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Bay Bridge Series / 5th Krautversary 257

Tomorrow marks 5 years of Kraut. Thanks to nevermoor, and all you other FKers, present or absent, who have made this place what it is.

Meanwhile over at WWP, Kazmir faces Hudson in the battle of the off-season acquisitions.

In the Kraut tradition, use this as a game thread, grill, or lounge, as we count down the 96 hours until real baseball.

257 thoughts on “Bay Bridge Series / 5th Krautversary

  1. Jennifer Mar 27,2014 7:44 pm

    I love you guys.

    Did someone just grab my ass?

  2. Future Ed Mar 27,2014 7:47 pm

    it is on tv

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 27,2014 7:48 pm

    Five years, really? That’s impressive, and a little absurd.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Mar 27,2014 8:12 pm || Up

      Sweet, time to sell it to Yahoo!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • DFA Mar 28,2014 8:10 am || Up

        The keystroke harvesting revenue isn’t enough for you NM? You greedy bastard.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • nevermoor Mar 29,2014 7:57 am || Up

          Not now that all you bastards use apps for banking.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. Future Ed Mar 27,2014 7:50 pm

    huddy. we have #15 for you

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. andeux Mar 27,2014 7:51 pm

    Neither pitcher seems to quite have their control all there.
    Kazmir mostly looks good though.
    Not so sure about Hudson, who just walked Kazmir.

    TINSTAAFK
  6. Cretgren Mar 27,2014 7:57 pm

    I guess we should tell Francona to give his MOY award to John Farrell.

  7. Jennifer Mar 27,2014 8:01 pm

    Vikings!

  8. andeux Mar 27,2014 8:07 pm

    Krukow after Hudson hits Moss:
    “A back-foot breaking ball isn’t literally supposed to hit his back foot.”

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Mar 27,2014 8:09 pm || Up

      He has also not quite come to terms with how terrible a fielder Michael Morse is.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Mar 27,2014 8:11 pm || Up

      I have warmed to him

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 27,2014 8:14 pm || Up

        I’ve always liked Krukow, he’s reasonably charming and insightful, except for the Grab Some Pine Meat schtick.

        Mmmm, Pine Meat schtick…

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Mar 27,2014 8:22 pm || Up

          that schtick was all I heard when I got here in 2001. bugged the crap out of me. But I ddin’t watch enough giants baseball to hear his broadcasting. when I saw the bay bridge series I saw a few years ago and found him fair.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • DFA Mar 28,2014 8:12 am || Up

          yeah… im in this camp too. Also I don’t mind the grab some pine thing so much, if used sparingly it could be a good, the problem is frequency. Like Imagine Dragons.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  9. Jennifer Mar 27,2014 8:22 pm

    I can’t make myself watch ST games.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 27,2014 8:27 pm || Up

      Me neither, the lack of a meaningful outcome mostly kills it for me, especially compared to the single elimination NCAA hoops games.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Mar 27,2014 8:31 pm || Up

        I can barely force myself to watch meaningful games.

  10. brian.only Mar 27,2014 8:44 pm

    Nasty nasty pitch.

  11. andeux Mar 27,2014 8:46 pm

    Schlonged

    TINSTAAFK
  12. brian.only Mar 27,2014 8:46 pm

    See ya!

  13. Glorious Mundy Mar 27,2014 10:03 pm

    Hey it’s Brandon hicks.

  14. AV Mar 27,2014 10:04 pm

    always invigorating.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. oblique Mar 27,2014 10:15 pm

    Five years! Wow.

  16. Glorious Mundy Mar 27,2014 10:20 pm

    My god, Morse is so bad.

    • brian.only Mar 27,2014 10:50 pm || Up

      So bad he gave his bat away, should have been his glove, eeesh.

  17. Englishmajor Mar 27,2014 10:38 pm

    The new A’sTalk guy, Troy, isn’t half bad.

  18. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2014 9:57 am

    So much for the stretch out, I guess.

    I’m not sure what to think on this one. I feel like there’s a bigger chance of him succeeding out of the pen and he can help the team immediately there. On the other hand, if another starter goes down we’re screwed until and unless Griffin comes back.

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2014 9:58 am || Up

      On the other other hand, maybe he can be used in a long man/emergency starter role.

      • 5Aces Mar 28,2014 11:23 am || Up

        Stretched out in the bullpen like Chavez was and like the original Anderson plan was. I thik I prefer he start in Sacto, but IF they could make it work it gives us the best of both worlds.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 11:49 am || Up

          but someone has to go when cook arrives. mauy as well be Pomeranz. Especially early in the season when we are expecting 5 plus innunga from chavez and milone.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 11:58 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Mar 28,2014 1:25 pm || Up

      Hah – not even Premier Gold status.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 2:27 pm || Up

      Obligatory Mickey Morabito hair pic:

      A style he has rocked for quite some time now:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. andeux Mar 28,2014 12:14 pm

    Gimenez waived and claimed by Rangers.
    Presumably the roster slot reserved for an ex-Ray who can’t hit will be filled by FULD.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 12:34 pm || Up

      They can field a infield of Kz, Rosales, Murphy, and Gimenez. Maybe if we DFA Barton, he can help them complete their infield.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 12:43 pm || Up

        Mark Kiger must be lurking in their minor league system somewhere, waiting for his chance.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Mar 28,2014 2:04 pm || Up

          Give him a chance.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 12:44 pm || Up

        don’t forget Michael Choice and colby lewis

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 3:35 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. DFA Mar 28,2014 3:50 pm

    OMFG I cant wait to leave LA

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 5:17 pm || Up

      what happened now?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Mar 28,2014 5:40 pm || Up

        LA is and continues to be itself!

