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Front Row Seats 2014 258

You know the drill – the two best seats in the Coliseum (section 117, row 13, seats 12 & 13) and a VIP parking pass, with the proviso that they go to A’s fans at face value. By my reckoning the package will be $94 for most games and $84 for free parking Tuesdays.

The full schedule is here.

Post your requests in the comments and I’ll collate them below; the first allocation will be in the new year.

  • Monday March 31st – Cleveland – ptbnl – received
  • Saturday April 5th – Mariners – Poppy – received
  • Friday April 18th – Astros – Jennifer – received
  • Sunday April 20th – Astros – andeux – received
  • Monday April 21st – Rangers – batgirl – received
  • Tuesday May 6 – Mariners – Future Ed – received
  • Wednesday May 7th – Mariners – ptbnl – received
  • Friday May 9th – Nationals – brian.only – received
  • Thursday June 19th – Red Sox – ptbnl – received
  • Saturday June 21st – Red Sox – vignette17 – received
  • Thursday July 3rd – Blue Jays – ptbnl – received
  • Friday July 4th – Blue Jays – FreeSeatUpgrade – received
  • Saturday July 5th – Blue Jays – vignette17 – received
  • Tuesday July 8th – Giants – ptbnl – received
  • Saturday July 19th – Orioles – Glorious Mundy – received
  • Friday August 1st – Royals – Poppy – received
  • Sunday August 3rd – Royals – andeux – received
  • Monday August 4th – Rays – batgirl – received
  • Wednesday August 6th – Rays – mikeA – received
  • Thursday August 7th – Twins – ptbnl – received
  • Friday August 8th – Twins – ptbnl – received
  • Saturday August 9th – Twins – 5Aces – received
  • Sunday August 24th – Angels – batgirl – received
  • Tuesday Sept 2 – Mariners – Future Ed – received
  • Friday September 5th – Astros – batgirl – received
  • Saturday September 6th – Astros – vignette17 – received
  • Sunday September 7th – Astros – andeux – received
  • Tuesday September 16th – Rangers – brian.only – received
  • Wednesday September 17th – Rangers – English Major – received
  • Monday September 22nd – Angels – Poppy – received

And we’re done!

258 thoughts on “Front Row Seats 2014

  1. ptbnl Nov 22,2013 9:46 am

    Tuesday July 8th against the Giants.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Nov 22,2013 9:54 am || Up

      wonder what the start time is on a cross-bay getaway day. ’cause semifinal (w57 – w58), 11am our time. just sayin’.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 22,2013 9:56 am || Up

        I’ll bet that’s a night game.

        • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 9:58 am || Up

          It’s also the last game before the All Star break.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. Englishmajor Nov 22,2013 11:58 am

    Tuesday, September 23rd against the Angels, and I hope that’s the day we clinch the AL West.

  3. Jennifer Nov 22,2013 12:02 pm

    I came to the realization last night that I’m unlikely to return to Oakland next year. Then this comes up and someone had to take my shoelaces away.

    • dmoas Nov 22,2013 12:51 pm || Up

      NANANANANANA!!! GOT YOUR SHOELACES!!

    • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 1:10 pm || Up

      Why no visit next year?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Nov 22,2013 1:14 pm || Up

        I have to pay for my gallbladder surgery and I’m having eye surgery in December. Money, honey.

        • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 1:16 pm || Up

          What if we can fly you here and provide accommodation?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Jennifer Nov 22,2013 1:24 pm || Up

            Um… wow.

            • Future Ed Nov 22,2013 5:20 pm || Up

              accommodations should be covered.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 5:21 pm || Up

                And given some dates I can work on flights.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Nov 22,2013 5:22 pm || Up

                  I think you have to tell her when you are gone first.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 5:23 pm || Up

                  2014-18

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Nov 22,2013 5:45 pm || Up

                  that seems…nice?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Poppy Nov 23,2013 1:48 pm || Up

                  I would happily chip in for a Jennifer plane ticket.

