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  1. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:04 pm

    This is Melvin’s protest of today’s Vogting rights decision?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:06 pm

    Game number? Game number

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    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:18 pm || Up

      They’re who I always think of first when you write about your SLF.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:23 pm || Up

          Special Lady Friend or Stiff Little Fingers.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:39 pm || Up

        a happy coincidence, really

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Jun 25,2013 7:41 pm || Up

          The bad news is what we think of when we see ED.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:45 pm || Up

            you people have been suffering from Ed since I joined ** in 2007 or so.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. andeux Jun 25,2013 7:09 pm

    Go crazy?

    TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:13 pm || Up

      DONT MIND IF I DO!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. oblique Jun 25,2013 7:10 pm

    Stuck with Gameday for the next hour. Later than I wanted to be at work, and now taking the light rail home which takes over an hour, and I have no headphones.

    And…there are a hell of a lot of my ancestral countrymen and -women on this train.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:19 pm || Up

      Yeah, those techies are everywhere.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:28 pm || Up

      bummer. but, so you know, the animation is usually faster than the audio

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Soaker Jun 25,2013 7:13 pm

    Vogt had 27 plate appearances for the Rays last year but he Cartered. He drew two walks but is still looking for that first hit, so his career line is .000/.074/.000.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:21 pm || Up

      That’s great, hopefully the A’s will get to do the old “pretend to deface your cherished first big league hit ball” trick on him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:30 pm || Up

        how are they gonna know which ball it is that is behind the centerfield fence?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • JamesV Jun 25,2013 7:40 pm || Up

          That’s why they need to clean out that O.co sign Donaldson hit in BP.

  6. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:17 pm

    Did not know the H2A3N3 was still in Baseball.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 25,2013 7:23 pm || Up

      He’s their version of Suck Ass, but Hannahan has just 86 PA this season compared to Rosales’ 140 (and Rosales missed most of April).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:30 pm || Up

        and is really good at his position

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:32 pm || Up

        See if I could see SA about half as much he wouldnt bother me as much. Would prefer seeing Keebs half as much and SA gone, but would take what I could get.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 7:30 pm

    Bronson ArroYoenis Cespedes

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  8. nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 7:32 pm

    I love Root Beer Float Day cuz it gets the kiddies all sugared up before noon.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • JamesV Jun 25,2013 7:41 pm || Up

      Isn’t it supposed to be sugar-free?

      • nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 7:44 pm || Up

        I dunno, I just like the idea of ice cream as dessert… for the breakfast meal. As Bryan (wacchamps) likes to say, “Life is short, eat dessert first.”

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • beebo Jun 25,2013 7:44 pm || Up

        Considering that it’s supposed to support the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation…the irony, it burns.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:48 pm || Up

          Yes, though Juvenile Diabetes is not the kind caused by sugar eating.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • JamesV Jun 25,2013 7:51 pm || Up

          Yeah, but that’s been brought up many times. I just looked up the event and it does state sugar-free floats will be available, so I guess by default they’re not.

          And damn, did this post ever get corrected fast:

          http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/oakland-atheltics-selling-root-beer-floats-for-juvenile-diabetes-19074

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:49 pm || Up

        No, most are regular, you can get a sugar-free one by request. But they’re trying to raise money; no one’s actually going to pay for gross diet non-floats.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. oblique Jun 25,2013 7:32 pm

    In play runs…in play runs…

  10. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:32 pm

    SCHLONG!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. oblique Jun 25,2013 7:34 pm

    Lately it’s been really hard to get the Vogt out..

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:35 pm

    Vogt’s a funny lookin guy. More’n most people, even.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jun 25,2013 7:36 pm || Up

      I was going to make a similar comment but your euphemism is nicer than what I had in mind.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:38 pm || Up

      can you be more specific?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:51 pm || Up

        I couldn’t really say. He wasn’t circumcised!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 7:35 pm

    I Vogt RBI!!!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  14. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:35 pm

    New guy!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. beebo Jun 25,2013 7:36 pm

    Vote for Vogt!