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • DFA Mar 28,2014 5:41 pm || Up

          and i can see the light at the end of the tunnel. 9 days.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 5:43 pm || Up

            happened to me in Seattle.

            As soon as I committed to leaving, I noticed and couldn’t stand teh drizzle.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • DFA Mar 30,2014 3:23 pm || Up

              right… it was just an annoyance before but now its like i cant stand it.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • brian.only Mar 28,2014 11:41 pm || Up

            Looking forward to a hug you big shiny skinny man.

            • DFA Mar 30,2014 3:22 pm || Up

              hahaha of course… hugs are my specialty!

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  23. colin Mar 28,2014 4:49 pm

    Fangraphs writers pick Oakland to win the AL West. Well, most of them do (Oakland 19, LAAAAA 8, Texas 4, Seattle+Houston 0).

  24. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 6:09 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 7:04 pm || Up

      Wow, I didn’t know any of that, Sonny’s been through a lot.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Mar 28,2014 7:19 pm || Up

      Mine feels like an old attic!

  25. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 6:43 pm

    Lowrie the presumptive choice for player rep

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 6:51 pm || Up

      I’m still more afraid of his wife.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 6:55 pm || Up

        on the pregame show he could not muster a nice word about the 80 game suspension. Deflected nicely to more testing. His wife may be rubbing off on him

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 6:55 pm

    Sorry doc. Helluva run for the Cyclones the last three weeks. Unless the dogfather shows up you win the 2014 FK alumni pool.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      are we all out? did brian go to wisconson or something?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 7:01 pm || Up

        Not to my knowledge. Both my brothers went to Virginia so I’m on their bandwagon now.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:05 pm || Up

          one of my judges went to Wisconsin. He took yesterday and today off to go to anaheim. happy judge is better for me, so I guess that is my bandwagon

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • elcroata Mar 29,2014 1:02 am || Up

          Well, that didn’t last long either. Now I understand why Coach K wanted more ACC teams in the tournament.

          Because survival is insufficient
      • AV Mar 28,2014 7:15 pm || Up

        how’s long beach doing?

        go niners, beeeeeeeeeach!!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:17 pm || Up

          09er’s?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Mar 28,2014 7:19 pm || Up

            1949ers.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:22 pm || Up

              not a veronica mars fan?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV Mar 28,2014 7:27 pm || Up

                totally but i missed you joke by a mile.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • DFA Mar 30,2014 3:28 pm || Up

                win

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • 5Aces Mar 28,2014 8:58 pm || Up

      Fresno State plays game one of some super duper loser tourney on Monday night. You know its bad when the NIT looks down on you.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • doctorK Mar 28,2014 9:03 pm || Up

      Going 6/15 from the foul line is not they way to advance. Especially in a game lost by five points.

  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 7:10 pm

    Louisville’s unis have gray pinstripes, never seen that before.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Jennifer Mar 28,2014 7:14 pm

    Hey, mlb.tv works on my interwebz.

    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 7:15 pm || Up

      Yup, it’s free with no blackouts today for all you NRAFs and RAFs

      • Jennifer Mar 28,2014 7:19 pm || Up

        No, I mean in general. My internet usually doesn’t have the giddyup to do anything.

      • Jennifer Mar 28,2014 7:22 pm || Up

        Sadly, this “being a nurse” shit is haard. My ass is dragging. I don’t care about this game, so I’m out.

  29. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:26 pm

    1) i like punto playing but not hitting 2nd. Did melvin read teh book over the winter?

    2) Jesse Chavez looks like he knows he doesn’t belong and is trying to show em wrong. This is not meant to be a comment on his gumption, grit or attitude. It is not menat to say i think he is going to do well because of his heart. Just an observation

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Mar 28,2014 10:18 pm || Up

      Yes, I kept hearing Ken and Vince and guests talking about his increased confidence, but he still looks to me as if he got on the mound and said “Oh shit! Now what??”

      • brian.only Mar 28,2014 11:49 pm || Up

        Those strikeout pitches at the base of the knee were clutch as shit today, He looked legit.
        He pretty much followed his autumn sample, I’m in.

        • colin Mar 29,2014 7:22 am || Up

          Yeah, I’m actually pretty bullish on Chavez. He seems like the type of pitcher who will put together some smoke and mirrors success at Oakland but nowhere else (see Greg Smith, Dana Eveland, etc, etc).

          • andeux Mar 29,2014 9:35 am || Up

            He’s looked good in both of his televised spring starts.
            I don’t think it’s as much smoke and mirrors as Smith/Eveland. Those two both walked almost as many as they struck out, even when they were putting up decent ERAs. Chavez has better stuff, and seems to be getting better at hitting his spots.

