First Place Grill ← FREE KRAUT!

First Place Grill 281

Because we haven’t had a grill all season(?!)
And because the A’s are in first place.
And because
FKin’ cryptocurrencies, how do they work?

281 thoughts on “First Place Grill

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:34 pm

    You read my mind.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:34 pm

    Damnit Jim, I’m a clubhouse diplomat, not a clubhouse lawyer!

    Lowrie was involved in reviews (or potential reviews) in each game of the series, and none went Oakland’s way.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • sslinger Apr 10,2014 6:06 pm || Up

      Per ms. s: “Jed Lowry, the face of replay.”

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:35 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 7:02 pm || Up

      i know of a former olympic stadium he can get cheap

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:36 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:36 pm

    Awesome: the 1,000 Days of Band T-shirts project. Bonus point for the brilliant blog name.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:37 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 2:38 pm

    Three bedrooms, 2200 sq.ft., only $295,000?! Oh, crap, it’s in Akron. Oh, crap, it has some issues.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 10,2014 2:48 pm || Up

      I believe the term is “character.” Also, I feel like there’s a big enough niche of serial killer groupie/enthusiasts that that will be a positive selling point for the eventual buyer

  8. ptbnl Apr 10,2014 2:48 pm

    Paging Glorious Mundy, Glorious Mundy to the blue courtesy telephone.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Apr 10,2014 3:58 pm || Up

      he likes to go on vacation without telling us…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 8:19 pm || Up

      I just sent you cold hard electronic cash.

      • ptbnl Apr 10,2014 9:59 pm || Up

        Received with thanks.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  9. batgirl Apr 10,2014 3:06 pm
    • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 7:25 pm || Up

      I don’t know how that is going to work.

      Although, I never knew how he kept his so going for more than 3 months. he is surprisingly good

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • batgirl Apr 10,2014 7:37 pm || Up

        I think the worst part of CR is his interviews, but maybe they’ll be tolerable when he’s not in character. I’m bummed because I can always count on the report for 10 minutes of laughs a night, and 10 minutes is about all I’m willing to commit to. I can’t see myself taping Late Night and then trying to cue through to funny bits.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 7:51 pm || Up

          I remember the versatility of Colbert’s days on the Daily Show (as does Magary in the piece I linked above), and this makes me think once he leaves the CR Colbert character behind he’ll still thrive. Like you, though this is largely an academic prediction since I’ll most likely rarely actually watch the new show.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 3:07 pm

    If an online exchange based on Magic The Gathering can grow huge enough to embezzle $500 million, maybe JuggaloCoins aren’t such a crazy investment.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. witchy Apr 10,2014 6:12 pm

    i keep reading this as “Fire Place Grill” and then i get confused.

  12. mikeA Apr 10,2014 6:13 pm

    Mariners could possibly have had the best rotation in baseball if they hadn’t traded Pineda.

    • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 7:26 pm || Up

      but the yankees asked nicely

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 7:53 pm || Up
        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. sslinger Apr 10,2014 6:34 pm

    Listening to Marketplace yesterday made it seem like Heartbleed was going to be the downfall of civilization as we know it, but it seems like most sites have patched their systems. Surprisingly, FK wasn’t on the list of sites tested.

    • andeux Apr 10,2014 7:11 pm || Up

      I had read several stories about it, and it was the New Yorker of all places that finally gave details about the bug:

      One side sends the other side a small piece of data, up to sixty-five kilobytes long, along with a number indicating the size of the data that has been sent. The other side is supposed to send back the exact same piece of data to confirm that the connection is still active. Unfortunately, in OpenSSL the replying side looks at the stated size of the data rather than at the actual size, and it always sends back the amount of data that the request asked for, no matter how much was sent. This means that if the stated amount of data is more than the amount actually provided, the response contains the data that was sent plus however much additional data, drawn from the contents of the computer’s system memory, is required to match the amount requested.

      I’m no security expert, and some remote exploits can be quite subtle and a pain to protect against, but that’s just braindead.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 10,2014 9:15 pm || Up

        So it’s like a reverse buffer overflow?

      • sslinger Apr 12,2014 1:30 pm || Up

        Of course, xkcd shows it in a way even I can understand.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 8:25 pm || Up

      “Heartbleed” sounds like it should be the name of a Valyrian steel sword.

  14. Soaker Apr 10,2014 6:42 pm

    The Danny Salazar Project is going to be interesting. He faces 18 batters in 3-2/3 innings, strikes out 10, walks 2 and gives up 6 hits (including 2 HR), 5 runs and is done based on pitch count.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  15. Jennifer Apr 10,2014 6:54 pm

    In 15 days I worked 8 shifts of 12, a 17, 2 5s, and had 2 education days. I’ll be glad to see Oakland next week.

    • the dogfather Apr 11,2014 1:08 pm || Up

      If you did that here, you’d have gotten 36 hours of OT and 5 hours of double-time. Buy a one-way ticket (or a 3-way — any odd number will do).

