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The Lounge where something happened on the way to Heaven. 258

Welcome to a special late night Lounge.  I think it was FDR who said it best…”for those who like to lounge, we salute you” So come on in and lounge away…

258 thoughts on “The Lounge where something happened on the way to Heaven.

  1. Bed Aug 29,2013 9:36 pm

    Muggy

    But seriously, folks....
  2. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 9:38 pm

    We had a naming party for Milo. The top vote getter was Jack.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 9:39 pm || Up

      Just so you know, I bought your children wood mini bats.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2013 10:05 pm || Up

        You didn’t go with my recommendation of slingshots?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:06 pm || Up

          BUT WHAT ABOUT JARTS?

          • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:09 pm || Up

            theo once asked me what a lawnmower was. after I thought I had succinctly explained, he asked me what a lawn was.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Kay Aug 29,2013 10:09 pm || Up

            Wearin’ Jorts, throwin’ Jarts…

            Sounds like summer in rural Louisiana to me!

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:29 pm || Up

          Someone got my brother a hatchet for his third birthday. I barely survived.

          • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:26 pm || Up

            Someone gave their 4 year old son a hatchet to play with the other children with last time I went family camping. And then left for an hour.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:08 pm || Up

        nice

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Aug 29,2013 9:40 pm || Up

      Jack is a good strong name.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 9:44 pm || Up

        yay but the next day we wnet to the zoo and overheard 4 different families disiplining a “Jack” and I worried the name might be too popular and my kid would be “Jack S.”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Aug 29,2013 9:46 pm || Up

          All I can say is in my years teaching more classic names like Jack were rare…I probably taught about 300 Tylers and Taylors though.

          But seriously, folks....
          • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 9:48 pm || Up

            Jack is big here. Funny thing, when theo came back from day care one day and talked about a new friend named “Daniel” I swear to god, I said to him “Daniel? that’s an unusual name”

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Aug 29,2013 9:52 pm || Up

              Names go up and down in popularity…I like simple and traditional names.

              But seriously, folks....
              • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 9:54 pm || Up

                there is a girl at the school named Phadra. all I can think of is this

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 9:59 pm || Up

                  phaedra?

                • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:01 pm || Up

                  right. Phaedra

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:04 pm || Up

                  my sis had a bff named that in hs, a thousand years ago. i like her mythology. (phaedra, not my sis’s bff’s)

                • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:08 pm || Up

                  right. but I only know it from lee and nancy.

                  SUrprisingly, when I told the mother all I could think of was lee hazelwood when she told me, “but you probably get that all the time” i said. she replied that no one had told her that.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:23 pm || Up

                  I knew a girl named Phaedra in grammar school. I had a crush on her, but I didn’t think she even knew I existed until she friended me on the Facebook a couple years ago.

                • Kay Aug 29,2013 10:03 pm || Up

                  I love that song!

                  My ex-girlfriend and I used to cover it at open mic nights…

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:06 pm || Up

                  Its my fav lee/nancy song

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Kay Aug 29,2013 10:10 pm || Up

                  just barely edging out “Sand.”

                  Did they ever sing “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'” as a duet?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:13 pm || Up

                  not that I am aware of.

                  does this count?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:20 pm || Up

                  you know, I haven’t heard that since college. its more offensive than I remembered.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • colin Aug 30,2013 6:04 am || Up

                  I tried to find a youtube of Phaedra Vision by Vee Dee (Chicago psych-punk) but came up empty.

            • danmerqury Aug 30,2013 11:14 pm || Up

              Hey now.

    • dmoas Aug 30,2013 11:53 am || Up

      Why are you renaming him? What’s wrong with Milo?

      • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:00 pm || Up

        this

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 1:06 pm || Up

          Before he was born was the party

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:29 pm || Up

            I thought you were letting him choose his name now.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Jennifer Aug 30,2013 1:38 pm || Up

              That would have bee awesome! But Milo is badass anyway.

              • Kay Aug 30,2013 1:54 pm || Up

                consensus!

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • batgirl Aug 30,2013 1:43 pm || Up

            I’m still confused.

            • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 1:54 pm || Up

              instead of a baby shower, we had a baby naming party because we were not sure what we wanted to name him. we had a ballot with about 12 names on it.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Aug 30,2013 1:55 pm || Up

                Did you name him after The Phantom Tollbooth?

                • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 2:20 pm || Up

                  no factor was overwhelming. It was on the top of the list, but there were some hesitations on our part

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Aug 30,2013 3:50 pm || Up

                  there’s was this band… they had a singer… he went to college.

                  half kidding. i remember a multifactor milo wave in 2004. is that bout milo’s BD?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 4:03 pm || Up

                  2008.

                  yeah, one of our acquaintances, named his kid Milo in 2004 or so. that was one of the no factors. But we don’t see him anymore, haven’t since we left Seattle. except when we are there. But we don’t call him, but we bump into him at things. y’know?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Aug 30,2013 4:14 pm || Up

                  i had a kids’ computer lab to take care of that year.  one volunteer sysadmin came and said, it’ll be cuter if we give all the computers real names instead of 1000001, 1000002…  he named one after his own kid, milo.  about half year later, different sysadmin married couple came by to volunteer maintenance.  she was pregnant.  saw the computer and said, oh, we’re having a milo!  such a unique name, how did you come up with it?  i explained.  she gave me a look like i’d stolen something.  

                  both times i asked them.   but none of them knew about the descendents.  FK’n posers.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 30,2013 4:18 pm || Up

                  Oh. The Descendents. I’ve…seen their t-shirts.

                • AV Aug 30,2013 4:25 pm || Up

                  those shirts rock!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 6:43 pm || Up

                  i don’t wanna grow up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Aug 30,2013 7:20 pm || Up

                  Ed’s a Toys ‘R Us kid.

                • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 7:23 pm || Up

                  If. Growing up. Means being like you.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 6:42 pm || Up

                  I am the friend of justin in this story.

                  I actually met the writer’s wife at baladium in Alameda.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 9:40 pm

    hello.

  4. nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 9:42 pm

    Is this the Lounge where we get up and boogie?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Bed Aug 29,2013 9:43 pm || Up

      Dance the night away.

      But seriously, folks....
    • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 9:43 pm || Up

      why the hell not. let’s do it.

      • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 9:56 pm || Up

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • AV Aug 29,2013 9:58 pm || Up

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:00 pm || Up

          shit. i need moar wine.

          • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 10:03 pm || Up

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Bed Aug 29,2013 9:54 pm

    Our long National Football League preseason nightmare is now over.

    But seriously, folks....
    • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:00 pm || Up

      PLEASE DON’T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE MY GAME IS CHIPPED.

      • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:06 pm || Up

        No worries…I only watch Raiders preseason games so I have no idea what happened with the Pats.

        But seriously, folks....
  6. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:07 pm

    Do you prefer fresh water fish or saltwater fish to eat?

    But seriously, folks....
    • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:08 pm || Up

      raw fish. from the seeeeaaaaaa.

    • sslinger Aug 29,2013 10:11 pm || Up

      I grew up eating freshwater fish from lakes in the midwest, and I hated fish. Then I had saltwater fish and realized that it’s a completely different animal. Saltwater all the way.

    • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:24 pm || Up

      Saltwater.

    • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:03 pm || Up

      salt

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  7. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:11 pm

    Olivia Wilde or Olivia Munn?

    But seriously, folks....
    • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:12 pm || Up

      olivia newton john.

    • andeux Aug 29,2013 10:12 pm || Up

      Yes.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:15 pm || Up

        Yeah, there really is no wrong answer here.

        But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:31 pm || Up

      Get out of my head. Just earlier I saw a photo of Munn and thought, that’s attractive?

      • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:40 pm || Up

        Her and Jeff Daniels sexy gobbler neck are the only things keeping me watching The Newsroom…I actively hate every other character.

        But seriously, folks....
        • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:05 pm || Up

          I like Jim, but Im only two episodes in.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • dmoas Aug 30,2013 11:55 am || Up

      If I had to choose, Munn. But I’d take both.

    • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:03 pm || Up

      Wilde

      Definitely Wilde

      But thats like saying the mona lisa or stary night

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  8. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:19 pm

    There seems like a lot of new taglines up…I’m digging almost all of them.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:27 pm || Up

      They are all mine. I’m a fucking genius.

      • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:30 pm || Up

        Well, I think we already knew that.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:33 pm || Up

          Damn right. Bought time you fuckers bowed to my awesomeness.

          • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:35 pm || Up

            Heck, I haven’t actually been an A’s fan in years…I just come to FK to talk to you and for the free kraut…I’m still waiting on the free kraut by the way.

            But seriously, folks....
  9. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:27 pm

    My posts in this lounge make more sense if you read them in the voice of Treat Williams.

    But seriously, folks....
  10. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:33 pm

    This is the last time I’m going to lounge on my old computer here so I guess I should go full Kamikaze.

    But seriously, folks....
  11. whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:34 pm

    please get this song out of my head.

  12. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:38 pm

    If you could only have one album while you were stranded on the Tom Hanks island to listen to what would it be?

    But seriously, folks....
    • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:39 pm || Up

      so happy i have no idea what the “tom hanks island” is. thank you, goddess!

      • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:41 pm || Up

        The island from Castaway.

        But seriously, folks....
        • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:43 pm || Up

          and that means nothing to me. that makes me happy.

          • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:45 pm || Up

            Well, it’s a movie I love…I think Tom Hanks is an amazing actor.

            But seriously, folks....
            • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:45 pm || Up

              i think you know that i know pretty much nothing about movies or tv

              • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:47 pm || Up

                I guess a Film Fest picked by you and Kay would be a pretty short festival. I love movies so mine would last far too long.

                But seriously, folks....
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:49 pm || Up

                  kay’s fest would be good. mine would just be all of us hanging out and drinking beer. there would be good food, though.

                • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:50 pm || Up

                  I don’t think Kay is a big movie watcher either. I know she likes to cook though so we would eat well.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Kay Aug 29,2013 11:21 pm || Up

                  We would watch Forbidden Planet and The Big Lebowski, and then I’d be all like,

                  “Damn! We just watched TWO movies! That’s like, a whole YEAR’S worth!”

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:24 pm || Up

                  Heh…yeah, we’re opposites on this one. In my movie watching prime back when I never slept I watched 10 or so movies a week easily.

                  But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:40 pm || Up

      “Signaling Help for Dummies” audio cd.

      • AV Aug 29,2013 10:44 pm || Up

        long distance swimming in 10 easy lessons, coconut radio version.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux Aug 29,2013 10:45 pm || Up

      No man is an island, except Tom Hanks.

      TINSTAAFK
    • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:26 pm || Up

      Anything by Weird Al.

    • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:07 pm || Up

      Melancholy and the infinite sadness

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • colin Aug 30,2013 1:48 pm || Up

      Another Green World

  13. Bed Aug 29,2013 10:46 pm

    When the teacher in me sees some of the grammar in my posts I really want to grab my red pen.

    But seriously, folks....
  14. Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:51 pm

    How does Brian Wilson eat soup?

    • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:52 pm || Up

      50% goes in his mouth…50% goes in the beard to eat later.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:53 pm || Up

        Think of the shit that collects there during moustache rides. Literally shit I’m guessing.

        • AV Aug 29,2013 10:55 pm || Up

          you know why cowboys always have shit in their mustaches?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV Aug 29,2013 10:58 pm || Up

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • AV Aug 29,2013 10:59 pm || Up

                that, and so many others horrible jokes, learned from actual adult leaders during boy scouts campfires.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:02 pm || Up

                  punchlines include:

                  …hickies on your hemorrhoids.

                  [yodeling] …and i laid thee ole lady toooo.

                  …he got to 98, so he jacked off, backed off, and fucked the other two.

                  …forget the two by four, help me find the car keys and we can drive out of here.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:08 pm || Up

                  it’s a fine line between i killed at the lounge and i killed the lounge.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:10 pm || Up

                  i’m still listening…

                • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:10 pm || Up

                  Don’t I know it…

                  But seriously, folks....
          • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 10:58 pm || Up

            do we even want to know this

            • AV Aug 29,2013 11:04 pm || Up

              not. even.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Aug 29,2013 10:55 pm || Up

          I can’t imagine living with that kind of beard.

          But seriously, folks....
        • danmerqury Aug 30,2013 11:16 pm || Up

          Saran wrap with a hole cutout?

  15. Bed Aug 29,2013 11:02 pm

    I always try and figure out who did which tagline…it’s not always easy. It is obvious whose name appears the most though.

