THIS IS THE NEW SITE ← FREE KRAUT!

THIS IS THE NEW SITE 361

Welcome. I’ll reset the URL to freekraut.net once the transfer goes through.

Let me know in this thread if there are any technical issues over here.

361 thoughts on “THIS IS THE NEW SITE

  1. ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:25 am

    NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin Jul 29,2013 10:37 am || Up

      You’re in Europe, right? So not going to Snowmass?

      • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:39 am || Up

        Yes in Europe, no to Snowmass – in part because of DOE conference attendance rules.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin Jul 29,2013 10:40 am || Up

          Huh. Is that because Snowmass is basically figuring out what to lobby DoE for?

          • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:42 am || Up

            No – because any one institution can’t have more than X attendees at and/or spend more than Y dollars ($100K I think) on a conference now without special dispensation.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. Jennifer Jul 29,2013 10:29 am

    I feel like I need a trail of breadcrumbs to be a member of this site.

    • Soaker Jul 29,2013 10:52 am || Up

      Who bought freekraut.com? It’s redirecting to the “old” freekraut.net and should redirect here once nm finishes that part of it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 10:53 am || Up

        I didn’t buy it. And if it’s set up to just redirect to freekraut.net it’ll work fine in a couple days.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:55 am || Up

          Otherwise it’ll be this year’s surprise for Bed.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. vignette17 Jul 29,2013 10:30 am

    I’m getting unread comments that I have read. Looks like all the ones that I read in the past day or so. Only issue I’ve seen.

    Thanks for doing this nm!

    • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 10:31 am || Up

      That should clear up as you visit. If it isn’t updating properly after your first visit let me know.

      (the issue is that I copied that db over last night when I thought I could get it done then.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. JamesV Jul 29,2013 10:30 am

    Win, FKers.

    • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:36 am || Up

      I was expecting your next comment to be at the wrong site.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  5. ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:35 am

    Just FYI, for convenience I updated the old site post so there is a clickable link to the new one.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  6. Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 29,2013 10:37 am

    Seems like some of the avatars aren’t displaying correctly (at least on my computer). No idea if that falls into technical issue, me issue, or temporary issue though.

    • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:40 am || Up

      I’m seeing that too – you, JamesV, doctorK, 5aces, FSU, Thunderbutt, etc.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 10:47 am || Up

        Hmmm… I’ll look into it.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 10:50 am || Up

          Fixed.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 11:05 am || Up

            Old cache of avatars wasn’t uploaded. Whoopsie

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  7. dmoas Jul 29,2013 10:46 am

    SAME AS THE OLD SITE

  8. Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 10:50 am

    Best wishes, and go A’s!

  9. 5Aces Jul 29,2013 11:15 am

    Love the new site smell.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 11:16 am || Up

      although it is also tempting to go back and make some last comments that wont be there shortly.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. Englishmajor Jul 29,2013 11:19 am

    I may vomit; the Giants presser is on the big screen in our newsroom. OH, thank God, it’s over.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 11:20 am || Up

      What were they pressing?

      • Englishmajor Jul 29,2013 11:26 am || Up

        They were at the White House. PBO got off a few good jokes, like the center field bleachers are being remade into MLB’s first in-stadium edible gardens, and Bruce Bochy is a great manager.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 11:28 am || Up

          Oh right. That. I was hoping Obama would break out a Fred Willard impression and just turn to Bochy and say WHA’ HAPPENED?!

          • beebo Jul 29,2013 2:31 pm || Up

            I wonder what kind of White House appearance the A’s would put on if they won the World Series. I imagine there would have to be pie.

            • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 2:47 pm || Up

              I was trying to find pictures of the Swingin’ A’s chilling with Dick Nixon, but came up empty. Does anyone know whether such a visit ever happened?

              • beebo Jul 29,2013 2:56 pm || Up

                That’s an excellent question. How long have they been doing this kind of thing, anyway?

                • doctorK Jul 29,2013 3:10 pm || Up
                • doctorK Jul 29,2013 3:11 pm || Up

                  Also, the Merky News just redesigned their web site, and the new version sucks flaming donkey testicles.

                • beebo Jul 29,2013 3:16 pm || Up

                  Ah, the good ol’ San Jose Mercurial.

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 3:19 pm || Up

                  It’s still laden with crappy pop-up ads I see. Good to know some things never change.

              • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 3:05 pm || Up

                The ’71 team visited Nixon just ‘cos.

                Sal Bando asked him if his newly-announced economic polices meant that Finley didn’t have to give them a raise next year!

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 3:10 pm || Up

                  Nixon then wanted to call in pitches to Catfish.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 3:19 pm || Up

                  That is so great. Only Charlie Finley could make Nixon look like a man of the people.

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 3:23 pm || Up

                  Incidentally, the A’s lost to the Senators that night at RFK 8-1.

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 3:23 pm || Up
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 29,2013 11:27 am || Up

        Whatever it was, I’m sure it was at the plate

  11. bear88 Jul 29,2013 11:40 am

    Ok, just checking in. No trades yet, I gather.

    • dmoas Jul 29,2013 11:43 am || Up

      Well, the Angels traded Downs to the Braves.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 11:45 am || Up

      Sorry kid. Skipper wants to see you in his office…

  12. elcroata Jul 29,2013 1:08 pm

    Thanks, nm!

    Because survival is insufficient
  13. beebo Jul 29,2013 2:32 pm

    I was afraid this was the result of another Krautgate.

  14. Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 2:47 pm

    Speed is much improved here.

    • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 2:56 pm || Up

      Good! It should be a much more reliable/faster host. Time will tell.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  15. Thunderbutt Jul 29,2013 2:49 pm

    Change frightens and confuses me.

    There is always a score.
  16. Soaker Jul 29,2013 3:52 pm

    I’m still seeing Unread Comments hanging on …loading… in Chrome. Recently I’ve used Firefox to view FK; it’s not an issue there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 3:54 pm || Up

      consistently, or only sometimes? It works fine on my chrome.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Soaker Jul 29,2013 3:58 pm || Up

        Pretty consistently, and it seems like it happens after I’ve been on for a few minutes and clicked on several threads. Then once it locks up like that I have to exit the browser to get it going again.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 4:15 pm || Up

          Odd. I’ll look into it.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • DFA Jul 29,2013 4:34 pm || Up

            I haven’t had that problem on chromium.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • brian.only Jul 29,2013 5:15 pm || Up

              Hey buddy, sorry I missed your brunch, it was my anniversary.

