So if my sources are correct, we are half way through the season after today. And are treat for that is the St. Louis Cardinals.
I expect reports from those at the park on the stats of Matt Holliday’s smile.
So if my sources are correct, we are half way through the season after today. And are treat for that is the St. Louis Cardinals.
I expect reports from those at the park on the stats of Matt Holliday’s smile.
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You can’t handle Holliday’s smile.
I can’t handle the heat and I’m not even in the kitchen.
If you can’t handle the heat…stay out of the boiler room.
Someone should have told me that much sooner.
CRITTER!
IRON MAN!
DEAD GUY!
That is unknown as his smile has never been seen in Oakland.
I guess this is Dog Day at the park… I hope all those poor hot doggies have lots of water available.
I like my hot doggies with free kraut.
Not very thirst quenching, though…
Just watching them pant makes me smell dog breath.
Mmm, dog breath.
Bwaha! Ray just sounded very surprised by all the booing of Holliday.
I dont know why this surprises people…cheer the white, or gold, or green..boo grey. Simple process.
Precisely.
Holliday sucked as an A, then instantly became awesome upon leaving. Plus he cost us Carlos Gonzales, and sweet sweet Huston. Not Holliday’s fault perhaps, but still, boo.
Srsly. I love Carlos.
Wish I could join you folks for this most historic Dog Day at the Coliseum.
Who wants to be the bobblehead link between me & Jennifer next week? Pick it up from me on Tuesday and deliver it to Jennifer (or to someone that might catch a glimpse of her) on Wednesday?
Do you have the same phone number?
Yep, but it’s asleep for about the next hour… if yours is the same, I’ll text you when my phone is revived :)
Works for me.
Mail it to me and I’ll give it to her the next time we have a slumber party. I promise.
Ray is on fire tonight folks: its nice to score 1 run, but its better to score more than 1…
The more you know…
And THATS one to grow on.
So scoring four is good?
How about five?
Five is right out…
Im not sure. Ray has not offered that yet.
Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count 2, excepting that thou then proceedith to three.
Cleveland 19- White Sox 10 in game one of a doubleheader. Casper Wells pitched the ninth.
Cleveland already has 3 in the top of the first of the nightcap, and their pitcher has an ERA of almost 8.
The record for combined runs in a doubleheader is 54.
Cleveland has scored in 6 of the 10 innings played, posting crooked numbers in all 6.
Hey, great start! Woo!
Josh D. woulda caught that.
This ump is terrible.
He certainly helped free up the rest of young Mr. Miller’s evening early.
Im relieved every time they take a shot in the dugout and Colon is still awake.
50 pitches in one inning you don’t even complete is not so good.
Yes, that’s quite rare. I’d say pitchers are almost always pulled once they hit 45 or so.
I’m guessing Matheny went to the Dusty Baker School of Pitcher Handling.
Whee!
Not on the carpet.
There are almost no players I want for name alone. But the Federalist would be one…
This Wendy’s commercial really irritates me… the one where she’s stalking the little girl & dad leaving the girl’s baseball game. “Did you hit a home run? RBI? Get hit by a pitch? No? Well THAT’s something to celebrate!”
Am I bad for thinking the little girl should not be so happy about not getting hit by a pitch… because at least HBP would have gotten her on base?
So Wendy should go off on her for not “sticking that thing out there”?
Yes! This isn’t badminton!
That would be a great commercial that might get me to buy Wendys.
“Damnit kid did you do anything to help? Did you at least work the pitchers pitch count up?”
I am very pleased to know that I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
I know I’m not the only one who doesn’t care about the dialogue and just wants that Wendy actress to give me oral sex.
Face deep…in a Baconator.
Now I know I’m not the only one who has imagined a different ending to that sentence.
this
Yup. And then some.
Wait. The kids a little girl?
First hit coming up for Vogt.
Indeed.
I sure hope he gets that baseball back.
And it’s a home run to boot!
Damn! Psychic!!
Sometimes I’ve got it.
Now, THAT’S the way to break your hitless streak to start a career.
YAY NEW GUY!!!
Stephen Vogt! HOW AWESOME IS IT?
