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  1. Thunderbutt Jul 28,2013 12:32 pm

    Why don’t we have any All Stars? Didn’t get enough Vogts.

    There is always a score.
  2. 5Aces Jul 28,2013 12:33 pm

    I know you are thinking SNL, but today I read it and decide they are looking for their “ancient Chinese secret”.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. brian.only Jul 28,2013 12:35 pm

    Our lineup is shockingly low on suckage.

  4. bear88 Jul 28,2013 12:37 pm

    Who knew that the priciest A’s tickets would be for the Saturday, Aug. 16 game against Cleveland? Darned Cedpedes bobblehead…

  5. brian.only Jul 28,2013 12:38 pm

    6-0 Native Muricans’, bottom 8!

    • lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 12:42 pm || Up

      The Rangers do have 3 days to trade Garza again…

      • elcroata Jul 28,2013 12:45 pm || Up

        nice

        although, a hasty, low leverage trade made in total panic, overpaying much in order to make it this year would also be nice

        Because survival is insufficient
    • dmoas Jul 28,2013 12:42 pm || Up

  6. brian.only Jul 28,2013 12:48 pm

    1 out to go!

  7. brian.only Jul 28,2013 12:49 pm

    Five and a half!

    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 12:58 pm || Up

      I am surprised at the Rangers’ offensive ineptitude of late. It makes the A’s lineup seem like Murderer’s Row.

  8. JamesV Jul 28,2013 1:00 pm
  9. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 1:07 pm

    If I walk around the neighborhood nekkid as a jaybird, and the cops stop me, can I claim that I am “too undressed to stress”?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Kay Jul 28,2013 1:21 pm || Up

      I dunno. Has your life turned from a gritty street drama into a lighthearted sitcom since you moved?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 1:36 pm || Up

        no it’s actually MORE gritty street drama now. I was just referencing the “too blessed to stress” axiom popular with the evangelical Josh Hamiltons of the world.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  10. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 1:08 pm

    130 million dollar payroll and J.B Shuck is your DH.

  11. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:12 pm

    Parker, strikes…

  12. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 1:13 pm

    I’m starting to agree with andeux’s point about Parker currently being the worst in the rotation.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:14 pm || Up

      Most frustrating.

    • 5Aces Jul 28,2013 1:19 pm || Up

      Its funny, they are going through all sorts of numbers that shiuld make me feel good about him, but I cant think of a single start where there wasnt at keast 1 inning of “jesus whats his problem?”.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 1:23 pm || Up

        He’s been good at stuff that’s hard to repeat, like limiting BABIP/opponent BAA and avg with RISP. Not stuff that actually matters like strikeouts and limiting walks and home runs.

        Not today though.

        • colin Jul 28,2013 1:26 pm || Up

          750 BABIP so far today

          • colin Jul 28,2013 1:48 pm || Up

            BABIP update: down to 714 (regression to the mean, obvs)

            • colin Jul 28,2013 3:26 pm || Up

              Parker final BABIP line (assuming I calculated it right): 312 (5/16)

              VOROS WAS RIGHT!!1!

              • elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:12 pm || Up

                Not 5/17?

                Because survival is insufficient
                • colin Jul 29,2013 5:16 am || Up

                  I counted pretty fast. Could have easily missed one.

                • elcroata Jul 29,2013 5:42 am || Up

                  Box score says 27 BF, 7 BB, 3 K, 0 HBP, 0 HR, 0 SH (I am not even sure if they go in, IIRC some count them, some don’t).

                  Is that all or am I missing something?

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • colin Jul 29,2013 6:37 am || Up

                  Oh yeah, I just remembered the play that I was uncertain on. Is it a BIP when they catch a foul popup for an out? (Trout, for the second out in the top of the 4th) I think I forgot to count it the first time around. It’s not a fielding independent outcome, but it is a situation where bad fielding doesn’t necessarily lead to a bad outcome. Anyway, I agree with 5/17.

                • elcroata Jul 29,2013 6:49 am || Up

                  I’m pretty sure they count it. It’s a little like with the errors, where a dropped foul ball will make the potential run from that batter unearned.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • elcroata Jul 29,2013 6:50 am || Up

                  btw, check your e-mail

                  Because survival is insufficient
  13. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 1:20 pm

    Parker is rather frustrating.

  14. doctorK Jul 28,2013 1:22 pm

    I hope we can get something out of JCS and Otero today.

    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 1:31 pm || Up

      Parker is going to have to suck it up and give the A’s a few innings.

      Hanson is hittable, but I’m assuming this is a loss.

  15. JamesV Jul 28,2013 1:23 pm

    I don’t think Parker’s ERA is going down for a 16th straight game today.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 1:24 pm || Up

      Not unless he pitches 11 innings or so without allowing any more runs.

      TINSTAAFK
  16. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:24 pm

    This is going poorly, outs please…

  17. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 1:25 pm

    Stop ruining my Sunday, Parker.

  18. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:25 pm

    Simmer down boys, we’re still in this.

  19. doctorK Jul 28,2013 1:26 pm

    I can’t believe the only two guys Parker has gotten so far are Trout and Hamilton.

  20. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:28 pm

    6 A’s runz mojo.
    I will not despair.

  21. bear88 Jul 28,2013 1:32 pm

    Hanson’s pitching motion looks painful.

  22. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 1:34 pm

    Maybe we DO need Jake Peavy.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  23. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:34 pm

    Bring him home boys.

  24. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:37 pm

    IDK about that one Blue.

  25. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:38 pm

    Tighten up Parker, quick outs.

