Game 89 + FunKay Sunday Grill: Ghana Lookin’ ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 89 + FunKay Sunday Grill: Ghana Lookin’ 345

Good morning FKlings,

I’ve never put up a game thread here before… OK, I admit I sometimes kinda miss the photo-monographic excursions of days gone by. Then I think of how much work (free labor) it was and I stop the nostalgia train right quick, just blow the whistle on that sh*t before the sentimental music starts playing on my inner jukebox and I gets carried away.

One or two a year won’t kill me though, with all you fine people always taking the time to do it, so I am losing my Thread Cherry with this one… sorry no pictures, and I’ll likely (OK definitely) be sleeping for the beginning of this 11:10 am OAKtime start. I don’t even know the lineups, cuz Bob Melvin and Ned Yost are still sleeping at 4:52 am Pacific time. Someone please put those at the bottom of this when they come out if you wanna… I bet Slusser’s twitter feed will have ’em as they happen. I know AJ Griffin is pitching against someone named Luis Mendoza, and that Adam Rosales still sucks harder than an Oreck XL plugged into an Orgasmatron.

But so what? We are in 1st place and looking like a WS contender, so celebrate with a magical little zip folder containing something I been compiling the last coupla days… it’s some of the most polyrhythmically mind-crushing FunK ever made on Earth, all from the country that gives The Ghana Funk Folder its name.

Bon appetit to the first ten to click the link and I hope the A’s wipe the floor with the Royals, with our guys who got snubbed by Seligula’s All-Star Circus Selection Show going a combined 33-for-41 with 12 HR, 23 RBI and 6 saves in just this one game. You heard what I said about how only the trophy will do now — and how those that have shown such disrespect for so long must be made to kneel and beg forgiveness in front of the whole world as they hand Beane the hardware in the Fall — and I meant it.

Love all you guys,

nobody

345 thoughts on “Game 89 + FunKay Sunday Grill: Ghana Lookin’

  1. nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 5:45 am

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=SFu_KEaGljA” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>
    Homeward we go, it’s Victory!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • colin Jul 7,2013 6:02 am || Up

      I am looking forward to checking out the mix!

      • colin Jul 7,2013 6:50 am || Up

        That one above isn’t from Ghana; they’re from Democratic Republic of Congo.

  2. Soaker Jul 7,2013 7:03 am

    Kansas City has some beautiful, shady residential neighborhoods off to the south of town, fine for morning exercise walks before the temperature hits the forecast high of 93 (with humidity, since there was a little rain last night). Other than going for said walks, and eating and drinking a lot, and watching the Royals and Chiefs arrrrgh, I’ve never quite figured out how one would enjoy life as a Kansas City resident. Most of the area seems to be run-down dreck with Dollar General the dominant retailer. I’m not sure how people who live here kill their time before they can escape.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • JamesV Jul 7,2013 7:58 am || Up

      Did you get to check out Chappell’s?

      • Soaker Jul 7,2013 3:16 pm || Up

        Yes, I went by yesterday and wandered around in there after the game. That guy does have a big collection, lots of interesting photos especially from the Kansas City A’s days. Also you realize the Chiefs won the Super Bowl in 1970 and have done almost nothing since.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • JamesV Jul 7,2013 3:18 pm || Up

          Excellent. It’s good history for any A’s fan, among others.

  3. Future Ed Jul 7,2013 7:49 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. Future Ed Jul 7,2013 7:50 am

    and this:

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:43 am || Up

      Hell yeah.

      Appearantly, on my old phone, I had a screw up that allowed me to get a text version of all my VMs. It was wonderful. I could get the gist, and never had to sit and listen.

      I lost it with my new phone, and AT&T says what I had cant be done. But fir a time it was glorius.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Jul 7,2013 11:44 am || Up

        Maybe it’s a hearing impaired service?

        • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:51 am || Up

          Could be. They THINK it may have benn a VM to text message service they have combined with the cloud messaging app I have, but the txt service is $10 a month and I was never charged or shown to have it on my bill. And, if it is, they are getting rid of it next month, so it would be a waste to get it.

          Im sure I can find something, I just have to look around.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. Future Ed Jul 7,2013 8:33 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 7,2013 8:42 am || Up

      WTF. If this shit is true, all of them should be tried for treason.

      • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 8:46 am || Up

        I know, right? I can’t begin to understand why a DV situation would need a “tactical advantage.”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Jul 7,2013 9:12 am || Up

          It really doesn’t matter what they needed a “tactical advantage” for. What they did was a gross abuse of their constitutional rights regardless of the supposed reason for it.

    • andeux Jul 7,2013 8:47 am || Up

      Wow. I’m trying to think of what the other side of the story could be that would make those police actions reasonable, and coming up with nothing.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 9:06 am || Up

        I love the fact they are claiming a violation of their 3rd amendment rights.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Jul 7,2013 9:13 am || Up

          Well, it was. So they should.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 11:01 am || Up

            I don’t know whether the cops are “Soldiers” or whether this counts as “quartering,” but I’d love to find out. I would think this is a pretty straightforward Fifth Amendment “takings” case, actually.

            • dmoas Jul 7,2013 11:08 am || Up

              I think it qualifies. It’s basically a government seizure/invasion of private property by a localized regiment.

      • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 9:06 am || Up

        but yeah, what is the other sides view

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 10:24 am || Up

          Presumably the cops will claim they perceived some imminent threat from the neighboring domestic violence suspect, such that they needed the use of the plaintiff’s house in order to protect public safety.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 6:51 pm || Up

            presumably. But that can almost never be the case. If it were the case, we would have heard of the thwarting of a terrorist cell.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 8:01 pm || Up

              Yes. Also, probably the terrorist cell appreciates the advance notice they get when you mass your police forces and break down the door of the house across the street.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:32 am || Up

      He says they also hurt his pet dog for no reason whatsoever: “Plaintiff Anthony Mitchell’s pet, a female dog named ‘Sam,’ was cowering in the corner when officers smashed through the front door. Although the terrified animal posed no threat to officers, they gratuitously shot it with one or more pepperball rounds. The panicked animal howled in fear and pain and fled from the residence. Sam was subsequently left trapped outside in a fenced alcove without access to water, food, or shelter from the sun for much of the day, while temperatures outside soared to over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.”

