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  1. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 12:21 pm

    Reddick scratched with a headache. I don’t love the sound of that.

    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 12:24 pm || Up

      Yeah, I thought they should have taken him out of the game after the collision.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 12:25 pm || Up

        Agreed. Irresponsible not to in that game situation.

        • elcroata Jul 31,2013 12:28 pm || Up

          Video?

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 12:29 pm || Up
            • elcroata Jul 31,2013 12:32 pm || Up

              Thanks. True, they should have gotten him out right there

              Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Jul 31,2013 3:51 pm || Up

      Well, I hope he’s okay and I hope he’s playing for another team next year.

      But seriously, folks....
  2. elcroata Jul 31,2013 12:26 pm

    I’m pretty sure there is a Dickdarm joke somewhere in today’s matchup for our German-speaking friends…

    Because survival is insufficient
  3. elcroata Jul 31,2013 12:29 pm

    Verlander is 21:2 versus NL teams

    Because survival is insufficient
  4. beebo Jul 31,2013 12:37 pm

    18 degrees Celsius at the Coliseum today!

    • Kay Jul 31,2013 12:38 pm || Up

      It’s a glorious day here in the valley as well, although we’re into Englishmajor’s “too hot” zone already, for sure.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  5. elcroata Jul 31,2013 12:37 pm

    Fuck it, I love me some CY25

    Because survival is insufficient
  6. mikeA Jul 31,2013 12:46 pm

    Coco hit right habded, interesting.

  7. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 12:53 pm

    Ruh roh

  8. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 31,2013 1:01 pm

    Is this game not televised?

    • beebo Jul 31,2013 1:05 pm || Up

      I’m only seeing the Toronto feed on mlb.tv

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 31,2013 1:09 pm || Up

        Cool. Because nobody has an interest in watching a first place team take on a knuckleballer

    • Englishmajor Jul 31,2013 1:22 pm || Up

      It’s the usual weekday day game = no TV. I think it’s a holdover from the days where the TV broadcast was on KICU and they had too many viewers who called in to protest about preempting Judge Judy. It makes no sense with Comcast, since they don’t have any regular program schedule to disrupt.

      • Soaker Jul 31,2013 1:27 pm || Up

        Coming up at 1:30 on CSN California: Nutribullet — Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!

        CSN is skipping several games in August, but for at least a couple the other team’s telecast will be available in the Bay Area on MLB Network.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • beebo Jul 31,2013 1:32 pm || Up

        a holdover from the days where the TV broadcast was on KICU and they had too many viewers who called in to protest about preempting Judge Judy.

        I had no idea the Judge Judy lobby was so powerful.

        • JamesV Jul 31,2013 2:09 pm || Up

          Have you seen how much money she makes in a year?

  9. mikeA Jul 31,2013 1:16 pm

    I’ve only seen one pitch at 90 from Colon…

    • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 31,2013 1:31 pm || Up

      He seems 3-5 mph less than usual. That is not good.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • Soaker Jul 31,2013 1:35 pm || Up

        For Colon’s first 10 starts this year, his highest pitch count was 97, per the stated plan coming out of spring training. In his last 9 starts the lowest number is 96, he’s exceeded 100 6 times and had a high of 116.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 1:45 pm || Up

      He does not sound sharp.

      • Soaker Jul 31,2013 2:06 pm || Up

        An inefficient 87 pitches through 5 innings, and JCS was already up in the 5th.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 1:25 pm

    #3way

    • the dogfather Jul 31,2013 1:31 pm || Up

      Yep — most three-ways do not end well.

      Or so Dan Savage tells me.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • Englishmajor Jul 31,2013 1:41 pm || Up

      Were #hugetits involved?

      • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 2:11 pm || Up

        I don’t think Blanton can drive a 3-way anymore

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 1:44 pm || Up

      I can do this since I’m at home, but if you click on that #3way tag, I’ll warn against then clicking on any of the photo links that come up in the tweets.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. elcroata Jul 31,2013 1:30 pm

    Run, nerd, run!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 1:31 pm || Up

      Sounds like Bautista made one heck of a throw on that; you’d have to in order to fire it into the stands from right field.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 1:39 pm

    I’m so glad he’s no longer on this team.

  13. the dogfather Jul 31,2013 1:44 pm

    Listening to this half-inning reminds me how poorly Vince communicates the vitals. Yeesh.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  14. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 1:55 pm

    I give up, CY.

    • 5Aces Jul 31,2013 2:01 pm || Up

      Glad that 1) I dont have radio reception here and 2) I must get back to work.

      Go score some more runs while Im gone.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. mikeA Jul 31,2013 1:58 pm

    Looked like a pretty bad call on 2-0 to Vogt.

