitting the majors, I’ve wondered now if that excessive use isn’t the/a cause of all these issues.

      • James V. Apr 24,2014 3:51 pm || Up

        That’s a very interesting theory.

        Before Tommy John I wonder what kinds of figures there may have been on arm injuries like this, and how many players simply had to retire instead when they tore a ligament. We may never know.

        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:58 pm || Up

          Yeah, that’s where the difficulty in studying something like this comes from. My initial response is to believe it’s no different now, only that we’re able to fix the problem. But then the surgery has been around for so long and yet each year it continues to increase. Even within the last 5-10 years it seems to have grown exponentially.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 4:06 pm || Up

        “it wasn’t until the 80s or so that ice was heavily used, the 90s in particular”

        Really? I thought icing down the arm was standard dating back much father than that. There are for example a bunch of photos on Google images of Sandy Koufax with an arm in the ice bucket.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:09 pm || Up

          I don’t recall it being so heavily used in the lower levels like Little League/High School and such. I don’t really remember much of it’s use when I was there, but that doesn’t necessarily mean much. I figured that the heavy use with the trickle down effect to all levels of the game with it’s emphasis didn’t occur until around then. It’s reached an almost religious use now.

          • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:20 pm || Up

            For the record, I don’t know any of this to be true, so I’ll happily be told I’m wrong about the time line for any of that.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2014 5:35 pm || Up

              I’m going to mentally append this sentence to all of your future comments about anything.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Apr 25,2014 12:32 pm || Up

      Find numbers in the side column interesting.

      If you add in Griffin, the average number of TJS over the last 15 years is 17. And the numbers don’t suggest a huge pattern of going up. It has gone up a bit, but it could just as easily be an outlying trend based on a such small window. I’d love to know how many pitchers careers ended each year due to arm/elbow injury pre-TJS, because I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that number were around 17. Given that we have more teams and use more pitchers per team than we used to, I’d think even something around 10 would be roughly the same percentage wise.

  7. James V. Apr 24,2014 3:49 pm

    I think themed MILB jerseys have finally jumped the shark.

    • andeux Apr 24,2014 3:56 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas Apr 24,2014 4:00 pm || Up

        Yikes. That’s FUGLY.

      • vignette17 Apr 24,2014 4:08 pm || Up

        RiverCats with Addison Russell? They from last year or just trying to market it to serious A’s fans?

        • James V. Apr 24,2014 4:15 pm || Up

          Maybe hoping he’ll be there by the time they have that game.

          • Future Ed Apr 24,2014 6:52 pm || Up

            Playing or with a heavy wrap on his hammy

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Apr 24,2014 9:45 pm || Up

        Thats actually kinda cool.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • witchy Apr 25,2014 6:03 pm || Up

        that looks like the shirt that one of the (few non-tanktop-wearing) frat boys had on the day that we saw FSU in the lot.

      • James V. Apr 25,2014 6:12 pm || Up

    • dmoas Apr 24,2014 3:59 pm || Up

      I like the Zombie night one, but only if they wear the make up as well.

  8. nobody in particular Apr 24,2014 7:41 pm

    Better late than never for this one…. it’s an anniversary in ecstasy, recorded 24 years ago tonight and featuring the foremost practitioner of the Sufi art of Qawwali singing ever born. They just don’t make singers with this degree of expressive power anymore… or if they do, they are waiting in line outside a rehearsal studio in Encino right now, Christina Aguilera sheet music in hand, to try to get on “The Voice”… and you’ll likely never know their names.

    Anyway, just come hither to the blog and get your Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan on this evening :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  9. James V. Apr 25,2014 8:37 am

    GOOD.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 25,2014 9:52 am || Up

      It’s as if logic and sense broke in and smacked them over the head

    • dmoas Apr 25,2014 10:15 am || Up

      I feel a little Kool and the Gang coming on…

  10. James V. Apr 25,2014 9:44 am

  11. Glorious Mundy Apr 25,2014 3:37 pm

    • James V. Apr 25,2014 3:43 pm || Up

      And there you go. No more pitching depth this season.