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  6. andeux Jul 7,2013 8:38 am

    spam post from nathanielgood7616 deleted

    TINSTAAFK
    • JamesV Jul 7,2013 10:24 am || Up

      Think it’s time to ban him.

      • andeux Jul 7,2013 10:28 am || Up

        Yes, but I think only nm has a banning wand.

        TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 12:26 pm || Up

      Total of three deleted so far today.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:11 pm || Up

        I’m on it.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  7. ptbnl Jul 7,2013 9:35 am

    Great soundtrack for a Sunday morning – thanks.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 1:39 pm || Up

      glad you like it :)

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 10:21 am

    Hello, good people, howzabout a Sunday victory with a side of revenge from Donaldson and Balfour. I’m thinking eight homers by JD and two saves by Balfour, all in one game.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 11:15 am

    For a few moments there I thought the TV feed was going to give us nothing but blissful natural sound. Then they found the switch to turn on Glen and Ray’s mics. Mute button engaged!

    • andeux Jul 7,2013 12:46 pm || Up

      But you’re missing their opinions on the all-star game!

      TINSTAAFK
  10. andeux Jul 7,2013 11:15 am

    Mendozaaaaaaa!

    TINSTAAFK
  11. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 11:30 am

    I get that Nakajima is a bust, but can it really be true that he is worse than Rosales?

    • Cretgren Jul 7,2013 11:32 am || Up

      I, for one, refuse to believe it.

    • andeux Jul 7,2013 11:33 am || Up

      Hitting .274/.340/.383 in the PCL and by all accounts can’t really handle either middle infield position. I’d say yes.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 11:37 am || Up

        I never thought I would be saying this, but this team really misses Cliff Pennington.

        • JamesV Jul 7,2013 11:46 am || Up

          Have you seen his slash lines with Arizona this year?

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 11:51 am || Up

            Yikes! He’s still a plus defender though.

            • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:34 am || Up

              only at 2b

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:40 am || Up

      He was very meh from what I saw Friday. Going again tonight with less kids so I might have more thoughts then. Green on the other hand, was hitting ropes all night. Grain of salt since the Grizzlies are last place, but the bat looked good.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:49 pm || Up

        Man…if ever I should have gone out and made a prediction…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. batgirl Jul 7,2013 11:48 am

    I like this.

  13. andeux Jul 7,2013 11:48 am

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 11:49 am || Up

      Ice to see you!

      Now let’s have another meeting…in bed.

  14. 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:53 am

    I know the reality is that good teams are supposed to beat on so-so teams, but I’m going to assume this really is the team pissed about the selections.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. Jennifer Jul 7,2013 11:53 am

    My friend ask me what Oakland was like. Her: “Is it like Compton?”

    • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 11:57 am || Up

      Does your friend have a lot of experience with Compton?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 11:59 am || Up

        No. She’s once had a panic attack at a gas station in St. Louis and couldn’t get out of the car. I’m sure it was really a suburb of STL.

        • dmoas Jul 7,2013 12:20 pm || Up

          Tell her the drug dealers were pretty nice, but the damn prostitutes just wouldn’t take no for an answer. So I just got high and fked them.

        • 5Aces Jul 7,2013 12:36 pm || Up

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 6:53 pm || Up

            that is what i thought of

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 12:23 pm || Up

      Both cities are important in rap music history, at least.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. andeux Jul 7,2013 12:08 pm

    I’m glad that our offense is so good that we can afford to give up one or two outs on the basepaths every game.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Jul 7,2013 12:10 pm || Up

      (posted just before the Reddick HR)

      TINSTAAFK
  17. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 12:12 pm

    What was Moss emoting about in the dugout?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 12:26 pm || Up

      His skills at reading pickoff moves?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 12:41 pm || Up

      Being snubbed for the ASG

      There is always a score.
  18. JamesV Jul 7,2013 12:46 pm

  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 12:57 pm

    I’ve come to realize that Fosse’s generic nice thing to say about A’s position players who kind of suck, current or past, is “He’s had some big hits for the A’s.” Most recently heard re Kottaras and Chris Young.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Jul 7,2013 12:58 pm || Up

      I so badly want to hear him saying that about Rosales, ASAP.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:04 pm || Up

        How great would that feel?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • doctorK Jul 7,2013 1:30 pm || Up

          I would be so awesome.

        • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 1:45 pm || Up

          Like a hair brush made of rusty nails slapped upside my face.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 5:47 pm || Up

        You never will, because Fosse doesn’t call AAA or NPB games.

  20. dmoas Jul 7,2013 1:09 pm

    It’s only the 5th? It feels like we’ve been playing a lot longer than that.

  21. andeux Jul 7,2013 1:16 pm

    Safe!

    TINSTAAFK
  22. nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 1:27 pm

    Well I see my inaugural attempt at threadage is going reasonably :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  23. JamesV Jul 7,2013 1:32 pm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:37 pm || Up

      He’d probably appreciate the Rally Salma.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 6:05 pm || Up

      Huge Ass Likes Huge Tits

  24. doctorK Jul 7,2013 1:33 pm

    I am very rapidly losing patience and confidence in Blevins.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:39 pm || Up

      Eh, he’s never been a guy who is so good that he can get away with missing locations. I figure he’ll get his touch back and be OK.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. JamesV Jul 7,2013 1:34 pm

    Good time for Blevins to get some extra work in with Curt Young.

    • brian.only Jul 7,2013 2:40 pm || Up

      He was out of sight beginning of the year, but had a terrible June, and has been underwhelming since.