  16. the dogfather Jul 31,2013 2:10 pm

    ALways run out your pop-ups, kids.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  17. AV Jul 31,2013 2:13 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. nevermoor Jul 31,2013 2:16 pm

    Sogard just can’t stop scoring on errors I see.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. mikeA Jul 31,2013 2:17 pm

    Being at the game really drives home how terrible sLowrie’s defense is.

    • Kay Jul 31,2013 2:29 pm || Up

      I’m a little worried about Collapseslow shifting back to second after injuries and years…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • mikeA Jul 31,2013 2:40 pm || Up

        Maybe no one will hit grounders to 2B when he’s out there.

  20. JamesV Jul 31,2013 2:19 pm

    Solarball

  21. mikeA Jul 31,2013 2:21 pm

    Lucky he only gave up 2. Hopefully 2 extra days off will help him.

  22. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 2:26 pm

    Coco’s stats since April have been ugly.

    • Kay Jul 31,2013 2:53 pm || Up

      I don’t think he’s going to have all that great of an August, either.

      He’ll heat up at the end, tho.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Kay Jul 31,2013 2:54 pm || Up

      Callaspaneris?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  23. Soaker Jul 31,2013 2:55 pm

    Thank goodness our long Fosse nightmare is almost over.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:11 pm

    Former members of the Giants bandwagon booing Melky?

    • mikeA Jul 31,2013 3:16 pm || Up

      The day melky got suspended was the day America lost its innocence.

    • Englishmajor Jul 31,2013 3:16 pm || Up

      I don’t think there’s any shortage of reasons to boo him. We were yelling “Hey Melky, 404, page not found” at him on Monday.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:16 pm || Up

        See that’s funny.

      • Kay Jul 31,2013 3:37 pm || Up

        Brilliant!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • beebo Jul 31,2013 6:58 pm || Up

        Ahhh hahahaha

    • AV Jul 31,2013 3:20 pm || Up

      on jays’ broadcast, the interpretation was that “bay area fans” are still hurt or let down.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • oblique Jul 31,2013 5:30 pm || Up

      I booed him because I was pissed off that he helped the Gnats get to the postseason.

  25. Englishmajor Jul 31,2013 3:20 pm

    You know what would be a great way to welcome Alberto to Oakland?

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:21 pm || Up

      Callaspie?

      • Englishmajor Jul 31,2013 3:25 pm || Up

        Tittle tried “Pie-aspo” on Twitter, but it sounds much better than it looks.

    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 3:22 pm || Up

      I think the Suck Ass/Green/Callaspo spot on the roster is cursed.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. nevermoor Jul 31,2013 3:24 pm

    Ok bullpen: we just need another ~15 scoreless innings and we’re sure to win this thing.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 3:36 pm || Up

      0 != ~15.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:36 pm || Up

        {starts dialing A’s talk to complain about bullpen}

  27. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 3:24 pm

    2 straight games without an earned run from the offense.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:26 pm || Up

      Hey, they earned those runs. Balls don’t pop themselves up.

      • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 3:27 pm || Up

        Gotta love 2 runs on 8 hits and four errors (?!?)

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Jul 31,2013 3:33 pm || Up

          versus 2 runs on 9 hits and 2 passed balls

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Jul 31,2013 3:34 pm || Up

            …3 runs.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. doctorK Jul 31,2013 3:30 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, I think we need a catcher who can, uh, catch.

  29. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 3:30 pm

    {closes eyes}

  30. mikeA Jul 31,2013 3:30 pm

    Should ibb bautista….

    • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 3:34 pm || Up

      Can we go back and try it that way?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Kay Jul 31,2013 3:39 pm || Up

      that’s what I thought.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  31. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 3:37 pm

    I think it’s time for Sonny Gray to get the FK over here if Melvin thinks Jesse Chavez is the best reliever in the pen after C/D/G.

  32. Soaker Jul 31,2013 3:46 pm

    Blevins will be real happy to flip the page on his calendar tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  33. Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 3:46 pm

    The good news is the A’s will still be in first place when Texas leaves town on Sunday.

  34. dmoas Jul 31,2013 3:46 pm

    I remember Monday quite fondly. Can we go back to Monday, please?

    • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 3:51 pm || Up

      That’s it. New host!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Jul 31,2013 3:55 pm || Up

        I’ll go take a quick mini-vacation somewhere to give you some time to do it.

        But seriously, folks....
    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 3:58 pm || Up

      The trade of Grant Green appears to be weighing heavily on their minds.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Jul 31,2013 4:02 pm || Up

        Well, they probably all read the book he wrote, The Quiet Athletic, and are big fans.

        But seriously, folks....
  35. Jennifer Jul 31,2013 3:54 pm

    Well, kids…

  36. lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 3:55 pm

    It really sucks that Doolittle only pitched to 2 batters and Balfour only threw 12 pitches. Should not have lost this game.