    • dmoas Apr 25,2014 4:29 pm || Up

      Shocked, I am not.

      • James V. Apr 25,2014 4:42 pm || Up

        I’m definitely concerned about their starting rotation the rest of the season. Losing Parker is bad. Losing Griffin as well, even if he’s had his issues on the mound at times, makes it even worse. As good as Chavez has been, he’s never thrown more than 130 IP in any season of his professional career.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2014 10:46 am || Up

      Sigh. Well there’s a shitty turn of events.

  12. James V. Apr 26,2014 11:03 am

    Was waiting for this one.

  13. Bed Apr 26,2014 2:06 pm

    It’s only April and probably half the ads on TV are political ads for our Senate and Gubernatorial races…November is a long ways away.

    But seriously, folks...
  14. nobody in particular Apr 26,2014 4:31 pm

    All right, Happy Saturday and welcome to another smashing birthday blog post, intended to celebrate 64 years of violin maestro L. Shankar, born this day in 1950. This is a never-rebroadcast concert from 1984, with a quartet so heavy on talent they had to break up because what they were doing wasn’t fair…. Shankar, Jan Garbarek, Trilok Gurtu and Zakir Hussain get down ECM style on German TV three full and eventful decades ago, and you’re invited :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  15. nobody in particular Apr 27,2014 2:55 pm

    Eurojazz pioneer and legend Krzysztof Komeda would have been 83 today. Who is Krzysztof Komeda, I hear you ask? You may think you don’t know, but if you’ve ever watched ROSEMARY’S BABY, you’ve come across him. Slide on over to the blog for a Sunday celebration, featuring a half hour performance co-starring trumpet lord Tomasz Stanko, recorded for Polish television in 1967 :)

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 4:26 pm || Up

      Stuff like this what makes this site such an interesting place. Come for the A’s baseball and leave with video from Polish TV in 1967.

      But seriously, folks...
  16. AV Apr 28,2014 8:50 am
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Apr 28,2014 9:13 am || Up

      That was awesome.

      • dmoas Apr 28,2014 9:14 am || Up

        In a more perfect world, he’d have scored on that kick and then did a monkey dance yelling “DON’T FEED THE ANNNNNNIIIMAAAALLS!”

    • MikeV Apr 28,2014 9:14 am || Up

      Earthquakes are hosting Atletico Madrid July 27 @ Candlestick!!!

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Apr 28,2014 9:15 am || Up

        Because Lew hates Oakland!!! /s

        • MikeV Apr 28,2014 10:32 am || Up

          WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Apr 28,2014 11:25 am || Up

        why are you fucking with me??

        YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I’LL PROBABLY HATE SOCCER AFTER JULY 13.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. vignette17 Apr 28,2014 10:29 am

    A’s have the best run differential in baseball and have allowed the fewest runs in the AL (4th in MLB). Oh, and they’ve scored the 5th most runs in MLB. Oh, and their bullpen leads the AL in ERA (the starters came in 2nd).

    Despite two losses to Houston, somehow I think the A’s will be fine.

    • Future Ed Apr 28,2014 10:33 am || Up

      the loss saturday was frustrating.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Future Ed Apr 28,2014 10:32 am

    #6??

    I like the mets, yankees and giants TV better than ours.

    I think the white sox, astros and royals are worse. I don’t really have an informed opinion otherwise. But #6 seems aggressive.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Apr 28,2014 10:33 am || Up

      Holy shit that’s a massive amount of intrusive as hell ads

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Apr 28,2014 10:46 am || Up

      How the fk did they get a “B”? I’d give them a D, C at best.

    • dmoas Apr 28,2014 10:48 am || Up

      Also, I’m not so sure those numbers are their ranking, the grades seem to go up and down.

    • andeux Apr 28,2014 10:58 am || Up

      Glen and Ray are awful. If they are really top 20% (and maybe they are) that’s just sad.