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • MikeV Apr 11,2014 1:16 pm || Up

        I vote for the 2nd one. :D

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  16. AV Apr 10,2014 7:42 pm

    never seen this before. colombian team and pablo escobar favorite, atlético nacional, is playing in the libertadores right now. their coach is writing down his positioning changes on little notebook pages and sending them in to his captain for him to tell the players. the ref busted the captain for reading the paper. well, for time wastage really. this whole thing has a middle school note-passing flavor and maybe there’ll be detention after class.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 7:55 pm || Up

      I’m a soccer ignoramus, but how hard can those instructions be that written instructions were required?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 10,2014 8:11 pm || Up

        from the brief camera shot, it looked like one of these. not words but placement.

        and thanks for a flashback.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. Future Ed Apr 10,2014 8:16 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Apr 11,2014 6:40 pm || Up

      i went down to the audubon zoo
      and they all asked for you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 8:21 pm

    First place, motherFKers.

    Also, replay sucks just like I told y’all.

    • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      i WAS A BACKER OF REPLY. I will admit, I think MLB has screwed it up. it shouldn’t take this much time. i think over all, its gone poorly

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 8:38 pm || Up

        Introducing replay and the catcher rule at the same time and making the catcher rule reviewable was obviously stupid.

        • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 8:47 pm || Up

          I wish they said, “don’t bowl over the catcher” then leave it there.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Apr 10,2014 8:49 pm || Up

            Yeah. That’s really the only thing they needed to do. If you can’t get to the plate without doing so, turn back.

      • dmoas Apr 10,2014 8:48 pm || Up

        In fairness, you can’t possibly expect replay to work the first go around. The real test is how they fix it in the off season. The NFL’s replay at first sucked ass but they’ve constantly improved it to the point where it works well. Not great, but well.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 9:05 pm || Up

          Well I think it still sucks in football. And in my opinion this new replay stuff makes baseball feel more like football, which is not good at all.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 9:08 pm || Up

            Yeah, I’d be much more willing to go along for baseball if they’d ditch the idiotic challenge system. That’s the worst footballish part of the new system.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 10,2014 9:17 pm || Up

              Yeah, I guess they wanted to keep the tradition of managers being able to argue or something, but the challenge concept is overall dumb

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      I’ve been a replay naysayer all along too, because of the delays and interruptions, and I still am. But that said, so far I’ve found it to on the whole be less obtrusive than I thought it would be. Except for the intersection with the home plate calls which is clearly a big problem.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Apr 10,2014 9:21 pm || Up

        That’s entirely separate issue from replay.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 10:13 pm || Up

          Not at all, it is specifically the way that replay is being used on those home plate calls that has been the source of the longest reviews and most inconsistent applications. The manager challenge aspect gets gamed to exacerbate the delays, and line between reviewing video and interpreting rules is blurry, detracting from both.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Apr 11,2014 7:19 am || Up

            Except it’s not a manager challenge. They can’t challenge that, the umps are doing the reviewing on their own. And if not for a really stupid rule change, they wouldn’t be reviewing it at all. The rule is the source of the problem, the replay system is entirely secondary to the problem.

    • lenscrafters Apr 10,2014 9:23 pm || Up

      I find the problem to be the technology. As it’s been rapidly made clear by all the “inconclusive” calls made even after replay, the camera angles and video quality currently available are only good enough to overturn the most obvious of calls. And I find it especially annoying how there still isn’t a better camera set up to capture those fair or foul home runs (like Lowrie’s the other day) other than the current offset camera that doesn’t tell us anything. This has been an issue forever.

      I’d be interested in seeing how MLB plans to expand and utilize high framerate technology such as this to improve the replay system. Of course, this would require them to be innovative and be at the forefront in adapting cutting edge technology.

      • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 9:39 pm || Up

        cool. I like the seth smith broken bat and the donaldson drive. Why couldn’t they show a controversial call in that promo video.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Apr 10,2014 9:40 pm || Up

        I don’t mind the inconclusiveness issues. The goal is to get the obvious ones anyway. That doesn’t mean anything you said was incorrect, far from it. They need to focus this season on figuring out how to better position *static* cameras in all the stadiums to appropriately capture more of those inconclusive calls if only to make the process faster. They also need to invest heavily in 4k and possibly 8k technology for those cameras. Not necessarily for actual broadcasts, but for the replay side. Being able to blow up the image to extreme levels and retain clarity would be a huge help. They should have a much better view of these things than the home audience, not the other way around.

        Between that, removing the idiotic challenge system, and replaying ball & strike calls with an automated system are absolute musts for this to continue. It’s great that on the in play calls, the umps are near perfect. They’re no where near that when it comes to balls & strikes.

    • AV Apr 11,2014 9:37 am || Up

      i’m still in favor of review. am introducing separate item, being entirely against the challenge system.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces Apr 11,2014 10:35 am || Up

        I dont think I have heard anyone that actually likes the challenge system.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • dmoas Apr 11,2014 10:42 am || Up

          if MLB really thinks there’s only 1 over turned call every 6 games or whatever, then they should know that a challenge system is horribly unnecessary. It would be one thing if they were expecting 1 or 2 a game and wanted to avoid a dozen challenges every game. But that isn’t the case.