            The caveat is that he probably still can’t go deep into games. Maybe he’s just not stretched out yet, or maybe his pitches don’t have much margin for error. Either way, Melvin needs to be ready for a quick hook after 5 innings or so.

            TINSTAAFK
            • brian.only Mar 29,2014 1:16 pm || Up

              I think he only had 70 pitches ( and just up to that point a no hitter ) when they took him out, so there’s hope. I did think it was weird to pull him out just then, I would have liked to see him get out of it.

  30. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:29 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      That seems like a pretty bad deal for him.

      • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:34 pm || Up

        yeah, I don’t see how his first arb year is getting him less than $15 and then the three firs FA years I can’t see him not getting $30M per.

        Even if he gets injured someone will pay him the equivalent of $140M

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 7:38 pm || Up

          It’s similar to the Freeman deal except Trout is twice the player as Freeman. I hate the slegnA.

    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:19 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:29 pm

    yoenis, don’t swing at that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:39 pm

    Morse walks after taking strik three twice

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 7:42 pm

    Jaso! He annihilated that pitch.

  34. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:46 pm

    Barton returns to his natural state

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 7:56 pm

    Coco out of the game…

    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:57 pm || Up

      he had 2 ABs, maybe the sky isn’t falling

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 7:58 pm

    ken and vince talking about the trout deal. show they don’t understand how baseball works…again

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:03 pm

    what is with sonny gray in the bunker with a touque and scarf?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Mar 28,2014 8:10 pm || Up

      After he walked last night he was running the bases in a heavy parka.
      Apparently he gets cold easily.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Mar 28,2014 8:12 pm || Up

        Er, nevermind that was Kazmir.
        Apparently all our pitchers get cold easily.

        TINSTAAFK
      • batgirl Mar 28,2014 8:13 pm || Up

        Kid after my own heart

  38. lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 8:05 pm

    I’m trying to decide if Sonny is better or worse than Anderson and Trogdor in the annals of terrible A’s interviews.

    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:06 pm || Up

      I have the sound off. He looks cute, I’ll give him that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 8:08 pm || Up

        He tried his best but Ray was utterly indecipherable.

    • colin Mar 28,2014 8:09 pm || Up

      Does he still have the moustache?

      • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 8:11 pm || Up

        I don’t think so but it’s hard to tell if I’m not actively looking for it.

        • Jennifer Mar 28,2014 8:15 pm || Up

          That’s what they say about my moustache.

      • andeux Mar 28,2014 8:33 pm || Up

        He gave it to Lincecum.

        TINSTAAFK
        • colin Mar 29,2014 7:23 am || Up

          Timmeh’s gameday photo was hilarious.

        • brian.only Mar 29,2014 1:18 pm || Up

          That thing looks terrible, let’s hope it runs away while he’s sleeping.

  39. andeux Mar 28,2014 8:09 pm

    I’m starting to think that Reddick might actually be good this year.
    Am I deluded?

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:11 pm || Up

      yes

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 8:15 pm || Up

      The observational impression I have is that Reddick pendulums wildly based on his own self-confidence. Maybe more than any ballplayer I remember.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • brian.only Mar 28,2014 11:51 pm || Up

        I’m a post wrist surgery believer, we’ll see, he grinded’ playing hurt after all, there’s that.

    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 8:16 pm || Up

      I have more confidence in him than Cespedes but that’s not saying much right now.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Mar 31,2014 10:35 am || Up

      Everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt

  40. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 8:11 pm

    So, that’s something else that’s the matter with Timmeh.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:16 pm

    I get that this is a get away day, but, A) its spring training b) the next destination is less than 20 miles away, and C) the giants and everyone else doesn’t expect to play tomorrow.

    What is the raincheck policy for pre season games?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2014 8:18 pm || Up

      I think Wolff Crowley and Fisher will suit up and play before they refund anyone’s ticket price.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Mar 28,2014 10:21 pm || Up

      For Bacon Tuesday 2012 and a couple of other early-season miserably damp games, the A’s graciously allowed us to turn in our sodden ticket stubs for a ticket to another non-premium game.

  42. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:25 pm

    wel, cespedes seemed to hit that one hard

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. lenscrafters Mar 28,2014 8:37 pm

    Welcome to Ray, Scott.

  44. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:42 pm

    stasis

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. andeux Mar 28,2014 8:45 pm

    FULD with a bases-clearing double against a lefty.

    TINSTAAFK
  46. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 8:52 pm

    I really dislike the salute to your bench

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:17 pm

    I don’t have the sound on, but I love the director getting all the giants fans on their pocket phones

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:20 pm

    this is a bad inning for doolittle

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:23 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:47 pm

    I like stikeouts for pitchers

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:53 pm

    3-0? to tyler colvin?

    May as well walk Scott kazmir

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:53 pm

    the last two dinks suck. they are going to happen a bunch this year, huh?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. nevermoor Mar 29,2014 11:46 am

    Krautiversary bleg: Mrs. N wants a DSLR, both because she is interested in outdoor photography (hikes, etc) and because she wants better shots of Yoenessa. She is coming to this without prior photog-training, but I want to get her something she can continue to use if she does take classes. That said, I also want it to be pretty accessible early on, and not hugely expensive.