      The best I have heard are the Cubs guys, especailly Deshaies.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Apr 28,2014 11:10 am || Up

        Doesn’t count if they don’t address the post-game question issue.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Apr 28,2014 11:32 am || Up

      ah yes, another scientifically conducted survey to hash the life-affecting objective truth out of. let me get back to it after a cup of SFgate’s most obsessive coffee city…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 11:35 am

    I would pay good money not to have to sit through “Music of Journey Fireworks Night.”

    • dmoas Apr 28,2014 11:47 am || Up

      Take a car. Park in the stadium lot. RUN after the game ends.

    • Soaker Apr 28,2014 11:59 am || Up

      I’ll allow it due to the Bill Graham Foundation tie-in. Also, there’s this bit of history involved: 1979 Day on the Green #2 with Journey headlining, also featuring J. Geils Band, UFO, Thin Lizzy and Nazareth.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nobody in particular Apr 29,2014 4:57 pm || Up

        if you look real closely, you can see boobies

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • 5Aces Apr 28,2014 12:22 pm || Up

      Did you stop believing?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Apr 28,2014 12:42 pm || Up

        I looked up their tour schedule for this year, assuming I’d find stops at the Tulare County Fairgrounds and similar. They and the Steve Miller Band are playing all the big regional amphitheaters this summer. What a sad commentary about the tastes of those of us who graduated from high school in 1979.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 12:48 pm || Up

          I kind of like The Steve Miller Band. Or maybe not like them, but I’m not changing the station if “Take the Money and Run” or “Jet Airliner” comes on.

          Speaking of “Take the Money and Run”: Great hook, fantastic rhymes (“Texas” with “facts is” always makes me smile), but boy does that story peter out in a hurry.

        • 5Aces Apr 28,2014 2:26 pm || Up

          Mid State Fair BABY!!! We have a big billboard for it on the Highway a couple of miles from my exit.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Apr 28,2014 12:35 pm || Up

      I’ve been trying to think of ways they could improve that promotion. Like for an extra $50 you could get a root canal while it’s going on.

      TINSTAAFK
  20. Soaker Apr 28,2014 11:41 am

    Dr. Jack Ramsay photo for andeux. Ah, the ’70s.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 12:56 pm

    I’ve watched this goal 50 times now, and I still can’t figure out how it took the trajectory it did.

    • AV Apr 28,2014 1:14 pm || Up

      10-4 curveball, maybe cross-breezed, looks multidirectional because camera zoom makes it seem to rise. also, too much http.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 1:16 pm || Up

        The link button puts an automatic http in now. It didn’t use to do that, right?

        • AV Apr 28,2014 1:20 pm || Up

          actually, maybe it’s not enough colon.

          (just like the 2014 A’s…)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • andeux Apr 28,2014 1:25 pm || Up

        The Byrnesian route by the goalie also helps.

        TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Apr 28,2014 2:11 pm || Up

      Ah, the pulled slice. That used to be my favorite golf shot.

  22. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 9:31 am

    The program director for 95.7 tweeted out a picture of himself wearing a Giants cap while posing with a porn star. You can’t make this stuff up.

    Also, I listened to about 10 minutes of the three morning white guys talking about the Sterling thing this morning and I fear I might be permanently dumber.

    • doctorK Apr 29,2014 9:51 am || Up

      That face has more mileage than my ’63 Buick. And it hasn’t held up as well.

    • batgirl Apr 29,2014 9:52 am || Up

      Yesterday I was listening on my way to the dentist, and Aubrey Huff seriously said something along the lines of “Well, people are say the players should boycott and shouldn’t play the game. Well when I played, let’s say the Giants had an owner who hated people from Texas. I’m from Texas, and I sure wouldn’t let that stop me from playing the game. I don’t let what morons say affect my life…”

      Uh….

      • dmoas Apr 29,2014 10:18 am || Up

        Totally the same thing.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 10:24 am || Up

          If you can’t tell how those two things are exactly the same, then maybe you’re the real racist.