    But seriously, folks....
  16. Bed Aug 29,2013 11:07 pm

    Tenor saxophone solo!

    But seriously, folks....
    • AV Aug 29,2013 11:08 pm || Up

      i’ll take the ten.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:18 pm

    can one buy duct tape at joann’s?

    • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:24 pm || Up

      I have some in the garage.

      But seriously, folks....
      • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:26 pm || Up

        that doesn’t really help. i think in need 4 rolls or 5.

        • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:28 pm || Up

          Well, the fact that this tape is in Arkansas also makes it less useful. I probably have 7 or 8 rolls out there…it’s handy stuff.

          But seriously, folks....
        • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:29 pm || Up

          Who are you taping up?

          • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:31 pm || Up

            not who. what. and a bunch of white cloth.

            • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:32 pm || Up

              That’s much less fun. I was hoping you were gonna tape someone up and then… well, I was gonna offer to help.

              • Kay Aug 29,2013 11:36 pm || Up

                It’s actually kinda fun, but you gotta have patience if you’re the one getting taped.

                It takes a long minute to work the safety shears under the layers of tape and cut someone out.

                The same feeling can be achieved more cheaply and safely with industrial pallet wrap.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:37 pm || Up

                  i just need to know how to tape these fucking white curtains up!!!

                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:39 pm || Up

                  tape… curtains? like to the rod, or the hem?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:40 pm || Up

                  to (hopefully) a doorway. if not, we are fucked.

                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:49 pm || Up

                  staples.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Kay Aug 29,2013 11:27 pm || Up

      Supposedly one can get glow-in-the-dark duct tape at Home Depot…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:29 pm || Up

        i love that, but it won’t work. just trying to make the errands be the least amount of shopping places..

      • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:29 pm || Up

        I think at this point you can get about a million different types of the stuff.

        But seriously, folks....
    • batgirl Aug 30,2013 1:15 pm || Up

      Yes, and in about 20 different colors and patterns. Also at Staples.

  18. whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:26 pm

    THANK YOU

  19. Kay Aug 29,2013 11:32 pm

    I know this is obvious, but I just re-realized that a lot of the things that regular folks do for fun, I find to be as fun as watching paint dry…

    …and a lot of the stuff I do for fun, most regular folks would find to be violations of the Geneva Convention…

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Bed Aug 29,2013 11:35 pm || Up

      Heh…this is now on my Kay Top 10 Post List.

      But seriously, folks....
  20. Bed Aug 29,2013 11:32 pm

    Considering I’ve barely slept the last couple of days I have a lot of energy…maybe it’s because I’m usually sitting at my new job…when you teach you move around a lot, or at least I did.

    But seriously, folks....
  21. whimsical witch Aug 29,2013 11:33 pm

    gettin’ down just for the funk of it

    • nobody in particular Aug 30,2013 12:41 pm || Up

      and not just knee deep, either

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  22. Bed Aug 29,2013 11:33 pm

    Speaking of Ray Wilson singing Not About Us on the Calling All Stations album by Genesis in 1997…I like raisins in my oatmeal.

    But seriously, folks....
  23. ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 11:34 pm

    Wow, the 49ers looked great today. The depth on defense is ridiculous.

    • MikeV Aug 30,2013 7:59 am || Up

      Yarp.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  24. Bed Aug 29,2013 11:38 pm

    The best advice I ever got…well, besides always bet on black…is never let fear hold you back from trying something you want to do…it’s simple but it’s worked for me.

    But seriously, folks....
  25. Bed Aug 30,2013 12:03 am

    Okay, I’ve been sent down to AA Free Relish for a couple of weeks, but I will be back…posting from my phone. I’ll be posting more during the day, in little bursts, rather than the late night lounge fests, but I think that will be a fun change. You’re a great group of folks…see ya.

    But seriously, folks....
  26. sslinger Aug 30,2013 12:29 am

    So the kids in the coop behind our house were playing a weird mix of music the other day, including a bunch of Offspring and Foo Fighters. It’s so strange to hear what the college kids are listening to these days, and most of the time its music from my high school era so even being into the 90’s was kind of refreshing. And then I heard this song. Didn’t know it so I used Shazam and came up with this, a brand new release. I kind of like it.