    Thoughts?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Mar 29,2014 12:47 pm || Up

      I am not an expert at all. I bought a Canon T3i last year before going to Costa Rica. There is a learning curve, but I’ve been happy with it.

    • elcroata Mar 30,2014 1:37 am || Up

      You probably can’t go wrong with the camera. I know this is not much help, but as far as the camera goes, they are all pretty good and the main thing would be that she feels comfortable holding it and browsing the menus, changing options and so on. Don’t go for megapixels craze, it will only make everything slower and more voluminous (like file storing and transferring). If you go for one of the major players, like Nikon or Canon, you will be compatible with a huge amount of what matters most – glass. If you go for entry level (like Nikon D3000) just be aware that it will not work with the lenses without AF motor, so some of the bargains there will be off the table.

      If you can name me a certain budget, I can try to see what fits into that (getting the prices from US e-bay, you will surely have a better overview.

      Generally, I think one of the main questions you have to ask yourselves is whether you are comfortable changing lenses or you prefer to have a one-size-fits-all thingy. If latter, then you could for example look into D3000 (body only for some $100-150) and a Nikon 18-200 VR II (lens for around $600). It is light (which is good for hiking), it covers the most of the range that you will need (on a DX body, it plays as a 27-300), so you will be more than covered on a tele end, and perhaps lacking a bit in the wide angle. I suggest trying out a few lenses just to see what kind of focal length you feel comfortable with.

      The good thing with lenses is that they keep their value rather well, much unlike the bodies themselves, which are more-less just computers and have similar product life-cycles. So, in case you decide you want something else, you can always recover good chunk of the value (or even most of it, if you already buy used).

      Another way to go is to get the kit lens with the body, something like 18-55, and use that for your trips and than add a f2.8 normal zoom. Second-hand Tamron 28-75 sells for around $300 and you will love that 2.8 when you start taking portraits of Yoenessa. I have owned that lens and it is very comparable to Nikon 24-70 that sells for around $1500. It is also a FX lens, so if you decide to move to full frame body later on, you can stick with it.

      As far as the accessories go, I’d recommend at least a clear protection glass, which will help both against scratches and fungus. The only filters that you might need are circular polarization filter and gray filter. Everything else that someone might try to offer you, you can do in post processing. Also a small and handy tripod, something like gorillapod.

      And finally, whichever way you go, it is probably a worthy investment to buy some software like Lightroom. Lightroom 5 sells for some $75 in US (you bastards have everything cheap) and it will work a s both a darkroom for developing your photos (with many very useful options that can speed up picture development) as well as a good archiving/catalog functionality. You should definitely shoot in RAW and you will find Lightroom extremely useful for getting the most out of your pictures. Also, please stay away from Photoshop / Instagram and similar for the sake of the humanity as a a whole.

      So that would be something that all together (body / lens(es) / filter(s) / pod / SW) goes for $800-$1000 (e-bay prices). If your budget is significantly lower or higher, let me know.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Mar 30,2014 11:53 am || Up

        Thanks, this is really helpful.

        I’ve heard the Nikon or Canon point elsewhere, and I suspect it makes sense to just start with their entry-level bodies and some of the ideas you mention here. Part of what’s intimidating is that as far as I can tell this initial purchase basically locks her into one of those brands forever, and I have no idea which one she’d want if she really gets serious.

        And, of course, a solid 95% of the stuff is greek to me.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata Mar 30,2014 12:58 pm || Up

          Between you and me – it’s the same shit.

          And if you stay smart and invest your money in the glass and not the bodies, then even a switch (for whatever strange reson one should be wanted) won’t be expensive.

          Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Mar 30,2014 8:43 pm || Up

        So here’s a stupid question I don’t know the answer to: if I’m liking the idea of the Tamron lens (which sounds like a fantastic suggestion) why do I need the 18-55 lens? I ask not critically, but because reviews of the Tamron say people are using it as their primary walking-around lens, and I’m assuming that’s exactly what a starter kit lens would be going for.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata Mar 30,2014 9:06 pm || Up

          You don’t necessarily.

          The only reason you would need it is because of the focal length. D3000 is a DX camera, which is Nikon way of saying it has a APS-C sensor, which again is a mumbo-jumbo for saying that its sensor is smaller than what we are used from 36mm film cameras. Because of that the focal lengths work differently than what we are used from such cameras and the same lens will have 50% added focal length. Meaning your Tamron 28mm-75mm will play as a 42mm-112mm. If the numbers don’t tell you much, some rough guidelines are:
          < 20 mm: super wide lens 20mm - 35mm: wide angle 35mm - 85mm: normal 85mm - 200mm: tele 200mm+: super tele These are not a gospel, just something I wrote from the top of my had at 6 AM. So that additional lens would cover you from 27mm-42mm, effectively. You might find that 42mm is not wide enough for your nature pictures. The best thing to do is to go to any store and try a lens out to see what kind of angles you get with it. Make sure you use it on a proper body, though. Nikon FX series is FF (Full foramt, meaning that the crop factor is 1, so that a 50mm lense will work exactly like that) whereas Canon's entry models have different sensor sizes, some of them cropping at 1.3 and some at 1.7.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • nevermoor Mar 30,2014 10:42 pm || Up

            That’s super-helpful. This stuff makes me feel like an idiot, so let me just do a final rationality check so you can tell me if there’s something horribly wrong with this idea:

            1. D3100 body (285 new, not significant discounts on Amazon for used, but I’d shop around). 3100 seems like it has enough meaningful upgrades over the 3000 (low-light sensor improvements, can use screen instead of viewfinder, etc) that it’s worth the up-charge.