  26. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 1:40 pm

    Look at it this way: if we can somehow score a bunch and win this game, the Angels will leave town so demoralized that Scioscia may commandeer their plane on the runway and roll it off into the Bay.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  27. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:41 pm

    MF’r…

  28. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 1:41 pm

    I’m out. Better things to do.

  29. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 1:42 pm

    A tough play no doubt, but Reddick really mistimed that jump.

  30. doctorK Jul 28,2013 1:43 pm

    If Parker was a horse, we’d be thinking of shooting him right about now.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 1:46 pm || Up

      Eh, I’d be inclined to cut him a break if he had the excuse of not having any fingers.

      TINSTAAFK
  31. oblique Jul 28,2013 1:46 pm

    Games like this make me wonder what the purpose is of any sort of pregame warmup.

  32. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:47 pm

    DP pls, pls, pleeeeaaase.

  33. elcroata Jul 28,2013 1:48 pm

    Actually, need moar Hamilton

    Because survival is insufficient
  34. JamesV Jul 28,2013 1:48 pm

    I talk about Cespedes needing to make adjustments but damn, Hamilton.

  35. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:50 pm

    I guess one upside to this is it may bring us closer to Peavy?

  36. brian.only Jul 28,2013 1:52 pm

    Good things mojo.

    A couple of runs and we’re back in this.
    [slaps inner Eeyore]

    • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 2:07 pm || Up

      On a day Texas loses, we can only feel so hopeless.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  37. doctorK Jul 28,2013 2:03 pm

    Parker got a leadoff hitter out!

  38. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:10 pm

    A’s runz Mojo!

  39. andeux Jul 28,2013 2:14 pm

    Elf mojo!

    TINSTAAFK
  40. oblique Jul 28,2013 2:15 pm

    I’m interested in what the numbers say about this, but the eye/gut test has been thinking highly of Sogard for a little while now.

    • mother pucker Jul 28,2013 2:19 pm || Up

      If I am reading this right, his wOBA of .309 would rank him right around 12th/13th across the entire MLB. For comparison, Brandon Phillips also has a wOBA of .309.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 2:20 pm || Up

      wRC+ for the year now up to 99.
      I’d still like to upgrade MI, but am starting to believe that just getting a different righty for him to platoon with might be enough.

      TINSTAAFK
      • oblique Jul 28,2013 2:39 pm || Up

        Thanks (to you and MP). Trying to educate myself by poking around Fangraphs a bit myself, as well.

    • JamesV Jul 28,2013 2:29 pm || Up

      I don’t feel like he’s a liability.

  41. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:21 pm

    Make it happen boys, A’s RUNZ, Son of Donald is D U E for greatness.

  42. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:24 pm

    Brandon mojo.

  43. andeux Jul 28,2013 2:26 pm

    It would be an excellent time for Cespedes to find his stroke.

    TINSTAAFK
  44. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:27 pm

    Yoenis, please, DO SOMETHING GOOD.

  45. JamesV Jul 28,2013 2:27 pm

    Don’t think I have to say that if there was a good time for Cespedes to make his presence known, it’s now.

  46. JamesV Jul 28,2013 2:27 pm

    That will do, Yoenis.

  47. oblique Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    Cespe-YES!

  48. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    Finally.

  49. doctorK Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    SeXy FeEt!

  50. bear88 Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    Back in the game

  51. JamesV Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    • Future Ed Jul 28,2013 7:47 pm || Up

      whut?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 7:51 pm || Up

        He went through the entire bat rack and pulled out bats and threw them back in, shook em, twisted em, slammed em, then we scored a run!
        It was epic, I try not to use that word a lot because it is abused, but it is entirely warranted here.

  52. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:28 pm

    Thanks for shaking the bats Norris. #jobu

  53. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:29 pm

    Do this Redd, MOJO!

  54. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 2:29 pm

    You would think against a pitcher with zero control, Reddick might consider not swinging at clear balls?

  55. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:30 pm

    Got some pitches, got some runz, were back in it.

  56. doctorK Jul 28,2013 2:34 pm

    ZOMG WUTS RONG WITH TIMMEH

  57. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:36 pm

    Mojotown.

  58. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 2:39 pm

    If Tommy f’ing Hanzon cannot break Theth out of his thlump, what will?

    • mother pucker Jul 28,2013 2:40 pm || Up

      …nice pitch.

    • oblique Jul 28,2013 2:41 pm || Up

      Relevant (possibly mildly NSFW language).

  59. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 2:40 pm

    Seth…

  60. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:40 pm

    Okay time to bench Smith.

  61. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:41 pm

    Just a lickle’ hit can lead to runs mojo.

  62. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:43 pm

    Elf Power.

  63. doctorK Jul 28,2013 2:47 pm

    That’s funny, CSN. I see 89 as the year the A’s swept the Gnats.

  64. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:51 pm

    Okay, after that from Jarrod, it is seriously time to take the lead here A’s.

    Top of the order MOJO.

  65. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 2:53 pm

    Knock him out this inning.

  66. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:57 pm

    Holey Carp, have you guys seen the new Jumbotron Coco shirt?
    Sooooo beautiful, A’s marketing scores one on that one.

  67. brian.only Jul 28,2013 2:58 pm

    Let’s fucking DO THIS, mojo!

  68. oblique Jul 28,2013 3:00 pm

    Yikes. Ugly AB by JD.

  69. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:01 pm

    Wooo! One moar Yo.

  70. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:03 pm

    Just a hit Yo, just a hit.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm || Up

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  71. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    Hell.ya.

