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Can they really keep doing this? Day game, no local TV, Fosse’s in the radio booth with VC and Roxie. Joy ensues.

363 thoughts on “Game 133 – (In) Motown (Balfour s)Hits (the bed)

  1. sslinger Aug 29,2013 10:13 am

    Coco at it again!

  2. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:18 am

    Lowrie is a useful player.

  3. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:23 am

    OK. Good start. Scored and made him work.

  4. MikeV Aug 29,2013 10:27 am

    LATE MOVEMENT!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Kay Aug 29,2013 10:32 am || Up

      Better late than never.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • andeux Aug 29,2013 10:33 am || Up

      Actually mid-morning is the regular time for me. Wait, what are we talking about?

      TINSTAAFK
  5. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:28 am

    Bartolo sitting at 89-91 according to gameday. That’s not great.

  6. Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:31 am

    This is on MLB Network, NRAFs.

  7. Kay Aug 29,2013 10:34 am

    I am having a glorious morning. I found a thread of leatherdyke coming-out stories from the 60’s & 70’s and got totally engrossed in it… forgot the game was at 10…

    I like turning on the radio or tv to see the A’s with an early lead.

    If the A’s win today, this series will remind me somewhat of the 4-game sweep against the Yankees last year that renewed the hope for the stretch-drive charge.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Aug 29,2013 10:52 am || Up

      yep, i was thinking yankees’ 4fer too, mood- and symbol-wise

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:53 am || Up

        I was thinking about the Cleveland sweep, just because these games haven’t been as close as the Yankees games.

        • dmoas Aug 29,2013 10:55 am || Up

          Fking Angel Hernandez {spits}

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:56 am || Up

            I meant last year’s Cleveland sweep. But yes. FKing him.

  8. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:35 am

    Keebs

  9. Thunderbutt Aug 29,2013 10:37 am

    Everyone is going to be so bummed if Scherzer doesn’t get his 20th W.

    There is always a score.
  10. Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:38 am

  11. MikeV Aug 29,2013 10:38 am

    orioles claimed willingham

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  12. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:41 am

    45 pitches though.

  13. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 10:43 am

    I volunteered to be a fire warden at work. No one else from radio did. The training was scheduled for 10 AM today. Then the head of building services sent out a change, which I noticed was to 9:30, but failed to notice was also to next Thursday. So I showed up at work three hours early for a nonexistent meeting, which none of my colleagues could warn me about since none of them were going. I couldn’t even hang out at my desk and watch the game, since I share my cube with someone who leaves just when I arrive at 12:30. So I came home….

    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 10:45 am || Up

      And what have we learned here?

      • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 10:49 am || Up

        Next time, don’t volunteer for shit and let all my colleagues burn at their desks!

    • AV Aug 29,2013 10:53 am || Up

      :(

      at least you didn’t have to face the BART trials i’m hearing about.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:44 am

    The Tigers really ought to think about bunting to Colon a lot.

  15. MikeV Aug 29,2013 10:45 am

    I need 3 tickets for Saturday.

    anybody?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:47 am || Up

      I’m not buying them for you.

      • MikeV Aug 29,2013 10:53 am || Up

        Then I’m not buying you tittysprinkle pasta.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:54 am || Up

          You had a chance for me to buy you tickets.

          • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:02 am || Up

            This is news.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:04 am || Up

              Yes. But old news.

              • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:06 am || Up

                I don’t have cable so I don’t watch the news.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 11:08 am || Up

                  I asked if anyone wanted to go to games with me next month. I had some takers. Mostly no, though. Got tickets for myself. I even had Primo seats one night.

                • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:10 am || Up

                  I did not see that.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 11:11 am || Up

                  Sorry. :( That would have been interesting.

                • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:16 am || Up

                  :|

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

  16. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 10:47 am

    Gameday has the last 4 seam fastball from Colon at 87? That’s kinda worrisome.

    • mikeA Aug 29,2013 10:53 am || Up

      Gameday doesn’t know if its a four seem fb. Looks like his velocity is higher than the past 4-5 starts, but still substantially lower than the rest of the season.

      • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 10:55 am || Up

        It’s not using pitchfx data? Why does it differentiate between two and four seam fastballs then?

        • mikeA Aug 29,2013 10:58 am || Up

          It is, but its just a guess based on some algorithm, probably just means it didn’t have much movement.

          • andeux Aug 29,2013 11:17 am || Up

            Looking at Colon’s gamelogs they have him throwing anywhere from 82% FA, 11% FT (April 6) to 11% FA, 73% FT (April 17). That has to be mostly (all?) variation in their classification algorithm, not variation in his pitch selection.

            TINSTAAFK
  17. JamesV Aug 29,2013 10:49 am

    Let it be known. Let it be said.

    • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 10:51 am || Up

      I’m pretty sure when you quote your own Twitter account a weird space worm hole thingy open up and puppies cry.

      • JamesV Aug 29,2013 10:56 am || Up

        Well, I wasn’t in here at the moment and I wanted the timestamp seen. ;-)

      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 10:57 am || Up

        Also. He’s taking the fall when we lose this game.

        • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:06 am || Up

          What’s the point of a prediction if you don’t get it written in time? ;-)

          • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:00 pm || Up

            (i need on more time on base for barton)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:51 am || Up

      Score one for me.

      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:52 am || Up

        We haven’t used our bullpen yet. Don’t be so greedy.

  18. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 10:58 am

    “Insist on hand-grown California avocados.”

    What does this even mean?

    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:03 am || Up

      No machines were used to the growing of said avocados. Or did you not get that they were grown in California?

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:06 am || Up

      If avocados are growing out of your hands, you seriously need to get a nail brush.

    • AV Aug 29,2013 11:19 am || Up

      i know! i get all sorts of images in my head that involve the original meanings of the words ahuacatl and testament.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:05 am

    I had to laugh earlier when Ray was praising Cabrera for his unselfish, team-oriented behavior in refusing to DH so that Victor Martinez can play, even though Cabrera “can barely walk!”, Ray said approvingly.

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:09 am || Up

      Also a classic moment of bad Vincing, when he was describing the uniforms: something like “the A’s are wearing their road grays, with the gold and green lettering, green undershirts and the white tops with the Old English D (pause for breath) for the Tigers.”

      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:18 am || Up

        Weird that the A’s would be wearing the Tigers’ uniforms.

        • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 11:34 am || Up

          he frequently talks about 2 people/teams and then in the same sentence says they:this

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:38 am || Up

            In this case, the A’s are just honoring the Tigers by wearing a white top of the Old English D on it. Glad he added “for the Tigers” otherwise it would have been weird.

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:47 am || Up

      LOL. He can barely walk, yet he thinks he can get to second on that?

  20. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 11:07 am

    loltiggers

  21. Jennifer Aug 29,2013 11:10 am

    That was scary.

  22. MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:10 am

    OMG BARTON JUST NEVER SWINGS AND ALWAYS TRIES TO DRAW A WALK

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:11 am || Up

      Dude, try to keep up. We all love Barton now.

    • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 11:13 am || Up

      Definitely would’ve rather had DB than Reddick in that situation.

    • AV Aug 29,2013 11:20 am || Up

      why do you hate him? he’s like one of the best guys on the team this week.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:23 am || Up

        Can you not see the sarcasm caps?

        • AV Aug 29,2013 11:26 am || Up

          oh. i thought he wrote like that to look taller.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  23. ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:14 am

    Andeux/anyone – got a good recommendation for a simple/clean site to follow the game now that yahoo is eyeball-searingly bad? ESPN is the least-bad I’ve found so far.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:23 am || Up

        Too busy.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:23 am || Up

          gameday lite?

          • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:27 am || Up

            You mean mini, or is there a version I’m missing?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:28 am || Up

              Classic

            • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:28 am || Up

              yeah, that’s what I was thinking of.

              • AV Aug 29,2013 11:43 am || Up

                lite is the phone version without gameday, just scores and ads for things to buy, such as gameday.

                speaking of which, is there a free phone gameday-like from one of the ESPN/other carriers?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:44 am || Up

                  ESPN Scorecenter

                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:55 am || Up

                  thank you.

                  have i mentioned how useful these dainty things are for desktop side-screening of phone apps?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:56 am || Up

                  Doesn’t the giant tea cup get in the way?

                • AV Aug 29,2013 11:58 am || Up

                  tsk. it’s regular sized.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:59 am || Up

                  Huh. Smaller than you think.

    • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:27 am || Up

      You can still get the mini gameday box, which I really like.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:28 am || Up

        I’m trying that now.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:30 am || Up

          Keeps freezing up on me.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Kay Aug 29,2013 1:00 pm || Up

        I LOVE the mini gameday box, especially with the radio plan…

        Scroll through… something looks interesting… listen in…

        Fk yeah.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • futwork Aug 29,2013 12:06 pm || Up

      CBS Sports is still pretty clean.

      • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 12:13 pm || Up

        And about a batter behind the action.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  24. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:19 am

    Speaking of the new Yahoo Sports, which apparently knows where I live but nothing else about me, under My Teams it lists the Niners, Raiders, Giants, Warriors, and Sharks. 1 out of 5, Marissa.

    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:21 am || Up

      Every month they seem to be making a new change that makes it even worse than before. Who the fk are they running this shit by to see if people like it?

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:28 am || Up

      But you can go in and customize it, which promotes engagement!