      SSS of course

      June 15.4 K% / 11.5 B%, 6.31 xFIP
      and for comparison:
      Mar/ Apr 26.7 K%/ 1.7 B%, 3.29 xFIP

  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:40 pm

    Suddenly this slow meander towards an easy victory has gotten perilous.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. batgirl Jul 7,2013 1:40 pm

    Outs guys. We need to get some. These royals are a pesky bunch.

  28. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 1:41 pm

    I get up for five minutes. FIVE MINUTES….

  29. JamesV Jul 7,2013 1:44 pm

    Tejada looked safe to me.

  30. andeux Jul 7,2013 1:44 pm

    Out!
    Fk this shit.

    TINSTAAFK
  31. JamesV Jul 7,2013 1:45 pm

    Wait a sec – last close-up replay looks like Chavez got there just before Tejada’s hand.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:47 pm || Up

      Way too close to dispute, can’t fault an ump for that.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jul 7,2013 4:06 pm || Up

        He had shitty positioning on that one.

      • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:14 pm || Up

        Looked safe live, but would have been easy replay overturn.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  32. nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 1:45 pm

    With the exception of Colon, our pitchers’ fielding sucks prodigiously.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:45 pm

    Not bad from Jesse Chavez, notwithstanding the two inherited runners who scored.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. JamesV Jul 7,2013 1:48 pm

    What I can say about that one is it’s too close to call in real time given the positioning of both players and umpire. And yes, Chavez should not have hesitated in going toward first.

  35. batgirl Jul 7,2013 1:53 pm

    That’ll do elf, that’ll do.

  36. Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 1:54 pm

    Let’s GO HousTON

    There is always a score.
  37. andeux Jul 7,2013 1:55 pm

    Sogard pissed that he was left off the all-star team.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 1:59 pm || Up

      He’ll be a starter in the American Optometric Association game.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:14 pm || Up

        9 sogards…

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  38. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 1:57 pm

    Inadvertent radio-TV synchronization: radio guys playing Joe Angel saying “You can wave that one bye-bye” as the TV showed Colon waving at someone.

  39. andeux Jul 7,2013 2:02 pm

    Yes, close in real time (and probably doesn’t matter) but

    TINSTAAFK
  40. doctorK Jul 7,2013 2:04 pm
    • Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 2:11 pm || Up

      I think the guy realizes quickly that he can sell this video as long as he says “Oh my God” and “Holy FKing shit”.

  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 2:25 pm

    I would definitely tune in and watch the Saul Goodman Half-Hour Comedy Hour.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Poppy Jul 7,2013 6:00 pm || Up

      We spent the holiday getting completely caught up on Breaking Bad! (Thanks to the first half of season 5 being On Demand in preparation for the 2nd half to kick off next month… so we’re actually caught up, not just caught up in that “didn’t start watching right away and so are perpetually one full season behind because we have to watch it on Netflix” way of being “caught up.”)

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 8,2013 1:01 pm || Up

        I’m “Netflix caught up” on so many shows, leaving me completely unable to talk about them with anyone.

        • Poppy Jul 8,2013 9:08 pm || Up

          Yeah, I’ll probably start soon on becoming NCU on Game of Thrones…

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 2:26 pm

    Jesse Chavez, long-form relief pitcher.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  43. JamesV Jul 7,2013 2:28 pm

    Heh, they played that exact same clip of the guy cutting into that brisket yesterday.

    • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      I noticed that. Lame.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  44. doctorK Jul 7,2013 2:31 pm

    Victory

    Also, I hope they show us video of Primanti Brothers at PNC Park.

    • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      I hope they shoot enough footage for different shots, though.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 2:32 pm

    Victory! Sweaty humid victory!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jul 7,2013 3:14 pm || Up

      I drank $29 worth of spent $29 on beer. 2 out of 3 and nobody goes on the DL, so a much better outcome than I usually get for an A’s road series.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. bear88 Jul 7,2013 2:44 pm

    That was a long game. I started a few minutes in, watch until the 4th, went on a long walk with my wife, and returned to find it was only the 8th.

    Good outcome, though. Agree about Twiggy. He’s a location pitcher, effective when he hits them, not so much when he doesn’t.

  47. JamesV Jul 7,2013 2:53 pm

  48. brian.only Jul 7,2013 3:01 pm

    Go Astros go!

  49. mother pucker Jul 7,2013 3:21 pm

    Keith Law is a douchebag part CMXIII (from his insider piece re: All-Star game selections):

    The other omission that people are buzzing about is Oakland’s Josh Donaldson, currently sixth in the league in FanGraphs’ version of WAR and fifth in wOBA. Players who have huge first halves — really, huge April-May periods — are selected for the game more often than not, even though that wasn’t the original purpose of the game and does little to help promote the sport the way selecting the actual stars would. Donaldson has no résumé whatsoever to support his case beyond 2013 [WTF??], with a .241/.289/.398 line in 2012, his only other significant chunk of playing time in the big leagues, and there’s no way I would take him over the three third basemen I cited above.

    • doctorK Jul 7,2013 3:33 pm || Up

      So, for the same reason, Yasiel Puig should also be disqualified from consideration.

      • JamesV Jul 7,2013 3:56 pm || Up

        BUT HE’S EXCITING AND HE’S CUBAN!!!!

    • colin Jul 7,2013 3:38 pm || Up

      It would be ok for him to argue in favor of Cabrera and Longoria’s track records, but Machado has fewer Major League PA than Donaldson. Law claiming that Machado has a better track record than Donaldson is entirely due to the fact that Law scouts prospects and liked Machado, but never payed attention to Donaldson. Putting down Josh to cover some shortcoming in his own scouting is pretty weak.