            2. Tamron Lens (359 new, also pre-shopping around for price breaks on used)

            3. Clear filter, seems like something worth buying new and relatively high end. Especially if the Tamron is a common-enough diameter that one filter protects future lenses. As proof I’m new at this, I’m guessing at 67mm because that’s what all the different Tamron pages link as “customers also bought” but I can’t see how the customers know. Certainly open to being talked down if this is an overbuy.

            4. Gorillapod SLR ($33 new)

            5. Lightroom 5 (actually looks like $130 since I can’t buy an “upgrade” version).

            Total, about $850 new. I suspect I can trim a fair bit shopping used, but I wanted to have fairly complete prices for new equipment to assess those deals.

            Does that make sense? Is there one-to-many stupid choices in there?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • elcroata Mar 31,2014 12:03 am || Up

              The very first thing listed under the specifications of the lens is “Filter diameter :67mm” :)

              I just checked the differences (I don’t have any entry-level or prosumers cameras myself) and yes, D3100 can be a good choice, too. It has a little bit smaller sensor (shows how much I know about that end of the offer, I thought Nikon only had one sub-size) meaning that the crop factor is 1.6 and not 1.5, meaning that your Tamron will work like 45mm – 120mm. On the other hand, it is one ISO stop more light-sensitive and you can shoot HD movies with it, of you are into that (D3000 can’t shoot any movie format).

              OK, that Lightroom price makes much more sense (and is still cheaper than around here). Even so, you will not regret that investment.

              As for the filter, 30 Eur (or USD, the prices seem to be similar like that) is a fair price for a quality clear filter. Think of it as an insurance and if you decide to sell the lens, you will both get some money back on it as well as get better price on the lens itself if your buyers know you have been using it with filter all the time, so there will be no money lost there.

              The filter diameters are both a product of a company standard and the focal length / aperture. So, you cannot really count on having all your future lenses use the same one. In fact, most of my Nikkors (Nikons own lenses) are actually Ø77mm, so if you buy some of those later it might not fit. If you want a single protection glass you can always go for the highest diameter of the lot and use step-up rings, e’g 67<->77 (basically a ring that you screw to the front of your lens and can screw larger filters on it). I would advise against it and for buying a protective glass for each lens, because changing is a hassle and you can damage your lens when it’s not mounted, too. If you decide to go for a circular pol or gray filters later, there it might be worth considering getting only one.

              You have probably thought of that, but nevertheless – make sure you specify “for Nikon” when buying a third party lens, because they also build them for Canon and other manufacturers.

              Overall, yes, this seems like a great starter set to me if you are not all that concerned about wide angle aspect. It will immediately give you possibilities to shoot much, much better and sharper pictures than you are used to, and it will allow you to decide where you want to go next, if you decide you need something more/better without throwing away any of your investments. If you decide to sell it off completely in two years, the only part that will drop a significant part of the value is the body itself.

              Generally, I bought lot of my equipment used and have never had any problems with it. (I actually had a super nice experience once, where a lady sold me a D3 claiming it had 20,000 actuations and I found out it had over 100,000 and she returned me 400 EUR as her way to say sorry). So you might be able to save some money there. Money that you can use in future for:

              – A wide angle lens. I think you get a good bang for your money with something like Tokina 12-24 (used for ~$300 on US Ebay). This is something that comes in helpful for nature/architecture.
              – A fast telephoto lens. Something like Sigma 70-200 f2.8 (~$600 used). You will need that to capture Yoenessa’s first HR or similar sport action.
              – An external flash. ~$100 for lower power ones. That is helpful for taking the pictures of people inside where you don’t want to flatten the face by having light shown on them directly.

              I wouldn’t get any of it now, just giving you some heads up where the journey might take you if Mrs. nevermoor gets serious about it.

              Also, it might seem strange that I shoot on Nikon, own mostly Nikon gear, get accredited as Nikon photographer to events, use their service and yet recommend three lenses, none of which is a Nikkor. I love Nikkor lenses, and I think that they are better than the three I listed (all three of which I have owned, too). But on a crop camera (like D3100) the difference is not that great, if any. But you can get these three used third party lenses for ~$1500 together, while each one of the three professional Nikkors will cost you that much or more alone. The biggest reason you only see Nikon and Canon gear on professional events is the service. If my personally owned Nikkor lens has a problem during a big event, I can give it in at 11 PM and have it waiting for me at 6 AM repaired. I can also use any of the zillions of lenses Nikon has, meaning I don’t have to buy and own all that stuff myself (Telephoto lenses cost $4000-$8000). But, for a normal use, these alternative lenses are more than adequate and at a fraction of the cost. They are also much better that the kit lenses where Nikon/Canon basically cash in on the name.

              Don’t be shy to ask anything else. As you can probably notice, it is a fairly slow week at work. Also, sushirito.