  72. JamesV Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    Ahh, that Coliseum sun.

  73. andeux Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    Ball of fire in the sky mojo!

    TINSTAAFK
  74. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    LOL Trout

  75. dmoas Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    Once again Cespedes NOT running it out.

  76. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    Need more eye-black Meathead.

  77. oblique Jul 28,2013 3:04 pm

    We’ll take it! New ballgame.

  78. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:05 pm

    In hypothetical situations where the A’s may drive in Moss and potentially deliver the W to Parker, the scorekeeper should have discretion over to whom the W goes.

  79. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:07 pm

    Take the lead A’s mojo!

  80. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:09 pm

    #6 would be kind fitting today Reddick huh?

    • doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:10 pm || Up

      It would be, if he could lay off those ankle-high pitches.

  81. oblique Jul 28,2013 3:12 pm

    Come on. How about NOT a leadoff walk?

  82. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:13 pm

    Get bailed out by your offense, walk Cowgill on four pitches.

  83. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:13 pm

    Another 4-pitch walk. Hook needed ASAP.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 3:14 pm || Up

      Yeah, he had settled down nicely, but now I’ve seen about enough of him for today.

      TINSTAAFK
  84. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:14 pm

    Parker hasn’t had shit all day. Melvin was really playing with fire having him start the 6th.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 3:15 pm || Up

      And he didn’t even have someone warming up.

      TINSTAAFK
  85. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:15 pm

    Get him the fk out of there.

  86. JamesV Jul 28,2013 3:16 pm

    JFC, Parker.

  87. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:16 pm

    Two batters too late.

    • andeux Jul 28,2013 3:18 pm || Up

      Yep.
      I also hate bringing in Chavez with men on.

      TINSTAAFK
  88. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:17 pm

    Get Peavy and his <2BB/9 here.

  89. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:19 pm

    Why go to Chavez here over say Doolittle?

    • lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:24 pm || Up

      Because managers are fking clueless about leverage.

  90. ptbnl Jul 28,2013 3:20 pm

    I wasn’t supposed to be in Stuttgart tonight.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:19 pm || Up

      Are you, or am I missing a joke?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 10:04 pm || Up

        I am – my flight was diverted when Munich, Frankfurt, Vienna, and several other airports were shut last night due to extreme weather. Unfortunately I arrived too late to get in touch, and am in the airport waiting to leave now.

        Lufthansa’s systems are amazingly unprepared to deal with this. We were all given a number to call to rebook, but because the Munich flight had taken off from Dublin the computer considered it to have been completed (even though we weren’t in Munich) and the phone agents couldn’t confirm any re-bookings. In my case it got worse because I am connecting to a different reservation, still on a Lufthansa flight but operated by Air Dolomiti and booked through United; that made the computer crash.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • elcroata Jul 28,2013 10:07 pm || Up

          Damn, where did you sleep then? Next time give me a call (check your mail, I’ve sent you something a few months ago, answer, and I’ll mail you the phone number). We are just a 20 minute cab drive from the airport.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 10:09 pm || Up

            They put us up in the Park Hotel. By the time I’d dealt with the agents it was gone midnight and I was up again at 5:30 – thanks for the offer, and if there had been more time you would certainly have received an email!

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  91. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:21 pm

    DP pls.

    • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 3:24 pm || Up

      You got the double half of it …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  92. andeux Jul 28,2013 3:23 pm

    gddmnit

    TINSTAAFK
    • colin Jul 28,2013 3:27 pm || Up

      Aybar is 2-for-2 with a double, a triple, and two walks. baaaarrfff

  93. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:23 pm

    Fuck Jarrod, way to shit the bed…

  94. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:23 pm

    Walk Trout.

  95. oblique Jul 28,2013 3:26 pm

    Didn’t see that coming…

  96. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:26 pm

    Wow, huge.
    One more out pls.

  97. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:28 pm

    Melvin should have had two people warming up when Jarrod went out.
    Other successful teams do this all the time.

  98. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:28 pm

    Thanks a fk’ing lot Parker.

  99. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:28 pm

    Nice job by Chavez

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:29 pm || Up

      Yup, kudos.

    • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 3:40 pm || Up

      I don’t hate him. And will always remember his 5.1 scoreless

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  100. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:28 pm

    Whew, that could’ve been worse.

    And on a side note, fuck Erick Aybar. Terrible fking hitter but he always kills us.

    • colin Jul 28,2013 3:30 pm || Up

      Just saw that fangraphs does live stats for the day. Aybar has a 617 wRC+ going right now.

  101. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:29 pm

    RALLY CAPS MOJO!

  102. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:31 pm

    Smith again?
    Due?

  103. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:35 pm

    Smith should have walked a few pitches earlier, but he got on base.

  104. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:36 pm

    So close, ugh…

  105. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:38 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  106. andeux Jul 28,2013 3:38 pm

    LOLLAAoAOF

    TINSTAAFK
  107. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:38 pm

    HARHARHARHARHAR

  108. JamesV Jul 28,2013 3:38 pm

    That’s some Angelols defense there.

    • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 3:41 pm || Up

      I’m so glad they got Hamilton

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  109. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:39 pm

    Take the lead boys!

  110. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:39 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  111. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:40 pm

    Trout apparently couldn’t play in Oakland.

  112. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:40 pm

    Can’t wait to look at the Fangraph for this game later.

  113. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:41 pm

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  114. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:41 pm

    Ok. I am officially a Keebs fan.