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • Jennifer Nov 25,2013 11:23 am || Up

                  Are you guys sure you have the right Jennifer?

                • ptbnl Nov 25,2013 12:49 pm || Up

                  I was thinking air-miles.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Poppy Nov 26,2013 12:10 am || Up

                  Oh. I don’t have any of those. I’ll have to buy her a game ticket instead, I guess…

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  4. ptbnl Nov 22,2013 12:11 pm

    Thursday June 19th, Red Sox

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  5. vignette17 Nov 22,2013 12:39 pm

    One of Saturday/Sunday May 10/11 vs Nationals.

    One of Saturday/Sunday June 21/22 vs Red Sox.

    Saturdays preferred.

    • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 1:09 pm || Up

      We may hit the same Red Sox problem as last year, though when I submit the list I will point out that all 3 games went to a single Red Sox fan!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  6. oblique Nov 22,2013 5:37 pm

    Sunday 5/11 vs. Nats
    Sunday 7/20 vs. O’s

  7. brian.only Nov 22,2013 6:03 pm

    Woohoo!

    I’d like to request:
    Friday May 5th vs the Nationals
    Tuesday August 5th vs the Rays
    Tuesday September 16th vs the Rangers

    Most important is Sept 16th (double bday w/ game buddy!) and Aug 5th, but all would fantastic!

    • brian.only Nov 22,2013 6:07 pm || Up

      And crap thats a lot of Rangers at the end of the season again… -_-
      Upside is mid Oct to mid Sept.

    • ptbnl Nov 22,2013 8:28 pm || Up

      That’s Friday May 9th vs Nationals, correct?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • brian.only Nov 22,2013 10:41 pm || Up

        Ugh, yes, sorry long day, todays traffic took it’s toll on my mind.

        • AV Nov 23,2013 8:27 am || Up

          carpool. no toll!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Nov 23,2013 8:37 am || Up

            lower toll

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • brian.only Nov 23,2013 8:20 pm || Up

            Carpool is $2.50 across the bridge for a year or so now buddy, but yes we were carpool nevertheless.

    • ptbnl Mar 25,2014 6:05 pm || Up

      September 16th confirmed.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • brian.only Mar 25,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        Thank you so very very much, I will bring you $ at the tailgate!

        • ptbnl Mar 25,2014 8:53 pm || Up

          Your others may be confirmed too – this was just one of our “special dates” which have already been guaranteed.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  8. 5Aces Nov 22,2013 6:48 pm

    July 7th against the Gnats. Probabky looking for one more but need to think on it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. Poppy Nov 23,2013 1:50 pm

    I guess I need to look the schedule I haven’t looked at yet!

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Poppy Nov 23,2013 1:56 pm || Up

      Ugh. Fucking WEEKEND TICKET PLANS get the Monday (night) holidays yet again. Because it’s apparently better to give them more than a half-season worth of games while reducing the dwindling weeknight plan to a handful. Fuckers already get Friday nights (which, excuse me, is a WEEKNIGHT, if it’s the night of a weekday, right?). And they’re getting Monday July 7th, too! What the fuck is that about?

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  10. Poppy Nov 23,2013 2:36 pm

    See, that’s why I avoid looking at the schedule until I have to. It’s just irritating.

    1) Anyone want to share a Plaza Infield Fielder’s Choice plan with me (2 tix for 12 games each)? I’ll use my discount to buy the whole plan if you can pay me back right away for your (discounted) half of it. Would come to about $350-400, I think.

    2) For the front row tix, could I please have *Sat. 4/5 (Mariners + blankie), Fri. 8/1 (Royals + fireworks), and Mon. 9/22 (Angels on Poppy Jr.’s bday)?

    *if Sat. 4/5 isn’t doable, I’ll try Wed. 5/7 instead, thanks

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • brian.only Nov 23,2013 8:24 pm || Up

      I’m looking for folks to buy into a Field Infield FC plan if you’re not looking for 12 games, could split 3 ways/ 8 games?
      We get just under the second deck as my ST buddy has a baby.
      Last year we had 119-116 row 30ish.

