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Game 160: A temp-dead Regis eyed 149

Needing to win 2 of 3 to hold onto home field in the first playoff round, the A’s and Bartolo Colón are staring down His Royal Majesty Felix Hernandez — in his second start since spending 3 weeks on the disabled list — at Safeco tonight. Some FKers are up there, so for instance look for wacchampions in the stands handing out “Save Oakland Sports” signs to replace the little yellow ones the folks in the “King’s Court” are often seen to hold aloft. As if their monarch is any match for the Mayor of the Coliseum.

O:
CF  Co /  3B  Jo /  SS  Low /  DH   Mo /  LF  Yo /  RF  Jo II /  C   Vo /  1B   Barto /  2B  So
P  ‘tolo

M’s:
SS Brad Miller  / RF Franklin Gutierrez   / 3B Kyle Seager   / DH Kendrys Morales   / LF Raul Ibanez   / 1B Justin Smoak    / CF Michael Saunders   / C Mike Zunino   / 2B Nick Franklin
P Felix Hernandez

149 thoughts on “Game 160: A temp-dead Regis eyed

  1. nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 6:26 pm


    fit for a King

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • andeux Sep 27,2013 7:35 pm || Up

      Did you see that Fripp is putting together a new KC lineup, w/o Belew?

      TINSTAAFK
      • nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 7:39 pm || Up

        that’s what I linked to under the song

        it was also part of the pun theme of the thread

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  2. bear88 Sep 27,2013 6:31 pm

    I’m not counting on the Marlins to cling to a one-run lead over the Tigers in the 8th, but it’s possible.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 27,2013 6:38 pm || Up

      Huh. Jhonny Peralta is actually playing left field.

  3. nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 6:43 pm
    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  4. bear88 Sep 27,2013 6:44 pm

    I don’t think Jim Leyland cares much about home field.

  5. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 7:03 pm

    Bartolo just gave a sweet smile and a cap tip to someone — I think it must have been our brothers and sisters. Looks like a beautiful Seattle evening.

  6. mikeA Sep 27,2013 7:05 pm

    Tigers lose.

    • nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 7:07 pm || Up

      Now the A’s just have to win 1 of 3, preferably this one.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  7. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 7:13 pm

    Coco says Take This Crown And Shove It.

    • AV Sep 27,2013 7:17 pm || Up

      at least straighten it out for him.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 7:16 pm

    LOL at the THANKS on the field for Fan Appreciation Night. The fans seem to be celebrating it elsewhere.

  9. brian.only Sep 27,2013 7:21 pm

    Embossed.

  10. bear88 Sep 27,2013 7:21 pm

    Moss again. Wow.

  11. 5Aces Sep 27,2013 7:22 pm

    Like a BOSS!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 7:22 pm

    ahem. MOSS IS BOSS!

    • AV Sep 27,2013 7:27 pm || Up

      hit “show” in that grayed out box on the top left corner of FK. then “+ new.” then invite me to your house.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 7:30 pm || Up

        thank you. i will get to it. (invited you on fb, fool! <3)

        • AV Sep 27,2013 7:32 pm || Up

          does that mean you’re dressing as mr T this year?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 7:35 pm || Up

            heh. i’m still in the pondering phase.

  13. nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 7:22 pm

    well that was pretty beautiful

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  14. brian.only Sep 27,2013 7:26 pm

    35 pitches from Felix :)

  15. brian.only Sep 27,2013 7:30 pm

    Pitch one- 96 mph?

  16. Jennifer Sep 27,2013 7:40 pm

    Is it going to be me and 5Aces for the playoff threads?

    • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 7:59 pm || Up

      Well…not for the away games.

    • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 8:01 pm || Up

      You bringing the chips or the dip?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:04 pm || Up

        Salsa? Also, right now I’m able to eat jello and rice.

        • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 8:07 pm || Up

          FK I forgot. Sorry. Mrs. Aces went from gestational diabetes to gallbladder issues. For about a month she could basically eat nothing.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:12 pm || Up

            Unintentional weight loss! Whoo! My boobies are always the first to go. :-(

    • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 8:02 pm || Up

      And my hope is that old NRAFs will let bygones be bygones and show up next week.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Sep 27,2013 8:04 pm || Up

      i don’t have any tickets

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:05 pm || Up

        Boo/yeah!

      • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:13 pm || Up

        Do you have a fan club? I would like to join.

        • AV Sep 27,2013 8:22 pm || Up

          i’m certain this is a reply fail.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:24 pm || Up

            It is not.

            • AV Sep 27,2013 8:32 pm || Up

              in that case, i believe this makes you the only member. hence president. and vice president. and secretary. and treasurer. (can i have $5?)

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Sep 27,2013 8:08 pm || Up

      I’m in, unless they schedule all the games while I’m working.

      • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 8:51 pm || Up

        Hopefully some FKers will check in at the game and thread it up.

  17. brian.only Sep 27,2013 8:03 pm

    Texas pulls ahead 5-3.

    • doctorK Sep 27,2013 8:07 pm || Up

      I have this fantasy that either tomorrow or Sunday, with Texas’ post-season hopes on the line, Josh Hamilton rips a game-winning slam off of Joe Nathan, and as he tosses the bat, it clocks AssJack in the nutsack.