    • JamesV Jul 7,2013 3:50 pm || Up

      I suppose the second half of last year doesn’t count toward Donaldson’s resume. If anything, it actually hurts him slightly compared to what he’s done so far this year:

      .319/.388/.536/.924

      His slash line since coming back up in August 2012 – if I’ve done this right – which is about 80% of a complete season:

      .309/.377/.519/.896

      134 games, 560 PA, 499 AB, 77 R, 154 H, 34 2B, 1 3B, 23 HR, 83 RBI, 51 BB, 97 SO

      Stretch that out over a full season, assuming no time missed:

      162 games, 677 PA, 603 AB, 93 R, 186 H, 41 2B, 1 3B, 28 HR, 100 RBI, 62 BB, 117 SO

      • JamesV Jul 7,2013 4:03 pm || Up

        Also:

        AUG/SEP last year: .290/.356/.489/.844
        2013: .319/.388/.536/.924

  50. brian.only Jul 7,2013 3:45 pm

    Lolgiants.

    • nevermoor Jul 7,2013 4:17 pm || Up

      Yeah. Romo deserved that one.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JamesV Jul 7,2013 5:43 pm || Up

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 5:55 pm || Up

          Huh. He comes off as a pretty affable, if slightly dim, guy on the KNBR morning show, but I guess that’s because he’s getting paid. Either way, FK Schulman.

        • beebo Jul 8,2013 7:57 am || Up

          When he’s sassy? Salty? Sultry?

  51. Jennifer Jul 7,2013 5:52 pm

    Thanks to everyone who gave me a ride while I was in CA. Big thanks to Ed for letting me stay with him. I had a blast and your family is adorable and so friendly.

    • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      it was fun.

      We are mostly harmless

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 5:53 pm

    I was having a safety meeting on the patio and I got to thinkin’… what if the real (perhaps unconscious) reason Selig and MLB have left the A’s out to dry and disrespected/denigrated/marginalized all things Oakland Athletics for so long now is that deep in the recesses of the minds of the powers that be, they get that if the A’s win anything — say, the big trophy, which not even the detached, objective observer can’t say hasn’t been realistically in play for the last calendar year — some very disturbing dominos fall on Selig’s overall plan to corporatize MLB to the point where attendance no longer matters as anything but optics for the mise-en-scène: cheering in the background for the TV deals he’s pushing to make the cornerstone of the franchises he favors (i.e., the rich teams).

    To wit:

    Domino one: A’s continue torrid play through October. Beane finally wins the last game as fans cause small-but-seismically-observable October 12th earthquake on Hayward fault from thunderous support mounting through September to the joyous conclusion. Momentum from momentary ring-toxicated delirium manufactures passion/consent for downtown/JLS-area ballpark and Oakland/East Bay renewed embrace of franchise upon occasion of 5th championship & 10th overall. Franchise is acknowledged, at last, as a cornerstone of innovation and preeminence in the sport and the global sports media complies for a minute. Stadium situation logjam breached by broader focus on plight of preeminent, storied franchise, tied with STL and second only to NYY in 100+ years of trophies.

    Domino 2: Ensuing lovefest — where long-held feelings of despair and disillusionment are at last resolved, akin to being rescued off a desert island by Bob Melvin in a luxury speedboat he got cheap off Craig’s List — causes rush on all things A’s at the micro and the macro. We the hardcores, on down to the casuals who have traded in their Hunter Pence jerseys for gold alts and have been wondering since July if the A’s have scored a touchdown yet, causes Seattle-1995-style miracle and impetus materializes to begin real shot at downtown Oakland facility. In the process, ownership finally breaks through to see what has cut them off from their product’s natural, blue-collar constituency all this time, even as they have half-heartedly acknowledged just this truth with tepid “Green Collar Baseball” sloganeering… whilst simultaneously seeking San Jose ballpark only Silicon Valley CEOs and their entourages will be able to afford to attend. The men at the top are Epiphanized and get over their distaste and sense of dismissal for anyone with an income under $500,000/year and start to figure out that ten million crazed devotees with one dollar are way better than one disinterested clown with ten million dollars who can’t stop checking his E-Trade app in his luxury box. They begin to market the thing accordingly to an adoring region and world that identifies with the self-same struggles in their own lives: that of competing effectively against people with often superior resources and coming out on top… just as it hits its peak efficiency with a two-season overall record (including playoffs) of 207-140.

    Domino 3: Look, I’m fantasizing, but why not visualize what I’d like to see?? It’s my thread, and I’ll dream if I want LOLOLOLOL :D

    So anyway it happens… they figure out how to mitigate the train tracks so little kids don’t get run over by the Capitol Corridor staring at the 50-foot statue of Dennis Eckersley and it gets built next to JLS there in what they call Howard Terminal. Dominance and winning makes the obstacles melt away and it gets going, cobbled together from several different sources from Don Knauss to George Zimmer to Brad Pitt’s accountant in Somalia. Almost overnight, Billy Beane suddenly has a maintainable budget in the middle (rather than the perennial bottom) of the pack at roughly slightly less than half of whatever the biggest payroll happens to be. He’s got luxury suites, he’s got corporate sponsorships and naming rights…. he’s even generated enough residual interest to put a down payment on building a TV deal around the A’s and their century-plus worth of historical flavorings. On top of it all, they all know they’ll never SEE the trophy again based on the squad he is able to put on the field, where just a few more million in payroll is made to look like billions by him on a regular basis.

    While he’s at it he’ll continue this once-a-decade project of totally redefining how the game is scouted and played and how teams are put together without unnecessary waste, en route perhaps to being installed in the HoF as the first GM to go in for being a GM, as Moneyball and its sequel(s) play on infinite loops in the display onsite in Cooperstown.