              Because survival is insufficient
              • nevermoor Mar 31,2014 11:36 am || Up

                This is awesome, and I’m sure I’ll call back to this comment round-about XMas time. Agree that the wide-angle (or external flash) would be the next logical progression if she really takes to it, depending upon whether she’s more outdoor-focused and frustrated at the wide-end of the Tamron or Yoenessa-portrait focused.

                Appreciate the caveat about Nikkor. All this stuff is good to have in mind, and when Yonessa takes her knucker into her first MLB game I’m sure we’ll have upgraded to it. These alternate brand suggestions are definitely the right thing now, though. And it sounds like this Tamron is a real gem that I would never have found in a billion google searches.

                Thanks!

                (also, I’m sure they added that detail about 67mm between my comment an yours. no way I could be that blind.)

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • elcroata Mar 31,2014 12:16 pm || Up

                  Glad I could help.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor May 27,2014 8:14 pm || Up

                  Ultimately went with the D5000 because someone was selling their mildly used one with the Tamron lens for a great price.

                  The third shot Mrs. N took (with some automatic-setting cleaning in Lightroom):

                   photo FirstNikonImport003_zpse23b832c.jpg

                  Thanks again!

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  54. lenscrafters Mar 29,2014 11:55 am

    Oh good, this isn’t fixed

    • 5Aces Mar 29,2014 12:58 pm || Up

      Well come on, you expect that with no major events for a couple of months things might have moved along?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 4:59 pm || Up

      Slusser wrote later that only clear water was coming up from the drains this time, not sewage. That’s much better.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. Future Ed Mar 29,2014 12:26 pm

    there is no reason to play this game, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 1:47 pm

    Rick Tittle on radio says Clay Wood and a “tribunal” of others are on the field assessing conditions, while a few random Giants are starting to play catch.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 1:52 pm || Up

      Then he started to drone on about PEDs and I turned him off.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  57. andeux Mar 29,2014 2:30 pm

    CSN-BA says game cancelled. (I guess that’s what Ed’s last comment meant.)

    TINSTAAFK
  58. Future Ed Mar 29,2014 2:34 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 2:35 pm || Up

      related?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Mar 29,2014 2:46 pm || Up

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 2:56 pm || Up

          Hell, I’d trade Taylor for that guy’s mustache alone.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • batgirl Mar 29,2014 5:12 pm || Up

            Amen! And I hate to lose a Stanford guy so it’s gotta be a pretty sweet satche for me to say that.

        • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 3:22 pm || Up
          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Future Ed Mar 29,2014 2:47 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Mar 29,2014 3:26 pm || Up

      Really too bad for Vogt and Taylor, can’t really ask for a better spring from them…

      • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 3:31 pm || Up

        vogt will play 60+ ml games this year

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. andeux Mar 29,2014 2:54 pm

    Hm, according to the official website, Nakajima was added back onto the 40-man roster yesterday, and then optioned to AAA. Any idea why they would do that?

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Mar 29,2014 3:10 pm || Up

      Slusser says “so that they could designate Taylor.”
      Which I still don’t really understand.

      TINSTAAFK
      • MikeV Mar 29,2014 4:32 pm || Up

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  61. ptbnl Mar 29,2014 7:30 pm

    So the State of California doesn’t tax interest received from Ottoman Turkish Empire Settlement Payments … WTF.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      Those people have suffered enough!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  62. Future Ed Mar 29,2014 7:36 pm

    Skags 3.2 97 pitches. Many ABs against Dodgers AA and AAAs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. Future Ed Mar 29,2014 7:43 pm

    SuSlu with the snark and a quality column.

    really on the attack. odd.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Mar 29,2014 7:44 pm || Up

      Not SuSlu.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 7:46 pm || Up

        oooops. Olster. Suslu tweeted it, I just assumed, but it didn’t sound like her

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 8:02 pm || Up

          Once he stopped being funny and got bitter instead Ostler has sucked. However:

          a happy fifth anniversary to Major League Baseball’s special committee convened by Commissioner Bud Selig to study the A’s proposed move to San Jose. Selig announced his committee March 30 of 2009.

          FK and the Selig Special Commission, separated at birth.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • mikeA Mar 30,2014 10:02 am || Up

            Oh shit, I forgot to tell you guys when we got the site started we were supposed to be working on a report.

          • dmoas Apr 1,2014 9:26 pm || Up

            The Chron overall has some really shitty sports writers. Aside from Slusser, I can’t think of one worth reading.

    • MikeV Mar 29,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      Repairs at the Coliseum are the responsibility of the city and county, but there’s nothing stopping A’s owners John Fisher and Lew Wolff from throwing a little cash at the problem, to protect their coaches and players from sewage and themselves from ridicule.

      Or, you know, the city and county could do the repairs that they’re responsible for.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Apr 1,2014 9:28 pm || Up

        Yes, blame the tennent, not the landlord. Because… stuff… and money… and um… ’cause…

  64. bear88 Mar 30,2014 12:56 am

    The season is apart to start, and my hellish work and home schedule is going to get easier.

    So I guess I better start paying attention.

  65. Englishmajor Mar 30,2014 2:06 am

    A report from the Coliseum: well, from the West Side Club since I never went anywhere else:

    – the many photos of Oakland which were there for FanFest are all gone, replaced by many photos of A’s history.