        • AV Apr 11,2014 6:35 pm || Up

          i haven’t either. but i’m trying to separate the 2 things rather than saying if challenge sucks then review sucks.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Future Ed Apr 10,2014 8:24 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Future Ed Apr 10,2014 9:02 pm

    tonight Danny salazar went 3.2 innings.

    He had 10 strikeouts and one runner was cut down on the bases.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. JediLeroy Apr 10,2014 9:37 pm

    Hey guys! How’s the Bay Area treating everybody?

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Future Ed Apr 10,2014 9:40 pm || Up

      you move yet?

      (how are you?)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • JediLeroy Apr 13,2014 9:25 pm || Up

        Yep. We’re in San Clemente now. We miss NorCal, but there are certainly positives to the area here.

        The new job is great–now to sell our house!

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 10,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      Much better since baseball season started.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Future Ed Apr 11,2014 1:48 pm

    Ron washington doesn’t think much of the Astros.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. MikeV Apr 11,2014 2:06 pm

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Apr 11,2014 2:16 pm || Up

      If Fuld is in the lineup, my guess is Coco to the DL.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 2:32 pm || Up

        They could retro it to April 7, so that’d be five of the 15 days done already.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Apr 11,2014 2:36 pm || Up

          If he can’t play today, they may as well give him that rest instead of playing short. It’ll also give them that much longer to delay making any sort of roster decision.

          • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 3:21 pm || Up

            melvin can pull a ron washington and not give a shit about the lineup for the Mariners and astros. If we assume retro dl to ap 7, then he gets off for the rangers series.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 3:21 pm || Up

              and angels

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Ben Folds' Nuts Apr 11,2014 3:24 pm || Up

              And I guess the thinking would be “Don’t actually DL him until Gentry comes back and you definitely have to make a move somewhere”?

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Apr 11,2014 3:22 pm || Up

          Retroactive DL? Never heard of it.

        • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 11,2014 3:43 pm || Up

          If we DL him now then we can’t have him pinch hit tomorrow and confirm that he still doesn’t feel good. That’s when we DL him! There’s a process here!

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Apr 11,2014 3:20 pm || Up

      I don’t understand how it can be possible for Sam Fuld to not be the odd man out. Billy knows that the years prior to 2014 are not an elaborate fiction, right? Like he gets that they still happened?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 3:23 pm || Up

        Welcome BFN, your debut comment has been greenlighted and your future comments will now show up instantly. Nice to have you aboard.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 3:29 pm || Up

        welsome

        Eric patterson getting 500 PAs was an elaborate fiction I hope

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Apr 11,2014 3:38 pm || Up

          500? Really? As much as those years felt like they dragged on forever, it never seemed like Eric Patterson was getting 500 plate appearances.

      • AV Apr 11,2014 3:39 pm || Up

        i have a feeling you already have at least one best friend here…

        and i quote:

        He’s Probably As Valuable to Us, All Things Considered, As Brandon Moss.

        i’ll let your new best friend (HIS NAME IS MIKE!) figure out who “he” is.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 3:41 pm || Up

          is mike short for “ed”

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Apr 11,2014 3:42 pm || Up

            i don’t know why you wrote “for ed.”

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • 5Aces Apr 11,2014 3:44 pm || Up

              #recycledSaljoke

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Apr 11,2014 3:54 pm || Up

          Can’t even remember who I said that about. Reddick?

          • AV Apr 11,2014 4:19 pm || Up

            nope, the guy you contrasted to reddick, and in the other post where you only talked about him.

            also, it’s only been two days since you said it! and it was well said. (though i’m not sharp enough to see if there are holes in it.)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • lenscrafters Apr 11,2014 4:51 pm || Up

      Dang, still no Gentry? Would’ve really liked to see him in the lineup against Felix.

      • dmoas Apr 11,2014 4:59 pm || Up

        You really want his first ABs of the season and off the DL agaisnt him?

        • lenscrafters Apr 11,2014 5:04 pm || Up

          Sure, why not.

        • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 5:11 pm || Up

          he has just as much of a chance as fuld does of getting on base

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Soaker Apr 11,2014 5:13 pm

    If I remember right, the last time I saw a game at Safeco Barry Zito was on the mound, Milton Bradley was in the outfield and Ken Macha was in the dugout. It’s nice to be back in Seattle and (for mid-April) the weather couldn’t be better for tonight’s fine pitchers duel. It could be a good night to check out the various alcohol offerings at the stadium. I’ll be the guy NOT wearing the yellow Felix T-shirt.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 5:17 pm || Up

      if you are a coffee drinker, go to Vivace in capitol hill. best ini the City.

      Look for Pam at the ballpark tonight, she will also not be wearing the king felix shirt. Pam can tell you where vivace is.
      I don’t know where she is sitting this weekend, but she is there all three games.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Apr 11,2014 5:26 pm || Up

        Duly noted, thank you. I’m going to amble around the city on foot tomorrow and was going to Capitol Hill so will drop in there. I’ll just walk until I get tired; seems like a lot of bus lines head back downtown, so any other suggestions are welcome.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Apr 12,2014 3:56 pm || Up

        The first leg of the walk was Pioneer Square to Capitol Hill and I did find Vivace. I don’t differentiate too much about coffee; it’s either “good” or “dirty dishwater”, but the Mocha was fine. I noticed a “Caffe Nico” on the board, but it only comes in a 4 oz. size which seemed lightweight to me. (Of course if they only serve a 4 oz. size it’s probably anything but.)