    You can all laugh — heck, even I’M laughing — but somewhere, Bud Selig had an unscratchable itch in a very uncomfortable, impolite location JUST FROM ME TYPING THIS SHIT. If, by some unprecedented alignment of the Universe with the whims of the Baseball Gods it all goes according to my fantasy plan, then we are all drinking tequila shots out of the trophy in the “West Side Club of the future” in a couple of years, because no other team or their fans even believe they have any chance of prying it out of the Five Ten ever again.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 9:01 pm || Up

      Domino 2 should have happened after last year. And actually, it might have, as manifested in the attendance spike we’re seeing now.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  53. Poppy Jul 7,2013 6:12 pm

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • nobody in particular Jul 7,2013 6:15 pm || Up

      He has no idea that that squirrel was in the animal-world equivalent of the Rolling Stones until very recently.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 6:15 pm || Up

      I’m glad he said it was a ground squirrel.

      • Poppy Jul 7,2013 6:17 pm || Up

        Well, it clearly wasn’t a water squirrel!

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 6:22 pm || Up

          He could be concerned if the squirrel was dead before or after it hit the water.

        • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 7:01 pm || Up

          hey-o

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • JamesV Jul 7,2013 7:14 pm || Up

          • batgirl Jul 7,2013 9:00 pm || Up

            You know, this is awesome. Ordinarily when I see something this fantastic in the sky mall catalog it’s for some jerk wad team like the Yankees or cowboys. So when they feature MY team? You know I’ve gotta have one!

            • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 9:01 pm || Up

              I get the sense from Sky Mall that Cowboys fans will buy anything with that damn star on it.

      • Soaker Jul 7,2013 6:24 pm || Up

        There might be a tiny aviator cap floating around in the pool…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2013 9:05 pm || Up

      Mark Mulder, the CDC has you covered!

      Most germs carried by animals are killed by chlorine within minutes in a well-maintained pool. However, to help ensure healthy swimming in a pool where a dead animal has been found, it is important to follow the simple steps below to remove the animal and disinfect the water…

      Raise the free chlorine concentration to, or maintain it at, 2 parts per million (ppm); maintain the pH levels at 7.5 or less; keep the temperature at 77°F (25°C) or higher. The free chlorine and pH should remain at these levels for 30 minutes.

      HOWEVER! If you find a dead pre-weened calf or lamb in your pool, also follow the special Hyperchlorination to Kill Cryptosporidium procedures.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:13 pm || Up

        FUCK YOU MOOO!

        • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:17 pm || Up

          Sorry, I just confused cryptosporidium and bovine spongiform encephalopathy. The shame.

          • Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 9:23 pm || Up

            Yeah, I make that mistake all the time.

            There is always a score.
            • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:29 pm || Up

              Isn’t that the shits? /medical joke

            • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:41 pm || Up

              Toxoplasmosis and cytomegalovirus too. But those are both opportunistic infections, so it doesn’t really count.

              • ptbnl Jul 7,2013 10:51 pm || Up

                Aren’t we all, at heart.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  54. 5Aces Jul 7,2013 7:49 pm

    GREEN PULLED FROM STARTING LINEUP IN FRESNO! THE TWITTER SEEMS TO CONFIRM OUR NIGHTMARE MAY BE OVER!!! YES IM SHOUTING!!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 7:51 pm || Up

      IS THIS REAL DON’T TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS

    • JamesV Jul 7,2013 7:53 pm || Up

        • 5Aces Jul 8,2013 12:28 am || Up

          Worst part is I should have scooped the world by like 2 hrs..

          Lil Miss Aces begged me to go to the game today because some Disney channel actress was there doing autographs. So we went early to make sure there wasnt a crazy line or anything.

          We get to the park about 5:15 and head over to the line up by the Grizzlies clubhouse store. On the wall next to the store they had the lineups posted and GG was listed. Then, about 15 minutes later, the PA guy starts giving the lineups and it was different. Now the crowd was small tonight and had a “I dont give a FK its still near 100” attitude, so a part of me thought maybe it was last night’s lineup posted. But the SP was the right one for tonight.

          Then I got caught up talking with my daughter and the family in front of us. Game starts, actress comes out, we get pics and autograph, go get food, find seats we want to sit in, get into the game. It was almost 2 hrs until I thought to grab my phone and see if anyone had heard anything…

          Lil Miss Aces even ended up getting a ball one of the River Cats tossed up. All in all, it was a good day.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 7:56 pm || Up

        Locke’s a lefty, so the timing makes sense. I wonder if we’re going to see a Green/Sogard platoon or full-time Green.

        • dmoas Jul 7,2013 8:34 pm || Up

          They didn’t pitch hit for Sogard against the lefty while doing so for Jaso. And Sogard popped his first HR. I was hoping that was a sign.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 7:58 pm || Up

        • JamesV Jul 7,2013 7:59 pm || Up

          I just asked her a couple minutes prior if she could confirm. Those would seem to be pretty reliable sources.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 8:03 pm || Up

            Wait, Cotroneo’s on it too!

            Oh, nevermind.

        • JamesV Jul 7,2013 8:05 pm || Up

    • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 7:55 pm || Up

      I haz excite

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 8:02 pm || Up

      Has to be Rosales DFA and Sogard now the backup SS/part-time 2B…right?

      • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 8:08 pm || Up

        nope, with the ASB, they can send Straily back. or chavez.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 8:10 pm || Up

          No, put Rosie out of his misery. FINISH HIM.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 8:22 pm || Up

          Slusser seems to think it’s Rosie. Anyway, it can’t be Straily since he’s pitching Tuesday. And if Chavez goes down I’m sure it will be for Scribbles.

          • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 8:25 pm || Up

            Oh, right. I keep forgetting he pitched thursday.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 8:29 pm || Up

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 8,2013 1:06 pm || Up

      Ooooh.

  55. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 8:06 pm

    Can we go here to buy the game snacks?

  56. Englishmajor Jul 7,2013 8:09 pm

    • Future Ed Jul 7,2013 8:13 pm || Up

      you have been waiting for this moment

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2013 8:16 pm

  58. brian.only Jul 7,2013 9:22 pm

    Grant Green!!!!
    [head explodes]

  59. Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:25 pm

    I sang this song while placing BobbleScott on the shelf.