          • MikeV Apr 29,2014 10:26 am || Up

            YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAID PEOPLE SHOULD BOYCOTT???

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 10:35 am || Up

              You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

    • AV Apr 29,2014 9:53 am || Up

      i’m afraid you can make it up. ’cause without makeup she’d look twice as ’63 buick.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • James V. Apr 29,2014 10:59 am || Up

      Says all you need to know about how Damon Bruce keeps getting work and why the A’s are second-rate (if that) on their own flagship station.

    • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:40 am || Up

      So.

      • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 11:42 am || Up

        heh. Watch him block you

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:45 am || Up

          No skin off my nose.

        • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:46 am || Up

          • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:46 am || Up

            “I make all programming decisions for 95.7 The Game in San Francisco.”

              • nobody in particular Apr 29,2014 5:00 pm || Up

                Jason Barrett got that job because a roomful of gibbons on PCP weren’t available.

                Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  23. dmoas Apr 29,2014 10:19 am

    Dude. One of the PAs on the Price is Right today was wearing an A’s cap.

  24. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 10:20 am
    • dmoas Apr 29,2014 10:30 am || Up

      Well… he was able to get a hell of a jump.

    • AV Apr 29,2014 10:30 am || Up

      makes me wonder at what point, if any, the stolen base precedes the fly ball and he’s safe at home as a separate play. like if he gets there before the ball is batted? before ball leaves pitcher’s hand? or…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 10:37 am || Up

        like if he gets home before strike three?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Apr 29,2014 10:40 am || Up

          didn’t he though?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Apr 29,2014 10:58 am || Up

            No. The ball was hit before he touched the plate. But I’d imagine if he did make it before the ball passed the batter or the ball was struck, he’d be safe. Or hope at least.

            • andeux Apr 29,2014 11:02 am || Up

              I would think that anything that happens after the pitcher steps on the rubber is part of the same play.

              TINSTAAFK
              • dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:03 am || Up

                If that were the case, you could let a guy steal third, wait, and then hit the batter to move him back to second.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:38 am || Up

                  Bo Porter is intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

                • dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:39 am || Up

                  He needs all the help he can get.

              • andeux Apr 29,2014 11:41 am || Up

                I don’t see anything that covers the exact situation, so I think it would be covered under 4.09 (a)

                One run shall be scored each time a runner legally advances to and touches first, second, third and home base before three men are put out to end the inning. EXCEPTION: A run is not scored if the runner advances to home base during a play in which the third out is made (1) by the batter-runner before he touches first base;

                Incidentally a similar situation seems to have two rules that contradict each other seem to give different results in slightly different situations:

                5.09
                The ball becomes dead and runners advance one base, or return to their bases, without liability to be put out, when —
                […]
                (h) Any legal pitch touches a runner trying to score; runners advance.

                vs.

                6.05 A batter is out when-
                […]
                (n) With two out, a runner on third base, and two strikes on the batter, the runner attempts to steal home base on a legal pitch and the ball touches the runner in the batter’s strike zone. The umpire shall call “Strike Three,” the batter is out and the run shall not count; before two are out, the umpire shall call “Strike Three,” the ball is dead, and the run counts.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 11:44 am || Up

                  so, billy hamilton on third, one out.

                  as the pitcher winds up he runs for the area just in front of home plate and is hit by the pitch, he is safe?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Apr 29,2014 11:59 am || Up

                  is the batter lefty or righty? ’cause that could be a reviewable lane violation…

                  no wait. i’m reading yes, safe. and anybody on base moves up. but the batter is K.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • elcroata Apr 29,2014 1:25 pm || Up

                  In that case, it should count if the plate is touched before the bat touches the ball, because that is the moment that the batter turns into batter-runner.

                  Because survival is insufficient
            • AV Apr 29,2014 11:46 am || Up

              i guess i’m misunderstanding what strike three is. in my (current, but open to revision) view, strike three never happened at all. they were at strike two, and then the ball got hit for a flyout. isn’t it recorded as a FO rather than a K?