  115. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:41 pm

    I vote to remove any mention of Sogard within the Sogales label.

  116. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:44 pm

    Just hit it far Jed and hope it drops mojo!

  117. nevermoor Jul 28,2013 3:46 pm

    Heh. All the OFs fail.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  118. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:46 pm

    I took mlb.tv off mute for the Lowrie AB, only to find out I have been referring to Calhoun as Cowgill all game. My bad.

  119. JamesV Jul 28,2013 3:46 pm

    Today’s strategy seems to be “hit it to the Angels outfielders and wait for them to screw it up.” It’s working.

  120. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 3:48 pm

    Bottom of the 6th 1 out, and it is 3:47.

  121. ptbnl Jul 28,2013 3:48 pm

    7 lob for Hamilton so far.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 3:50 pm || Up

      There was a second during that collision when I thought Trout might become an EXACT Mantle replica. Glad it seems like no biggie.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 3:51 pm || Up

        that could have been really ugly, glad no one was kneecapped

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:55 pm || Up

        There is no sprinkler head in the Oakland outfield.

  122. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 3:48 pm

    is it bad that I giddily read the HH game thread during the pitching change?

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Kay Jul 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      You may be a schaudenfrauddict…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  123. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:49 pm

    bring em’ home JD.

  124. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:51 pm

    It would be good for Donaldson’s frame of mind, and the A’s chances of winning, if he could drive in this run.

  125. andeux Jul 28,2013 3:52 pm

    Time for a Moss blast.

    TINSTAAFK
  126. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:53 pm

    Brawny!

  127. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:53 pm

    FK YEAH MOSS

  128. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 3:53 pm

    The last dying gasps of the 2013 slegnA. Take it in folks.

    • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 3:59 pm || Up

      And on the other side of the bay the Cubs complete the sweep.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  129. vignette17 Jul 28,2013 3:54 pm

    Blatantly stolen from Scout mbd: how’d the A’s take the lead? Angels in the Outfield.

  130. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:54 pm

    Let’s go Yo!

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:55 pm || Up

      He’s back folks!

      • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 4:00 pm || Up

        I REALLY hope so.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

          That right center field drive was awesome. He had a quite a few of those last year, if I remember.

  131. doctorK Jul 28,2013 3:55 pm

    SEXY FEET

  132. JamesV Jul 28,2013 3:55 pm

    This game has become pretty fun.

  133. Jennifer Jul 28,2013 3:56 pm

    I don’t know what is going on here.

  134. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 3:56 pm

    Ces was so nice and short to that ball, need to see TONS more of that with 2 strikes from his ass :)

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  135. bear88 Jul 28,2013 3:57 pm

    Moss continues his underappreciated good season.

    Cespedes hits a nice opposite field rope.

    Gawd, the Angels just seem pathetic right now.

  136. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:58 pm

    Smith due.

    • the dogfather Jul 28,2013 10:26 pm || Up

      Is now a good time to say that Smith is ‘due’ to go down and work on his swing, while A’s bring up Choice to see whether he can add value down the stretch?

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 10:42 pm || Up

        I would say Choice could handle going 0-74 or whatever Smith is at now.
        The amazing thing is Seth’s still batting .250, I’m not much for average necessarily but when you look at the lineup…
        .087 for July
        BABIP:
        Mar/Apr .390
        May .328
        June .345
        July .125

        • the dogfather Jul 28,2013 10:49 pm || Up

          Yeah — my real hope is keeping CY off the playoff roster. Choice hitting well for two months might do that.

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  137. brian.only Jul 28,2013 3:58 pm

    Cupcakes on the mound.

    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:00 pm || Up

      In the bullpen, for now.

      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:01 pm || Up

        Oh yeah sorry, that’s what I meant, little mound?

    • nevermoor Jul 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      Cupcakes on the mound.
      Cupcakes on the mound.
      Everybody’s hungry but there’s
      Cupcakes on the mound.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  138. 5Aces Jul 28,2013 4:00 pm

    So I stayed at the gym extra…I’ll go back if I have to…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  139. andeux Jul 28,2013 4:00 pm

    And in the time it took us to get through (not quite) 6 innings, the Cubs completed their sweep of the Giants.

    TINSTAAFK
    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      Its a wonderful thing.

      • bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:06 pm || Up

        If the Giants fall apart too much, they’ll have another nice high draft pick. Last time that happened, they got Posey.

      • vignette17 Jul 28,2013 4:06 pm || Up

        Since I’m blatantly stealing stuff today, from AN:

  140. JamesV Jul 28,2013 4:01 pm

    Seth Smith still has a swiss cheese bat.

    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      He was so good earlier in the season. Right now, the A’s have been able to afford him being lousy.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:03 pm || Up

      He worked a nice count at least, bah.

  141. bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:04 pm

    It would be nice to avoid using Cook and Balfour in this game.

    • doctorK Jul 28,2013 4:06 pm || Up

      I’d love another three innings from JCS/Otero.

  142. doctorK Jul 28,2013 4:04 pm

    The beer vendors must’ve loved that last inning.

    • JamesV Jul 28,2013 4:08 pm || Up

      Except for the fact none of the Angels players could go get any yet.

      …or maybe they already DID.

  143. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:09 pm

    Stop nibbling Jesse

  144. doctorK Jul 28,2013 4:10 pm

    Mrs doctorK: “That’s the only thing that matters in baseball – what Derek Jeter did today.”

    I love this woman!

  145. JamesV Jul 28,2013 4:12 pm

    I’m enjoying the leadership qualities Josh Hamilton has brought to the Angels outfield this season. He’s taught them well.

