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Game 6- But This WS (like last year) Does Not Exist 263

Red Sox are up 4-0. Thank you to colin for explaining the reason behind the Marley song. I will still bitch about it.

263 thoughts on “Game 6- But This WS (like last year) Does Not Exist

  1. critter Oct 30,2013 6:28 pm

    If the sox are going to win it I hope they do it tonight. I don’t want them ruining Halloween.

  2. critter Oct 30,2013 6:37 pm

    5-0.
    Might have been posted here already but have you seen this?
    http://www.valleynewslive.com/story/23823811/woman-handing-out-letters-not-halloween-candy
    Hope her house gets egged and tp’d.

  3. andeux Oct 30,2013 6:44 pm

    In hell the Giants and Sawx alternate WS titles.

    TINSTAAFK
    • critter Oct 30,2013 6:57 pm || Up

      I must be a very bad girl.

      • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:01 pm || Up

        Yes.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • critter Oct 30,2013 7:03 pm || Up

          The jury is in already?!

          • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:04 pm || Up

            They didn’teven leave their seats. Just lookef at each other and nodded.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • critter Oct 30,2013 7:08 pm || Up

              My name is Sisyphus (aka “A’s fan”) and I’m appealing my verdict.

              • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:21 pm || Up

                My.name is rio. I dance on the sand

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • critter Oct 30,2013 7:28 pm || Up

                  I knew it because of your cherry ice-cream smile.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2013 7:01 pm

    I have finished carving my pumpkin. Thank goodness there’s not a baseball game going on to distract me from my task.

    Usually I go for more exotic facial patterns, but this year I chose a more classic triangle-based look. On a awesomely funky bumpy pumpkin. Very pleased, will post a pic in a moment.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2013 7:15 pm || Up

      Bumpy pumpkin…bumpkin:

      Alit:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:03 pm

    I have2 days of homework to demand the boys finish

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2013 7:17 pm || Up

      It must be rough on you.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:20 pm || Up

        Motivationis, “you don’twant to be doing homeworkon halloween?”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. critter Oct 30,2013 7:06 pm

    Thought I posted this already but if you’re a last minute Halloween shopper try CVS. In my area it had cheaper candy than any other drug/grocery store or Kmart (I don’t have a Walmart nearby). $1.88 for a bag of many good ones with card. This is your PSA for the night.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2013 7:13 pm || Up

      Getting good candy is crucial. Fractions of a penny more to make a kid happy with a Snickers or Reeses than to disappoint a kid with off-brand hard candy. And you raisins people can go fuck yourselves.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:16 pm || Up

        We are going out of neighborhoodagain this year for that reason.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • critter Oct 30,2013 7:21 pm || Up

          I’ve got Reeses, Snickers, Kitkats and Starburst candy corn. Come on by!

      • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:20 pm || Up

        I love you.

      • andeux Oct 30,2013 7:44 pm || Up

        We have full-size Snickers and Reeses (along with alternatives for those lacking in taste) because we only ever get a handful of kids. Although I don’t actually want that to change.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:47 pm || Up

          I’ll be there in 20.

          • andeux Oct 31,2013 7:48 pm || Up

            8 kids so far, most of whom chose some sour thing. What is wrong with kids these days?

            TINSTAAFK
            • Soaker Oct 31,2013 8:04 pm || Up

              I’m pretty sure most of us grown-up FKers will be at the supermarket tomorrow loading up on 75%-off Fun Size Butterfingers.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Englishmajor Oct 31,2013 10:25 pm || Up

                The next Josh Hamilton Appreciation Night isn’t until May 30, is there room to store them until then?

            • whimsical witch Oct 31,2013 8:17 pm || Up

              we have lots of good candy left. where are the kids tonight??? :(

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 8:21 pm || Up

                The pace of kids has matched our candy supply pretty well so far. Mostly done now except for the occasional group of uncostumed 15 year-olds holding open backpacks for candy.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • whimsical witch Oct 31,2013 8:33 pm || Up

                  it’s been beyond mellow here tonight. even with our giant row of skull lights and my awesome witch costume. sadness!

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 9:15 pm || Up

                  We have 53 pumpkins and gourds on our porch!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • whimsical witch Oct 31,2013 10:17 pm || Up

                  trade you!

                • ptbnl Oct 31,2013 8:33 pm || Up

                  Driveway Follies as good as usual, and the street it’s on is just the right length to trick or treat afterwards.

