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The Lounge where we’re up on the roof. 617

Hey there, hi there, ho there…this is your old Uncle Bed telling you to just say no to Uggs…those things don’t look good on anyone.

The last lounge was so old that vultures were starting to circle it so I thought I’d throw a new one up for all you fine folks.

So pull up a chair and think of a number between 1 and 1,347,862…and your number is…the Jack of Clubs.

Lounge em’ if you got em’

617 thoughts on “The Lounge where we’re up on the roof.

  1. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:04 pm

    It’s muggy/foggy

    But seriously, folks...
  2. Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 3:05 pm

    What up, B?

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 3:08 pm || Up

      My blood pressure…I guess I need to stop freebasing salt.

      But seriously, folks...
  3. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:12 pm

    ***BREAKING NEWS***

    The First Amendment says nothing about a person’s right to have a realty show about ducks on A&E.

    But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:13 pm

    My posts in this lounge make more sense if you read them in the voice of Rob Reiner.

    But seriously, folks...
  5. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:30 pm

    So, have you been naughty or nice this year? A rather rotund man in a red suit has all the dirt so be honest.

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  6. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:35 pm

    Dear NSA,

    If you’re reading this I can totally explain my Edward Snowden/Bridget the Midget fanfic site.

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  7. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:37 pm

    We’re under a ice storm warning so if I stop posting suddenly I’m likely dead.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 3:39 pm || Up

      Or at a key party.

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 3:47 pm || Up

        Oh…an Ang Lee film related post. I’m in if I get a shot at Kevin Kline.

        But seriously, folks...
  8. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 3:40 pm

    I missed you.

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 3:48 pm || Up

      How did your eye surgery go?

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      • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 3:55 pm || Up

        Okay. Just had my one week follow up. Doc says I could still use glasses. We’ll see what my one month and three month appointments say before I do another surgery.

        • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:00 pm || Up

          I don’t know much about that type of surgery…I guess I was under the impression that once was enough to get the desired result. I hope it all works out for you.

          But seriously, folks...
  9. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:46 pm

    So tonight’s lounge goes something like this…

    Whoever writes the best post wins a Cadillac El Dorado, second place gets a set of steak knives, third place…you’re fired.

    But seriously, folks...
  10. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:51 pm

    What’s your favorite movie of 2013?

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    • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:01 pm || Up

      Gravity was my favorite movie this year. It was such a unique experience.

      But seriously, folks...
    • batgirl Dec 20,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      I don’t know if it’s from 2013, but I saw it in 2013: The Intouchables

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:04 pm || Up

        Is that the French movie?

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        • batgirl Dec 20,2013 4:05 pm || Up

          Exactly!

          • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:08 pm || Up

            I’ve heard good things but I haven’t seen it yet…I’ll try to get to it when I can.

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            • batgirl Dec 20,2013 4:22 pm || Up

              I have yet to talk to someone who saw it and didn’t really like it.

              • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:24 pm || Up

                Well, I’ll definitely make sure to watch it then.

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              • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:25 pm || Up

                Yay, it’s on Netflix! I might just try to watch this tonight.

                • batgirl Dec 20,2013 4:41 pm || Up

                  See what you think! It sort of kept hovering in my queue because I was never “in the mood for subtitles.” But one night I decided to give it a try and was so pleased that I did. It’s funny and heartwarming and interesting.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:44 pm || Up

                  Watching a movie with subtitles is such a drag. I can’t even play with my phone while I’m watching!

                • Bed Dec 21,2013 1:48 pm || Up

                  Foreign Movies: The RuPaul of films

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                • Glorious Mundy Dec 28,2013 10:03 pm || Up

                  Watched it. Lived it.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 28,2013 10:05 pm || Up

                  d*loved it. Stupid phone.

                • batgirl Dec 30,2013 4:40 pm || Up

                  I’m so glad! Good thing you corrected that–I was confused/intrigued.

    • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 4:13 pm || Up

      1. Thor 2
      2. Iron Man 3
      3. The Heat
      4. World War Z
      5. Kick-Ass 2

      I should mention those were almost the entire list of movies I actually saw in 2013. Of the 6 movies I saw this year, 3 I saw when I was in SF.

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:15 pm || Up

        I saw one of those. Iron Man 3 I liked it more than part two but not as much as the first film.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:32 pm || Up

      Apocalypse Now.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:31 pm || Up

        Ah…so how’s 1979 treating you?

        But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 21,2013 11:07 am || Up

      Upstream Color. Nothing else I’ve seen this year comes close. It positively hums with this beautiful emotionally vivid energy. No other way to describe it, and believe me, I couldn’t if I tried.

      Also really good: 12 Years a Slave, Gravity, Before Midnight, Wadjda. Haven’t seen most of the big December movies yet.

      • Bed Dec 21,2013 11:11 am || Up

        There are a lot of interesting looking movies coming out this month. I’ll probably have to wait until they hit On Demand but I’m looking forward to seeing them. I’ve never heard of Upstream Color but I’ll look it up.

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        • danmerqury Dec 21,2013 11:18 am || Up

          If you ever saw or heard of Primer, that time-travel movie eight or nine years back, Upstream Color is done by the same guy. I thought Primer was fine, but it left me a little cold. The whole conceit of the movie was the plot twisting in PhD-level knots because of the time travel, which is fine, but unraveling it is basically all there is to enjoy in it.

          This one has a completely different feel. Sure, there’s also a bizarre plot device that makes perfect sense in the writer’s head and probably no one else, but there’s so much else to love about it.

          Definitely looking forward to Her as well. Not going to come out for a while here, unfortunately.

          • Bed Dec 21,2013 11:25 am || Up

            I saw Primer…I liked it at the time but I haven’t seen it again so I don’t know if it holds up.

            I want to see Her, The Wolf of Wall Street, American Hustle, Lone Survivor and Anchorman 2…which I’m seeing tonight.

            But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 21,2013 1:42 pm || Up

              I’ll also add Nebraska (hopefully tomorrow) and Inside Llewyn Davis to that list.

              • Bed Dec 21,2013 1:46 pm || Up

                I’ll see those when they come out on DVD…they aren’t the kind of movies I’d go to the theater to see.

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              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2013 2:07 pm || Up

                Last night I watched “Inside: Inside Llewyn Davis” on Showtime, a documentary about the making of the music used in the film, and it was awesome.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. Bed Dec 20,2013 3:52 pm

    What’s your least favorite movie of 2013?

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    • Soaker Dec 20,2013 3:53 pm || Up

      Verlander 2: The Near No-Hitter

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Dec 20,2013 8:56 pm || Up

        Agreed. I fucking knew it was coming too.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      The Hangover III was my least favorite movie of the year…it was almost aggressively unfunny.

      I liked the first one, I don’t remember much about the second one but I hated this one.

      But seriously, folks...
  12. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:03 pm

    What’s your favorite book of 2013?

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    • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:11 pm || Up

      This Town by Mark Leibovich was my favorite book of 2013…it’s a look at current Washington DC culture. It made me laugh, it made me angry, but most of all it made me keep turning the pages of the book.

      But seriously, folks...
  13. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:07 pm

    Your Arkansas Baby Update…

    Apparently the baby is mine because he seems to hate cold weather almost as much as I do as he refuses to come out. Miss Hawaii is doing fine but she’s ready to get the show on the road and to never allow me to get her pregnant again.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:13 pm || Up

      Someone’s getting a vasectomy for Christmas.

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:14 pm || Up

        Tis the season to snip, snip.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 20,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      11 lbs., 4 ounces and starting left guard for the 2036 Raiders.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:19 pm || Up

        I’m sure Reggie McKenzie will have the Raiders turned around by then.

        But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 5:42 pm || Up

        Is he prairie dogging it yet?

        • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:18 pm || Up

          Sorry, but your technical medical lingo goes over my head.

          But seriously, folks...
  14. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:12 pm

    What’s your favorite TV show of 2013?

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    • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:12 pm || Up

      Easy peasy for me…Breaking Bad. The last few episodes were some of the best television I’ve ever seen.

      But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:13 pm || Up

      The Americans or Orange is the New Black

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:18 pm || Up

        I want to catch up on both of those.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:31 pm || Up

          Also, Veep. I think you would really like that one.

    • danmerqury Dec 21,2013 11:08 am || Up

      Yup, Breaking Bad. But Enlightened was so, so good. A close second.

  15. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:17 pm

    My Top 5 TV Shows of 2013

    1. Breaking Bad
    2. Justified
    3. Mad Men
    4. Person of Interest
    5. Parts Unknown with Anthony Bourdain

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:32 pm || Up

      Was Mad Men even on during 2013? Feels like it’s been between seasons for like 18 months.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 20,2013 6:34 pm || Up

        The season finale was in June.

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    • nevermoor Dec 20,2013 9:00 pm || Up

      Breaking Bad
      Orange Is the New Black
      Game of Thrones
      Justified
      Mad Men
      Walking Dead

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:20 pm

    Your favorite album of 2013?

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    • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 4:38 pm || Up

      Arctic Monkeys – AM

      • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 4:47 pm || Up

        Only because I only stole 2 albums this year.

        Wait. I forgot Haim.

        • Bed Dec 20,2013 4:50 pm || Up

          I think we’ve all forgotten Corey Haim.

          But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 21,2013 11:12 am || Up

      Deafheaven – Sunbather. They managed to fuse together equal parts black metal and My Bloody Valentine-esque shoegaze, and make it sound perfectly in-sync and natural. It’s a monster.

    • colin Dec 21,2013 12:26 pm || Up

      Marnie Stern – The Chronicles of Marnia
      Iceage – You’re Nothing
      Veronica Falls – Waiting for Something to Happen
      No Age – An Object
      Daft Punk – Random Access Memories

      I think that’s probably my top 5. It was a slow year for record/cd purchases.

  17. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:44 pm

    Your favorite sports moment of 2013?

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    • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 4:49 pm || Up

      Getting to go back to Oakland… sitting in the front row… being on the field again. Meeting some pretty awesome FKers.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:51 pm || Up

      Being with my son at Game 2 of the ALDS.

      • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:12 pm || Up

        Sweet answer.

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        • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 9:19 pm || Up

          if I say sons will it be sweeter?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Dec 21,2013 11:14 am || Up

            No, that would be too sweet Ed…you can only take one.

            But seriously, folks...
  18. Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2013 4:49 pm

    Your favorite Bed lounge post of 2013?

    • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 4:53 pm || Up

      That’s like trying to pick my favorite star.

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:12 pm || Up

      I feel like I did some of my best posts this year when I was in Hawaii.

      But seriously, folks...
  19. Bed Dec 20,2013 4:59 pm

    Fine…I have a John Quincy Adams poster up in my garage…Don’t you dare judge my love of bald Presidents whose dad was one of the Founding Fathers.

    But seriously, folks...
  20. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 5:00 pm

    Dinner: ham steaks, asparagus, hominy. I tried wrapping some of the asparagus in prosciutto. There was a lot of salt in the meal but it was good.

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:08 pm || Up

      A dinner both hammy and hominy.

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      • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 5:09 pm || Up

        We like all the weird veggies.

        • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:13 pm || Up

          I don’t eat weird veggies…I’m a Republican.