  146. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 4:13 pm

    As I watch the last charred vestiges of the LAA’s 2013 season flicker away, I am reminded of the ESPN and MLBN punditry’s systematic slobbery gobbling of the Angels’ collective nob during the offseason, because lo and behold the rich team signed the rich guy to the rich contract and that means the rich team is clearly going to richly win the World Series. Sounds a bit rich right now… makes me dare to think that if you’re getting paid to talk about MLB on TV, you should at least be able to come up with something more insightful that what the schmuck in the back row of the cheap seats might say.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • oblique Jul 28,2013 4:20 pm || Up

      I would assert that the purpose of the TV MLB pundits is not to offer valuable analysis and/or insights, but rather to validate the uninformed opinions of said cheap seat back row schmuck.

      • nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 4:26 pm || Up

        I would additionally assert that the overall program pretty much civilization-wide is to use mass media to proscribe a propagandized and inviolable alternate reality in the mind of the back-row dweller that wealth must always equate to success and desire fulfillment.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:22 pm || Up

      The Angels are really impressive when there are no games being played.

      The Pujols signing certainly worried me, although less so because I didn’t think the A’s would be any good. And Trout, despite his inability to cope with the Coliseum sun, is an extraordinary talent.

      But those guys were on the Angels last year, and their big addition was Hamilton, who fell apart last year. His struggles this season aren’t a big shock. The automatic assumption that the Angels were the favorites, or co-favorites with the Rangers, seemed an exercise in very faulty logic.

      • 5Aces Jul 28,2013 4:26 pm || Up

        I never got why the thought was they needed more bats. I never heard they were a weak hitting team. That being said, the names scared me enough that I did think it would be a 3 team race provided we did our part.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Jul 28,2013 8:08 pm || Up

          vargas was a good pick up, wilson vargas weaver are solid. Hansen was a lotto pick, blanto was desperation, and Williams is a worse Idea than blanton

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  147. colin Jul 28,2013 4:15 pm

    Wow. Blanton’s gameday mugshot.

    cupcakes

  148. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:15 pm

    Cupcakes

  149. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:17 pm

    Glen: “He’s got a magic wand going folks…”

    • colin Jul 28,2013 4:20 pm || Up

      Keebs is sporting a not-quite-Aybarian wRC+ of 406 on the day.

  150. bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:24 pm

    So who pitches the ninth?

  151. bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:35 pm

    Donaldson and Smith are really struggling. It looks like Donaldson’s swings have gotten loopier, as Reddick’s are prone to do.

    • sslinger Jul 28,2013 10:11 pm || Up

      I noticed a lot of movement in Donaldson’s setup today – waggling the bat, the exaggerated toe lift, and the extreme cocking of the barrel. I seem to recall some of these movements earlier in the year but not to such a high degree. Anyone else think his approach is a little different?

  152. JamesV Jul 28,2013 4:36 pm
    • elcroata Jul 28,2013 10:12 pm || Up

      So, he wasn’t sucker-punched, he was soccer-punched.

      Because survival is insufficient
  153. nobody in particular Jul 28,2013 4:37 pm

    Josh Hamilton swings at balls out of the zone like he is smoking crack again, terrible ABs.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  154. bear88 Jul 28,2013 4:38 pm

    I need to make assumptions that the A’s are likely losers more often.

  155. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:38 pm

    slegnA one out away from being sub-Mariner by 2 games, 7 games under .500, 12.5 games out of 1st, 8.5 out of 2nd WC.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:39 pm || Up

      Done!
      Season fizzles…

    • Cretgren Jul 28,2013 5:10 pm || Up

      • Cretgren Jul 28,2013 5:11 pm || Up

        That was the thumbnail…

  156. JamesV Jul 28,2013 4:39 pm

    +6 in the AL West.

  157. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:39 pm

    6 ahead, 19 above!!!

  158. brian.only Jul 28,2013 4:41 pm

    Hee!

    Source: FanGraphs

  159. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 4:42 pm

    I for one am glad the Slegna decided to: a) not re-sign Greinke, b) move Santana, c) deal Morales for Vargas.

    • Cretgren Jul 28,2013 4:44 pm || Up

      That whole Haren and Greinke thing worked out rather well for us, I think.

      • Thunderbutt Jul 28,2013 5:24 pm || Up

        We’ll reap the rewards of the Pujols and Hamilton deals for years to come.

        There is always a score.
        • elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:25 pm || Up

          And then, they’ll be traded to the Giants

          Because survival is insufficient
  160. brian.only Jul 28,2013 5:25 pm

    Hrm, coincidence or value?

    • colin Jul 28,2013 5:31 pm || Up

      78 wRC+ says coincidence.

      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 5:35 pm || Up

        But intangibles! I keed, I keed.

        Seems like he calls an okay game though, also is is 100 average for a catcher?
        I guess a better question is, is it weighted for position, oddly I’ve never thought about it.

        • colin Jul 28,2013 6:19 pm || Up

          No, wRC+ is park and league adjusted, but not adjusted for position. So a catcher with 100 wRC+ is good. Norris is currently at 98, Jaso is at 120(!)

          Catcher is actually a position of strength for the 2013 A’s.

      • andeux Jul 29,2013 4:46 pm || Up

        101 after yesterday’s game. Still mostly coincidence, of course. But so far I really like Vogt.

        Weird small sample batting line (.217/.240/.522) but he makes solid contact (only 3 Ks, lots of hard hit balls), so I’d expect the BA/OBP to come up even as the ISO goes down.
        Defensively, not really sure he’s been tested much, but he seems fine, so probably better than Jaso there.