              • DFA Jul 29,2013 5:17 pm || Up

                Its ok ill be back in three weeks. Not for good. But for a week.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • brian.only Jul 29,2013 5:21 pm || Up

                  Woo, oh wait I’ll be in HI. :(

                • DFA Jul 29,2013 5:33 pm || Up

                  come to LA… actually don’t it kinda sucks here.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 5:38 pm || Up

                  Everyone just drive half way and meet in the ‘no!

                  And you think LA is bad?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • DFA Jul 29,2013 6:04 pm || Up

                  hahahahaha I am going to be in fresno in a bit actually

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 6:29 pm || Up

                  Well you know the drill. Email, FB, beer if youre up to it, etc…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • DFA Jul 29,2013 7:14 pm || Up

                  its going to be for work, but will try to cordinate.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 8:04 pm || Up

                  Understood, and I know the feeling of wanting out of here, so no worries either way.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • DFA Jul 29,2013 8:11 pm || Up

                  all im am saying is no promises

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Jul 29,2013 8:12 pm || Up

                  but that i will try.

                  I just hate being flake

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  17. AV Jul 29,2013 5:11 pm

    is this message on my dashboard actually meant for me?

    Your backup folder MIGHT be visible to the public

    To correct this issue, move the .htaccess file from wp-content/plugins/wp-dbmanager to /home/freekrau/public_html/wp-content/backup-db

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Jul 29,2013 5:55 pm || Up

      No.

      It’s meant for me. I need to play with that.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • AV Jul 29,2013 6:01 pm || Up

        ‘k. good, because i had no idea how to do that.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. Englishmajor Jul 29,2013 5:53 pm

    If you are within an hour of the Coliseum and you have the price of a ticket, please get on over here. It’s FKing deserted. (And FKing freezing too.)

    • bear88 Jul 29,2013 6:10 pm || Up

      You should be marketing the team. Nobody’s at the game, and it’s freezing cold!

      This is quite tempting, because I hear that and think good, cheap seats are available. But my wife wants me home tonight.

      • 5Aces Jul 29,2013 6:30 pm || Up

        One of the best parts of the game Friday was getting to be cold for a couple of hours.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Jul 29,2013 6:14 pm || Up

      Wish I could but my gf is making blue cheese biscuits from scratch!

    • Kay Jul 29,2013 6:18 pm || Up

      Sounds like my kinda game! A whole section of cave seats to myself…

      Too bad I’m 2 hours away… :(

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • oblique Jul 29,2013 10:38 pm || Up

      Sadly, not within an hour, with traffic (and only maybe barely with no traffic). I’ll be there Wednesday!

  19. Future Ed Jul 29,2013 8:42 pm

    anyone else with new comment issues? 842 pdt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Jul 29,2013 8:59 pm || Up

      Only the first page views or so.

    • Future Ed Jul 30,2013 3:38 pm || Up

      widget won’t load periodically.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Jul 30,2013 4:00 pm || Up

        I’m hoping to find time to really dig into the widget’s guts this weekend. I’m hoping there’s a code update that with fix all of these issues.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  20. brian.only Jul 29,2013 8:58 pm

    Wow, Coco!

  21. nevermoor Jul 30,2013 9:10 pm

    Futzing with twitter oEmbeds. Disregard this comment.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Jul 30,2013 9:18 pm || Up

      Yeah, you just killed the whole thing for a minute or so.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Jul 30,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        Yikes. That shouldn’t have happened.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 10:55 am || Up

          Throwing in the towel on this one. It’s natively supported in newer versions of WP, so I think I’m best served by trying to update us once version 3.6 releases (any day now).

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 3:25 pm || Up

            3.6 is out. Hope to be able to upgrade soon, as along with technical benefits it will fix our twitter embed problem.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 31,2013 4:23 pm

    Geez, I come up for a brief midweek breath of internet, and you guys move on me.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. critter Jul 31,2013 10:22 pm

    i don’t know how to start a thread even in the best of times. Here is Abraham. He had his first vet visit today and they shoved a pill down his throat. He still had love for them. They all talked about how sweet he is-
    http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae148/attijah/DSCN0155.jpg

    http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae148/attijah/DSCN0149.jpg

    Hope that works.

  24. andeux Jul 31,2013 10:36 pm

    Are things slower tonight or is … it … just … me?

    TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Jul 31,2013 10:53 pm || Up

      Seems slow to me too.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Aug 1,2013 12:32 am || Up

        Super sluggish – both in terms of server response time and posting frequency.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • JamesV Aug 1,2013 8:12 am || Up

        Sometime last night I started noticing some site slowdown along with the unread comments widget not always loading until I refreshed the site. It’s still going on for me. Firefox here.

        Bed says it’s happening in Chrome too.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 31,2013 11:18 pm || Up

      Very slow.

    • doctorK Aug 1,2013 1:10 pm || Up

      S

      L

      O

      W

    • AV Aug 1,2013 8:33 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. critter Jul 31,2013 10:49 pm

    It’s not you. Or people hate kittens now.

    • ptbnl Jul 31,2013 11:06 pm || Up

      Night after a day game things get slow – but that’s one cute kitten.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • critter Jul 31,2013 11:52 pm || Up

        Thanks, ptbnl. It wasn’t easy to get another cat, but I’m glad I did.

  26. elcroata Aug 1,2013 6:38 am

    Extremely slow today. This page for example took > 15 30 sec to load

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Aug 1,2013 6:38 am || Up

      And the above comment took 7 seconds to submit

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Aug 1,2013 6:53 am || Up

        It’s been getting slower and slower for the last 12 hours … maybe a database problem? I can’t imagine the host is throttling our level of use.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • elcroata Aug 1,2013 7:05 am || Up

          That would be rather strange. Normally, such decrease in performance related to DB comes from large amounts of data being inserted into non-indexed tables that are then being searched on. But we have poor performance on all – reads, writes and updates.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Bed Aug 1,2013 8:25 am || Up

            In my expert opinion it’s all Josh Reddick’s fault.