    • sslinger Aug 30,2013 12:37 am || Up

      It actually reminds me a little bit of Television. It seems they’re back with a reunion series of shows – anyone else here interested in seeing them at the Independent in Nov?

      • Kay Aug 30,2013 6:10 am || Up

        That might be worth driving down for…

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Soaker Sep 2,2013 2:21 pm || Up

      That Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers rec was excellent, the show was great. The style tilts toward country rock where Grace Potter is straight-ahead rock. I bet Nicki has watched Grace a little though because I saw some similar on-stage mannerisms. Thankfully they didn’t do the silly pop covers; covers were along the lines of “Piece of My Heart” (notably Janis Joplin) and a rocking “(Long Long Way Down to) Reno, Nevada” (Richard Thompson I think).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. Kay Aug 30,2013 8:52 am

    NSFW (text)… the pictures are G rated

    If Disney Villains had Grindr

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  28. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 30,2013 10:58 am

    Looks like I’m going to the Cal-Northwestern game on Saturday.

    • Soaker Aug 30,2013 2:20 pm || Up

      I am ready for this season to start!! Oh…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • DFA Aug 30,2013 2:21 pm || Up

      come to brunch on sunday!

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • sslinger Aug 31,2013 11:19 am || Up

      FYI just noticed a new sign saying no backpacks in the stadium.

      • Future Ed Sep 2,2013 8:59 am || Up

        Anyone know if backpacks were prevented from coming in, or is it a Raiders thing?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Sep 2,2013 9:13 am || Up

          Isn’t it a Cal thing? I took a backpack into the Coliseum on Saturday with no problem.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Sep 2,2013 9:30 am || Up

            that makes sense in context.

            say, what does that “up” button do?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Sep 2,2013 10:25 am || Up

          No backpacks are allowed at all now. I haven’t brought a backpack into an event in ages. For the current security it seems like a reusable grocery bag for your extras works much better.

          (Also, I don’t know why I can’t shrink Oski. He was originally posted at width=350 and seems to have gotten bloated in the site conversion.)

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 3,2013 12:55 pm || Up

            My friend had a messenger bag kind of thing and he ran into no problems. I don’t think they even bothered to check it

            • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 4,2013 11:10 am || Up

              There wasn’t any issue with Mrs. PDX’s ginormous purse – they really didn’t seem to be looking at all.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 4,2013 11:15 am || Up

      So, question coming from someone who hadn’t been to a college football game in 18 years prior to this weekend – is the “caller” guy with a microphone telling the students how to cheer a common occurrence now? Or just at Cal?

      I found it exceedingly annoying.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 5,2013 9:18 am || Up

        The “mic man” thing has been going on at Cal games for at least 20 years. It’s irritating as hell and an excellent reason to sit on the other side of the stadium.

        • Soaker Sep 5,2013 12:58 pm || Up

          Plus the other side of the stadium was built in 2011 and the mic man side was built in the early 1920’s. For afternoon games in late October or November I do like the sun on the east side though. The porta-potty solution over there, less so.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • PDXAthleticsfan Sep 6,2013 10:16 am || Up

          I’m curious if it goes on elsewhere.

          The whole thing reminded me of my two cousins’ bar mitzvahs, held in some of the ritzier areas of Chicago’s North Side, complete with an emcee that basically dictated every dance move the kids made during the next two hours. (Other lowlights: professional dancers who “escorted” the bar mitzvah boy onto the dance floor at the beginning of the reception, ice cream sundae bar, 3 foot tall centerpieces on each table).

          And the elder of the two is essentially becoming a southern baptist now.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  29. Future Ed Aug 30,2013 11:07 am

    Morse–> Bal

    Pig–Minn

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Aug 30,2013 12:04 pm || Up

      I loved all the Orioles fans on Twitter who were indignant that the Twins weren’t giving them Willingham for free.

  30. Future Ed Aug 30,2013 11:23 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 30,2013 11:28 am || Up

      i feel like yes because i’ve heard it before.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Aug 30,2013 11:30 am || Up

        not the song that started playing after it though. that’s new to me.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Future Ed Aug 30,2013 12:18 pm

    I don’t know where the fast food stuff was but here is something. Colin we need a report.