  25. mikeA Aug 29,2013 11:25 am

    Colon being good again would be pretty nice…

  26. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 11:28 am

    Please keep this going for the next two months.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:31 am || Up

      Reasonable request.

    • MikeV Aug 29,2013 11:34 am || Up

      MOSSOME

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Kay Aug 29,2013 1:01 pm || Up

      That’s the idea.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  27. Thunderbutt Aug 29,2013 11:31 am

    Don’t look at his eyes! For the love of god, don’t look at his eyes!

    There is always a score.
  28. JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:35 am

    That’s probably the deepest HR Moss hit in this series.

  29. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 11:35 am

    Moss is fking unreal when he’s hot.

  30. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:35 am

    Nice call by Roxy.

    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 11:37 am || Up

      I really like him. My fantasy is to foist vince on you TV heathens and keep Roxy

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:40 am || Up

        I’m entirely fine with Vince as the TV guy. His announcing style is as if you’re able to see what he’s seeing. So the non-sequiturs and strange remarks wouldn’t be nearly as annoying. And we’d get rid of “DRILLED” “THAT BABY IS GONE” Glen.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:43 am || Up

        I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. Roxy, like KK and BK, has vast experience broadcasting basketball on the radio. Broadcasting basketball on the radio is hard. It’s no coincidence that he is able to translate that into clearly describing baseball action as it happens to people who can’t see it.

        • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:45 am || Up

          When you think about how good Bill King was at calling basketball, so much else falls into place.

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:47 am || Up

            I’ve actually never heard any of his basketball work. If you know of any good recordings on the interwebs, I would be quite appreciative.

            • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 11:50 am || Up

              Would love tohear it as well. I have been told he may have been best at basketball, which blows my mind given how I loved him at baseball and football.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:55 am || Up

              I dunno how much is out there any more but he recapped some stuff from the Warriors winning a championship and there are some calls. I also found a Purvis Short bit.

            • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:56 am || Up
            • JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:56 am || Up

              For some reason the other one isn’t embedding, so here.

            • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 12:01 pm || Up

              I also heard there is some story of him cussing out a ref/player/someone up and down the court while the mic was open.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • JamesV Aug 29,2013 12:01 pm || Up

                I’ve heard similar.

                • AV Aug 29,2013 12:03 pm || Up

                  “mother’s day.”

                  you shall read all about it in the upcoming book.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 12:09 pm || Up

                  Does audio exist?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • JamesV Aug 29,2013 12:11 pm || Up

                  Well, it’s not on the Bill King bobblehead, I know that much.

                • AV Aug 29,2013 12:17 pm || Up

                  i don’t know. we’ve been really busy getting the book to print (done) in order to meet the release date (sept 7), and now the publisher is busy finishing his own book, but as soon as there’s a moment to breathe, he’s going to work on the website and add the promised pages. hopefully the calls page will fill out.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 29,2013 12:19 pm || Up

                  dammit. the preorder button doesn’t work. go to the facebook for news, anyway.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 12:02 pm || Up

                Need to hear this.

                • JamesV Aug 29,2013 12:04 pm || Up

                  You’ve heard him swearing while recording stuff for pregame shows, right?

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 12:06 pm || Up

                  Yeah. I love that.

                • JamesV Aug 29,2013 12:08 pm || Up

                  Good, because I’m having trouble finding it now.

      • DFA Aug 29,2013 12:04 pm || Up

        id be down

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  31. JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:35 am

    That Moss HR would’ve cleared the tunnel a little to the right in RF.

  32. Thunderbutt Aug 29,2013 11:36 am

    First time all year Max has given up six runs.

    There is always a score.
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 11:39 am || Up

      Apparently his offense averages 6 runs a game for him. Or something like that.

  33. the llama Aug 29,2013 11:38 am

    God, what a waste of a leadoff triple.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:38 am || Up

      If only Moss hadn’t murdered the rally.

    • colin Aug 29,2013 11:44 am || Up

      Donaldson always hits them when they don’t matter. Not a gamer.

  34. Jennifer Aug 29,2013 11:38 am

    A’s are also on MLB network on Labor Day.

  35. JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:44 am

    • Kay Aug 29,2013 1:02 pm || Up

      I’m SO rooting for him.

      Was he the one who punched his asshole dad, or was that his brother?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • JamesV Aug 29,2013 1:04 pm || Up

        That was him, but it’s well in the past and they handled their business.

  36. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 11:45 am

    hahahahahaha

  37. JamesV Aug 29,2013 11:45 am

    Well, that was kind of a comedy of errors on that hit by Miguel Cabrera.

  38. ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:46 am

    Did Coco just get an outfield assist?!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Thunderbutt Aug 29,2013 11:49 am || Up

      Cabrera should really get an assist on that, too.

      There is always a score.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:50 am || Up

      He had one earlier this year, no?

  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:48 am

    Idea: Cabrera vs. Morales baserunning contest.