            But seriously, folks....
        • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 9:32 am || Up

          Checking into it.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  27. Jennifer Aug 1,2013 7:48 am

    The search fucntion isn’t working.

    • Jennifer Aug 1,2013 7:54 am || Up

      Error message:

      PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69 PHP Warning: strpos(): Offset not contained in string in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\wp-content\themes\atahualpa\search.php on line 69

      • elcroata Aug 1,2013 8:22 am || Up

        WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

        Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 9:41 am || Up

        Bizarre. It just worked for me. I wonder if the host is having some sort of issue.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata Aug 1,2013 10:04 am || Up

          had the same issue at the time of the posting, works fine for me now

          Because survival is insufficient
        • Jennifer Aug 1,2013 3:36 pm || Up

          Works for me now.

  28. Bed Aug 1,2013 8:23 am

    Open the pod bay doors, Free Kraut.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Kay Aug 2,2013 8:43 am || Up

      When this shit gets fixed, we’re gonna have a new tagline.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  29. MikeV Aug 1,2013 8:53 am

    Unread comments isn’t working.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 1,2013 9:20 am || Up

      Everything’s broken and nothing’s okay!

      (I’m also experiencing slow loading times and an iffy unread comments widget. Haven’t tried searching)

  30. nevermoor Aug 1,2013 9:50 am

    Performance issues weren’t the DB. It may have been that our caching plugin got muddled in the move (which hopefully I’ve now straightened out).

    Hopefully things get their act together quickly.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • JamesV Aug 1,2013 9:57 am || Up

      Something seems better so far.

    • JamesV Aug 1,2013 9:57 am || Up

      Or not. That reply took about 20 seconds to process.

      • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 9:58 am || Up

        This page just loaded fast.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 9:59 am || Up

          Comments still seem to process slowly.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • JamesV Aug 1,2013 10:27 am || Up

            Site hung for a couple minutes then gave me a blank page. Refreshed and this post loaded.

            That’s it from me for now – I’m out for the day.

    • JamesV Aug 1,2013 9:58 am || Up

      10 seconds for the latest one.

  31. nevermoor Aug 1,2013 12:08 pm

    Things seem faster again. Testing comment time

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Aug 1,2013 12:09 pm || Up

      That was very slow.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  32. Bed Aug 1,2013 12:36 pm

    Sites running better but the new comments aren’t loading.

    But seriously, folks....
  33. Soaker Aug 1,2013 2:02 pm

    In addition to extreme slow loads, I cannot approve SamYam’s pending comment. I hit the Approve button and on that screen it appears to work because the shading disappears and that button switches over to Unapprove. But it doesn’t actually post and it’s still sitting there as a pending comment.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  34. nevermoor Aug 1,2013 2:20 pm

    Working on SamYam. Also working with a tech at the host to figure out why our site isn’t playing nicely.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  35. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 1,2013 4:00 pm

    My comments are still spinning in place then failing a good half of the time.

  36. elcroata Aug 2,2013 3:52 am

    Some observations and average times from today (tested on FF, IE & Chrome):

    Site load: ~25-30 seconds
    Post load: ~35-70 seconds (seems bigger on posts with more comments, the 1 minute+ times are from the 600 comment lounge).
    Comment submitting: ~40 seconds
    Reaching the comment edit page: ~25-35 seconds
    Updating the comment after editing: ~80 seconds
    Unread comments widget displaying correctly: ~1/20

    Because survival is insufficient
    • JamesV Aug 2,2013 8:46 am || Up

      Yeah, it’s pretty bad right now. Hopefully NM can get some answers.

    • Bed Aug 2,2013 9:05 am || Up

      How is the site running on Netscape?

      But seriously, folks....
      • beebo Aug 2,2013 6:26 pm || Up

        We should test it in AOL’s browser first.

    • nevermoor Aug 2,2013 9:12 am || Up

      Ick. Seems like it’s getting progressively worse.

      I’m hoping I can clean the code up significantly today (with an upgrade to 3.6) and the host can help me figure out the rest of it.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • elcroata Aug 2,2013 11:52 am || Up

        Good luck and thanks a ton

        Because survival is insufficient
        • nevermoor Aug 2,2013 2:02 pm || Up

          By the way, if you want to see how it is going, the sandbox is at http://freekraut.net.v3.cloudsites.gearhost.com/FK_Testing/.

          Fair warning that it may well fail on you (or otherwise eff up) and that it’s a long way from fully functional.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • elcroata Aug 2,2013 2:25 pm || Up

            Got this

            Notice: register_sidebar_widget is deprecated since version 2.8! Use wp_register_sidebar_widget() instead. in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\FK_Testing\wp-includes\functions.php on line 2871 Notice: get_settings is deprecated since version 2.1! Use get_option() instead. in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\FK_Testing\wp-includes\functions.php on line 2871 Fatal error: Call to undefined function simpleSessionGet() in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\FK_Testing\wp-content\plugins\show-unread-comments\show-unread-comments.php on line 81 Fatal error: Call to undefined function simpleSessionGet() in \\CSCLUSTER02\CLOUDSITES\003790\freekraut.net\webroot\FK_Testing\wp-content\plugins\show-unread-comments\show-unread-comments.php on line 538

            After logging in. Sure you have a bunch of them, but perhaps it helps some

            Because survival is insufficient
            • nevermoor Aug 2,2013 2:34 pm || Up

              Yeah. In active development so I’m still working on putting the pieces together. It’s loading now, but I’m working on actually marking comments unread.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  37. andeux Aug 2,2013 7:16 pm

    Temporary game thread at the old place, if anyone’s around.

    TINSTAAFK
  38. Kay Aug 3,2013 9:53 am

    Site and page BOTH loaded in <7 seconds on Safari on an ancient iMac

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Kay Aug 3,2013 9:53 am || Up

      Comment posted in <3 secs

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Kay Aug 3,2013 9:54 am || Up

        Site loaded again in <5 secs

        Low traffic time, or are we maybe fixed?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 9:59 am || Up

          Hoping we are fixed. It’s some issue with how wordpress talks to their DB, hopefully we can iron out, since this is a very well reviewed host generally.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • JamesV Aug 3,2013 10:32 am || Up

            And WP is kind of, you know, common these days.

            • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 10:45 am || Up

              Yeah. It’s not that the host can’t run WP. Don’t really understand the issue, but we do seem to be making progress

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Aug 3,2013 11:52 am || Up

            It’s world’s better today.

    • JamesV Aug 3,2013 9:57 am || Up

      That posted immediately.

      • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 9:59 am || Up

        Working for me too.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. Bed Aug 3,2013 11:08 am

    The pod bay doors are open.

    But seriously, folks....
  40. oblique Aug 3,2013 11:21 am

    Is this the real site?

    • 5Aces Aug 3,2013 11:27 am || Up

      Is it just fantasy?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Aug 3,2013 11:31 am || Up

        Hmm…most of my fantasies don’t involve Adam Rosales.

        But seriously, folks....
        • AV Aug 3,2013 3:13 pm || Up

          well, he’s no aldo nova.

          (sorry.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 12:55 pm || Up

      Yes. Hopefully this recent change fixes it.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • andeux Aug 3,2013 12:55 pm || Up

        And the DNS change should take effect soon too?

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 1:00 pm || Up

          I haven’t made the nameserver switch because I’m not 100% sure this fix will hold. But the registration transfer (to a third party, not a host) completed yesterday so I can do it when we are locked in here.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  41. elcroata Aug 3,2013 11:46 am

    Working great right now

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Aug 3,2013 12:24 pm || Up

      In the nick of time, too. A Buck-McCarver game would have me throwing stuff at the TV, but now I know I can vent on the keyboard instead.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  42. Leopold Bloom Aug 3,2013 12:47 pm

    • elcroata Aug 3,2013 12:58 pm || Up

      But, is it free?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • 5Aces Aug 3,2013 12:59 pm || Up

        You have to have the coupon and membership card. But then, yes; yes it is.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  43. nevermoor Aug 3,2013 1:05 pm

    Also,

    I’ve got the new style on the test site to about where I’m happy with it. I put up a post there that lists the functionality I’m still working on and gives intrepid sandbox explorers a place to tell me what’s ugly/wrong about the new layout.

    One advantage is that it is advertised as being able to show up cleanly on mobile devices, so that’d be a thing to check too.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • dmoas Aug 3,2013 2:21 pm || Up

      Look very narrow.

      • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 5:41 pm || Up

        In what sense?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Aug 3,2013 5:50 pm || Up

          On a wide screen it looks like it fits on only half the screen.

            • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 7:29 pm || Up

              Hmmm…

              How wide?

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • JamesV Aug 3,2013 7:34 pm || Up

                Like this.

                • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 7:38 pm || Up

                  Got it, thanks.

                  I’ll have to play with the CSS to see if I FKed things up by giving the banner a max-width

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • JamesV Aug 3,2013 7:40 pm || Up

                  Let me know if you want any more screenshots sometime.

                • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 8:02 pm || Up

                  Width should be fixed. Let me know.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • JamesV Aug 3,2013 8:07 pm || Up

                  It fills the screen now.

                • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 8:18 pm || Up

                  In a good way, or too much? I can increase the margin percentage.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • JamesV Aug 3,2013 8:24 pm || Up

                  I’d probably give it a small amount of blank space to either side, not much though. I can’t see anything on that link now but it did seem to go straight to the edges.

                • dmoas Aug 4,2013 7:42 am || Up

                  Much better. Perhaps just a hair too much. Maybe bring it in about 25-50 on each side.

              • JamesV Aug 3,2013 7:35 pm || Up

                That’s in Firefox.

    • andeux Aug 3,2013 5:57 pm || Up

      I left some comments over there earlier.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 7:31 pm || Up

        got ’em, thanks

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  44. elcroata Aug 3,2013 1:07 pm

    Game thread, anyone?

    Because survival is insufficient
  45. JamesV Aug 3,2013 4:20 pm

    Today’s game thread ran flawlessly.

    • Bed Aug 3,2013 4:45 pm || Up

      Matt Garza thought are thread sucked!

      But seriously, folks....
      • Bed Aug 3,2013 4:51 pm || Up

        or our thread…no matter the grammar he thought it sucked.

        But seriously, folks....
  46. Bed Aug 3,2013 4:45 pm

    Comments thingie isn’t loading for me again.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Aug 3,2013 5:44 pm || Up

      and now they’re working…perhaps I prematurely eja…uh, posted.

      But seriously, folks....
      • JamesV Aug 3,2013 5:50 pm || Up

        Premature? No! Wise! Wise, learned etc. and so forth…!

  47. whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 7:24 pm

    i’m getting an endless comments “…loading…” on chrome from time to time…
    xoxo

    • Bed Aug 3,2013 7:31 pm || Up

      I’m on Chrome and it’s been doing that for me from time to time too.

      But seriously, folks....
      • whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 7:39 pm || Up

        glad i am not totally alone. we are on a special island.

        • Bed Aug 3,2013 7:45 pm || Up

          I guess it was halving problems for everyone until this afternoon…it seems like it’s getting back to normal.

          But seriously, folks....
          • whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 7:46 pm || Up

            so we are the half that it sucks for?

            • Bed Aug 3,2013 7:51 pm || Up

              Yep…oh how we suffer.

              But seriously, folks....
              • whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 7:52 pm || Up

                we do, we do

                • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 8:03 pm || Up

                  I have no idea why that code isn’t working for everyone. I don’t see any issues in it but I’ll circle back once I have the big stuff working.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 8:06 pm || Up

                  no worries, nm. thank you for all you do for us. it is so very much appreciated. <3

                • Bed Aug 3,2013 8:12 pm || Up

                  The last couple of hours it’s been working great.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 8:19 pm || Up

                  Apparently it was a specific server in their cloud that didn’t play nicely with us. IT is working on setting up a rule to prevent us from getting load-balanced back onto it. Until then, there’s a risk we get messed up again.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Bed Aug 3,2013 8:21 pm || Up

                  Well, hopefully it’ll all work out. I won’t pretend to understand how any of this stuff works but we’re all happy you do.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • whimsical witch Aug 3,2013 8:26 pm || Up

                  this.