      • Poppy Nov 24,2013 1:00 pm || Up

        8 games would be fine, but I’m really partial to Plaza Infield (which is also shady in the higher rows, if that’s what the concern is for baby)…

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  11. ptbnl Nov 25,2013 9:38 am

    Anyone know how to pin this? I’ve been digging around on the dashboard but can’t find it.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Nov 25,2013 9:46 am || Up

      Edit post, then edit “visibility” on the right.
      You have the post locked now though.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Nov 25,2013 10:57 am || Up

        Thanks – I’d left it open for editing which was presumably locking it.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 26,2013 6:43 pm

    I’ll try to get in on some of this action closer to the season.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Nov 26,2013 7:25 pm || Up

      Yeah – plenty of time yet.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Nov 26,2013 11:07 pm || Up

      Me too. I also need to get the FKing season ticket post up one of these days to see if there’s interest this year.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. ptbnl Jan 6,2014 4:10 pm

    Just bumping this up again … any more for the first round of requests?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Jan 6,2014 4:11 pm || Up

      I’m going to want a couple, just haven’t gotten around to picking dates yet.
      Are you making the request soon?

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Jan 6,2014 4:16 pm || Up

        The agreement was to submit the first requests sometime early in the new year, but I can always add to them later (subject to availability, of course).

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux Jan 6,2014 4:19 pm || Up

          I’ll say
          Sunday 4/20 Houston
          Sunday 8/10 Minnesota

          TINSTAAFK
    • batgirl Jan 7,2014 12:23 pm || Up

      I will get you dates – can I let you know tomorrow?

  14. vignette17 Jan 7,2014 2:59 pm

    Can I also add Saturday August 21 vs Angels? Or are we looking at too many weekends?

    • ptbnl Jan 7,2014 5:13 pm || Up

      I assume you mean the 23rd – we can ask.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  15. batgirl Jan 8,2014 4:54 pm

    I would like to request:

    Monday April 21st Texas
    Monday August 4th Rays

  16. ptbnl Jan 9,2014 7:23 pm

    Please double-check that the dates in the body of the post are correct – I’ll be submitting these as listed very soon.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  17. ptbnl Jan 10,2014 12:37 am

    Are any of these requests “special event” occasions?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • batgirl Jan 10,2014 8:28 am || Up

      Not for me.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 10,2014 9:27 am || Up

      In such cases will the wait staff decorate the seats with ribbons and glitter, and bring out a special dessert in the later innings, and sing to us?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Jan 10,2014 11:48 am || Up

        Green and gold dessert … lime jello and custard.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • brian.only Jan 10,2014 8:29 pm || Up

      Sept 16th is becoming annual double b-day game for patrick and I.

  18. batgirl Jan 10,2014 8:28 am

    Two more if I’m allowed to be greedy:

    Sunday, August 24th
    Friday, May 30th

    Thanks!

  19. Future Ed Jan 10,2014 5:52 pm

    Hi
    April 22 Rangers
    May 6 Mariners
    Sept 2 Mariners

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jan 11,2014 11:46 am || Up

      Requested, Mr Tuesday.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jan 11,2014 1:24 pm || Up

        I like mid week for these games. and one of my seat partners has band practices I have to avoid. I am not ready to commit to a day game.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Glorious Mundy Jan 24,2014 11:03 am

    Are you still taking requests PTBNL? If so, is July 19 (Orioles) requestable?

    • ptbnl Jan 24,2014 11:32 am || Up

      Always!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Jan 24,2014 11:34 am || Up

        Sweet! I hereby request it!

        • ptbnl Jan 24,2014 11:42 am || Up

          Gmail is down so I can’t send the request in – I’ve got it listed as pending above.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Glorious Mundy Jan 24,2014 11:43 am || Up

            It’s back up for me. That was a harrowing 15 minutes though.

  21. Poppy Mar 14,2014 1:17 am

    My brain is even more sieve-like than usual during Feb & March… did you already tell me I can or cannot have (buy) the Sat. 3/29 exhibition tix?