      • Kay Sep 27,2013 10:12 pm || Up

        I can get behind this.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  18. James V. Sep 27,2013 8:17 pm

    It’s lighter dirt, Fosse.

  19. 5Aces Sep 27,2013 8:17 pm

    I dont like La Potencia leaving after 3.5.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Sep 27,2013 8:22 pm || Up

      He grabbed his elbow after a swing, let’s hope he’s okay.

  20. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 8:39 pm

    Slegs go quietly.

  21. whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 8:42 pm

    why cespy so fragile-lay?

    • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 8:47 pm || Up

      He’s Italian?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Sep 27,2013 8:49 pm || Up

      He has a week to get well, better now than next week.

      • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 8:50 pm || Up

        still….sadness. give him the fucking cortisone. hell, they had all better just line up for that on the offdays.

  22. nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 8:47 pm

    Cespo: Sore right shoulder

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  23. brian.only Sep 27,2013 8:54 pm

    95mph, 86 pitches in?!

  24. whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 8:55 pm

    FUCK. i didn’t like that.

  25. brian.only Sep 27,2013 8:58 pm

    I wonder how Wolff feels now that Selig has announced his return to Mordor.
    Will things finally happen?

    • doctorK Sep 27,2013 9:06 pm || Up

      I’m imagining Selig trying to get into the Coliseum, and A’s fans standing on the BART bridge like Gandalf shouting “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”.

    • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:14 pm || Up

  26. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:01 pm

    Mouthguard sighting = Insurance Rally Power!

    • AV Sep 27,2013 9:04 pm || Up

      indeed.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. 5Aces Sep 27,2013 9:04 pm

    Dino!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 9:06 pm

    I am pretty sure that was Bryan jumping up and down in the LF bleachers as that ball left the yard, no?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:08 pm || Up

      bry said on fb they are in lf?

      • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:10 pm || Up

        in RF, I think.

        • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:11 pm || Up

          oops, meant to write that. LF. sorry. mac n cheese on the brain.

    • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:30 pm || Up

      I’ll have to rewind. So far Comcast seems to have found every A’s fan in the stands except our various friends.

      • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:30 pm || Up

        it’s beyond bizarre. g is watching every minute for us. (i’m radio gal)

      • brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:32 pm || Up

        Seems to be more than a few, also the place looks even less attended than the Coli circa 2010, it’s Friday night even.

  29. whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:06 pm

    dino! lumberjack! leonides! what else are we calling you? pretty, pretty!!!

  30. brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:24 pm

    Callaspo has really grown on me, huh.

    • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 9:26 pm || Up

      This. And I was sure I would not be saying that.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:27 pm || Up

      right??? he needs a new nickname for ps.

      • brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:29 pm || Up

        I yell out “Berto” at games, yes, need something clever.

  31. brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:26 pm

    Cookie @ 97, I’m thinking their gun is a bit hot?
    Keep it coming Cook, looking good.

  32. 5Aces Sep 27,2013 9:30 pm

    Cook gets through in one piece, but Im nowhere near saying he is fixed.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • whimsical witch Sep 27,2013 9:31 pm || Up

      FIX HIM!

      • Jennifer Sep 27,2013 9:33 pm || Up

        I will try-iiiii and fix you.

      • 5Aces Sep 27,2013 9:34 pm || Up

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:33 pm || Up

      He was actually throwing strikes today, that’s a big change.

  33. doctorK Sep 27,2013 9:38 pm

    Ugh – all this Mariano Rivera stuff is killing me. The season that Jeter decides to retire, I’ll probably spend the summer counting trees in Siberia.

    • brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      Oh jeez, just thinking about it…

    • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:42 pm || Up

      And some toothless old lady in a headscarf and apron will come up to you in the middle of the taiga and say “Americanski? Ah….Derek Jeter, do svidaniya.”

      • nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 10:04 pm || Up

        Then she will pull off all her clothes in one motion, like Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun, only instead of being naked she will be outfitted head-to-toe in full #2 Jeter uniform, pinstripeski.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • nobody in particular Sep 27,2013 10:10 pm || Up

          (then she will present Mariano Rivera with a navy blue and white “NY”-engraved borscht spoon)

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
          • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 30,2013 10:12 am || Up

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • dmoas Sep 27,2013 9:57 pm || Up

      You will not be alone.

  34. andeux Sep 27,2013 9:39 pm

    Eric Wedge is determined to extend his tenure with as many mid-inning pitching changes as possible.

    TINSTAAFK
  35. Jennifer Sep 27,2013 9:41 pm

    I love you guys.

  36. Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 9:45 pm

    Ken starts talking about Hatteberg; first baseman wearing #10 gets a hit.

  37. the llama Sep 27,2013 9:49 pm

    Man, who had Cleveland winning *90* games?!?

    • brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:53 pm || Up

      IKR, not much to smile about for them since Sizemore and Lee, I’m really pulling for them to stymie Texas!

      • nevermoor Sep 27,2013 11:55 pm || Up

        And Boston!

