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KOTD: Brussels kraut 66

So I was reading this rudimentary ode to the Brussels sprout, and I thought, “Hey, you know what would be good? Brussels kraut!”

Lo and behold, Michael Voltaggio got there ahead of me:
Pastrami Pigeon
Rye-infused Jus, Brussels-Kraut, Little Potatoes, Puffed Gruyere Cheese

(And, yes, I know, FSU is going to insist it should be corned pigeon.)

66 thoughts on “KOTD: Brussels kraut

  1. nevermoor Oct 29,2009 10:49 am

    Not my cuisine of choice.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 10:58 am || Up

      I think there’s definitely a place in the world for too-cutesy-by-half haute parodies of comfort food.

      Brussels kraut on its own in satisfying quantities would be great.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 11:09 am || Up

        Hey, to each their own (of course).

        I just rank this a distant second in historical wKOTD_NM

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  2. mikeA Oct 29,2009 11:04 am

    It’s a good idea. I love brussels sprouts.

  3. andeux Oct 29,2009 11:07 am

    The Voltaggio brothers are starting to really get on my nerves. What a couple of whiny divas. They do seem to make good food though.

    TINSTAAFK
    • mikeA Oct 29,2009 11:16 am || Up

      Spectacularly douchey whining by one of them last night. Also, bananas are disgusting. Also, cleverness in cookery is overrated. Also, they look like nazis…

      • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 11:18 am || Up

        Bananas look like Nazis?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 11:20 am || Up

          Not nazis… something else though.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • mikeA Oct 29,2009 11:34 am || Up

            Prophylactic measures are always advisable prior to anschluss .

            • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 11:59 am || Up

              Incidentally, I know people who swear by that product (and love the fact stores won’t carry it for penis-related reasons.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:06 pm || Up

            Those are AWESOME. I want a Kraut Guard. Or the height of superfluity — a Gourd Guard.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:07 pm || Up

            Go, Krauthors, go!

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:09 pm || Up

            Awesome — Karikter carries them!

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:11 pm || Up

            Their FAQ is great.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 12:14 pm || Up

              Yes. Yes it is.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 1:03 pm || Up

            So whom are we guarding our bananas from, exactly?

            • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 1:22 pm || Up

              Bruising in lunch bags/purses/etc, and terrorists.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 1:23 pm || Up

              Monkeys.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 1:29 pm || Up

                Balls

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 2:54 pm || Up

                I’ve only one monkey left. And she’s a she and…I kinda like her. So I don’t call her a monkey.

            • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 1:24 pm || Up

              mikeA’s vigilante anti-banana patrol

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • salb918 Oct 29,2009 1:28 pm || Up

              The Bluth family.

              • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 2:49 pm || Up

                There’s always money in the Banana Stand (wink, wink).

    • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 1:11 pm || Up

      I swear to you, I thought they were going to kick off Jennifer last night. And I’m not quite sure why Robin is still there. It reminds me of a few seasons ago–I think they keep the more controversial person around to make “better” television.

      • batgirl Oct 29,2009 2:18 pm || Up

        Jennifer is losing it. She’s just melting down before our eyes. Poor thing. She seemed hard as nails the first 1/2 of the contest, but now I just don’t know.

        • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 2:50 pm || Up

          It’s weird, huh? She seemed like a fucking ice queen the first few weeks. You know, I’ve watched every season religiously and I’m beginning to think I’ve discounted how difficult it would be living in that environment for, what, four weeks?

          • andeux Oct 29,2009 3:03 pm || Up

            It seems like she’s just a perfectionist and incredibly hard on herself. Once things started going badly that’s became counterproductive. I hope she snaps out of it. I thought based on her food alone she would survive last night, but that the judges might send her home for her own good.

            As for Robin, she’s just survived because each week someone else manages to be just a little bit worse than she is. It can’t last much longer. And even though she does seem quite annoying (and is overmatched at this point) some of the other chefs have been so abusive toward her that I’ve started to feel bad for her.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 3:09 pm || Up

              I felt that way for Marcel in season two, but upon retrospect (and seeing the way he interacts with other seasons cooks), he was just a douche. And he deserved a good deal of the scorn he got. It doesn’t make me think of Ilan as any better (Sam should’ve won–grr!!!), but Marcel, on second thought, was really an asshole.

              I think Robin’s just massively different than everyone else in the house. There’s the age thing, which is pretty big (at least my experience at grad school says so), and the fact she apparently talks non-stop whenever she gets nervous. That strikes a great deal of people the wrong way, unless you stick around long enough to see it a quirky. I don’t think she’s bad. But I do think she a significantly worse cook than at least two or three people that are no longer there.

      • salb918 Oct 29,2009 5:13 pm || Up

        The last contest show that I watched was the first season of Nashville Star, which was tremendous.

        • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 5:16 pm || Up

          Mrs Monkeyball has me hooked on Project Runway.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • salb918 Oct 29,2009 5:26 pm || Up

            Mrs salb918 teased me incessantly for watching Nashville Star. But she did console me when Erika Jo won, which was a travashamockery. (Also, according to wiki, the season that hooked me was season three, not one).

          • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 5:26 pm || Up

            that’s a good one, too, though it has been so long since I watched ANYTHING on Lifetime, that the onslaught of women-oriented commercials was actually pretty jarring.

          • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 6:01 pm || Up

            I don’t watch any reality TV (except to the extent MythBusters counts). When the apocalypse comes, I will go to my grave knowing it was not my fault.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • batgirl Oct 29,2009 2:20 pm || Up

      Me as well. Mini Volt going after Kevin last night “I could have made that in 20 minutes…” Yeah, but you didn’t, and you’ve been judged, so shut your sunchoke hole.

      • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 2:52 pm || Up

        Yeah, that earned villain points in my book, too. Last week big brother throws a fit cause little brother wins. This week, little brother throws a fit cause beardyweirdy won.

        I am FULL-ON rooting for beardyweirdy, BTW.

        • andeux Oct 29,2009 3:06 pm || Up

          At this point I think he’s my favorite contestant from any season.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 3:13 pm || Up

            …yeah. Me too. I liked Harold quite a bit…

            and strangely, the one who really grew on me after he was actually on the show was Stephen, from the first season. I thought he was a total asshole while on the show, but everything he’s done since then has led me to believe he might not be such a bad guy.

        • batgirl Oct 29,2009 3:42 pm || Up

          Love Beardy! He’s by far my favorite. Really talented, seems like a genuinely nice guy, I love him. I hope he wins. I liked Stephanie a lot from the year Richard choked.

          • batgirl Oct 29,2009 3:45 pm || Up

            Evidently Padma’s preggers. So maybe she wanted to sport that bizarre green number while she can still fit in it.

            • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 4:12 pm || Up

              I haven’t watched the last couple seasons (and only spottily before that). Tuned in briefly last night … she has had, at the very least, some inadvisable Botoxery. Her facial movements don’t all quite coordinate.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 5:15 pm || Up

                But she’s fun when she drinks too much.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2009 8:16 pm || Up

          Add me to the Kevin bandwagon also. You gotta like a guy who can prepare all kinds of meat perfectly, yet spends each Lent as a vegetarian. More than any prior or current contestant, I can picture myself pushing my chair away from the Kevin Family dinner table (surely a beefy, wide, table high butcherblock) with an utterly contented sigh as I pat my tummy, and perhaps belch.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 8:18 pm || Up

            so, as a collective, we should invite Kevin to join FK.

  4. monkeyball Oct 29,2009 11:52 am

    Not sure if this maybe should wait ’til tomorrow as a standalone, but my Anti-KOTD is Burger Meister’s coleslaw. Not sure whether it was just the Columbus St. location’s problem, but, geez, yuck. Cabbage with unidentifiable/awful glop of a dressing, that didn’t taste like anything at all — even the cabbage didn’t come through.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 12:00 pm || Up

      I can’t speak to their slaw, but I can say that this is a better burger.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:05 pm || Up

        So I’ve heard (that it’s good-to-great, anyway). BM’s are … quite good, not great. Their Philly chicken & cheese, though … dayum. (Oh, great. Here comes another FSU jeremiad.)

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Oct 29,2009 12:51 pm || Up

          It’s expensive, but I think it’s SF’s best burger (of course, that’s partly because SF doesn’t really have great burgers)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Oct 29,2009 12:17 pm || Up

      In the slaw department I highly recommend this, either as a sandwich to buy or as a side dish to make oneself. (For the latter I have found that you should cut the amount of olive oil in the vinaigrette at least in half.)

      TINSTAAFK
      • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 12:21 pm || Up

        Whoa. Yeah, that’s a lot of oil.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  5. Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 1:10 pm

    (sigh)

    I want y’all’s lives.

    • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 1:13 pm || Up

      Reading rudimentary odes to Brussels sprouts? Watching Top Chef? I think you’re halfway there.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 2:53 pm || Up

        (I wanna be a city critter, MB, and I don’t think I can this late in the game)

    • salb918 Oct 29,2009 1:23 pm || Up

      You want to spend weeks planning and painstakingly executing experiments only to find out that chemistry doesn’t fucking work at all?

  6. Leopold Bloom Oct 29,2009 5:27 pm

    BTW, are you all aware that John Goodman does the color commentary for Phillies radio.

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2009 8:28 pm

    I can’t find it in myself to dislike Mariano Rivera, though he’s clearly sold his soul to Satan.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • monkeyball Oct 29,2009 11:49 pm || Up

      I satisfy myself by noting how aged both he and Kapt. Klutch are starting to appear.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

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