  16. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:36 pm

    Ahhh, the classic rock stylings that keebs so enjoys…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. ptbnl Jun 25,2013 7:39 pm

    – E. Aybar walked, E. Aybar to third on catcher B. Holaday’s throwing error

    WTF

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:41 pm || Up

      #sciosciaball

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jun 25,2013 7:42 pm || Up

      One of 6 errors (and 5 unearned runs after the ensuing sac fly) by the Tigers so far.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:47 pm || Up

        2 on the mvp

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:11 pm || Up

        had the tigers not substituted liberally, they would have Cabrera and Fielder up with th e bases loaded and one out down by 8. Now its 2 outs second and third and they are down by 5

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:12 pm || Up

          game over.

          Mark Ellis HR to put the Dodgers over the Giants 2-1

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:12 pm || Up

            its the 5th, game not over

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. oblique Jun 25,2013 7:39 pm

    Dude behind me is making a kissy/sucky sound every 4 seconds. I hate people.

    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:42 pm || Up

      do you want me to change cars?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:43 pm || Up

      I keep making this kissy sucky sound every few seconds to drive the people in front of me crazy…life is so good!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • beebo Jun 25,2013 7:45 pm || Up

      A well-timed primal scream should do the trick.

  19. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 7:47 pm

    Could you imagine buying stocks from Dusty?

    Hey Dusty, should I rebalance my portfolio? Nah man…dont believe that stat stuff, ride the stocks as til they go to zero…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. oblique Jun 25,2013 7:51 pm

    Shutdown inning! Drink!

  21. doctorK Jun 25,2013 7:56 pm

    Sexy Feet!

  22. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 7:59 pm

    wow. I am liking that guy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 7:59 pm

    Whoo hoo! We’re ass-kickers again!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. Soaker Jun 25,2013 7:59 pm

    I guess Bronson Arroyo is the cure for Harang-Bonderman Disease.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 8:00 pm

    Against everyone but Seattle the A’s look like a championship contender.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:01 pm || Up

      lets hope they are not in the play in game with the A’s

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:22 pm || Up

      Thought about you earlier. I moves some stuff out of my apartment today, including my pillows. I have 11 pillows in bed with me right now. And my Avengers blanket. I feel like a princess.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 8:24 pm || Up

        Sounds luxurious.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:26 pm || Up

          It’s a cocoon of awesomeness.

        • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:29 pm || Up

          I like my pillows like I like my ass… soft and fluffy. Wait, that’s not right…

  26. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 8:01 pm

    I think I will go with James’ plan from now on and just act like SEA are off days.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:06 pm

    so, nl teams don’t have scouts?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. doctorK Jun 25,2013 8:06 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 8:06 pm

    The sexy hose!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  30. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:15 pm

    17,206.

    i am starting to believe their numbers

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:16 pm

    Guys, thanks for threading tonight.

    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:19 pm || Up

      I always shred.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jun 25,2013 8:23 pm || Up

      Everything ok?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:24 pm || Up

        Yep, just miss everyone.

        • beebo Jun 25,2013 8:25 pm || Up

          Threading is caring!

          • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:27 pm || Up

            I feel like there’s ten of us left. Ten badass motherfuckers, but still…

            • beebo Jun 25,2013 8:31 pm || Up

              Ebb and flow. It’s also a home game tonight, so I don’t blame anyone for not being in front of their computer tonight.

        • 5Aces Jun 25,2013 8:26 pm || Up

          Ok, and agreed. A full house always makes for a good time.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 25,2013 8:42 pm || Up

      By the way…are you aware that a BART strike impends on Monday? If that happens it could throw a monkey wrench into your Bay Area visit.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:44 pm || Up

        NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:47 pm || Up

        I was already having second thoughts… :-(

        • Soaker Jun 25,2013 8:49 pm || Up

          Latest update, with the significant news there being that management has asked Jerry not to impose the cooling-off period. If you weren’t planning on renting a car, you’d want to change that plan. The traffic would be quite a bit worse without BART, but as it’s a holiday week in the summer probably not calamitously bad.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 8:51 pm || Up

            I hate you.

            • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:55 pm || Up

              there is muni. you’ll be fine

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:56 pm || Up

              you may have to talk to one of us, but you’ll get by

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Englishmajor Jun 25,2013 11:36 pm || Up

                  We will all be happy to give you rides — not because we’re nice, but because if we get two or three people in the car we can use the HOV lanes.

              • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 9:03 pm || Up

                I finally told my mom you were mosy likely going to be home now. She thinks you’re going to use me as a sex slave.

                • dmoas Jun 25,2013 9:07 pm || Up

                  Did you tell her not to worry, you have a safe word?

                • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:08 pm || Up

                  I have to work on monday and wednesday, and I am going to the game on thurdsday, so only really tuesday and friday

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Jennifer Jun 25,2013 9:18 pm || Up

                  That’s not bad. I’ll email you later with some questions u had about logistics.

        • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:52 pm || Up

          where are you flying in?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 8:18 pm

    Listening to the radio on headphones with the TV on (sound down)… video’s a pitch behind so I can see WTF Vince was trying (oh the futility) to describe just seconds before.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • doctorK Jun 25,2013 8:24 pm || Up

      I really wish the A’s offered a no-announcer option for TV – just pipe in the PA announcer and set up a crowd mike.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 8:26 pm || Up

        I require announcers. But Glen and Ray are killing me.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  33. 5Aces Jun 25,2013 8:22 pm

    Theeing eye thingle to thenter!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  34. beebo Jun 25,2013 8:25 pm

    Eyeballing this game and watching the filibuster drama in Texas is kind of difficult. However, the latter kind of feels like playing into 18 innings.

  35. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:29 pm

    so vince, the A’s scored after the Reds scored. What is that? I say, since it is the opposite of a shut down inning, I hope you call it a shut up inning.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 29,2013 12:07 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  36. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:35 pm

    shaky tommy is shaky

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 8:38 pm || Up

      Yeah, the Reds have hit some balls hard tonight.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:35 pm

    shut it about the weather Vince

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:38 pm

    i am ok with that walk

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:42 pm

    better match up. RIght? Right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. doctorK Jun 25,2013 8:43 pm

    THROW SOME FKING STRIKES ALREADY.

    • Soaker Jun 25,2013 8:45 pm || Up

      Milone is never at 100 pitches in the 5th inning. This is something of a stinker even if he gets out with 2 runs.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 8:47 pm || Up

        Melvin wasn’t gonna fuck around any more. Dusty I imagine “gives his starter the chance to get the Win.”

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Jun 25,2013 9:10 pm || Up

      I reiterate this comment for Twiggy.

  41. JamesV Jun 25,2013 8:46 pm

    Very disappointing performance by Milone tonight after getting handed a big lead.

  42. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:48 pm

    NESHE”K”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 8:49 pm

    Neshek gets to the dugout and drops his glove in front of Milone.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. JamesV Jun 25,2013 8:53 pm

    That new painting looks like the artist was confused between Moss and Doolittle.

  45. andeux Jun 25,2013 9:05 pm

    Cesar Izturis has raised his batting average 21 points tonight. To .183.

    TINSTAAFK
  46. ptbnl Jun 25,2013 9:10 pm

    Load the bases for Joey Votto … what could possibly go wrong?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2013 9:14 pm

    Man, that was harrowing.

    Blevins’ face looked like he was a little nervous pitching to Choo, then looked very confident vs Votto, weirdly.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Jun 25,2013 9:20 pm || Up

      Well you would Choo if it happened to you.

      • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. vignette17 Jun 25,2013 9:14 pm

    Very close to that infield pop out by Mr Votto….