        A’s/Indians in the ALCS!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Kay Sep 28,2013 9:04 am || Up

          Do you REALLY want that much disharmony in your household? (heh)

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • nevermoor Sep 28,2013 1:58 pm || Up

            It would be so much fun. Plus, a team I like in the WS either way

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Kay Sep 28,2013 6:43 pm || Up

              I’ll root for Cleveland as a backup favorite someday in the future after they change their name.

              Hopefully your wife would still root for the Cleveland Spiders.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • nevermoor Sep 29,2013 11:53 am || Up

                I’m sure she would. Though she’s only an Indians fan because her dad got into baseball in 1954 when the Indians played the Giants, and had seen an Indian but never a Giant.

                My view of the racist-mascot wars is that there is definitely a line, but it should be drawn between non-judgmental names (Indians, Seminoles) and judgmental ones (Redskins).

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • andeux Sep 29,2013 12:03 pm || Up

                  Yeah, I’m ok with the name, but they need to ditch Chief Wahoo.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Sep 29,2013 3:08 pm || Up

                  Agreed. And, to their credit, they are taking steps in that direction.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2013 9:43 am || Up

                  Soooooort of.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2013 1:16 pm || Up

                  Yeah, sorry, as long as that grotesque logo is still used on any official team sanctioned gear whatsoever they get no credit from me. There are many things where organizations deserve appreciation for incremental change. The use of a racist cartoon is not one of them.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • dmoas Sep 30,2013 2:30 pm || Up

                  It really doesn’t help hearing Ray talk about how much he loves it too. Ugh. I just want to smack him every time.

                • dmoas Sep 29,2013 9:59 pm || Up

                  Replace him with a guy in a turban and maybe we’ll have something.

                • Kay Sep 30,2013 8:01 am || Up

                  The Braves, Indians, and Chiefs can stay if the Redskins change their name to the Washington Whiteys.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • dmoas Sep 30,2013 11:09 am || Up

                  It has a nice ring to it. They’d have to change their colors though.

                • futwork Sep 30,2013 12:50 pm || Up

                  I’ve got a Washington Rednecks hat. It gets mixed reviews around town.

                • AV Sep 30,2013 1:02 pm || Up

                  OMG.

                  some guy, flying with his two pree-teen children, on the plane JFK –> OAK, was wearing a teeshirt that on the front had fake farsi script that said “infidel.” on back, “martyr is just a fancy word for bad fighter.”

                  unbelievable.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2013 1:17 pm || Up

                  Yikes! That’s really stupid. Like criminally negligently stupid.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • dmoas Sep 30,2013 2:33 pm || Up

                  I actually thought it was funny. Oh, wait, I thought it said “farter is just a fancy word for bad fighter.” Nevermind.

          • colin Sep 28,2013 2:07 pm || Up

            It would increase the harmony in my household, though my wife will be in a funk for at least a week if when the Red Sox get knocked out.

  38. brian.only Sep 27,2013 9:56 pm

    I’d be fine if Doo was the closer if anyone was wondering, aside form the few crappy appearances a spell back, he’s been quite impressive.

  39. bear88 Sep 27,2013 10:05 pm

    So barring disaster, it’s a Friday game, probably in the evening.

    • dmoas Sep 27,2013 10:10 pm || Up

      Dodgers on the road all but guarantees the late game.

  40. the llama Sep 27,2013 10:11 pm

    Man, if Ibanez had anything resembling a normal aging curve in his twenties, he’d be closing in on 3000 hits and 500 home runs.

  41. brian.only Sep 27,2013 10:17 pm

    95!

    Woohoo!!!

  42. oblique Sep 27,2013 10:28 pm

    Nice bin, witches.

  43. AV Sep 27,2013 10:30 pm

    a photo of the coliseum on the front page of the NYT online. and you can almost see the A’s logo. …yadda yadda yadda about the amanda blumenherst, wife of freiman, and golf.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Englishmajor Sep 27,2013 10:43 pm || Up

      It’s sweet.

      In previous years, when Freiman played in the minors, his season was over in time for him to accompany Blumenherst to Asia. To reduce expenses, he would even caddy for her. She might have competed there this year if not for Freiman’s postseason opportunity in Oakland.

      • the llama Sep 27,2013 10:48 pm || Up

        With the Tigers throwing three righties, they might have time for a quick jaunt to Asia before the ALCS.

  44. Glorious Mundy Sep 28,2013 9:29 am

    The Rangers and Angels are both wearing red tops today. There must be a rule against that.

    • mother pucker Sep 28,2013 9:55 am || Up

      Kind odd too that each team elects to wear a heavier color an 80+ degree day in Arlington.

    • doctorK Sep 28,2013 10:36 am || Up

      AngeLOLs – three errors in the first two innings, four total.

  45. brian.only Sep 28,2013 11:46 am

    TB better get in gear, c’mon boys!

  46. mother pucker Sep 28,2013 12:26 pm

    Seeing some grumblings on Twitter (courtesy of Josh Dubrow) that TBS is likely slotting the A’s into the 5:30 PM PST window for next Saturday.

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