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • ptbnl Mar 14,2014 7:07 am || Up

      Yes, I already said, and no, you didn’t get them – sorry.

      I’ll push on getting a response on the rest of the requests.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Poppy Mar 14,2014 4:41 pm || Up

        Thanks! I’ll take the little “front row???” reminder off my 3/29 calendar.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 4:30 pm || Up

          Dodged that bullet!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  22. Poppy Mar 21,2014 7:28 pm

    Brain is now not even a sieve, it’s more like a really wide-spouted funnel. How about April 5th? Have I also forgotten that you already told me about that one? It’s getting kind of close to (or probably *past*) the time when I’ll want to make other arrangements if front row tix aren’t available that day…

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • ptbnl Mar 22,2014 5:13 pm || Up

      I keep asking, and I keep getting told “soon” … I’ll prod again.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Poppy Mar 23,2014 11:24 am || Up

        Thank you again… I’m sorry to be such a naggy airhead… :\

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • ptbnl Mar 23,2014 11:05 pm || Up

          No, I’m sorry – to everyone – that we’re still waiting for confirmation the week before the season starts.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  23. ptbnl Mar 25,2014 6:07 pm

    I’m assured we really truly will get final decisions in the next day or two, and that we will get most (but not all) of the requested dates.

    I’ll also get the list of unclaimed dates and post it here for future reference.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 25,2014 6:49 pm || Up

      Thanks ptbnl! I definitely hope to score me some front row seats this year, and much appreciate all the work you put into this for us.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. ptbnl Mar 27,2014 1:35 am

    The first round confirmations (16) and denials (10) are in and I’ve updated the post accordingly. One date seems to have been passed over (hi Ed!) which I’ll ask about.

    Paypal to jdborrill at lbl dot gov, including your mailing address please.

    As-yet unclaimed dates to be posted as soon as I get them.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Mar 27,2014 6:03 am || Up

      I ONLY HAVE SIX MONTHS TO PLAN!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Mar 27,2014 10:38 am || Up

        Confirmed – plan away.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • vignette17 Mar 27,2014 9:08 am || Up

      $94 sent. Follow up email with address as well.

      • Jennifer Mar 27,2014 9:38 am || Up

        @ptbnl – Woohoo! Thank you so much for doing this. Money sent. Now I just need to find someone to use the other ticket.

        • Jennifer Mar 27,2014 2:53 pm || Up

          Never mind! I found me a hot date.

          • dmoas Mar 27,2014 3:00 pm || Up

            You go girl?

            • Jennifer Mar 27,2014 3:40 pm || Up

              I was going to ask you, but your mom answered the phone first. I said, “Linda, honey, let’s make some magic.”

              • dmoas Mar 27,2014 3:48 pm || Up

                Ironically, if you had called her, she’d probably totally down for that.

    • Poppy Mar 28,2014 8:59 pm || Up

      Just sent $282 for all three of my confirmed games. Thanks! :)

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • ptbnl Mar 28,2014 9:12 pm || Up

        Received – thanks.

        Is there any way to get you at least your April 5th tickets directly? Mail should be fine, but if there’s an obvious intermediary I could give them to on Monday who will see you before then it might be more reliable.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Mar 28,2014 9:13 pm || Up

          I am going to transfer the money into SLFs paypal and pay you in a week

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Jennifer Mar 28,2014 9:18 pm || Up

          $94, right? And did you get it? I’m scared.

          • ptbnl Mar 28,2014 9:29 pm || Up

            Yes – I got your money, your social security number, all your bank account details (including the Swiss one), and your lifetime browser history which I sold to MikeV.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Poppy Mar 31,2014 12:15 am || Up

          I won’t see anyone before Saturday… and I’ve been too busy to keep tabs on who’s going Monday (or Saturday)… :\

          Sounds like the game (at all) is questionable for Monday anyway. I think we have to take our chances with mail.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  25. ptbnl Mar 27,2014 10:38 am

    Incidentally, Tuesday-Friday next week are all still available if anyone is interested.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Mar 27,2014 11:31 am || Up

      so, My understanding is that we can request other days during the year?