    – the space near the eastern entrance that last year was sometimes a pizza stand is now a wine bar

    – the adjacent area that for several years was a salad and sandwich stand is now a beer stand

    – the club menu is somewhat different, notably with more desserts including salted caramel ice cream sandwiches, and with more salads including kale

    – I did not see them myself, but reportedly the western entrance is now host to several charging stations. YAY.

    – The temporary stand in the WSC that sometimes has Cuban sandwiches was serving Mac and cheese with pulled pork topped with fried onions. It was good, a huge portion for $13.

    – I also tried the new official drink of the A’s, Zevia, a stevia-sweetened soda. I liked it, it’s not as crisp a taste as my beverage of choice, diet Coke, but it had a pleasant, light taste. Served in cans, not cold enough and I think it would be better on ice. It was surprising to me to be handed an actual can of soda in the Coliseum, though, since they have dispensed all beverages in cups that would not be suitable for hurling at players’ heads since I became a fan.

    Unfortunately, I’ve since learned that some people have a violent intestinal response to stevia, and I think I’m one of them, unless it was the pulled pork. More plumbing conspiracy theories?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2014 7:57 am || Up

      Maybe it wasn’t stevia, it was ricin.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  66. ptbnl Mar 30,2014 8:45 am

    Has anyone ever taken a state tax rebate as credit against their following year’s taxes? We did last year, and now it seems like we get doubly federal-taxed on the credit.

    – We were due a $500 rebate on our 2012 state taxes, which we put towards our 2013 taxes.
    – On our 2013 federal return we have to declare the $500 credit as income, so we’re taxed on it in 2013.
    – We’re due a $700 rebate on our 2013 state taxes, which rises to $1200 when we apply the $500 credit.
    – We’ll then have to declare the $1200 rebate as income on our 2014 federal return, so we’re taxed on the $500 a second time in 2014.

    Am I missing something (apart from the obvious “take the money when you can”)?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2014 9:04 am || Up

      I don’t know dick about it, but apparantly I took a standard deduction for sales tax and didni’t list my refund as a credit and was penalized twice by the IRS this year when i found out. I blame turbo tax completely. I don’t use turbo tax anymore

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Mar 30,2014 10:17 am || Up

      I’m rusty on state tax issues, but quickly glancing at the instructions for Form 1040 and Schedule A:

      You’re reporting the $500 credit for 2012 on your 2013 Form 1040, Line 10, but then you should be deducting it right back out on Schedule A, Line 5. Make sure Schedule A, Line 5 includes the $500. So you’re not being taxed on the $500 in 2013, but you will be taxed on $1200 in 2014.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 10:27 am || Up

        So A5 includes not only the state tax deducted from my paycheck but also the $500 credit … that actually makes sense! Many thanks for the help (and for lurking – please don’t be a stranger).

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 12:33 pm || Up

        And happy birthday!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Mar 30,2014 11:49 am || Up

      it’s a taxing weekend over here too. (right after lunch.) (right after clearing lunch.) (right after a nap from lunch.) (right after a nice tea to wake up.) (right after… either clearing tea or maybe a short hike!) (oooh, a hike sounds nice right? mushrooms sprouting, maybe newts…) (and then taxes. focus on taxes. while making dinner.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2014 12:06 pm || Up

        You people are crazy, who does their taxes this early? There’s weeks and weeks left!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 12:39 pm || Up

          This is just spotting the problems so I can fix them in the weeks and weeks in hand.

          I discovered one big one. In December 2012 I reviewed LIGO for NSF, and they’ve changed from paying expenses to paying an honorarium from which I have to pay my own expenses. Unfortunately that also makes it declarable miscellaneous income and I have to file as a cosmology consulting business. Since I did the work in 2012 I included it in my 2012 return; of course NSF actually cut the check in early January so now they’ve declared it as taxable in 2013. I’m guessing this means I have to declare it again and revise my 2012 return

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nevermoor Mar 30,2014 5:49 pm || Up

            I think usually that’s ok, as long as you declare it one or the other times. That, at least, is what I’ve learned for charitable donations right at year-end.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • AV Mar 30,2014 4:54 pm || Up

          i find you really can’t start procrastinating soon enough.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • brian.only Mar 30,2014 5:05 pm || Up

            This is the first time in 15 years or so I can file the 1040EZ, not one 1099!!!!

        • doctorK Mar 30,2014 5:50 pm || Up

          I finally decided to start mine. After paying $7k last year (my fault for not paying attention to the withholding), this year we’re getting a refund. I really over-withheld on the state, so I can adjust my W-4 for the rest of this year.

        • DFA Mar 31,2014 7:51 am || Up

          shit son I did my taxes in February!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • colin Mar 31,2014 8:28 am || Up

            Me too, but it’s because I knew that I was in for a massive refund.

            • DFA Mar 31,2014 11:21 am || Up

              I always do mine so that I can pay for my car registration and parking tickets at the end of Feb.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • elcroata Mar 31,2014 12:17 pm || Up

                Does doing them in February mean you get your money in February, too?

                Because survival is insufficient
                • colin Mar 31,2014 12:19 pm || Up

                  If you file online, the refund usually comes in ~2 weeks or so.