                  I was tempted to kick up the arse the kid emptying out entire bowls of candy outside empty houses into his pillowcase.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 9:15 pm || Up

                  As with most things human, I pretty much assume that anything requiring everyone to moderate their actions for the common good is doomed to failure.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Nov 1,2013 11:27 am || Up

                  we did commercial merchants on 24th (and treat street homes), then went ot a friends neigfhborhood where the good stuff is.

                  our buckets overfloweth.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Oct 30,2013 9:03 pm || Up

          I’ve got me. Naked. I chose Trick this year.

          • critter Oct 30,2013 10:08 pm || Up

            Fellow cat lover… hmmm. I’m tempted.

            • dmoas Oct 30,2013 10:14 pm || Up

              Kitten food has higher calories. Go to an adult food and it’ll help with the chubbiness. My eldest had a similar problem. She LOVED the kitten stuff, but we got her weight under control from the switch. Just do it gradually and the little one will be fine.

              • critter Oct 30,2013 10:24 pm || Up

                I’m guessing you didn’t read the post below about not feeding him kitten food any longer. Or this is code to wait until I’m skinnier to trick at your door on Halloween. You know, I didn’t say I would be naked too.

      • PDXAthleticsfan Oct 31,2013 10:06 am || Up
        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • batgirl Oct 31,2013 10:29 am || Up

        Last year we ran out quickly and many kids were disappointed with our soutwest airlines leftover peanut packs.

  7. Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:08 pm

    Should i stop theo? He has found some slot machinegame on his kindl that he usingfor tiempo libre

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:09 pm

    @critter: is it a PSA. With GUITARS!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:21 pm

    Do you ever feel like someone played pinball with your brain while you were at work? Today.

    • critter Oct 30,2013 7:31 pm || Up

      No, but I did feel like I was playing pinball with your brain today. ooo- bounce plays off of neurons get me lotsa points!

      • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:39 pm || Up

        I hate training new people at work. My girl I was teaining today went straight to an ortho clinic after school and isn’t familiar with certain things we do in hospitals anymore. So I was training her to do my job, plus covering the full ER during lunch. My patient load was a possible heart attack, possible stroke, hypothyroidism, and a drug seeker. My brain melted.

        • critter Oct 30,2013 7:42 pm || Up

          She suggested physical rehab for all of the patients?

        • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:43 pm || Up

          At one point I said, “stay right here for just a minute. Yell if someone starts to die.”

          I’m sure that was helpful. I’m not used to a full ER load so I panicked. Dr. Asshole was being an asshole today too.

          • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:48 pm || Up

            Scrubs move

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • critter Oct 30,2013 7:49 pm || Up

            “stay right here for just a minute. Yell if someone starts to die.”
            Actually that’s the best thing to do when you’re taking care of everything else and the other person is clueless. Throwing someone in the fire is not advisable when lives are at stake. I think you did good.

            • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:55 pm || Up

              It’s been 2 years since she has started an IV, so she couldn’t even help with that. After I discharged my patients I made her sit down and start IVs on all the nurses on break. It’s not as easy as it looks.

              I got an IV no one else could get this weekend. I was pumped. I’m was the newest nurse that tried.

              • critter Oct 30,2013 8:09 pm || Up

                You could probably do one on me in the winter time! I’ve got Reynaud’s so they constrict a lot.

              • Future Ed Oct 30,2013 8:11 pm || Up

                It looks easy?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • critter Oct 30,2013 8:17 pm || Up

                  That’s what an ex said about doing a thoracotomy on a bloated goat (that got bloat because he kept letting her roam free). I had what was basically a stick goat drawing in a vet manual. I couldn’t do it and she died. I still feel bad.

                • critter Oct 30,2013 8:20 pm || Up

                  Actually a rumenotomy. oops.

                • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 8:36 pm || Up

                  My nursey BFF J and I like to watch procedures like thoracotomies on youtube… only they’re in third world countries. People don’t wear glovea. They have dirt floors and no lighting. It’s amazing.

  10. Jennifer Oct 30,2013 7:32 pm

    For the last few days I’ve had the urge to make sheet angels. They’re snow angels, but I’m in bed. The sheets feel smooth. Additionally, Fatty McGee over here has had two cupcakes this week and they tasted like shit. I may be going crazy.