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        • AV Dec 20,2013 5:40 pm || Up

          ham’s definitely one of the weirder ones.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 5:41 pm || Up

            Ham, the other white vegetable!

            • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:44 pm || Up

              He’s my favorite honky.

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              • andeux Dec 20,2013 7:16 pm || Up

                King Tut is going to file a grievance.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:17 pm || Up

                  It’s cool…me and the Tut go way back. He’s my favorite honky and I’m his favorite donkey.

                  But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:34 pm || Up

      Oh for paradise the Southland is my nominee
      Just give me a ham hock and a grit of hominy

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Dec 20,2013 9:02 pm || Up

      Ahi Tuna (blackened with fried peppercorns)
      Riced cauliflower
      Sweet Potatoes
      Pinot

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • AV Dec 21,2013 9:45 am || Up

        don’t leave us hangin like that… blanc, noir, or grigio?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Dec 21,2013 12:41 pm || Up

          Noir! Naturally.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  21. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:00 pm

    Happy birthday everybody.

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    • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 9:21 pm || Up

      thanks. but its not till march

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:06 pm

    J-Lo on the Down-Low Part VII: Houston, Our Only Problem is We’re in Love

    J-Lo goes on a journey of self discovery training with an all female NASA space shuttle crew in 1980’s Houston.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:14 pm

    ***THIS JUST IN***

    This lounge has been groove approved.

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  24. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:21 pm

    97. Nine letter word across…The name of the member of Parliament that Duran Duran were singing about in the song Rio.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 20,2013 5:42 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:34 pm || Up

        AV wins the lounge.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Dec 21,2013 9:45 am || Up

          woooohooooo!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:26 pm

    My hobbies include golf, collecting pictures of Billy Dee Williams and looking in the mirror and saying…”would I do me? I’d do me so hard.”

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 20,2013 5:27 pm || Up

      And yes I cleaned the last part of that Silence of the Lambs quote up a bit…I’m 40, I need to be more responsible now.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:36 pm || Up

      I had a conversation about Billy “White Shoes” Johnson yesterday, followed by a touchdown dance imitation contest. With my boss in the food line of the office holiday party.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 6:37 pm || Up

        Shortly thereafter the conversation turned to Lew Wolff and totally killed the mood.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 9:42 pm || Up

      it works every time

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Bed Dec 20,2013 5:30 pm

    …things overheard on a Bill Simmons podcast.

    NBA, Boston, Real World, NBA, Bird, Las Vegas, NBA, My buddy Jack-O, NBA, Cousin Sal, NBA,NBA,NBA,NBA,NBA,NBA, League of Dorks, NBA.

    But seriously, folks...
  27. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:01 pm

    Funyuns really aren’t as much fun as I thought they’d be.

    But seriously, folks...
  28. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:15 pm

    Our long national nightmare is over…Daric Barton signs a deal to avoid arbitration.

    But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:17 pm

    Hooker? I barely paid her and had sex with her.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 6:23 pm

    I want cherry pie.

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 6:27 pm || Up

      I want to pop my cherry.

      But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 21,2013 9:54 am || Up

      “oooh so good.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:26 pm

    Coming up next on CNN…Mel Gibson tells Wolf Blitzer how he celebrated Hanukkah this year.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 20,2013 6:45 pm || Up

      Speaking of Wolf Blitzer…Green Beans may be green but by golly they aren’t beans.

      But seriously, folks...
  32. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:32 pm

    I love BA…Baracus…We Love Him!

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 20,2013 6:33 pm || Up

      Geeze Bed…you’re getting kinda weird a little early tonight…what’s the deal?

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Dec 20,2013 6:36 pm || Up

        It’s the Dutch…they’re driving me crazy.

        But seriously, folks...
  33. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:47 pm

    No truth to the rumor that every NFL expert on ESPN has to say National Football League every 15 seconds when they’re on the air.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      …things heard on ESPN

      Dennis Allen is a National Football League coach who coaches National Football League players on how to play National Football League football in the National Football League.

      But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Dec 20,2013 6:54 pm

    I’m very excited to announce a film Oz and I made this summer will be coming out in March. It’s called Brokebed Mountain It’s about Oz as he goes on a journey of self discovery with a dead sexy trail guide during the 1970’s in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 7:09 pm || Up

      So that’s the real story behind the name of the band Ozark Mountain Daredevils. It fits.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:15 pm

    The only good news about this possible ice storm is it might knock out my DirecTV so I can’t watch the Raider game on Sunday.

    But seriously, folks...
  36. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:16 pm

    TUBA SOLO!

    But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:22 pm

    I want you to close your eyes…now imagine Ron Jaworski in a peach colored speedo and only in a peach colored speedo.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 7:30 pm || Up

      And then Rod Martin picking it off.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:31 pm || Up

        Heh…heh…heh…you said Rod.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 7:34 pm || Up

          He lit the Al Davis torch before last week’s game. Things kind of got ugly after that.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 20,2013 7:36 pm || Up

            Just a bit…but hey anytime you can give up 56 points to an Alex Smith quarterbacked team you have to do it.

            But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:23 pm

    I’m leaving my wife to her own devices tomorrow as I go with some friends to see Anchorman 2…my hope is that it’s half funny, half crazy and half weird.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 20,2013 9:04 pm || Up

      I’m leaving my wife to her own devices tomorrow as I go with some friends to see Anchorman 2…my hope is that it’s half funny, half crazy and half weird.

      Do we need to talk?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Dec 21,2013 1:45 pm || Up

        We do need to talk…nevermoor…I’m your father.

        But seriously, folks...
  39. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:25 pm

    I’m not cool enough to read the USA TODAY.

    But seriously, folks...
  40. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:29 pm

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure rain is on the way…my third nipple is starting to itch.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:34 pm

    Where are the posts about Bruce Babbitt?

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2013 7:38 pm || Up

      Much like the posts about Lorena Bobbitt, they got cut short.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:41 pm

    If I had a cooler girlfriend in high school I don’t think I’d be having as many problems with my right shoulder these days.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 9:55 pm || Up

      I was at a bar today with a bunch of 2nd grade parents. Kids were there too (it was a restaurant). i mentioned my elbow hurt. One of the moms then asked me if I was right handed.

      Totally rude.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 10:16 pm || Up

        Dude. Your elbow STILL hurts?

        • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 10:26 pm || Up

          only since 1986

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Jennifer Dec 20,2013 10:36 pm || Up

            Is this the same elbow we talked about while stuck in traffic by the Apple sign? I think there was a jail nearby. :-)

            • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 10:39 pm || Up

              it is. It bothers me periodically. Enough to mention to people, but not enough to make a doctors appointment.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Dec 20,2013 10:40 pm || Up

                the mom was implying that I masturbate too much. I asked her if she had met my friend dmoas

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:44 pm

    A Superbowl is, I guess, a bowl with super powers. The Super Bowl is a football game.

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  44. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 7:49 pm

    AMC is showing Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead from start to finish starting 12/27. You might wannt to start DVT prophylaxis. Anyone want to come snuggle with me and watch it?

  45. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:50 pm

    You can either kiss my grits or eat my dust but by god you will do one or the other.

    But seriously, folks...
  46. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 7:54 pm

    We give our ER doctors gifts. We’re a different bunch. The new NP cried when she got her gift. She couldn’t believe how many people gave money.

    • Bed Dec 20,2013 8:02 pm || Up

      For our holiday party I plan to dress up as 1980’s era Madonna and sing “Holiday”…then I’m going to get beat up by Sean Penn.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Soaker Dec 20,2013 8:23 pm || Up

        In the supermarket today I suddenly noticed the Muzak was playing “Borderline”. NOT CHRISTMAS MUSIC. WTF?

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  47. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:56 pm

    Well, Hall & Oates finally made the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame so I guess I can end my hunger strike now.

    But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Dec 20,2013 7:58 pm

    …and we’re holding…holding…holding…okay, you can move…no, not yet…we’re holding…we’re holding…holding…okay, now you can go.

    But seriously, folks...
  49. Bed Dec 20,2013 8:00 pm

    As far as my time on Free Kraut here in 2013 I’d like to say you’re welcome for that one lounge where I wasn’t sexist, racist, ageist or Dutchist.

    But seriously, folks...
  50. Bed Dec 20,2013 8:08 pm

    And now a word from our sponsors.

    But seriously, folks...
  51. Jennifer Dec 20,2013 9:20 pm

    Sometimes I wonder what someone’s reaction would be if they ever looked through my phone. I have some weird photos. Innie penises. Horrible ER injuries I’ve discovered on the web. My friends’ kids. Turkey man.

  52. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:17 am

    Sure, Yan can cook but can he love?

    But seriously, folks...
  53. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:25 am

    There’s nothing like a thunder and lightning ice storm to wake up my dog, who then woke my daughter, who decided to wake me up…sometimes I miss being a bachelor.

    But seriously, folks...
  54. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:28 am

    Anytime I see a bean bag I think to myself…I’m too old for this sit.

    But seriously, folks...
  55. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:37 am

    Who wins in a fight between Sarah Jessica Parker and Sarah Michelle Gellar?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 21,2013 8:01 am || Up

      you know buffy wins, right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 21,2013 10:34 am || Up

        I don’t know anything…I think I’ve proven this point.

        But seriously, folks...
  56. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:39 am

    My shoulder hurts, my foot hurts, I’m tired, my dog has lost his shit, I’m posting to myself on an A’s related blog…Damn, it’s good to be a Bedster.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. Bed Dec 21,2013 12:42 am

    …and so ends this brief interlude as we look into the glamorous life of a man named Bed.

    But seriously, folks...
  58. Jennifer Dec 21,2013 12:54 am

    I’m still up. The sudden temperature drop has my knee screaming. Plus I wore sexy, but uncomfortable shoes today.

    • MikeV Dec 21,2013 1:03 am || Up

      me too.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Jennifer Dec 21,2013 1:05 am || Up

        Sexy shoes? Meow!

        Hi!

        • MikeV Dec 21,2013 1:08 am || Up

          Duh.

          Hi.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Jennifer Dec 21,2013 1:12 am || Up

            I need to go beer tasting with you. I want to like beer but can’t find anything that doesn’t taste bitter.

            • MikeV Dec 21,2013 1:36 am || Up

              all the beers I like taste bitter.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • Soaker Dec 21,2013 9:12 am || Up

              Boulevard is a regional brewer along the lines of Anchor Brewing in the Bay Area, but aside from them there’s noticeably little microbrewing activity in the middle of the country. I’m afraid the Midwestern beer palate is still controlled by the death grip of the King of Beers.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Jennifer Dec 21,2013 9:23 am || Up

                Boulevard has amazing Pale Ale and Wheat brats.

              • andeux Dec 21,2013 9:30 am || Up

                I don’t know about KC, but there are a number of good microbreweries in the upper midwest – I’ve had beer from Three Floyds (IN), Two Brothers (IL), Goose Island (IL), Bell’s (MI), Founders (MI) Summit (MN). And of course Colorado isn’t that far away either.

                TINSTAAFK
                • colin Dec 21,2013 12:33 pm || Up

                  Yeah, upper midwest is awesome. Add Great Lakes Brewing Co (OH) and Surly (MN) to your list.

