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Game 56: The White Sox come to town 194

To those of you who were hoping for a Rosales DFA, so sorry. The only roster move is Reddick off the DL, Montz sent to Sacramento. In the booth, Vince is back; Roxy gets the weekend off but fills in for Korach in Milwaukee next week.

Your 2013 Oakland Athletics send out this lineup, behind Bartolo Colon, to face RHP Dylan Axelrod:

Coco 8, Lowrie 6, Cespedes 7, Smith DH, Donaldson 5, Jaso 2, Schlong 9, Moss 3, Sogard 4. Enjoy your Friday evening with FK and the A’s!

194 thoughts on “Game 56: The White Sox come to town

  1. Jennifer May 31,2013 6:51 pm

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

    • Thunderbutt May 31,2013 7:16 pm || Up

      I could teach you but I have to charge.

      There is always a score.
  2. Future Ed May 31,2013 6:54 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Future Ed May 31,2013 6:57 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • JamesV May 31,2013 6:59 pm || Up

      (Sacramento Zoo Night there, but those are awful)

  4. JamesV May 31,2013 6:57 pm

    Sharing:

    • Future Ed May 31,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      Its a shame that the giants/cardinals game is cancelled when ATandT park sits empty #shame

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 31,2013 7:03 pm || Up

      I don’t think we have to worry about Heyman tonight because THE RED SOX ARE PLAYING THE YANKEES THIS WEEKEND AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. Future Ed May 31,2013 7:08 pm

    haha vince, its not dom you should be worried about. You may be working with someone that should take your job next week

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. brian.only May 31,2013 7:11 pm

    There we go!

  7. Soaker May 31,2013 7:12 pm

    I’m glad the real caps are back but it’s time to mix in something other than the green jerseys.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2013 7:25 pm || Up

      The problem is that it’s the only jersey they can wear both at home and on the road. So Milone wears them every single time, and apparently the others starters mostly don’t like the road greys.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer May 31,2013 7:27 pm || Up

        THEY DON’T LIKE THE ROAD GREYS? FUCK THEM IN THE FACE.

        • Jennifer May 31,2013 7:29 pm || Up

          That escalated quickly. I blame the steroids.

          • Soaker May 31,2013 7:30 pm || Up

            Oh that’s all right. See, I think “alts” should be worn once a week at most. But the caps issue this week just confirmed that the marketing people dictate an awful lot.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • andeux May 31,2013 7:35 pm || Up

              Wolff lied, the jerseys are dyed.

              TINSTAAFK
            • FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2013 7:40 pm || Up

              Yeah, a few days later and that BP cap thing pisses me off even more, just for the bald-faced greediness of it.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • brian.only May 31,2013 7:41 pm || Up

                Yup, I was almost thinking of getting one too, but now…

                • JamesV May 31,2013 7:47 pm || Up

                  If you like it and want it, you should get it regardless of what MLB pushes.

                  Just wait for a sale in the MLB shop. I got mine for 25% off that way. Shipping comes into play but it’s still less than buying one in the team shop or something like that.

              • JamesV May 31,2013 7:46 pm || Up

                * only allowing pink bats not made by Louisville Slugger as long as the other manufacturer’s logo can’t be seen? Check.

                * making new holiday caps every year, including one for umpires this time around that’s up on the MLB shop? Check.

                * going beyond that by making actual jerseys with camo influences? Check.

                As greedy as mandating BP hats during “rivalry” games is, it ain’t like there isn’t already a history of MLB forcing stuff on people. At least the one the A’s have highlights the elephant.

                • ptbnl Jun 1,2013 12:37 am || Up

                  I noticed tonight that during the Aquafina-sponsored water break, the home plate umpire took one sip and passed the bottle back to the child to take away with them. WTF … they’re supposed to keep a pre-owned bottle as a memento?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • JamesV May 31,2013 7:30 pm || Up

        HEYMAN WAS RIGHT THEY DON’T LIKE OAKLAND

  8. Thunderbutt May 31,2013 7:15 pm

    I’d love to eavesdrop on any teams’ hitters meeting before they face Bartolo.

    “It’s a fking fastball.”

    There is always a score.
  9. Soaker May 31,2013 7:23 pm

    Dunn OBP .245 and Konerko OBP .306 kinda says it all for the White Sox early this season.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor May 31,2013 10:03 pm || Up

      I really hope Konerko turns it around (starting in a couple days). I’ve always liked him.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • colin Jun 1,2013 4:55 am || Up

        I thought it was kind of irritating how much White Sox fans idolized him. “Paauuuuuuliieeee!!!”

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade May 31,2013 7:24 pm

    So far Colon’s location is bad, by his high standards.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. JamesV May 31,2013 7:28 pm
    • JamesV May 31,2013 7:29 pm || Up

      That may not look like a question but the top curvy part is REALLY tiny.