      I kinda want one or two more to take the childrens.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Mar 27,2014 12:08 pm || Up

        Absolutely, and I should have the full list of available dates posted soon.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  26. Poppy Mar 28,2014 5:32 am

    Thank you very much — I’ll deal with financials later, I’ve been working for 22 hours straight (I’m not kidding).

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  27. brian.only Mar 28,2014 11:54 pm

    Is it ok if I bring cash to opening day?
    Also, is NM attending possibly?
    I want to be paid off before first pitch.

    • nevermoor Mar 29,2014 7:55 am || Up

      I’ll be there. Hopefully pretty early.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 8:54 am || Up

      Absolutely.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 9:11 am || Up

        wait, can I do that, or is that too much cash? I could also give you a check, or you can wait for the paypal

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 9:20 am || Up

          No, that’s fine.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 9:32 am || Up

            you are lucky the banks are closed. Otherwise you would get 180 singles.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2014 9:47 am || Up

              Tucked into his g-string one at a time, no doubt.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 9:49 am || Up

                In that case I can make change.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 11:35 am || Up

                  I am going to paypal you.

                  one dollar everyday

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Apr 2,2014 12:52 pm || Up

                  One penny, every hour. For the REST OF YOUR LIFE!

                • vignette17 Apr 2,2014 1:52 pm || Up

                  ptbnl will start making a profit April 22, 2016.

                • andeux Apr 2,2014 1:56 pm || Up

                  Are you taking the leap year into account?

                  TINSTAAFK
                • vignette17 Apr 2,2014 3:08 pm || Up

                  Good point. Taking that into account, I think Future Ed should definitely decline dmoas’ proposed deal.

      • brian.only Mar 29,2014 1:46 pm || Up

        Thanks!

  28. ptbnl Mar 29,2014 4:28 pm

    Tickets in hand!

    Jennifer, vignette & Poppy – I’ll put them in the mail

    brian.only, Future Ed, andeux – I’ll bring them on Monday.

    Batgirl, GM – are you coming on Monday or do you want them mailed? (BG – if mail, still on Hawthorne?)

    DFA – what’s the best way to get the lunchbox to you?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 4:43 pm || Up

      cool. I transferred the money to paypal, you will have it around thursday

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 4:43 pm || Up

        But I’d looked out my best G-string.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 6:24 pm || Up

          I’ll still stuff your g string. it’ll just be digitally electronically.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 1:42 pm || Up

            Is Alex H-G your nom de paypal?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Mar 29,2014 4:57 pm || Up

      Cool. I will bring cash money.

      TINSTAAFK
    • brian.only Mar 29,2014 6:22 pm || Up

      Woohoo!

    • nevermoor Mar 29,2014 7:20 pm || Up

      Good point on the paper tix. For the FKing season ticket crew, I’m happy to carry some paper tix to the tailgate as well. Just let me know which ones (also, it isn’t a binding commitment or anything, just becomes a bit of a PITA to exchange them if I don’t have the hard copies)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Mar 29,2014 7:22 pm || Up

        I would love my ticket.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Mar 29,2014 7:39 pm || Up

          when FSU said “monumental libidinal energies are liberated” he sure wasn’t kidding.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • 5Aces Mar 30,2014 12:12 am || Up

            I love..ticket.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • nevermoor Mar 30,2014 11:38 am || Up

          Just extracted ’em from the book.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • batgirl Mar 30,2014 7:37 am || Up

      Mail would be great–still on Hawthorne!