    • Poppy Jul 7,2013 9:46 pm || Up

      Day Week Month Year: made.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:52 pm || Up

        Thanks again. Sorry I missed you. I’ll have to come back soon. I really liked you FKers. Well, except FSU. He’s a dick.

        • Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 9:56 pm || Up

          So close, and yet so far.

          There is always a score.
          • Jennifer Jul 7,2013 9:57 pm || Up

            Where were you, mister?

            • ptbnl Jul 7,2013 10:52 pm || Up

              You were in town?

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 11:19 pm || Up

                This.

                There is always a score.
                • Jennifer Jul 8,2013 2:19 pm || Up

                  How did you guys miss me talking about it non-stop for six months? Also, I’m thinking about coming back in September.

                • Englishmajor Jul 8,2013 2:51 pm || Up

                  Do it.

                • Jennifer Jul 8,2013 2:53 pm || Up

                  I’d probably freeze to death.

                • andeux Jul 8,2013 2:55 pm || Up

                  September is the warmest month here by average high temperature. (June-October are all very close to the same)

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Jennifer Jul 8,2013 2:56 pm || Up

                  Really? Interesting.

                • Englishmajor Jul 8,2013 3:00 pm || Up

                  Less fog.

                • andeux Jul 8,2013 3:02 pm || Up
                  TINSTAAFK
                • Englishmajor Jul 8,2013 2:56 pm || Up

                  Do it. (Just not when the A’s are in Minnesota, because I will be too.)

                • Poppy Jul 8,2013 9:12 pm || Up

                  Yes! Come back!

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • ptbnl Jul 8,2013 10:11 pm || Up

                  OK, so I knew you were in town (and was even angling to pick you up in Oakland until FSU covered it) but I never got to know your plans in enough detail to, y’know, meet and stuff.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 11:08 pm || Up

                  TO be fair, I didn’t see her much and she stayed with me.

                  We had fun though. I did anyway.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • the dogfather Jul 9,2013 6:31 am || Up

                  To be fair, there’s lotsa dungeons in these environs. I’m told.

                  The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
                • Jennifer Jul 9,2013 8:10 am || Up

                  I was trying to stay out of your hair during your time off. :-(

                  Also, I had a blast.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 8,2013 8:55 am || Up

          Sad face.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  60. ozzman99 Jul 7,2013 10:06 pm

    Congrats to Grant Green. Am I the only one who wants to wait and see before getting excited?

    • dmoas Jul 7,2013 10:10 pm || Up

      I think more people are excited at the possibility of Suck Ass no longer tossing the salad than over the potential of Grant Green.

      • brian.only Jul 7,2013 10:33 pm || Up

        dmoas called it, after Saturdays game I’m finished, don’t care how many nice defensive stops, flukey dingers, or rare clutch hits he makes, I’m ready to move on.

        I was endeared by your goofy hustle in 2011, cooled on you greatly in 12′, looking forward to it all being a memory in 13′.

      • Thunderbutt Jul 7,2013 11:21 pm || Up

        I miss suck ass already.

        There is always a score.
        • ptbnl Jul 7,2013 11:23 pm || Up

          And if anyone should, it should be blow ass.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:45 am || Up

        yup

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Soaker Jul 8,2013 1:08 pm || Up

        I’ve seen Green enough in spring training to think this is a sideways move, but it’s always nice (if only for a little while) to get rid of the tired old toy and unwrap the shiny new one.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • DFA Jul 8,2013 1:15 pm || Up

          I agree with this

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  61. MikeV Jul 8,2013 9:07 am

    Someone remind me how long UZR takes to “normalize” — you cant’ really look at Longoria’s +10 or Machado’s +15 right now on Fangraphs and take that as fact, right?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Jul 8,2013 9:16 am || Up

      Like 2 year, no?

      • MikeV Jul 8,2013 9:16 am || Up

        I dunno thats why i was asking

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • colin Jul 8,2013 10:45 am || Up

        The number I remember is three years, but it could be two years.

        But “normalize” is a pretty vague term — it must refer to a particular threshold of regression-to-the-mean but I don’t know what that threshold is usually chosen to be. My best guess is that “normalize” means that once you hit that point, you would weight the individual performance at 50% and the group performance at 50%. Machado has 1200 innings of UZR data, which seems to be about one year. Longoria has nearly 6000 innings, so his UZR/150 of +18.4 is much more reliable than Machado’s. On the other hand, I think it’s reasonable to interpret the UZR data to suggest that Machado probably really is a plus defender (scouting reports help too); I just wouldn’t treat his particular UZR/150 number (+22.8) with much weight.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 10:58 am || Up

          But we should be able to look at Machado’s 2013 UZR number (not UZR/150) and conclude that he really has been worth 15 defensive runs above the average 3B, no, whether by chance or not? We need ~3 years to determine whether that’s his true talent level, but unless we can say with some certainty that his small sample UZR actually reflects the plays he has made this year, then it’s pretty useless to look at fWAR as a comparison.

          • dmoas Jul 8,2013 11:12 am || Up

            That assumes the accuracy of the defensive metrics in general. I’m not anywhere near sold on the valuation of defensive stats. I think their margin of error is too high, at least in how it related to WAR. That’s not to say that Machado isn’t a plus defender, but it could be as little as 5-10 runs or has high as 20-30 runs.

            • nevermoor Jul 8,2013 11:28 am || Up

              Sure, whatever the error bars are between the two, they certainly overlap, so we can’t say with confidence that Machado has been better than Longoria, but he probably has been.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • elcroata Jul 8,2013 11:48 am || Up

            Not necessarily, as UZR does not claim to describe what happened with accuracy, either.

            Because survival is insufficient
            • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 11:49 am || Up

              Huh. So why use it as a component in WAR?

              • andeux Jul 8,2013 11:55 am || Up

                The same reason to ever use any noisy measure of anything – as a best estimate of something that is hard (or in this case really impossible) to measure directly.