    • critter Oct 30,2013 7:37 pm || Up

      My kitten is getting chubby. The vet called back today after my friend took his two girls in to give him the results of a biopsy (just a cyst) so I asked. Told him he didn’t have the round belly worms give cats but he loved to eat and was getting a little thick. He thinks Abraham is just one of those cats that love to eat and hopefully he’ll grow out of it. Poor Abe.

      • dmoas Oct 30,2013 9:05 pm || Up

        Time to take him off the kitten food if he’s still eating it.

        • critter Oct 30,2013 9:16 pm || Up

          Thanks, but he’s been off for almost a month now. Boy just likes to eat I think.

  11. critter Oct 30,2013 7:32 pm

    I like how the ump says “striiiike- eeee!” and that’s about all I like about this game.

  12. critter Oct 30,2013 7:38 pm

    THE CARD’S SCORED A POINT!!!! (as my friend said)

  13. Future Ed Oct 30,2013 7:49 pm

    Boston police have asked peopleto leave open spaces.

    Boston weak

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. critter Oct 30,2013 8:23 pm

    HURRAY! The WS is over!!!
    Go Raiduhs.

  15. Jennifer Oct 30,2013 8:41 pm

    Some of my favorite youtube procedures. Warning: graphic content

    • Jennifer Oct 30,2013 8:44 pm || Up

      Ack! Someone make the video players smaller, please. I can’t see the embed settings on my phone to fix it myself.

      • critter Oct 30,2013 8:48 pm || Up

        I wish I had something like this when Athena the goat died. Or when my boy Elijah suffocated to death- but maybe it wouldn’t have helped him since I didn’t know his trachea was swelling shut. Thought he was choking on something. Of all things a rodent bite did him in.

  16. nobody in particular Oct 30,2013 8:57 pm

    I am shocked that no one has commented here on Jonny Gomes postgame, on-the-field, over-the-Fenway-PA comments in which — with the most unhappy look ever seen on a face that just won the WS — he took an extended, veiled swipe at Billy Beane for choosing the fantasy of Chris Young’s career WAR over giving him a 2-year deal to stay here.

    I would try to type out exactly what he said, but the gist of it sounded for all the world like he was waving the trophy in Billy Beane’s face in front of the whole planet. He did everything but name BB, saying effectively (I’m paraphrasing) that all the sabremetrics and WAR doesn’t give you a man like him, the guy you wanna “go to war with in the playoffs”.

    I am too stunned to keep typing right now, did anyone else witness this?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • critter Oct 30,2013 9:20 pm || Up

      Sorry- I switched to another channel as soon as the game ended. Rather watch Supernatural and American Horror Story than a post WS win with the sux.
      As for Gomes? Blip on my screen.

    • Englishmajor Oct 30,2013 9:21 pm || Up

      I did, but I didn’t take it that way quite so much. Perhaps I should have.

      • nobody in particular Oct 30,2013 9:28 pm || Up

        I sat there stunned, trying not to, but come on it was obvious. He was dissing Beane almost by name!!!!!

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2013 9:37 pm || Up

      • dmoas Oct 31,2013 10:14 am || Up

        It’s nice that a guy who only has a job because of his SABR value rails against SABR.

        • nevermoor Oct 31,2013 11:37 am || Up

          #JoeMorgan

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  17. dmoas Oct 30,2013 10:00 pm

    Since the beginning of the Wild Card era, has there been a team in the lower half of payroll or revenue that has won a World Series?

    • andeux Oct 30,2013 10:02 pm || Up

      Marlins?

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas Oct 30,2013 10:14 pm || Up

        Didn’t they buy both of theirs?

        • andeux Oct 31,2013 9:37 am || Up

          They did in 1997 (5th highest payroll) but not in 2003 (26th).
          In revenue they were 10th in 1997 and 24th in 2003, according to the numbers here, and toward the bottom in profitability both years.

          TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Oct 31,2013 10:12 am || Up

            Hmm. If they’re the only ones, then it’s exceptionally rare. Seems to suggest there’s a lack of parity there.

  18. lenscrafters Oct 30,2013 11:20 pm

    I’m so sick of it not being the A’s.

    • critter Oct 30,2013 11:27 pm || Up

      Next year, always next year. (((lenscrafters)))

    • mother pucker Oct 30,2013 11:56 pm || Up

      I believe you mentioned this in the aftermath of it, but that game four still haunts me. The bottom of the 5th inning, the bottom of the 7th, the top of the 8th, Anderson. Jesus fk’ing Christ.