      • Future Ed May 31,2013 7:40 pm || Up

        ever since I tried to download the vibox, mlb stuff won’t play on my computer.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. JamesV May 31,2013 7:31 pm

    That Donaldson BP highlight really is the best thing ever.

  13. Soaker May 31,2013 7:32 pm

    I can’t believe Comcast had those cameras running, and directed where they were, during BP.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • JamesV May 31,2013 7:33 pm || Up

      While, of course, that LF corner shot wasn’t available on the ball Young hit in the marathon game – not that I think it went over the fence anyway.

  14. JamesV May 31,2013 7:39 pm

    Every time I see A’s fans in elephant hats I want to burn them. This makes me different from many Giants fans and panda hats.

  15. brian.only May 31,2013 7:40 pm

    Let’s hope Schlong figured something out during his time off.
    Mojo.

    • Soaker May 31,2013 7:42 pm || Up

      Well that answered that.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Jennifer May 31,2013 7:43 pm || Up

      Just beat it!

      • Future Ed May 31,2013 7:46 pm || Up

        They Told Him Don’t You Ever Come Around Here
        Don’t Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
        The Fire’s In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Thunderbutt May 31,2013 7:42 pm

    I for one am quite pleased to see Josh back.

    There is always a score.
    • andeux May 31,2013 7:44 pm || Up

      Whichever of Taylor/Barton/Montz/Young/Reddick is here has us pining for the others.

      TINSTAAFK
  17. Soaker May 31,2013 7:45 pm

    I thought it was interesting that Moss is batting 8th vs. RHP but he validated it there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. andeux May 31,2013 7:46 pm

    So Sogard is our offense.

    TINSTAAFK
  19. Future Ed May 31,2013 7:46 pm

    I prefer SOgard and Nakajima (site unseen) to Rosales and Sogard

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 31,2013 7:53 pm || Up

      Nakajima wasn’t impressive at all in Phoenix in early March but with 3 more months to adjust to US baseball I’m becoming rather eager to grant another opportunity.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  20. brian.only May 31,2013 7:47 pm

    Way to break the drought Keebs!

  21. JamesV May 31,2013 7:49 pm

    Pitcher broke up the perfecto Axelrod had go…no, wait.

  22. Soaker May 31,2013 8:03 pm

    I’m liking the guy with the Drew Carey (or Harry Caray?) glasses sitting right in front of Lew tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. Jennifer May 31,2013 8:06 pm

    THIS GAME

  24. Future Ed May 31,2013 8:12 pm

    this keppinger guy bugs me for some reason

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. brian.only May 31,2013 8:12 pm

    Where the hell did that miss?

  26. Jennifer May 31,2013 8:23 pm

    My milkshake apparently scares people away from this thread.

    • doctorK May 31,2013 8:27 pm || Up

      It also apparently is scaring the A’s bats away from the ball.

    • 5Aces May 31,2013 8:30 pm || Up

      Im here. Groceries and dinner bought and put away.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. Future Ed May 31,2013 8:29 pm

    3-2 bottom 5 one out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Thunderbutt May 31,2013 8:31 pm

    There is always a score.
  29. brian.only May 31,2013 8:31 pm

    Third times a charm boys, lets dirty it up some uniforms.

  30. Future Ed May 31,2013 8:38 pm

    How can Vince and Ken announce a player of the month before the month is over?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux May 31,2013 8:39 pm || Up

      Yeah, Rosales still might hit a big pinch homer.

      TINSTAAFK
  31. Soaker May 31,2013 8:41 pm

    This is a nice old-timey, fast-paced pitchers duel. I expect in the bottom of the 8th Campy will single, will steal second and Rudi will drive him in with a single. Then it’s “Hold Em Rollie Fingers Time” in the 9th.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  32. brian.only May 31,2013 8:43 pm

    Oh fuck me…

    • Jennifer May 31,2013 8:44 pm || Up

      Wrong thread. The orgy is in FSU’s thread.

      • brian.only May 31,2013 8:45 pm || Up

        Heh, This thread takes anything it can get.

  33. Future Ed May 31,2013 8:45 pm

    awesome, we get sale twice

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. brian.only May 31,2013 8:46 pm

    Fantathtic!

    • Soaker May 31,2013 8:49 pm || Up

      Lethed on bathe though.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  35. Future Ed May 31,2013 8:51 pm

    gold glove

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. 5Aces May 31,2013 8:52 pm

    CY25 is still trying to find that one…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. brian.only May 31,2013 8:52 pm

    That was pretty Schlong.

  38. Soaker May 31,2013 8:57 pm

    All right, this game just needs one flukey run in the bottom of the 8th.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • brian.only May 31,2013 8:58 pm || Up

      Fast game, Colon could go CGSO if we get a crooked one here.