  48. 5Aces Aug 3,2013 10:27 pm

    NM signal: it may just be the tablet, but in my GT from today, any time I try to repky to the very bottom thread (Sogards tweet from bowling and the replies after) it wont open and crashes the browser. At the bottom of the kust since it only seems to be right there, but FYI…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • nevermoor Aug 3,2013 11:26 pm || Up

      Bizarre. I think I’m going to let that one slide in favor of getting the major upgrade out. Hopefully the new code won’t choke there.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  49. nevermoor Aug 4,2013 1:57 am

    Stable, functional version of new design is up here: http://freekraut.net.v3.cloudsites.gearhost.com/FK_Testing/

    Please feel free to comment here or there if you want tweaks. I need to figure out the quicktags, and decide about Andy’s category-menu point. Also, unread comments are in testing, so the widget will never acknowledge that you read anything. That’s intentional.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • elcroata Aug 4,2013 2:04 am || Up

      Nice

      Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Aug 4,2013 11:36 am || Up

      looks pretty fresh. i like it.

      i think perhaps some tweaking of the comments space will help us read them more fluidly. my biggest suggestion is to make the signatures grayed out. as is, the signature really looks like the last line of a comment, just ital because the commenter really wants you to pay attention. itals like you’re doing is cool. personally, i’d go triple whammy on the sigs: ital, gray, and slightly smaller font size. but if i had to pick just one, the gray.

      (this goes for the current site too, but i never said anything, which also means i’ve learned to live with it, so whatevs if it doesn’t change, but…) the green line surrounding a comment you’re reading always looked too prominent and too close to the text i’m reading, especially left side. as a general rule, i don’t like things touching my text when i’m reading it any more than i like things touching my food when i’m eating it. it’s the same sort of feeling anyway, like out of the corner of my eye i see something encroaching and it distracts from what i’m focusing on.

      same vane, minor-er detail, some comments seem to have a nice bit of space after the last sentence and before the bottom line of the speech bubble. some comments seem to rest right on that bottom line. i like the space ones.

      entirely about tastes, and merely an opinion, the headline font is perfectly OK and serviceable and if everybody likes it i’m down too, but just as a matter of what does this font say to me via intangible unexplainables? this font says to me german toothpaste… so i wasn’t surprised when i found out its name. i wonder if you’d consider pathway gothic one instead? seems to have a similar profile while keeping baseball in america where it belongs.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • elcroata Aug 4,2013 2:25 pm || Up

        So you are against international baseball?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • AV Aug 4,2013 2:53 pm || Up

          meh. it’ll never catch on…

          kidding!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Aug 4,2013 7:27 pm || Up

          ok, chores done. time for a decent response. i love int’l baseball so much i want it to look its best by harkening to tradition via fonts that, although not necessarily historically accurate to call them american, do have a lot of americaneity to them, circularily enough, because they’re identifiable with baseball. and it seems baseball has a relationship to maintain with type treatments. i can’t think of another sport so closely associated with lettering as baseball with that angled script with the fat triangular swash. so fonts that are so 21st century seem more apt for new product labeling than baseball teams and the first reaction i get is, are they working on the re-design yet because that’s going to be dated in 3… 2… yesterday. in other words, typographically speaking, be more like squadra italia than (speaking of toothpaste labeling — it that S made with MFP fluoride?) team usa.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • elcroata Aug 4,2013 9:12 pm || Up

            nice, very eloquent

            Because survival is insufficient
            • AV Aug 5,2013 9:59 am || Up

              what’s the opposite of irony? the one where the result is exactly as expected even though nobody involved thought to predict it…?

              i followed the rabbit hole on that font i said was more american in flavor. turns out the designer is from… (i’m not particularly wowed though.)

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • elcroata Aug 5,2013 10:18 am || Up

                american, indeed

                Because survival is insufficient
                • dmoas Aug 5,2013 10:33 am || Up

                  No, american is to predict exactly what someone expects to happen after it happens. Then make an ass out of one’s self in celebration including, but not restricted to taking one’s shirt off and yelling quite loudly.

                • dmoas Aug 5,2013 10:33 am || Up

                  i KNEW you were going to say that!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

                • AV Aug 5,2013 10:51 am || Up

                  i know. the first time in a long time i used american to mean the country (and i did it with some hesitation too) and this is how i get burned.

                  but it makes total sense. these are american fonts even though they were first drawn in england because they classify as gothic, since they’re neither roman nor greek, even though in europe gothic means blackletter and gothics are called grotesque.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Aug 5,2013 6:23 pm || Up

                  Hey I was wondering if there were some fonts that I should be consistently using for my printed fliers that are something like H1 H2 Text1 Text2. I know thats kinda broad.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Aug 5,2013 6:53 pm || Up

                  that’s ok. the answer is kinda broad too: yes.

                  but if you’re asking me which fonts, i can’t really answer that without looking at your union’s identity and some previous flyers.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 8:57 am || Up

                  The union has no identity. This is the problem.

                  Lawyercostswhat ConsequencesEnglish

                  These are two fliers that I made. I really like the flier that I call “Lawyer Costs What?” from a design perspective, but even though I am paid I am merely an amatuer at this shit.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Aug 6,2013 9:05 am || Up

                  You might want to buy a Spanish dictionary, too.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:09 am || Up

                  I didn’t do the spanish translation.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:10 am || Up

                  The organizing director who is Salvi did. I dislike him and think that his writing skills suck in both languages, that being said, there are a lot of our workers who are just barely literate, so hopefully his shit checks out.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Aug 6,2013 9:27 am || Up

                  You think correctly.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:47 am || Up

                  La Lavanderia de Magic is Magic Laundry Services which is a proper name.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Aug 6,2013 10:11 am || Up

                  Ah, OK. Still lavandería is properly written with an accent, but I guess nothing to do there.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 10:25 am || Up

                  Im learning Spanish as fast as I can. Im really trying but this shit is hard.

                  Also I feel like a monolingual white boy moron lots.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Aug 6,2013 10:33 am || Up

                  I think it is harder for native English speakers, because you can use English most everywhere. And especially in the US, you can literally drive for days and still be in the area where everybody’s native tongue is English.