  19. Englishmajor Oct 31,2013 12:03 am

    The A’s haven’t announced spring training schedules so far as I can tell. But the Brewers have, and their first game is against the A’s at Phoenix Muni on Thursday, February 27, so it’s possible that’s the first A’s game as well. I heard Vince or Guy say on the final broadcast that the first broadcast game was Saturday, March 1. Brewers pitchers and catchers report on February 15; again, we don’t know yet when the A’s do, but those of us at Ricky’s tonight watching the game decided that Valentine’s Day was more appropriate for our boys.

    So, as I’m posting this around 12:01 am on Thursday, that’s 107 days away.

  20. batgirl Oct 31,2013 10:35 am

    “And for the first time since 1918 the Red Sox clinch at home!” Who gives a shit? Hey Red Sox, you’ve won 3 times in 10 years. Your long suffering, year counting nonsense went out the window 10 years ago. No one cares whether it was on the road or at home, we just wish you assholes would go away.

    • Future Ed Oct 31,2013 11:41 am || Up

      they beat the tigers at home last week.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 1:10 pm || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Oct 31,2013 2:15 pm || Up

        Especially this:

        Fuck your undeserved underdog attitude.

        TINSTAAFK
      • colin Nov 1,2013 5:54 am || Up

        Endorsed! Though in the defense of Red Sox fans (gross), I don’t think anyone would have even thought about the “first World Series win at home since 1918” thing except that Fox shoved it down everybody’s throat.

  21. Jennifer Oct 31,2013 5:36 pm

    I’m pumped for this movie.

    • PDXAthleticsfan Nov 4,2013 9:41 am || Up

      We saw this on IMDB over the weekend. The plot is totally ridiculous, but we will be forced to go to it with Spawn1.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  22. Jennifer Oct 31,2013 7:09 pm

    First hot tubbing adventure post op. Bets on the stuff I grow on my incisions?

    • Soaker Oct 31,2013 7:20 pm || Up

      Soaker spent yesterday out soaking, and had a local visitor while I was filling one of the tubs:

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 8:15 pm || Up

        Don’t cows make the hot springs icky?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer Oct 31,2013 8:29 pm || Up

          Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy

        • Soaker Oct 31,2013 8:30 pm || Up

          Somebody must have a temporary grazing license out there (“there” being Long Valley near Mammoth Lakes; it’s either BLM or LA Dept. of Water and Power land). You do see a few cowpies around but it’s not that big a problem. That was a weird cow that was attracted to the hot water; you’d usually expect them to head down to that lake in the background for their drink. Full soak report here.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Jennifer Oct 31,2013 8:40 pm || Up

            I fear things would grow in my nooks and crannies after soaking in that.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 9:19 pm || Up

            Great names for those spots…Wild Willy’s and the Crab Cooker.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Nov 1,2013 11:29 am || Up

            that sounds redundant, If you got the water, you got the power.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2013 12:10 pm || Up

              Then you get the women, if I recall correctly.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Oct 31,2013 8:31 pm || Up

        I’ve had a rough week. I worked a day, went shopping, got a mani/pedi, massage and a facial. Life is tough.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2013 9:21 pm || Up

          You earned it, there’ll be plenty more nurse hell weeks in your future I’m sure.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Jennifer Nov 1,2013 8:12 pm

    Why are girls so hard to get along with?

    • dmoas Nov 1,2013 8:16 pm || Up

      Are you seriously asking a (predominate) group of guys that?

      • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 8:18 pm || Up

        Maybe.

        • dmoas Nov 1,2013 8:20 pm || Up

          Sorry. You must really be desperate.

          • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 8:23 pm || Up

            A little.

          • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 8:28 pm || Up

            I think I’m missing something in my girl startup kit. Why must we travel in a herd?

            • dmoas Nov 1,2013 8:31 pm || Up

              Strength in numbers?

              • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 8:33 pm || Up

                I’m having a moment here, so forgive me.

                • dmoas Nov 1,2013 9:22 pm || Up

                  No worries. Have your moment.

                • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 9:26 pm || Up

                  Naw, I took it elsewhere. Someone got an earful and saved you guys from too much agony.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2013 9:23 pm || Up

              I don’t know, but it’s clearly something that’s hard-wired with many girls, as i saw just a few minutes ago when I picked up my 12 year old from the party she was at.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Nov 1,2013 9:05 pm || Up

      They are not

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • grover Nov 1,2013 9:16 pm || Up

      I have more female friends than I do guys.

      Yes, I’m straight.

      • Jennifer Nov 1,2013 9:21 pm || Up

        Duh, it’s because the women folk flock to you like stink on shit.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2013 9:26 pm || Up

          I dunno, in my experience the men who women love are often not the ones women like.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • grover Nov 2,2013 2:15 pm || Up

          I’m flattered you think that but… not really.

    • whimsical witch Nov 1,2013 10:13 pm || Up

      this is why my close friends are mostly guys. :(

  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2013 10:14 pm

    Hey batgirl! We’re playing Chip “Oregon” Kelly and the Michael Vicks on Sunday…is that enough to get you on board with the Raider Nation?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Nov 2,2013 6:53 am || Up

      Is Vick playing? Because if he is and you can sack hin 10 or so times, I might consider it, if only for the bye week.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 9:00 am || Up

        Vick’s out, but he’ll be on the Eagle sidelines. Maybe one of our safeties will get a clean shot at him on an out of bounds continuation kind of play.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. colin Nov 2,2013 10:46 am

    I went to the Red Sox parade this morning. And then took a long hot shower to wash the stink off.

    • doctorK Nov 2,2013 2:01 pm || Up

  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 1:54 pm

    Just had lunch at the restaurant they named after me. Very good, especially the brunch paninis. Pizza is exccellent, not unique but comparable to more pricey places like Pizzaiolo. Full bar, nice open high ceiling space, ample parking at Emeryville Public Market. We went after biking the bay-side trail from E-ville to Albany and back. FSU recommends.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Nov 6,2013 9:04 am || Up

      paninis??

      licenza di italiano onorario revocato.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Nov 6,2013 9:04 am || Up

        merda.

        *revocata.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Nov 6,2013 9:26 am || Up

          Seriously. Everyone knows it’s “Paninii”

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 6,2013 9:20 am || Up

        Eggs sunnyside-up, sautéed spinach and onions, tomatoes, fennel sausage, and prosciutto all together in a massive Panini…man, just writing this comment is making me drool with lustful hunger, again.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Nov 6,2013 9:30 am || Up

          a panini??? mi stai uccidendo.

          1 panino.

          2+ panini.

          (but yes, that does sound sooooo good. i must come up with a good excuse to visit emeryville today.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Nov 6,2013 4:39 pm || Up

            jinxed myself. about 15 minutes after this comment, i ate a banana that gave me really awful stabbing pains in my stomach. barely managed to eat lunch at all. still hurts even. sadface.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed Nov 6,2013 6:38 pm || Up

              you ate the one I threw at you? bad move

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Nov 8,2013 11:07 am || Up

              3 days later, still have the stomach ache. it’s not constant, but strikes randomly, suddenly, and with conviction. am starting to consider a doctor’s visit.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 8,2013 1:13 pm || Up

                I had something like that earlier this year, which I too attributed to food (specifically, the Aranciata at Boot and Shoe Service). Lasted about 10 days before I went to doc, she was unable to diagnose, said to come back if it was still a problem in two more weeks. It resolved itself before then.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV Nov 8,2013 1:39 pm || Up

                  i feel better just knowing it probably doesn’t have a clear solution.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Nov 11,2013 10:31 am || Up

                  still hurts. and calling around for a doctor is how i find out today is veterans’ say. sad tummy.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Nov 6,2013 11:07 am || Up

          You lost me at Eggs. Really, nothing on that sounds particularly drool worthy.

          • AV Nov 6,2013 4:43 pm || Up

            i love sunny side up eggs. especially if made in olive oil, not butter. yields more crunchies on the outside. thusly:

            (ouch. looking at that makes me drool, makes me imagine piles of prosciutto too. yet aches my tummy!!)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Nov 6,2013 5:37 pm || Up

              I like eggs when they go down, but I spend the rest of the day tasting them. Not worth it.

            • colin Nov 7,2013 5:10 am || Up

              I usually fry my eggs over easy, but I agree about the olive oil. I have gotten into a serious eggs and toast habit over the last couple months and I love it.