  39. brian.only May 31,2013 8:57 pm

    C’mon Reddick you are due, overdue, so go do it.
    A’S RUNZ MOJO ACTIVATE FORM OF BLAZING SCHLONG

  40. doctorK May 31,2013 8:59 pm

    Wow – an extra-base hit!

  41. 5Aces May 31,2013 9:01 pm

    SCHLONG!!!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. andeux May 31,2013 9:01 pm

    SCHLONGTASTIC!

    TINSTAAFK
  43. aardvark May 31,2013 9:02 pm

    Now that’s the Reddick I remember.

  44. brian.only May 31,2013 9:02 pm

    YES!!!

    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:02 pm || Up

      ugh

  45. JamesV May 31,2013 9:02 pm

    Well, that happened quickly.

  46. Thunderbutt May 31,2013 9:04 pm

    I think we broke an Axelrod.

    There is always a score.
  47. brian.only May 31,2013 9:04 pm

    So huge psychologically for Reddick to have that clutch ribbie.

    S M I L E

  48. andeux May 31,2013 9:05 pm

    Leaving Moss in against the lefty?

    TINSTAAFK
    • 5Aces May 31,2013 9:06 pm || Up

      And he tries to bunt?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:06 pm || Up

      I was gonna grouse but didn’t wanna kill the sparkle.

    • andeux May 31,2013 9:06 pm || Up

      …who can’t find the strike zone.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 31,2013 9:06 pm || Up

      NEVER QUESTION MELVIN

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces May 31,2013 9:08 pm || Up

        He can keep hitting on 17 all year…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed May 31,2013 10:05 pm || Up

          I get this now.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces May 31,2013 10:33 pm || Up

            You were checking uni #s, werent you?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed May 31,2013 10:36 pm || Up

              I hope he hits on 37 a little more

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. brian.only May 31,2013 9:05 pm

    C’mon Moss surprise me!

  50. Future Ed May 31,2013 9:06 pm

    KK says no one in the bullpen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. andeux May 31,2013 9:07 pm

    Time for a gritty sac bunt.

    TINSTAAFK
  52. Soaker May 31,2013 9:07 pm

    Wasn’t the call to just let Sogard bunt there?

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. brian.only May 31,2013 9:07 pm

    Rosales?
    Is Bob drunk?
    BHDSBABDVJBASOBVFJBADVKJBDKJ BCX B.DBKAJHDBFKJABDSJKBVDFLNKNF.

    • 5Aces May 31,2013 9:11 pm || Up

      NEVER QUESTION MELVIN!!!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  54. bear88 May 31,2013 9:11 pm

    It worked. Credit where it’s due…

    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:12 pm || Up

      Yep, yer’ right.

    • doctorK May 31,2013 9:12 pm || Up

      Since Suck Ass was bound to make an out, at least he advanced the runners.

    • Soaker May 31,2013 9:12 pm || Up

      Meh. He burned a player unnecessarily, but it was only part of Sogales so who really cares.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed May 31,2013 9:15 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. andeux May 31,2013 9:13 pm

    COCORIFFIC!

    TINSTAAFK
  56. JamesV May 31,2013 9:13 pm

    Sometimes it seems Bob Melvin is a wizard.

    • Jennifer May 31,2013 9:19 pm || Up

      Ever since he was a young boy he played the silver ball.

  57. doctorK May 31,2013 9:13 pm

    Covelli Royce Crisp, bitches.

  58. brian.only May 31,2013 9:14 pm

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  59. bear88 May 31,2013 9:14 pm

    Most of us were less than enthusiastic about Coco’s contract at the time. It sure looks like a bargain now.

    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:15 pm || Up

      Is this the option year or year 2?

    • 5Aces May 31,2013 9:18 pm || Up

      I seem to remember most who were against it thought he was a luxory not needed on a rebuilding team.

      Having said that, yeah, I cant imagine the last year and 2 months without him and the CocoFro.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed May 31,2013 9:21 pm || Up

        yup

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA May 31,2013 9:28 pm || Up

        Yeah it seemed super superflous both times. Im sure glad we did it.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • brian.only May 31,2013 9:30 pm || Up

          As an A’s fan, OF depth never feels superflous to me.

  60. brian.only May 31,2013 9:17 pm

    CGSO juju.
    Tough game for Axelrod, but wooooooooo!

  61. doctorK May 31,2013 9:19 pm

    Seeing some of those former A’s reminds me of how glad I am that they’re gone.

    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:21 pm || Up

      I miss MaEl, who’s hitting .290 something w/ Los Doyers, empty but still perty gewd.

      • doctorK May 31,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        I was referring mainly to players #8 and #5. I’d still take Ellis with a broken leg over Sogales in a heartbeat.

        • brian.only May 31,2013 9:26 pm || Up

          Yeah, glad to see Zooks doing well in the NL, you can read that both ways.