                • nevermoor Dec 21,2013 12:43 pm || Up

                  Bell’s is up there with Allagash as one of my absolute favorite shops.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • colin Dec 21,2013 1:04 pm || Up

                  Were you around for those bleak few years when Bell’s got in a dispute with Miller or something and couldn’t get distribution in Chicago?

                • nevermoor Dec 21,2013 1:12 pm || Up

                  Nope. That would have been awful.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • colin Dec 21,2013 1:17 pm || Up

                  Somehow I survived, but I don’t like to talk about it.

              • Bed Dec 21,2013 10:33 am || Up

                All you people talk about is booze…it’s almost as bad as my AA meetings.

                But seriously, folks...
          • Jennifer Dec 21,2013 1:16 am || Up

            I bet your ass looked hawt.

            • MikeV Dec 21,2013 1:53 am || Up

              Eh.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

  59. Bed Dec 21,2013 6:03 am

    Where are the posts about Justine Bateman?

    But seriously, folks...
  60. Bed Dec 21,2013 10:46 am

    Favorite beer of 2013?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 21,2013 10:48 am || Up

      I’ll go Mug. A&W is too sweet, Dr. Brown’s is too hard to find and Barq’s is a little too bitter.

      But seriously, folks...
  61. Bed Dec 21,2013 10:55 am

    The last few times I’ve been here I haven’t seen Oz around. A lounge without him is like eating a hot dog without mustard, you can still choke it down, but it’s not nearly as good.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Jennifer Dec 21,2013 1:05 pm || Up

      He’s in Dubai.

      • Bed Dec 21,2013 1:24 pm || Up

        Hmm…you could have given me a 1,000 guesses and I wouldn’t have come up with Dubai as to where he was…I hear it’s a dry heat.

        But seriously, folks...
  62. Bed Dec 21,2013 11:00 am

    We watched Red 2 this morning…I have no memory of the first movie, so some of the plot was lost on me, but a lot of stuff blew up.

    But seriously, folks...
  63. Bed Dec 21,2013 11:22 am

    My bottom 5 Movies of 2013

    1. The Hangover III
    2. A Good Day to Die Hard
    3. Man of Steel
    4. (Insert most recent Ryan Reynolds movie here)
    5. Star Trek Into Blowing Shit Up

    But seriously, folks...
  64. Bed Dec 21,2013 11:28 am

    It’s hard to do a list of least favorite TV shows because I don’t tend to hate watch stuff. I will say I gave up on both The Newsroom (I hate every character on that show) and Dexter (Should have ended about 5 years ago) Even though I watched Dexter for years after the first 5 episodes of the last season I just didn’t give a damn anymore how it ended.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 21,2013 12:07 pm || Up

      I stayed with Dexter one season too long (the John Lithgow one), and now wish I could unsee it and be done.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  65. Bed Dec 21,2013 11:30 am

    I’m not cool enough to eat Wonder Bread.

    But seriously, folks...
  66. Jennifer Dec 21,2013 1:10 pm

    I’m on a roll with IVs today.

    • Bed Dec 21,2013 1:25 pm || Up

      She’s rolling in the IV’s.

      But seriously, folks...
  67. Bed Dec 21,2013 1:26 pm

    Very excited to announce I’ve bought the Jacksonville Jaguars for $37.67 and a book of Wendy’s coupons. My plan is Matt Millen at GM and Mike Singletary as the head coach. I smell greatness.

    But seriously, folks...
  68. Bed Dec 21,2013 1:28 pm

    Two more Raider games to go…which means I have two more chances to yell curse words at Matt McGloin for the year.

    But seriously, folks...
  69. oblique Dec 21,2013 3:02 pm

    When this old world starts getting me down
    And people are just too much for me to face

    • Soaker Dec 21,2013 7:38 pm || Up

      Lose your load, leave your mind behind, Baby James.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 4:54 am || Up

        Losing my load is what got me into this trouble.

        But seriously, folks...
  70. Bed Dec 22,2013 4:54 am

    If you take the fourth word from every fourth post I’ve made in the last four months and put them together…all will be revealed.

    But seriously, folks...
  71. Bed Dec 22,2013 4:56 am

    I’m really looking forward to the part of today’s Raider game where we’re in the middle of a drive and we switch quarterbacks on 2nd down for no apparent reason.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 22,2013 10:03 am || Up

      DirecTV gave me Sunday Ticket for free this year when I kept my account when I moved. I’ve rarely watched a game on those channels, but since Raiders-Chargers is the only game on the regular Reno stations this afternoon, I’m glad I’m not limited to that clunker.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 10:33 am || Up

        Most of the rest of the country gets New England-Baltimore in that slot. That game might be slightly more interesting.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Dec 22,2013 12:06 pm || Up

        Me too. I like watching the red zone channel, but can only do so either after watching the Niners game or before kickoff. If the Niners play the morning game, and I DVR/don’t watch, it kills the benefit.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  72. Bed Dec 22,2013 5:03 am

    Where are the posts about Packard Bell computers?

    But seriously, folks...
  73. Bed Dec 22,2013 5:06 am

    I can’t wait to get into the mosh pit at the Sarah McLachlan concert tonight.

    But seriously, folks...
  74. Bed Dec 22,2013 5:07 am

    If you wear a three button polo shirt you’re really asking for all the trouble that’s likely to come your way.

    But seriously, folks...
  75. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 10:34 am

    Michael Morse is making a strong bid to woo Bed over to the Giants: his walk up music will be A-ha’s Take On Me.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 10:52 am || Up

      Is there a rule that prevents people from using rock songs of teh last 10 years?*

      *non christian/R&B/HIPHOP division

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 10:56 am || Up

        Have there been any rock songs in the last 10 years?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 11:45 am || Up

          i see your point

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin Dec 22,2013 12:09 pm || Up

          Good walkup music:

            • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 1:33 pm || Up

              indeed

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • colin Dec 22,2013 5:11 pm || Up

              Fuck, that album is more than 10 years old already. I guess FSU is right.

              • brian.only Dec 22,2013 5:56 pm || Up

                And they’ve been around for 13-15 yrs probably…

                The first show I booked at a warehouse in North Oakland was Orchid and Red Scare.
                Orchid was super nice, shared the dinner they had cooked, and wondered if a new that had been recently touring with them could maybe play the show too.
                They said there was no set (up) time and all they needed was an outlet somewhere and no soundcheck.
                I was a bit worried because the show was already running late, but gave them a go because they said their set was only 10 minutes and they’ll start at the last beat of Orchids set.
                By then i was pretty curious and became even more psyched when I saw the rag-tag collections of amps they were dragging in.

                The band was named Lightning Bolt, which I remember thinking was kinda corny.

                They were both junky/ stick fucking thin, really quirky, and reeked of tiger-balm, but they smiled and gave me their record, and their names were both Brian which made it pretty easy to remember, felt like the right choice!

                By the end of Orchids set I could see the drummer slowly develop this big shit-eating grin, he kept raising his sticks higher and higher.
                Instantaneously at the last beat I felt the air pressure from the first blast, a 300- 400W bass chord from the amp tower behind me, which had somehow oddly grown 6 ft since the last time I had looked!

                The entire crowd of 75-100 people turned around as one, eerie and robotic.
                Everyone had this glazed yet elated look about them, like they just crapped their pants, but they were in too good a mood to care.

                They absolutely destroyed it, utter annihilation.
                I’ll always remember that night quite fondly.

                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 5:59 pm || Up

                  Ugh, sorry for the english abuse, proofread brian, proofread…

                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 6:17 pm || Up

                  there was a band from austin in the late 90s that tried really hard not to be know as the band with fire. they would put fire pots on the stage with them and light them off during the show.

                  It was totally dangerous and they likely put my life in more danger that I thought, but damn it was cool.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 6:27 pm || Up

                  There was band like that called Crash Worship that may have lived in Austin for a bit, some of the dudes still live in Oakland and do a marching band now.
                  They actually did burn a place down in Chicago in 95′ I think.

                • AV Dec 22,2013 9:23 pm || Up

                  saw them twice. once we drove to phoenix on NYE to this rave in an, iirc, old ice warehouse. this part is only significant because at some moment i was clawing at the walls and they were crumbling under my touch and it was like this symbol of moral decay everywhere and also how the walls would probably be unable to hold the roof up so it’d probably crush us if we weren’t careful but mostly decay, moral yet physically manifest somehow… and then someone said, dude, the walls are covered in cork and this acid is amazing.

                  but anyway, yeah, fire. loud electronic percussions. more fire. tempera paint. boobies and bedanglers. more fire. loud electronic percussions. tribal future primitive shit.

                  when the set was over we were stranded in that room surrounded by art pieces of life size torture devices because the music in the rave just sounded like cars going by real fast at a race course and that seemed scary somehow.

                  didn’t know they were in oakland.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 9:32 pm || Up

                  hmmm, this was more of a band.

                  Lemme think for a while

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Dec 22,2013 9:41 pm || Up

                  CW was a band. lots of members. 3 drummers and guitar, keyboard, singer, maybe one of those gigantic swiss alp horns but electronic?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 9:43 pm || Up

                  Kiss Offs

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 9:45 pm || Up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 9:47 pm || Up

                  here

                  no video! yay

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Dec 22,2013 9:49 pm || Up

                  trouser press like them. that’s something.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 11:24 pm || Up

                  Not really, but i was at a couple shows where they had a drum machine, an 808, was very booty.

                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 11:23 pm || Up

                  Short answer, Yep, you were there.

                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 11:28 pm || Up

                  The new incarnation is Extra Action Marching Band.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 7:52 am || Up

                  Whoa. Back in the old days at AN there was a guy whose username was eamb, which represented the Extra Action Marching Band. He was a cool guy, one of the sort of interesting/oddball cool people that made AN awesome back in that era. But what I remember most about him was that one day he announced he’d be leaving the site soon, because he was sentenced to a stretch (18 mo?) in federal prison for drug distribution (ecstasy?). Never heard back from him, hope he came out of it OK.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 8:29 am || Up

                  I think about that every once in a while. I do wonder. that was a good 5 years ago, yeah?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 9:33 am || Up

                  6-7 years ago, at least.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux Dec 23,2013 9:57 am || Up

                  Oh right, I knew I recognized the name from somewhere.
                  Exactly 7 years.
                  He returned briefly in 2008

                  TINSTAAFK
                • doctorK Dec 23,2013 12:30 pm || Up

                  Some things don’t change. There was this great discussion between LowcountryJoe, Cutthemullet, and alox, then N*** had to butt in with something stupid.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 12:38 pm || Up
                • AV Dec 23,2013 9:50 am || Up

                  oh. that makes sense.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Feb 17,2014 11:44 am || Up

                  oh shit. just remembered where i saw them the second time. tipitina’s (!!!) on halloween (!!!) in 1993 (???). they led a procession out of the building and played for about half an hour on the street. i only partly remember — half blind because someone had opened up their rave necklace and all the fluorescent goo had gone into my eyes, and the other half blind drunk anyway, so… yeah!

                  only thought of it now because tomorrow we’re…

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Dec 22,2013 9:31 pm || Up

                  oh, and they were from san diego. i think they had some weird compound in the desert.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 11:28 pm || Up

                  Escondido to be exact.

                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 6:13 pm || Up

                  cool.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 6:21 pm || Up

                  I really really miss that place, just checked the interwebs for videos and found this insane show to give a flavor of the feeling those days.