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Apr 12,2014 6:55 pm || Up

          good man.

          I can’t really recommend anything as its been 15 years since I lived there. But I will say that SLF and I rent cars when we fly to seattle so we can go to vivace more. Her and I love it that much

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Apr 11,2014 6:57 pm || Up

      I might be going on Sunday, depending on what I can find on Stubhub.

  25. AV Apr 11,2014 5:19 pm

    if you don’t want your life to suck for several hours on end, don’t go to the giants’ game. it’s really that simple.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 5:23 pm || Up

      who drives to giants games?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 5:30 pm || Up

        Maybe the Giants are all wrong about this territorial rights business and actually most of their fans live in the East Bay.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Apr 11,2014 5:34 pm || Up

          i don’t know why you wrote “about this territorial rights business and actually most of their fans live in the east bay.”

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • andeux Apr 11,2014 6:53 pm || Up

        Take BART (and a 20 minute walk) and you’re there.

        TINSTAAFK
  26. James V. Apr 11,2014 5:26 pm

    Per SuSlu, Crisp is taking BP today, Reddick is expected to be in the lineup tomorrow and Gentry is probably going to be activated.

    If that all holds true and there’s no DL for Crisp, I’m guessing Barton is DFA’d.

    • James V. Apr 11,2014 5:48 pm || Up

      Ah, SuSlu speculates it will be Fuld off the roster tomorrow.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 11,2014 5:49 pm || Up

      Fuld’s a replacement-level version of Gentry. It has to be him.

    • 5Aces Apr 11,2014 6:17 pm || Up

      Jane Lee has this comment from Melvin: “There are details I would rather not get into”. I’m guessing it just means he doesn’t want to start saying yeah we are going to DFA anyone and then have someone get hurt and pull it back. But the first time I read it it sure as hell sounded like a trade or something was coming and that would allow the moves.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Apr 11,2014 7:35 pm || Up

        More likely that decision isn’t his to make but he doesn’t want to actually say it. Same thing happened just after LD’s last appearance.

    • andeux Apr 11,2014 6:54 pm || Up

      pleasebebartonpleasebebartonpleasebebarton

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Apr 11,2014 7:36 pm || Up

        pleasebebartonpleasebebartonpleasebebarton

        TINSTAAFK
        • andeux Apr 12,2014 5:59 pm || Up

          darn

          TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Apr 12,2014 6:48 pm || Up

            No one else can play first at the moment aside from Moss & Barton. He was stay regardless if only for depth. Gotta hope Nate and beat all odds and destroy AAA.

  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 5:31 pm

    Jean Quan really, really needs to learn not to rile up the hoopleheads.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • James V. Apr 11,2014 5:32 pm || Up

      She is a Grade-A idiot and liar.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 5:39 pm || Up

        I won’t go along with either of those, but I will say she is perhaps the worst extemporaneous politician I have ever seen.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 5:50 pm || Up

          what do you mean? the collusion of the occupy conference call wasn’t supposed to be stated out loud?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Apr 11,2014 5:52 pm || Up

          Well, having heard from MLB that they don’t like Howard Terminal and continuously pimping it as legitimate despite that is pretty idiotic and lacking focus.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 6:11 pm || Up

            That’s a bogus criticism, since the only thing you “know” about MLB’s position is what you just heard today, single sourced to one other Oakland politician who happens to hate the Mayor, and what he says is that MLB’s opinion was conveyed just last week.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • dmoas Apr 11,2014 7:38 pm || Up

              Well, that person happens to be just as much in the know as anyone. And quite frankly everything we know about HT basically gushes horribly impractical. There are much, much easier ways to show their hatred and make Quan look foolish than to make that claim.

        • James V. Apr 11,2014 5:54 pm || Up

          Ehh. Maybe. She has always come off to me like some random person who ended up Mayor, only she’s never had a clue about actually being Mayor.

      • dmoas Apr 11,2014 5:50 pm || Up

        No, she’s just generally incompetent at her job.

    • James V. Apr 12,2014 9:50 am || Up

      QUAN LIED SHE NEVER DUBAI’D

  28. ptbnl Apr 11,2014 5:53 pm

    All set for 20 gallon brew days.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:05 pm || Up

      did you buy 5 kegs?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Apr 11,2014 6:08 pm || Up

        I did, and I was gifted 4, and then traded 5 to turn the other 4 into keggles.

        If I put another burner in the middle I can max out at 30 gallons at a time :-)

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 6:12 pm || Up

          When will you be installing the bar stools and jukebox?

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer Apr 11,2014 6:32 pm || Up

          Sometimes I wish I liked beer.