    • DFA Mar 30,2014 4:40 pm || Up

      ill be moving back so im sure ill see you soon. The witch or Dial C would work in terms of people I see the most if your looking to reclaim the storage space thank you again for the lunch box Im so glad to get one :)

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • ptbnl Apr 2,2014 3:24 pm || Up

        Lunchbox in Witchy’s safe keeping.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • DFA Apr 2,2014 3:29 pm || Up

          She told me… ill be back on SUNDAY HOLY SHIT GET HERE

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • ptbnl Mar 31,2014 7:57 am || Up

      Batgirl, Jennifer, Poppy & vignette – mailed this morning, please confirm receipt.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  29. ptbnl Mar 29,2014 6:36 pm

    Available dates posted.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Mar 29,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      I think I’ll nab the 7/3 fireworks game and take Lily.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • vignette17 Mar 30,2014 2:21 pm || Up

      Can I get Sun 6/1 and Sat 9/6 please?

      • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 3:01 pm || Up

        Requested

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Apr 2,2014 3:24 pm || Up

          No and yes, respectively.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • vignette17 Apr 2,2014 4:04 pm || Up

            Let’s see if I can’t get that third ticket, haha. How about Saturday, July 5 vs Jays?

    • Bed Mar 30,2014 2:27 pm || Up

      Can I get something for the upcoming 2028 season?

      But seriously, folks...
      • ptbnl Mar 30,2014 3:01 pm || Up

        If you can tell me the stadium I’ll see what I can do.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Bed Mar 30,2014 3:05 pm || Up

          I’m pretty sure the Blue Ribbon Panel will let us know by 2027 what they’ve found.

          But seriously, folks...
        • dmoas Apr 2,2014 12:53 pm || Up

          They’ll be in the Coliseum still.

  30. batgirl Mar 30,2014 2:42 pm

    Can I request September 5th please? Thanks!

  31. andeux Mar 30,2014 8:00 pm

    Requesting 8/3 and 9/7.

    TINSTAAFK
  32. Englishmajor Mar 30,2014 10:53 pm

    Requesting 9/17…we’ll just have to clinch it early!

  33. Jennifer Apr 4,2014 11:57 am

    Got my tickets!

  34. batgirl Apr 4,2014 12:21 pm

    Got the first envelope–thanks! (3 games)

    • ptbnl Apr 4,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      Thanks both for confirmation.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  35. ptbnl Apr 4,2014 1:42 pm

    Down to the last 10 available dates … if you’re thinking of jumping in do it soon!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2014 1:59 pm || Up

      OK, you’ve convinced me, I’ll request Friday July 4. Thanks!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Apr 4,2014 2:07 pm || Up

        Requested.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Apr 8,2014 5:08 am || Up

          Confirmed.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2014 8:58 am || Up

            Yay! I’ll Paypal you from home tonight. Many thanks!

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 9,2014 9:52 am || Up

              Drat, forgot to take care of this last night. Since I don’t trust my employer’s network to be secure I will try to remember to Paypal you when I’m home tonight.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • AV Apr 9,2014 10:28 am || Up

                why isn’t it secure? isn’t there a little pic of a closed padlock in the corner? isn’t an avatar of security all it takes???

                bbbbwahhaha…

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • ptbnl Apr 9,2014 10:55 am || Up

                No problem, no big hurry.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 9,2014 11:17 am || Up

                  A Lannister An Upgrader always pays his debts.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. 5Aces Apr 4,2014 1:59 pm

    Sat 8/2 if available please.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Apr 4,2014 10:17 pm || Up

      bumping this just to make sure FSU’s same time reply above did make it get missed. (Paranoid Aces is Paranoid)

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl Apr 5,2014 7:31 am || Up

        Good call – requested.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Apr 8,2014 5:09 am || Up

          Unavailable, I’m afraid.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Apr 5,2014 10:13 am || Up

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  37. mikeA Apr 5,2014 10:03 pm

    I request 8/6.

  38. witchy Apr 5,2014 10:18 pm

    could we have mon 6/16, please?