                  We were done in by a condo that sprouted behind us sadly, noise complaints…
                  Had a great 8 yr/ show a week run though and made several lasting friendships!

                • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 6:55 pm || Up

                  awesome.

                  I love treasures like that video. I like that there is very little photographic or video evidence of that persiod. it makes it super cool when a picture of video crops up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:10 pm || Up

                  I was super, no, ridiculously happy to find it.
                  There was this dude Lars that took rock photos luckily, aside from flyers and minidisc recordings, that’s all I have aside from memory.
                  If Nobody in particular ever finds the minidisc player I lent him, I could listen to em’!
                  I was too broke and distracted to really get a good document.
                  It was a fierce amount of work to keep that place afloat, we only took $25 from the door a show, and the ‘roommate attrition’ rate was quite high.

                • Englishmajor Dec 22,2013 8:54 pm || Up

                  That whole post is hella taglineish, but especially

                  Everyone had this glazed yet elated look about them, like they just crapped their pants, but they were in too good a mood to care.

                • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:56 pm || Up

                  In my time here at FK I have yet to figure out what is and isn’t tagline worthy. It’s like algebra…it may just be over my head.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:45 am || Up

                  That’s why I stay out of it.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Dec 22,2013 9:28 pm || Up

                  at new parish they kept blowing out the house fuse. couldn’t string two songs together without a blackout.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  76. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 12:49 pm

    Hard to imagine the Chiefs beating anyone at all in the playoffs.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Dec 22,2013 1:09 pm || Up

      2-4 since this comment.

      TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:46 am || Up

      All part of the Alex Smith experience. Him plus a good defense means you’ll strangle a lot of the teams in the league. But the teams that are better than you are going to win 95% of the time since his performance doesn’t really have a lot of upward variance.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  77. andeux Dec 22,2013 1:09 pm

    Also, suck it, Miami.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 1:40 pm || Up

      Another fraud of a team. I’m coming to the conclusion that there are actually no teams capable of winning the Super Bowl this year, and the title will be vacated.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Dec 22,2013 1:58 pm || Up

        Denver. Sorry.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 2:55 pm || Up

          Never heard of them. There is no such city. You made that up.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Dec 22,2013 4:43 pm || Up

          I’d love to think you’re right, but our defense is terrible. Though when Manning can put up 35 without breaking a sweat we may be able to overcome it.

          • MikeV Dec 22,2013 4:57 pm || Up

            There are some ridiculous defenses in the NFC though.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:48 am || Up

              I think the Seahawks end up winning it b/c home-field gets them there and they’re just better than AFC teams (though their loss yesterday gives us a dreamer’s chance of the #1 seed, which would change everything).

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • MikeV Dec 23,2013 10:57 am || Up

                I really hope it shakes down that Carolina goes to Seattle in the playoffs. Pretty sure the Panthers can beat them.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

          • batgirl Dec 23,2013 1:52 pm || Up

            aaaaaand now Von Miller has torn his ACL. crap.

  78. andeux Dec 22,2013 4:31 pm

    That’s so Raiders.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 5:50 pm || Up

      What 2014 Raiders games have lacked in skilled professional football play, they’ve made up for in excruciating tedium.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 6:31 pm || Up

        I’m thankful there’s only one more game. The second half of the season has been tough to watch.

        But seriously, folks...
  79. Bed Dec 22,2013 6:31 pm

    It probably didn’t effect the outcome but today’s Raiders game was very poorly officiated.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 7:07 pm || Up

      Really bad. Very much from the old “when in doubt, screw the Raiders” school of officiating. But probably the Raiders lose today even if it’s called fairly.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:52 pm || Up

        It did bring back memories of CONSPIRACY THEORIES but yeah, we would have lost probably no matter what.

        But seriously, folks...
  80. Bed Dec 22,2013 6:33 pm

    As far as these Gruden back to the Raiders rumors I’m willing to give my soon to be here (we hope) son the name Jon or Gruden or Jon Gruden somewhere in his name if that will help bring Chuckie back to Oakland.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 22,2013 8:41 pm || Up

      Dennis Allen is surely gone, but Gruden has a nice gig right now and while I can see him getting back into coaching in a good situation, a team with no QB and a year-to-year stadium lease? Why step in that steaming pile? That’s a job for (yet another) young prospect or a Joe Bugel-type journeyman.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:51 pm || Up

        They’ll have a high draft pick, more cap space than any team in the NFL and Gruden would get huge money and total control of the team. I doubt it’ll happen but you never know. The not having a QB thing is an issue but the stadium lease isn’t going to matter at all to an incoming coach. It’s not like the team is going to be disbanded. They’ll either stay in Oakland or move back to LA.

        But seriously, folks...
        • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:52 am || Up

          How can they not have a QB? Weren’t you all SUPER EXCITED when they traded for Carson Palmer?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • doctorK Dec 23,2013 9:34 am || Up

            I’m still glad Palmer is gone. With him, maybe the Raiders go 6-10 this year instead of 4-12. My problem with the Raiders is that they thought Matt Flynn would be good, so they planned around him.

  81. Bed Dec 22,2013 6:34 pm

    Carson Palmer throws 4 picks and the Cardinals still beat the Seahawks in Seattle…If you told me that was going to happen today I wouldn’t have believed you.

    But seriously, folks...
  82. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:05 pm

    I think the only woman I ever truly understood was Ms. Pacman.

    But seriously, folks...
  83. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:06 pm

    Milk was a bad choice.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 7:08 pm || Up

      Unless you just won the Indy 500.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:46 pm || Up

        …and here comes Bed on the outside in his Ford Escape.

        But seriously, folks...
  84. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:08 pm

    Okay, close your eyes…now imagine Judge Wapner in an orange speedo and nothing but an orange speedo.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 22,2013 9:33 pm || Up

      i keep trying these. but i can never finish reading the instructions with my eyes closed.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 9:38 pm || Up

        gak. its so simple.

        1) close your eyes.
        Are they closed, good, now
        2) imagine judge wapner in an orange speedo

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:20 pm

    It was 1977 and I was staying at Dyan Cannon’s pad in Laurel Canyon. Glenn Frey had brought some really good coke he got from David Geffen’s boyfriend. I was out back looking into the light blue water of the pool thinking I didn’t miss my lost innocence all that much. Eric Clapton was cutting lines on a picnic table while Charo told a story about a donkey who knew too much. I walked over to the table and took a deep breath and the the air seemed filled with chance and wonder.

    But seriously, folks...
    • brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:27 pm || Up

      Heh ding!
      is that the night you gave Blondie a thumb hickey?

      • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:30 pm || Up

        It’s hard to remember…all I know is I woke up the next morning in a Mexican jail with a tattoo of Cher on my back.

        But seriously, folks...
        • brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:38 pm || Up

          Sounds like quite the road trip babe’.

          • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:44 pm || Up

            Only a Brian could have made it through.

            But seriously, folks...
  86. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:23 pm

    I here to tell you that the surfing scene in Arkansas isn’t nearly as good as you’ve heard.

    But seriously, folks...
  87. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:24 pm

    He who dealt it smelt it is as good a code to live by as any other.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 7:29 pm || Up

      Say what you want about the tenets of National Fartism, at least it’s an ethos.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Dec 22,2013 9:36 pm || Up

        too general. needs to be, he who sniffs twice at it and secretly enjoys it dealt it.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Dec 22,2013 8:37 pm || Up

      Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

  88. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:28 pm

    Anytime I walk into a place and see only hard metal chairs I think to myself…I’m too old for this sit.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:56 am || Up

      This is my favorite one of these in quite awhile.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  89. Jennifer Dec 22,2013 7:34 pm

    It hurts to move.

    • brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:39 pm || Up

      :(
      Heating pad, thorazine?

      • Jennifer Dec 22,2013 7:42 pm || Up

        Percocet, heating pad

        • whimsical witch Dec 22,2013 7:45 pm || Up

          yes please.

        • brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:45 pm || Up

          There ya go, I’m a poor practitioner, can’t swallow pills for the life of me…

          • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:53 pm || Up

            You don’t swallow? Sounds like my ex.

            But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Dec 22,2013 7:46 pm || Up

          I’m icing down my right shoulder. I feel old.

          But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 7:41 pm || Up

      Just let him do all the work.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  90. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:50 pm

    So for Christmas dinner…

    A. Ham
    B. Turkey
    C. Steaks
    D. Other

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 7:59 pm || Up

      I’m cooking steaks for the extended family. But if I had my choice it’d be ham.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Dec 22,2013 8:02 pm || Up

        Because I can’t reply to Bed:

        We’re having chili this year.

        • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:07 pm || Up

          Well, most people just won’t reply to me…not that I blame them,

          But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:06 pm || Up

        Our Christmas is going to be pretty small this year. I think it’s mostly going to involve my wife laying in bed telling me she wishes she was a lesbian. We need to get this kid out soon.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Jennifer Dec 22,2013 8:11 pm || Up

          You’re going to need ibuprofen and a coat hanger.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 8:14 pm || Up

            Turkey baster.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:24 pm || Up

            Oh Jennifer…you’re amazing.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Jennifer Dec 22,2013 11:18 pm || Up

              Awww, thanks. I usually only hear that when I’m naked.

              • MikeV Dec 23,2013 8:41 am || Up

                pics or…

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • Jennifer Dec 23,2013 12:59 pm || Up

                  My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Mikie.

                • MikeV Dec 24,2013 12:05 am || Up

                  pics or…

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

    • andeux Dec 22,2013 8:09 pm || Up

      Rib roast.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:25 pm || Up

        I’ve always said Rib deserves to be teased by Andrew “Dice” Clay.

        But seriously, folks...
      • AV Dec 22,2013 9:37 pm || Up

        yup. yorkshire pudding too?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Dec 22,2013 11:10 pm || Up

          Oh yeah.

          TINSTAAFK
          • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:58 am || Up

            RTFT. And, as always, Andy is a man who has it all figured out.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • andeux Dec 23,2013 10:09 am || Up

              All credit for this one goes to my better half.

              TINSTAAFK
          • AV Dec 23,2013 10:00 am || Up

            it’ll be our first try.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Dec 23,2013 1:06 pm || Up

            be advised. magnani’s does not have prime rib, they have standing rib. plenty of it though.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • andeux Dec 23,2013 1:13 pm || Up

              We are doing Local Butcher this year.
              The whole “prime” thing is a little confusing, because normally it refers to a grading (Prime/Choice/Select), but prime rib is a name for a cut, and my understanding is that most prime rib (even at fancy places) is not actually Prime grade.

              TINSTAAFK
              • DFA Dec 23,2013 7:40 pm || Up

                Love local butcher. great people

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 1:15 pm || Up

              I thought that “standing rib roast” was the butcher’s term for the cut that ends up being “prime rib” on menus.

              • AV Dec 23,2013 1:20 pm || Up

                *magnani’s does not have the standing rib roast that is graded prime.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Dec 23,2013 1:22 pm || Up

                  *i can’t even figure out if it’s pronounced knee-man or nigh-man.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • batgirl Dec 23,2013 11:50 am || Up

        Tofurky and canned cranberries. I pretty much want to spend a grand total of 2 1/2 minutes in the kitchen, 1 hours outside with my dogs, and the rest with my ass glued to my sofa.

    • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 8:57 am || Up

      Beef roast!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 10:01 am || Up

      We’re doing a crown roast of pork.

    • 5Aces Dec 23,2013 10:13 am || Up

      Tamales. Gotta have something to unwrap.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 5:45 pm || Up

      Splurged on a cut of dry-aged ribeye. Olive oil/balsamic roasted brussels sprouts. Pilaf.

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 5:57 pm || Up

        That’ll work.

        But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:04 pm || Up

          Yup. The local grocery store dry-ages their own meat, and I’ve been eyeing it for quite a while. Christmas is a special enough occasion, I think.

          • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:07 pm || Up

            I agree…no matter your beliefs Christmas is a good day to eat well.

            But seriously, folks...
    • DFA Dec 23,2013 7:43 pm || Up

      Eve Dinner

      Fucking ham

      Day Dinner (which we planned)

      Sweedish Raclete with gerkins, pickled beets, pickled cauliflower, speck, proscuitto, shizo peppers, and bell peppers

      Standing rib roast

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • MikeV Dec 24,2013 12:07 am || Up

      E. A new place to live.

      :O

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

        • MikeV Dec 24,2013 11:26 am || Up

          Still Livermore, but it’s an actual DFA-disapproved single family suburbia home with a garage, a driveway, a big back yard, and side yard/RV parking access sort of thing.

          Oh and it’s literally one block away from the older’s middle school he starts next year, and 2 blocks from the high school. I can stay in this place for years.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 11:48 am || Up

            Sounds awesome Mike, long time coming, and you deserve it.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Dec 24,2013 12:57 pm || Up

            congrats

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • ptbnl Dec 24,2013 2:11 pm || Up

            Happy Xmas!

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Englishmajor Dec 24,2013 2:23 pm || Up

            That is awesome. A true Christmas miracle when anyone finds a place to live that they like and can afford these days.

          • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 12:31 pm || Up

            Excellent excellent news, congrats.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • doctorK Dec 26,2013 5:27 pm || Up

            Well done, Mike #5!

          • oblique Dec 26,2013 9:00 pm || Up

            Great to hear it! Congrats!

          • DFA Dec 27,2013 7:49 am || Up

            woot

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Dec 24,2013 6:40 am || Up

        nice!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  91. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:55 pm

    What can Jackson Browne do for you?

    But seriously, folks...
    • DFA Dec 22,2013 10:16 pm || Up

      I wish he would stay just a little bit longer

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 1:07 pm || Up

        Excellent response.

        But seriously, folks...
        • DFA Dec 23,2013 7:44 pm || Up

          thank you. I love him!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Bed Dec 23,2013 7:53 pm || Up

            I like Jackson Browne…I liked that whole laid back 70’s California thing.

            But seriously, folks...
  92. brian.only Dec 22,2013 7:57 pm

    Heading out, night y’all!

    • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:26 pm || Up

      If you end up in a Mexican jail, give me a call, I know a guy.

      But seriously, folks...
  93. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:57 pm

    You think when Bruce Willis hosts a Christmas party that every time he answers the door he says…”welcome to the party, pal.”

    But seriously, folks...
  94. Bed Dec 22,2013 7:59 pm

    Hey, that’s Governor Moonbeam to you, mister.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 8:04 pm || Up

      How about President Moonbeam?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:08 pm || Up

        Been there done that, been there done that, and been there done that.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 8:14 pm || Up

          The thing about Jerry is that his thirst for power is literally unquenchable. I really believe that it’s a need for external validation, born from something in his childhood, that he can only satisfy through elections.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:27 pm || Up

            I’ve often found him interesting. I don’t really pay attention to California politics anymore so I couldn’t say if he was doing a good job this time around as your governor.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Future Ed Dec 22,2013 8:40 pm || Up

              tough call. He as handed shit, but he had the luxury of an improving economy, then a controlled assembly and senate. even with out that control, he made some shrewd (some bad) moves that ultimately helped.

              I think he has done alright

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 8:44 pm || Up

                I agree with this. I give him good marks for effective governance. I just think he doesn’t actually believe in anything anymore.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Bed Dec 22,2013 8:52 pm || Up

                  Politicians who actually believe in stuff scare me…I like pragmatists who just want to get stuff done.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 22,2013 9:12 pm || Up

                  I don’t like glassy-eyed True Believers, to be sure. But come election day I do want my politicians to have some kind of moral rudder I can count on as a guide to what their future positions might be. That actually means more to me than what they say their positions at the moment are. And that’s what I think Jerry has lost.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Bed Dec 23,2013 2:32 pm || Up

                  I tend to vote for the person I think has the best judgement and temperament for the job they’re seeking. I like folks who want to get things done, don’t care where a good idea came from, and don’t think compromise is a dirty word.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • DFA Dec 22,2013 10:17 pm || Up

                  this

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 9:00 am || Up

                I think this is mostly true. He’s waaaaaaaaay worse than even Arnold on prison issues, though, and those are a pretty huge deal in our backwards-ass state.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Dec 23,2013 7:46 pm || Up

                  Realignment is good though.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 7:57 pm || Up

                  undeniably.

                  But there are drawbacks for the poors. Probation deals are less likely to be offered. DAs say things like “its not real prison, its just jail” which is true enough as in jail>prison, and jailers have more money for services.

                  But everytime you are sent to prison you are then eligible for a one year consecutive time enhancement for future felonies. People are accepting prison offers now for an extra year later.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Dec 23,2013 11:09 pm || Up

                  can you flush this out? I don’t really get the second part

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 11:14 pm || Up

                  I’m not sure I agree on the whole package. Flash could really be used to eff people, and a lot of counties are wildly unprepared to do that work.

                  That said, judges make better hearing officers than parolees used to get.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  95. Bed Dec 22,2013 8:02 pm

    We laughed, we cried, we bonded over our shared love of fine wine and whoopie cushions and when we looked deeply into each other’s eyes we knew that Yan could indeed both cook and love.

    But seriously, folks...
  96. Bed Dec 22,2013 8:57 pm

    Where are the posts about the Portland Trailblazers?

    But seriously, folks...
    • PDXAthleticsfan Dec 30,2013 12:12 pm || Up

      Assuming FB status updates from Portland friends are representative of overall Portland (not a good assumption, but, whatever), there are about 3 people who give a shit about the team: my wife’s cousin, her son, and Paul Allen.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  97. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:01 pm

    Bridget the Midget called today. She’s left Rob Ford, she says after a few hits off the crack pipe he just lays around and talks about hockey and jelly donuts. She wants a real man so she’s set her sights on Chris Christie. I guess she partied with him back in 2002 and she says he can go all night long if there’s Cheetos and Hawaiian Punch there to keep him fueled up. I think she’ll make a great First Lady come January 2017.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 9:01 am || Up

      I think there is a <10% chance Christie survives the primaries. I'm afraid of him if he can do that without going full-nut though

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 1:07 pm || Up

        Yeah, I don’t know who the GOP will end up with as their nominee. They often go with the guy whose turn it is but there isn’t really anyone like that this time. There’s no Dole, McCain or Romney in this group unless Ryan lays claim to it by being the VP choice last time around. It should be an interesting election.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 2:06 pm || Up

          I would think Ryan would be the front runner. I might put money on rand paul if you gave me good odds. Christie will never make it through the primary like nm says. Cruz is too crazy. A case can be made for Huckaby I suppose.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 2:17 pm || Up

          Even setting aside the problem of there being no one whose “turn” it is, the current GOP electorate is now both more conservative (in the left-right sense) and less conservative (in the taking risks sense) than it used to be. Judging by the run of results in Senate primaries over Obama’s presidency, there is more possibility than ever of them nominating a real whackadoodle candidate this time, like a Rand Paul or a Ted Cruz (possibly not eligible because Canadian, I guess).

          I think Ryan is probably the front-runner due to being just whackadoodle enough, but then again he has been on the side of the House leadership and did just cut a deal with the Democrats, so he may be too much of an accomodationist now. Maybe the Wisconsin governor takes his spot.

          • AV Dec 23,2013 2:24 pm || Up

            you write whackadoodle one more time and this post will be better understood if read in the voice of edie mcclurg.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 5:49 pm || Up

            I’d be disappointed if they nominated Rand Paul. You’re right—this is the best shot at Full Whackadoodle we’ve had in quite some time. The likes of Rand Paul or Paul Ryan wouldn’t be any more whackadoodle than most of the field we’ve had recently.

            • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:11 pm || Up

              My guess is that it’ll be a big GOP field. If Hilary runs for the Dems that will likely be a small field on that side which is too bad…the more the merrier in my opinion.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:13 pm || Up

                I think Biden is probably running either way, unless Hillary locks up every donor. Andrew Cuomo too.

                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:16 pm || Up

                  I think Martin O’Malley might run. I’ll support Biden if he runs…he’s always been a favorite of mine. I just wish he was ten years younger.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 6:19 pm || Up

                  his hair is 10 years younger than you

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:22 pm || Up

                  At least…I love how it only covers the front of his dome. He has a bald spot the size of Texas.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:17 pm || Up

                  Don’t forget Elizabeth Warren. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Julian Castro and/or Kirsten Gillibrand give it a shot. If not in 2016, then 2020.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:20 pm || Up

                  I’d love to see Warren run, but my guess is she won’t. I can’t see Gillibrand going for it against Hillary either.

                • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:24 pm || Up

                  Oooh, didn’t realize that. Yeah, I can’t see Gillibrand squaring off against Hillary. She’s young enough. 2020, then.

                  Also, I’m pretty sure Santorum is gearing up for another go. Sure see enough bumper stickers out here.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:27 pm || Up

                  Santorum. Good god what a loser.

                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 6:31 pm || Up

                  What are the primary ruls gonna be? winner take all?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:33 pm || Up

                  Still not settled.

                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 6:29 pm || Up

                  2024

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:53 pm || Up

                  Romney was such a weak candidate that a loon like Santorum was actually able to make some hay. If Hilary does run I doubt anyone with NY ties will go against her.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:21 pm || Up

                  I wish Al Gore would run…that would be fun to see his square off against the Clintons. I seriously doubt he will though…too busy making money and hanging out with a younger girlfriend.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:30 pm || Up

                  Aw, that’s kind of harsh.

                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:46 pm || Up

                  I give Gore credit…I think he’s really enjoying life. I think that’s great.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 6:25 pm || Up

                  no hillary, big field. fun field. hillary? small field

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:34 pm || Up

                  Biden as the nominal favorite would be a blast.

                • DFA Dec 23,2013 10:58 pm || Up

                  Warren will not run

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 7:03 pm || Up

        I actually think Christie has a good chance of being the GOP nominee, because logic tells me that the big money people will get tired of losing elections due to the influence of primary season idealogues.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Dec 23,2013 7:15 pm || Up

          Depends if they can get the primaries fixed by then – though with their record of gerrymandering and suppressing “undesirable” votes I wouldn’t put it past them.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 7:18 pm || Up

            oh, you are using the number 3 definition of fixed

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  98. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:02 pm

    I’m not cool enough to watch the LPGA.

    But seriously, folks...
  99. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:07 pm

    I would join Twitter but surely all my anti-Dutch tweets would get me fired within days.