  40. andeux Aug 29,2013 11:50 am

    Ed: Five!

    TINSTAAFK
  41. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:51 am

    The hell is Sogard bunting for?

  42. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 11:52 am

    I hope he is OK for Cleveland

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. ptbnl Aug 29,2013 11:52 am

    Wow – $765M settlement deal on NFL concussions, capped at $5 million for Alzheimer’s, $4 million for chronic traumatic encephalopathy (post mortem); and $3 million for dementia.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:54 am || Up

      Well, good thing that’s settled. Let’s never talk about the NFL’s concussion problem again, right!

      • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 11:58 am || Up

        Hits to the head are ok now, right?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 11:59 am || Up

          You got…{unison} JACKED UP!!!

        • nevermoor Aug 29,2013 11:29 pm || Up

          Nope, but we blame every knee injury on concussion-prevention rules

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  44. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 11:53 am

    Well, time to go to work…again.

  45. andeux Aug 29,2013 11:54 am

    Each player in our lineup has exactly one hit.

    TINSTAAFK
  46. 5Aces Aug 29,2013 11:55 am

    So just saw the MLB network commercial about the playoffs. They have a Facendaish voice talking about the summer wind and playing into autumn or something..

    JUST FKING GO THE WHOLE WAY

    He’ll hit you in various places and invert your body. And chuckle when he’s foiled and claimed victory.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  47. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 11:57 am

    NONONONONONONOO not blevins

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. 5Aces Aug 29,2013 11:58 am

    I dont ever need to hear about Prince Fielders “happy zone”.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  49. ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 12:00 pm

    Can we DFA Blevins and get Neshek back?

    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:02 pm || Up

      or sign brian wilson for $1.1M?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • JamesV Aug 29,2013 12:02 pm || Up

      Neshek did clear waivers and went to Sacramento.

      • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 12:33 pm || Up

        So he’ll be back on Sunday?

      • Kay Aug 29,2013 1:05 pm || Up

        Yay!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 12:04 pm || Up

      But we have Bert in the bullpen now!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:06 pm || Up

        It’s just not the same without Ernie.

        • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 12:09 pm || Up

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  50. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:05 pm

    grand ball please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:05 pm || Up

      ground, well there is an out

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 12:07 pm || Up

      Blevins would definitely have served up a grand ball if only Melvin would have let him load the bases first.

  51. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:07 pm

    I like how barton is blamed for the run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. AV Aug 29,2013 12:11 pm

    is ray getting worse, or am i just on a which hunt?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 12:12 pm || Up

      I’m going with Soaker’s theory that he has a few screwdrivers with breakfast on road getaway days.

      • AV Aug 29,2013 12:22 pm || Up

        which is today.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:12 pm || Up

      he is boarderline unlistenable

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:15 pm || Up

        I frequently have to mute TV games because of he & Glen.

        • AV Aug 29,2013 12:22 pm || Up

          which is even worse.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:28 pm || Up

            It’s why I wish we could just get the stadium sound with no commentary for TV.

      • AV Aug 29,2013 12:22 pm || Up

        which is too bad.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:13 pm || Up

      He’s getting worse. I used to love him, but especially over the last few seasons he’s gotten progressively worse. And this season he seems to be sliding even faster.

      • AV Aug 29,2013 12:23 pm || Up

        which hopefully his last.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:29 pm || Up

          Yeah. I know a couple of people who still love him, but man I really hope they get rid of both he & Glen for next season.

  53. bear88 Aug 29,2013 12:14 pm

    Remember when you felt pretty good about the A’s chances with a 3-run lead and a rested Doolittle and Cook late in the game?

  54. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:21 pm

    Vince and now roxy have now both made reference to being surprised about games that callaspo strikes out twice.

    I haven’t looked up his strikeout rate yet. be it surprises me that it would be surprising.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 12:23 pm || Up

      He’s a very low strikeout guy.

    • DFA Aug 29,2013 12:23 pm || Up

      the tigers announcers mentioned it too

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:25 pm || Up

      He strikes out 10% of the time. A little less this season.

  55. 5Aces Aug 29,2013 12:22 pm

    Very glad we didnt pull Danny boy to go with “we must do 7,8,9” BS.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:26 pm || Up

      cook and doolittle need to be ROOGY LOOGY for the 8th

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. AV Aug 29,2013 12:27 pm

    crap. come on otero…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 29,2013 12:28 pm || Up

      by which i mean come out otero.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:31 pm || Up

        If it makes you feel better, I read it as retro. It probably doesn’t, but I also thought it funny that I did.

        • AV Aug 29,2013 12:33 pm || Up

          when you said peanut allergy recently i read peanut gallery.

          (i think it was you.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:40 pm || Up

            I think it was me too. And that’s awesome.