I was surprised and very pleased that Glen’s question during the postgame interview was “How did it feel for your first major league hit to be a home run?”
I wasnt expecting his first hit to be a HR against the Cardinals. But then again…
What a show!
Cardinals need to consult an elections consultant so they can work on their GOTV efforts :D
Or an erections consultant for their other efforts.
Thanks to the screechy music ad about schizophrenics I’m not scared of them but I am now annoyed by them.
Who said that?!
The voices in my head.
We’ll see how long it takes Korach to figure out that Fidrych died a few years ago.
Pretty quickly here in the top of the 6th…
And just that quickly, the bird was crushed by his truck
Bird, bird. Bird is a word.
Freakishly, as I recall.
Crushed by his truck, right? Would have been better if he were mauled by a cat.
He basically got run over by his own tractor on his farm. I was just surprised when the topic came up that neither Ken nor Vince remembered his death.
I kept on saying to the radio, “he is dead. he is dead.”
So there’s a Birthday Suit Giveaway going on in another thread?
I just call that sex.
Go shorty, it’s your birthday!
I won’t be in the Bay Area this week, unlike you…
I have plans already Tuesday.
Okay, just call when you’re on your way, kay?
I am devastated that I cannot attend.
nick cave is giving away what now?
Stalagmites
bats
I could see that being a problem at a marketing meeting.
the promoter shows up with 5000 mini baseball bats instead of nocturnal flying creatures
Nick would just bite all the marketers heads off and it would fix the problem up right quick.
Josh Donaldson is a good golfer. I would not have guessed that.
Better than you think…at everything. It’s time to recreate the Bo Jackson commercials.
He knows what Bo don’t know.
All those dogs people were holding up looked really uncomfortable. That might’ve been from the Gangnam Style dance though.
Aw, that was sweet. Colon stopped on his walk back to the clubhouse to call Vogt over from the on deck circle for another attaboy hug.
I love Bartolo.
nice
Nice of Jim Harbaugh to don an A’s cap for his visit to the Coliseum.
is that the 49er one?
They just showed a pic of him in a gnat hat.
how awesome would a hat of gnats be?
Well, not for you, your birds would sttack
That would not be the main reason that hat would suck for me.
Would something be BUGing you?
Yes. That is so dumb it made me laugh!
you calling me dumb?
Never! Just the things you say and do!
(not really)
heh
and yes. (figured someone else had answered you while I was unrefreshing this page.)
Harbaugh enjoying a winning baseball team. He won’t get that in SF.
24,000 for a Friday night with a not-especially-popular opponent. Nice.
Noyhing from Missouri is ever popular.
Harry S. Truman?
Budweiser?
Bill Bradley? Jennifer?
Who?
I hope some of the Bay Area folks figure out a way to help you trust your stuff next week.
You mis-spelled Misery.
+ how many dogs?
One of these seasons, the A’s will actually schedule Dog Day on a day when I can actually attend.
800 or so — they sold out again.
Book ’em, Dan O!
Good to have the final out recorded just as Balfour was getting up.
he wasn’t, was he?
Even if there was a home run, its 6-3. Anyone should be able to get an out
PIE HIM! PIE HIM! PIE HIM!
I am disappoint.
I am disappoint too, doc.
Frown.
Thanks to that interview I now know how great it was to get the silent treatment.
So did Vogt get the ball? Any news?
have ye been to section 101? What news?
Aw!
SuSlu said girl, someone on the postgame show said boy. Maybe it’s Pat’s kid.
A boy, SuSlu amends. Also Stephen Vogt’s trophy wall will have a funny look:
Have not heard yet. I sure hope so; you’d be a cold hard bastard of a fan to deny a a rookie his first home run ball.
You must in particular be a fan of his, yes?
happened with norris’ first
Yes, I am highly inclined to like the guy. Not appearing on the ol’ family tree however. Nuts.
That was a fun afternoon in the newsroom.
There wasn’t raw sewage, was there?
Definitely not.
From this recap:
Or maybe “Papi?”
I like to think he was thanking Poppy in Vogt’s ear.
Maybe Vogt hooked him up with some opium?
Perhaps he bought 2 four packs of seeded muffins at Costco.
Maybe he was speaking as my colon.