    But seriously, folks...
    • batgirl Dec 23,2013 11:53 am || Up
  100. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:10 pm

    Listen, I’m not saying that all guys who drive vans are serial killers but chances are those who do want to skin you alive and eat your liver.

    But seriously, folks...
  101. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:13 pm

    Okay, we got this thing over 300 comments…without Oz and Kay that’s harder to do but thankfully we did it…I only see value in my life in terms of how many posts are made in the lounge so this shit is important.

    But seriously, folks...
  102. Bed Dec 22,2013 9:16 pm

    That’ll do, Free Kraut. That’ll do.

    But seriously, folks...
  103. andeux Dec 23,2013 10:16 am

    KQED forum on beer right now.

    TINSTAAFK
  104. Soaker Dec 23,2013 10:23 am

    My favorite antidote to bad Christmas music each year. Have a great holiday!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  105. Bed Dec 23,2013 1:09 pm

    Enjoy the good days, endure the bad days, and remember to laugh when you can.

    But seriously, folks...
  106. Bed Dec 23,2013 2:33 pm

    This is either going to be a quiet, lazy week or a week I’ll remember for the rest of my life.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 2:48 pm || Up

      you have a 2nd kid yet?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 3:21 pm || Up

        Nope…we’re hoping he comes this week.

        But seriously, folks...
  107. Bed Dec 23,2013 2:34 pm

    Hey, it’s snowing…that’s great…and by great I mean awful beyond belief.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 23,2013 3:01 pm || Up

      Did I just hear Miss Hawaii shout…what was that?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 3:23 pm || Up

        She still kind of likes it but I was the same way my first couple of years up in Kansas. It’s still something new and different for her.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Soaker Dec 23,2013 4:03 pm || Up

          I was thinking she would say “IT’S TIME!!” at the peak of the ice storm. Actually I’ll take 12/25 at 12:25 p.m. in the pool.

          Most of my ~30 adult years living in the Bay Area, I didn’t see any way I would ever live where it snows. The Tahoe move wasn’t an idea until about 6 months before it actually happened.

          Once in a snowy environment the key is a little bit of experience and a lot of preparation, “preparation” meaning having the right equipment both at the individual level (quality clothing, shovels, snowblower) and the government level (equipment and personnel to clear roads in a reasonable amount of time). In places where it snows infrequently, preparation will fall short every time, because you go through a couple winters without ever using the equipment and everybody thinks they should save money by getting rid of the equipment. Even a place like the City of Reno has had this issue with plowing capacity.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 23,2013 4:09 pm || Up

            She thinks the kid won’t be out until this weekend at the earliest. My guess is this Friday. The weather is thankfully going to get better after tonight.

            One thing is for sure after going through this process twice…I”M VERY HAPPY TO BE A MAN!

            I am nowhere near tough enough to give birth.

            But seriously, folks...
          • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 5:52 pm || Up

            I’m still amazed at the preparation out here at the government level. I get that it’s an absolute necessity, but wow, the speed and efficiency at which the plows clear the roads are impressive, to say the least.

  108. Bed Dec 23,2013 4:00 pm

    The football coach who coaches football players, Dennis Allen has made the switch I’ve been waiting for…Pryor will start against the Broncos. I have no idea if Pryor is a long term answer but he intrigues me, and I see the possibility of an upside. Matt McGloin is a scrub who will be selling cars in a couple of years.

    But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 5:53 pm || Up

      Matt McGloin is who he is. A guy who probably would make a very capable backup that you wouldn’t be horrified to see make a spot start or two in case of an injury.

      But that’s about it. Pryor still has a chance to be something more, but man, that shot sure seems to be dwindling fast.

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 5:56 pm || Up

        I agree. I’d like to see Pryor get a chance behind the improved line play. I say it’s 1 out of 5 that Pryor is special but that’s enough for me to want to see him play.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 5:59 pm || Up

          Listening to Raiders fans talk is sort of like listening to A’s fans talk circa 2008. He’s probably a bust, but let’s see what we have in Dan Meyer before we release him!

          • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:05 pm || Up

            Fair enough…I will say this about Pryor, my favorite moments this season have been with him on the field.

            But seriously, folks...
          • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:06 pm || Up

            It’s the wound that never heals. At this point, I alternate between acceptance and the bargaining stage of grief.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 6:42 pm || Up

      I like McGloin and think he has a future in the league. The Pryor start is 100% about showcasing him for an offseason trade.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:49 pm || Up

        There’s already enough film on Pryor for any sort of trade, one that won’t net much if anything at all, I think you’re dead wrong about McGloin but that’s par for the course for us…we’re football opposites.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 7:01 pm || Up

          1. Pryor’s not going to command a huge haul, sure…NFL trades never do…but NFL teams are high on versatile athletic option QBs right now, someone might bite. A good performance against Denver’s second team can only help. Anyway, I’d bet that Pryor won’t be on the Raiders roster next opening day.

          2. It’s true, pretty sure we’ve never agreed on anything in football except which team we both root for.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 23,2013 7:22 pm || Up

            I always enjoy talking football with you…you know your stuff. If Allen is gone my guess is both QB’s won’t be on the roster. Of the two though I agree that Pryor is most likely to be traded.

            But seriously, folks...
            • MikeV Dec 24,2013 12:14 am || Up

              I’m sorry, but if Allen is gone it’s just another shortsighted move by the franchise.

              Allen’s had to go through the worst part of a rebuild, and now that there is going to be cap room and the ability to actually build a team, people are clamoring for Allen to be fired and a guy who has been on ESPN for years to be hired, when the reality is he probably is more legend and story than he is coach material anymore.

              Same with McKenzie. Matt Flynn aside, he’s done a damn good job clearing out the roster and getting rid of dead money. Yes, he had a bad draft last year, but there has GOT to be a some more time given to guys that are trying to turn around a team. This churning through coaches BS does no good.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • doctorK Dec 24,2013 12:36 am || Up

                I agree with this. As danbot said in an earlier thread, last year the Raiders were terrible and expensive. This year they’re terrible and cheap.

              • Soaker Dec 24,2013 9:33 am || Up

                That’s exactly what moribund franchises do, though, and why they stay moribund for a couple of decades.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • MikeV Dec 24,2013 11:29 am || Up

                  As opposed to firing coaches every year without actually letting them put a team together and have some time to make it work?

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

              • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 11:53 am || Up

                If Allen is indeed fired, I really hope to god it’s because McKenzie legitimately doesn’t agree with his coaching philosophy, not because of some idiotic scapegoat fantasy.

                Allen has done good work with very little, I think. And I’m seriously impressed with the defense McKenzie built almost literally from scratch. Sure, they ran out of gas towards the end of the year, but that was to be expected from a unit built from castoffs and career part-time players.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 11:53 am || Up

                I agree with this. Also, while I’m not sold on DA by any means, I have been impressed by the work of the other coaches, especially Tarver on defense, Sparano with the o-line, and April on special teams. Allen presumably deserves some credit for having a solid coaching staff underneath him. But mostly, unless they already have a deal in hand for some superstar coach like Gruden, this franchise desperately needs some stability.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:19 pm || Up

                  I’ve been saying give McKenzie and Allen another year…unless you can get Gruden.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 12:28 pm || Up

                  Hey, we agree on something about the Raiders!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:30 pm || Up

                  It’s the end of the world as we know it…and I feel fine.

                  But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 25,2013 11:10 am || Up

      Allen on the comments by Pryor’s agent:

      “I think we need something that’s going to spark the football team and I think this can be something that can spark our team….This is football and we make our football decisions based solely on that, nothing other than that.”

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Dec 25,2013 2:13 pm || Up

        is bed his speech writer?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:15 pm || Up

          See you guys thought I was joking but that’s how he talks…he’s a football coach who coaches football players playing football.

          But seriously, folks...
  109. Bed Dec 23,2013 4:02 pm

    My only Candlestick memories are of freezing my ass off in August at Giants games. It’s a dump but there have been some great games played there and I’m sure 49ers/Giants fans have some great memories of the place.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 4:05 pm || Up

      I have great memories of the A’s celebrating the only title ever won there.

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 4:10 pm || Up

        I hardly remember any of the games of 1989 series even though that’s my favorite A’s team ever…I just remember the quake and the aftermath.

        But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:03 pm || Up

          Did I ever tell this story? Oh well, if so, screw it. I’m telling it again.

          When the ’89 quake hit, I was finally old enough to be taken somewhere without it being a complete nightmare of a hassle, so me, my parents, and my mom’s two parents packed for a trip to Hawaii. We landed in Honolulu on October 17th, finally getting to the hotel somewhere around the late afternoon, local time. I was one and a half, old enough to know damn well what a TV looked like, so the second we stepped into the room, I made a beeline straight for the power button.

          Of course, the TV was set to a news channel, which was immediately broadcasting horrifying images of the Bay Bridge, the Cypress Structure, etc. There goes the vacation. My parents couldn’t connect a call back home to relatives until about 3 in the morning.

          Turns out everything was fine when we got back. Not a single thing was out of place.

          • Soaker Dec 23,2013 6:11 pm || Up

            It taught me that television wants to hook the viewer by making you think the destruction is widespread…but they do that by showing shots of the same damage OVER and OVER and OVER. It permanently changed the way I view disaster coverage on TV.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Dec 23,2013 7:24 pm || Up

            If you’ve told the story I don’t remember reading it…obviously it’s something that made an impression on you even at such a young age.

            But seriously, folks...
      • Soaker Dec 23,2013 4:12 pm || Up

        I just couldn’t afford tickets to every game of the World Series in 1989. Went to Games 1 and 2 at the Coliseum but was in Hayward heading home to watch Game 3 when the quake hit.

        I went to a few Giants home games every year in the 80s, but like Bed the weather stands out more than any specific baseball memory.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 4:16 pm || Up

          My most salient memory of being at Candlestick for baseball is freezing my ~8-year-old ass off one summer afternoon in one of those wind tunnel sections down the left field line, desperately buying some “hot chocolate” to warm myself, and burning the hell out of my tongue.

          I was also there for the 49ers-Packers playoff game with the Young-to-Owens finish. That play was on the other end of the stadium, though, so I never actually saw it. Most of my memory of that day is of the drunken dipshits behind me yelling at everyone for being insuffiently fanly because we didn’t want to stand the whole four hours.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 6:45 pm || Up

      Mine was Hideo Nomo’s debut game. Went 5 scoreless innings, game went into extras tied 0-0, Dodgers scored 3 in the top of (I think) the 14th, then the Giants answered with 4 in the bottom half for the walkoff win.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Englishmajor Dec 23,2013 7:09 pm || Up

        Mine was a Nomo game too, because the Candlestick scoreboard operator played Shonen Knife “Riding On The Rocket”.

    • colin Dec 23,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      Game 4 in 1989. yesssssssss

      • PDXAthleticsfan Dec 30,2013 12:17 pm || Up

        Yep. Also, I think I was there for The Catch, although wasn’t old enough to truly appreciate it.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • doctorK Dec 24,2013 12:34 am || Up

      I saw many Gnats games there during the 80’s. One of the best was this night game (which means I froze my ass off) with the Mets – Dwight Gooden vs Mike Krukow. Despite the fact that the Gnats sucked ass that year, Krukow actually matched Gooden with 9 shutout innings. The Gnats manager sent Krukow out for the 10th inning for some reason, and he promptly blew the game. I think this was the game I got my Croix de Candlestick.