  57. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:29 pm

    So a “Mason” from the A’s called my work yesterday looking for me.

    I don’t think I have put my work number on anything ever, but I can assume he is season ticket guy?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Aug 29,2013 12:30 pm || Up

      Can you ask him for 3 tickets on Saturday for me? Thx. ♥

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 12:50 pm || Up

      I think he’s one of the ticket reps who’s visited us in the parking lot a time or two.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:52 pm || Up

        wonder how he got my number, or why he is calling.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Aug 29,2013 12:54 pm || Up

          You could always pick up the phone and ask him.

        • DFA Aug 29,2013 12:54 pm || Up

          PS If I call your work asking for you please return my call… i am in jail.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Kay Aug 29,2013 1:05 pm || Up

            same here.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • AV Aug 29,2013 12:54 pm || Up

          was it a secret number? because the masons know all the secrets.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  58. AV Aug 29,2013 12:30 pm

    niice.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:32 pm

    There is exactly 1 person here at work. me. I don’t know why I have my door closed.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 12:35 pm

    Can we rename this thread “No Motown Hits”?

  61. bear88 Aug 29,2013 12:48 pm

    Go figure. Doolittle was fine. It looked like they were harmless fly balls.

  62. AV Aug 29,2013 12:55 pm

    pls don’t slide on your hands and knees, catcher…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 12:56 pm || Up

      I don’t know what this means, but I hope it means Suzuki is coming in in the 9th.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Aug 29,2013 1:00 pm || Up

        vogt did an awkward takeout slide at 2nd. then he stood up and bent down showing a little bit of knee hurty.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Aug 29,2013 1:00 pm || Up

          just a scrape prolly.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. AV Aug 29,2013 1:02 pm

    balsix.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  64. JediLeroy Aug 29,2013 1:02 pm

    TaFS, Balfour, TaFS

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  65. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:04 pm

    One.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:06 pm

    11 pitches 4 strikes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 29,2013 1:07 pm || Up

      two.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Aug 29,2013 1:19 pm || Up

        and no more.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. doctorK Aug 29,2013 1:07 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, two

  68. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:08 pm

    COME THE FUCK ON!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  69. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:14 pm

    ok, ok. just get this guy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 1:16 pm

    Come on, Grant. Find the right kind of RAGE.

  71. AV Aug 29,2013 1:16 pm

    WTFF with balfour?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm || Up

      oh jesus i’m gonna rage on something alright.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm || Up

      i would not want to be on the plane with him

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  72. MikeV Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm

    Fuck you Grant

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  73. JamesV Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm

    Somehow I had a feeling that was going to happen.

  74. batgirl Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm

    Oh Fuck Me

  75. doctorK Aug 29,2013 1:17 pm

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge

  76. Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 1:18 pm

    NOOOOOO

  77. Soaker Aug 29,2013 1:18 pm

    Hey Grant, I’d let the other 24 do the swearing for now.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  78. Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:19 pm

    I feel a peace I thought I couldn’t feel

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 29,2013 1:20 pm || Up

      3-1 ain’t bad, considering how we went in. still, i had an appropriate marvin gaye song lined up that i just had to put back in my pocket.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  79. ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 1:20 pm

    Well, hey. Three out of four on the road against the team with the best Pythag record in baseball.

    • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:23 pm || Up

      46 runs on a 7 game roadie.

      win 4 games.

      6 runs from the bullpen today

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 1:28 pm || Up

        Now if only the FKing Rangers would lose.

    • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:02 pm || Up

      I’m a total Pythag hag.

      But seriously, folks....
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2013 6:51 pm || Up

        Hee hee!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  80. ptbnl Aug 29,2013 1:21 pm

    It’s James’ fault.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ozzman99 Aug 29,2013 1:24 pm || Up

      How is it Rick James’ fault? Although I AM super-freakin’ out.

    • JamesV Aug 29,2013 1:25 pm || Up

      Nope. I was right.

  81. DFA Aug 29,2013 1:21 pm

    Remember when I wanted to trade Balfour at the height of his value?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • bear88 Aug 29,2013 1:37 pm || Up

      Yeah, he blew the game in royal fashion today. But who would you rather close on a contending team? Cook, who has been shaky? Doolittle, who has been awful except for today? Closers don’t have it sometimes.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 1:41 pm || Up

        its true that there are no good options, but Balfour has been shakey since before the all star break

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Aug 29,2013 1:46 pm || Up

        We could have gotten a real piece and gone with cook

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 1:53 pm || Up

        I don’t agree with trading him but I absolutely would not bring him back next year.

        • bear88 Aug 29,2013 2:08 pm || Up

          I agree. And setting aside the wisdom of making Cook the closer now, how much value does Balfour have? He would have been a rental for a contender that wouldn’t want to give up a player helping them win this year.

          • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:10 pm || Up

            I would see what his price is before making any decisions…he’s had a good year in the role.

            But seriously, folks....
            • bear88 Aug 29,2013 2:33 pm || Up

              My assumption is that his price tag will be too high, and that he will want a 3-year deal.

              • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:36 pm || Up

                That would be too high obviously…I like the idea of one year deals for closers…they tend to fade and the A’s always seem to find a new one fairly easily.

                But seriously, folks....
        • DFA Aug 29,2013 7:49 pm || Up

          The Rangers were trying to get a challenge trade going with Nathan. We should have too.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 7:53 pm || Up

            I don’t understand this statement.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 7:54 pm || Up

              I do recall your advocacy for trading him.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • DFA Aug 29,2013 8:06 pm || Up

              A challenge trade is you need ML pitching and are contending, I need hitting. Trade ML parts.

              I think that we could have gotten Inglesias with the addition of a prospect.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 8:39 pm || Up

                Trading one of your best relievers when you’re 5 games up at the time would’ve been monumentally stupid. And Iglesias + was traded for the best starting pitcher on the market, so I seriously doubt you would’ve gotten that for half a year of a reliever.

                The better comparable would’ve been Jose Veras being traded for this guy. No thanks.

                • DFA Aug 30,2013 2:05 pm || Up

                  Half a season of non closer Francisco Rodriguez got the Brewers Nick Delmonico

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  82. oblique Aug 29,2013 1:22 pm

    Uh… wow.

  83. bear88 Aug 29,2013 1:24 pm

    I could see that coming on my phone. You can’t be walking people who can’t hurt so you can face the guy who can.

  84. bear88 Aug 29,2013 1:29 pm

    Yeah, fine. The road trip, and especially the Detroit phase, went better than expected. But the Rangers don’t care. They just keep gaining ground, beating up on King Felix.

  85. nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 1:32 pm

    I just woke up and found out what happened. This is not the way I wanted to start the day.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  86. lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 1:52 pm

    Almost as bad as that game against the Yankees last year.

  87. MikeV Aug 29,2013 1:59 pm

    Then don’t go in the game?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:05 pm || Up

      It seems like people only say those types of things after they stunk up the joint.

      But seriously, folks....
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 2:50 pm || Up

      Yeah, I think that pisses me off even more. If that’s case either A) don’t come in the game or B) pull yourself out of the game. Doing C) staying in and “toughing it out” is just fking selfish and a dick move to pull in a team game.

      • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 3:15 pm || Up

        But that’s his role, his inning. That’s kind of part of his game in a way, the “you will pry this ball from my cold stiff fingers” thing like the end of last season when he wouldn’t answer the phone in a 12-5 romp even though he’d pitched the last 6 days in high stress outings.

        The reality is he and all other closers probably go out there in a certain, relatively small percentage of games where they feel like their arm is the weight of Jupiter or whatever… they got nuthin minus nuthin and it’s all on pride and adrenaline. Such is the role of the modern closer: you never see them (whether it’s Mariano Rivera or Balfour or Rodney or whoever you wanna name) excuse themselves, it’s a bell you are supposed to answer whether or not you’re feeling 100 or even 50 percent and that’s what they do and are expected to do.

        Pardon me if I get all MC Escher but you could make a case that taking him out in that game compromises a closer’s confidence for the next game…. that in a weird sort of Zen way, they have to blow it sometimes in a spectacular way — and when closer’s clam a game, it’s almost always soul-crushing and spectacularly awful in the moment — to be able to experience the failure that holds the keys to their eventual success.

        OK, I’m going to lunch.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • MikeV Aug 29,2013 3:26 pm || Up

          I would have a million percent more respect if he’d said to Melvin before going in “Fuckall, Bob, but my arm feels like oatmeal today. Give Cook the 9th.”

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 3:30 pm || Up

            I don’t really disagree, I’m not saying that I necessarily agree with the way the modern closer is kind of predicated on machismo and going out there gassed to the detriment of the team. I’m just saying maybe that’s how the role has evolved in terms of the way it’s implemented by teams, ours included. Any other guy at any other position, even s starting pitcher, could go to the manager and ask out like that, you’re right.

            Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 3:44 pm || Up

          A player is never going to admit that he doesn’t “have it” and remove himself from the game. Much like when a player insists on playing through injury, it’s up to the coaching staff to recognize that they’re doing more harm than good and make the necessary changes before they hurt the team.

          • MikeV Aug 29,2013 3:46 pm || Up

            Barry Zito.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • lenscrafters Aug 29,2013 3:49 pm || Up

              Fair, but one example from nearly ten years ago doesn’t exactly change the point.

              • dmoas Aug 29,2013 3:51 pm || Up

                And he kind of got flack from a lot of idiots for that.