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV Apr 29,2014 12:02 pm || Up

                (not that i think the strike count is relevant to the situation of stealing home on a 2-out flyout. odd tangent, ed. odd tangent.)

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 12:04 pm || Up

                  no, I just cleared my calendar so I could think about this

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Apr 29,2014 12:15 pm || Up

                  me too! we could skype!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 29,2014 2:40 pm || Up

              It seems like that would be a difficult thing to determine in real time

    • elcroata Apr 29,2014 11:17 am || Up

      It happened to me once, before we had batter give a sign back on a steal of home. As I was running towards the plate, I was thinking how my teammate is doing a hell of a job, selling the notion that he might actually swing at a pitch. Until he did AND pulled it foul…

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:23 am || Up

        Yikes. I’m guessing you weren’t stealing home on a 3-2 count with the bases loaded.

      • dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:24 am || Up

        You’re still alive, so at least it ended well.

  25. dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:19 am

    Wow. They royally dropped the hammer on Sterling. Flat out nuked the dirt bag.

    • MikeV Apr 29,2014 11:21 am || Up

      The 81 year old is banned for life and will be forced to sell the team he bought for 12 million dollars, but they will sell for 600 million.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:23 am || Up

        Yeah. He’ll still make a killing off this. The only “bright” side is that he’ll make less off any deal today than he would have last week.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:25 am || Up

          Why is that? I doubt the franchise has gone down in value because of this.

          • colin Apr 29,2014 11:27 am || Up

            Yeah, seems to depend a lot on whether there will be multiple bidders to buy the franchise.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:29 am || Up

              I guarantee there will be, and I would expect the league to be very interested in setting a high water mark for the sale.

              • colin Apr 29,2014 11:31 am || Up

                Yep. This seems likely. So Sterling is going to make $$$.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:34 am || Up

                  If they wanted him to not make a lot of money from the sale, they should have forced him out decades ago, when it was already clear what a racist miscreant he was.

                • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:41 am || Up

                  David Stern was too afraid to go after Sterling because of his litigious nature.

          • dmoas Apr 29,2014 11:33 am || Up

            Knowing he has to sell and the resulting sponsorship losses will cost him something. It may very well be negligible, but it’ll be a non-zero sum.

      • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:34 am || Up

        While that’s true, this piece of shit was the epitome of the kind of owner who got off on just being in “the club.” He didn’t want to move the Clippers out of LA to a place like Orange County because he wanted to be seen with Hollywood celebrities at the games. He let the team wallow in the basement of the NBA for years while doing nothing to improve them.

        He’s rich as fuck, but he’s done in the league. Kudos to Adam Silver for this.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:35 am || Up

          David Stern never had the guts to confront the guy. He also never had as convenient a predicate.

          • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 11:41 am || Up

            Is this more of a predicate than being a general scumbag?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:47 am || Up

              I think so. Used to be just hardcore NBA fans and people in the SoCal housing discrimination world knew what a pile of poop he is. Now everybody knows. Unfortunately, his racist ramblings going viral matters a lot more than his actual discrimination ever did, when it comes to marshaling support among the owners’ club to oust the guy.

    • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:32 am || Up

      Boom.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2014 12:08 pm || Up

      Bang Bang Silver’s Max Quell Hammer.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • James V. Apr 29,2014 12:09 pm || Up

        I’ll still give him crap when the NBA starts putting ads on their jerseys, though.

    • lenscrafters Apr 29,2014 1:41 pm || Up
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 1:53 pm || Up

        Good stuff.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 1:59 pm || Up

          Actually, that way understates it. He completely nails it. We need a pulitzer category for sports talk radio just to honor this.

          • dmoas Apr 29,2014 2:03 pm || Up

            He seems to be a columnist. So he could just receive one for that.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 2:04 pm || Up

              He should get one retroactively for the column he wrote on Sterling 10+ years ago that everyone ignored. “I didn’t see this coming. I saw it happen.”