              • AV Nov 7,2013 9:44 am || Up

                it’s a good habit.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • DFA Nov 7,2013 10:27 am || Up

                English muffins my friend. More crannies for eggy goodness to soak into

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 7,2013 10:36 am || Up

                  Yesterday my boy asked me to make him scrambled eggs with a fried egg on top, because he wanted to let the runny yolk leak into the scrambled eggs. Kid may be a genius.

                • AV Nov 7,2013 10:57 am || Up

                  O_O

                  want.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Nov 7,2013 4:10 pm || Up

                  oh my god. That is brilliant.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Jennifer Nov 7,2013 6:04 pm || Up

                  Isn’t it. Kid deserves a medal.

                • nevermoor Nov 7,2013 10:44 am || Up

                  Scrambled eggs in ham cups that have been baked. Delicious and zero carbs.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Nov 7,2013 12:24 pm || Up

                  Carbs are delicious.

                  Also bacon>>>ham

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Nov 7,2013 12:26 pm || Up

                  MMmm… bacon cup with a melted cheese in it.

                • nevermoor Nov 7,2013 12:29 pm || Up

                  You aren’t a fatass, so you’re entitled.

                  And while that second part is true, ham makes a better cup than bacon.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Nov 7,2013 12:34 pm || Up

                  Or you could do what I did at a Jesa party a couple of years ago. English muffin bottom disk, bacon lined walls baked egg over easy.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Nov 7,2013 12:35 pm || Up

                  Also since moving to LA I have gained 12 lbs

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Nov 7,2013 6:05 pm || Up

                  I can’t, though, b/c of the muffin. Though I freely admit that it sounds awesome.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Nov 7,2013 3:05 pm || Up

                I stopped frying. Poached.

                easy. Better.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Nov 7,2013 3:50 pm || Up

                  Poaching is a huge pain in the ass.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Nov 7,2013 6:20 pm || Up

                  have trouble boiling water?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Nov 8,2013 8:37 am || Up

                  the whirlpool/not breaking the yoke

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Nov 8,2013 10:25 am || Up

                  It’s a skill I don’t have either. I cheat and use a special pan.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Nov 8,2013 10:32 am || Up

                  I probably do it wrong and cook them too long, but I poach eggs in salsa and then melt a bit of cheese on top, then spoon the whole mess onto some tortilla chips.

                  yes, I make breakfast nachos. Deal with it. /micdrop

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Nov 8,2013 10:36 am || Up

                  Sounds kind of like the Israeli dish shakshuka, except for the cheese and tortilla chips.

                • AV Nov 8,2013 11:04 am || Up

                  available at beauty’s bagels.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 8,2013 11:10 am || Up

                  Oh really…all the more reason for me to make a pilgrimage there. There was this place on MacDougal Street in Greenwich Village that made it so good I wanted to cry when I moved away.

                • AV Nov 8,2013 11:15 am || Up

                  huh. it’s not on the online menu, but i’ve had it there twice. i believe it’s oven poached. really good stuff.

                  and don’t mention macdougal street unless you’ve brought mamoun’s for everyone.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Nov 8,2013 11:20 am || Up

                  You have no idea how much Mamoun’s I ate.

                • Glorious Mundy Nov 11,2013 9:40 am || Up

                  I had an hour to kill in in South Berkeley yesterday around 10 am, so I decided to check out Beauty’s. 30 minutes of looking for parking and watching the line get longer each time I cirled later, I gave up.

                • AV Nov 11,2013 10:30 am || Up

                  bummer!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Nov 8,2013 10:50 am || Up

                  Um… is there bacon in there?

                • MikeV Nov 8,2013 10:54 am || Up

                  NO BUT THERE WILL BE NEXT TIME.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Nov 8,2013 11:15 am || Up

                  And then you’ll have won.