        • dmoas Aug 29,2013 3:49 pm || Up

          At the end of the day, spotted a three run lead and no one on. If the pitcher allows the winning run to step up to the plate, I don’t really give a shit who that pitcher is, the manager needs to pull him. If he can’t take the confidence hit that may or may not cause, he has no business pitching in the majors let alone closing games.

          So basically I most of all blame Melvin. But even still, if you’re not well you absolutely have to say something or else you’re being completely selfish. And if I heard a teammate say that kind of shit after the game, I’d be all over him for it.

    • Englishmajor Aug 29,2013 4:16 pm || Up

      It’s not clear to me if Balfour knew he “had nothing” before he started pitching, or if that only became clear to him as he was out there.

      Would it have been a better idea to put Suzuki in for the ninth? Not that he could have stopped Balfour from imploding, but I always felt Kurt was particularly good at the stroll out to the mound, chat the pitcher up, pat him on the back routine, which could have changed the rhythm and perhaps signaled to Melvin that he should start thinking about the hook.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 4:54 pm || Up

        i wanted that. Its true that it probably doesn’t make much of a difference.

        But maybe having a bad pitch blocker makes the pitcher be too timid with the slider?
        I don’t know. I know announcers say it. don’t know if its true

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin Aug 29,2013 6:18 pm || Up

          During the ninth inning, scout *never once* told me that Balfour was showing confidence in his catcher by throwing a slider in the dirt with a man on third. It’s all Vogt’s fault!

      • 5Aces Aug 29,2013 5:22 pm || Up

        Well and if I remember my Ball Four properly, pitchers at times even say that what happens in the bullpen warming up might not be what happens on the mound. They could feel good warming up, go in and have nothing or vice versa. And if that is true, even if you suck ass in the pen you are going to go in and see how it works out. NIP has a point above that part of the aura if you will of the closer is they go in and get it done. None of us really believes it is the “best” way to do it, but as that how we have defined the role I have a hard time blaming GB for living up to it.

        But yes, as much as I dont want a Balfour inning taking longer, when you are imploding you need the catcher to go out there and do something-anything- to change the tempo and pace of it. Hell-have him throw at the mascot to shake things up. And I also think Zook could have given a “BoMel get him out NOW” look that might have been listened to.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  88. 5Aces Aug 29,2013 1:59 pm

    Wow, that will teach me to go tell my team we laid another person off. This week cant end soon enough.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • DFA Aug 29,2013 7:55 pm || Up

      huh?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • 5Aces Aug 30,2013 10:03 am || Up

        We were leading. I had to leave the viewing of the game to deliver bad news at work. I came back and we had lost. So the lesson is I cant go do that.

        And this week cant end soon enough because it was a bad end to a bad month. But now a 3 day weekend is almost here.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • DFA Aug 30,2013 2:07 pm || Up

          that sucks

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  89. nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 2:02 pm

    I know I shouldn’t feel this bad, but this one feels like a dagger.

    Talk me down. I think I need to eat something.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:04 pm || Up

      Make sure to eat something tasty and you’ll feel better.

      But seriously, folks....
    • oblique Aug 29,2013 2:50 pm || Up

      Eh. They beat (for all intents & purposes) Max FKing Scherzer, and the closer, who has been pretty much as reliable as they come, had an off-day. 3 games vs. 2 behind TEX isn’t a world changer right now.

      I’m certainly on the “this sucks” train, and what I wrote above does not reflect my earlier emotional state about it, but…I think it’s not the killer it felt like.

      • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 3:06 pm || Up

        I am just exaltant that I saw every pitch of the 1st 3 games and totally missed this one cuz I was up really really late. If I’d have witnessed the 9th live, on an empty stomach, I fear how I might have reacted. Violence and Joshy meltdown mode might have been a distinct possibility so I am just grateful I woke up just as it ended and read about it in the mimmediate aftermath rather than watched it go down as it happened, Christ I may have eaten my 3TB drive or sumthin.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • oblique Aug 29,2013 7:00 pm || Up

          Yeah…if this game were televised, and if I were at home instead of working, and if I were watching (which, given the first two ifs, I would’ve been), my TV might have a big remote-shaped hole in it now.

          Kind of funny; I was out at lunch with my co-workers when this went down, and watching on gameday on the phone. My phone ran out of battery and died midway through the Victor Martinez AB, which left me with a pretty bad feeling about things. When I got back to the office and refreshed gameday on my laptop….

          … let’s just say all the corporate people making their corporate demands didn’t get a very corporate answer.

          • DFA Aug 29,2013 7:56 pm || Up

            I watched it live. I was like uuuuuh spidey sense no good when runners got on

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 4:55 pm || Up

        also this.

        You fking people are smrt

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Aug 29,2013 7:55 pm || Up

        This

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 2:51 pm || Up

      I’d try to help but I feel like punching something myself. Getting food might help you though. Something you can gnash on as if it were balfour’s face.

      • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 3:03 pm || Up

        Yeah, you can’t really fault him… they all go out there with nothing in some games and this is a team (DET) that will just FK you up if you let them see a single ray of opportunity in a big game.

        I am handling this one by telling myself that as awful as it is at least it didn’t happen in a playoff game, given that the trophy almost assuredly runs through the Kitties and this series we pretty much proved we are one of those very few clubs that could conceivably stop them in, say, an ALCS.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 4:55 pm || Up

          blevins in the game is on Melvin.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Aug 29,2013 7:58 pm || Up

            If you aren’t going to use him with a five runn lead why is he on the team

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 8:12 pm || Up

              I think you hit the nail on the head

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  90. Bed Aug 29,2013 2:02 pm

    A sweep would have been nice but 3 out of 4 ain’t half bad.

    But seriously, folks....
    • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 2:07 pm || Up

      A sweep would have been nice but 3 out of four ain’t half, Bed.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:09 pm || Up

        I guess half a bed would be a twin.

        But seriously, folks....
    • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 2:10 pm || Up

      I feel like they (Balfour really) found a way to ruin the achievement of how well they played in DET at the last possible moment, and now they have to fly cross country thinking about it.

      I know I tend to dwell in worst cases, but you just cannot lose a game like this, with your foot on the throat of arguably the best team in the thing. I know it’s just one game but this one really sucks bad, an August travesty.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 2:11 pm || Up

        Remember New York last year. One game is one game.

        • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:13 pm || Up

          I remember the Alamo…not sure if that helps?

          But seriously, folks....
        • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 4:56 pm || Up

          that game got us detroit and not baltimore in the ALDS

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 4:56 pm || Up

          and really the cleveland game that the tie was stolen from us is worse.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:12 pm || Up

        The good news with baseball is you don’t have long to think about it since there’s usually a game the next day. I would think it’s just as likely that the players look at the series as a success, despite today’s loss, and are feeling pretty good.

        But seriously, folks....
        • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 2:27 pm || Up

          I agree that they are probably enjoying the flight, esp. since they are coming home with the sticks just blazing (esp. Moss, who is completely unconscious in the box right now and needs to have a homestand none of us will ever forget)… I sort of picture them on the flight consoling Balfour and saying exactly what you all are saying, remember NY last September, etc etc.

          It’s just bugging me to no end what happened today, and I’m glad I stayed up til dawn and slept in and missed it live or I might have eaten the TV in anguish or something. They have to come home and mash, this shit this weekend is FKing huge and we have to play well against another devastating club.

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
          • nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 2:30 pm || Up

            I think what’s got me is that it comes with another of those goddamned bat flips from you-know-who. I swear I am gonna have gay sex at Diamond Level during his ABs, I will do anything to FK up his game if we see them again when the autumn breezes blow.

            Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2013 2:32 pm || Up

              It being Torii is a bummer. I’m glad I didn’t see it.

          • Bed Aug 29,2013 2:32 pm || Up

            I’m looking forward to some big September games. Everything I’ve read and seen makes it seem like this is a loose group of guys so I don’t think the moment will be too big for them.

            But seriously, folks....
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2013 6:55 pm || Up

      Top Ten Meatloaf songs:

      1. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
      2. I’d Do Anything for Love (But I won’t do that)

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Aug 29,2013 7:08 pm || Up

        I’m pretty sure this thread is closed, kid.

      • ptbnl Aug 29,2013 8:11 pm || Up

        3. For Crying Out Loud

        if only for the couplet

        You belong inside my aching heart
        And can’t you see my faded Levi’s bursting apart

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  91. doctorK Aug 29,2013 2:48 pm

    Per the game result, post title has been updated.

  92. Bed Aug 29,2013 2:49 pm

    As long as Balfour doesn’t do anything to The Bed, I’m cool.

    But seriously, folks....
  93. nobody in particular Aug 29,2013 3:21 pm

    I feel like a hooker with a particularly well-endowed client, thinking “This one will be hard to swallow.” The idea that the equipment in in this case attached to Torii FKing Hunter makes the ol’ gag reflex engage like never before.

    The A’s have to come out tomorrow night absolutely SWINGING IT. We need total not-to-be-denied attitude it this series this weekend to make what just happened just another blip on the 162 blip screen.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  94. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2013 5:24 pm

    So, three straight wins then a one-run loss, that doesn’t look so…oh, crap.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Aug 29,2013 7:12 pm || Up

      And now we get Price and the Rays.

      • Future Ed Aug 29,2013 7:18 pm || Up

        we fucked up scherzer verlander and sanchez. Bring it on

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  95. bear88 Aug 29,2013 8:04 pm

    I wish I could stop sulking about this game. Players do this better, I think.

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