    • 5Aces Apr 11,2014 6:08 pm || Up

      Are those from Bulldog Brewery? Man that’s some good memories right there. Also probably a little vomit at some point.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl Apr 11,2014 6:41 pm || Up

        I picked them up from the Steelhead taproom in Burlingame – they used to own Bulldog and these were their surplus. Originally I wanted 4 and they quoted me $40 each, or 5 for $150!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:46 pm || Up

          was the “Steelhead Taproom in burlingam” in istanbul?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 11,2014 6:50 pm || Up

            More to the point, it practically demands that ptbnl’s new speakeasy be named the Staplehead Taproom in Oakland.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  29. Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:22 pm

    Darvish has a perfect game going through 5. he has what seems to be a blister on his thumb. 7 ks.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:23 pm || Up

      rangers only have one hit, 0-0

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:30 pm || Up

        after rios can’t catch a fouled ball just at the side wall in right, dominguez singles on the next pitch

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Apr 11,2014 6:32 pm || Up

          all the rangers look at the scoreboard after a play.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  30. Jennifer Apr 11,2014 6:35 pm

    Last night I had a dream we coded my boss at work. First patient of the day was a code. Not my boss.

  31. East Bay Evans Apr 11,2014 10:58 pm
    • AV Apr 12,2014 10:56 am || Up

      sogard’s dot is practically giving it away for free.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Apr 12,2014 11:08 am || Up

        Donaldson makes the same amount and is way way better at baseball. It looks like they drew Callaspo’s salary at 3B though.

        • AV Apr 12,2014 11:14 am || Up

          ha!

          i didn’t hover on 3b.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. AV Apr 12,2014 11:06 am

    nothing restores my faith for the human race like going through the reader comments on SFGate.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 12,2014 3:51 pm || Up

      They make me feel dirty.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 12,2014 4:19 pm || Up

        typycal hippie with there love for felings. whats wrong with dirt that good old fationed conservative water cant wash (biblr verse 4:45). it’s a fact of fysics. duh. is this even news??

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  33. AV Apr 12,2014 12:55 pm

    welp, barcelona… at least there’s still the copa del rey.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Apr 12,2014 2:31 pm || Up

      Let’s Go
      Atlético

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. nobody in particular Apr 12,2014 3:06 pm

    Welcome to Saturday’s bloggy tribute to a legendary superstar of The Funk, as well as myriad other styles-in-sound stretching across these last 50 or so years. If you can find or show me a funkier 66 minutes of television than this 2010 rebroadcast of a 1974 Headhunters concert on German TV, I’ll be awfully impressed… but I doubt such a thing exists, so just come on over and celebrate the 74th birthday of Herbie Hancock with me :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • nobody in particular Apr 12,2014 3:28 pm || Up

      also, if anyone would like the 2CD King Crimson compilation I just made for my friend Sam’s teenage daughter — warning: it’s got lots of strange edits and such unique to this set — you can get 320K mp3s of it here and FLACs of it here!!!!
      ENJOY everybody :D

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  35. AV Apr 12,2014 8:22 pm

    when t-buck gets to calls someone an idiot…

    hat tip gigs.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • James V. Apr 12,2014 8:42 pm || Up

      That’s awesome.

      Someday Francoeur needs to play for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs. They added a bacon-themed hat to their uniform set.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 12,2014 11:07 pm || Up

      Hahaha, oh Francouer…

    • elcroata Apr 12,2014 11:20 pm || Up

      I love Frenchy

      Because survival is insufficient
    • East Bay Evans Apr 13,2014 10:58 am || Up

      Amazing prank. Reminds me of the time Kyle Kendrick got traded to the Yomiuri Giants.

  36. ptbnl Apr 13,2014 9:20 am

    Holy crap … Liverpool.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Apr 13,2014 9:28 am || Up

      nice.

      did you really get up at 5:37? (what’s up with the x:x7? starts)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Apr 13,2014 9:31 am || Up

        I did not – I couldn’t face the prospect of getting up that early to watch them lose (that’s what the last 20 years has done to me!)

        XX:07 was a Hillsborough memorial – 25 years ago that game was stopped at 15:07.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Apr 13,2014 9:51 am || Up

          oh. :(

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. doctorK Apr 13,2014 10:26 pm

    Uh, WTF is up with the 49ers this offseason?

    • MikeV Apr 14,2014 8:20 am || Up

      Aldon is an idiot.

      Also, a bunch of 20 something millionaires who have always been catered to their whole life and are acting like morons.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • doctorK Apr 14,2014 9:56 am || Up

        Tim Kawakami is also an idiot, but I think he’s correct this time.

        • dmoas Apr 14,2014 10:19 am || Up

          Blind squirrels and nuts. Clocks being right twice a day and such stuff. But yeah. Agreed. They’re on their way to becoming the old Dallas Cowboys.

      • ptbnl Apr 14,2014 10:19 am || Up

        So I heard a witness say that he was being refused access to the flight by SouthWest and said “Do you know who I am? I’m the bomb!” which is still stupid, but very different from a threat.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • dmoas Apr 14,2014 10:20 am || Up

          I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at that. It’s so absurdly not funny.