                TINSTAAFK
                • elcroata Jul 8,2013 11:57 am || Up

                  Using Field FX would make it decisively more precise, but as it is not public domain data…

                  Because survival is insufficient
              • elcroata Jul 8,2013 11:55 am || Up

                “The best we have” rule, I guess.

                Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 11:59 am || Up

                  Do you think it’s better than Defensive Runs Saved or whatever else people are using?

                • elcroata Jul 8,2013 12:08 pm || Up

                  I think there are few similarly valuable tools out there now, such as UZR, Dewan’s Plus Minus and whatever the rest of them are called.

                  They all depend in a certain way on human judgement of where the ball was hit to and how hard it was hit. They try to be systematic about it in their own specific ways.

                  I think it is an obvious improvement from using human judgement to say whether a play should have been made using ordinary effort (fielding percentage). It is very probably an improvement over what is basically a simple counting of the plays made by a player (like Range Factor).

                  However it is leaps and bounds worse than what Field f/x would provide us, just as someone charting the pitches thrown by hand is worse than Pitch f/x.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 12:10 pm || Up

                  Makes sense. Thanks.

          • AV Jul 8,2013 12:19 pm || Up

            15 defensive runs above the average 3B, no, whether by chance or not

            well… reportedly, he was pretty good defensively but he played 1B. (or are you thinking of tinker?)

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • elcroata Jul 8,2013 11:52 am || Up

          Yes, “normalizing” and “stabilizing” are the terms I pretty much dislike when talking about baseball stats, as it somehow implies that once any magical threshold is reached, the veracity of the statistical story digitally flips from 0 to 1.

          And you are correct, the most established level of regressing is towards a point where you hit that 50/50 break-off you described.

          Because survival is insufficient
  62. Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 11:05 am

    This pitcher the A’s are facing tonight has one of the more ridiculous gulfs between results and peripherals I have seen this late in a season.

    ERA: 2.12
    FIP: 3.86
    xFIP: 4.22

  63. Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 11:09 am

    The A’s marketing department has really stepped up their freebie game this year. This Oaklandish T is one of the better clothing giveaways I can recall.

    • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:23 am || Up

      Im waiting for my everything I learnd about stealing I learned in Oakland shirt giveaway

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • dmoas Jul 8,2013 11:39 am || Up

        I don’t know if that was intentional or not, but that’s funny.

        • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:47 am || Up

          it is

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • AV Jul 8,2013 12:19 pm || Up

            but don’t just leave him hanging there…

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Jul 8,2013 12:23 pm || Up

              Learned is spelled correctly there, though :(

    • JamesV Jul 8,2013 11:28 am || Up

      Feels to me like them even using an Oaklandish design for a giveaway shirt is a step for the team, given the “STAY” shirt could’ve been seen by the team as something they didn’t want to be associated with since they want to go to San Jose.

      • andeux Jul 8,2013 11:35 am || Up

        Yeah, that surprised me too, I would not think those organizations would be friendly.

        Also, Oaklandish changed their Rollie skull design. The one I have is wearing an A’s cap and says “Dio de los A’s” below. The newer ones say Oakland on the cap, and nothing below, presumably to avoid trademark violations.

        TINSTAAFK
        • JamesV Jul 8,2013 12:05 pm || Up

          Do we know how they’re getting away with the Charlie O. mule shirt? I’m guessing the generic ‘A’ on the cap, because when they were in KC there was a version of it with ‘KC’ and I have a World Series ticket from the 70s that shows a cap as well and it’s ‘A’s’ instead.

        • JamesV Jul 8,2013 12:07 pm || Up

          Also, given that a couple of the relief pitchers (Doolittle and Blevins, IIRC) did an All A’s segment at Oaklandish, things must be fine.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 11:40 am || Up

        This just cries out for cockamamie theories about Lew Wolff giving up on San Jose.

      • AV Jul 8,2013 12:19 pm || Up

        or they realized stay is a friendlier message than the alternative, even if you *want* to leave. from the archives:

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • JamesV Jul 8,2013 12:21 pm || Up

          What’s the deal with that?

          • AV Jul 8,2013 12:33 pm || Up

            someone in oakland printed those signs up and put them up as “art” around the time of oakland’s art murmur for december last year. (am totally in favor of clandestine art, but am also in favor of clandestine art criticism…) so i made it a point to formulate a critique whenever i saw one. saw 3 total.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • batgirl Jul 8,2013 12:25 pm || Up

      Best part? Kelly Green!

      • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 12:27 pm || Up

        Cannot be said enough.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 12:29 pm || Up

          Agreed. I also heard they are going with the vests that day as throwback uni. Really sad I won’t be there to see it in person.

          • JamesV Jul 8,2013 12:30 pm || Up

            I might have to try going to that game.

  64. JamesV Jul 8,2013 11:26 am

    • doctorK Jul 8,2013 11:31 am || Up

      But, but, BUT HE PLAYS THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY WHAT A HOSE HEY LOOK HE SPRINTS OUT HIS HOME RUNS

    • dmoas Jul 8,2013 11:40 am || Up

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • 5Aces Jul 8,2013 11:41 am || Up

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • DFA Jul 8,2013 11:47 am || Up

      thank the baby jesus

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • beebo Jul 8,2013 1:33 pm || Up

      BRB gonna do a backflip

    • WaddellCanseco Jul 8,2013 2:55 pm || Up

      Rosales isn’t much of a player, and I guess Green would be a better platoon partner for Sogard on offense, but Sogard as backup SS worries me.

      • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:01 pm || Up

        Rosales as a back up ss didn’t bother me. I don’t think Sogard as a back up ss will bother me.

        Lowrie as the starting SS, isn’t terrible. but its not ideal

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • WaddellCanseco Jul 8,2013 3:08 pm || Up

          Lowrie is Jeter bad defensively, but at least he can hit. Sogard….well….