      • dmoas Apr 29,2014 2:01 pm || Up

        Certainly puts it in it’s proper perspective.

  26. andeux Apr 29,2014 11:31 am
    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 11:39 am || Up

      too bad the talent that wrote the well written apology wan;t used for the original slogan.

      Or maybe it was marketing genius, knowing that the shitty slogan would be banned and they could get more play from the snarky apology.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. James V. Apr 29,2014 11:49 am

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:50 am || Up

      Why are so many people so incapable of understanding the basic concept here?

      • James V. Apr 29,2014 11:52 am || Up

        What’s worse is there are people who still don’t understand what McCarthy’s talking about, even after the RT before it (what Wohlers said).

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 11:57 am || Up

        • dmoas Apr 29,2014 12:50 pm || Up

          Hell, I don’t understand. That twitter convo is a mess.

      • andeux Apr 29,2014 11:57 am || Up

        xkcd was on it recently. (I can’t remember if someone already posted that here.)

        TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2014 11:57 am || Up

        Free Speech

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 11:54 am || Up

      heh.

      Reminds me, an high school person in my FB feed posted a picture (not a screen shot) of something rejecting his request for password. the words on the screen said “I am sorry the word ‘jesus’ cannot be part of your password.”

      his idiot friends (no I am not really a friend, but someone that wants specific information regarding my former highschool) opined that he worked for a government agency and that he should try “allah.” and that is the worst form of discrimination ever. etc.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. Apr 29,2014 12:14 pm || Up

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 12:17 pm || Up

        Sounds like someone did some learning today.

        • James V. Apr 29,2014 12:21 pm || Up

          Always a good thing. And to be fair, his other tweets did make it clear he did not support what Sterling said.

      • dmoas Apr 29,2014 12:54 pm || Up

        So basically after the twitterverse edumacated him, he retracted?

  28. AV Apr 29,2014 12:14 pm

    well the bayern-real game is primed for either a historic comeback or a total bore.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 12:16 pm || Up

      Bayern needs 4 now?

      • AV Apr 29,2014 12:17 pm || Up

        3.5! it’s never as grim as it seems.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl Apr 29,2014 12:20 pm || Up

          π should do it.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Apr 29,2014 12:21 pm || Up

          oh wait. 4.5(?) (RM: 1.5 + 1.5 + 1 if away goals are weighted.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Apr 29,2014 12:23 pm || Up

            aaaaaaand… moot.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2014 12:19 pm || Up

      In related news, the horse named Bayern will not be running in Saturday’s Kentucky Derby either.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Apr 29,2014 12:22 pm || Up

      and… done.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 12:25 pm || Up

        Wow. Real is really motivated to avenge Barca.

        • ptbnl Apr 29,2014 12:34 pm || Up

          An all-Madrid final would be wild.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Apr 30,2014 1:16 pm || Up

            it didn’t look like it was happening but it looks like it’s happening.

            obv question… cholo > mou ??

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • elcroata Apr 29,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      Tomorrow will be great. One of my bosses is a huge Bayern fan and always obnoxious on how Stuttgart really sucks (which they mostly do, but that’s beside the point)

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 1:40 pm || Up

        I imagine Bayern fans as the Yankees fans of Germany, but 1,000 times worse.

  29. James V. Apr 29,2014 12:40 pm

    By the by, I think Adam Silver found Jules Winnfield’s wallet.

  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 12:40 pm

    The line on tonight’s game has apparently moved a full point toward the Clippers since Silver’s announcement. I have to admit I was hoping he would wait at least one more day to do anything.

    • James V. Apr 29,2014 12:41 pm || Up

      Sure, but it really had to be done before the next Clippers home game.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 12:44 pm || Up

        With any luck the next Clippers home game will be in October.

  31. andeux Apr 29,2014 1:36 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 1:37 pm || Up

      One of these days I will read that name without my brain rendering it as “Francisco Rodriguez” and sending a chill down my spine. Today is not that day.