  49. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:22 pm

    I had forgotten Sogard was in the game.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. doctorK Jun 25,2013 9:29 pm

    Aw – jutht miththed

  51. andeux Jun 25,2013 9:30 pm

    Bad grammar from Alexi Melvin.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:33 pm || Up

      don’t mention it to her, she’ll get mad

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Jun 25,2013 9:35 pm || Up

        No kidding.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:39 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:39 pm || Up

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:39 pm || Up
              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. doctorK Jun 25,2013 9:34 pm

    Nice – a no-drama inning for once.

  53. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:36 pm

    so, there is a marginal major league baseball player who has been through at least 2 organizations and he is still called “Stephen,” not steve or stevie?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:42 pm

    i like how dusty is emptying the bull pen. I hope he uses chapman in the 8th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. nobody in particular Jun 25,2013 9:47 pm

    That awkward moment when you describe the entire career arc of the pitcher you think just came into the game, from Little League through college, the minors and MLB, complete with tales of the adversities he has endured to get to the big leagues, only to discover at afetr you’re done with the biography that’s it’s really some other guy that has just come into the game.

    Yes, Vince just did that last inning.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • doctorK Jun 25,2013 9:52 pm || Up

      Wow. Oh wow.

    • Future Ed Jun 25,2013 9:53 pm || Up

      i haven’t really been listening. ha. cool

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 7:58 am || Up

      That was hilarious. It took him an entire batter to realize it was a different pitcher.

      Did we cover that on Ibanez’s second homer on Sunday, Vince very calmly said “lifted to left, Reddick will have a play” before noting that it was gone?

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 7:59 am || Up

        (right, not left)

        • DFA Jun 26,2013 10:19 am || Up

          haha, i subscribed the discrepency to vince not knowing whtat the fuck was going on.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  56. the llama Jun 25,2013 9:52 pm

    Wait, Cesar Izturis is seriously still playing?

    Wait, he’s only 33?!?

    Wait, he was traded straight up for Greg Maddux?

    • the llama Jun 25,2013 9:54 pm || Up

      Fun fact: the top twenty all-time in pitcher assists were born in the 19th century. Except Greg Maddux.

    • dmoas Jun 25,2013 9:58 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t even trade Maddux for him today.

  57. doctorK Jun 25,2013 9:55 pm

    J. J. Hoover.

    His parents had no guts, for not giving him Edgar for his middle name.

  58. Soaker Jun 25,2013 10:00 pm

    0-for-28, now within 5 of Chris Carter.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Jun 25,2013 10:13 pm || Up

      And takes pole position on the career hitless-with-a-rbi list.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  59. the llama Jun 25,2013 10:09 pm

  60. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 11:07 am

    According to the Chron today’s game is on TV after all, on MLB network. Good news for the sick at home crowd.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Jun 26,2013 11:10 am || Up

      Let’s just hope they don’t black it out.

      • Soaker Jun 26,2013 12:03 pm || Up

        You’ll get their primary game, Colorado at Boston. Cincinnati at Oakland is the alternate game, and since the A’s aren’t televising on CSN, MLB Network can show the Reds’ telecast in the Bay Area.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 12:39 pm || Up

          Weirdly, on DirecTV the main MLB Network channel (213) says the game is blacked out, but on the HD sub-channel of the MLB Net alt channel (214-1) has the Cincy broadcast.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • JamesV Jun 26,2013 12:41 pm || Up

          Got it on.

        • Jennifer Jun 26,2013 5:54 pm || Up

          I worked and missed it anyway.

  61. Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 11:39 am

    Federer is in trouble.

    • MikeV Jun 26,2013 11:59 am || Up

      Not as much as Hernandez.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 12:17 pm || Up

      He gone.

  62. aardvark Jun 26,2013 12:36 pm

    That was the warmest night game I’ve ever attended.

  63. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:35 pm

    wtf vince

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:36 pm

    Back to back games better than we think

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. JamesV Jun 26,2013 1:37 pm

    Lucky Lowrie on that play, missing the plate while the catcher lost control of the ball so he could go back and touch it, then Donaldson goes BOOM.

  66. andeux Jun 26,2013 1:38 pm

    Wrong hole thread.

    TINSTAAFK

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