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 3:11 pm || Up

            Sogard’s a decent defensive second baseman. I don’t think we’ve seen enough of him at short to know whether he would be much worse than Lowrie.

          • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:15 pm || Up

            right, once every 2 weeks at short. Fine. Rosales the same, Rosales against all lefties and rightines when Lowrie is out/resting, not fine.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Jul 8,2013 4:03 pm || Up

            So Lowrie is going to start winning GGs?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Jul 8,2013 3:01 pm || Up

        Does Green as a back up SS worry you more? (I think the answer is yes).

  65. JamesV Jul 8,2013 12:12 pm

    Trivia: What do Yoenis Cespedes and Tim Hudson have in common?

  66. Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 1:16 pm

    Speaking of t-shirts, check out the one A.J. Griffin is wearing here.

    • Englishmajor Jul 8,2013 2:56 pm || Up

      That’s his Opening Day Designs shirt. The guy who does them made one design for each player and coach (and one for all the broadcasters) and then got fans to sponsor giving each one a free shirt.

      • colin Jul 8,2013 3:30 pm || Up

        I’m sure the fan sponsorship is a good gimmick to get people interested, but I bet he could have afforded to just give a shirt away to each player (and the players could afford to buy them, of course).

  67. andeux Jul 8,2013 1:39 pm

    Addison Russell is #19 on BA’s midseason prospect list.

    TINSTAAFK
  68. DFA Jul 8,2013 2:21 pm

    Am i the only one with non loading new commnet widget?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • MikeV Jul 8,2013 2:27 pm || Up

      Been happening to me intermittently.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Jennifer Jul 8,2013 2:35 pm || Up

        Were you at the airport Saturday morning?

        • MikeV Jul 8,2013 2:47 pm || Up

          No I was in Tahoe.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Jennifer Jul 8,2013 2:49 pm || Up

            I thought I saw you (or your twin) in line in front of me at the airport. It was scary. I think the guy thought I was stalking him.

            • MikeV Jul 8,2013 2:51 pm || Up

              Oh.

              Nope, it wasn’t me. I didn’t even get out of bed until almost noon Saturday.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Jul 8,2013 2:52 pm || Up

              I think you mean you were scared he’d realize you were stalking him, right?

  69. Future Ed Jul 8,2013 2:55 pm

    good to hear, I suppose. I still want Rollins.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • WaddellCanseco Jul 8,2013 3:09 pm || Up

      I want Utley

      • DFA Jul 8,2013 3:12 pm || Up

        I want a real SS

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • dmoas Jul 8,2013 3:22 pm || Up

          Find one that’s obtainable and cheap.

        • doctorK Jul 8,2013 4:34 pm || Up

          I WANTED HANLEY DAMMIT

          • andeux Jul 8,2013 4:40 pm || Up

            I think MikeV has hijacked doctorK’s account.

            I was actually wondering if Hanley might become available again. The Dodgers seem to think they are buyers right now (just got Nolasco) but that could change before the deadline.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2013 4:42 pm || Up

              I can’t see them falling that far out of it. Too much talent on that roster, and too crappy a division.

              • DFA Jul 8,2013 4:44 pm || Up

                this. its really sad

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • DFA Jul 8,2013 4:44 pm || Up

                also hes hitting like 400

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 8,2013 9:53 pm || Up

                  Yeah, he’s working on saving my fantasy season singlehandedly.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • andeux Jul 8,2013 3:12 pm || Up

        I’d take either one, slight preference for Utley.

        TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:16 pm || Up

        I want better than the A”s have now

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. nobody in particular Jul 8,2013 3:32 pm

    I think you look at GG for 2 weeks and if he shows signs of flailing, you pop on a deal for…. not Chase Utley.

    Personally I try to get M. Young, a player who plays all 4 infield positions well and who got that way from being fucked around by our principal competition in the division, a team I’d speculate he’d like to embarrass on the field en route to that elusive ring he was one out away from, twice.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:38 pm || Up

      I think you left out some words.

      Michael Young, a player who plays all 4 infield positions like his foot is caught in a well.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Jul 8,2013 3:43 pm || Up

        I think he meant “Michael Young, a player who play all 4 infield positions, well…, like shit.

        • andeux Jul 8,2013 3:53 pm || Up

          Michael Young, a player who play all 4 infield positions well below the standards of an average high school junior varsity team.

          TINSTAAFK
    • MikeV Jul 8,2013 3:40 pm || Up

      I’m just about as good as Michael Young is at defense.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • JamesV Jul 8,2013 3:50 pm || Up

      God no, to Michael Young.

      • Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:53 pm || Up

        It would be funny if MY gets traded to someone(not the A’s) and the rangers and Phillies pay all his salary.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 8,2013 3:56 pm || Up

      Good god, y’all. What is he good for? Absolutely NOTHING.

  71. Future Ed Jul 8,2013 3:44 pm

    I am having a problem with KK Vince and ray complaining about being too high at PNC. they are basically saying you can;t see the field from 317

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 8,2013 3:46 pm || Up

      Well, you can’t. Certainly not well enough to call a baseball game effectively… when you’re already handicapped but suckage.

    • andeux Jul 8,2013 3:47 pm || Up

      Vince being high as fk would explain some of his play by play.

      TINSTAAFK
    • DFA Jul 8,2013 4:09 pm || Up

      If you can throw a no hitter on acid, I don’t think you can be too high to call a baseball game.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 8,2013 4:22 pm || Up

      That squares with what Ray at least has said during those couple of games they actually did broadcast from the Value Deck in recent years.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  72. elcroata Jul 9,2013 11:23 pm

    How Guantanamo prisoners on hunger strike are force fed

    Because survival is insufficient
    • dmoas Jul 10,2013 8:21 am || Up

      I think I’d much rather let them strike. That’s insane. Once they started sticking the tube in I had to stop, I can’t imagine it getting any better from there.

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