        • MikeV Apr 14,2014 10:41 am || Up

          I did just read somewhere that he lost his ID. That would make the flight refusal make sense.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  38. Future Ed Apr 14,2014 8:24 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Apr 14,2014 8:50 am || Up

      It’s just unbelievable to me that they could introduce this rule change without thinking through the consequences, particularly since the infield fly rule exists.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • dmoas Apr 14,2014 9:20 am || Up

        I want to see that play result in a triple play… against the Yankees.

    • dmoas Apr 14,2014 9:31 am || Up

      I vehemently disagree that they can’t change it this season and now. They seemed to have added in this early into the season, they can damn well fix it too. And if I’m a MLB manager, I sure as fuck would exploit it and make a full of the league if they’re too damn stubborn to do so. And the earlier they do it, the better. You don’t want the play offs or the World Series decided by this. At all.

  39. andeux Apr 14,2014 10:05 am

    Dirk Hayhurst on doctoring the ball.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 14,2014 1:17 pm || Up

      Quite a tutorial. I had no idea that shaving cream was used as a “primer” substance, upon which other grippy substances can be layered for maximum effect.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  40. Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 3:44 pm

    Calling ptbnl: I’m starting to book my summer vacation trip now (East coast, Brazil, Argentina). For multi-city type travel, is there any benefit to booking it all in one go vs. doing three one way tickets? Or is just a “price it out and see what’s cheaper” scenario?

    • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 3:58 pm || Up

      Generally a single multi-leg ticket will be cheaper, but not always – it will depend on the availability of flights to all destinations on a given airline (or its partners). A single ticket will also mean you’re covered in case of a missed connection – though presumably you’re staying a few days in each destination, so that’s not such a big deal.

      The big upside to separate tickets is that you can rearrange a single leg without voiding/rebooking the whole ticket.

      The other possibility to consider is a mixed open jaw multi-leg plus one-way if there’s one leg that isn’t covered by an airline that has cheap flights on the other legs – likely the Brazil/Argentina leg if the other flights are on a US carrier.

      Which cities specifically? I’m happy to take a look …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 4:15 pm || Up

        That makes sense. I’m bouncing around a lot, so different airlines may be easier. I have a bit of flexibility with some dates, but I’m planning on:

        1. SFO -> ILM (Wilmington, NC) on June 16 or 17
        2. MYR (or ATL if I can work out a ride there) -> GIG (Rio, Brazil) on July 1
        3. Buenos Aires -> SFO somewhere between July 16th and 19th

        • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 4:19 pm || Up

          What happened to Rio/Buenos Aires?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • dmoas Apr 15,2014 4:48 pm || Up

            Aliens. They were nice enough to take him from Rio to Buenos Aires, but weren’t going to be around for the rest of the trip. Things to do, people to probe. You know the drill.

            • AV Apr 15,2014 4:54 pm || Up

              we prefer “immigrants.”

              wait. i meant… I WAS BORN IN EAST L.A.!

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 5:32 pm || Up

            I already have a few South America travel plans with some friends that will take me between those places. I just haven’t booked the bigger international flights in and out of South America yet.

            • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 5:44 pm || Up

              OK, so it’ll be open-jaw anyway. What would you consider a good price? Are there airlines you don’t want to touch? How long are you prepared to spend on the South American legs?

              From a cursory look, TAM for MYR/GIG and Avianca for EZE/SFO look like the cheapest one-way flights, but they both involve multiple stops and long itineraries.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 15,2014 6:14 pm || Up

                You’re amazingly adept at this stuff. Was your original vocation travel agent, then after the internet killed that industry you picked up cosmology as a fallback career?

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 7:38 pm || Up

                  Well the cosmology predated internet travel, but complicated work/family itineraries and incompetent travel organizers made picking up the basics a necessity.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • AV Apr 15,2014 6:41 pm || Up

                FYI, aerolineas arg and LAN had a strike this month. not that they’ll necessarily have another one soon, but that you never know when they will. same with taxis, buses, cops… teachers just went back to work this week after like 9 days of strike. erm… gosh. how DO they run that country??

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 8:03 pm || Up

                Looking on Hipmunk, I’m seeing $2200-$2500, depending if I leave out of Atlanta or Myrtle Beach for that leg. I don’t care about airlines. And you mean for the length of travel time for the South America pieces? Obviously, the less transfers and less layover time the better, but I’m pretty good at enduring less than direct travel.

                • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 8:33 pm || Up

                  Yeah – the $800 ATL/GIG I saw earlier has disappeared; now the best I’m finding is things like

                  $289 SFO/ILC on US Air via CLT (7hrs)
                  $968 ATL/GIG on AA/TAM via MIA (14hrs)
                  $993 EZE/SFO on Avianca via LIM+SAL (18hrs)

                  and the fact that you never leave from an airport you arrived at doesn’t make for any useful consolidation.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 9:09 pm || Up

                  Bleh, yeah. I suppose I’ll just have to book something like that. That $800 flight would have been nice.

                • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 9:13 pm || Up

                  I’ll try cache-clearing and re-searching tomorrow.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 9:28 pm || Up

                  Was that AA/TAM too?

                • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 11:27 pm || Up

                  It was.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 17,2014 9:08 pm || Up

                  Have you noticed a difference in prices once you cross the two months out line? Just wondering if I should suck it up and book tonight or tomorrow

                • ptbnl Apr 19,2014 10:06 am || Up

                  No – though I don’t see any reason to expect flights to Rio to drop in price between now and July.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 21,2014 10:09 am || Up

                  Yeah me neither. Thanks for your help. I’ll keep scanning one way tickets and book something soon

          • Future Ed Apr 15,2014 6:39 pm || Up

            that is a day trip on a bus right? Can’t be too far from each other. same country and all

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Apr 15,2014 6:51 pm || Up

              ~18 hours i think. and yeah, same country but you have to go through paraguay for some reason.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Future Ed Apr 15,2014 7:02 pm || Up

                Paraguay? that is uruguay, right?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Apr 15,2014 7:04 pm || Up

                  no. U R!

                  actually i don’t know the route. just guessed they’d go across the rio de la plata where it’s narrower.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Apr 15,2014 7:05 pm || Up

                  um… never mind. tax day/postal related joke incomprehension. got it now.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 15,2014 5:01 pm || Up

          Flights to GIG during the Copa are going to be brutal.

          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 5:33 pm || Up

            Yeah for sure. But that’s to be expected

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 15,2014 5:32 pm || Up

        The other possibility to consider is a mixed open jaw multi-leg plus one-way.

        It’s like you’ve been reading my private browsing history.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Apr 15,2014 4:32 pm || Up

      dude! WC bound?

      and how long /where in argentina?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 5:35 pm || Up

        Yep! Itinerary in South America is roughly Rio, Curitiba, Iguassu, Buenos Aires. I’ll be there for two/two and a half weeks

        • AV Apr 15,2014 6:48 pm || Up

          i was going to rec byt argentina, especially if sharing multi-bedrooms with travel group, a weeklong apartment in san telmo, especially if sharing multi-bedrooms with travel group, but you may not be there a whole week…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 15,2014 8:05 pm || Up

            Good to know! We may be in Buenos Aires approaching a week

  41. batgirl Apr 15,2014 4:09 pm

    I think some of you also kickstarted Holy Toledo with that Korach book party–has anyone heard anything? I got an email about a month ago mentioning dates that were this week, but didn’t hear anything after that.

    • James V. Apr 15,2014 4:30 pm || Up

      I actually just e-mailed about it this morning and Steve had a family matter that came up. He said he’ll be talking with Ken again to lock down a date.

      • AV Apr 15,2014 4:40 pm || Up

        are you guys in lynn’s group? different group but both of you in same group? 3rd and separate parties?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • James V. Apr 16,2014 7:44 am || Up

          I don’t know about any groups.

          • Soaker Apr 16,2014 10:15 am || Up

            I think Lynn bought “host a party at your house and invite who you want”. We bought “meet up with Ken and 30 random people at the Pleasanton Library”.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • James V. Apr 16,2014 10:24 am || Up

              Ohhh. I’m doing the thing with Korach, but the last we heard was it may be at the Coliseum after a game. Don’t know anything about the library.

              • Soaker Apr 16,2014 11:14 am || Up

                Yes, I didn’t mean “Pleasanton Library” literally, it’s a stand-in for “a free room in the East Bay where 30 people could meet for an hour”. Section 123 at the Coliseum after a game would work fine.

                If I’m not planning on coming to the Bay Area the date they finally schedule this thing I’ll offer up my invitation here.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 15,2014 5:00 pm || Up

      Same here.

  42. dmoas Apr 15,2014 6:27 pm
    • Future Ed Apr 15,2014 6:42 pm || Up

      Judges are weird. this kind of thing happens everywhere. Somebody in my jurisdiction had to get a court OK to wear tennish shoes after foot surgery.

      Tennis shoes that cost more than my dress shoes, mind you

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Apr 15,2014 8:13 pm || Up

        Meanwhile, they’re all naked under their dress.

  43. Jennifer Apr 15,2014 6:29 pm

    I just want to sleep in.

  44. AV Apr 15,2014 6:53 pm

    FUUU!

    um, i gotta sent the irs a check, like *right* now.

    USPS website is not helping me find open-late PO. anybody know if 13th st does this on tax day?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 15,2014 7:32 pm || Up

      The big huge main Oakland post office on 7th Street does the tax day late night thing, I think even with drive-up service set up.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 15,2014 7:45 pm || Up

        been there done that!

        but, thanks. yes with driveup. lots of cars right now.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. Future Ed Apr 15,2014 8:51 pm

    i love discussions of mid atlantic bus routes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. 5Aces Apr 16,2014 9:25 am

    Nothing like trying to go to sleep at 11:30 and knowing you needed to do “something”.

    -11:40 SHIT “SOMETHING” WAS FILE AN EXTENSION!!!!!!

    -11:54 Extension filed (phew).

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 16,2014 10:33 am || Up

      He hasn’t run out of miracles yet! Crazy. Just plain crazy.