                • DFA Nov 8,2013 11:45 am || Up

                  This is a really good idea.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Nov 8,2013 11:55 am || Up

                  It’s amazing. Been kind of a family tradition, every time I go to LA and visit my Aunt/Uncle, we go to Tito’s Tacos for dinner and use the leftover salsa and chips the next morning for breakfast. Also leftover cold tacos out of the fridge are amazing.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

            • DFA Nov 7,2013 9:23 am || Up

              duck fat my friend. Duck fat

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • ptbnl Nov 6,2013 10:53 am || Up

      I just visited an excellent microbrewery in Bologna:

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Nov 6,2013 4:44 pm || Up

        hmmm. that might just cure me…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 2:54 pm

    I just bet $5 to Win on #4 New Year’s Day in the Breeder’s Cup Juvenile, at > 10:1, based exclusively on daughter Primera’s prediction and no other insight whatsoever, and he won! $50! I will now give up my own handicapping delusions and simply bet the savant picks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Jennifer Nov 2,2013 3:00 pm || Up

      Can I have $5?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 4:16 pm || Up

        In the Classic (post time ~5:30 PDT, NBC), she likes #6, Mucho Macho Man. At ~5:1 that’s way better than $5. Bet the student loan payment on it.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer Nov 2,2013 4:40 pm || Up

          I don’t know what that means.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 5:11 pm || Up

            If you believe that Primera is infallible, go online and bet your entire monthly budget on Mucho Macho Man, and reap rich rewards worth way more than $5.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • andeux Nov 2,2013 5:36 pm || Up

              Only 7:2 now though.

              TINSTAAFK
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 5:38 pm || Up

                3.5 monthly budgets! She can’t lose!

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux Nov 2,2013 5:41 pm || Up

                  * should not be construed as guarantee of winning

                  TINSTAAFK
                • andeux Nov 2,2013 5:48 pm || Up

                  Wow. Nice!

                  TINSTAAFK
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 5:51 pm || Up

                  Hee hee hee!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Jennifer Nov 2,2013 6:34 pm || Up

                  Did you win?

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 11:55 pm || Up

                  Yes, won $75 on the day, almost all on the strength of Primera’s recommendation.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Nov 2,2013 10:03 pm || Up

          Daddy daughter day

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 11:56 pm || Up

            I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • andeux Nov 3,2013 9:06 am || Up

              I don’t like the way that episode ends.

              Speaking of which, earlier in the week I was ready to make an uncharacteristically optimistic prediction of a Buffalo upset over KC today, but somehow I don’t think Jeff Tuel is the man to pull that off.

              TINSTAAFK
              • andeux Nov 3,2013 12:54 pm || Up

                KC is who I thought they were. Denver is going to demolish them.

                TINSTAAFK
                • batgirl Nov 3,2013 6:26 pm || Up

                  I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    • Soaker Nov 2,2013 5:35 pm || Up

      MAKE KRISTIN CHENOWETH STOP…PLEASE…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 5:38 pm || Up

        I had to ask who she was.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2013 5:40 pm || Up

      I have Mucho Macho Man with Palace Malice and Moreno in a $3 4-6-8 trifecta box, on top of Primera’s $10 MMM Win bet.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Jennifer Nov 2,2013 5:47 pm

    So what’s there to do in Oakland with no baseball?

    • ptbnl Nov 2,2013 6:47 pm || Up

      Everything else.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Nov 2,2013 6:52 pm || Up

        This might be happening.

        • Future Ed Nov 2,2013 10:07 pm || Up

          ?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Nov 2,2013 10:08 pm || Up

            Dammit.

            In december?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Englishmajor Nov 2,2013 10:10 pm || Up

              Before or after Xmas? There are some fun holiday things you might like.

              • Jennifer Nov 3,2013 5:15 am || Up

                First week of December. For ONE day, likely.

                • Englishmajor Nov 3,2013 2:15 pm || Up

                  That changes things, yeah….we have to do it like the NYTimes “24 Hours in …”. Weekday or weekend?

                • Jennifer Nov 3,2013 2:19 pm || Up

                  Most likely arrive December 5 in late afternoon. Concert Friday the 6th, home Saturday morning.

                • ptbnl Nov 4,2013 3:05 am || Up

                  Damn … my freebie Southwest return ticket expires on December 4th.

                  If anyone can use it please let me know!

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • DFA Nov 4,2013 9:23 am || Up

                  what does this mean?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • ptbnl Nov 4,2013 9:35 pm || Up

                  Ummm … I have a voucher for a free return flight on Southwest that expires on December 4th but I can’t use it so I need to find someone who can.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • dmoas Nov 5,2013 9:31 am || Up

                  So, in other words, friends fly free.

                • ptbnl Nov 5,2013 9:32 am || Up

                  “Friend” at least, unless two people each go one way.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Nov 5,2013 10:54 am || Up

                  Are there limitations for dates or places? Or is it anywhere that Southwest flies in the US?