        • DFA May 31,2013 9:29 pm || Up

          Absofuckinglutely

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • 5Aces May 31,2013 9:38 pm || Up

          LOL….player #8.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • DFA May 31,2013 9:29 pm || Up

        His defense isn’t as good.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • brian.only May 31,2013 9:31 pm || Up

          How do you like the games over there?
          Never been myself.

          • DFA May 31,2013 9:33 pm || Up

            Just two so far.

            going to do an update tomorrow when im finished moving.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed May 31,2013 9:32 pm || Up

          as good as sogales, or as good as before

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. 5Aces May 31,2013 9:22 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, Bartolo FREAKING Colon!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  63. Soaker May 31,2013 9:22 pm

    A 21st-century shutout is almost always a four or five pitcher affair. It’s great to see an old-fashioned one.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  64. brian.only May 31,2013 9:23 pm

    FKYES

  65. aardvark May 31,2013 9:23 pm

    Woohoo! The A’s won every game that I watched or listened to during the month of may.

  66. nobody in particular May 31,2013 9:24 pm

    VIVA BARTOLO!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • ptbnl Jun 1,2013 12:41 am || Up

      Let’s Go ‘Tolo.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  67. brian.only May 31,2013 9:29 pm

    Reddick’s 2013 BABIP: .191
    Career BABIP: .269 (which perfectly matches his 2012 btw)

    Odds are he’s gonna turn it around, hopefully starting now.
    So great to see the RFB crew freak the fuck out after that double!

  68. JamesV May 31,2013 9:32 pm

    Twitter exchange:

    Dude — Sogard now .270/.331/.336. Can we admit he’s pretty good now?

    Me — I wouldn’t mark that down as anything special, to be honest.

    Dude — I’ll take a .330 OBP from a legit MI defender any day.

    What do you think?

    • brian.only May 31,2013 9:34 pm || Up

      Heh, for a bench piece I think he’s okay, but his argument is indeed flaccid.

    • DFA May 31,2013 9:34 pm || Up

      If he was a legit MI defender he would have more than 2 innings at SS.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Soaker May 31,2013 9:36 pm || Up

        Yeah, that’s my thought. Legit MI defender entirely replaceable journeyman.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • JamesV May 31,2013 9:37 pm || Up

        There’s that, yes.

      • futwork May 31,2013 9:57 pm || Up

        His D at second looks pretty good though. Prob just doesn’t have the arm strength.

        • DFA Jun 1,2013 5:49 pm || Up

          Which is fine but you need a back up that can play more than 2b.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  69. bear88 May 31,2013 9:34 pm

    Where did Reddick’s loopy swing go on that double? If it goes away for a while, that would be an enormous boost for the team.

  70. Glorious Mundy May 31,2013 9:56 pm

    Come on Astros. Don’t screw this up.

  71. Future Ed May 31,2013 9:56 pm

    boy, if you have chris carter and calos pena in a lineup in an american league park and Pena is the DH, you aren’t trying to win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  72. Future Ed May 31,2013 9:59 pm

    via

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy May 31,2013 10:01 pm || Up

      Nice idea, ugly execution.

      • Soaker May 31,2013 10:01 pm || Up

        Yeah, commercial logo, barf.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed May 31,2013 10:03 pm || Up

          and a super low quality shirt

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • brian.only May 31,2013 10:06 pm || Up

        Terrible font, lifeless…

        • Future Ed May 31,2013 10:09 pm || Up

          it’s the cutest picture I have seen of reddick, though

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • brian.only May 31,2013 10:11 pm || Up

            He looks 15 1/2, and about to ask mom if he can use the car tonight!

  73. futwork May 31,2013 9:59 pm

    Aussie fireman mojo!

  74. futwork May 31,2013 10:00 pm

    Travis. Still the best.

  75. Future Ed May 31,2013 10:22 pm

    Astros beat the Angels 6-3

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. Soaker May 31,2013 11:34 pm

    The Rays and Indians are still banging along at 2:30 a.m. Eastern time. They’re back at it at 1:05 p.m. I think this is where you’re glad you’re the visiting team and are staying in a downtown hotel, rather than being a home player driving out to the suburbs and then coming back in the morning.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker May 31,2013 11:56 pm || Up

      …and that ends at 2:55 but the Blue Jays and Padres carry the torch.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  77. ptbnl Jun 1,2013 12:43 am

    Taco-filled in the front row seats for the cgso … happy joy joy.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • wacchampions Jun 1,2013 1:53 am || Up

      Fun times and great tacos tonight!

  78. harensheir15 Jun 1,2013 2:39 am

    And you can shutthehelluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppp…YES!!!

  79. the dogfather Jun 1,2013 7:50 am

    Chicks dig an older gentleman with a complete game.

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus

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