  39. 5Aces Apr 8,2014 7:52 am

    Third time’s the charm: 8/9?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Apr 9,2014 6:54 am || Up

      And heck, given my luck so far, lets throw in the Sept game too-either one available?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Apr 9,2014 7:19 am || Up

        you being Aced out?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Apr 9,2014 9:34 am || Up

          Looks that way. Although I expected my first one to be a no. I cant believe how fast they went this year. See what happens when you keep going to the playoffs?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl Apr 9,2014 9:15 am || Up

        Requested 8/9 and an update on the availability of the rest of the dates.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Apr 10,2014 2:25 pm || Up

          8/9 is good to go!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • 5Aces Apr 10,2014 3:48 pm || Up

            Fantastic! Thank you.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  40. Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2014 7:58 pm

    Sorry PTBNL, been disconnectified for a couple of jemiles. Will PayPal you shortly and put my mailing address in the notes.

    • ptbnl Apr 10,2014 9:51 pm || Up

      No problem – just wanted to check you were still out there!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 11,2014 11:11 am || Up

        It’s funny, because I actually went to this post first when I logged back in and quickly realized was in arrears. I only saw you paging me to the white courtesy telephone after.

  41. Englishmajor Apr 15,2014 1:00 am

    After 5 glorious days without broadband at home, I’m configured, locked, and loaded. And payment sent for 9/17.

    • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 1:02 am || Up

      Received with thanks.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  42. Future Ed Apr 15,2014 6:31 am

    the “and we’re done” line means no more available dates, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Apr 15,2014 6:58 am || Up

      Yup.

      With 4 dates still tbd, we ended up with 31±2 of the 81 games.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  43. ptbnl May 3,2014 1:25 am

    Final confirmation – mikeA you get 8/6!

    Also, at this late date, 5/7 (Mariners doubleheader) and 5/14 (White Sox day game) are available.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  44. ptbnl May 5,2014 5:37 pm

    Second round of tickets in hand:

    batgirl, EM, FSU, GM, and vignette – please confirm receipt

    5aces, andeux, and mikeA – please send payment and confirm mailing address (or make other plans with me)

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 5,2014 5:50 pm || Up

      (checks mailbox). Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Are they here yet?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl May 5,2014 5:54 pm || Up

        They won’t actually go out till the morning now, or I can bring them tomorrow or Wednesday.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 5,2014 6:08 pm || Up

          Understood. The mail will work fine, it’ll be like Christmas morning. Unless they’re misdelivered to my neighbor, then it’ll be like that Christmas morning when I burned down the neighbor’s house.

          You could also start working now on your plan to come down with an illness Wednesday…

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • ptbnl May 5,2014 6:23 pm || Up

            I’ve ended up with the front row seats for the afternoon game, and then I’ll use the in-and-out privileges to do a quick switcheroo with a friend in order to get home in time for mrs ptbnl’s rehearsal (hence the “Wednesday” above).

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 7,2014 10:30 am || Up

            Received.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl May 7,2014 10:38 am || Up

          Got ’em! Thanks!

    • Glorious Mundy May 5,2014 5:57 pm || Up

      Received.

    • andeux May 5,2014 6:40 pm || Up

      I gave you cash.
      Although I can’t prove that.
      Damn, should have asked for a receipt.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl May 5,2014 6:44 pm || Up

        Indeed you did – but then Frank stiffed me on the final hand letting you sneak the win, so it doesn’t count.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl May 5,2014 6:47 pm || Up

          (plus I’ve lost your address)

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed May 5,2014 6:52 pm || Up

            Please do not threaten my client.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • ptbnl May 5,2014 7:06 pm || Up

              That reminds me – I actually need a lawyer (neighbors building over the property line, refusing to acknowledge assessors map, telling me I’m “full of shit”). Anyone know anyone good?

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade May 5,2014 7:22 pm || Up

                That’s a real bummer, sorry to hear it. Don’t know lawyers, but if they’re building even near the line there’s a good chance it is without approved City building plans.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • ptbnl May 5,2014 7:55 pm || Up

                  Unfortunately the first encroachment was 30+ years ago – do you know how to find out if that was done with approved plans, and if so how?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed May 5,2014 7:58 pm || Up

                  I don’t know shit about it, but my guess would be that doesn’t matter. if it is in the setback they can’t have it there.