                • ptbnl Nov 5,2013 3:03 pm || Up

                  Anywhere SW flies.

                  Has to be before December 4th.

                  Some seats on any flight; any seat on some flights.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  29. batgirl Nov 6,2013 12:18 pm

    I love that Mayor Crack Pipe did his presser in an NFL necktie.

  30. batgirl Nov 6,2013 12:29 pm
  31. Englishmajor Nov 6,2013 1:44 pm

    OC@10:

    I thought the video was kind of sad. Not much of a party.

    • dmoas Nov 6,2013 1:48 pm || Up

      I saw some post about “community” and laughed. There’s no community there.

      • Future Ed Nov 6,2013 1:55 pm || Up

        There is plenty of commodity.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Nov 6,2013 2:00 pm || Up

        I like how there is a 15 second ad before the video starts. That completely sums up that site.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • MikeV Nov 6,2013 2:03 pm || Up

          OOH AND ANOTHER AD AFTER THE VIDEO PLAYS.

          hahahahahahah

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

      • lenscrafters Nov 6,2013 2:00 pm || Up

        It’s a little sad that a FP post celebrating AN’s tenth has only 49 comments at the time of this comment…and that’s counting Blez’s comments, and self congratulations from other FP writers and SBNation blog owners. Oh well.

        • dmoas Nov 6,2013 2:01 pm || Up

          Don’t they know AN died a couple of years ago?

        • Englishmajor Nov 6,2013 2:11 pm || Up

          Including RevFKingHaloFKingFan. Blech.

      • DFA Nov 6,2013 2:15 pm || Up

        This says everything

        Ultimately, though, Athletics Nation wouldn’t be what it is today without people like Nico, baseballgirl

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Nov 7,2013 1:02 pm || Up

        “Community” and “wound” are both words in the subhead

    • PDXAthleticsfan Nov 6,2013 2:24 pm || Up

      If you value your computer monitor, do not go to the “2013 Best of AN Awards” thread.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • MikeV Nov 6,2013 2:27 pm || Up

        Just for fun I clicked on the “offseason plan” thread.

        Nice to see the guy who runs the site is STILL making beastiality comments. What a POS.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Nov 6,2013 2:27 pm || Up

        Is it a black hole sucking your monitor into the oblivion?

        • PDXAthleticsfan Nov 6,2013 2:36 pm || Up

          It’s sucking my monitor into my fist. Sorry, State of Oregon – some idiots on a baseball blog destroyed your equipment.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • Englishmajor Nov 6,2013 2:30 pm || Up

        There are so many posters there who I think must be the “No, Queen. To make it funny!” kid grown up.

      • DFA Nov 6,2013 2:39 pm || Up

        Who are those people?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • doctorK Nov 7,2013 7:08 pm || Up

      I am struggling to resist the temptation to go there are get banned.

  32. whimsical witch Nov 6,2013 9:47 pm

    party at my house, let me know if you want to be there and you’re not on fb: friday, 11/15. board game night. potluck food, potluck booze. unincorporated hayward, near the meek mansion. xoxo

  33. Soaker Nov 7,2013 2:37 pm

    I won’t be “rooting” for Furd tonight but I’d like to see them win. It will make our improbable, glorious, six-lateral Big Game victory that much more devastatingly soul-crushing.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl Nov 7,2013 3:07 pm || Up

      I am so excited and nervous!!!

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 7,2013 7:49 pm || Up

        Hey, just turned on the TV and they’re winning 20-0. I was expecting a Duck blowout.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 7,2013 7:52 pm || Up

          Though Stanford blew them out in the Gameday sign contest:

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Nov 7,2013 7:54 pm || Up

            We used to say “you can’t get fucked without the UC getting in the middle”

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Nov 7,2013 8:33 pm || Up

          The loss to Utah will be nothing compared to the loss to the sturdy Golden Bears.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • dmoas Nov 7,2013 8:37 pm || Up

            I didn’t know Stanford played the Chicago Bears this year.

      • Soaker Nov 7,2013 9:06 pm || Up

        Boy, a near Callapso but they hang on.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • batgirl Nov 7,2013 10:22 pm || Up

          Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

        • nevermoor Nov 8,2013 7:39 am || Up

          Where was THAT Oregon all game? Still, very impressive win by a Stanford squad that I thought was overrated. Also, too: Baylor.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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