                • DFA Mar 31,2014 12:26 pm || Up

                  i think my money was in my bank like 7 days later

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Mar 31,2014 12:27 pm || Up

                  Yes it does. Usually I get a refund that is similar in size to my delinquent parking tickets plus my car registration renewal.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  67. Future Ed Mar 30,2014 11:05 am

    Anyone know where the “add ticket” button went on “My a’s tickets?”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Mar 30,2014 11:38 am || Up

      depends how you’re loving your ticket, but usually the button is right there, just a little higher.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  68. ptbnl Mar 30,2014 11:49 am

    Happy birthday, andeux.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Mar 30,2014 12:04 pm || Up

      Thanks.
      Also happy birthday Soaker.
      And MC Hammer.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Mar 30,2014 12:23 pm || Up

        happy birthday all of you

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • sslinger Mar 30,2014 12:41 pm || Up

          And Eric Clapton too! (I probably shouldn’t mention Celine Dion.) Interestingly, not a great birthday for major leaguers. Ripper Collins (?) looks like the best of the bunch, with 3 ASGs and 135 career HRs, though Chris Sale may turn out to have a better career.

          Have a great day!

      • Soaker Mar 30,2014 12:41 pm || Up

        Thank you. I proved this morning I can still shovel 6 inches of snow.

        Opening Night should be more than one day after our birthdays. The weather issue is clearly a message from the Frozen Head of Ted Williams, “Don’t try to start baseball season in FKin’ March!”

        Best guess for a makeup date if we have a postponement tomorrow is Monday, June 23. The Indians are at home the previous day and play the following night at Chase Field. The A’s are at home vs. the Red Sox the previous day and are at Citi Field vs. the Mets the next night, so it’s more of a travel issue for the A’s than for the Indians, but neither team violates the 20-day rule and both have an off-day the following Thursday due to those 2-game interleague series. You could play a doubleheader this Wednesday afternoon, but 27 innings in less than 24 hours right out of the chute is a lot to ask of the bullpens, and the A’s would need a sixth starter this week.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  69. Bed Mar 30,2014 3:56 pm

    Happy 5th Anniversary to FreeKraut.com/.net

    On the 10th year anniversary I’ll take you to some place nice.

    But seriously, folks...
  70. AV Mar 30,2014 5:32 pm

    padres look bad. wonder if they’ve considered a more sailor-related look with lots of white instead of marines’ camo.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  71. mikeA Mar 31,2014 10:00 am
  72. Future Ed Mar 31,2014 11:39 am

    Jimmy rollins grand slam of scheppers. Pedro figureoa warming up.

    6-0 Phil over rangers.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Mar 31,2014 11:45 am || Up

      Royals score three in the 4th against Verlander, including a bases loaded walk.

      • Future Ed Mar 31,2014 11:54 am || Up

        And Cliff lee gives 4 back. (with some help from a lazy Jimmy rollins)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters Mar 31,2014 12:15 pm || Up

          It’s hard to do but Cliff Lee is sucking more than Scheppers.

        • Future Ed Mar 31,2014 12:15 pm || Up

          alex rios with a 3 run hr. 7-6 ramgers.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. mikeA Mar 31,2014 12:02 pm

    Gameday scout:

    Tanner Scheppers is trying to tie up Marlon Byrd with fastballs inside; Byrd is hitting .000 on pitches in that location compared to .000 overall.

    • colin Mar 31,2014 12:07 pm || Up

      Just think about how much money someone got paid to code up Scout.

      • the llama Mar 31,2014 1:27 pm || Up

        Not enough to get a coherent product, apparently.

  74. Poppy Mar 31,2014 12:06 pm

    Happy belated Krautiversary to us! Does anyone want my tickets for Tuesday 4/1? I can’t go, and the person who I thought would be using them can’t either.

    Email me, please, I’m so fking busy with work today I won’t be able to check here for replies. (distantsun7 at gmail dot com) (Or text me if you already have my number, but I’m not posting it in public)

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  75. elcroata Mar 31,2014 12:20 pm

    For those of you not on FB, I think Sal deserves ASVD.

    I: OK, someone explain it to me as if I were a six-year-old, please. How can a runner go from first to second in the eighth inning of a tied ballgame on a … drum roll … DEFENSIVE INDIFFERENCE?

    Sal: It’s the NL West, all plays are scored as indifference because who gives a shit.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 31,2014 12:23 pm || Up

      Bwah hah hah!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Mar 31,2014 12:23 pm || Up

      Seconded.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • the llama Mar 31,2014 1:28 pm || Up

      ::bows::

      • DFA Mar 31,2014 3:39 pm || Up

        this is why we love you

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • dmoas Apr 1,2014 9:34 pm || Up

          That, and we can look over top of him without getting on our tie toes.

  76. nobody in particular Mar 31,2014 2:46 pm

    The final in Arlington: Eagles 14 Cowboys 10

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  77. andeux Apr 2,2014 9:58 pm

    Who do you believe in Lenny Dykstra vs. the LA County Sheriff’s Department? Probably no one.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2014 11:19 pm || Up

      I believe Dykstra is stupid enough to incite a fight with jailhouse sheriffs, and that the sheriffs are smart enough to know that means they can get away with anything.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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