        All in all, not a bad LH half of our catcher platoon, at least until Jaso is fully recovered.

        TINSTAAFK
        • brian.only Jul 29,2013 4:50 pm || Up

          Nice, he’s hit some deep to CF that hung just a bit too much, if he can translate 70% of the abuse he laid on AAA I’d be pretty excited.

  161. lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 5:32 pm

    Sonny Gray was just pulled from his start today 2 batters in.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 5:38 pm || Up

      Fk, please don’t trade him.
      Hopefully he’s filling in for one of the SP’s if they get traded.

      That said his SSS makes him look like a monster, .40% K/ 6.7BB, 14.3 SwStr, 1.84 xFIP/ 21 FIP-. LOL

      • lenscrafters Jul 28,2013 5:39 pm || Up

        Nvm. This was a suspended game from a while ago that was being restarted today. Gameday just had Gray’s name in the box score because he started the game from that day.

        • 5Aces Jul 28,2013 5:49 pm || Up

          DONT DO THAT!!!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  162. brian.only Jul 28,2013 5:45 pm

  163. brian.only Jul 28,2013 7:18 pm

    Looks like our sponsor has a bit of fire in him.

    “Besides,” Byrne added, “if you’re not going to kick a man when he’s down, when are you going to kick him?”

  164. vignette17 Jul 28,2013 8:17 pm

    • bear88 Jul 28,2013 8:24 pm || Up

      That is a silly price, if true. I don’t know for certain that Peavy would necessarily be better than Gray this year. Don’t get me wrong. I would like to get Peavy, but he’s an injury-prone pitcher who isn’t that much better than the guys the A’s have now.

    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 8:39 pm || Up

      I’m sorry but that’s fucking ridiculous.

    • mother pucker Jul 28,2013 8:40 pm || Up

      I was unaware that Peavy was superior to both Greinke and Sabathia.

    • Thunderbutt Jul 28,2013 9:00 pm || Up

      That would have cost us bearly.

      There is always a score.
    • elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      Which is the complete contract. Or are they figuring in the 2015 player option, as well?

      No way is that even a reasonable price

      Because survival is insufficient
      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 9:47 pm || Up

        I’m w/ Dan-bot

        • elcroata Jul 28,2013 10:01 pm || Up

          Because survival is insufficient
  165. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 8:50 pm

    Sounds as if Santana is likely unavailable.

  166. ptbnl Jul 28,2013 8:53 pm

    Caption competition:

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:28 pm || Up

      Not a caption, but you have to give it to Trout – he looks athletic even when colliding. Hamilton, on the other hand…

      Because survival is insufficient
    • brian.only Jul 28,2013 9:48 pm || Up

      Kid ‘n (can’t) Play?

    • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 10:07 pm || Up

      Not the “kick like a mule” Hamilton was hoping for.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • JediLeroy Jul 28,2013 10:22 pm || Up

      Angels in the Outfield

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  167. mother pucker Jul 28,2013 8:57 pm

    Aybar, Kenrick likely available?

    I doubt the A’s are much an option for Kenrick, but he is now owed as much as I thought. Price is probably too high, though. Oh, and whole intra-division thing. Nevertheless, all things remaining equal this will be the 2nd season in the past three years that has been a top five offensive contributor for 2Bmen.

  168. elcroata Jul 28,2013 9:30 pm

    So, I am 2:0 on the game threads this year, following the same pattern – fall behind AL West rival in a series clinching opportunity game, go to bed, wake up to victory.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Thunderbutt Jul 28,2013 9:50 pm || Up

      But is it a repeatable skill?

      There is always a score.
      • elcroata Jul 28,2013 10:03 pm || Up

        Need bigger sample size, see you on August 4th

        Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 10:07 pm || Up

        Can he step on the clutch?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  169. the llama Jul 28,2013 10:16 pm

    Gotta say this quickly and hit the sack: with the A’s opening a big-time lead on the Rangers, another pitcher makes very good sense as one looks forward to short-series October ball.

    • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 10:29 pm || Up

      Yeah – not to be an eeyore, but as fun as this team’s regular season is I don’t see them going far in October with the current lineup. Too many cold bats, defensive gaffs and iffy starters.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • brian.only Jul 28,2013 10:44 pm || Up

        You forgot passed balls, ugh.
        We can’t continue being this bad, I hope.

        • bear88 Jul 28,2013 11:51 pm || Up

          I don’t either, which is the dilemma of this team. They have enough pitching depth, excellent relievers and timely hitting to build this lead, helped mightily by the Rangers’ struggles of late, but it is hard to see them getting past more than one round of the playoffs.

          But how does one solve that problem? A stud pitcher would help, of course, but that pitcher has to be pitching well in October and, if necessary, September to be useful. So that’s risky, and the Rangers probably already got the best starter available – steep price notwithstanding.

          Besides, the A’s aren’t really a team that can afford to mortgage the future for one roll of the dice. Shoot, maybe Colon remains dominant and unsuspended, Anderson returns in excellent form by October, and someone else pitches very well in the playoffs. And maybe our underperforming hitters get hot at the right time. Crazier things have happened.

          • brian.only Jul 29,2013 12:09 am || Up

            IDK, the Giants did it last year and they didn’t really seem all that special.
            Tigers said we were way tougher than the Yankees, then they unceremoniously bent over for the Giants.

            I still think if Verlander hadn’t had a 24″ zone, things might have been different.

            • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 12:11 am || Up

              The DCS and LCS concern me much more than the WS.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Future Ed Jul 29,2013 12:15 am || Up

                dodgers seem tough now, but not so much the central and lol the east

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • elcroata Jul 29,2013 12:57 am || Up

                  I don’t know. The Cardinals have a very good hitting team, bona fide ace in Wainwright, decent 2-4 starters and bunch of talent in the upper minors that could step up if needed in September/October.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Jul 29,2013 8:28 am || Up

                  this

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • JamesV Jul 29,2013 7:42 am || Up

          My position is this:

          Yeah, they aren’t playing good baseball right now, but they’ve still opened up a comfortable lead in the division. Assuming they fix stuff, this can only be a good thing.

          They may not be as good a team as they looked earlier in the year, but they’re still a threat. Playoffs being the crapshoot they are, I do worry about facing a Tampa Bay or Detroit with those pitching staffs, but you never know what will happen.

          Hey, they could be playing like the Giants.

          • colin Jul 29,2013 8:11 am || Up

            This, exactly.

            Not to say that Beane should ignore opportunities to make the team better for this year in particular. But I still think that luck plays a bigger role in a playoff series than having a top-heavy pitching rotation.

            • elcroata Jul 29,2013 8:25 am || Up

              Agree. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t have luck on top of good starting pitching

              Because survival is insufficient
            • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 8:39 am || Up

              My sense from recent years is that having a strong 1-2 that you can throw 4 times in a 7-game series helps significantly.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Kay Jul 29,2013 9:01 am || Up

              If luck plays a bigger role in a playoff series than roster construction, then the most undervalued thing in playoff baseball is active luck manipulation. Passive luck manipulation is everywhere in good luck charms, bracelets, clothing, and passive prayer. I figure it kinda cancels itself out for the most part because both teams and their fans are engaged in the practice, and it’s a low-energy practice anyway.

              I have strong faith and mild intellectual confidence that the higher-energy practices of purification rituals and the casting of spells/magickal will/collective consciousness manipulation/timestream manipulation are useful tools in the minds and hearts of those who are able to believe or suspend disbelief.

              If the playoffs are a crapshoot, the answer is to load the dice in advance.

              Symbolically, all we need is a sunhat, some tainted birdseed, and a tiger trap. I’m not worried about the humans or their hosiery stylings.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • AV Jul 29,2013 5:53 pm || Up

                active luck manipulation… a euphemism not heard since 1919?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • sslinger Jul 29,2013 7:44 pm || Up

                  Oh, I would suspect it’s been used in Palo Alto more recently than that.

  170. brian.only Jul 28,2013 10:48 pm

    I’m coming to the conclusion (like every other year, why does it take me a couple weeks?) all trade rumors are bullshit, hurry up Billy, this is sorta stressful.

  171. Thunderbutt Jul 28,2013 10:56 pm

    Hello Cowgill in the box
    What’s the color of your sox?
    Are you up this time to stay?
    Or are you just quadruple=A?
    Off the bench now, it is no shame
    But with the Slegna is it the same?
    It’s the Oakland in you that makes you want to play this game?

    (apologies to Mr. Young)

    There is always a score.
  172. nevermoor Jul 28,2013 11:06 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Jul 28,2013 11:14 pm || Up

      The six words I wish I didn’t have to say at NASA:

      Please accompany me to the bathroom.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jul 28,2013 11:48 pm || Up

        why do you hate sharing you cocaine with others?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 12:16 am || Up

          They only snort moon-dust at NASA.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Jul 29,2013 12:24 am || Up

            thats the good stuff

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • ptbnl Jul 29,2013 12:25 am || Up

              Certainly beats huffing jupiter-fluid.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  173. JamesV Jul 29,2013 8:53 am
    • JamesV Jul 29,2013 8:58 am || Up

      So much for snooty Giants fans who claim nobody ever cares about the A’s.

      Then again, the A’s did once do this:

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 10:32 am || Up

      Is that real? If so, I hope the A’s get a cut of the revenue due the trademark infringement.

    • AV Jul 29,2013 5:51 pm || Up

      do they know what that phrase means?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  174. Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 3:47 pm

    Do we know whether Hatteberg wants this gig full time? This is my first stretch of seeing him in more than the occasional clip, and I must say he is excellent in just about every regard. I wonder whether this is just a case of them not wanting to force out Fosse, or if Hattie also might not want the six month grind.

    • the dogfather Jul 29,2013 4:05 pm || Up

      I have to say I even enjoyed the Brennaman/Byrnes broadcast of Saturday, relative to our folksy know-nothings.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • doctorK Jul 29,2013 4:20 pm || Up

        Mrs doctorK thought that Brennaman was a blow-hard (I tended to agree). Also, the comments they made about A’s fans not being hard-core (“Ask a typical fan to name the A’s starters, and they probably can’t name more than three”) showed they obviously did not do any homework before the broadcast.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 4:21 pm || Up

          He’s basically the definition of a blow-hard.

        • DFA Jul 29,2013 4:29 pm || Up

          Try asking that of fans period, anyone but outliers doesn’t know that shit.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • elcroata Jul 29,2013 11:00 pm || Up

          I didn’t necessarily read that as ask an A fan, but more of how A’s have a good team yet no stars with national recognition

          Because survival is insufficient
        • vignette17 Jul 31,2013 8:15 am || Up

          I remember that discussion, but wasn’t it ask an average baseball fan, not ask an A’s fan?

          • JamesV Jul 31,2013 8:43 am || Up

            Pretty sure it was the “average” fan, yes.