  110. Bed Dec 23,2013 4:32 pm

    When the Coliseum goes three things that will stand out will be a 15 inning day game I saw there in 2001 against the Blue Jays. I was visiting and we decided to go to the game. By the end there was maybe 500 people in the stands but it was fun game and the A’s won.

    Second would be my first Raiders game which was in 1980. It was against the Chargers and we won the game and the Super Bowl later in the season.

    Third would be seeing Genesis there in 1992. I had just gotten home to spend some time with friends and the family that summer. I went with two good friends and my high school girlfriend on sort of a last fling kind of deal. It was a big crowd and the We Can’t Dance Tour is probably my favorite Genesis tour…it was a fun night and we stayed at a fancy hotel in San Francisco and ran up a big bill but that’s what Dad’s credit card was for.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 4:34 pm || Up

      I hope Dad didn’t say “you’re no son of mine” when he saw the bill.

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 4:35 pm || Up

        If he had I would have loved him even more. At the time he was ticked but it’s something we laugh about now.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 23,2013 4:46 pm || Up

      5/3/2001. The A’s tie the game in the bottom of the 9th when Miguel Tejada scores on a passed ball (blown save to Billy Koch), then win it in the 15th when Frank Menechino drives home Ramon Hernandez to win it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 23,2013 4:48 pm || Up

        It was crazy game. I was very sun burnt by the end of it.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 5:10 pm || Up

          is that how you lost your hair?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Dec 23,2013 5:30 pm || Up

            Nah, I lost my hair when Bridget the Midget snuck into the house and replaced my shampoo with Nair.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Soaker Dec 23,2013 6:01 pm || Up

              Speaking of hair…I wish Willie Mays would realize that, in an era of high-definition television, he needs to have somebody clip his nose hair for him if he’s not up to doing it himself. Yuck.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:04 pm || Up

                Say hey trim that nose hair okay?

                But seriously, folks...
                • Soaker Dec 23,2013 6:24 pm || Up

                  Willie has one foot in the grave. You’d think the Giants would be phasing in All Time Great Home Run Hitter Barry Bonds as the face of the franchise’s history, but I haven’t seen much movement in that direction.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:51 pm || Up

                  Perhaps Posey will take that slot down the line.

                  But seriously, folks...
  111. Bed Dec 23,2013 6:02 pm

    Well, if the baby doesn’t come our Christmas is going to be ham for Miss Hawaii and steak for me with some mashed potatoes, and asparagus…Little Miss Arkansas will get some Mac & Cheese which is her favorite. My wife has never seen the original Die Hard so we’re going watch that and then just chill out.

    If the baby comes tomorrow or on Christmas then it’ll probably just be me watching Die Hard alone…oh wait, it turns out I have to go to the hospital too.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 6:04 pm || Up

      Bed’s first words to his son: “Welcome to the party, pal.”

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:08 pm || Up

        I wish I was cool enough to do that…if it’s like the last one I’ll be crying and smiling and being just full of joy.

        But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 23,2013 6:14 pm || Up

          LOOOOOOSEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

          (Seriously, though, we’re all excited for you!)

          • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:17 pm || Up

            Heh…thanks…I’m in a very rewarding part of my life. I hope everyone who wants to be a parent gets the chance to do so.

            But seriously, folks...
  112. Bed Dec 23,2013 6:03 pm

    Where are the posts about Crispin Glover?

    But seriously, folks...
  113. AV Dec 23,2013 6:07 pm

    not sure what happened. i used to be such a good gift thinker-upper. my powers are gone. dried up. spent (without a receipt). and the mrs will be the first to notice… i can’t come up with the perfect thing every year and i can’t take the pressure anymore!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:09 pm || Up

      I’m pretty good at getting gifts…I’m someone who loves to give gifts so I think that helps.

      But seriously, folks...
  114. Soaker Dec 23,2013 6:44 pm

    So far the 49ers are marking the final game at the Stick by bringing back memories of the Steve DeBerg/O.J. Simpson Era.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:50 pm || Up

      Mr DUI and uh…a killer running back?

      But seriously, folks...
  115. Future Ed Dec 23,2013 6:55 pm

    anybody else can’t shake hearing “living in the united states” when listening to Ice age by joy division?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 23,2013 6:56 pm || Up

      Uh…sure.

      But seriously, folks...
    • brian.only Dec 23,2013 7:31 pm || Up

      Hrm, don’t have that problem, I have been listening to the Warsaw demos again recently, soooooo good!

      • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 7:41 pm || Up

        winter is good for that

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 23,2013 8:00 pm || Up

          Winter is good for sleeping and that’s about it.

          But seriously, folks...
  116. Bed Dec 23,2013 6:55 pm

    For those keeping score at home I just successfully finished doing the laundry…we took it one load at a time and we never took our eyes off the bleach…it was a team effort and I’m proud of how our towels came out of the dryer.

    But seriously, folks...
  117. Bed Dec 23,2013 7:03 pm

    My Anchorman 2 review…

    There are several extremely funny moments, and some really weird stuff (which I love) but it’s about 15 minutes too long (like many movies) and the story isn’t quite as good as the first one. All in all it’s a movie that made me laugh and made laugh hard, and I’ll likely see at least parts of it several more times, but it’s not as good as the original.

    I’ll give it a B+

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 24,2013 12:21 am || Up

      I had this talk with the GF today. There aren’t many sequels that are better than originals.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 11:50 am || Up

        Godfather Part II is debatable, but at worst, it’s on par with the original.
        Aliens
        Terminator 2

        What else?

        • Glorious Mundy Dec 24,2013 11:52 am || Up

          The Empire Strikes Back

          • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 11:55 am || Up

            Aha. Definitely. Was that a true sequel, though? Or did Lucas conceive of the whole thing from the outset?

            That’s also why I don’t consider Return of the King eligible here.

            • Glorious Mundy Dec 24,2013 11:57 am || Up

              I think he probably had the story in mind, but the movie wasn’t sure to happen unless Star Wars was a hit. The Rings movies are different to me because they were basically made all at once, right?

              • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 12:47 pm || Up

                Ah, that’s probably true. And yeah, they shot all three of the Lord of the Rings simultaneously, so those are definitely out.

                • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:02 pm || Up

                  I have problems distinguishing between the Lord of the Rings movies as they aren’t my cup of tea but in my memory I enjoyed the first one the most.

                  But seriously, folks...
          • Glorious Mundy Dec 24,2013 11:58 am || Up

            While we’re at it, The Wrath of Khan, obviously.

            • brian.only Dec 24,2013 12:43 pm || Up

              The Road Warrior
              Silence of the Lambs (if you count Manhunter)
              Dawn of the Dead

              • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:51 pm || Up

                The Manhunter/Silence of the Lambs one is tricky. Based on the books it’s obviously a sequel but no one who worked on Manhunter worked on Silence of Lambs. I actually really like Manhunter outside of the last 10 minutes…I liked the climax in the Red Dragon book better. Silence of Lambs is a great, great movie.

                But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:15 pm || Up

          I liked Alien and Terminator more than their sequels even though those we both good sequels. Many people would say The Dark Knight was better than Batman Begins. The Wrath of Khan, The Road Warrior also come to mind.

          But seriously, folks...
          • brian.only Dec 24,2013 12:47 pm || Up

            I’m solidly w/ you on Alien, two different genres, first was a psycho-thriller horror drama, the sequel was a fucking 13 yr old boys rodeo of a wet dream. I love them both but feel like the first is the better movie overall.

            • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:53 pm || Up

              That’s good analysis of the two films.

              But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Dec 24,2013 12:43 pm || Up

          I havent seen either in a long time so I could be off, but what about Superman II?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:54 pm || Up

            Yeah, it’s been years since I saw those movies but I remember really liking the first two Superman movies quite a bit as a little kid.

            But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 12:53 pm || Up

          Oh, and Rocky IV.

          • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:56 pm || Up

            I love the first four Rocky movies, I pretend part 5 never happened and I thought that the last one was a nice coda to the story.

            But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 12:58 pm || Up

              I was blown away at how much I enjoyed Rocky Balboa. No, it wasn’t great, and no, it didn’t equal the first four, but it was a surprising amount of fun. It may have helped that I almost literally had a below-zero expectation, but I thoroughly enjoyed that one.

              • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:00 pm || Up

                I had basically the same thoughts on it. After part 5 I had zero expectations and then Sly made a solid, well crafted movie and ended the story on a nice note.

                But seriously, folks...
      • East Bay Evans Dec 24,2013 11:57 am || Up

        The Road Warrior

        • Soaker Dec 24,2013 1:14 pm || Up

          Holy Toledo, a new commenter! Welcome.

          Obligatory: Your first comment was in a queue needing specific approval, but now that the first one has posted, future comments will post immediately.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Dec 24,2013 1:20 pm || Up

          yes, a good one.

          Welcome

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • East Bay Evans Dec 24,2013 1:26 pm || Up

            Thanks for the welcomes.

            The first one is also very solid from what I remember, but Mad Max 2 is one of the greats.

            • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:28 pm || Up

              I haven’t seen the first Mad Max in forever…the sequel is one of my favorite action movies of the 80’s.

              But seriously, folks...
              • East Bay Evans Dec 24,2013 1:57 pm || Up

                Yeah, every action scene is a really fantastic time. Especially that final sequence.

                I’d love to see it on the big screen someday.

        • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:23 pm || Up

          Welcome to the party, East Bay Evans.

          But seriously, folks...
        • brian.only Dec 24,2013 1:25 pm || Up

          Wilkommen!

        • ptbnl Dec 24,2013 2:13 pm || Up

          Howdy.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Englishmajor Dec 24,2013 2:28 pm || Up

          Greetings and salutations!

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 4:02 pm || Up

          It’s a Festivus miracle! Welcome!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  118. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 7:05 pm

    Spent five hours at the beach today. I sure do not miss winters in the rest of the country.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 23,2013 7:12 pm || Up

      i work tomorrow

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2013 7:17 pm || Up

        Not much chance of being saved by a snow day, either.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Dec 23,2013 8:34 pm || Up

          there’s snow on mauna kea right now. actually, it’s below freezing on mauna kea right now.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • colin Dec 24,2013 6:00 am || Up

            Are you talking about the part that is elevation of 13000 feet?

            • AV Dec 24,2013 10:23 am || Up

              at what altitude does it stop being hawaii???

              though daytime cams show no snow sticking.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Dec 23,2013 7:19 pm || Up

        I got to work by 7:30 for a telecon with the Parisians that was cancelled just after I left home. The big upside is that the goal of the telecon was to dump a whole load of work onto me for the holidays, so now I get the time off free and clear.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin Dec 24,2013 6:01 am || Up

          Polarbear got papers out! You should kick back and relax!

          • ptbnl Dec 24,2013 10:01 am || Up

            Yeah … and one of them is destined for Nature (reviewers willing).

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • colin Dec 26,2013 2:32 pm || Up

              I hear there is a third one in the works?

              • ptbnl Dec 26,2013 2:45 pm || Up

                Yup.