                  If I’m not mistaken — with exception of Spanish — one is hardly confronted with other languages in the mainstream TV, radio and cinema, making it even harder to easily enter into the nuances of language.

                  Best advice is probably just to not care about the mistakes you make in the beginning and keep at it. If you primarily want to use it to communicate in a colloquial manner, then the above level is more than fine.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • JamesV Aug 6,2013 10:41 am || Up

                  @DFA

                  You should try studying for a real estate license in little over a month. There’s so much shit that’s hard to retain, especially after not taking any kind of courses in about 15 years.

                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:54 am || Up

                  But yeah…. ugg.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV Aug 6,2013 9:07 am || Up

                  Small suggestion – have the text proofread.

                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:08 am || Up

                  They were both proof read by other people.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Aug 6,2013 9:11 am || Up

                  Actually this was the preproofed version that i converted.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV Aug 6,2013 9:13 am || Up

                  Ahhh. Gotcha.

                • AV Aug 6,2013 9:30 am || Up

                  i like the first one. does need tightening in the details, but it’s pretty good use of the space. um… i don’t know what to tell you other than encourage the first one and suggest that you pick 2 fonts, one for blurbs and one for headers, and use them always.

                  i might pick the bold version of your logo font (though i cant’ totally identify it from here) for headlines only. that’d compliment the logo but being bold, it won’t be confused with the logo. or, these days, you can’t go wrong with bold obama gotham bold for headers, and regular for text.

                  but frankly, it’s not like your font choice was horrible in the first place. you just need to nuance it into shape and proportion to make it look “designed.” (less leading here, more leading there; get the text to fill the box leaving equal amounts of space to the frame on all 4 sides… that kind of thing.) but really, you need to devote your time to doing the work you do and not to learning the nuance of type setting.

                  but yes, MORE importantly:

                  ¿Cuántas horas tiene que trabajar usted para hacer ganar esta cantidad?

                  Si usted cree que Magic debería gastar el dinero en usted, llame Mauricio…

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 10:40 am || Up

        Thanks. Happy to implement all of these I can. The font came pre-selected by the theme writer, so no objection whatsoever to changing it.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Aug 5,2013 10:43 am || Up

          wingdings.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • DFA Aug 5,2013 6:23 pm || Up

            comic sans or papyrus

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • AV Aug 5,2013 6:45 pm || Up

              you spelled “and” wrong.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • elcroata Aug 5,2013 5:11 am || Up

      Login doesn’t log in right now. But, simple pasting of Tweet address embeds now.

      Because survival is insufficient
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 5,2013 9:45 am || Up

      THIS REDESIGN IS JUST FOR THE AD REVENUE

      …erm, sorry, knee-jerk reaction. I really like the new look, and I agree with a lot of what AV said regarding some of the comment box design stuff (look of sigs, green box around current comments).

      • AV Aug 5,2013 10:01 am || Up

        i’m not too vain to think you would have chosen vein where i said vane.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • DFA Aug 5,2013 10:24 am || Up

      If we can get the right hand side bar to have less width I would appreciate that.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 10:44 am || Up

        So the way the layout works is that you get 12 column grids total. Right now I have it 9 for main and 3 for the side bar. I’ve set up 10/2 on the taglines page and can switch the whole site to that layout if people prefer. Looks too thin to me on my system, but nothing I wouldn’t get used to if it’s better globally.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Soaker Aug 5,2013 10:49 am || Up

          Personally I prefer the 9/3 look. I’m usually viewing on a 21″ monitor and I feel like I’d wear out my arm moving the cursor over to the right sidebar if it were 10/2.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Aug 5,2013 10:50 am || Up

          Yeah, it does look thin.

        • JamesV Aug 5,2013 1:40 pm || Up

          Keep 9/3.

        • DFA Aug 5,2013 6:25 pm || Up

          I usually use small screens on a laptop. I prefer the smaller.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • doctorK Aug 5,2013 11:12 am || Up

      I likey, other than the comments being marked unread after posting a new comment or replying to an existing one.

      • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 12:04 pm || Up

        Yeah. That’s a must-fix before going live.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Aug 6,2013 5:48 pm || Up

      didn’t realize people were over there commenting on design. but i can’t log in. prolly cause i change my pass every day and that site might not have realized. (don’t worry about that. i’ll wait till we’re really there to get that pass correct.)

      so about the headline fonts, i meant all the headlines, wherever yanone kaffeesatz is used, switch to pathway gothic one. i thought that since you’re using a theme, that it’d be a one click operation (some themes just do a single headline font option, you tell it which you want, and it figures out how to size it differently for H1, H2, H3 etc.). but i see you changed just the site title’s font and not the others. so if it’s at all complicated to change the font, nevermind really. and i’d revert the site title to match the header font. but if if you have control enough to change the font name in CSS or the theme’s options, and it’s easy, that’s what i was talkin’ about.

      but overall, it looks great. thanks for taking my other suggestions into account. i like the space. the signature is perfect. i particularly like the happy accident occurring when the green line gets broken by the beak of the speech bubble. ed’s avatar is rad in a circle.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nevermoor Aug 7,2013 9:16 am || Up

        It should have changed for everything, though it is not a one-click thing unfortunately. I don’t have an eye for this stuff, and just didn’t notice that I missed that one. Fixed now.

        Thanks. I think it’s a big upgrade, especially since it is a fully responsive design which (although I don’t have the iPhone to test on) should mean that it translates to mobile much better.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • AV Aug 7,2013 10:04 am || Up

          i sorta can’t wait to go over there…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Aug 7,2013 10:05 am || Up

            no pressure!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. Future Ed Aug 4,2013 9:21 am

    widgit not working yesterday. looks fine today. But nobody is making comments so I can check.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 4,2013 9:30 am || Up

      i am not able to use the sandbox

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • JamesV Aug 4,2013 10:19 am || Up

        It does take time to train the kitten properly sometimes.

        …wait.

      • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 10:45 am || Up

        At all? What’s it doing?

        (and I know the unread comments isn’t going to work totally as expected, but it should work properly in the “Design Comments” post)

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Jennifer Aug 4,2013 10:53 am || Up

      This is a comment.