                  But like I said, I don’t know about it

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy May 6,2014 9:25 am || Up

                  If they encroached onto your property 30+ years ago and nobody did anything about it, you might have an adverse possession problem.* That doesn’t mean they can encroach more further now, of course.

                  *I’m not at all qualified to opine on this. I don’t know anything about property law other than what’s necessary to pass the bar, and I don’t even really know that anymore.

                • ptbnl May 6,2014 10:04 am || Up

                  That’s one concern, although I’m told that adverse possession is different in California because ownership is tied to the payment of property tax on the land.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nevermoor May 6,2014 10:41 am || Up

                  Adverse possession is really really hard to actually show. No idea whatsoever about California eccentricities.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Poppy May 17,2014 1:45 pm || Up

                  Late to the property law party, but yeah, we’ve got an adverse possession thing happening with one of Mom’s neighbors who claims that my (now deceased) Dad told him “Sure, you can take down that fence and cross the property line with your patio and part of your garage.” Which actually could be true, knowing my friendly Dad, and the fact that the property in question is completely unusable by us because it’s about a 6-foot strip on the other side of a creek… and the actual legal property line is just bizarrely placed.

                  But now it’s an issue because he has built a little staircase down the creekbank, which is a city no-no (in fact, there is an easement so he shouldn’t have been building the patio & garage where he did, regardless of where the property line is)… and he’s also built some storage racks for random shit along another part of the creekbank, which I have a problem with because a) the creek flows into the city’s storm drain canals that go directly to the Bay, and I have no idea whether there’s anything toxic among his random stored shit… b) he has little kids, and if either of them (or anyone) meanders down the illegally built stairs and gets hurt, they are getting hurt ON MY MOM’S SIDE OF THE LEGAL PROPERTY LINE (and the guy is a total dick who probably would sue her if he could)… and c) the random shit is really an eyesore that I have to look at every time I go to my car, and it bugs me that he’s uglifying my home turf.

                  My mom is too apathetic to do anything about it, and I’m not on her title, so I can’t legally do anything. (Other that report him to… whoever I’d report him to. Which I don’t want to do because he’d know it came from our side of the creek, and I already suspect the guy vandalized Alex’s car as retaliation for what he thought was Alex’s dog’s poo in his yard.)

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • ptbnl May 17,2014 5:23 pm || Up

                  Yeah – the asshole neighbors who will build over the line and then sue if something happens is about our situation.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 6,2014 9:29 am || Up

                  Email sent.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • dmoas May 6,2014 10:19 am || Up

                  Please tell me you found him a ltbnl.

                • Future Ed May 6,2014 12:47 pm || Up

                  CITBNL

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • sslinger May 6,2014 4:44 pm || Up

                My colleague went through a bunch of craziness with his neighbor a few years ago. I think it had to do with building a fence on his land to prevent access through a public right of way, or something like that. I’ve asked him to see if he’d recommend his atty and I’ll let you know if he does.

      • Future Ed May 5,2014 6:45 pm || Up

        Receipt to be given later

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces May 7,2014 10:46 pm || Up

      Thanks for the update. Will have payment on it’s way no later than next Wed. Will reply back once it is in the series of tubes.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl May 8,2014 6:54 am || Up

        No problem – just wanted to make sure you knew you had the seats.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl May 27,2014 11:34 pm || Up

        I mailed the tickets since they were cluttering up my desk, but I don’t believe I’ve seen any payment yet. Just checking it didn’t go astray.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • 5Aces May 28,2014 7:46 am || Up

          Received and and $ now sent as well. Thanks.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • vignette17 May 8,2014 5:57 pm || Up

      Tix received! Muchas gracias!

    • Englishmajor May 8,2014 9:37 pm || Up

      Received with thanks!

  45. andeux May 7,2014 10:19 am

    Received.

    TINSTAAFK
  46. Future Ed May 8,2014 9:35 pm

    You can change the May 6th day to “enjoyed.”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 8,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      8 innings worth, anyway.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. Future Ed May 9,2014 6:42 am

    Just eyeballing the games, I don’t think our record is too good.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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