                I’m not entirely thrilled about the way they’ve come out, but there are funding/agency drivers at work.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin Dec 26,2013 8:09 pm || Up

                  I pretty much always want to keep working on papers, but I guess someone has to draw the line eventually.

      • Bed Dec 23,2013 7:28 pm || Up

        We had a half day today and I’m off for the rest of the week.

        But seriously, folks...
  119. Bed Dec 23,2013 7:27 pm

    I’m listening to the Bill Simmons NFL picks podcast with Cousin Sal so I can catch up on what’s going on in the NBA…seriously, one of Simmons friends needs to tell him he’s gone off his rocker with all the NBA stuff…who cares about the NBA in December? This is football’s time of year.

    But seriously, folks...
  120. Bed Dec 23,2013 7:58 pm

    Hmm…I really haven’t posted anything too random or silly tonight…that’s either good or bad depending on your point of view…I’m just feeling really mellow this evening. I was plenty random and silly earlier in the this thread so we’re good.

    But seriously, folks...
  121. Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 8:42 pm

    I heard that last 49er foghorn from my apartment. Last time I guess.

    • Soaker Dec 23,2013 8:45 pm || Up

      For a minute or two it looked like they might be able to start rigging the explosives tonight. Now they have to leave the place standing for a few more weeks.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Englishmajor Dec 23,2013 9:10 pm || Up

        Crap, I didn’t leave work in time. Oh well, 280 it is then!

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 23,2013 9:17 pm || Up

        I thought I heard the explosives, but it was just fireworks.

      • nevermoor Dec 23,2013 11:22 pm || Up

        Seriously. Nearly an ugly loss (Falcons would have taken the lead w/o that crazy pick-6), but we survived.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Dec 24,2013 12:23 am || Up

          Bowman is a goddamn monster.

          I would be ecstatic if he and P-52 are Niners for life.

          Also, I think he finally has Ed Reed beaten in the homeless guy beard look.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  122. whimsical witch Dec 24,2013 12:18 am

    happy days getting longer!

  123. Bed Dec 24,2013 12:16 pm

    What’s the movie you wish most had a sequel but never did?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:17 pm || Up

      Master and Commander for me…I love that movie and it ends on a bit of a cliffhanger.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 12:29 pm || Up

      Deadwood.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 12:48 pm || Up

        Terriers, goddammit.

        • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:57 pm || Up

          I would send money to the producers for a second season of Terriers.

          But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 12:39 pm || Up

        Rome.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • 5Aces Dec 24,2013 12:48 pm || Up

      For years it was Beetlejuice. Now I worry that they will do it and ruin a childhood memory.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:58 pm || Up

        No matter how bad it may be you’ll still have that childhood memory…I loved that movie as a kid too.

        But seriously, folks...
      • 5Aces Dec 24,2013 11:02 pm || Up

        Just turned on Comedy Central and thought of one I not only always wanted, but was sure would happen. Trading places. As a kid I was sure the Coming to America scene was set up for just that.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Dec 24,2013 12:50 pm || Up

      Buckaroo Banzai
      Blade Runner
      Dune

      • Future Ed Dec 24,2013 1:00 pm || Up

        buckaroo banzai for sure

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:04 pm || Up

          There’s a movie I haven’t thought about in years.

          But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 12:52 pm || Up

      I’m hesistant to ask for a sequel to most things, because like you just said, most sequels are crap, which would just tarnish my memory of the original. But something I’ve wanted to see for a while?

      Kill Bill, Vol. 3. Tarantino said for years that he wanted to make a true sequel to parts 1/2, starring Vernita Green’s daughter avenging her mother’s death by trying to kill Beatrix. Unfortunately, he’s recently said that he’s uninterested and that it’s not gonna happen.. Lame.

      • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:59 pm || Up

        Hmm…there’s a sequel I liked more. I hated, HATED Kill Bill Vol. 1 and yet I really enjoyed Kill Bill Vol. 2.

        But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 1:02 pm || Up

          Oh dude…

          Kill Bill Vol. 1 may be my favorite thing Tarantino’s ever done. Seriously. He’s never had more fun while making a movie, and it shines through.

          • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:05 pm || Up

            I had to be held down with the people I saw it with to stay for the whole movie…I truly, truly hate that movie. It’s in my bottom 10 of all time and it’s high on the list.

            But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 1:07 pm || Up

              But then you willingly saw the second? Huh.

              • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:10 pm || Up

                I saw it on DVD and only after being talked into it and it’s one of my favorite Tarantino movies…probably third after Jackie Brown and Pulp Fiction.

                But seriously, folks...
                • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 1:15 pm || Up

                  Good choice on Jackie Brown. Everyone always forgets about that one. It’s great.

                  (No love for Inglourious Basterds?)

                • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:23 pm || Up

                  Bed Ranks Tarantino

                  1. Jackie Brown
                  2. Pulp Fiction
                  3. Kill Bill Vol. 2
                  4. Reservoir Dogs
                  5. Inglorious Basterds
                  6. Django Unchained
                  7. Death Proof
                  8. Kill Bill Vol. 1

                  I really like the first four movies on this list. The rest I’m not all that fond of.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • danmerqury Dec 24,2013 1:37 pm || Up

                  Hmm. I had to knock KB Vol. 1 down a place even though it’s my personal favorite, since this is more of me trying to be semi-objective.

                  1. Inglourious Basterds
                  2. Kill Bill Vol. 1
                  3. Pulp Fiction
                  4. Jackie Brown
                  5. Kill Bill Vol. 2
                  6. Reservoir Dogs
                  7. Django Unchained

                  NR. Death Proof (haven’t seen it or its Rodriguez twin)

                  There’s a pretty sizable gap between 4 and 5, though even last on this list isn’t bad.

                • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:45 pm || Up

                  Death Proof is fairly meh outside of Kurt Russell’s performance.

                  Tarantino movies tend to be something I either really like or actively dislike.

                  But seriously, folks...
            • andeux Dec 24,2013 1:09 pm || Up

              Whichever one I saw (part of) was just unwatchably tedious.

              TINSTAAFK
      • sslinger Dec 24,2013 10:32 pm || Up

        I kinda wish Tarantino would make a holiday movie, like a parallel universe version of It’s a Wonderful Life. “Zuzu’s shell casings!” That might suit me well tonight.

  124. Jennifer Dec 24,2013 12:21 pm

    I could use any of the following:

    1. A laugh
    2. A hug
    3. A drink
    4. All of the above

    • Bed Dec 24,2013 12:25 pm || Up

      Two of those are something I require every day…good thing I have several George Carlin stand up videos and a really good body pillow.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 12:31 pm || Up

      A priest, a lawyer, and a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 12:33 pm || Up

      Also, you’re allowed to drink any time after noon on non-work days. I need to stay relatively sober before Xmas Eve dinner with the inlaws later, so I’m limiting myself to only beer and hard liquor.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Dec 24,2013 12:40 pm || Up

        I’m working. I just texted you about it.

    • 5Aces Dec 24,2013 12:51 pm || Up

      {{{Jennifer}}}

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  125. Bed Dec 24,2013 12:32 pm

    We have a little water fall in the backyard that I made and last night that puppy froze even with running water…just a wee bit chilly here.

    But seriously, folks...
  126. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 24,2013 12:37 pm

    Half of the lights on my blinking Christmas light necklace have stopped blinking, tragically. Also predictably, since they’re cheap Chinese mass produced ebay products.

    Last year I bought five of these, knowing a short lifespan was inevitable. I get hella compliments for them, so I stockpiled, but now I’m down to three, each of which only semi-works. So tonight and tomorrow I’ll wear them all together for maximum effect. And then I’ll re-stock with a dozen for next year.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Jennifer Dec 24,2013 1:01 pm || Up

      I think a store here in town sells them for $1 each.

      • Bed Dec 24,2013 1:26 pm || Up

        I sell my love for $1 a kiss.

        But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 24,2013 2:17 pm || Up

      Lily rediscovered the one you gave us last year and has been enjoying it mightily.

      Also too

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  127. Bed Dec 24,2013 1:09 pm

    The Colts have beaten the Broncos, Seahawks, 49ers and Chiefs…I think they’re my AFC Super Bowl pick now that Von Miller is out for the Broncos and Gronk is gone for the Pats.

    In the NFC I’ll take the Seahawks slightly over the 49ers.

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 24,2013 2:42 pm || Up

      The Colts are a very jekyll and hyde team though. They have some very odd losses this year.

      With Miller out, though, I have a very hard time thinking it’s anybody BUT the Colts coming out of the AFC, and it will really depend on which team shows up in the SB against Seattle/Carolina/SF/New Orleans.

      I would say it’s basically a coin flip out of those 5 teams.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 12:44 pm || Up

        I haven’t followed the AFC closely enough to have an informed opinion, but I’m damn sure rooting for the Alex Smiths.

        I think it’ll be Seattle from the NFC, unless they lose this weekend and don’t get home field advantage. No way they can get there without home field, which would make my choice either Carolina or us, depending upon how I feel about our offense in any given moment.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:55 pm || Up

          I love the Panthers…I’ve been a big Cam Newton guy since day one but I think they’re a year away.

          But seriously, folks...
  128. Future Ed Dec 24,2013 6:12 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  129. Bed Dec 24,2013 6:17 pm

    …and to all a good night.

    But seriously, folks...
  130. danmerqury Dec 25,2013 7:23 am

    Merry christmas, everybody!

    Except bed and Mrs. Hawaii. You two are giving that kid a late-December birthday? One round of presents for the whole year? For shame.

    • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:54 pm || Up

      We’re both right bastards that’s for sure…well that and clearly we’re a bit frisky in the early spring.

      But seriously, folks...
  131. AV Dec 25,2013 9:03 am

    caga tió, y’all!

    may your log shit a load of presents!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  132. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2013 1:39 pm

    Merry Christmas, you FKing old Building and Loan!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  133. nobody in particular Dec 25,2013 8:15 pm

    Happy Birthday Jesus!!! from us kind folks at the Jesus Freak division of Atheists Incorporated!!! <3 you all and hope you are in the spirit of everything beautiful <3 <3 <3

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  134. Future Ed Dec 25,2013 9:39 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  135. DFA Dec 26,2013 9:04 am

    is beds baby going to be named crib?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:16 pm || Up

      It’s more his nickname really to go along with his sister, Trundle.

      But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Dec 26,2013 12:25 pm || Up

        When they are college age does it become futon?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:32 pm || Up

          No, that’s when they become really expensive so we need a fancy bed name at that point.

          But seriously, folks...
          • 5Aces Dec 26,2013 12:37 pm || Up

            So is it true that Twins run in your family?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:38 pm || Up

              Twin Beds…Twice the fun, twice the evil.

              But seriously, folks...
          • Englishmajor Dec 26,2013 3:01 pm || Up

            How about Chaise?

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 3:05 pm || Up

              Wow, that is perfect. So much so that I hope it becomes Bed’s actual new FK username when he goes through his next transition.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Bed Dec 26,2013 3:07 pm || Up

                Nah…me changing usernames is so AN.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Englishmajor Dec 26,2013 4:02 pm || Up

                  Chaise Longue can be your drag queen name, should you ever need one.

                • Bed Dec 26,2013 4:16 pm || Up

                  Well, I’ve always wanted one so now I’m set.

                  But seriously, folks...

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