  32. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 1:47 pm

    Well, that’s interesting, if true and not just post hoc posturing.

  33. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 2:29 pm

    • ptbnl Apr 29,2014 2:48 pm || Up

      It’ll pay the fine and leave him half a million ahead.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Apr 29,2014 3:29 pm || Up

        (less tax benefit)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Apr 29,2014 4:41 pm || Up

          Fines are tax-deductable.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Apr 29,2014 4:46 pm || Up

            huh? my tax person won’t let me take that.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV Apr 29,2014 4:47 pm || Up

              oh wait… i guess this isn’t a law-related fine. carry on.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 4:24 pm

  35. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 4:41 pm

    I could stare at this for hours.

    • sslinger Apr 29,2014 6:02 pm || Up

      Meh, no cows, camels or elephants.

    • AV Apr 29,2014 6:41 pm || Up

      dreamy. every non-collision is a negotiation between two people. FiK prescriptive laws!!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  36. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2014 5:18 pm

    I feel like there would be a market for this type of shirt in green and gold.

    • AV Apr 29,2014 6:38 pm || Up

      FiK? what the fuck is FiK?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. James V. Apr 30,2014 8:57 am

    • MikeV Apr 30,2014 10:48 am || Up

      What’s advanced about total batters faced?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Apr 30,2014 1:25 pm || Up

      I like the “attention nerds” thing

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. ptbnl Apr 30,2014 10:40 am

    This morning I discovered the joy of sticking your head into a chest freezer full of CO2 (courtesy of 15 gallons fermenting for 3 days) … I won’t be doing *that* again in a hurry.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2014 11:08 am || Up

      Good practice for when your descendants give you the Ted Williams treatment.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Apr 30,2014 11:11 am || Up

      I prefer to use a walk in freezer when I do that.

  39. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 30,2014 11:12 am

    Make your plans now for August 4-5, when the San Rafael Pacifics independent ball team will feature spectacular feats of derring-do such as the much beloved Outfielder With Hair On Fire trick!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Apr 30,2014 11:28 am || Up

      yowza! how does he DO it?! keeps them all balanced… without ever touching the plate!!!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nobody in particular Apr 30,2014 7:37 pm || Up

        He will wow the fans by taking the longest, most circuitous routes to fly balls ever in baseball history. I think he has a thing planned where the ball will be hit to him, he’ll catch a cab and drive around the block, then get out and run to make the diving catch.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Englishmajor May 1,2014 5:18 pm || Up

      I posted that on Facebook and said “paging whoever has the old bedsheet with ERIC BYRNES FAN CLUB painted on it”, and of course one of my Facebook friends was friends with that person. No word yet on whether she still has the sheet.

    • Englishmajor May 1,2014 5:22 pm || Up

      I wonder if Sean Doolittle is up for doing a distance-learning version of his Social Media 101 class.

      • dmoas May 1,2014 5:26 pm || Up

        That’s… odd. Love Shitting and Smell Baseball.

  40. James V. May 1,2014 6:55 am

    Here’s a new piece on Jeremy Barfield and his pitching path:

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/73880474/?tcid=tw_share

  41. FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2014 9:16 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV May 1,2014 4:43 pm || Up

      have marcia on me?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. Englishmajor May 1,2014 7:07 pm

    I’m proofing a spot for tomorrow morning’s news and came across some information that explains a lot!

    Stanford biology professor Rodolfo Dirzo [ro-DOL-fo DEER-zo] says his team found rodent populations doubled in the absence of large mammals, and that’s a big problem.
    DIRZO: Rodents, they carry ectoparasites, fleas particularly, and fleas carry a number of nasty diseases. One of which is Bartonella.
    Bartonella is a bacteria that can be transmitted to humans by a flea bite, causing damage to the liver, spleen, and brain.

  43. James V. May 5,2014 11:22 am

    Nice, brief read. I enjoy seeing what baseball is like in other countries and how it’s perceived.

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