    • doctorK Jul 29,2013 4:22 pm || Up

      It’s interesting to me that here on FK, we seem to love Hatteberg (I greatly prefer him to Ray), while on the fb page for CT, everybody seems to hate him.

      Obviously, this site has a much-much-higher baseball IQ than your typical failbook user.

  175. Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 4:23 pm

    Seems that Keebs has gotten himself “promoted” to the 2-hole. I love the guy, but I worry about the Peter Principle here.

    • dmoas Jul 29,2013 4:32 pm || Up

      Oof. No. #9 is just fine.

    • the dogfather Jul 29,2013 5:25 pm || Up

      As long as it’s not third option.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • JamesV Jul 29,2013 6:18 pm || Up

      I got into this briefly with someone on Twitter earlier. He says:

      “O god, Sogard batting 2nd. Ooo he’s hit well for a week or two, let’s bat him 2nd!! He’s still just Sogard which is… not that good”

      I say:

      “If that’s the case you capitalize on it as long as you can. And, he’s actually not been a liability lately.”

      He answers:

      “But the problem is this isnt the real him. Who’s to say he doesnt come back to Earth today? He’s not good and should bat 9th”

      Me:

      “We really don’t know what the real him is right now. And, an 0-fer today won’t make the decision a mistake. Just the same, a couple hits won’t make it the right move. Things take time. At this point he’s earning his starts and he’s not hurting them. Lastly, he’s about league average right now and on a hot streak. They’re right to try to make the most of it.”

      Here’s the thing – people bitch and moan about Melvin (or, really, ANY manager) leaving someone in the same spot higher in the order for “too long” when he’s struggling, but when someone at the bottom of the order is hitting well it’s suddenly a terrible idea to bump him up higher in the order, even if it’s only for a few games?

      • brian.only Jul 29,2013 6:22 pm || Up

        I agree with you, I actually prefer Reddick lower down the order.
        Kinda wonder how many consecutive starts Keebs has ever had in the bigs, always platooned.

        • JamesV Jul 29,2013 6:43 pm || Up

          Yeah, and the other part of it? If you’re going to move somebody down, somebody else has to move up. Maybe that doesn’t always mean 9 to 2, but I don’t see the harm in trying to get Sogard an extra PA for the time being.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 6:46 pm || Up

            It’s not a huge deal for me, but if the A’s lose a close one tonight, and Sogard bats in the ninth but Lowrie and Cespedes don’t, that’s bad.

            • JamesV Jul 29,2013 7:42 pm || Up

              That would depend on what each of them do in the game.

              • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 7:43 pm || Up

                Against these Blue Jays it may not matter at all…

  176. Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 4:29 pm

    Matt Garza’s beard is really gross looking up close.

    • DFA Jul 29,2013 4:34 pm || Up

      fixed that for you

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  177. brian.only Jul 29,2013 4:51 pm

  178. brian.only Jul 29,2013 5:00 pm

    I’m at a total loss of who to root for re: the TEX/LAA matchup.
    I know it should be the slegnA, but…
    It’s as bad as a NYY/ BOS game for me, but it effects us directly so I can’t turn away from it, moth meet flame…

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 5:19 pm || Up

      I’m rooting for the Rangers never to score again.

      • Soaker Jul 29,2013 5:29 pm || Up

        And for Garza to pitch like Chan Ho Park in Arlington (not happening so far).

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • futwork Jul 29,2013 5:33 pm || Up

          And on cue, he gives up a bomb to a guy who hadn’t homered since 2010.

  179. brian.only Jul 29,2013 5:07 pm

    Wish him the fucking best.

    One good thing about having huge hands is that my splitfinger has the potential to be devastating. Why did I ever hit?— Jeremy Barfield (@Baseclogger) July 30, 2013

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 5:08 pm || Up

      Why did I ever hit?

      You didn’t. That was the problem.

    • brian.only Jul 29,2013 5:22 pm || Up

      Heh

  180. brian.only Jul 29,2013 6:01 pm

    Hamilton scores two more LAA up 3, bottom 6.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 29,2013 6:51 pm || Up

      Angels bullpen in the game with a 2-run lead, so chalk this up as a win for the Rangers.

      • brian.only Jul 29,2013 6:54 pm || Up

        Also, Cotts gives up 2 singles to start the 8th, Angles load the bases, then crap out…

        Rays ahead 2-1 in the 9th @ Fenway!

  181. brian.only Jul 29,2013 6:12 pm

    Beachy : 3.2 IP, 7ER, 1B, 5K, 2HR
    So glad I dropped you for a $1 Xander Boegarts…

    • elcroata Jul 29,2013 11:02 pm || Up

      Our teams look alike

      Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata Jul 29,2013 11:07 pm || Up

        Now tell me you picked up Stephenson, Glasnow, Franco and Salazar this year…

        Because survival is insufficient
        • nevermoor Jul 30,2013 9:03 am || Up

          My major offseason acquisitions were:

          McCann, James
          Stella, Tommy La
          Romero, Stefen
          Roach, Donn
          Hoover, J.J.

          What can I say, it’s a deep league (24 teams, 53 non-injured players per team)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • elcroata Jul 31,2013 10:58 am || Up

            Digging deep, I see.

            Take a chance on a European

            Because survival is insufficient
  182. brian.only Jul 29,2013 7:16 pm

    Keebs in 2 spot, uh huh!

  183. AV Jul 29,2013 8:33 pm

    over at HH, they’re doing all the hard work for us.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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