    Boloco, a Boston-based burrito chain, pays its entry-level workers anywhere from $9 to $11 an hour,

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 30,2013 12:20 pm || Up

      Boston + burrito = nope

      • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 12:22 pm || Up

        that’s what I gotta think.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin Aug 30,2013 12:48 pm || Up

        Mexican food out here is terrible. Chipotle is essentially as good as it gets.

      • DFA Aug 30,2013 1:28 pm || Up

        yup

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • colin Aug 30,2013 12:51 pm || Up

      Also, the average hourly wage for a fast food cook at any fast food restaurant in MA (not just Bolocoo)? $10.16

  32. Future Ed Aug 30,2013 12:25 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Aug 30,2013 12:38 pm || Up

      The Orioles do end their season at home against the Red Sox …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin Aug 30,2013 12:49 pm || Up

      Game 162 specialist!

    • Kay Aug 30,2013 1:56 pm || Up

      God fucking damn the fucking Orioles! Do they get to sign EVERYBODY!?!

      Johnson was supposed to be ours!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  33. batgirl Aug 30,2013 1:20 pm

    Gratuitous plug for a fundraiser I’m working on. Early bird prices end tomorrow (but just between you and me the discount will be extended.) Come on out and support your municipal animal shelter!

    100% of proceeds will support Berkeley Animal Care Services including: emergency medical services and BadRap training classes for shelter pit bulls.

    • Englishmajor Aug 30,2013 1:43 pm || Up

      And there’s no game that night!

      • batgirl Aug 30,2013 1:58 pm || Up

        Last year it landed smack in the middle of October playoffs. One of the games in the ALDS we had our final big meeting before the event and I said “uh..guys…I’ll be out at the coliseum tonight–just give me a to do list and I’ll get to it later!” Since we didn’t advance, I didn’t have to worry about missing the event.

    • ptbnl Aug 30,2013 2:13 pm || Up

      Lily and I meet with DeAnna next weekend :-)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. Englishmajor Aug 30,2013 2:49 pm

    • Englishmajor Aug 30,2013 2:51 pm || Up

      (which reminds me I’m going to have to leave pretty soon!)

    • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 2:52 pm || Up

      seriously though, two weeks ago both the A’s and giants were in town.

      Fuck you MLB. thanks for cutting the A’s attendance

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Aug 30,2013 2:53 pm || Up

        of course, it could be the A’s for not realizing that the bridge was closing and asking for a waiver last year

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 30,2013 2:53 pm || Up

      I know it’s been decades since any visiting MLB team stayed in the East Bay but you’d think they could have made an exception.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 30,2013 2:54 pm || Up

      I understand why teams like to stay in SF, but this time…

    • dmoas Aug 30,2013 3:10 pm || Up

      Too bad the cabbie wasn’t an A’s fan and took him the LONG way around. Maybe get lost a bit.

      • Englishmajor Aug 30,2013 3:48 pm || Up

        • colin Aug 30,2013 7:11 pm || Up

          They both went to Vandy, right? Might not have overlapped…

          • dmoas Aug 30,2013 7:20 pm || Up

            Pretty sure they were teammates.

            • sslinger Aug 31,2013 9:51 am || Up

              In the interview I heard recently they didn’t overlap there, but they grew up close to each other in TN so Sonny always knew of him through little league and HS, and Price helped to recruit him and let him stay with him on campus visits etc. Sonny called him before first start, so they’re still buddies.

  35. ptbnl Sep 1,2013 9:52 am

    Happy 100th birthday Bill Shankley (and a nice win over ManUre to mark it).

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Sep 1,2013 10:54 am || Up

      Reminds me of my proudest prank moment (not that I was a lead helper, but it came out of my college and I did some planning/anticipating)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Sep 1,2013 11:04 am || Up

        I liked the 84 Caltech one.

        Moistly because I remember it live (ish, as i recall the cameras showed a replay of it)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • doctorK Sep 1,2013 2:03 pm || Up

          Also, it gave people a reason to keep watching that dog of a game (my dad was suffering, being a proud U of I grad).

    • elcroata Sep 2,2013 12:37 pm || Up

      nice

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Sep 2,2013 12:41 pm || Up

        Yup – and the full thing:

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • batgirl Sep 2,2013 2:14 pm || Up

          I’ve no idea who this is, but I love it.

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