      • AV Apr 16,2014 12:46 pm || Up

        i must be an ace pitcher. delivered sooo many K’s last night.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. AV Apr 16,2014 12:45 pm

    speaking in general terms, i tend to be happier when la pulga and angelito are on the same side.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 10:17 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Apr 17,2014 10:57 am || Up

      I would have loved to see that. They’d put a bullet through the mascot head in front of a stadium full a fans, likely with many kids. And Mr. Met would continue on dancing until they shot his neck or body.

    • AV Apr 17,2014 12:14 pm || Up

      i guess clinton’s a braves fan.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  49. ptbnl Apr 17,2014 10:49 am

    The DisAstros defence in rare form, enabling the walk-off bunt.

    A blast from the past to ready us for the DisAstros on Friday.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Apr 17,2014 10:53 am || Up

      Not really a walk-off, is it given they’re the road team and they didn’t actually end the game and walk off. But that was hilariously bad. Two guys run into each other, one guy dives in front of the throw.

      • doctorK Apr 17,2014 10:56 am || Up

        Also, last year.

      • ptbnl Apr 17,2014 10:57 am || Up

        That and – as I’ve just noticed – being 2 years old.

        Apart from that I done good.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  50. doctorK Apr 17,2014 10:59 am
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 11:26 am || Up

      Really, really worrisome.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Apr 17,2014 11:29 am || Up

        Someone seems really hell bent on starting WWIII.

        • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 11:31 am || Up

          don’t be dumb.

          It reopening WWII

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Apr 17,2014 11:36 am || Up

            No, no, no, It’s like the Rocky movies. You start by showing how the last one finished before moving on to the next one.

  51. Future Ed Apr 17,2014 11:51 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Apr 17,2014 12:47 pm || Up

      This analysis relies a lot on LD% which already has a lot of noise even in a large sample. So in a sample of three starts, these types of batted ball profiles are almost useless. For example, Straily made the leaderboard due in large part to a 10.2% line drive rate. That sample of 10% contains a grand total of 5 line drives in 49 total balls in play. Just having, say, 3 or 4 flyballs being classified as line drives instead would have skewed that percentage significantly, which probably would’ve impacted his placement on this “contact management score” as well. And for what it’s worth, Straily had a 20% line drive rate last year.

      The author does acknowledge this and he makes numerous references to the small sample (for example, he brings up Gray, who has a ridiculously high 30% LD rate right now). But if he’s aware of how tenuous his data is, I don’t really see the point in concluding right now that the A’s have a “low risk, high reward” rotation with good contact management skills.

      • andeux Apr 17,2014 1:03 pm || Up

        Agreed. People keep trying to do way more with batted ball type data than that data can actually support.

        Not only are the batted ball type numbers themselves very noisy to begin with, but the relation to ERA is also noisy and weak. Previous work like tERA that tried to fit batted ball data into a DIPS like framework was a nice idea, but in the end it gave predictions that were worse than FIP or xFIP, which simply ignored that data. I don’t know why I should expect “STD BIP ERA+” or “STD ALL ERA+” to be any better.

        And the “ALL < BIP" measure will simply select for those pitchers who have good K/BB (and hence good FIP or xFIP) numbers.

        TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 1:05 pm || Up

        I knew it was bullshit when I saw Cahill didn’t make the cut

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. Future Ed Apr 17,2014 12:47 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Apr 17,2014 1:13 pm || Up

      nice.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 18,2014 8:25 pm || Up

      Cool. It’s jarring now to see the two-tone cap with the road grays.

    • 5Aces Apr 19,2014 9:40 am || Up

      Does snyone remember the patch they are wearing? Isnt familiar to me.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Apr 19,2014 9:43 am || Up

        Duh..all star game patch. Did we wear them all year? Im sure its just beung a kid but I dont remember them..

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Apr 19,2014 9:46 am || Up

          This is the logo. I’m sure they did wear them all season because when a team host the All-Star Game, so much of that season’s marketing is tied into it. The Twins have their 2014 ASG logo on the side of their caps.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 19,2014 5:08 pm || Up

            I played in a charity poker game recently, and the guy sitting next to me was wearing one of those white caps they sold that year with that logo on the front. I’m pretty sure I have one somewhere in my parents’ garage.

  53. AV Apr 17,2014 1:15 pm

    typing, meh. biking, i go no-hands anyway. driving, got lucky that it’s my blinker hand.

    but you know what totally sucks to do one-handed? eating tortas.

    report on one-handed stain removal and laundry to come…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 17,2014 9:06 pm || Up

      You made the stains one-handed, you should be able to remove them!

  54. Future Ed Apr 17,2014 1:22 pm

    mariners are starting to look like a pumpkin again

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 2:28 pm || Up

      Kouzmanoff GIDP with bases loaded and 1 out in the 8th. Just like old times.

      8-6 rangers.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. andeux Apr 17,2014 2:46 pm

    FSU bait: Why I fixed fights, written by a former boxing manager.
    Not exactly news to a seasoned boxing fan, but a very good read.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 3:10 pm || Up

      Yes, I saw this. A very interesting piece, and quite well written. Helluva way to make a living, the fight game. Yikes.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  56. ptbnl Apr 17,2014 4:56 pm

    Farewell Gabriel García Márquez.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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