    • mikeA Jul 31,2013 3:58 pm || Up

      I think that was a good decision with Tx coming up.

      • lenscrafters Jul 31,2013 4:03 pm || Up

        That’s overly cautious to me. Off day tomorrow, and all three of the trifecta have not been used much lately. Who knows how that series will turn out, but you had a tight, winnable game today.

        • dmoas Jul 31,2013 4:05 pm || Up

          I’m with lc on this one. That day off tomorrow means they should have been available for more.

  37. Bed Jul 31,2013 3:56 pm

    Have mikeA and mikeV ever been seen with AV anywhere?

    But seriously, folks....
    • MikeV Jul 31,2013 3:57 pm || Up

      I do not believe so, no.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Bed Jul 31,2013 4:03 pm || Up

        Hmm…this either means something or it doesn’t…probably the latter.

        But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Jul 31,2013 4:01 pm || Up

      My bedroom? HEY-O

    • mikeA Jul 31,2013 4:05 pm || Up

      Sometimes we play scrabble together. I like to make words with the letter “a”

  38. andeux Jul 31,2013 5:51 pm

    So much fail.

    Also we were sitting in the same section as ****.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Bed Jul 31,2013 5:52 pm || Up

      Can I buy a vowel?

      But seriously, folks....
      • Jennifer Jul 31,2013 6:18 pm || Up

        It’s usually found in a goat.

        • Bed Jul 31,2013 6:27 pm || Up

          Hmm…so it’s either Nico or some sort of stinky cheese.

          But seriously, folks....
          • Kay Jul 31,2013 8:32 pm || Up

            same thing.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • dmoas Aug 1,2013 4:53 pm || Up

              Yeah, I’m not seeing a difference.

              • DFA Aug 1,2013 7:47 pm || Up

                I like stinky cheese.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Aug 2,2013 1:45 pm || Up

                  Hmm… well… I guess there is a difference.

    • JamesV Jul 31,2013 6:36 pm || Up

      I’m so sorry.

    • JamesV Jul 31,2013 6:37 pm || Up

      How many times did he tell others around him the ump called a pitch incorrectly?

    • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 7:31 pm || Up

      Did he recognize you?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • andeux Jul 31,2013 7:36 pm || Up

        Probably.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 8:24 pm || Up

          Well at least you don’t know for sure. That’s good.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. Soaker Jul 31,2013 7:14 pm

    Hell of a performance by Jerome Williams. Here comes the Angels bullpen.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 7:38 pm || Up

      Yup.

    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 7:38 pm || Up

      And kablooey. 6 game lead down to 4 within 24 hours.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Jul 31,2013 7:41 pm || Up

      Three straight walkoffs. Thanks losers.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jul 31,2013 7:51 pm || Up

        if only williams and wilson traded games…

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 31,2013 8:23 pm

    Kyli bait: I am posting from Sec 107 in Oracle, waiting for One Direction to take the stage.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jul 31,2013 8:27 pm || Up

      Oh man, brutal. I thought you and the Upgrades were on your annual trip to Camp Mosquito this week; guess not.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 31,2013 11:19 pm || Up

        No, we are. Tickets to 1D was Primera’s one and only Xmas wish. And since the lads had the poor foresight to schedule their Oakland trip in the middle of our Tuolumne vacation, she and I drove back to Oakland today and will drive back to the Sierras tomorrow. Scoring some serious Dad Karma points.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Jul 31,2013 8:32 pm || Up

      I assume you timed things so you’re peaking right about now.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Jennifer Jul 31,2013 8:36 pm || Up

      Come on. She’s better than 1D.

      • Jennifer Jul 31,2013 8:37 pm || Up

        Save the 2D jokes, Mike.

        • Kay Jul 31,2013 8:49 pm || Up

          Cuttin’ his balls off in advance!

          Rawr, Nurse Gertie, Rawr!

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • MikeV Aug 1,2013 8:51 am || Up

          :(

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • JamesV Jul 31,2013 9:27 pm || Up

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 31,2013 11:24 pm || Up

      For the record, that was a great show. The stage/light/laser production was spectacular. The guys playing the instruments were really strong. And the 1D boys put a lot of effort into their performance. Not my music of choice to be sure, but good solid entertainment.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Jul 31,2013 11:32 pm || Up

        Is Primera in 1D heaven?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 31,2013 11:45 pm || Up

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. elcroata Jul 31,2013 9:03 pm

    Adrian Gonzalez is trying for two and he will be out from me to you. Adrian had delusions of grandeur, forgetting he is a station to station runner.

    Man, I love Vince Scully

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 9:35 pm || Up

      He just said that a Kershaw bunt “looked like a poached egg, landing on toast.”

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