      • elcroata Aug 4,2013 11:14 am || Up

        A bold statement, indeed.

        Because survival is insufficient
        • AV Aug 4,2013 11:46 am || Up

          comment ça va…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  51. elcroata Aug 4,2013 11:14 am

    This is not a comment.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Aug 4,2013 11:46 am || Up

      comment ça vient…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. Poppy Aug 4,2013 4:04 pm

    o_O

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Poppy Aug 4,2013 4:05 pm || Up

      I’ve read this whole thread and have no idea where the FK I should be.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • elcroata Aug 4,2013 9:13 pm || Up

        You are fine right here

        Because survival is insufficient
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 5,2013 9:48 am || Up

        I guess that’s what happens when we don’t have a “there” here

      • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 10:45 am || Up

        This is going to be the main site (and freekraut.net will point to it once I get the thumbs up from GearHost IT that problems are permanently resolved). The link above is just so people can test the new layout on their systems and make tweaks/suggestions.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  53. nevermoor Aug 5,2013 11:11 am

    Host confirmed that performance fix is permanent.

    Nameservers updated, so once that percolates through the interwebs freekraut.net will point here.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 12:04 pm || Up

      On my computer, at least, freekraut.net now points here.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • elcroata Aug 5,2013 12:10 pm || Up

        European DNS lagging

        Because survival is insufficient
        • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 1:08 pm || Up

          No worries. I’ll wait until I hear from you to reset the site info so we can really use this as freekraut.net

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Aug 5,2013 12:10 pm || Up

        mine goes to the old site

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 1:08 pm || Up

          I’ll wait until I hear from you to reset the site info so we can really use this as freekraut.net

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Future Ed Aug 5,2013 1:18 pm || Up

            new site now

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • JamesV Aug 5,2013 1:41 pm || Up

              I’m also getting the new site now.

              • elcroata Aug 5,2013 1:43 pm || Up

                me three

                Because survival is insufficient
                • ptbnl Aug 5,2013 1:44 pm || Up

                  me four

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • andeux Aug 5,2013 1:44 pm || Up

                  This.
                  But logging in redirects to the gearhost version of the address.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 1:56 pm || Up

                  Right. Unfortunately WP forces a redirect to the “site URL” which is just a DB entry.

                  If I change it to freekraut.net and not everyone can get here with that URL, they’re effectively stuck on the old site.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • JamesV Aug 5,2013 2:00 pm || Up

                  FYI, the basic freekraut.net site currently wants to force a login regardless, so I guess that’s probably still in the process of being updated.

                • nevermoor Aug 5,2013 2:28 pm || Up

                  Right. I need to change that value so that the login page pushes you to freekraut.net instead of the messy URL. I just can’t do that until everyone’s freekraut.net points where it should.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 5,2013 1:56 pm || Up

                  a sec ago it did that but now i’m pointed at the new site.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • dmoas Aug 5,2013 6:01 pm || Up

          Mine goes to a DNS Resolution error.

          • elcroata Aug 5,2013 11:01 pm || Up

            Ctrl+F5

            Because survival is insufficient
            • nevermoor Aug 6,2013 8:44 am || Up

              Also Start -> Run -> “ipconfig /flushdns”

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • JamesV Aug 6,2013 9:11 am || Up

                I’ve had to do that a lot since getting my new laptop a few months ago because of some issue with sites running Cloudflare. Every so often the sites using them would simply stop loading completely or at all and they wouldn’t time out, either.

                Never could track down what caused it, even after extensive Google searches. ISP said they wouldn’t try to help unless I paid for it. Router manufacturer couldn’t or wouldn’t tell me a thing. Cloudflare themselves normally don’t help non-customers but they gave me the advice to use Open DNS first, which worked briefly, then when the same stuff started happening I was flushing the DNS almost daily.

                The ISP recently sent me a new modem as part of their overall customer upgrades and it’s also got its own wireless connection. I started out having trouble getting it to run through my normal router but I can connect directly to the modem itself now and for the most part, things have been running smoothly with the Cloudflare issue as well. I still flush the DNS when I need to.

                I’m pretty sure it was caused by some combination of a Win8 conflict with my router settings, but I might never know for sure.

      • Soaker Aug 5,2013 12:16 pm || Up

        Charter is bringing me to the new site now.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 5,2013 4:11 pm || Up

        I get a DNS resolution error when I try “freekraut.net” now.

          • nevermoor Aug 6,2013 8:44 am || Up

            Still? And did you try e/c and my suggestions above?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 6,2013 10:45 am || Up

              Works for me now. No flushing needed.

              • elcroata Aug 6,2013 10:53 am || Up

                If you open the window for a while, the odor just disappears by itself

                Because survival is insufficient
            • dmoas Aug 6,2013 11:13 am || Up

              It’s random. Sometimes it does it. Sometimes it takes 5 or 6 refreshes before it kicks in.

  54. nevermoor Aug 5,2013 2:48 pm

    I think everyone’s comments are addressed except the focus on reply box (and related tab-enter). I’m also trying to find an AJAX comment plugin that doesn’t reload the page/refresh the unread comments.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  55. Jennifer Aug 5,2013 5:23 pm

    New FK makes me log in each time I visit.

  56. Future Ed Aug 5,2013 6:51 pm

    good work on the white sox.

    i want rodriguez to homer 3 times

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Aug 6,2013 11:03 am || Up

      I just want him to go away…I’m tired of all his drama.

      But seriously, folks....
  57. nevermoor Aug 7,2013 3:04 pm

    URL is reset. Just go back to using freekraut.net.

    Also, it’s going to force everyone to log in.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2013 4:47 pm || Up

      Huzzah! Thanks nevermoor!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • JamesV Aug 7,2013 4:50 pm || Up

      All’s good here so far.

    • batgirl Aug 7,2013 4:57 pm || Up

      Do you mean login every time? Because that is what I’m finding and was curious if there was a trick to it.

      Thanks for everything!!

      • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 10:51 am || Up

        No, it should work as normal, as long as you’re pointing to freekraut.net

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  58. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2013 4:57 pm

    FYI, when using Safari browser on Mac (not my usual) I am still asked to re-log in each time after quitting browser. Problem does not exist on Firefox for Mac.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Aug 7,2013 5:05 pm || Up

      I’m having this issue on firefox.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2013 5:19 pm || Up

        Still? Maybe purge your cookies, make sure browser is set to accept future cookies (at least from this site), then log in and see if it sticks. I say this as one who is decidedly unqualified to advise on computer issues.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Aug 8,2013 10:39 am || Up

          I just tried the cookies thing and I’m still having this issue in firefox. Anyone else having this issue?

          • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 10:50 am || Up

            Are you guys pointing towards freekraut.net or the old long url? If the former, you should be fine. If the long one, that’s your problem.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • batgirl Aug 8,2013 11:43 am || Up

              I’m using freekraut.net and I did the cookie thing again and it is still kicking me out each time I close the window.

              • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 11:51 am || Up

                And you checked the “remember me” button when you logged in?

                (I know these are stupid questions, just need to ask)

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • batgirl Aug 8,2013 12:08 pm || Up

                  Yes–I did click remember me. And I even double tested it now to be sure I wasn’t crazy about having checked it! (Never hurts to ask!)

                • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 12:40 pm || Up

                  It has to be a cookie issue, then.

                  Does your browser create cookies when you log in? (how to check)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • batgirl Aug 8,2013 12:47 pm || Up

                  It does seem to create cookies–when I look at the list of cookies under privacy, freekraut does appear in the list. There seem to be 9 cookies listed in the freekraut cookie folder.

                • dmoas Aug 8,2013 4:30 pm || Up

                  Try deleting all the freekraut cookies, then close the browser and re-try logging onto the site.

                • batgirl Aug 8,2013 5:03 pm || Up

                  I did that–I deleted all of my cookies for all sites and then shut down and re-logged in and still having the same issue.

  59. DFA Aug 8,2013 4:40 pm

    Is anyone else having a problem with loading the dashboard and the new post screen?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2013 4:59 pm || Up

      Yes, now that you mention it. Fails to load (IE/Windows)

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • JamesV Aug 8,2013 5:12 pm || Up

      It just hangs there for me in Firefox.

    • DFA Aug 8,2013 5:19 pm || Up

      Fails to load for me in Linux Epiphany and Linux Chrome

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Soaker Aug 8,2013 5:38 pm || Up

      All the editing functions are dead.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • DFA Aug 8,2013 5:41 pm || Up

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • AV Aug 8,2013 10:37 pm || Up

          that’s my dude jory!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • elcroata Aug 8,2013 10:51 pm || Up

            Nice cover

            Because survival is insufficient
            • AV Aug 8,2013 11:16 pm || Up

              avoiding misconceptions… i didn’t have anything to do with the book myself. i just know the guys who did it. worked with jory for 5 years. funny guy.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • elcroata Aug 8,2013 11:26 pm || Up

                That’s what I thought. He is the illustrator, right?

                Because survival is insufficient
                • AV Aug 8,2013 11:30 pm || Up

                  avery drew that book. but they’re both funny and they both do graphics, and i don’t know how they split their task. i like this one.

                  http://www.averymonsen.com/index.php/project/k-is-for-knifeball/

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • elcroata Aug 8,2013 11:45 pm || Up

                  Love it

                  Because survival is insufficient
      • Jennifer Aug 8,2013 5:58 pm || Up

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  60. nevermoor Aug 8,2013 9:46 pm

    We just had a pretty nasty 502 error issue. Working to resolve.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Jennifer Aug 8,2013 9:58 pm || Up

      I was lost and alone.

      • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 10:01 pm || Up

        Me too.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Soaker Aug 8,2013 10:04 pm || Up

          Looks like the dashboard and editing is functional again.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Jennifer Aug 8,2013 10:09 pm || Up

          Group hug?

    • JamesV Aug 8,2013 10:14 pm || Up

      Well, that was fun.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2013 10:15 pm || Up

      WE’RE ALL GONNA…oh wait, it’s OK now.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 8,2013 10:17 pm || Up

        …hafta watch a Broncos-49ers exhibition game instead of screwing around on FK.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2013 10:19 pm || Up

          I would rather have a root canal without anesthesia than watch a Broncos v Niners pre-season game.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Aug 8,2013 10:26 pm || Up

            I flipped in on long enough to notice that Colt McCoy is a prospective 49er backup. Football starts with Northwestern-Cal on Labor Day weekend.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2013 10:44 pm || Up

              I saw a billboard driving home today that advertised $19 tickets for that game. “While supplies last.”

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • whimsical witch Aug 8,2013 10:46 pm || Up

                so…forever?

              • Soaker Aug 8,2013 10:56 pm || Up

                I’m not looking for more than 4-8 out of the Golden Bears this year. The Ohio State game has been on the schedule for several years, but this turns out to be a bad choice.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2013 11:04 pm || Up

                  Who wins more games, Cal or Raiders? Not an easy pick.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • elcroata Aug 8,2013 11:15 pm || Up

                  Head to head series?

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 11:36 pm || Up

                  Cal

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Aug 10,2013 12:02 am || Up

            I would rather watch that root canal than a pre-season game.

  61. elcroata Aug 8,2013 10:47 pm

    That little button that appears and says “click here for free tacos” doesn’t work for me anymore

    Because survival is insufficient
    • nevermoor Aug 8,2013 11:37 pm || Up

      ?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • elcroata Aug 8,2013 11:46 pm || Up

        Also, I stopped getting $5 transferred to my account every time I login

        Because survival is insufficient
        • nevermoor Aug 9,2013 12:23 am || Up

          Your credit card expired. Just reenter it and I’ll re-enable that function (low low $15 processing fee)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • whimsical witch Aug 9,2013 12:26 am || Up

            (you missed the third “low”) ;)

            • ptbnl Aug 9,2013 12:54 am || Up

              plus it’s a convenience fee

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • whimsical witch Aug 9,2013 12:57 am || Up

                your fee is so convenient to me.

                • elcroata Aug 9,2013 1:02 am || Up

                  I paid the printing fee on a PDF file once

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 9,2013 10:48 am || Up

                  Don’t forget the processing fee too.

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